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>permanently cute childhood friend

In the real world, Saria would've won the Linkbowl no contest

>> No.8059567

do kokiri even have toilets?
where do they even shit at?

>> No.8059574

she was also a cute fempedo too

>> No.8059639
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8059639

Kokiri are creepy motherfuckers and enemies of humanity.

>> No.8059643

>>8059639
There's no humans in Zelda.

>> No.8059648

>>8059643
What's the difference between a Hylian and a Human?

>> No.8059651

>>8059648
They're elves. Elves are fags.

>> No.8059665

>>8059651
Which is wht OoT is a terrible game. It gives me no incentive to actually beat it. Why would I save a world inhabited by an entire race of faggots from Chad McGanondorf? Not gonna happen.

>> No.8059696

>>8059648
>>8059651
Hylians are called humans in Twilight Princess and Wind Waker

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>>8059280
That is why game designers try to mitigate first turn advantage.

>> No.8059704

>>8059639
>creepy
Yes
>enemies
No

>> No.8059705

>>8059696
They also have pointy ears and can live beyond 100 years on average.

>> No.8059708

Damn lolicons, get out of my board.

>> No.8059873
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>>8059696
They're also called humans in...most games. In fact, in A Link to the Past, there actually was a difference: Hylians were intended to be the ancient people of Hyrule, while "humans" were their modern descendants. The only game that exclusively refers to them as Hylians instead of human is Ocarina of Time, which actually makes sense chronologically, even though Majora's Mask called them humans as they aren't in Hyrule. That's why Hylian and human became interchangeable terms over time, and in games like the pre-Hyrule setting of Skyward Sword, they're just human. For that matter, Gerudos are also called human in Breath of the Wild. So here's the deal: Hylians and Gerudos are defined as FICTIONAL HUMAN RACES. Anyone trying to tell you that Hylians aren't human and the round-eared ones are really another species entirely is too proud to fix their schoolyard fanfiction from before text dumps became widely available (looking at you, Zelda Wiki).

>> No.8059912

>>8059643
Yes there are, you see a bunch in the Gameboy games and Twilight Princess. I think Majoras mask had some too but I forget. Happy Mask Salesman was a human in the Oracle games but not in Majora.

>> No.8059962
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>>8059708
No.

>> No.8059971

>>8059708
Moot allowed Loli, this site had a Loli board

>> No.8059998

>>8059567
they love in the woods. have you ever been in the woods? if you need to shit in the woods you just shit in the woods. ffs that's what everything that's ever lived in the woods has done forever. do bears shit in the woods? guess not, no toilets. jfc.

>> No.8060041

A prefer the fish, and i'm salty as hell that it was seen as not okay back then, but now that there's a MALE fish it's seen as being contrarian to NOT want to fuck the fish.

>> No.8060214

Why does the Saria story make me so melancholy? I can't put it into words.

>> No.8060258

>>8059280
>implying link was a lolicon
he's clearly a homosexual

>> No.8060259 [DELETED] 

>perma-children who never age
>probably ace, because they are creations of the Great Deku Tree who don't reproduce sexually, and also children
>they're children you weirdo

No OP. No.

>> No.8060267

>>8059280
Best girl indeed.

>> No.8060271

>>8059998
excellent post

>> No.8060287
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>>8059280
I wouldn't mind another LoZ game where you spend more time as a kid doing stuff with your forest friends. Flesh out the forest more, go deeper into the lost woods, explore the concept of intruders on the forest.

You get a pretty clear idea of Link's life prior to becoming a hero in games like Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, and certainly Breath of the Wild.

It's be interesting to see what it's like being a kid in the forest, flirting with your forest girl neighbors, drawing cool pics, and stick fighting with your bros.

>> No.8060352

>>8060214

WHat wouldn't make you melancholic about it?

Childhood friend, one of the few who always stood on your side, sad goodbye when you go out into the world, quick reuniting before the temple but then you get separated AGAIN, and then you never see each other again because becoming a sage. You can only contact her anymore through your Ocrina cell phone but the sentences sound weirdly... lifeless and you can never see each other again.
Out of Link's and therefore the player's perspective there is the thing that Zelda transforms and sends him back at the end, so you can imagine him before the events of MM going back to the forest and reuniting with her again - but imagine it from her perspective in the timeline after she became a sage, it's even worse, you get sent back - and now this version of her cannot talk to you AT ALL anymore. You are gone.... So sad.

There is also the meta sadness that for such an important character she does not get the recognition she deserves in spinoffs etc.

>> No.8060354

Don't forget that Link instantly ages 7 years more or less, so if he was attracted to Saria as a kid, he wouldn't all of a sudden stop being attracted to her as an adult

>> No.8060376

>>8060258
He just wants a mommy.

>> No.8060382

>>8060352
Yeah that's probably true. For some reason, it just hits harder as I get older. It's something about a loss of childhood and the loss of a good childhood friend all wrapped up into one. Like the saying "you can never go home again"

>> No.8060459

For me it's Midna(shortstack form)

>> No.8060483

>>8059971
/l/ was deleted long before moot left.

>> No.8060548

>>8060459
I mean the other form is nice, love those fucking legs, but let's not pretend that there isn't a more superior form, if just by a bit overall.

>> No.8060564

>>8060548
Its superior even for non coomer reasons, she has a personality fitting of a mischievous little gremlin. I cannot picture her true form as the same character I adventured with in that game. And it's just all around a more memorable design as well. I swear the whole "Beatuty and the beast" shit where we learn to love something then it gets changed in the end ( usually to something a lot less appealing than what we knew it as originally ) is the absolute worst trope in storytelling.

>> No.8060598

>>8060564

>Belle! This is me!
>... Change back!

>> No.8060628

>>8060564
Except the point of BatB is he was still the same person on the inside, even if he looks...wierd, he is the person Belle fell in love with. The difference is Midna doesn't even act the same in her true form.

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>>8060376

>> No.8060675

>>8060483
You can blame the ad holders and PayPal for that. It was funny having it hosted off-site for a while on not4chan. That was a pretty funny joke by itself. It's just a shame that at some point the site got overrun by trash, especially when Moot had to finally fully divorce himself of it, since the PayPal fundraisers caught on to the joke.

It would probably still be around today if it wasn't pure repellant for any kind of revenue.

>> No.8060698

>>8059648
Hylians are the bloodline closest to the Gods, capable of magic and their long ears allegedly can hear the whispers of the Gods.

Humans have round ears and can't perform magic.

>> No.8060749

>>8059998
they have tree homes, so there oughta be tree toilets.

>> No.8060796

>>8059648
Hylians are long-eared humans that are thought to trace their ancestry to the goddess Hylia (aka Zelda from Skyward Sword), and so they're believed to be the race closest to the gods, with some of them having special powers like Zelda's divinations. Round-eared humans are unnamed, miscellaneous gaijin races that aren't particularly tied to Hyrule's lore and became prominent in parts of the timeline where the Hylian bloodline is thinning.

>> No.8060928

>>8060675
Funny thing that PayPal doesn't know I've used them to process payments for loli commissions.

>> No.8060949

>>8060664
>Having Saria be your mommy
Me too.

>> No.8061003

>>8060796
>Hylia (aka Zelda from Skyward Sword)
God I fucking hate this revisionist shit. It wasn't enough to just be a bad game they had to do irreparable damage to the lore.

>> No.8061021

>priding yourself on your arbitrarily pointy ears
>when Sheikah, Gerudo (sometimes), even fucking Kokiri, etc. have them too.
Not saying the Hylians deserved to die off, BUT...

>> No.8061089

>>8061003
To be fair, it's pretty obvious from the Japanese name ("Hylia-jin") that they are a people OF Hylia. Since Hyrule was named after Hylians according to the Japanese ALttP manual, at least SS gives an answer as to what exactly is this Hylia that the Hylians themselves were named after. What would've made more sense is if the other humans from Skyloft settled on the surface too and their descendants became Hylians while Zelda's offspring became the royal family, but no, Hyrule Historia suggests that her descendants are known as Hylians and the royal family was founded sometime later. At least let Groose be the ancestor of the Gerudo, he's got the striking red hair. The unspoken terror of this explanation is that the Oocca are probably the resulting unholy mix of Loftwings and some very lonely humans.

>> No.8061441

>>8059665
Gannon is Jew.

>> No.8061447

>>8059705
Elves live for at least 1,000 years.

>> No.8061452

>>8061441
Yes, he is explicitly a Moses analog.

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>>8061089
>spoiler

>> No.8061563

>>8061089
>at least SS gives an answer as to what exactly is this Hylia
A question that didn't need answering

>> No.8062047

>>8060664
god i wish that were me

>> No.8062343

>>8061089
>The unspoken terror of this explanation is that the Oocca are probably the resulting unholy mix of Loftwings and some very lonely humans.
might've been quite the experience too

>> No.8062382

>>8059280
I would have sex with Saria, I don't care if she's a kid. To be honest I would have sex with most of the girls in Zelda. Especially Midna, both forms.

>> No.8063025

>>8059567
>>8060749
I'm sure they have designated shitting trees

>> No.8063067

>>8059643
the first game's manual hints at the fact that humans exist in that world

>> No.8064797

Well, up until obvious psysiological issues happened

>> No.8064858

>>8059639
she just means everyone hwo gets lost in the lost woods

>> No.8064968

>>8059971
moot unironically hated lolicon, said there would never be a /l/ board again, and called all lolicons pedophiles
I don't agree with the guy but don't lie

>> No.8064973

I'm 99% certain Link ultimately ends up with Malon. None of the other options make much sense.

Saria: He grew up with her so she's probably more like a sister to him. Also she's an eternal child so that would be weird, and she presumably can't have children.

Zelda: Princess, too high status for someone who literally grew up in the woods, even if he's a hero (she'll probably have a political marriage to some prince from another kingdom), and there's no actual romantic suggestion with her anyway.

Ruto: A goddamn fish person so no, even if there are hints of a possible romantic relationship. And making half-Zora children would be stupid.

Nabooru: Too old (I imagine she's at least 10 years older than him). She playfully flirts with him a little after he's an adult, but there's not any serious romantic stuff.

Malon: Human, same age, clear romantic undertone (her father even suggests that Link marry her), lives on a ranch making her close to Link in class, grew up close to nature like Link, they clearly like each other a lot. It's perfect. She's also hard-working (given that she lives on a ranch), has a very cheerful personality, and is a redhead (which is cute), so she'd make an excellent wife.

>> No.8064989

And Link is not a pedo so he would definitely not be interested in her in that way

>> No.8064990

>>8064973
you assume too much about the universe. isnt talon the only farmer in the world? if that’s the case, he must be pretty wealthy and of higher class, probably even closer to the king than the people of hyrule. also, link and the kokiri exist outside of the central polis, and are thus classless and outside the society of hyrule.

>> No.8064998 [DELETED] 

>pointless waifufaggotry thread up for over a day
This is what happens when 6th gen console discussion is allowed and all the stupid kids from /v/ start using this board
FUCK OFF

>> No.8065038

>>8064998
Ocarina of Time isn't gen 6 and there have been waifu fag threads since day 1. Gay ones too.

>> No.8065076

>>8064998
retard

>> No.8065085

>>8064973
>she's probably more like a sister to him
Nice headcanon

>> No.8065089

>>8059280
I'd lick her tits when she was legal.

>> No.8065102

>>8064990
These are some incredibly autistic points.

>isnt talon the only farmer in the world?
Very unlikely. The game presumably truncates the world significantly due to technological limitations, leaving your imagination to fill in the rest, like with most video games. Hyrule field is certainly much larger than what is shown in-game with numerous agrarian villages and farmsteads all over the place.

>he must be pretty wealthy and of higher class
If he were then he would have likely hired a lot more people to do all of the non-managerial labor for him, but we see Talon and his daughter directly tending to the horses and chickens, and delivering milk to the castle town themselves. As it is his only actual employee is Ingo.

>link and the kokiri exist outside of the central polis, and are thus classless and outside the society of hyrule.
Link is still recognizably a Hylian. Racial differences in Hyrule are very clear so he would be seen as a typical citizen and is generally treated as one in-game.

>>8065085
This is just going by basic human psychology. The reason you're not attracted to your immediate relatives, no matter how objectively sexy they might be, is because you grew up around them. That's just how things are.

>> No.8065109

>>8064973
>and there's no actual romantic suggestion with her anyway.
Autism.

>>8065085
I disagree, I have always felt weird if I think sexually about girls with whom I went to elementary school.

>> No.8065118

>>8065089
Having sex with three year old girls is okay according to the Jewish Talmud.

>> No.8065119

>>8065109
>Autism.
You're the kind of sperg who thinks a girl wants to fuck any time she's being nice to you lol

>> No.8065124

>>8065102
>>8065109
The childhood friend interest isn't a trope for no reason. Shitloads of people become attracted to their young friends and continue that attraction into adulthood.

>> No.8065127

>>8065119
Nah, for me when girls are nice to me that usually is the case. However as a man of God I have no interest in such unrighteous acts.

>> No.8065131

>>8065124
I suppose, they did do it in Twilight Princess. But because she didn't age that simply cannot be the case.

>> No.8065136

>>8065124
Fiction also isn't real life. If you knew someone literally since you were a baby (as Link did), you're almost definitely not going to be attracted to them. And what would happen in the real world is the whole conceit of this thread.

>Shitloads of people become attracted to their young friends and continue that attraction into adulthood.
Now this certainly can happen, but they would have to first meet each other after they had already grown up a bit.

>> No.8065141

>>8065136
>If you knew someone literally since you were a baby (as Link did), you're almost definitely not going to be attracted to them.
This does not apply for me. Why would it apply for Link?

>> No.8065145

>>8065141
You want to fuck your sister? Now that's weird.

>> No.8065149

>>8065145
So?

>> No.8065176

>>8065145
Now that's a leap in logic. No one mentioned a sister.

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>>8065145
I would if she looked like this.

>> No.8065192

>>8065189
Thankfully humans don't look like that.

>> No.8065390

>>8065145
He didn't say sister.

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>>8064973
>Ruto: A goddamn fish person so no,
Believe it or not, there was a Ruto-anon a while back that earnestly believed this, but let's actually humor this for a moment. How about the fact that Ruto's advances clearly go over Link's head? "You don't know what she's talking about, but you've finally collected all three Spiritual Stones!" How about the fact that adult Link comically WINCES IN SHOCK in the middle of Ruto's declaration of love in the Water Temple? How about the fact that, since young Link was sent back in time before his first meeting Zelda at the end, he now had no reason to get the Zora's Sapphire, meaning the only timeline he still exists in is the only one he never got "engaged"? How about the fact that, since TP Link is confirmed to be OoT Limk's descendant, he blatantly has no ties whatsoever to Zora royalty? There's so many ways to destroy this ship it isn't even funny.

>> No.8067215

>>8065491
Good points. Guess it's Malon all the way.

>> No.8067224

>>8065192
Yes, that's why 3D is PD.

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>>8064973
>Ruto: A goddamn fish person so no
You upset me.

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i hate you all

>> No.8069563

>>8069075
Why?

>> No.8070280

>>8069563
you are disgusting

>> No.8070285

>>8060287
It's pretty sad to think about Link not having a fairy, he had no answers as to why he did not, must have been an existential weight. But yeah, he had Saria.

>> No.8070516

>>8070280
What makes you say that?

>> No.8070540

>>8060287
That would never happen.