/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7713978]

Okay first off, I'm smarter than you. I'm taller, I have a bigger (and much wider) dick than you. I'm stronger, more physically attractive, and better than you at everything you do. That's just me on a rainy day. Now here's the straight dope, jabroni: this is the greatest game console ever made. It had real, stable, z-buffered 3D graphics, pushing up to 360,000 polygons per second, with nearly instant load times. It supports four players out of the box, you can usually save right to the cartridge without needing a memory card (which is not only extremely manly and efficient, but also means you can find cartridges in the wild with pure SOUL game saves already on them -- unlike scratched PS1 that were handled by Latino families). No constant loading, no console menu, no bullshit. You plug this fucking thing in, slam the cartridge in and have fun. It's even built like a fucking tank and fits in just about any nook or cranny. But you know what? It would all mean nothing without the games... and baby, oh, you better believe it has the games. In fact, it has the most highly rated games of all time (Ocarina of Time, Perfect Dark, etc.), in addition to having the best platformers, best shooters, best puzzlers, best racers, best action-adventure games, and the best of everything else that actually matters. Thankfully, it has no JRPG library because JRPGs are trash and only faggots play them, so Nintendo made sure not to include them in the system's library. The N64 also has the best versions of almost every game it shares with the PS1/Saturn. Basically, the N64 was better in every conceivable way unless you were a manlet that needed a way to play Eminem and Limp Bizkit CDs, or if you made the egregious mistake of thinking the PS1 or Saturn would be better choices based on having more games (problem: there are only 5 good games, combined, between these two platforms). To reiterate, the Nintendo 64 is the greatest console ever made and you're a fag if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.7713998]

>CD quality sound
The unmitigated gall of Nintendo to put this on the box.

[Anonymous No.7714002]

>>7713998
The N64 could actually produce better quality sound than the PS1, it's just that it didn't have a dedicated sound chip and most devs put more priority on gameplay instead of sounds such as those experienced during Final Fantasy 7's gay hot tub rape scene.

[Anonymous No.7714029]

>>7714002
>2011+10
>still mad FF left shitendo to go to its major competitor they own made after the Super Famicom CD plugin fiasco

[Anonymous No.7714030]

cool opinion bro

[Anonymous No.7714043]

>>7714029
>pretending Final Fantasy was ever good
>any year
lol

[Anonymous No.7714045]

>>7713978
And none of this cringe essay matters because children and delusional beings can't think outside their precious bubble.