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8149439 No.8149439 [Reply] [Original]

what the fuck even is a bomberman anyways

>> No.8149441

>>8149439
he's Lode Runner.

>> No.8149451
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8149451

Bomberman is a robot engaged in the production of bombs. Like his fellow robots, he had been put to work in an underground compound by evil forces. Bomberman found it to be an unbearably dreary existence. One day, he heard an encouraging rumor. According to the rumor, any robot that could escape the underground compound and make it to the surface could become human. Bomberman leaped at the opportunity, but escape proved to be no small task. Alerted to Bomberman's betrayal, large numbers of the enemy set out in pursuit. Bomberman can rely only on bombs of his own production for his defense. Will he ever make it up to the surface? Once there, will he really become human?

>> No.8149458

>>8149441
I wish I could just blow up those block puzzles instead of having to do esoteric hole digging timing plans.

>> No.8149486

Such an iconic design.

>> No.8149489

>>8149486
Ikr

>> No.8149521

My guess he's a male explosive worker.

>> No.8149558

>>8149439
A pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.8149585

>>8149451
why would you want to be a human

>> No.8149597

>>8149439
>what the fuck even is a bomberman anyways

wahhabi muslim

>> No.8149602

فِي ذَٰلِكَ لَآيَةً لِّمَنْ خَافَ عَذَابَ الْآخِرَةِ ۚ ذَٰلِكَ يَوْمٌ مَّجْمُوعٌ لَّهُ النَّاسُ وَذَٰلِكَ يَوْمٌ مَّشْهُودٌ

>> No.8149603
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8149603

I meant to post this with it

>> No.8150957

>>8149585
soul

>> No.8151151

>>8149451
based, zoomers are not aware of Bomberman 1 lore

>> No.8151194

>>8149602
I thought it was hilarious when Bomberman felt his aorta being cut in The Second Attack.

>> No.8151283
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8151283

marry fuck kill

bomberman
bonk
takahashi meijin

>> No.8151284

>>8149439
A boom boom boy.

>> No.8151347
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>>8149439
Time and again, he is a fool of chance

>> No.8151398

>>8151283
marry master higgins
fuck bonk
kill bummerman

>> No.8151661

>>8149439
A recycled enemy sprite from the NES port of Lode Runner

>> No.8151670

>>8151283
I'd marry Hachisuke and cherish him.

>> No.8151791

>>8149439
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZaSgnYLceQ

>> No.8151806

>>8151791
I can't stop laughing at this wtf it's such an obvious copy of seinfeld

>> No.8151812
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>>8151670
y'all niggas is gey

>> No.8151831

>>8151791
what the shit

>> No.8151836
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>>8149439
He's when al quaeda upgrade their suicide bomber units into homicide bomber units.

>> No.8151857
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>>8151791
>JERRY THEY FUCKING BLEW UP THE GAZA STRIP JERRY!
>thatsashame...

>> No.8152140

>>8149439
Sometimes a robotic lifeform, sometimes an alien, sometimes a humanoid, or a robot that becomes human. Unless you count the original 1983 game where he was some middle aged man.

>>8151283
Marry Bomberman, fuck Higgins, kill Bonk

>>8151791
Even though it's obviously a ripoff of the Sienfeld theme, it kind of stinks that this is the only song from Jetters that gets mentioned. The show has quite a few really good songs.
It does fit Mujoe as a character though.

>> No.8152170

>>8149439
he's sexy

>> No.8152197
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8152197

>>8149439
Not even one good game in the entire series.

>> No.8152206

>>8152197
You would be really fun to blow up in battle mode

>> No.8152208
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8152208

>>8152197
That's the biggest bait I've seen on this board yet.

>> No.8152243

>>8152206
>>8152208

Why else do you think the games were never popular in North America after multiple localizations? They were all the same up until the departure from the top-down 2D puzzle style to the absolutely FUCKING BIZARRE 3D titles that didn't make any sense to anyone. Then it died when they tried to "reboot" "it."

Tells you a lot actually. Lightning never struck once in the entire series outside of what.. maybe multiplayer mode in Saturn Bomberman? None of you bitch niggas even had a Turbografx, and a lot of you didn't even know what a bomberman game was unless you owned it on the original Nintendo.

>> No.8152290

>>8152243
Bombernan 64 and Mega Bomberman were pretty popular in Ameridise.

>> No.8152302

>>8152208
Why did he choose to become fat?

>> No.8153421

>>8149439
i think currently he's a robot

>> No.8153432
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8153432

round head black eyes bombermen is fucking cursed, they embody the nadir point of the franchise

>> No.8153435

>>8151791
This is from the anime OST so why has no one found the scene this is used? It's most likely a Seinfeld joke they use.

>> No.8153447

>>8153435
it says mujoe's theme but it doesn't play when he shows up?

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>>8149439
Remote controlled robots designed to plant bombs. The pom pom is a radio antennae.

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8153492

sorry bomberman, it's time to scoot over and let the girls shine.

>> No.8153501

>>8153492
he made an explosive transition

>> No.8153505
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8153505

>>8149439
A Bomber Man. Basically a Terrorist.

>> No.8153514

>>8151151
well i am

>> No.8153674
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>>8149451
The funny thing about the NA Bomberman box art is that it's actually taken from the MSX version of Bomber King, which predates Bomberman a little bit.
Bomber King was localised as Robo Warrior, possibly to avoid brand confusion.

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>>8152197
wrong, Neo Bomberman is the peak of the series

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>>8151791
I sent this to the seinfeld composer and he thought this was hilarious. He left a comment on the video.

>> No.8154138

>>8153432
Really prefer the tv looking heads desu.

>> No.8156636

>>8152197
at least it gave us good porn.

>> No.8156703

>>8154115
This is now a Jonathan Wolff appreciation thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVldNNHQWVw

>> No.8156831

>>8153505
I love these memes

>> No.8156854

>>8152302
I filled him with gum

>> No.8156867

>>8153447
>>8153435
Sounds like it might have been a joke the composer made, or a rejected theme. It's included on the ost maybe as an oversight.

>> No.8156893

>>8156636
My experience with rule 34/hentai lasts for about 17 years now, ever since Internet came into my life. Every day, or at least every 3 days I'm diving into abyss of weird faps and seek for some twisted pleasure which some people would consider dowright sick.

And I have never, ever, not once thought about looking for bomber porn. I don't think I want to.

>> No.8156926

>>8156854
Baseed feeder

>> No.8156952

>>8156893
the ones great mosu did are pretty jerkable

>> No.8159139

>>8153435
>>8156867
It's a generic theme that plays when Mujoe is around, it's a light hearted scene, or both. IIRC it plays during the first episode.
The anime does not contain Seinfeld references outside of that song.

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>>8149439
Are any Bomberman fans upset like I am that this franchise never had a consistent mythos? It's literally been rebooted like damn near 12 or so times and each time it introduces new characters, new realities and new continuities that are so scattered and disparate that it'd be a herculean effort just trying to tie it all together again. I would want a reboot that takes the best aspects of these games and hand selects only the more noteworthy or promising developments, and reframing them in a set of new games with a timeline that makes sense. NO MORE REBOOTS OR OFFSHOOTS PAST THAT.

It just feels so shitty liking an IP that just lacks direction. Other IPs similar to this are Frogger and Pac-Man, but that's due to their abstract arcade origins. Fuck, from the very first game along with Lode Runner you already had a compelling narrative to work off of. I don't like the cringe nu-continuity Konami made with the siblings and human Bagular. I miss Bomberman 64 and The 2nd Attack. They should have just stuck to that storyline instead. I like the idea of Bomberman being part of a task force that explores the cosmos.

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>>8160151
One guy on a Bomberman board tried to connect them in different timelines.
But yeah, it's even more disparate than Mario.
At least you know the mainline games(maybe?), the M&L series, and Paper Mario all have their own universes.
Just one of those series where the character is used a flexible figure for different stories.

>> No.8162126

>>8162081
Jetters should be part of the Saturn Bomberman timeline

>> No.8162565

>>8152197
agreed, there are many

>> No.8163908

>>8153435
It's Mujoe's character theme. It doesn't play just one time, it plays whenever he shows up and is the focus of the scene.

>> No.8163924

Which one of the SNES titles has the best multiplayer?

>> No.8163946

>>8163924
Either 3 or 5

>> No.8164126

>>8162081
Where's Saturn Bomberman Fight!! supposed be on there?

>> No.8164151

>>8149451
This is great. The earliest game I've actually played is Bomberman '94 so I had no idea

>>8162081
I was under the impression that JP Bomberman 64 and Bomberman Land are basically the same game. Are they not?

>> No.8165046
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A series full of SOUL. I will never get tired of replaying SBM2.

>> No.8166865

>>8149439
it's one of the best games on the n64, with gems like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLU2JA1XBG8

>> No.8166874

N64 generation of bomberman games still remains to this day a fantastic series

>> No.8166884

>>8162081
Helpful chart anon thank you

>> No.8166950

>>8166874
64 is good. But Second Attack and Hero were crap. And the japan-exclusive one isn't as good as the 16-bit games and the Saturn Bomberman.

>> No.8166957
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>>8162565
>this nigga gets it

>> No.8166990

>>8162081
> No Online
> no PSP games
> no Mega Bomberman

Well, at least he attempted

>> No.8167086

>>8166950
>64 is good. But Second Attack and Hero were crap.
Nah fuck off, you're talking to the biggest TSA fan on the board. Go play the game until you appreciate it.