/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.8344883]

wtf

[Anonymous No.8344890]

>>8344883
Dont shoot the flower pot in the window or there will be consequences.

[Anonymous No.8344927]

>>8344883
how were you supposed to know to get the egg from malon/

[Anonymous No.8344934]

99% of people who make this joke get it wrong because they capitalize the name

OP is one of them

capitalizing your funny word only works if the funny word also happens to be a name

[Anonymous No.8344938]

>>8344883
>>8344883
remember that game grumps lets play where they named link "fuck, i" and then pretended it was funny for a really long time without it ever actually becoming funny

[Anonymous No.8344943]

>>8344927
trial and error

[Anonymous No.8344945]

>>8344938
No because watching let's plays is lame and watching let's plays by "game grumps" sounds even lamer

[Anonymous No.8344994]

>>8344883

[Anonymous No.8344998]

>>8344994

[Anonymous No.8345001]

I never found naming characters in games after profanities funny.

[Anonymous No.8345003]

>Play FF8
>Name Angelo as Anal
>do Rinoa's limit break

[Anonymous No.8345014]

>>8345003

[Anonymous No.8345017]

>>8345014
kys srlsy https://desuarchive.org/vr/search/filename/pepe.webm/

[Anonymous No.8345030]

>>8344927
This filtered me as a kid and is my only real complaint with OoT. Yeah I know, you are supposed to explore the world and not have your hand held. But fuck that. Also you have to wait for the egg to hatch and I got to Mario sleeping during the day

[Anonymous No.8345041]

>>8345017
it's not one person. accept that the board hates you and your normalfag frog.

[Anonymous No.8345047]

>>8345041
>it's not one person
not my problem if he uses they/them proonouns

[Anonymous No.8345069]

>>8344934
Best comment here today.

[Anonymous No.8345127]

>>8345003
Fuck off, retarded frog poster.

[Anonymous No.8345175]

>>8344938
no but i remember the lucahjin lp and she named link "Fuck me" and there were some alright parts like nabooru and ganon cursing him out

[Anonymous No.8345229]

>>8344938
No because I've never watched Game Grumps you fucking cretin.

[Anonymous No.8345232]

>CURSE YOU, SAGES!
>CURSE YOU, ZELDA!
>CURSE YOU, Link!

[Anonymous No.8345250]

>>8344883
how the FUCK did this slip past Nintendo censors?????

[Anonymous No.8345283]

>>8344883
I'm partial to this one personally

[Anonymous No.8345397]

>>8344927
You travel 20 years into the future, buy a 3DS, play OoT 3D and hear Malon very obviously singing in front of the gate to Hyrule Castle. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.8345492]

>>8345283
This one is my favorite by far

[Anonymous No.8345627]

>>8345397
she does that in the original too once you get caught by the guards I think

[Anonymous No.8346853]

>>8344934
>his Language doesn't capitalise Nouns
Do Anglos really?

[Anonymous No.8346872]

>>8344927
>>8344943
>>8345030
Strategy guides.

[Anonymous No.8346898]

>>8344994
>>8344998
what

[Anonymous No.8346917]

>>8345003
based Spoony
>>8346853
Fuck off Hun you're a dumb spastic cunt

[Anonymous No.8346923]

>>8344883
>Here's my grandson. What was his name again?
>
>That's right, his name was FAGGOT!

[Anonymous No.8346973]

>>8344927
You explored the world to find LonLon Ranch which is very obviously visible on your way to the castle, and if you didn't then you found the milk crates by the sleeping Mario. Nigger

[Anonymous No.8346979]

>>8344927
>>8346973
Wait... you can get the egg from her before you go to the Castle Town?
All this time I thought you had to go to Talon, investigate him, get caught, then talk to Malon and get the egg

[Anonymous No.8347153]

>>8346872
Only strategy guide i ever owned was for civ 3

[Anonymous No.8347158]

If you’re going to give your character a funny name, make it something like Jamal Ginsberg or Art Vandelay.

[Anonymous No.8347382]

>>8347158
ya gotta make sure it fits the character limit though.

[Anonymous No.8348995]

>>8346872
>Strategy guides.
>"beating" a game by following steps
couldnt be me.

[Anonymous No.8349028]

>>8348995
>implying devs didnt literally put extremely obscure things into their games specifically to sell strategy guides

[Anonymous No.8349225]

>play Earthbound
>coolest thing is "RAPE!!"
>favorite food is "pussy"
>Ness learned PSI RAPE!!
>Ness used PSI RAPE!!
>Ness caught a whiff of pussy, but just for a second.
>Let's celebrate with some pussy.
>You're back! Don't bother yourself with talking now, you look too tired. Mothers understand these things. Eat some pussy and scoot up to bed.
>Pokey, you don't like pussy, do you? TOO BAD!

[Anonymous No.8349231]

>>8349225
Grow up

[Anonymous No.8349236]

>>8349231
Shut up Pokey.

[Anonymous No.8349269]

>>8349225
>>coolest thing is "RAPE!!"
lol

[Anonymous No.8349276]

>>8346923
>name rival something vulgar for the lulz
>get paranoid that my mom will somehow find out and get nervous

[Anonymous No.8349286]

>>8346917
Man, I looked up Spoony after something like 6 years of not following him, and he's nothing but a hollow husk of a man. He's one bad day away from putting a bullet in is head. Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.8349290]

>>8349286
He actually fucking lost it at some point years back
The internet ruined him

[Anonymous No.8349298]

>>8349290
Let's be honest, he ruined himself. Just about all of his misfortunes can be attributed to his actions and behavior. Although granted, he is apparently bipolar, so that certainly makes things even shittier.

[Anonymous No.8349305]

Also, how has this thread been up this long and no one's posted the Amarant "Flaming Faggot" screenshot from FFIX?

[Anonymous No.8349363]

>>8344938
I do remember that. It's one of those things that sounded like it could have been funny, but never actually paid off. Not sure why they went with one that grammatically abstract.

[Anonymous No.8350797]

>>8349028
Name 27.

[Anonymous No.8350816]

>>8349305
>implying posters here are old enough to remember this

[Anonymous No.8351119]

>>8345001
Naming yourself "nigger" is always a good time.

[Anonymous No.8351826]

[Anonymous No.8351857]

>>8345492