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ITT: Rage

Command failed, Garnet can't concentrate.
Couldn't steal anything.
It hurt itself in its confusion.
Excalipoor
Ambushed! Malboro used Bad Breath.
King Metal Slime has fled.
The Territorial Oak burst into flames!
Aim:Armor
Super Nova
Macca Beam
Cruel ruin Djinn storm
The Random rule has spread throughout the region.
Filename

>> No.803350
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>The Territorial Oak burst into flames!

>> No.803354 [DELETED] 
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>>803348

Those are rage worthy? Are you a child?

You have no idea what the fuck true rage is.

>> No.803359 [DELETED] 

>>803354
>This board is for the discussion of classic, or "retro" games. Retro gaming means consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other games on platforms launched in 1999 or earlier. Sixth generation and later consoles are not considered retro.

>> No.803358

>>803348
>supernova
wut? that was just a fancy demi spell

>> No.803364

CHANCE TIME

>> No.803368 [DELETED] 

>>803354
Hell isn't rage-worthy.
It's quick muscle-memory, and lasts almost no time at all.
It takes a long time to learn the pattern, but it's not one of those "Well, this is fucked, and it will take me hours to get back where I was" situations.
At the end, I could do large portions of Hell with my eyes closed, because I had committed them to muscle-memory.

Tough, but not annoying, aggravating, or retro.

>> No.803371

>>803354
These are specific in-game messages or actions that induce rage; not places or NPCs.
These are the kind of quotes that bring back horrible, suppressed memories and trauma at the mere mention.
Like so, >>803350

Also,
FORCED EVASION

>> No.803373

>Goo King wants the item back!

>> No.803380

Trouble with the trolley, eh?

>> No.803383
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>>803364
NOOOOOOPE

>> No.803390
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NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

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Not enough TUs!
[soldier] has panicked!

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>>803359
>Muh retro

>>803368
>It's quick muscle-memory

That is what most games revolve around faggot.

>> No.803397 [DELETED] 

>>803393
>Muh retro

Yes, that is what this board is about, keep it relevant or screw off.

>> No.803401 [DELETED] 

>>803393
>Going on a retro board
>Complaining about being reminded that when posting non retro game

BUT ITS MADE IN PIXEL ART

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>You are surrounded by incessant Cackling

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>>803397
>>803401

Shut up faggots, I'm the better then you.

>> No.803407 [DELETED] 

>>803393
>That is what most games revolve around faggot.
Nobody denied that. The point is that nothing about hell will make you angry. It's hard, but there's nothing to rage about. A single loss sets you back a minute at the most, with no permanent repercussions.

>Muh retro
>>>/v/

>> No.803410 [DELETED] 

>>803393
It's true, you really can filter the word 'muh' and lose nothing of value.

As for the actual thread topic,

Leader X used hyper potion!

>> No.803413

>WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE...

>> No.803416

Oops!

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>>803416

>> No.803423

THE ALIENS ARE TERRORIZING BOGOTA, COLUMBIA

>> No.803426

CHANCE TIME!

>> No.803425

>Pidgey used Sand Attack!
>Nidorak's accuracy fell!

>> No.803428

>>803421
It was a Wizardry thing, getting fucked by chests..

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>>803425
>opponent uses sand attack
>laugh it off and prepare to destroy them in one hit
>miss every fucking attack, all they do is sand attack even when it stops affecting you

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>Asking a jew duck to pay this much.

Inb4 u can pass it without paying

>> No.803434

>>803416
Teleporter!!!

>> No.803440

>[pokemon] used String Shot!

It's not like String Shot is really that damaging or anything, but do I have to watch the two-second animation every fucking time? I've spent more time watching String Shot than actually beating bug trainers.

>> No.803794

>enemy has stolen item
>enemy has fled

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>>803794

>> No.803816

Dragonite used Thunder Wave.
Dragonite used Wrap.
Dragonite's attack continues!

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YOU CAN'T DEFEND

>> No.803846

The hammer bros on 8-3

>> No.803848

>>803816
It was a Dragonair, which was worse since you couldn't be guarenteed a OHKO with rentals.

>> No.803883

Get in trouble
Oh well, time to load.
Accidentally save instead.
Get stuck in the 2 seconds before your impending doom.


>>803390

Oh come on, those are usually pretty easy to stop.

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trouble with the trolley, eh?

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Double Team
Sand-Attack
Smokescreen