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How the fuck did the wizard kid get 50,000 points in double dragon in less than a minute? Fuck this kid.

>> No.7806421

>he doesn't know

>> No.7806676

i started in second gear

>> No.7806685

>>7806420
Because he's a wizard, it's in the name of the movie bro.

>> No.7806725

>>7806421
>>7806685

Bitch must be using the game genie for the arcade edition somehow.

>> No.7806742

How can he be a wizard if he's not even 30? Have I been lied to?

>> No.7806762

CALIFORNIA

>> No.7806786

>>7806742
Legends say you can initiate training early if you're a big enough fuck up, this allows you to amass more mana.

>> No.7807245
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>>7806420

I always imagined that this kid grew up to be image related.

>> No.7807404

>>7806420
Magic!

>> No.7807406

>>7806676
>I can't figure it out so it must be cheating

>> No.7807431

>>7806420
They didn't count on the human element.

>> No.7808572

>>7806420
THE HUMAN ELEMENT BRO

>> No.7808959

>>7807431
Someone so good at Double Dragon and Rad Racer, but still somehow dies TWICE on world 1-3 in Super Mario Bros 3. That’s some fucking irony right there.

>> No.7808963

>>7808959
SMB3 is harder to 1cc than any beat em up or racer

>> No.7809082

>>7807245
>imagine being so BASED James had to remove you to not look like a total chud.

>> No.7809084

>>7806420
The same way he knew about the Warp Whistle in Super Mario Bros. 3, even though he had never even seen or touched the game before.

>> No.7809189

>>7809084
Funny how getting and using the warp whistle doesn’t give you points and in a timed competition would be a waste of time. But hey, it somehow gave Jimmy TONS OF POINTS because he’s just that good.

>> No.7809259 [DELETED] 

>>7809189
Yeah most of our games came used from buy/sell/trade stores and such. Never was allowed to have more than one console per gen though. Dreamcast was the first one I bought myself.

>> No.7809268

>>7809082
It was Mike who couldn’t take being in the shadow.

>> No.7809282
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>>7806420
HE
TOUCHED
MY
BREAST
!!!

>> No.7809324

>>7808963
Not the first world.

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>>7809282
Don't worry little girl, we caught him. This "Power Glove" is goin' away for a long, long time.

>> No.7809330

>>7808963
I actually tried this years ago with no warps and wiped out, as expected, on world 8. I really need to try it again.

>> No.7809730

>>7806725
>Bitch must be using the game genie for the arcade edition somehow.
lil nigga is just smart enough to know how to rewrite RAM values while playing the games

>> No.7809908

He's literally autistic

/Your life

>> No.7809910

>>7806742
When you turn 30, nothing happens. Don't waste your time.

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>>7809082
>>imagine being so BASED James had to remove you to not look like a total chud.

I mean. Bootsy is good at NES games, so was the kid from the Wizard. They both wear trucker hats. They kind of look alike.

>> No.7810868

>>7809268
Mike was kicked to the curb after Screenwave media took over AVGN. It’s now just James & The Slobs from Screenwave media. That channel’s been on the decline more and more after Bootsy left for not getting paid.

>> No.7810892

>>7808959
>games he could practice at and get better
>game nobody in the world had played at the time a complete wild card anything can happen

>> No.7810919

Someone explain to me how the scoring worked in the Super Mario Bros. 3 contest.

>> No.7811070

Comfy movie.

>> No.7811534

BTW, this is my favourite Rilo Kiley song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LmrZk9mIV0

>> No.7811548

Punchable face.

>> No.7812778

>>7809326
kek

>> No.7812780

>>7806420
>CALIFORNYA
>CALIFORNYYAAAAA!!!!!

>> No.7812803

>>7810919
they made it up for the sake of a thrilling movie climax

>> No.7812902

>>7812780
HERE WE COOOMMMMEEEE

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>>7809282
>>7809326
You don't know how right you are.

>> No.7814247

>>7809082
That faggot wasn't based.

>> No.7815261

>>7814236
>I love touching kids
>It's so bad

>> No.7815867

They find a way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNGxIONp3M

>> No.7815873

>>7806762
CAALEEFOOHHNIA

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>>7814236
I forgot about this, that just makes the original post even better