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8302898 No.8302898[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You know it's yurojank when the pointless collectibles are prominently advertised on the title screen.

>> No.8302905

>>8302898
Also
>nonsense character name
>character is absolutely hideous

>> No.8302917

>>8302898
pre-order includes a one-channel rendition of beethoven's ode to joy made with the standard instrument library and a smug unwarranted lecture about healthcare

>> No.8302970

>>8302917
I've re-read this post four times and still get a good chuckle out of it each time.

>> No.8302983

>>8302898
is this the scrimblo flimbo game everyone keeps bitching about?

>> No.8302985

>>8302983
It's quintessential flimbocore

>> No.8303318

>>8302898
You know it's Americrap when it crashes your industry.

>> No.8303327

Give me a game with the most collectibles in anything game ever.
Fucking love collectibles.

>> No.8303330
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>>8303318
Cope

>> No.8303354

>>8303318
Commander Keen is better than any Eurojank platformer.

>> No.8303363

>>8303330
What exactly should I be coping with? No crash occurred in my non-tranny factory/non-child molesting head of state nation. We did, however, sell the original PlayStation to the west, making gaming super mainstream in the process. Lara Croft was on the front of every pop culture magazine, WipEout was in every club, GTA was causing controversy, and was a serious topic of discussion on TV. We made gaming cool. Nothing you've done comes even close. You're a non-entity by comparison.

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>>8303330
>Zniggy 2

>> No.8303369

>>8303318
And you fags call us thinskinned. Not OP, but I personally find Amigaformers extremely soulful. Calm down, man.

>> No.8303370

>>8303363
>My country is not a non-tranny factory/non-child molesting head of state nation
Ok Klaus Schwab.

>> No.8303375

>>8303354
So good that it never received a port on more capable hardware that could have improved on the existing assets. Keenoids are delusional fucktards. Plok and the DKC games were better.

>> No.8303378

>>8303375
>Plok
garbage
>DKC
garbage
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.8303384

>>8303369
>And you fags call us thinskinned
Also:
>you farted in my vicinity. SEE YOU IN COURT!
An actual case in Muttland. Look it up.

>> No.8303391

>>8303378
No. And given the history of bad decision making as it pertains to gaming on your part, no one should take your opinion seriously.

>> No.8303392
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8303392

>>8302898
s-stop it, you're making flimbo mad :(

>> No.8303401

>>8303370
I'm not German. But you are Mexican, aren't you, Gonzalo?

>> No.8303403

>>8303384
>so insecurely obsessed and thinskinned that you have to off topic
You remind me of actual niggers.

>> No.8303405

>>8303401
Anglo-Celtic. But you have no sense of sovereignty and are ruled by a Turkish lesbian, and are desperately trying to cope with that.

>> No.8303406

>>8303318
yurocope

>> No.8303409

>>8303391
The only reason anyone gives a shit about either game is because of the music. Keen isn’t perfect, but it’s much more fun to play than either of those jankfests

>> No.8303425

>>8303403
>You remind me of actual niggers
Like looking in a mirror, eh, Tyrone.
>so insecurely obsessed and thinskinned
Also:
>I must make all the Yuro hate threads, all the time, even though the Yuro has demonstrably positively contributed more to the industry than I ever will
>>8303405
>Anglo-Celtic
If you say so, DeShawn.
>Turkish lesbian
It thinks it knows where I'm from. Much chortles.
>>8303409
>jankfests
By all means, just keep repeating the same thing way past the point of ad nauseam. That's how it becomes true. Apparently... Like I said, no one can, or should take you seriously.
>>8303406
>I also have a voice! Notice MEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.8303426

>>8303425
You talk too much.

>> No.8303432

>>8303426
I'm a social animal. You're a lonely one.

>> No.8303435

>>8303432
Spewing verbal diarrhea is not being social