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Why no port to the Amiga, Seega?

>> No.8161303

>>8161296
amiga can't handle it are you kidding? It's a piece of shit. Amiga is god awful. Id rather tkse a gorilla donkey shit and eat it with a sharpened spoon

>> No.8161308

>>8161296
>why no port to a dead console that wasnt even available everywhere?

>> No.8161320

>>8161296
>the only good Treasure game was literal fucking fast food shovelware


Ummm....... treasuresisters???

>> No.8161324

>>8161320
excuse me I'm a treasureenby

>> No.8161329

Sega didn't license ports of their games from 1991 to 94 then started doing it again due to the Saturn's lack of success.

>> No.8161376
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>>8161320
Based and Donaldpilled.

>> No.8161618

Why are you obsessed with McDonald's games?

>> No.8161682

>>8161618
I'm not. It's just a really good scotformer that happens to also be Mcdonalds-themed.

>> No.8162087

>>8161303
The AGA could've easily handled this game, though.

>> No.8162274

>>8161682
what's a scotformer?

>> No.8162317

>>8161308
>console

>> No.8162320

>>8162274
Scottish platformers

>> No.8162390

>>8162320
more like smackformer amirite

>> No.8162454

>>8162274
It's a forced meme.

>> No.8163201

>>8162274
maSCOT platFORMER

>> No.8163245

Wonder how much more popular this game would be if someone just romhacked it and took out all of the McDonalds imagery. It's legitimately a very good game, and probably up there as one of the best platformers on the Megadrive.

>> No.8163254

>>8163245
I can't even give it a chance. I can't play any licensed games. People praise that batman one to but I just don't give a fuck about this stuff. I need original game licenses

>> No.8163265

>>8163201
why not mascformer?

'Scot for mascot is not intuitive at all, it's already a common term for Scottish people

>> No.8163287

>>8162087
Nope. Amiga sucks.
I can't believe people call the amiga a 16bjt console

>> No.8163305

>>8163287
More 16-bit than the PC Engine and its 8-bit CPU and Super Nintendo and its 3mhz CPU that belongs in printers, not game systems.

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>>8163287
The Amiga was a home computer for creative professionals, enabling digital illustration, 3D rendering, music compositing and desktop video at a fraction of the cost of other equipment. Whoever uses such a machine to play games is beyond help. That's what consoles are for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH3keLuj9OI

>> No.8163335

>>8163305
>measuring cpu strength in mhz
Based retarded 90s electronics consumer

>> No.8163338

>>8163330
can you buy me an amiga so I can play the cool games it has

>> No.8163362

>>8163338
Yeah sure, because the hardware is so cheap and easy to find nowadays. I probably have a few working spares somewhere. :o)

>> No.8163368

>>8163362
/sarcasm

>> No.8163614

>>8163335
Enjoy your crippling slowdowns, Snezzcuck.

>> No.8163627

>>8163330
the problem was the market for that was very niche back then. Commodore actually did pretty well in Europe marketing it for its gaming prowess like with the Ocean Batman pack-in during Christmas 89.

>> No.8163705

>>8163627
The Video Toaster package sure, but DPaint was the Amiga's killer app.
Always struck me as ironic that the Amiga ports of Monkey Island were kind of sloppy considering where Guybrush got his name.

>> No.8163714

>>8161296
Fuck off with your burgerformer

>> No.8163735

>>8163614
>implying I'm advocating for snes
Lol

>> No.8163751

>>8163305
The SNES had background scaling and 3 layer scrolling. It took until Pentiums before a PC could do that stuff at 60 fps.

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>>8163705
>DPaint
Yep, I think there was, at one point, not one Amiga user without at least one pirated copy of DP.
Still got a signed box of DP III.

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>>8163751
Doesn't matter when all the games run like shit with copious amounts of obnoxious lag.

inb4 the sa1 / fastrom hack cope.

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>>8163751
lol no techlet

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>>8163769
On the other hand it's also responsible for a whole lot of fucking furries and degenerates.
Swings and roundabouts I guess.

>> No.8163873

>>8163776
Guarantee I know more about tech than you

>> No.8163878

>>8163775
Gradius III is still playable and enjoyable, there's patches that address the lag and if you really don't want it just play the arcade version on MAME or the PS2 port of the arcade version that also includes Gradius IV.

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>>8163873
You don't little zoomy, don't worry.

>> No.8164081

>>8163869
Furry subculture existed long before Amiga came along. But yeah, their excesses as conventions were well known in the 90s and people avoided them.

>> No.8164083

>>8164079
I'm older than you.

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>>8164083
Late 40s? You're even more pathetic than me. Good job.

t. M.Sc. Electrical Engineering & lifelong Nintendo Autist

>> No.8164213

>>8164081
That's like saying AIDS existed before standard fuck parties, technically true but missing the point.

>> No.8165612

>>8161296
Because Amiga's shitty "push Up for Jump" standard wouldn't work with this game.

>> No.8166934

>>8161296
Poor australia-kun. No clown games for you.

>> No.8166981

>>8163254
>I need original game licenses
tfw alex kidd is reskinned goku