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THESE FUCKING FUCKERS, /vr/

THESE MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES ARE MAKING MY LIFE IN DUNGEON 6 HELL

I AM GOING TO RIP MY HEAD OFF AND BEAT MY GAME CONSOLE WITH IT

("That monster" thread, if you were wondering)

>> No.818852
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818852

I found squadrons of Blue Darknuts as the bigger annoyance in Zelda 1.

>> No.818864
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>>818852

Those guys sucked but they didn't make me JUST LOSE MY FUCKING MAGICAL SHIELD GOD DAMMIT

>> No.818871

>>818864
judging from that gif you are also 12

>> No.818876

>>818871

Not hardly, but I'm sorry that I don't share your objectively impeccable taste in humor. I'll be sure to maintain behavior of a much more demure nature whilst discussing a game in which an elf boy saves a princess.

>> No.818952

If you think this is bad, wait till Ganon's lair, where they're in every other room more or less. All I can say is make sure you have the Magical Shield and practice RIDICULOUS caution around LikeLikes.

>> No.819159

>I AM GOING TO RIP MY HEAD OFF AND BEAT MY GAME CONSOLE WITH IT

Dude you should just chill with some good music to take the edge off:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh1Ep45OWkE&t=2m3s

>> No.819197

>>818852
This.

Wizzrobes were annoying, but I never felt any hate for them.

Those blue armoured fuckers, on the other hand...

>> No.819272
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819272

welp

>> No.819485

None of the shit posted is as bad as the fucking skull head things. There are some in the 2nd quest that can take your sword permanently until you get touched by one of a different color. You can be halfway done with level 5, suddenly run into one, then have to backtrack to an earlier level that had the right colored skull head to get your sword back to you can try to continue.

Those fuckers are the reason I never beat the 2nd quest. After the 4th time, I just stopped caring enough to want to play.

>> No.819578

>>819485
I thought going to a fairy would take the curse away? Or touch a Triforce? Been a very long time since I've played, so I could be wrong.

>> No.819586
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819586

These niggers.

They have only two attacks: a spell which paralyzes your entire party, and a physical attack that has a very good chance of killing a character in one hit regardless of their defense or health. They also tend to come in large groups.

Good thing you only have to put up with their shit for two dungeons, and then you can get some equipment that makes you immune to their bullshit.

>> No.819671

>>819586
They alone make the Ice Cavern hell.

>> No.820929

>>818852
Fuck this motherfuckers.

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>>820957

>> No.820963
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>> No.820965
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>>820957
>>820960

>> No.820978

>>820965
>>820960
>>820957

Holy shit, someone else who played Blades of Exile

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>> No.820987
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820987

Fuck these guys, especially on Perfect Agent.

>> No.820991
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>>820987
And this guy too.

>> No.821016
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>>820960

>Run into 4 ur-basalisk at one point in a dungeon
>Forgot to haste and buff party
>Only have two characters anyways

>> No.821084

>>821016
>not always perma hasting your party in a dungeon

>> No.822059
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822059

>>821084

Man, you try a two person run once you get that far in the game. One was a polearm / mage and the other was blade / priest. Sure gold isn't a problem but skillpoints are.

>> No.822146

>>822059
I did need a reason to play Blades of Exile again, I only have III anymore. Got any good torrents for 1 and 2?

with the editor would be nice too

>> No.822203

>>822146

Nope... I only have three right now and its on my computer from the 90's, download link long and forgotten AND I never played the other two for more than an hour or so, which is weird because I must have over 200+ hours in three.

>> No.822215

>>822146

Nope... I only have three right now and its on my computer from the 90's, download link long and forgotten AND I never played the other two for more than an hour or so, which is weird because I must have over 200+ hours in three.

Thankfully,

http://www.spiderwebsoftware.com/blades/winBOE.html

Free registered version on the main website. HELL YES. I'm downloading this right the fuck now, never knew about it!

>> No.822219

>>822203
>>822215

Excuse the fucked up spoilers and double post. sage for off topic

>> No.822226

>>822203
holy shit I kept my bought version I got as a kid on my windows 98 and transferred it to every new PC I got, only III survived.

>>822215
You sure its not a demo or a full version? I originally found BoE on a '100 free games' CD in the 90s.

>> No.822375

>>822226

copied right from the page

This game is now free to play.

Screenshots

Download the fully regsitered
Blades of Exile
(For Windows, 3.7 MB)

>> No.822392

>>822375
Well thank you Anon, I'll have fun playing these like I did when I was younger then