/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7492484]

Goldeneye and Perfect Dark are cool and all... but they've got nothing on the fast-paced, addictive fun of Timesplitters™ (2000). If you don't already know, Timesplitters is a shooter made by former Rare employees, running on a modified Goldeneye engine. It also happens to be better than its N64 siblings in just about every way. If you want a game with the "feel" of Goldeneye in glorious 60fps with sharp graphics and cool-funky characters and locales, then you need to play Timesplitters (preferably on PCSX2 with a completely legally obtained rom, such as one that you might find on vimm.net if you were so inclined as to illegally download games which I know you would never do because you're cool and you already own this amazing game).

[Anonymous No.7492502]

>>7492484
if only it didn't have that art style
someone patch it out one day lol

[Anonymous No.7492503]

>>7492502
>if only it didn't have that art style
what art style? cool characters and sexy girls? are you a faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.7492504]

>>7492484
Serious nuts how good TS1 is. 2 is awesome also and 3 never clicked with me. Goldeneye-style aiming is such a good system for shooters, I love it. I hope that when Rewind comes out you can lock your server to a single style of aiming.

[Anonymous No.7492508]

>>7492504
I love TS2/FP but TS1 has a special place in my heart. Bought it in like 2008 long after playing the first two and I still remember how enchanted I was by it. Shame how few people even know it exists, you can't even find a scan of the manual online or barely any videos/info.

[Anonymous No.7492514]

>>7492503
that looks almost okay but last time i searched it up all the enemies were wearing parachute pants/flares and it had a cartoon look overall.
i fucking hate that team fortress shit.
also, spawning/respwaning enemies that are like zombies or some shit and not proper humans with guns

[Anonymous No.7492516]

>>7492508
I own a copy of it but it's just a disc-only copy from Gamestop, I don't have the inserts or anything. I actually played 2 first, then 1, then 3. Do you like 007: Agent Under Fire? I'm a huge fan of that too; I feel like it exists in a similar space as Goldeneye-derived games. It's got kind of hefty autoaim, cool weapons, and some wacky stuff like grappling hooks. The maps are good too. I'm surprised no one ever tried to port it or any of its content to the PC since it runs on the Quake 3 engine.

[Anonymous No.7492529]

that fucking ratchety pump-action cash register sound every time you change weapons is so annoying

[Anonymous No.7492535]

>>7492503
>that thing
>sexy
Why do bongs have such dogshit taste?

[Anonymous No.7492539]

>>7492514
> last time i searched it
so your terrible opinion is backed up by a google search and not having actually played the game? you might be retarded.
>timesplitters
>"team fortress shit"
yeah you're a fucking retard, get some taste and kill yourself you spastic clown shoe.

[Anonymous No.7492542]

>>7492484
>>7492503
>>7492504
>>7492508
I'm glad to see others like the first game. I played 2 and 3 first and kept hearing how shit 1 was. I thought "how can it be bad? It's Timesplitters". Turns out TS1's actually really fucking good and stands on its own as a solid game. I love how frantic it is and all the weapons are really OP, which is really fun.
Also lots of cool levels that never made it to the sequels.

[Anonymous No.7492545]

>made by former Rare employees
Shit, you got me. I'll finally play it. Any other noteworthy titles made by ex-Rare staff?

[Anonymous No.7492549]

>>7492545
Everything made by Free Radical is good except Haze (which barely even counts). Play the first game, then TS2, then Second Sight, then Future Perfect. To begin just download PCSX2, load up your rom and play it using direct3d11 hardware plugin at native resolution and have a blast. Make some cool maps and share them with fellow 4chan autists.

[Anonymous No.7492554]

>>7492539
you're telling me to play it and i'm telling you why i don't want to based on footage. obviously if i was talking about the play/feel i would have no ground to stand on. but i'm talking about the look.
which, as your posts are reinforcing, is horrible

[Anonymous No.7492556]

>>7492554
>I could play a good game right now, for free, but instead I'll make sweeping generalizations about something I've never experienced based on my foggy memories of youtube videos
I repeat, you are retarded and you should consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.7492558]

>>7492554
I don't understand your issue with the game's "look". This art style is 10x more appealing than generic military garbage or over-saturated scifi shit. It's just colorful, exaggerated characters. What more do you fucking want?

[Anonymous No.7492568]

>>7492558
i'm a straight adult male that never watched anime so i have different taste to you. that's fine
>>7492556
the premise of your thread was that this was supposed to be better than goldeneye but i can see that not only is it in a gay style, it's not got as good animations. which is a bit rough since it's from way later. you made some comment about 60fps. well i play ge in 60 and the animations are smooth. they naturally work in 60. this game's animations are fully jank at whatever rate it's rendering.

[Anonymous No.7492570]

>>7492568
this entire post reads like a solid argument for eugenics.
>it's not got as good animations
yes grugg, actually it does. you wouldn't know, because you haven't played the game.

[Anonymous No.7492572]

>>7492568
>i'm a straight adult male that never watched anime so i have different taste to you. that's fine
A straight adult male who hates sexy girls and emulates N64 games? I don't think so, jabroni.

[Anonymous No.7492581]

>>7492484
Yeah man, it's the shit. I have no idea how I ended up with a copy of the original, but I remember playing a demo disc with a level from ts2 and getting so hyped that I bought a copy from ebay or something. I always wanted to play future perfect, but I never bought a copy and I'm too lazy to download the iso now

[Anonymous No.7492593]

https://streamable.com/6osupm

You can really see the Goldeneye undertones in the Docks level. The atmosphere, textures, lighting, look of the weapons and general structure of the level are very, very reminiscent of levels in GE. Man it feels so good.

[Anonymous No.7492647]

>>7492484
how's second sight? that's the only FRD game I havent played

[Anonymous No.7492652]

>>7492572
this is unaesthetic

[Anonymous No.7492657]

>>7492593
sound is a little grating in the high end no?

[Anonymous No.7492669]

>>7492652
>>7492657
no IP change. buttblasted samefaggot
>sexy early 2000s cyberpunk chick is "unaesthetic"
have you looked in the mirror recently lol

[Anonymous No.7492680]

>>7492657
>muh art style
>muh girls are too sexy
>muh sound
I find it funny how you'll nitpick this game out of pure penis envy while neglecting to mention Goldeneye's little bugaboos like, you know, a lack of female voice tracks for female characters in multiplayer, or the fact everybody's head is 3 polygons.

[Anonymous No.7492695]

>>7492647
great game, albeit short. very similar to MGS but with psychic powers and a much, much better story.

[Anonymous No.7492708]

ts1 is amazing.
some of the best maps were ts1 exclusive

[Anonymous No.7492727]

>>7492708
TS1 has the best maps by a country mile. TS2 had some great maps too, but pretty much every single level in TS1 is legendary -- I could do without a lot of TS2's maps and most of FP's, but there isn't a single one in TS1 that I overtly dislike. The variety of sizes, designs and aesthetics was impressive too. Pretty sure Planet-X is actually the biggest map in the series and it has some really smalls ones too.

[Anonymous No.7492731]

I played some TimeSplitters 2 in Homefront The Revolution and I enjoyed Homefront more than TimeSplitters

[Anonymous No.7492736]

>>7492727
>TS1 has the best maps by a country mile.
Strongly agree.
TS3 was my least favorite when it came to maps. A lot of them are a bit bland and uninspired.

[Anonymous No.7492737]

>>7492484
No reason to play it when 2 & 3 exist.

[Anonymous No.7492739]

TS2 is the peak of the console FPS genre.

[Anonymous No.7492741]

>>7492737
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.7492743]

>>7492484
I don't know why, I loved Goldeneye and PD is one of my favorite games of all time(actually beat every mission on all difficulties and the shooting range(FUCK the challenges though)), but I just never had much of a desire to play this even though I know all about it. I'm sure I will like it but I don't know what keeps me from getting around to it.

[Anonymous No.7492746]

>>7492741
You sure told him!

[Anonymous No.7492753]

>>7492746
because (he) made such a compelling argument to begin with, right? besides, the whole series is good, you don't need to fragmentize them. TS2 has more fluff but it is objectively slower and less tactical than TS1 (assuming you actually know anything about these games, which you don't).

[Anonymous No.7492760]

>>7492743
>I'm sure I will like it but I don't know what keeps me from getting around to it.
you being a fat fuck who's too lazy to download an emulator and a rom and be playing the game in 4 minutes. I sincerely doubt you 'love' GE and PD if that task is too much for you to seek out what is effectively those games but better.

[Anonymous No.7492769]

>>7492736
The variety of maps, characters and weapons is just better in TS1. There are so many redundant characters and weapons in TS2/FP, like the 20 variations of each soldier character or the weapons that are flat out identical or worse versions of each other (e.g. silenced pistol and LX-18 in future perfect or the snipers in TS2). Meanwhile almost every character and weapon in TS1 is unique and the weapons in particular have a sense of power and feedback that the later games outright lack. Every time I play TS2/FP I can't help but think about the satisfying feeling of TS1's guns and immediately want to go back.

[Anonymous No.7492776]

>>7492769
>the 20 variations of each soldier character [...] that are flat out identical
This pisses me off so fucking much. Those 20 slots could've gone to anyone. Other characters from the previous game being the most obvious choice, but nah. 20 generic soldiers. Yay.

[Anonymous No.7492778]

>because (he) made such a compelling argument to begin with, right? besides, the whole series is good, you don't need to fragmentize them. TS2 has more fluff but it is objectively slower and less tactical than TS1 (assuming you actually know anything about these games, which you don't).

[Anonymous No.7492784]

>>7492776
They tried to make up for it by adding in more characters in total but most of the new designs are kind of shit compared to what was lost. I'll take Overall Mutant and Jacques Misere over TS2's roster any day.

[Anonymous No.7492785]

Shit I'm posting more gameplay. The people need to see what they're missing.

https://streamable.com/vr9z57

[Anonymous No.7492818]

>>7492680
split this
>>7492785
too fuckin loud

its like, there could have been some interest but you were so obnoxious about it that it kills it

[Anonymous No.7492830]

>>7492818
>too fuckin loud
Hey retard, try turning down your speakers, or maybe try using a set that isn't from 2011.

[Anonymous No.7492831]

>>7492818
Not him, but you could've just turned down your speakers.

[Anonymous No.7492851]

I have a PS2 memory card with complete saves for TS1 and FP along with a bunch of maps. one of these days I'm gonna get a PS2 again and see what's on there. It's gonna be like opening a treasure chest.

[Anonymous No.7492908]

https://streamable.com/qkxnq5

Howdy, ladies...

[Anonymous No.7492974]

https://streamable.com/cyx79o

Nothin' like a good duck hunt

[Anonymous No.7492981]

>>7492484
>Goldeneye and Perfect Dark are cool and all... but they've got nothing on the fast-paced, addictive fun of Timesplitters™ (2000)
Played and beaten all 3. TS1 doesnt come close. It's not a bad game, but the singleplayer mode is literally just capture the flag.

[Anonymous No.7492992]

>>7492981
>It's not a bad game, but the singleplayer mode is literally just capture the flag.
Yeah no, that's a retarded simplification of the game. The goal of each level is to retrieve an object and bring it to a designated area, yes -- but you seem to be forgetting about all of the enemies and obstacles in-between. You know, the actual gameplay. That's like saying "Mario is actually a racing game" just because you need to get from one point to another. I doubt you've played and beaten any of these games and if you have it definitely wasn't on the hardest difficulties. TS's mapmaker feature alone blows the shit out of anything GE and PD offer, even putting aside major issues like the fact that they run at 8fps.

[Anonymous No.7493056]

https://streamable.com/vakler

I love Planet X.

[Anonymous No.7493074]

>>7492992
>but you seem to be forgetting about all of the enemies and obstacles in-between.
I did not forget the enemies. I implied they were there by calling it capture the flag.

Look, it's okay to like the game. I do too. But quit being pretentious about it. Theres a reason they overhauled story mode for 2 and mad either actually resemble goldeneye. It's because ts1 has shitty singleplayer. I've beaten the game on hard. It's a glorified CTF map.

[Anonymous No.7493082]

And if you're going to talk shit about framerates, PD and GE both have versions out now that run at higher framerates, and they blow TS1 out of the water with it.

So not only are the two games better but they have versions that run well and allow you to focus on the actual design of the game, which is stellar.

[Anonymous No.7493085]

>>7493074
>It's a glorified CTF map.
I repeat: you can apply a dumb label like this to literally any game. TS1 levels require memorization, timing, resource management, reflexes and patience. Distilling that into "glorified CTF" just because you have to go from one point to another is basically the dumbest thing you could think without being medically retarded. I'm not even disagreeing that TS2 or FP have better story modes, but TS1 stands on its own merits, and the story levels are still worthy of greater consideration than being called "capture the flag".

[Anonymous No.7493087]

>>7493085
>I repeat: you can apply a dumb label like this to literally any game.
You can't apply it to Goldeneye or PD...

[Anonymous No.7493094]

>>7493082
>PD and GE both have versions out now that run at higher framerates, and they blow TS1 out of the water with it.
Except Timesplitters already ran at 60fps and can run at any speed you want via emulation. Try again.
>So not only are the two games better but they have versions that run well and allow you to focus on the actual design of the game, which is stellar.
lol this sounds like something an autistic pajeet writes on a product review page. also if you think the XBLA version of PD is a good game you are an idiot.

[Anonymous No.7493097]

>>7493087
>You can't apply it to Goldeneye or PD...
Well duh, that's because Goldeneye and PD are just glorified puzzle games.

[Anonymous No.7493114]

>>7493094
>XBLA version of PD is a good game you are an idiot.
It's a better game than TS1. I've beaten both on hard.

>>7493097
Puzzle, stealth, shooting, and exploration. All things its better than TS1 at. Pd D also blows the fuck out of TS1 in terms of multiplayer options. I'll give you mapmaker as a plus, but the core game is inferior.

TS1 is an alright game with a great framerate. 60 fps is the only thing it does better natively, and you have options for making GE and PD run better. TS1 doesn't hold a candle

[Anonymous No.7493134]

>>7493114
Okay retard, let me give you the straight dope. GE and PD are trashcans filled with crumpled up good ideas. That's the truth. Baseline, they aren't good games. They run at 8fps, they have dogshit controls, they have worse graphics, they have less multiplayer options, they have no content creation features or any way of adding real longevity, and the absolute best way you can play them is on a fucking Xbox 360 with butchered art style. If you think these games are better than Timesplitters, you are wrong. The experience of playing a game like PD is so nauseatingly slow and crippled compared to TS1 it isn't even fun. Half of the guns have fucking melee attack or crouch as a secondary fire because the controller was so assbackwards retarded that they couldn't even make the controls work properly. You might be attached to these games out of nostalgia or bias, but they are objectively, in almost every way, inferior. You can ramble on and on about meaningless monikers like "stealth" while I enjoy tangible features like the ability to make my own entire fucking multiplayer levels. You have a low IQ and in retrospect, I shouldn't even try to coerce you to play a game you don't deserve to play. Enjoy your N64 Timesplitters beta tests.

[Anonymous No.7493142]

>>7493134
>They run at 8fps
You dont have to play either game with a bad framerate. I have addressed this.

Why are you fighting so hard to be contrarian? Everyone else will admit that TS1 is a game with good framerate and decent multiplayer but bad singleplayer. In fact, this was agreed upon way the fuck back in 2000 when TS1 came out.

[Anonymous No.7493149]

Also, dipshit, you'd get less static if you just made a TS1 thread without trying to shit on GE or PD. Of course people are going to shit on you for telling blatant lies.

[Anonymous No.7493153]

>>7493142
>>7493149
>"people are going to shit on you for telling blatant lies"
>one autistic faggot who's lying about playing Timesplitters
Okay retard, I get it, you have bad taste. Anddd, moving on.

[Anonymous No.7493170]

>>7493153
>he thinks I'm lying

Do you want me to go pull out my PS2? I cleared the game on hard years ago.

[Anonymous No.7493173]

>>7493170
You don't need to validate yourself to me. Just download PCSX2 and a rom off vimm.net and stop being a humongous faggot.

[Anonymous No.7493201]

reading this thread is funny because it reminds me of of this time in 2003 when i had a sleepover. i invited 3 of my buddies over and i had just gotten a gamecube and a copy of ts2 and sonic adventure battle. one of the kids was this autistic douche with a lazy eye who i only hung out with because he was best friends with one of the other guys, but he brought over his n64 and a copy of perfect dark. we were playing the gamecube for a long time and having a blast, and then he insisted that we play perfect dark. we were playing it and i couldn't figure out for the life of me how this kid enjoyed the game. i never played n64 shooters growing up so i didnt have a great handle on the pad for fps games but i just kept thinking how hard it was to control and how slow and blurry the graphics looked. later on we were eating pizza and talking about the games and this fag kept insisting that perfect dark was a better game and me and my fat friend joey just kept looking at each other. i really dont understand the appeal of those games.

[Anonymous No.7493204]

>>7493173
Why would I do that when I own the game?

[Anonymous No.7493207]

>>7493204
not him but were you really buttblasted enough to take a picture of your copy of ts1 at 6am in the morning and post it on 4chan lol

[Anonymous No.7493213]

>>7493207
I'm always up at this time of day because of my sleep schedule. And it's hardly an issue to take a picture of a game, considering they're all sitting right next to me.

No buttblast here. It's just so OP knows he's a dipshit.

[Anonymous No.7493219]

>>7493204
Now take a picture of Spaceways with your hard clear time lol

[Anonymous No.7493227]

reposting gameplay for you lurker faggots

https://streamable.com/qkxnq5
timesplitters yoga class

https://streamable.com/cyx79o
fighting ducks in Spaceways

https://streamable.com/vr9z57
my favorite custom map, Darkplex

https://streamable.com/vakler
nice hard mode run of planet x

[Anonymous No.7493228]

>>7493219
The times aren't great, especially on normal (I never went back to try to do better), but here it is.

[Anonymous No.7493229]

>>7493228
Okay, I concede, you have played the game. I guess you just have bad taste. Good night.

[Anonymous No.7493231]

>>7493229
>I guess you just have bad taste.
I like how you say this when I like TS1, I just don't think it's as good as PD or GE. Otherwise do you think I would have spent the time beating it on hard?

[Anonymous No.7493232]

>>7493207
thats actually based as hell though.

[Anonymous No.7493234]

>>7492504
>Goldeneye-style aiming is such a good system for shooters

I have to say I miss it. It was the best thing for single player fps on consoles before gyroscopes came out. If you were talking about default Golden Eye controls, of course.

[Anonymous No.7493236]

>>7493232
i can think of a lot of based things, and taking pictures of video games to upload on a basket weaving forum at 6am in response to an internet argument is not one of them.

[Anonymous No.7493237]

>>7493234
Were you the anon from the other day talking it up? Because I agree with you. The way that you can swing the cursor without moving the entire screen makes the shooting satisfying as fuck, and I wish more games did it. It's a realistic touch that also happens to coincide with better gameplay.

[Anonymous No.7493238]

>>7492539

That waist lol.

[Anonymous No.7493239]

>>7493236
This sounds like some cope, especially considering the other anon conceded.

[Anonymous No.7493242]

>>7493238
Looks pretty good below those polygon titties, if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.7493245]

>>7493242
m8 just go look at TS2 if that's what you're after. ts1 is ugly lol

[Anonymous No.7493251]

>>7493245
>ts1 is ugly lol
you have a small brain.

[Anonymous No.7493256]

>>7493251
Talking character models. 2's look much better, and is where they hit their stride with character design.

[Anonymous No.7493257]

I played the shit out of TS2 as a kid. Picked up TS1 but I don't remember it grabbing me. Is elevating TS1 and example of 4chan contrarianism?

[Anonymous No.7493261]

>>7493257
Kinda. It's still a lot of fun and worth playing, but it's easily the weakest of all the Rare/FRD FPS games, if we're counting singleplayer.

[Anonymous No.7493263]

>>7493257
>Is elevating TS1 and example of 4chan contrarianism?
It has absolutely nothing to do with being a launch title for a single system and the other games being available on 3 platforms each, yeah, it's contrarianism.

[Anonymous No.7493268]

>>7493134
Perfect Dark has more multiplayer options than Timesplitters. You can even change the enemy AI types.

[Anonymous No.7493274]

>>7493268
>Perfect Dark has more multiplayer options than Timesplitters.
Not really, no. Mapmaker alone gives TS more features than the entirety of PD combined. In TS I can be having an all out sniper war on a gigantic map and then go teach a yoga class. The options are endless.

[Anonymous No.7493283]

>>7493274
>Not really, no.
Yes really. Mapmaker is a great tool, but TS1 still doesn't come close in regards to multiplayer options.

[Anonymous No.7493287]

>>7493283
You can literally make your own game modes in mapmaker. The game doesn't even have story logic functions and I've made singleplayer story missions by abusing the bagtag game mode. The options are literally endless and you've have to be touched in the head to think that PD could even approach the longevity of this game when TS1 already has most of what PD has to begin with, including a huge roster of characters, more multiplayer maps and more game modes.

[Anonymous No.7493298]

>>7493287
>>7493268 here, you might be convincing me. On the surface PD has more dials and knobs to turn when setting up a multiplayer game but I can see the mapmaker argument. I'm struggling to remember the extent to which the TS characters had different AIs programmed but that might be an argument in its favour too.

[Anonymous No.7493304]

>>7493298
Why don't you just play the games instead of arguing about features you don't even remember existing? What are you doing with your life? Wake up, Tom.

[Anonymous No.7493306]

>Is Perfect Dark or Timesplitters(2) the REAL heir to Goldeneye ?
problem is neither are because the person who conceived, envisioned, and coded all the important and game-making parts of GE was martn hollis who did a bit of initial brainstorming for pd 2 years before its release, then left games to go "explore" southeast asia for a decade.

[Anonymous No.7493312]

>>7493304
Sometimes it's pleasant to discuss games you spent hundreds of hours playing as a kid for nostalgic purposes.

[Anonymous No.7493318]

>>7493304
Back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.7493346]

>>7493318
you sound upset

[Anonymous No.7493541]

>>7493237
>Were you the anon from the other day talking it up?

Not me, I must have missed that thread.

>The way that you can swing the cursor without moving the entire screen makes the shooting satisfying as fuck

/vr/ is slowly coming to this conclusion, though.

[Anonymous No.7493757]

No objectives, game can't be better than Goldeneye.

[Anonymous No.7494957]

>>7493757
>oohhh noooo the game doesn't have a line of text telling me to walk up to an object and press X, noooooooooooooooooooo
shut up you retarded homo

[Anonymous No.7494960]

>>7492581
Future Perfect's fantastic if you're looking for a more story based campaign and a wildly comprehensive mulitplayer mode. It's the height of 6th gen UK game development along with Burnout 3. Come to think of it both Timesplitters and Burnout had a very similar trajectory.
>barebones first game acting as a proof of concept. still very very good
>sequel with far improved base gameplay and a bit more meat on the bones but still relatively barebones
>fully fleshed out third installment which was the pinnacle of the teams creative efforts

[Anonymous No.7495019]

>>7494957
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.7495041]

>>7493074
Timesplitters isn't about the story mode. The arcade mode is where the game (really all 3) truly shines.

[Anonymous No.7495047]

>>7495041
2 out of 3 games disagree with you. I'm not going to deny that multiplayer is what gives the games staying power, but a full package of single player and multiplayer packages make for the best games. Even when I had people coming over on the weekend to play TS, I still needed ahit to do the other 6 days of week I played it.

[Anonymous No.7495053]

>>7493257
>I didn't like thing, so nobody must like thing!
>CONTRARIAN CONTRARIAN CONTRARIAN!!!!!
Shut the fuck up, retard.

[Anonymous No.7495060]

>>7495047
That's just your opinion. Refrain from presenting it as fact. And being a smug fedoralord about it at that.
The devs clearly put more focus on the arcade mode than the story. 99% of the time when I'm playing any of the games, I'm playing the arcade mode.

[Anonymous No.7495131]

>>7495019
Saying the game is bad because it doesn't have "objectives" is the definition of a non-argument you sperm guzzler

[Anonymous No.7495138]

>>7492484
TimeSplitter's art style today is really just Fortnite, titties and ass and dances included

[Anonymous No.7495139]

>>7495053
Nah, hyping up TS1 is contrarian. There are several reasons people remember 2 more fondly.

[Anonymous No.7495145]

>>7495131
The implication, my dear moron, is that there is less depth to TS1's gameplay. And there objectively is.

[Anonymous No.7495159]

>>7495139
>Nah, hyping up TS1 is contrarian
Nope. You're just a whiny faggot who can't accept that people like a thing he doesn't like. My advice? Get the fuck over it.

[Anonymous No.7495175]

>>7493251
this is the same as the character models. technically fine but with awful artistic sensibilities.
you could call it "UK Juggalo"

[Anonymous No.7495179]

>>7495159
I dont mind TS1. It's just not as good as the rest of the games in the series.

Why are you so defensive over this game? Did you work on it?

[Anonymous No.7495182]

>this thread
Imagine if OP just talked up ts instead of lashing out at everybody spastically. some people probably would have been convinced instead of put off forever.

[Anonymous No.7495183]

>>7492484
>mfw playing TimeSplitters for the first time

[Anonymous No.7495186]

>>7495179
>Why are you so defensive over this game?
I'm not. Just calling you out for being a whiny faggot.

[Anonymous No.7495197]

>>7495182
The funny part is, no one in this thread has called TS1 a bad game.

[Anonymous No.7495219]

has anyone ever who came from a background of a billion hrs of pc m/kb fps been able to get into ge/pd/ts1? i tried ts1 once on my jailbreaked ps3 and the controls made it completely unplayable to me. this thread is making me want to give it another shot but am i just wasting my time?

[Anonymous No.7495235]

>>7495219
Did you try the other control schemes?

[Anonymous No.7495242]

>>7495183
FUCK OFF TROON REDDITOR

[Anonymous No.7495246]

>>7495219
Goldeneye and Perfect Dark were the first and only FPS I played for a very long time. I finally got into PC gaming when a friend showed me Unreal Tournament 2004. Recently I tried to replay them using an emulator and was shocked at how poorly they controlled and ran. I couldn't believe I put up with that back then, I considered them unplayable. Thankfully someone made a mouse and keyboard hack for both, it makes them too easy by default but thankfully Rare added a difficulty that allows you to tweak enemy damage, reaction time etc to make it more like a PC FPS.

[Anonymous No.7495251]

>>7492484
All 3 are awesome, but 3 is my favorite. I never got to play 2 as a kid and grew up renting the first one til 3 came out and we ended up getting that. Great games, real shame that they will probably never come back in a recognizable form

[Anonymous No.7495369]

>>7495183
Those are the exact mouth movements I made the first time I played timesplitters, yes.

[Anonymous No.7495378]

>>7495219
I started playing shooters in the 90s with PC titles like Doom 2, Marathon and Quake II. I've been playing Quake 3 competitively since 2001. I also happen to love Timesplitters deeply. If you can't git gud at a console shooter then you definitely shouldn't bother playing PC shooters.

[Anonymous No.7495379]

>>7492760
Lmao it's already downloaded. I guess the ton of hours I put on GE and PD(even 100%ing it minus the challenges, but I did at least try) means nothing though.

The game just doesn't look appealing, and the biggest reason is there are a ton of games I always wanted to play and TS is on the backburner. Also I think I didn't find an iso of the first game on the sites I use. I know 2 is known as the best one but I always start from the beginning of franchises.

[Anonymous No.7495420]

>>7495379
>Lmao it's already downloaded.
Stopped reading here. You are a retarded cuckold more concerned with shitting on a game you've never played than first just playing it when you've already downloaded it. I don't value your opinion or your life. Good day.

[Anonymous No.7495426]

>>7495182
in other words you were that one autistic guy who wouldn't shut up about GE's "animations" and now you're still buttblasted 20 hours later

[Anonymous No.7495432]

>>7495420
>TSfags are "THOSE" kind of fans
Yeesh, opinion dropped even further.

[Anonymous No.7495463]

>>7495432
>Yeesh, opinion dropped even further.
Good. Back you go homo.

[Anonymous No.7495469]

>>7495432
>frogposter
>liberal
>hasn't played timesplitters even though he downloaded it
>comes on 4chan just to shit on games instead of playing them
>probably a 5'8'' manlet
that's gonna be a yikes from me

[Anonymous No.7495526]

>>7495469
>liberal
Based on what ya kinseyed as faggot? i despise liberals.

It's also funny that you used the literal sjw pretend to be oldfag "frogposter" line, which only started existing when Hilshit and media went haywire on it.

I'm not shitting on TS, never even played it. It's funny seeing you so sensitive about it though.

6'0 btw shorty.

[Anonymous No.7495537]

>>7495526
>Based on what
you're gay so it was an educated guess
>It's also funny that you used the literal sjw pretend to be oldfag "frogposter" line, which only started existing when Hilshit and media went haywire on it.
I have no idea what you're talking about, all I know is that you post meme frog like most homosexuals do.
>I'm not shitting on TS, never even played it.
I know, which makes me wonder why you're A) in this thread and B) why you claim to have downloaded it but refuse to play it. you can't really blame anybody thinking you're a total fag when that's how you live your life lol.
>6'0 btw shorty.
so 5'8'' on the dot, then.

[Anonymous No.7495562]

>>7495537
>I know, which makes me wonder why you're A) in this thread and B) why you claim to have downloaded it but refuse to play it.
This is how conversations work. Did you forget what OP(You?) said? You opened with comparing it to GE and PD, and said TS was way better. I gave a response to that, which was completely relevant to the OP. Retard.

>I have no idea what you're talking about, all I know is that you post meme frog like most homosexuals do.
Go back

[Anonymous No.7495598]

This is the first time I've seen a Timeplitters thread on here filled with more flame wars than actual discussion. Must be because OP decided to be an inflammatory faggot.

[Anonymous No.7495612]

>>7495562
you said that GE/PD were some of your "favorite games of all time", you've said you know you'd like timesplitters if you actually tried it, you downloaded the game, then you say you don't play it because it doesn't look appealing. your thought process is schizophrenic at best and instead of playing a cool game that you already downloaded, you're arguing on an anime image board while posting the most tired, derivative meme image possible. you are a human joke and if i was your father i'd probably think you were a bisexual furry or something.

[Anonymous No.7495618]

OP strikes me as a 2000s born kid trying extra hard to fit in with his zingers instead of genuine discussion.

[Anonymous No.7495619]

>>7495562
>>7495598
>>7495618
>no IP change
imagine samefagging for 28 hours straight because you're mad that someone told you how to play a better game than Goldeneye for free.

[Anonymous No.7495620]

>>7492484
Seriously guys, don't download ROMs if you don't own the games, it's stealing. I had friend get his doored kicked in by police, they killed his dogs. I know it was for the ROMs, because the police were talking about "thousands of disturbing files" on his computer, obviously thousands of ROMs.

[Anonymous No.7495645]

>>7495620
what's scary is that there are actually people on this planet who would want to see you sent to prison to be raped by niggers just for downloading abandonware. think about that.

[Anonymous No.7495647]

>>7495612
No, I was wondering why, then I started trolling you because you're so hot and bothered by your thread not being full of people that say what you want them to say.

>still going on about muh frog boogeyman
>>>/r/eddit

>>7495619
>now getting accused of samefaggotry
Holy shit I'd make another joke about TSfags to piss you off but you are clearly projecting since you are the same faggot as this >>7495612

[Anonymous No.7495652]

>>7495647
>3 red texts
i'm not even gonna bother reading lol. stay mad dude.

[Anonymous No.7495659]

>>7495652
>stay mad dude.

[Anonymous No.7495698]

>>7495659

[Anonymous No.7495714]

>>7495645
Stealing is wrong anon, just buy the consoles and games, then you can emulate and not go to prison like my friend

[Anonymous No.7495715]

>>7495698
Well whatever bro, as long as you're anti-liberal you're based where it counts most so I'll just leave it at that. Have a good one felllow autist.

[Anonymous No.7495720]

>>7495715
>Well whatever bro, as long as you're anti-liberal you're based where it counts most so I'll just leave it at that.
you know what anon, you're alright. just do me a favor and download PCSX2 and load up the rom and stop being such a humungous cocksucking nigger-tittied faggot.nite.

[Anonymous No.7495734]

>>7495720
I have PCSX2 of course but that's also a problem because I have a shittop and it's degrading more and more and a lot of ps2 titles shuts my laptop off because it's too intensive. Because of this I've been just playing stuff from PS1 on down to nes.

[Anonymous No.7496813]

>>7493201
>can't even appreciate perfect dark multiplayer
shit taste then and shit taste now

[Anonymous No.7498465]

pd has best SP
TS1 has best MP maps

[Anonymous No.7499328]

I'm actually surprised no one has ported maps from TS -> GE/PD or the other way around, considering how many maps have been ported different games into GE/PD.

[Anonymous No.7499708]

>>7492484
TS1 sucks no matter how much you shill it.

[Anonymous No.7500163]

>>7492484
Should I emulate them on PS2 or GC?

[Anonymous No.7500173]

>>7492484
>>7492504

2-3 came out for NGC, meaning it can have a mouse injector. 1 only came out for PS2 meaning we're stuck with shit PCSX2 and no mouse injector. Mouse aiming just feels so natural for these games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFQL4QiFsU

[Anonymous No.7500201]

>>7493134
Geez. So defensive.

[Anonymous No.7500212]

>>7499328
>maps have been ported different games into GE/PD
whatever this means, no they haven't

[Anonymous No.7500216]

>>7499328

A lot of reverse engineering would be needed to be done to figure out how to do that.

[Anonymous No.7500221]

>>7500163
>Should I emulate them on PS2 or GC?

GC with mouse injector. Only works for 2-3 though. Sadly. Why no PC versions?

[Anonymous No.7500267]

played Future Perfect as a rental with my bro back in the day, knowing nothing about the series. We had a good time.

but OP is a huge fag that seems to keep insisting a regular /vr/ poster of all things doesn't know about emulation, or that because something is free doesn't mean its better than alternatives.

[Anonymous No.7500523]

>>7492516
bond moves were so legit

[Anonymous No.7500526]

>>7500221
>tfw we almost had PC versions for years now
https://tcrf.net/Homefront:_The_Revolution#TimeSplitters_2_Redux.3F

[Anonymous No.7500560]

>>7500523
Lol I know
>Bond riff plays at 100dB