/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7444240]

>the controller has 3 handles, so it must be for people with 3 hands
Do you also think cars with 3 pedals are for people with 3 feet?

[Anonymous No.7444349]

>>7444240
>can't access D-pad, stick, and face buttons without moving your hands around
Oof... whoever came up with this design is a retard. Now let me show you a good design.

[Anonymous No.7444374]

>>7444240

[Anonymous No.7444401]

Fuckin got em'

[Anonymous No.7444423]

>>7444240
is this post implying that cars with 2 pedals require 2 feet

[Anonymous No.7444445]

>>7444240
Third pedal is for your shlong, dicklet

[Anonymous No.7444580]

>>7444240
Kek

[Anonymous No.7444646]

3 is OK, but you actually need 4 prongs with one stick for each engine or else you haven't really Played Star Wars Pod Racer yet.

[Anonymous No.7444662]

>>7444349
So you going to post one or what?

[Anonymous No.7445047]

>>7444240
>he thinks anyone on /vr/ is old enough to drive

[Anonymous No.7445053]

How many hands do you need to use all the buttons on this one?

[Anonymous No.7445061]

>>7444240
the worst console in the world would be
Controllers: Nintendo
Library: 3DO
Tech: Nintendo

[Anonymous No.7445067]

>>7445053
>tfw you actually play games that use every single key combination

[Anonymous No.7445071]

>>7444240
the 3 hands meme is gold solely because of how it gets 64's to seethe

[Anonymous No.7445102]

>>7444240
You have to hold the controller with the claw method where your ring and middle finger press the C buttons, your pointer rests on A and B and your thumb controls the stick like a track ball, while your left hand does the D Pad, L, and Z. Your right hand pinky works the R.

[Anonymous No.7445106]

>>7445102

[Anonymous No.7445137]

>>7445102
if you have to explain how to hold a controller, it's not a good design

[Anonymous No.7445201]

>>7445137
you dont really have to, for most people. but we really need to start being more inclusive as soiety to autists.

[Anonymous No.7445213]

>>7445201
>no other controller needs explaining

[Anonymous No.7445220]

>>7445213
point is, this one doesnt need explaining too, but its the easiest one to target for retards who cannot into pushing buttons at all

[Anonymous No.7445234]

>>7444240
You don't set one foot on each pedal. Much the same, you only use one hand at a time when using a controller.

[Anonymous No.7445239]

>>7445220
>just explained it
>doesn't need explaining

[Anonymous No.7445256]

What the fuck did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.7445257]

>>7444349
The d-"pad" is trash

[Anonymous No.7445260]

>>7445067
>tfw you actually this retard
zoom. not even once

[Anonymous No.7445263]

>>7445053
But real talk, why is N64 the "three hands" meme when mouse and keyboard is literally impossible to use unless you have three hands?

[Anonymous No.7445265]

>>7445260
silence console child, don't larp like you are old, wanted or belong

[Anonymous No.7445310]

>>7445256
i mean... it kinda works?

[Anonymous No.7445312]

>>7444240
>the middle is for when your rumble pack is in, you can vibrate it on your boi puusssy

>u can put that middle part in your anus

>tfw all my 64 controllers smelled like butt
>friends wouldnt use them
>learned to bring their own over
>still pull out the ol 64 controller for some nostalgia

[Anonymous No.7445315]

>>7445239
>>7445220

[Anonymous No.7445319]

>>7445315
the n64 is bad, you can tell it's bad as it has never been copied again, failed experiement

[Anonymous No.7445329]

>>7445061
>this is your brain on snoy

[Anonymous No.7445331]

>>7445265
You're not fooling anyone kiddo

[Anonymous No.7445335]

>>7445331
>unironic "no yuo"
leave

[Anonymous No.7445338]

>>7445312
wtf thought i was the only onne who did this as a kid

[Anonymous No.7445339]

>>7445329
he's right though, nintendo have been terrible at controls with the snes pad as the only hilight, 3DO library should be replaced with CD-i as that is even worse but I get the sentiment and Ninty pennypinch to the point of selling you tech 3 generations old, as new

[Anonymous No.7445341]

>>7445338
t. that weird smelly kid from school who now thinks he's trans

[Anonymous No.7445378]

>>7445329
oops, meant for
>>7445319

>>7445339
the tech is actually pretty inferior when compared to other consoles but the controllers are mostly good enough, gc is far better than dualshock in all regards, and nintendo has offered a lot of variety in their controllers, kind of a cheesy move but you gotta respect the resilience

[Anonymous No.7445398]

>>7445061
This is literally the best controller to date.

[Anonymous No.7445415]

>>7445398
Not with that D-pad it isn't.

[Anonymous No.7445428]

>>7445378
>gc is far better than dualshock in all regards
into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.7445432]

>>7445398
Not with those retardedly shaped/arranged A/B/X/Y buttons it's not.

[Anonymous No.7445436]

>>7445398
tendies: NINTENDO INVENTED THE SUPERIOR DIAMOND FACE BUTTON LAYOUT YOU SNOY
also tendies: I liked the gamecube controller, its superior

[Anonymous No.7445489]

>>7444240
People who say that are ridiculing it, because it's a bad design. They are not literally suggesting that 3-handed people exist and designed it, it was just patently, hilariously stupid compared to the obvious solution.

[Anonymous No.7445491]

>>7445319
Well, it made the analogue stick popular.

[Anonymous No.7445495]

>>7445491
analogue sticks predate n64 by 20 years, no they didnt make it popular, they just forced you to use it on a weird 3 prong experiment

[Anonymous No.7445538]

>>7445398
If that were true, then 80% of the board would not make fun of it. Nintendo would have also kept the design, but they didn't because even they know this controller sucks.

[Anonymous No.7445539]

>>7445263
This is why PC gamers look down on console retards.

[Anonymous No.7445872]

>>7445335
You're not fooling anyone kiddo

[Anonymous No.7445881]

>>7445495
Nintendo wasn't confident it was going to take off, so if people decided they hated sticks, you could just pretend the stick never existed and hold it by the dpad instead.

[Anonymous No.7445896]

>>7445872
>what I'll do is repeat myself, yeah, that'll tell him, wow im cool

[Anonymous No.7445898]

>>7445398
You would date a controller, faggot.

[Anonymous No.7445934]

>>7445378
the gc controller is a piece of stiff fisher price shit

[Anonymous No.7445954]

>>7445257
No

[Anonymous No.7445960]

>>7444240
>Not knowing the clutch pedal exists

[Anonymous No.7446145]

>>7445896
>what I'll do is keep zooming
zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.7446256]

>>7445881
That's why they used Mario 64, Wave Race and PilotWings to showcase the analogue stick. (No alternate controls with the pad). Which is still filtering emutards to this day because their PS4 controllers have deadzones.

The real reason people on here hate the N64 is because the emulation sucks and they can't play their free ROMs properly.

[Anonymous No.7446263]

>>7444349
>>can't access D-pad, stick, and face buttons without moving your hands around
thing is... why would you want to?

There is one good place for a directional device relative to your thumb. One position and only one.

[Anonymous No.7446272]

>>7444646
what if they just put little buttons right next to the sticks so that the sticks were the primary input and not the buttons

liek a reverse dual shock

make the sticks primary it's 2023 ffs

[Anonymous No.7446273]

>>7446145
yeah you're done

[Anonymous No.7446430]

>>7445257
Better than the snes' xbox tier dpad

[Anonymous No.7446445]

>>7444240
Cars have 2 pedals in America so maybe Europeans have 3 feet?

[Anonymous No.7446450]

>>7444646
The fuck, is this real?

[Anonymous No.7446451]

>>7444662
kek

[Anonymous No.7446467]

>>7446445
Probably more to do with brains than feet.

[Anonymous No.7446569]

>>7445256
Nigger control method?

[Anonymous No.7446597]

>>7446273
>yeah i'm writhing in anal pain
I can hear your squeals from here

[Anonymous No.7446656]

>>7445257

It's actually one of the best dpads out there. One guy won a SF tournament using a ps1 controller against guys with fighting sticks. You are also probably one of the retards who think that these are four separate buttons right?

[Anonymous No.7446670]

>>7445398

It's really bad. The dpad feels like $5 walmart controller, the button placement is retarded and the analog sticks are uncomfortable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.7446685]

>>7444240
No but cars with four seats are clearly for people with four asses

[Anonymous No.7446686]

>>7446656
Fucking hell, his thumb must be the same shape as a Phillips head screwdriver.

[Anonymous No.7446698]

>>7446686

It's not that bad, better than most nintendo dpads because in ds edges are actually round while in nintendo controllers they are 90 degrees and sharp.

[Anonymous No.7447293]

>>7444240
The N64 controller has three handles, it was made for 3 handed people. You even needed 3 hands and 4 eyes for the Nintendo 3DS. Nintendo doesn't make consoles for normal humans.

[Anonymous No.7447297]

>>7444240
...yes?
Left foot = gas, right foot = brake. What foot would you use for a third pedal?

[Anonymous No.7447501]

>>7444240
Anon you're meant to work the middle pedal with your dick.

[Anonymous No.7447521]

>>7446597
>>7446273
Get a room faggots

[Anonymous No.7447624]

>>7446698
Can you even call it a pad? Don't know why you're bringing up Nintendo when the Mega Drive Six button was far superior.

[Anonymous No.7447632]

>>7447501
sounds good

[Anonymous No.7447665]

>>7447521
Not a pedo

[Anonymous No.7447767]

>>7445436
Nobody says this. Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.7447768]

>>7445538
>If that were true, then 80% of the board would not make fun of it
90% of the board is zoomer faggots from /v/ who live and breath corporation propaganda.

[Anonymous No.7447772]

>>7445495
Yeah, look at all those successful consoles that used analog sticks before the n64 like uh...

[Anonymous No.7447790]

>>7446569
Obviously, we are still working out the kinks in nigger control

[Anonymous No.7448014]

>>7444240
Genuinely liked it as a kid. Was comfortable to hold and seemed quality. Was way better than the Xbox tiny hands controller and I've never looked the way the ps2 controller was angled when you hold it.

[Anonymous No.7448049]

>>7445106
At last I truly see...

[Anonymous No.7448346]

>>7447624

It might be the only dpad that is superior to dual shock one to be honest. Well apart from Vita but it's not really a controller.

[Anonymous No.7448383]

>>7447768
Fake News. Also the N64 controller has another flaw, the joystick wears out.

[Anonymous No.7448408]

>>7445398
Nah.
>D pad is probably the absolute worst of any console ever made
>no second Z button on left side making multiplats either have control compromises or just motivating companies to not do ports at all
>shoulders feel awful, you can actually hear them scraping against the plastic as you push them down
>controller feels insanely cheap all around with subpar plastic used for everything, and feels too lightweight
>C stick only built for quick flicking, should have just been a second analog stick
>Analog stick has to be the worst build quality I've ever seen, they get worn out incredibly easily, my family destroyed 6 Gamecube controllers that became unusable due to drift

literally the only good thing about the Gamecube controller is the really comfy ergonomic face button layout. I'll go so far as to say it's the worst controller of any console I've owned.

[Anonymous No.7448441]

>>7444240
>3 pedals
>it's a stealth /o/fag thread

manual is for poorfags with old shitboxes

[Anonymous No.7448508]

>>7448383
Yes zoomie, everybody knows this. A little bit of grease and the problem is fixed.

[Anonymous No.7448646]

>not putting the rumble pad on your 11-year-old benis

[Anonymous No.7448735]

>>7444240
The design is unorthodox and inefficient for button access but the center-right grip is really comfy and tactile. Feels really good for games like F-Zero X and Star Fox 64.

[Anonymous No.7450353]

>>7446263

This control scheme isn't even uncommon among modern 3D games.