The Worst System Ever

[Anonymous No.821868]

This is the biggest piece of shit Nintendo has ever created.

>God-awful Controller
>The fuck is a Z button?
>Handful of decent games (mostly all mario related)
>First console you had to buy a hardware upgrade for to play certain games
>Games looked bland, empty, unfinished and aged terribly, and were Impossible to display
>No cross-console accessories. Transfer pack for Pokemon stadium doesn't count.
>Rumble Dildo-pack
>That fucking Disk Drive
>Worst of all the console looks fucking dumb as hell.

You know I'm right.

[Mike C 0303 9669 4741 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 No.821887]

Not even in the top 3.

>Game Boy Micro
>Virtual Boy
>CD-i

[Anonymous No.821905]

Congratulations on not liking things.

[Anonymous No.821909]

>>821905
>He likes the 64

[Anonymous No.821923]

>>821909

[Anonymous No.821926]

>>821887
GB Micro doesn't need to be on that list IMO

[Anonymous No.821930]

>>821923
>ratings
And what would those be? IGN?

[Anonymous No.821934]

>>821868
>You know I'm right.
you're wrong on so many accounts

[Anonymous No.821935]

>>821868
You could of at least tried harder.

2/10

[Anonymous No.821936]

>Not liking the zbutton
If you didn't play Turok or Goldeneye and didn't fall in love with the feeling of the zbutton as a gun trigger, you are just flat out dead inside. I hated that they changed it for the Gamecube controller.

[Mike C 0303 9669 4741 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 No.821938]

>>821926
Yes it does.

[Anonymous No.821947]

>>821934
And what would those accounts be my nostalgia goggled friend?

[Anonymous No.821943]

>>821868
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.821951]

>>821947

>someone has a different opinion
>must be nostalgia goggles

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.821957]

>God-awful Controller
It's a normal controller with a weird d-pad placement.
>The fuck is a Z button?
An asymmetrical L button.
>Handful of decent games (mostly all mario related)
Really? Mostly Nintendo franchises, maybe. Not just Mario.
>First console you had to buy a hardware upgrade for to play certain games
I think you mean the expansion came with DK64, and the only other game that required it was Majora's Mask.
>Games looked bland, empty, unfinished and aged terribly, and were Impossible to display
Those are just opinions. Well, opinions and whatever the fuck that last part even means. Do you also hate Playstation graphics?
>No cross-console accessories. Transfer pack for Pokemon stadium doesn't count.
wat
>Rumble Dildo-pack
Pretty sure Nintendo didn't invest in dildos until the Wii.
>That fucking Disk Drive
Didn't even come out anywhere but Japan.
>Worst of all the console looks fucking dumb as hell.
Looks pretty normal to me.

>You know I'm right.
This is what people say when they're not right, otherwise they wouldn't have brought up the topic to blab about in the first place.

[Anonymous No.821960]

>>821887
CD-i is Philips.

[Anonymous No.821968]

>>821947
Nearly all the statements were a matter of opinion, it wasn't the first console that you needed a hardware update to play certain game and then you made a false statement about no cross-console acessories then proceeded to list one as invalid without a reason

Doesn't help that you started of with a lie about the N64being the worse thing they've created when you have shit like the Virtual Boy

[Mike C 0303 9669 4741 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 No.821973]

>>821960
You're right, that would take it off the list. I'll have to put the DSi there in its place, for the same reasons that Game Boy Micro got on there. And update the list a little.

>DSi
>Game Boy Micro
>Virtual Boy

[Anonymous No.821975]

>>821973
The DSi is the best DS console though.

[Anonymous No.821976]

>>821973
meant to leave a friend code in there like that?

[Mike C 0303 9669 4741 !!N1ZuL/4CLu1 No.821987]

>>821975
No it's not, not while the 3DS exists.

>>821976
No, but I haven't seen a reason to change it yet. That should change around October. (It's not for a retro game, so I won't go into details.)