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8293825 No.8293825 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>played pic related with the gun pressed against the tv
Anyone else?

>> No.8293831
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>>8293825
>be me
>6-7yo or so
>at some shitty Russian "arcade" of sorts where you can pay to play Dendy
>they turn on Duck Hunt, i start playing normally, aiming and shooting
>owner comes and says "no you're doing it all wrong"
>presses the gun against tv

>> No.8293832

You can fool the game but not yourself

>> No.8293838

>>8293825
>m&kb FPS gamers

>> No.8293840

>>8293825
I used to put the gun in a holder while playing Wild Gun, my dad was quiet good at it but I had to point the gun right away at the third or fourth showdown.

>> No.8293856

>>8293832
>You can fool the game but not yourself
You underestimate my retardation.

>> No.8293869
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8293869

>>8293825
Most of the time, yeah.
>anon, you're not supposed to put it against the tv
>but, dad, i can shoot better this way
>try it back a bit
>move back
>miss shot
>go back against screen
>anon, you need to practice
>mfw

>> No.8293870

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It's sad that you don't know the difference.

>> No.8293873

>>8293870
Not OP, but calm the fuck down, you uptight old faggot. Not everyone has to take life deathly seriously every single second of every single day. For all we know OP has been a hard worker and honest guy his entire life, minus cheating on Duck Hunt as a five year old in 1988 or whatever, and he can look back and laugh because he doesn't have the world's biggest stick up his ass like you do.

>> No.8293885
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8293885

>>8293870
Okay, DJ Khaled.

>>8293873
Don't you be mean to Anon!

>> No.8293887
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>>8293885

>> No.8293893

>>8293825
I won a round like this just to see if I could, had a laugh, then went back to playing normally and switched to another game soon after.

>> No.8293896

>>8293870
I like video games.

>> No.8293912

>>8293887
>>/vr/?task=search2&search_filename=pepe.webm&__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=pmd_jw2MajsVRHfBBZnPS_cZWbw1AzW7GEWaoRITedBeRbc-1635853189-0-gqNtZGzNAjujcnBszQhl

Imagine being triggered by a green frog this badly. Get help.

>> No.8293916

>>8293912
>I M A G I N E
>M
>A
>G
>I
>N
>E

>> No.8293919
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8293919

>>8293916
ALL THE PEOPLE!

>> No.8293920

If you emulate Duck Hunt you can use a mouse and it's basically impossible to lose.

>> No.8293927

>>8293920
>it's basically impossible to lose
There's no point to Duck Hunt if a cartoon dog never laughs at you.

>> No.8293939
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8293939

>>8293912
trolled

>> No.8293945

>>8293887
>pepe
>very obviously posts apu apustaja

>> No.8293946

>>8293920
This.

>> No.8293952

>>8293945
kill yourself tourist

>> No.8293958

>>8293885
>Don't you be mean to Anon!

But Anon was mean to OP...

>> No.8293965

>>8293958
He wasn't.

t. OP

>> No.8293976

>>8293965
Oh well, I don't care, he's still an annoying grumpy curmudgeon.

>> No.8293983

>>8293825
>being so retarded you can't hit the side of a barn from a few feet away
Nope. Never.

>> No.8294285

>>8293869
Dad failed to instill a sense of challenge in you. Very unfortunate.

>> No.8294296

>>8293870
can someone remind me where this is from pls

>> No.8294312

>>8293825
This game was probably the biggest reason my mother didn't allow me to have an NES. Thankfully she ran off and my father bought me an NES. There's always a silver lining...

>> No.8294397

>>8293870
Kinda based

>> No.8294426
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8294426

>>8293873

>> No.8294623

>>8294296
Is it a pasta?

>> No.8294635

>>8293873
>seething this hard at pasta
Fucking kek

>> No.8294641

>>8294623
I'm pretty sure someone tweeted that in earnest years ago but I can't remember who

>> No.8294813

>>8294285
I don't think we had the same dad.

>> No.8294827

>>8294635
lmao I'm going through drug withdrawals atm and am going crazy

>> No.8294829

>>8294623
Yes, but it's gluten free.

>> No.8296373

For me it's pointing it at a light bulb

>> No.8296387

>>8293870
lol, worse than the game "journalist" cheating to beat that game was the spergs who thought it was a massive deal.

>> No.8297630

>>8293825
Nope, I stand as far back as I can and use the sights.
>t./k/fag

>> No.8298124

>>8294296
>>8294623
https://www.theverge.com/2019/4/9/18302796/sekiro-shadows-die-twice-copypasta-you-cheated-not-only-the-game-memes

>> No.8298262

>>8293825
That didn't help for me.
I don't what's the reason,maybe lightgun parts started to wear out or maybe it's game's own poor detection system, but I often did miss even with the gun pressed against tv.

>> No.8298270

>>8296373
That's actual cheat to this game, but it will backfire at you when your lightgun will die from doing that shit.