/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.764865]

Dat sheet wuz good.

[Anonymous No.764913]

No.

Dat Sheet is near perfect

[Anonymous No.764950]

DX version was better

[Anonymous No.764958]

>>764950
Yes, it was.

[Anonymous No.764962]

Did anyone ever buy the bow?

Or did we all just steal that shit?

[Anonymous No.764969]

>>764962
That shit was crazy bonkers overpriced. I am a savvy consumer.

[Anonymous No.764987]

>>764969
Aww shit. High five, my THIEF

[Anonymous No.764986]

>>764969
>savvy consumer
You misspelled thief. That's okay, you'll be reminded each and every time you start the game.

[Anonymous No.764997]

>>764962
I hope you bought that shovel first, 'cause you really gonna need it.

[Anonymous No.765006]

>>764962

I always bought the bow as a kid. I never thought you could steal because nintendo's games never taught people to think outside the box.

[Anonymous No.765008]

It's been quite some time since i played this game. Do you actually need the bow for anything? The final boss can be killed with the boomerang and that one key in turtle rock can be skipped if it remember it right.

[Anonymous No.765015]

>>764913
it's a good game, but it was far from perfect

[Anonymous No.765034]

>>765006
I get what you mean. The first time I lifted shit from the shopkeep in Spelunky I pooped myself.

[Anonymous No.765048]

There are no valid criticisms for this game.

[Anonymous No.765049]

>>764962

My mom actually bought the bow, didn't know you could cheat it out of him.

[Anonymous No.765054]

>>765048
Do you hate Link's Awakening so much that you have to try and ruin the thread like this?

[Anonymous No.765069]

>>765048

Well, it is a gameboy game. Shit resolution and color. The DX version is nice but that extra dungeon is a pile of shit and only relies on 2 colors If I remember correctly and could have actually existed in the gameboy version because of that.

[Anonymous No.765095]

>>764950
>badly colored (because of the GBC's shitty screen)
>can't cancel dialogs with B
>more hints so even idiots can play it
>all the uncensored stuff in the German version has been re-censored
DX version is inferior.

[Anonymous No.765247]

I bought the bow and stumbled my way into the boomerang.

[Anonymous No.765269]

>>765049
by the time you need to buy it, even with casual grinding, as long as link isn't jacked up on crazy tracy's ever-inflating priced crack, you'll have enough rupees to buy it.

[Anonymous No.765292]

>>764950
YOU GOT A COMPASS
IT WILL SHOW YOU

(A)
WHERE THE TREASURES
AND KEYS ARE

(A)
THIS COMPASS
HAS A NEW FEATURE

(A)
YOU WILL HEAR A SOUND
WHEN YOU ENTER A ROOM

(A)
WHEN THERE'S A KEY
INSIDE OF IT!

(A)
MAKE SURE YOU
WHATEVER, KEEP PRESSING A FAGGOT

(A)
NEVER GONNA STOP ME CJ
I'M INVINCIBLE


seriously, taking out b-button cancel is bullshit. Great game otherwise. until I get another fucking compass

[Anonymous No.765439]

>>765292

>WOW THIS LOOKS HEAVY

[Anonymous No.767197]

>>765292
not nearly as bad as the dialogue boxes that pop up every time you get a rupee worth more than 1 in the new zelda games

[Anonymous No.767273]

>>765095
What was there to censor?

[Anonymous No.767287]

>>767273
The mermaid's bra was changed into a necklace.
And the hippo sprite in animal village was changed.
that's literally it.

[Anonymous No.767290]

>>767197
Or worse still in Squidward Sword when you get a 'new item' message every time you continue playing from a saved game, no matter how many dozens of macabre skulls you have.

[Anonymous No.767294]

>>764962
I save money when purchasing things by saving my game just when the number of rupees start decreasing, that shit helps a lot.

[Anonymous No.767298]

>>767294
had no idea you could do that

is it possible in DX too?

[Anonymous No.767336]

>>767287
>Necklace
Isn't that more revealing?

[Moose !!UzgADXuLlVV No.767374]

>>765292
>THIS COMPASS HAS A NEW FEATURE, IT WILL TELL YOU WHEN THE ROOM YOU ARE IN HAS AN ITEM.
Drives me nuts having to read that every single time.

>>764962
Used to steal it every playthrough, now I buy it because I'm constantly sitting on 999 rupees anyway, and the Color Dungeon makes that amount laughably easy to get.

[Anonymous No.767427]

>>765439

All my FFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.767430]

>>765439

[Anonymous No.767431]

>>765008
Bomb arrows makes a lot of enemies easier to kill

[Moose !!UzgADXuLlVV No.767472]

>>765439
>BRRRRRRR, this block is cold!
>There must be some way to tackle this.
>There must be some way to shatter this.

[Anonymous No.767564]

>>767472
>It's right next to you after a screen transition so you run right into it

[Moose !!UzgADXuLlVV No.767565]

>>767431
Aside from the Wizards, I can't see how it would be worth wasting both arrows and bombs for. Especially since getting a level 2 sword is extremely easy.

>>767564
Those damn Pegasus Boot obstacles in the mountains, drive me crazy every single time.

[Anonymous No.767580]

>>767472

>BRRRRRRR, this block is cold!

[Anonymous No.767814]

>>765292
I'M A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS

[Anonymous No.767829]

>>767287
The German version contained additional stuff.

[Anonymous No.767835]

>>767829
HOW LEWD

[Anonymous No.767838]

>>767829
Isn't that the "Link Gets Laid" patch?

[Anonymous No.767846]

>>767838
No, its the official "Licensed by Nintendo" version. I also found the screenshots again that I made over a year ago.

[Anonymous No.767852]

>>767846

The German version also has a hidden music in it that plays when you enter MOYSE as the name.

[Anonymous No.767856]

>>767846
>Kondom
There is no way that is in the real version.

[Anonymous No.767860]

>>767856
This is approaching common knowledge territory. Do you even research?

[Anonymous No.767879]

>>767860
Not that fool, but common knowledge for who, zelda spergs?

[Anonymous No.767889]

>>767879
You're not on the internet often enough.

[Anonymous No.767913]

>>767909
Regular denizens of the interwebs.

[Anonymous No.767909]

>>767889
Common knowledge for who?

[Anonymous No.767935]

>>767913
So reddit fags.