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[Anonymous No.8381073]

What are some good 'retro' games for when you're horny?

[Anonymous No.8381117]

>>8381073
ps2 was ripe with coomer core games

[Anonymous No.8381126]

>>8381073
PC98 eroge.

[Anonymous No.8381137]

>>8381073

[Anonymous No.8381143]

>>8381073
i don't see the point of playin games when you're horny unless it's a vn but even then. the whole idea is to jack off, not hold a controller. well as a kid at least i took a lotta pics of the up kick move in brawl as a kid. lost to time with both my discs bein scratched alas.

[Anonymous No.8381153]

>>8381073
I tried to buy this and the dude at the counter refused. Not because I was under-age but because he thought it was shit coomer garbage. Ended up buying Rogue Squadron for GC instead.

[Anonymous No.8381159]

>>8381117
This doesn't seem like a coomer ga- oh

[Anonymous No.8381173]

>>8381153
I hate when employees judge your purchase. Mind your own business and do your job wagie. But Rogue Squadron is a better game.

[Anonymous No.8381216]

the best

[Anonymous No.8381243]

>>8381073
Considered buying this for years and even picked it up at the store but pussied out before I brought it to the counter

Is it actually any good? Heard the stkry about the character designer being disabled and drawing the beautiful women he knew he’d never have which is soulful as fuck but is it fun to play?

[Anonymous No.8381275]

>>8381243
I thought it was quite good, really. I really liked the mongolian submission fighter, Aigle, despite being sure I would hate her initially.

[Anonymous No.8381303]

>>8381243
i dont like wrestling games but i enjoyed it

i recommend the 360 version so you can take screenshots

[Anonymous No.8381324]

One of the best 3D asses I've ever seen. Unnnnngggg

[Anonymous No.8381342]

>>8381143
>i don't see the point of playin games when you're horny
because sometimes you exhaust the whole erotic universe of real life and real women and the only thing that can get through to you is animated cleavage

[Anonymous No.8381728]

>>8381303
You can also adjust muscle and Bust size (albeit a little)

[Anonymous No.8381734]

>>8381342
>implying i ever wank to real women
horrid. 2d is the only way.

[Anonymous No.8381756]

>>8381073
I created some really horny situations as a teen with The Sims 2 and some mods as a sexually depraved teenager.
Like creating your Chad Sim just going from house to house seeding the whole neighborhood with the other sims being unable to stop your rampage and crying into a corner.
You would be lucky to get some of those old links working, but it was good fun at the time. Maybe they have moved on to newer iterations, but Sims 2 was the most replayable game ever.

[Anonymous No.8381808]

>>8381756
It’s almost like the sims devs wanted there to be all sorts of lewd mods. Not that I’m complaining.

[Anonymous No.8381915]

>>8381756

Ah yeah that was a good one. I didn't even use mods... I just made a weird lesbian household in which the "top" in the relationship (a slender redheaded musclegirl) seduced as many neighborhood women as possible while also raising a half-alien child with her beautiful, devoted wife. I did most of this with one hand.

[Anonymous No.8382063]

Boogerman.

[Anonymous No.8382201]

>>8381117
terrible attempt at WOW WACKY JAPAN branding
the sequel cover is more suggestive

[Anonymous No.8382205]

>>8381153
>star wars
He should’ve been fired desu

[Anonymous No.8382212]

>>8381342
because enjoying a bit of videogame titty is fun and doesn’t require whipping out your cock immediately

[Anonymous No.8382214]

>>8382205
Only incel manbabbies don't like Star Wars.

[Anonymous No.8382219]

>>8382201
Nah, the designer of the first game was clearly into feet.

[Anonymous No.8382271]

>>8382214
It’s usually the opposite way around

[Anonymous No.8382357]

>>8381173
This. I worked at GameStop for a few years and some obviously coomer kid wanted to buy Senran Kagura, acting all sheepish about it, and I told him it was a good pick.

[Anonymous No.8382362]

>>8381073

[Anonymous No.8382372]

>>8382271
The force is female, you know.

[Anonymous No.8382380]

>>8382362
YOU SICK FUCK SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD

[Anonymous No.8382384]

>>8382357
Congrats, he now thinks you're some creepy old dirty grandpa.

[Anonymous No.8382387]

>>8382362
That guy just wanted to get his paycheck and get out.
Also I doubt any coomer fan of anime titty bought this game.

[Anonymous No.8382391]

>>8381126
PC98 might as well have just been a dedicated porn machine

[Anonymous No.8382647]

>>8381756
I had the Sims 2 for the GC and created an entire household full of skimpily clothed lesbians.
My mother walked in while I had them kissing each other and it was the most awkward moment of my life. I was only 11 years old.

[Anonymous No.8382669]

>>8381073
Ah yes I remember the days before high speed internet porn.

[Anonymous No.8382683]

>>8382669
DOA Xtream Beach Volleyball was at the center of more than one chicken choking episode.

[Anonymous No.8382819]

>>8382669
That weird window when mainstream western publishers flirted with the pornhound audience

[Anonymous No.8382823]

>>8382683
At least DOAX is actually fun.

[Anonymous No.8383174]

>>8381153
Off topic, but is Rogue Squadron for the GC any good is on par with the N64 one?

[Anonymous No.8383249]

>>8383174
I think it's way better. Rogue Squadron 2 is IMO pinnacle arcade-y flight/space combat sim.

I played the N64 one years later and found it incredibly clunky in comparison. Still enjoyable, and much longer, but the GC one is just smooth as butter.

[Anonymous No.8383336]

>>8383174
I recently played both of them (plus Battle of Naboo), and RS for N64 felt the most inspired. I got all the missions with gold medals. Hard but satisfying to complete fully.
GC is almost up there. But there's just something I can't put my finger on it. The controls are better, but felt they wanted to go more with recreating scenes from the movies. Some of these stages work but some others felt like filler. I unlocked almost everything but never felt compelled to go for gold medals like with N64. And let's consider I got all platinum medals in Battle of Naboo, which is like N64 RS but with worse stages and story.
Conclusion, N64 Rogue Squadron hooked me longer than GC RS. GC RS is not a bad game at all, but it was just more of the same and some stages overstayed their welcome trying to be more "cinematic". The new B-Wing was fun though.
RS 3 on the other hand ...

[Anonymous No.8383361]

>>8383336
>>8383249
>>8383174
play the PC version retards

[Anonymous No.8383373]

>>8383336
RS3 is fine honestly if you ignore the shitty ground stages. It has a few pretty entertaining flight stages that are worth experiencing if your a fan of the playstyle.

RS2 I think just feels more refined. I didn't find any of the stages filler, quite the opposite as the first one honestly where I felt like there were just too many stages and not all of them were fun. I can't think of a single stage that I didn't enjoy 100% in Rogue Squadron 2.

[Anonymous No.8383376]

>>8383373
>Ignore

Admittedly I guess "suffer through" is more appropriate, but sitll.

[Anonymous No.8383651]

>>8382362
I saw this behind a glass case at a used games store.
Just proudly presented as part of their collection.

[Anonymous No.8383657]

>>8382201
I mean those covers weren't gonna sale well here that much(not beyond a certain niche crowd at least)

[Anonymous No.8383884]

>>8382669
The girls in this look like shit but I’ve considered buying it because I love the Dave Mirra games

[Anonymous No.8384643]

>>8381117
How's this a coomer game

[Anonymous No.8384664]

>>8384643
There’s a part where you have to suck the blood of the Japanese daughter while she’s taking a bath. The whole game was such a cool idea, I’ve always wanted to play it.

[Anonymous No.8384669]

>>8381173
I personally think it was good advice. I recall buying Alien Vs Predator on SNES and wished someone had warned me how boring it was.

[Anonymous No.8384695]

>>8382683
>DOA Xtream Beach Volleyball
based and cultured

[Anonymous No.8384706]

Comad has some scary Gals Panic type games. It always amazed me that such a thing existed in eastern arcades. There's one in particular that changes from attractive girl to morbidly obese to punish you for sucking.

[Anonymous No.8384828]

>>8384695
man it is the gayest shit to fondly reminiscence about ads but fuckin hell that's funny

[Anonymous No.8384882]

>>8384695
Oh hey I jacked off to this ad

[Anonymous No.8384889]

>>8382380
She wasn't even cute. The blonde on the far left though, hnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.8385361]

>>8381243
I used to play it whit a friend .we started playing wrestling games and ended finding this one
I can say aside the hornyness .is really good .compared to the other wrestling games of ps2 the impact that feels when you hit really hard the opponent is really good.i believe it was punk girl named candy that makes a charging right punch in the face .is so good .and the ninja one whit the kicks .
The only bad thing i can remember was the low quantity of characters and arenas to fight.(altought all the characters have a bad side and a good side to choose that make the moveset somehow diferent)

[Anonymous No.8385882]

I wish more game let you have a muscle slider for women

[Anonymous No.8386237]

>>8385882
...I didn't know that's an option
Is it only for the Xbox version, like all the fun stuff?

[Anonymous No.8386278]

>>8386237
The sequel (XX wich is th only on the Xbox) has a muscle, ass and bust slider and the capacity of these sliders increase with how much you fight, the downside is that only a custom character can fully use the slider, the normal Rumble Roses just have a limited slider

[Anonymous No.8386396]

[Anonymous No.8386489]

>>8386278
That's a neat reward mechanic

[Anonymous No.8386497]

>>8381153
What store was it? EB games?

[Anonymous No.8386498]

>>8386396
>>8386278
>>8385882
HOT DAMN I need to buy this game

[Anonymous No.8386550]

>>8386497
I try my best to not support EB games.

[Anonymous No.8386687]

>>8386498
If you want to get hard you should (but don't expect too much though)

>>8386489
definitly, only a shame it's mostly just more muscle definition and not also volume

[Anonymous No.8386718]

>>8383361
What does this have to do with the differences between the games in the series, like they're talking about?

[Anonymous No.8386753]

>>8386718
cause on of them said its clunky while that may only be true for the N64 version

[Anonymous No.8387914]

>>8381324
Hngg

[Anonymous No.8388686]

>>8386753
I think he meant that the GC ones had QoL improvements in controls in compared to the first game, on 64.

[Anonymous No.8389989]

>>8381073
what is CN?