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What are the worst retro games you own?

>> No.744321

It's a toss up between E.T. and Action 52.

>> No.744331
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<--- this

Runners up:

Realms of Arkania
Lure of the Temptress
Ultima 5

>> No.744346

>>744331
I had the tengen of that. Not too great, but not the worst ever?

>> No.744354

Fatal Labyrinth
Turok 2 (GBC)

>> No.744365

>>744346

If you were as much an Indiana Jones nut as I was at that age, it's the most disappointing thing ever.

>> No.744405

>>744365
Yeah, I can agree with that. It had little resemblance to the movie at all. That was actually my favorite movie of the 3. Loved the heart ripping out.

But yeah, I was just glad to play an Indy game. It was the only one I knew of until the one on PS2

>> No.744417

Earthworm Jim for Game Boy, a horrendous port of a great game.

>> No.744420

I have a couple of really shitty FMV games.

>> No.744432

>>744405
>It was the only one I knew of until the one on PS2

YOU MISSED OUT ON THE LUCASARTS ONES?

Go play Fate of Atlantis.

You can skip the earlier Last Crusade pointanclick though; it's full of bullshit stealth and mandatory fighting, which would've been OK if the fighting mechanics were done well -- they weren't.

>> No.744482

>>744321
>E.T.
You need to get yourself some Froggo games and reconsider.

Though really I don't think you've actually played it.

>> No.744523

nes strider

>> No.744585

Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (NES)
Uniracers (SNES, Yeah I know, some like it, but not me)
Taz-Mania (GEN)
Conker's Pocket Tales (GBC)

>> No.744742

>>744482
are you the same dude in the E.T. thread a few days ago saying no one there played it either? Dude, its a shitty game that a guy made in 6 weeks.

>> No.744751

>>744585
uniracers was totally fucking badass

>> No.744768

>>744742
I'm an ET proponent, but I doubt that was me.

>its a shitty game that a guy made in 6 weeks.
And there are shittier games that took longer to develop, on the 2600 if not any console.

>> No.744821

>>744523
Aw hell no!

>> No.744957

Bubsy 3D!

>> No.745218

Bubsy 2

>> No.745234
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745234

Probably this. The skating part is just meh, but the surfing part is unplayable.

>> No.746440

Huh. Thread's still up.

>>744482
I played it and didn't like it. I didn't think it was absolute shit or anything, but I've enjoyed my other games more. Although now that I remember, I'd add NCAA Basketball for the SNES to the list of games its a toss-up between.

>> No.746463
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746463

All of these:
Spelunker (cool LED light on the cart, tho)
Takeshi no Chousenjou
Atlantis no Nazo
Super Monkey Daibouken

Can't help it, I just love collecting 'kusoge'. They're all so strangely endearing.

>> No.746472

>>745234

This fucking game. One of the first I sold off along with Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle when we had a garage sale. Got about $30-35 bucks for both in 1990-91. Wrote an article about it.

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge14.htm#surfdesign

>> No.746483

>>746472
>http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge14.htm#surfdesign
There was a Fright Night game ?!

>> No.747363

>>744523
Fuck you man fuck you, this is one of the games i loved the most.
Though i gotta say its one of those games that should have had another name.

>> No.747589

>>744768
I had E.T. when I was a kid, and I played it a lot. I was pretty good at it, and I actually really liked it at the time. Then Seanbaby and every other lolfag on the internet made it cool to hate on it.

Now, 2600 Pac-Man? That's some epic crap.

>> No.747605

Tiger Heli, the worst Toaplan shooter of all time
Taz Mania for SNES

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>>744405
You never played the SNES game, man? It features the whole original trilogy.

It's seriously the best one out there, and it's hard as hell to boot. I remember renting it back in the day.