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ITT: retro games that were badly programmed.

>> No.7479463 [DELETED] 

>>7479449
That webm looks sick. Go dilate, tranny

>> No.7479480

>>7479463
YWNGAZ (You Will Never Get Another F-Zero)

>> No.7479665 [DELETED] 

>>7479463
>Go dilate, tranny

No thanks, mutilating your body and believing your shitty life will get better if you become a "woman" is what you Ninty fans are into.

>> No.7479678

>>7479463
The only trannies here are the ones in your head. Think about that for a moment.

>> No.7479745 [DELETED] 

>>7479665

Hardcore, severely life-changing body modification is what nearly everybody is into, tunnel vision guy. If you weren't a mere twenty-year-old (or whatever) obsessed with miscellaneous nerdery and Important Online Fad Issues above all else then you'd notice that 80% of Americans and half of ALL HUMANS are fat, and that maybe 1/3 to 1/2 of those are superfat. Becoming fat is a bigger life change than the hormone treatment that trannies engage in. Becoming superfat is a bigger life change than tranny hormone treatment PLUS tranny genital surgery. If you gave a crap about extreme body modifications that pointlessly ruin people's lives and weren't merely a fad-chasing child, then you'd have trannies so far down on your priority list of reasons to negatively judge others that you wouldn't ever even hint at your personal anti-tranny position even when provoked.

Back on topic: Yes OP I agree that F-Zero GX is awesome and that it lets the player do awesome things, some of which, in addition to being awesome, are silly.

>> No.7479829

>>7479449
is it? I remember some staff ghosts using that technique. It seems to me like it was done in purpose to make E grip cars worth something, while also rewarding players who thought of that.

>> No.7479837

>>7479678
Thats kind of hot.

>> No.7480229

>>7479449
This is only possible with TAS.

>> No.7480487
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7480487

>>7479449
>He's STILL MAD

>> No.7480495

>>7479449
YEET

>> No.7480561

>>7479829
If it was intentional then that's even more pathetic. Why bother even designing a course if you're just going to spend 99% of the time flying through the sky instead?

>> No.7480571

>>7480561
He was referring to the slide mechanic. Almost nobody has the input capacity to actually pull of the flying without TAS aid. Also, you're still getting mad about a video game you've never played.

>> No.7480576
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7480576

>he's still going at it

>> No.7480608

>>7480571
Non-TASers do it too, retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4uccKyo0mM&t=1m40s

>Also, you're still getting mad about a video game you've never played.
Why would I play broken shite when I can be playing a good racer like Wipeout 3? Lmao.

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>>7480608
Did I not just say very few can do it? Your only in this thread to shit your pants over a video game you've never played. Just looking for reasons to get angry.

>> No.7480720

>>7480608
>Wipeout 3?
slow
floaty
unresponsive
not fun

F-Zero X is 100% superior outside the visuals.

>> No.7480756

Final Fantasy 6 is so badly programmed it's amazing it functions at all.

>> No.7481110

>>7480608
The one in the OP is impossible outside of TAS.

>> No.7481183

GX record keepers separate out normal lapping with space flying runs.

>> No.7483164
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7483164

Shitty busted game that Nintendildos try to convince you is good but actually isn't.

>> No.7483170

>>7481183
Sounds hard to enforce given how much flying you do when playing normally

>> No.7483176

>>7479449
>>7483164
>This came out in 1998

YIKES my man!

>> No.7483189

>>7480608
Wipeout 3 sucks

>> No.7483589

>>7483189
Nah. You just suck at Wipeout. Stick to f-queero.

>> No.7483602

>>7483589
Nah. Wipeout is just a pale imitation of F-Zero that couldn't even keep up the pace. Slow, boring, clunky, narrow tracks. Guess you might enjoy that experience if you're stupid or had nothing to compare it to

>> No.7483618

>OMG 0.000001% of players can exploit the game
Terrible low-effort Nintendrone trash. Badly programmed and everyone could do way better.

>> No.7483634

>>7479449
>>7483164
Have fun being mad, this looks fucking sick lmao

>> No.7483636

>>7483618
Everyone but you, am I right?

>> No.7483640

>>7479449
>poorly programmed
F Zero X is extremely based. Probably top 3 racing games ever made

>> No.7483645

>>7483164
>TAS of a romhack
This is mental illness at work.

>> No.7484420

>>7479480
you literally say if its a bad thing

>> No.7484576
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>>7483164
Is this what being insane is like? Cherrypicking webms of tool assisted speedruns of games you've never played that came out 23 years ago to prove how broken they are and how much better your game that's just like it is in comparison? Get some fucking fresh air you psycho loser.

>> No.7484636

>>7479449
Is F-Zero the fakest fanbase of all Nintendo games? You had literally only 3 games worth a shit between 1991 and 2003 with long ass gaps in between. Its more likely that everyone in this thread was born when Melee came out and only know F-Zero through falcon punch memes.

>> No.7484637

>>7479449
Not this one for sure. The performance of that engine is outstanding for an N64 title.

>> No.7484741

>>7484576
There is no fresh air in the commie blocs of Yurostan.

>> No.7484878

>>7484741
lol

>> No.7484945

>>7484741
You are thinking of former east european countries. We only have untouched countrysides.

>> No.7484951

>>7484636
Gamecube was starved for good games so of course GX is gonna get attention
F Zero snes was a launch title and very good

>> No.7485024

>>7484576
>and how much better your game that's just like it is in comparison?
He didn't post any Wipeout webms because they'd put everyone ITT to sleep.

>> No.7485171

>>7483164
That looks fucking cool and you are a massive homo for getting mad about it.

>> No.7485174

>>7484636
F-zero is fun and you are obsessed.

>> No.7485232

>>7484945
I meant what I said.

>> No.7485236

>>7483164
>Nintendildo
Ah, that one eternally-insecure 40 year-old Sega fanboy. Sega is cool, man. The console war is over, and we all won.

>> No.7485237

>>7483636
No, ever I could program F-Zero X more competently over a weekend. But I’m too busy.

>> No.7486576

>>7485237
Doing what?

>> No.7486894

>>7486576
Developing my own computer game. Imagine a game like Super Mario Bros and Zelda, but better.

>> No.7486907

>>7486894
An open world top down side scrolling stage based platformer?

>> No.7486924

>>7486907
Side scrolling dungeons with over 50 different themes like ice, fire, and wind. It will also be co-op multiplayer like Four Swords, custom characters, randomly generated rooms, full mod support, and an orchestrated dynamic soundtrack that changes based on the intensity of the level. I already have a test room halfway designed.

>> No.7486956

>>7486907
>An open world top down side scrolling stage based platformer?
thanks for the laugh anon, that was a funny way to put it

>> No.7487013

>>7486924
Follow your vision anon, but as a 3rd party observer, 50 themes sounds bloaty and randomly generated rooms are iffy. I feel like it's a turn off for a lot of people cause the impression is hand-designed stages > code, but I get that designing efficient code is gonna save an abundance of time compared to designing a bunch of levels.
Good luck anon, but also your thread is dumb as fuck.
Have you finished any other games so we can observe your programming skillz?

>> No.7487157

God the music was so good in X.

>> No.7487184

>>7487013
I'm not the OP and was actually kidding. Everything in that post is what an indie developer should not do, since all of it is absolutely unrealistic. But thank you for being supportive instead of making fun of my dreams.

I made dozens of games in Klick & Play in the early 2000s when I was like 11. Does that count?

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>>7486894
Uh oh, now you gotta post your Godlike programming. Please show us your "Mario and Zelda, but better".

>> No.7487318
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7487318

Great level design and opponent AI, Nintendo, you fucking hacks.

>> No.7487343

>>7487318
Everyone would feel better if they just assumed you were born retarded and couldn't help yourself if you tried.

>> No.7487353

Poorly-programmed games
See Psygnosis, entire catalog of

>> No.7487357

>>7479449
>>7483164
>>7484636
>>7485237
>>7486894
>>7487318
I'm officially calling you out OP, show us what game's you've made or forever be considered a faggot.

>> No.7488681

>>7487357
OP is a faggot, confirmed.

>> No.7488756

>>7488681
As if there was any doubt

>> No.7488825

>>7488681
>>7488756
>hurrr you have to be a master chef to know if a shitty meal tastes like shit

Nice logic, Nintendildos.

>> No.7488908

>>7488825
Yeah kind of like how I don't have to be a retarded faggot to know when I'm replying to one

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>>7488908

>> No.7489260

>>7479449
Sonic Adventure. It's still a fun game though.

>> No.7489950

>>7479449
I couldn't tell you how drifting or getting into that weird mode where you spin instead of turn works for the fucking life of me. It's fast and has good music though, whee.

>> No.7490008

>>7483170
Spaceflying is pretty distinctive. There's a fair threshold between them.

>> No.7490057

>>7479449
That's not bad programming, that's abusing the game mechanics to a whole new level and it's cool.

>> No.7490098

>>7484636
That's Starfox.
Unlike fzero it never got a decent game

>> No.7490418

>>7483640
>F Zero X is extremely based. Probably top 3 racing games ever made
Agree. Top 3 being
F-zero GX
F-zero X
F-zero AX

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>>7483164
it was never good. it was always complete trash, like most n64 titles.
>>7484636
>Is F-Zero the fakest fanbase of all Nintendo games?
i wasn't aware that this trash game had a fanbase.
>>7490057
> flying off the track and into an empty screen isn't bad programming
how did you get severe brain damage? car accident? birth defect? nintentoddlers truly are the monkey species of the human race and will make any ol' excuse to suck on the cocks of talentless japanese game developers THAT CAN'T CODE.

>> No.7490621

>>7483164
>fun as fuck webbum
>bait as fuck text
nice try, jew

>> No.7490645

>>7490621
cool it with the racism buddy

>> No.7490646
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7490646

I miss 8/v/ where people would actually discuss games instead of newfag underage /v/edditors shitting on games they never played

>> No.7490662

>>7490591
Show us your code, you non-delivering, limp-dick faggot.

>> No.7490674

>>7490662
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> you did a great job, mr. japanese talentless hack!
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> it's not a bug, it's a feature!
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*
> *SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*SLURP*

>> No.7490676

>>7490646
>I miss 8/v/ where people would actually discuss games instead of newfag underage /v/edditors shitting on games they never played
i kinda do as well. this board is full of absolute morons and simpletons that need to be gassed.

>> No.7491010

>>7490674
Slurping is a way to show in Japan that the food tastes good. F-Zero X is the prime Sizzler steak of the generation.

>> No.7491019

>>7491010
That's China not Japan.

>> No.7491209

Guys I'm pretty sure he is mentally ill so trying to argue anything is a waste of time.

>> No.7491224

>>7491019
Not China, 鬼佬, everyone slurps here because they're impolite, not to express how tasty it is

>> No.7492076

>>7490646
Lolwut? 8/v/ was an even bigger Nintendo-circlejerking shithole than here.

>> No.7492097

>>7487216
He won't cuz hes a faggot that cant handle criticism.

>> No.7492232

Imagine being this angry at people enjoying something.

>> No.7492774
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7492774

>>7490098
>it never got a decent game
What is every Nintendo IP, Alex

>> No.7493657

>>7479449
you can never 100% Yu-Gi-Oh! WCT 2006 without cheats because of a bug in Ojama Delta Hurricane

>> No.7493746
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7493746

>>7492774
Hurrr le funny sonyman does it again

>> No.7493758

>>7483164
>Nintendildos try to convince you is good but actually isn't.
This has always been the case with Nintendo games, especially from the post-snes era. Although the snes era had a few "dude it's totally one of the best games of all time, you just don't have the right taste!" like yoshi's island and DKC despite them being some of the least appealing platformers around. F-Zero X would be no exception. The moment they demonstrate their own game play it's typical play.

>> No.7493767

>>7493758
Enjoying the taste of your own farts?

>> No.7493770

>>7490646
I miss 8/v/ too, where mark would ban you for being critical about PC gaming and nintendo because rule 8 report brigading. And the users would mentally shut down if you started talking about games that weren't playable on PC. Yeah 8/v/ was shit.

>> No.7493820

>>7483589
wipeout is dogshit lmao

>> No.7493859

Why is this thread still getting attention? OP is using troll tactics from 2006 and you lot are still being baited by it

>> No.7494153
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7494153

>>7493820
WRONG

>> No.7494165

>>7493859
I've seen fans of the game brag about it using the same material OP is using to criticize it.

>> No.7494328

>>7494165
Gee it's almost like taste is subjective or something

>> No.7494439

>>7479449
Everything on the Jaguar ?

>> No.7494527

>>7494439
Don't talk SHIT about Tempest 2k.

>> No.7494726

>>7479449
Guys, both Wipeout and F-Zero have things going for themselves and living out a rivalry over what games machine your Mom bought you from 20 years ago isn't healthy.

>> No.7494876

I guess I'll be one of the 2-3 people to actually respond to the question. Earthbound. I don't have it on me, but there's a picture floating around where someone mapped out the shop system. Because Earthbound doesn't use a logical shop system where the NPC is tied to the store dialogue. No, no, no. Earthbound instead ties all the shop NPC's in the entire game to a gigantic IF/ELSE tree, and then goes down the tree checking flags to determine the player's current location, and which shop dialogue to load. For every single fucking shop in the game. This doesn't save room on the ROM(since no code was reused, they just added another layer to go through), and is far from optimized.

If you wanna romhack EB, the current tool available actually wipes the entire ROM and leaves the most basic framework possible, since starting from scratch is actually much much easier than trying to alter things without breaking other things. All the old tools have warnings that they are likely to break the ROM outright, because of how EB is designed.

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7495763

>>7479449
Every ZX Spectrum and Amiga game.

>> No.7495775

>>7494876
Earthbound's programming was notoriously shit, Ape didn't know what they were doing at all. It's a famous story by now that HAL had to come in and fix the game for them in the eleventh hour

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>>7483164
>Nintendildos

>> No.7496079
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This is the current world record.

>> No.7496487

>>7483164
Looks pretty fun to me

>> No.7496559

>>7494726
It's one mentally ill probably britbong that is absolutely obsessed with hating F-Zero. He's been around for years.

>> No.7496571

>>7483164
I've never ever been able to do something like that though.

>> No.7496598

>>7496571
It isn't even humanly possible. That's from a TAS of a romhack.

>> No.7496624
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Mfw fzero was reddit tier kusoge

>> No.7496647

>>7496624
>a bum begging for a dollar before vomiting into a toilet while drunk
The average F-Zero hater lol.

>> No.7497756

>>7496079
The mark of a good game is readability, and god damn I can't tell what the fuck is going on here. So floaty and awful.

>> No.7497769

>>7479449
Doom

>> No.7497780

>>7479449
Tbh if you can be bothered going through the no-doubt extensive trial and error required to know how to pull that off, then more power to you.

Personally I couldn't be arsed. Sometime I'd cut simple corners using air but presumably the devs anticipated this and probably considered it part of the game's strategy. Unlike GX which Sega fucked up because you dropped like a stone after about 2 seconds of air, which was not only annoying but completely contradicted the games apparent physics engine.

I couldn't be bothered with vid related though.

>> No.7498120

>>7497780
X developers saw how airtime could be utliized, and allowed the mechanic to be incorporated without fully exploring what someone might concoct. This is just an open ended design philosophy and is no different from how Id software allowed rocket jumping and how Kamiya incorporated juggling into DMC. They decided open ended mechanics were a feature and not a bug.

Sega went for the "play the game the way the designer intends you to play" mentality, and did not allow for that same kind of open endedness.

There's nothing really wrong with open ended physics exploiting too be honest, it's how some of the most creative and advance video game antics are concieved. It requires a very servile soul to be angry that people are willing to take malleable tools and take them in unexpected directions. It's the stuff that keeps people talking about video games long after their release, and it's what a lot of modern video games are missing.

>> No.7498221

>>7479449
>Game allows badass movement exploits without breaking the game + the framerate stays pretty solid.
>badly programmed
F-Zero keeps winning

>> No.7498286

I legitimately feel bad for F-Zero. Imagine being forgotten because some other game did the same thing but on a more popular console.

>> No.7498309

>>7498286
I legitimately feel bad for you. Imagine being forgotten because some other dude fucked your wife but with a non-microscopic penis. Embarrassing.

>> No.7498324

>>7493859
Zoomers weren't around in 2006 so of course they'd fall for troll tactics that they were never exposed to until now.

>> No.7498357

>>7498309
Ass burgers.

>> No.7498367

>>7498357
This is an anonymous imageboard, you don't have to announce your mental defect to every adult in the room like you do at big boy school.

>> No.7498372

>>7493859
It's just HulaHoop fag, he samefags every thread he makes because he's autistic and fzero/trannies make his peepee tingle. He's a newfag from discord and he's been doing it for years.

>> No.7498476
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7498476

>when F-Zero is more popular and beloved than your countryman's flagship racing game series

>> No.7498561

>>7498476
https://www.strawpoll.me/42662114/r

oof... wipeout btfo.

>> No.7499889

>>7479449
Super Bingbingyahoo 64. Can literally finish it without collecting a single star.

>> No.7500210

>>7490591
>Nintendo Power
>NES Cartridge
>DuckTales poster

This is low-quality bait