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How did anyone get any work done? Someone comes in to report a crime and you have to spend an hour solving puzzles just to get into your office.

>> No.7848713

>>7848598
Lol, i used to ask this myself when i played the LEAKED GAMEFAN copy back then. Kind of like 3 weeks before everyone else.

>> No.7848727

>>7848598
>Johnson, I've gotta get into the evidence locker. How do I--?
>First, become a sphere.
>>7848713
Damn this guy sounds cool as hell

>> No.7848737

>>7848598
This might come as a shock anon, but it's just a video game.

>> No.7848742

>>7848737
Faggot

>> No.7848743

>>7848742
https://youtu.be/1rR-wqxRjIg

>> No.7848783

>>7848598
welcome to every workplace in the 90s

>> No.7848797

>>7848598
EU bureaucracy

>> No.7848802

>>7848713
>Kind of like 3 weeks before everyone else.

Was it 3 weeks or was it not 3 weeks? What the fuck does "kind of like 3 weeks" mean you brainlet fucking nigger?

>> No.7848809

>>7848802
Are seriously so autistic?

>> No.7848814

>>7848598
>guard duty is over, time to go home
>hug 12 pillars and wallrun 12 kilometres
>accidentally fall on a spike trap

>> No.7848968

>>7848802
Nigger that has been a long time ago. Gamefan editor took the RE2 preview copy home. "His friend" uploaded it to the internet. The friendly people in Hong Kong pressed it onto a disk and sold it for $7 to anyone paying, including me. Editor got sacked and fucked by crapcom lawyers after. The end.

>> No.7848993

And even 2 or 3 months prior to that incident i played the game anyway. Because HK sold a printed japanese Biohazard 2 beta. Where they got that one. I have no idea. Wouldn't surprise me if that was another Gamefan leak as well.

>> No.7849059

>>7848968
>>7848993
nice larp faggot

>> No.7849108

>>7849059
Damn you caught me! What gave it away?

>> No.7849134
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7849134

>>7848737
>but it's just a video game.
LIES AND SLANDER!

>> No.7849992

>>7848598
It's a metaphor for bureaucracy. The Resident Evil series is actually a commentary about the pitfalls of bureaucratism and how only a zombie could thrive in such an environment.

>> No.7850064

They all had their own set of keys.

>> No.7850072

They worked there with other people. They didn't have to solve puzzles, police stations don't have closing hours so others were always there, the doors were unlocked.

>> No.7850090
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7850090

they had keys

>> No.7850135

>>7848598
>How did anyone get any work done? Someone comes in to report a crime and you have to spend an hour solving puzzles just to get into your office.

Those are back up keys. The chief probably went back and locked up the place.

>> No.7850141

I really do love the double asspull of "it used to be an art museum" and "irons is fucking crazy"

>> No.7850172

>>7850141
That's honestly good enough for me.

>> No.7850180
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7850180

I'M IN MY OFFICE

>> No.7850225

>>7850141
And neither of those factor into having a secret passage IN THE MAIN LOBBY to your evil corporate masters' inhuman and illegal laboratories. There is no point during all 24 hours of the day where this could be used in secrecy because it's a police station and there would always be people there.

>> No.7850240

>>7849108
attention farming like a loser. in reality that strategy only works if you keep making up lies to tell since your dopamine runs out from real stories. everyone knows people like you

>> No.7850481

>>7850064
>>7850090

You are finding the hidden backup keys, like keys hidden under doormats.

>> No.7850493

>>7850225

The police station connected to the sewer system. Then the sewer system connects to the tram system. Which in turn takes you to the Marshal Yards on the outskirts of town, which is used as a front for the lab.

>> No.7850502

>>7850225
The lobby statue only gave you a key in RE2.

>> No.7850510

>>7850502
Yeah, this. The stairwell under the statue is only in the remake.

>> No.7850615

>Go to armory to get my service weapon upgraded
>Hey anon, yeah the parts just came in yesterday
>Cool can I have them?
>Well, per regulation we're storing them in a locked desk in the second floor hallway, so you'll have to pick them up there
>Uhh... Okay? Do you have the key to the desk?
>You got a lock pick?
>...
>Uhh, you can probably just use any desk key. You know how flimsy those locks are. Just steal one off someone's desk

>> No.7850624

>>7848809
Am dumb?

>> No.7850631

>>7850624
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UluxHZJdXRk

>> No.7850643

IIRC the in-game explanation for ammo being everywhere was that they were completely expecting to be overrun by zombies so the chief made them hide it in random useful places in advance. Details.

>> No.7850818

>>7848809
We want to know

>> No.7851030

>>7850240
ur2smart4me

>> No.7852451

>>7850818
We know.

>> No.7852665

Isn't there an explanation somewhere that the police station is some sort of museum before or something similar.

>> No.7852916

>>7848598
Uhhh yeah duh, that means effectively no crimes are reported. Less work for you, and it looks better for the city

>> No.7853204

>>7852665
The Raccoon City Police Department is in an old museum building, yes. That's why the entrance opens into a three story high grand hall.

>> No.7853843

>>7850643
No, the in-game explanation was that Chief Irons was insane and was in bed with Umbrella, and he intentionally ordered that weapons, ammo, and equipment be stashed all over the police station to make it more difficult for the officers to get ahold of when the zombies showed up (they were using the police station as a makeshift emergency shelter for civilians).