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Who was your first retro vidya crush, /vr/?

>> No.7483585

>>7483572

Sun and moon is so ugly.

People who say this style is expressive or easy to animate have no idea what they are talking about.

>> No.7483676

>>7483572
Lula, from sexy empire.
Only joking, having a crush on a cartoon is fag shit.

>> No.7483689

>>7483572
Amazing edit.

>>7483585
It does look expressive, but it's also ugly. Then again the series has never looked good.

>> No.7483809

>>7483572
Original anime Misty.

>> No.7483897

No one told me were going to have a cute and funny thread.

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>> No.7484052
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7484052

My first game ever that I played on my dad's lap.

>> No.7484053

>>7484052
Did it hurt?

>> No.7484064
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>>7483572
I used to draw pictures of her all the time.

>> No.7484609

>>7483572
For me, it's gotta be Lara Croft.

>> No.7484650
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>>7484052
Fun game. Bit weak at the end.
Unfortunately the Heavy Metal queen of 80s B-movies, Julie Strain, passed away in January last year.

>> No.7484885 [DELETED] 

>>7484609
>being turned on by spics
Y I K E S

>> No.7484892

>>7483585
the animation quality is better than before, but yes the art is ugly as fuck.

>> No.7484901

>>7484892
The animation remains as bad as it was before.

>> No.7484906

>>7484885
She wasn't before the reboot.

>> No.7484910

>>7483572
M-MODS!

>> No.7484917

Kasumi. I was 15 at the time but no girl ever really did it before then. The amount of times I jizzed to her I made up for lost time though.

>> No.7484923

>>7484917
No vidya girl*. Pickings were slim back then.

>> No.7484925

>>7484917
What is it with people fapping to vidya chars in their teens?

>> No.7485069

>>7484910
Jannies like Misty's tits confirmed.

>> No.7485072

>>7485069
Everyone likes Misty's tits

>> No.7485079

The girls in Strip Poker on the C64 that I played when I was far too young to be playing such things.

>> No.7485334

Misty and Tifa. (Bulma, too, but not vidya)

>> No.7485340

probably zelda from ocarina of time

>> No.7485349
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>>7483572

>> No.7485352

>>7484885
What? How is she a spic?

>> No.7485390

>>7485340
>zelda instead of the cute tsundere naked fish girl
wtf man

>> No.7485430

>>7484925
>what is it with people fapping to female characters in the media they consume around the time in their life when puberty is in full force?
c'mon

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>>7483572
>vidya crush
Never had one
>vidya cumdump
Picrel

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>>7483572

>> No.7485453
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Lara

>> No.7485584

>>7483585
>>7483689
>>7484892
It's just a bit goofy but it's still a nice and clean look. Kind of similar to Konosuba's style, but with bolder children's-typical colors

>> No.7485592

>>7484910
>>7485349
Pussies

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>>7483572

>> No.7485617
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Its not fair. This card is over $100 and it's not even old.

>> No.7485624

>>7485617
>and it's not even old
So why didn't you buy one while it was still newish?

>> No.7485631

>>7485624
Because I'm a dumb cunt and was on a DnD fixation at the time.

>> No.7485640

>>7485631
Is it from that elite trainer box, or alittle bit older?

>> No.7485646

>>7485640
Its from Unified Minds, so it could come from a trainer box if you found one for that set.

>> No.7485667

>>7483572
bros please... think of the advertisers... think of the children...

>> No.7485676
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There's not too many /vr/ girls quite as pure of heart as she is.

>> No.7485807

>>7485584
Well I hate Konosuba so that doesn't make it sound any better

>> No.7485820

>>7485390
ruto became my favorite after zelda because you meet zelda first

>> No.7485849

>>7483572
Mods

>> No.7485927

>>7485849
shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.7485959
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>>7485676
Came here to post her. I was in kindergarten at the time and I was upset that she wasn't around for longer helping you like the forest temple. Didn't realize what happened until I replayed the 3DS version like 15 years later

>> No.7486135
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7486135

They've always been my retro vidya crush

>> No.7486140

>>7485584

Characters are less expressive than they were before.

Look beyond the "cartooning" rules and try to watch this for more than a minute.

>> No.7486147

What are some nudity in retro games?

>> No.7486204
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>> No.7486254

>>7486204
delicious boipus

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>> No.7486531

>>7483572
>18 hours ago
Keep it up guys.

>> No.7486537

lute from fe sacred stones

>> No.7486560

>>7483572
Wtf sauce pls!

>> No.7486568

>>7484925
>What is it with people fapping to vidya chars in their teens?
Before vidya, it was the Sears catalog and 1970s album covers they flapped to. At that age they will take whatever they can get.

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>>7485959

>> No.7487051
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>>7486254

>> No.7487069

None, those are fictional characters and even at a young age i knew i could never fuck them, so, stop it and start crushing on humans instead ya fuggin weebs.

>> No.7487119
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7487119

Any answer that isn't Tim Curry is wrong.

>> No.7487127

>>7483572
Bad edit. The original was sexier than this.

>> No.7487143

>>7484064
Imagine the head

>> No.7487286
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7487286

I wanted to live on her farm.

>> No.7487306

>>7487286
Why do redheads always give me a huge boner.

>> No.7487567

>>7483572
>this webm is still up
guess the mods and jannies on /vr/ aren't always shit

>> No.7487593

>>7487306
People don't appreciate how incredibly complicated biological preferences are. People don't prefer say red or blonde hair "just because", there has to be reasons for it. It's like how we know why men prefer big boobs and big thighs and small waists. It's perfectly plausible that red hair has some biological meaning, some hidden signalling system that we don't understand in a way we can speak about.

>> No.7487595 [DELETED] 

>>7487593
And by this I do of course mean yes, that redheads may be racy and great in the sack. But of course in the SJW world any sort of traits like that looked at from physical or genetic origins would be hugely frowned upon.

>> No.7487601

>>7487593
And by this I do of course mean yes, that redheads may be racy and great in the sack. But of course in today's SJW world any sort of studies investigating traits like that, especially with a genetic basis, would be crucified.

>> No.7487609

>>7487567
They're just too stupid to actually click on the thing and see it's got tits.

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>>7483572

>> No.7487671

>>7487640
You will never be a woman.

>> No.7487673

>>7487640
Woke-ism can't die soon enough.

>> No.7487682

>>7487673
At the very least in 30 years why all the receding hairlines have taken effect and people have gotten fat, we will have a lot of funny looking clowns walking around.

>> No.7487725

>>7487640
Just why?

>> No.7487729

>>7487286
Never noticed that bowser pendant on her chest, or the triforce belt for that matter.

>> No.7487981

>>7487725
because the internet is full of homos

>> No.7488107

>>7487640
Gross why?

>> No.7488127

>>7488107
Prett sure it is fake. Misty has never presented anything gay, the anime made it very clear that she wanted that Ketchum cock like nothing else.

>> No.7488270

>>7487127
There's a much better nude edit of this but I'm not gonna post it.

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>>7483572

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>>7483572

>> No.7488338

>>7487286
She had the milk in her jugs for sure.

>> No.7488350 [DELETED] 

>>7487671
>>7487673
>>7487725
>>7487981
>>7488107
It's fake retards.

I'm not sure if I wanted to fuck Terra or be her. I'm not a tranny, r-right bros? ;_;

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>>7483572

>> No.7488382
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7488382

Probably her.

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>>7487671
>>7487673
>>7487682
>>7487725
>>7487981
>>7488107
>>7488127
>>7488350
So left or right boys?

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>>7488441

>> No.7488562
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7488562

For me, it's Cammy's legs and tummy.

>> No.7488582

>>7488441
right eventually turns into left, provided it doesn't kill itself before it reaches the age of 30

>> No.7488625

>>7488441
Literally a mental illnes; the fucking people who tell these men that this makes them brave should be shot.

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>>7484885
literally what? she's white as fuck.

>> No.7488669

>>7485617
Talk about "they fucking knew"

>> No.7488671

>>7483572
Far from firsts but I really wanted to fuck Merlose from Vagrant Story and Mew from Jet Set Radio.

>> No.7488676
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7488676

Hey there, don't you know?
She's more than Pac-Man with a bow.

>> No.7488678

>>7483572
Based OP is based.

>> No.7488685

>>7487640
America must get nuked, but after Israel ofc

>> No.7488690

>>7488382
Holy based! I had a thing for her too but it's more like strong admiration because she is truly badass. Wish I could have a mentor like this.

>> No.7488694

>>7488562
She looks like Miyoshi, hmmmmm delicious

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>>7487286

>> No.7489493

>>7485450
Not retro.

>> No.7489512 [DELETED] 

>>7488685
Eurogays and Canadians supported this leftist communism culture long before we did, and they actively discouraged American conservatives from fighting back against it since at least the 80s. The fact that you're becoming police states and full of Muslims raping you, (along WITH gays, Jews, niggers, and trannies ALSO being in your countries) and the fact that your and your country's entire existence is dependent not only on China but on us as well, means you'll be gone long before we are, hypocrite shitholer leech.

>> No.7489538

>>7483572
Marin from Link's Awakening. That scene at the beach made me kinda sad, because Link could have had a life on Koholint with her, maybe, but it would be a lie. Then she turns into a seagull in the good ending, just like she always wished, and it's somewhat bittersweet

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>>7483572
Amazing mods we got here

>> No.7489587

>>7489586
IS THAT... IS THAT A NIPPLE I SEE?

>> No.7489690

>>7489586
we do, they delete harmless SFW reaction pics regularly.

>> No.7489709

>>7488690
It's nice having a strong female character that isn't an insufferable obnoxious cunt.

>> No.7489793

>>7485349
Faggot.

>> No.7489797

>>7487640
Chicks with dudes and dudes with wigs,. We have lost ourselves as a race of people

#PunchATranny

>> No.7489805

>>7489586
They ain't a beta fuck like you.

Go back to being the bottom of the food chain in every social situation

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>>7487286

>> No.7489814

>>7483572
I'd fap to the FF7 game guide pictures regularly, and once you got the airship, I'd talk to all the girls every single time I'd get on, in hopes of new dialogue and potential romance.

>> No.7489825

>>7488382
I played Phantasy Star and this bitch died just like Aeris. A pity Sega can steal story ideas but not good gameplay.

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>>7489825

>> No.7489843
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>>7489813
Am I just a coomer or does the shape on her apron resembles ovaries? Either way, I dig the whole "fertility" vibe the pic radiates

>> No.7489854

>>7489813
want squish/10

>> No.7489863
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>>7489586
As shocked as I am it's still up I'm glad for once they aren't being buzzkills. They usually prune for waaay less and many times threads that are on point for the board.

>> No.7489945 [DELETED] 

http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600056417

Mistychads, which ending do you prefer?

>> No.7490004

>>7489843
>coomer
You mean you have testosterone, youth, and a functional sex drive? Yeah I fucking guess. Fucking puritan monk larping on this site has gone too far.

>> No.7490109

>>7488562
Kek, Cammy got tanned to a crisp and poor Balrog has really let himself go.

>> No.7490135

>>7490004
Emphasis on youth, with a negative connotation.

>> No.7490230
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Orchid of Killer Instinct Gold for the N64 and Misty of course

>> No.7490357

>>7484885
She’s british

>> No.7490382

Primm from SoM

>> No.7490550

>>7489586
Faggot.

>> No.7490648

>>7490004
There's healthy sex drive, and then there's seeing pussy in low texture aprons of children's games..

and then there's faggots like you.

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>> No.7490836

>she's like ten years old

>> No.7490840

>>7490836
Even on /b/ this is banned
This board became a shit show

>> No.7490842

>>7490840
did they change the rules on /b/? i was just commenting on her tits and ass mainly

>> No.7490843

>>7483572
That blue chick from the first Kotor. Never felt like... more than "I want to fuck her" about any vidya character except her, felt more like "I want to marry her".

>> No.7490850

>>7485447
Now THAT is a character I jacked it to. If Bloodlines is retro now, also that ghoul chick you can get

>> No.7490857

>>7485447
I remember that Hitman 1/2 was the games that made me start thinking more about becoming a sex tourist (which I later did become).

>wait... so these girls are hot and just... fuck guys? Any guys? For money? Wait... I'm a guy...

>> No.7490873

>>7490836
10 year olds don't have boobas like that.

>> No.7490874
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7490874

For me it was Karen from Harvest Moon 64. I've posted this before but I always had a thing for troubled girls in/from rural environments for some reason. I had similar crushes on Rogue from X-Men Evolution and Caitlin from Caitlin's Way.

>> No.7490882

>>7490873
I guess whoever animated it didn't think of that.

>> No.7490884

>>7490836
That's some nice tits for a ten year old

>>7490873
I'd agree, but then I remember Saaya Irie

>> No.7491005

>>7490652
>YEW SHALL DIE BY MY ALLOWS!

>YOUR ARROWS ARE LIKE YOU. WEAK AND TWISTED. I FEAR THEM... NOT!

>> No.7491016

>>7490648
ironic, because you people act the same, except in the opposite way
>IS THAT A BIG BREAST? OH MY GOD YOU COOMERFLOOMERS CAN'T EVER FUCKING STOP

>> No.7491112

>>7490357
Her design started as a beaner: "Lara Cruz". Hence why she has brown lips, brown eyes, brown hair, swarthy skin, and other non-white features. Not sure why they decided on saying she's Anglo but then not make her look the part.

>> No.7491124

>>7487673
Good

>> No.7491128

>>7491112
they were just ahead of their time

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I always liked the intimidating / mean bitches

>> No.7491380
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>>7490874
Based. For me it was Elli though.

>> No.7491391

>>7491124
nigger

>> No.7491425
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7491425

>>7483572
TFW when this giant cutie will never carry me around in a tight, loving fist while she destroyed the world.

>> No.7491439

>>7491425
>tfw she turns back into a human and she's naked
TIME TO COOM

>> No.7491469

>>7484910
>>7485349
>>7485667
>>7485849
>>7489586
>>7490836
>>7490840
>NOOO NOT THE DRAWING OF A FICTIONAL 10 YEAR OLD THIS DRAWING HURTS MY FEELINGS

>> No.7491564

>>7491469
bunch of fags lol

>> No.7492214
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7492214

>>7483572
Always and forever.

>> No.7492227
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April from TMNT, played on NES, I remember a stage where she's tied up on the floor

>> No.7492228
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7492228

>>7492227
>feet

>> No.7492585

posting ina b& thread

>> No.7493070

>>7491469
You realize that literally nobody, including the jokesters you for some reason believe are sincerely bothered, has reported OP at all, right?

>> No.7493138
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7493138

My first vidya crush

>> No.7493215

>>7491469
You do realise this is a sfw board, right? Or you want this to become cooming board?

>> No.7493249

>>7491425
>Lizzie will never put you up her warm reptilian vadge like a sentient love egg

>> No.7493903

>>7487673
Hopefully it's just another stupid phase like goth and emo shit. Weird though how it all comes from literally 1 website, and makes me wonder what would happen if that site were cleaned off the face of the earth.

>> No.7494015

>>7485616
Same

>> No.7494030

>>7483572
Angela cross

>> No.7494287
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7494287

>>7493215
>Or you want this to become cooming board?

>> No.7494380

>>7493903
Unironically commit suicide. The more you people get triggered, the more people will do this, because they love seeing retards cry over trivial shit.

>> No.7494385

>>7491284
Morrigan is neither of those.

>> No.7494392

>>7494380
Wokeism is on its way out. It's a shambling corpse already. People aren't crying over Mr. Potato Head, they're laughing. The worm has turned

>> No.7494469

>>7493070
Im not bothered but out of curiosity in if anything would actually be done reported this like 2 days ago lol.

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7494649

>>7483572
My very first one isn't retro but a really close second is OG RE3 Jill. THE SUPERIOR JILL

>> No.7494662

>>7493138
>liking a deformed rat
I hope all furfags die

>> No.7494667
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7494667

>>7483572
Got me into chicks with guns I still love her

>> No.7494669
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7494669

>>7494649
Did you like my RE3 Jill stories?

>> No.7494671

>>7494392
Literally nothing happened to Mr Potato Head, and thats why the left is laughing at you. You people made that the fuck up, forgot you made it up, and believed it like a bunch of fucking retards.

And modern leftism has been around for hundreds of years. It's called being progressive because society progresses as time goes on.

>> No.7494676

>>7494671
The irony is that modern leftists are more authoritarian than ever while shunning the ideals of John Locke and traditional liberals. I would say they aren't really progressives as much as destroyers.

>> No.7494683

>>7494667
What would your ideal sex story be with her?

>> No.7494836

this thread really makes me look forward to my marriage so i can finally practice domestic violence

>> No.7494982
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7494982

>>7494671

>> No.7495254

>>7494683
One where I'm a trainee under her and learn everything about weaponry, stealth, soft femdom and rough fucking after martial arts classes

>> No.7495268

>>7490004
Coomer is overused and faggots act too prudish, but you can acknowledge there is a difference between a healthy sex drive and being a porn-addicted sperg who sexualizes everything by default.

>> No.7495272
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>>7483572
THAT WAS LEWD. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE A LEWD EDIT.

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I replayed that intro so many times.

>> No.7495305

>>7494671
L M A O

Your side left progressivism behind a long time ago. Get cocky while you can :^) your world is shrinking. Honk honk~

>> No.7495345
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>>7494676
Right, the left is so authoritarian, like when they talk about cancelling websites: >>7493903

>> No.7495436

>>7493903
it actually came from a few websites but tumblr was the most famous one

>> No.7495445

>>7495345
leftists don't just talk about cancelling them they actually do it lmao

>> No.7495446

>>7488290
Triangle tits lol

>> No.7495448
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7495448

>>7495345
>nooo not the multimillion dollar corporations

>> No.7495453

>>7495445
Except for when they don't, so the right needs to lie about it, like with Dr Suess and Mr Potatohead.

>> No.7495454

>>7494671
I see progressive retards trying to pass it off as "haha I was just pretending to be retarded!" recently now that they're getting btfo'd more often. Remember when they tried to say there were infinite genders? Now they're trying to double down and gaslight people by saying gender doesn't exist and is a conspiracy made up by toilet corporations to sell more toilets.

>> No.7495456
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>>7487640
It amazes me how many idiots don't get shit like this. Companies make these progressive ads/statements/whatever to appeal to progressives, but it's also to bait dumb reactionary faggots into flaming about it, and thereby TALKING ABOUT IT. Happened to Keurig and when dumb faggots everywhere were smashing the keurig machines they already owned and making them viral, every other company took notice to all the free advertisement and publicity YOU niggers gave them. They are purposefully poking and prodding at you because they are banking off of you being too much of an ape-brain to not take bait, and it works. Look at all the triggered replies to this post, and tell me there isn't at least ONE of them that'll talk about how pokemon went full lefty to their friends. This corporate wokeness will only stop when it stops being as profitable as it is, and that starts with you niggers keeping your hands off your keyboard when you see a cartoon character with a fucking flag.
TL;DR stop taking bait

>> No.7495461

>>7495453
hurr what is parler, what is the daily stormer

>> No.7495468

>>7495456
if that were true then why don't they start saying a bunch of racist, sexist homophobic etc stuff to bring attention to themselves

>> No.7495470

>>7495305
>your world is shrinking
4 years of republican policy got reversed within the first 48 hours of our current administration lmfao.

>> No.7495472

>>7495448
>censorship is okay when its things I dont like
Imagine thinking you're any better. Pathetic.

>> No.7495476

>>7495454
See, that's what makes us so different. Your side believes such retarded and obviously false bullshit spread via psyops. My side laughs at how retarded it is.

Take your meds, schizo.

>> No.7495480

>>7495472
It's okay buddy, I'm sure they'll let you be part of the 1% one day :)

>> No.7495482

>>7495468
Because unlike Republicans, democrats are actually capable of doing literally anything.

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>>7495476
lmao check out this damage control
>my side
oh god my sides

>> No.7495487

>>7495482
not sure what yoru point is

>> No.7495494

>>7495468
Because homophobia, racism and sexism is widely accepted as being shitty, and in a capitalist economy where growth is king, every other company will dogpile the shit out of any business that does this for free brownie points to progressives, and bait points for (You). If you believe anything I say, believe that profit is always the top motivator for big business, and if there was profit to be made, they would do it.

>> No.7495504

>>7495494
yeah but they'll get all the racist sexist homophobe republicans buying their products and services so they'll be really successful among that demographic.

>> No.7495509

>>7495504
They really wouldn't though. Take your meds.

>> No.7495515

>>7495509
yeah they would. republicans would buy them jus to own the libs.

>> No.7495517

>>7495504
Why would they want money from the minority when they can get it from the majority?

>> No.7495520

>>7495517
it's a demographic of at least 74,216,154 people so that's plenty ot draw from :)

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>>7495517
>>7495504
And why would they appear to the poor demographic (republicans) when they can appeal to the wealthy (democrats) demographic?

>> No.7495529

>>7495504
It's a mystery, anon. Definitely couldn't be that the majority of people are neutral about or against those things, and pandering to a smaller demographic at the cost of the larger one means you're not maximizing profit.
Fucks sake anon, videogames are your hobby aren't they? You notice how many franchises dumbed their shit down to appeal to a broader demographic?

>> No.7495534

>>7495527
if there's a market for something then you can capitalize on it no matter where it is

>>7495529
there are also still high quality and high difficulty games for hardcore gamers out there though

>> No.7495542

>>7495534
It's almost as if these evil nazi incels aren't actually a big demographic, or even a threat at all, and you have been charging at windmills for the past 6 years.

>> No.7495546

>>7495534
Sure, you can. And you'll be a massive retard for capitalizing on a micro-market over a macro-market. Thats why these companies spend millions of dollars on market research, to very specifically avoid doing exactly what you are suggesting.

>> No.7495549

>>7495534
>there are also still high quality and high difficulty games for hardcore gamers out there though
Oh no, he's retarded :(

>> No.7495550

>>7495534
1. When going after one market would actively ostracize and repulse your larger market, it easily becomes not worth the endeavor.
2. Tell me which franchise makes more money, Shin Megami Tensei or Mario?
It's not about quality. It's not about availability. If you have a chance to bang your 9/10 redhead maid but it'd mean your 6/10 wife with a trust fund divorce you and leave you with nothing, most men are gonna think VERY CAREFULLY about throwing away that much money going after a good time. It's about money, full stop.

>> No.7495560

>>7495546
it's clearly a big market though like i mentioned. there are at least 74,216,154 racist sexist homophobic republicans to appeal to :)

>>7495550
even modern mario games are better than that jarpig crap LOL

>> No.7495564

>>7495480
It's bizzare that you go from "lol lefties" to "fuck the rich" in an instant. You understand that being against wealthy people and organizations is very inline with Marxist ideology, right?

>> No.7495570

>>7495564
marxism isn't the only ideology it's in line with

>> No.7495572
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7495572

Funny how people act like Pokemon and trannies is a recent thing

>> No.7495573

>>7495572
still mad that 4kids censored james tits

>> No.7495575

>>7495560
Remember that post >>7495456 about taking bait everyone? This is a great time to practice not taking it. Right here.

>> No.7495585

God, republican nerds are so fucking stupid. Hitler was right when he said that retards get sent to the chambers.

>> No.7495592

>>7495560
>there are at least 74,216,154 racist sexist homophobic republicans to appeal to :)
There we go, making shit up again. You lost.

>> No.7495593

>>7495585
he might have been right about a few other things as well

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>>7493249
It's not fair, bro

>> No.7495767

>>7495572
Except those instances were brought into the world as jokes, not some sort of "empowering" bullshit.

>> No.7495791

>thicc fetish
>BBW fetish
>MILF fetish
And yet Misty is still my top waifu and has been since the 90s.

>> No.7495817
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>misty.webm
MOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSS

>> No.7495823

>>7495817
tbf she's probably technically an adult by that point even though she's presumably eternally 10 like ash

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>>7495791
>>thicc fetish
>>BBW fetish
Extremely based

>> No.7495920

>>7484925
It's a shitty meme. Only serial killers actually masturbate to completion over fully clothed women

>> No.7495935
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The best girl of all time from the best game of all time.

>> No.7495983

>>7495817
If she was 10 in the first season, she was born in 1986.

>> No.7496146

>>7495823
>>7495983
Didn't an episode in Unova or something say that Ash was still 10

Why would Misty age at a different pace than Ash

>> No.7496187

>>7495983
Does the fact that Misty is two years older than me make "it" OK?

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>>7483572

>> No.7497224

>>7496146
i mean ash is still in an objective sense an adult even if his body doesn't age

>> No.7497260

>>7483572
https://youtu.be/_eo3E7eTMLQ

>> No.7497302

>>7495527
>What even is relative to cost of living

>> No.7498394

>>7497260
i forgot that lou bega existed

>> No.7498648

>>7495527
Making 50k in Texas leads to a way better life, house and fortune than any of those blue states. Why do these charts even exist?

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7499878

I was shamed by my also preteen cousin for finding turbo girl (or any girl) good looking. That made me a faggot.

>> No.7500024

it appears the new Janny of /vr/ from the latest application test is either very lazy and doesn't care, is less stingy and is letting this NSFW OP image on a blue board slide for shits and giggles, or this board is currently without a Janitor.

>> No.7500046

>>7500024
I posted a spoilered screenshot with nips from Pachinko Sexy Reaction, and that was deleted rather quickly.

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I'm not too keen on her any longer, but she was pretty hot back in the day. Sometimes I'd boot up the game just to look at her and jerk off. Good times.

On the other hand, her father always creeped me out. But on the bright side, it must be convenient having both a mummy and daddy wrapped in one.

>> No.7500623

>>7500561
>a mummy and daddy wrapled up in one
Kek good one