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Robotnik has built a perfect and peaceful world of robots for everyone. Why does Sonic screw it up? What's his fucking problem?

>> No.8136909

Living in Eggman's utopia doesn't sound too bad, the only downside is not having sexy animal girls around.

>> No.8136917

>>8136908
Robots can't feel terror

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>>8136917
word

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>>8136908

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>>8136908
Don't fall for Eggman's psyop.

>> No.8137036

>>8136908
I'm pretty sure completing destroying the environment and forcibly capturing and enslaving animals to power robots isn't necessarily peaceful or perfect

>> No.8137039

>>8137036
Does the environment matter when he can build fauna and flora to replace it perfectly?

>> No.8137057

>>8136908
Gee I wonder who's behind this post

>> No.8137132

>animal rights activist who eats chili dogs
>freedom fighter who wears shoes that were probably made in a sweatshop
Is Sonic just an idiot?

>> No.8137195

>>8137132
He's leftist hypocrisy personified.

>> No.8137218

>>8137132
>>8137195
There is no need to politicize everything.

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>>8137218
Video games are political.

>> No.8137247 [DELETED] 

>>8137229
No.

>> No.8137262 [DELETED] 

>>8137229
Dial8

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>>8137057
it was me the whole time

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8137459

Is bomberman a terrorist? Why the hell is he flying to foreign planets and blowing up all their monuments and embassies?

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Remember, each time Mario punches a brick, he kills one Mushroom Kingdom inhabitant. He could easily avoid unneccessary deaths, but he just wants more coins.

>> No.8137558

>>8137036
Some animals can be just sick and he puts them on life support. And then Sonic destroys the whole thing.

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>>8137558
Tough luck slomos!

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>>8136908
>in the comics or cartoons Robotnik uses an army of robot soldiers to force animals into the robo machine
>if he real, Robotnik would tell people "get heckin' roboticizerino'd, soooo much more convenient than a cellphone. Pretty soon everyone will need to be roboticized anyways to reduce our carbon footprint. Not to mention it's more effective than traditional vaccines against viruses. What's wrong with these anti-robo CHUDs?"

>> No.8137949

>>8137039
Why would it even be needed to replaced in the first place?

>>8137558
>Some animals can be just sick and he puts them on life support
Most of the animals aren't, and even if they were, they would just be in a hospital.
Robots aren't needed.

>> No.8137991

Sonic is ecofash

>> No.8138597

Animals are sapient in Sonic's world. You can't step without annihilating thousands of microscopic emotional families.

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>>8136908
In Trump's America Sonic would be considered a freedom fighter. In Biden's America now we call Sonic a terrorist because he resists automation and fights for the rural native population. You can't be a Sonic fan and a Democrat, it just doesn't work together.

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>>8138670
Appropriate pic

>> No.8138692 [DELETED] 

>>8138670
This.

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>>8137541
People still believe this?

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>>8137686
>>8138670
High quality bait, next time remember to mention Eggman being a feminist.

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>>8139072
>You still think it's bait

>> No.8139160

>>8139072
>Romanticist, feminist, and self-professed gentlemen
So he's a creep?

>> No.8139191

>>8136908
Because he's an asshole. Its a crucial part of his character and marketing. Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.8139251

>>8139072
>feminist
>world domination
Sounds like a democrat.

>> No.8139340

>>8136908
No youre just trying to pin yours on him because youre a pile of shit