/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7439021]

ballistics

[Anonymous No.7439030]

>>7439021
I wonder if the remake will make her flat. Then again considering the tall woman from 8...

[Anonymous No.7439040]

monke face

[Anonymous No.7439045]

same VA as sandy from spongebob

[Anonymous No.7439061]

>>7439030
The remake ain't retro so who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.7439065]

>>7439030
Depends how much input they get from the Ethics Department

[Anonymous No.7439075]

>>7439030
I hope the remake is 100% identical except everything after the village is DLC and you unlock an achievement every 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.7439170]

>>7439075
Same, this sounds A MAY ZEN

[Anonymous No.7439189]

>>7439021
What kind of Umbrella virus did that to her ears?

[Anonymous No.7439228]

>>7439075

[Anonymous No.7439497]

>>7439075
>remakes
>identical
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.7439548]

>>7439030

It'll give her an ugly-despite-being-pretty face, regardless of what it does to her boobs. Look what has happened to poor Jill in RE3.

I mean Ashley already looks a little weird, but she's pretty enough. They won't keep her that way.

[Anonymous No.7439781]

>>7439548
Yeah they'll take a pretty model, like the one they used for Claire and turn it into a goblin.

[Anonymous No.7439915]

>>7439021

[Anonymous No.7440585]

>>7439075
>I hope it sucks
I don't understand this mindset.

[Anonymous No.7440604]

>>7439045
>Just heard Sandy yelling, "Leon!"
>Just heard Ashley saying, "Ka-ra-te!"
I really like Resident Evil 4, I just hate that my accuracy is shit and I tard out at QTE's.

[Anonymous No.7440612]

>>7440585
Tis verbal irony, anon.

[Anonymous No.7440617]

>>7440585
It's when you've given up on anything new being good so you just hope for whatever would be funny.

[Anonymous No.7440623]

>>7440604
maybe the wii version can help you with the aim

[Anonymous No.7440650]

>>7440604
Try the Red 9 pistol with the stock, it's much easier to aim with.

[Anonymous No.7440668]

>>7440617

[Anonymous No.7440678]

>>7439021
Imagine pissing your life away with games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odp0vkk7Hbk

[Anonymous No.7440684]

>>7440668
You'll take the clownpill some day, just you wait.

[Anonymous No.7440717]

>>7440623
Actually, the only time I got through the whole game without too much headache was with the Wii version. It feels like cheating a bit. I also prefer the original balance of the Gamecube version.
>>7440650
I think I really need to sit down with the game and do tons of challenge runs with it. I can't stop watching speedruns.

[Anonymous No.7440723]

>>7439075
oh look it's another shit-eating retard that thinks the easiest, least interesting part of the game is good because he got filtered in the later stages. village is good but this game just gets better and better with every act. fuck you.

[Anonymous No.7440786]

>>7440585
If you assume everything is going to be shit you will never be disappointed, you'll either experience smug satisfaction or be pleasantly surprised.

[Anonymous No.7440991]

[Anonymous No.7441180]

>>7440717

What you need to do is to shoot them in the face and then kick them. That is the best and only strategy in Resident Evil 4. If you are a good shot you use whatever weak pistol you have to peck some zombo in the face and then you kick that zombo and laugh while everything else tries to hurt you and fails because every attack is small-time next to Leon's kick and even the very universe knows this. If you are not a good shot then, I don't know, maybe use the TMP? Or heck you can use the knife even. Leon's foot doesn't mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRqdSiB9usc

[Anonymous No.7441413]

>>7441180
The TMP can be used for spraying and praying, but fact is that it's also very accurate with the stock attached, combine with the big magazine and ammo drops being more generous, and you've got something that's not bad. It doesn't have too high damage per shot, but scoring headshots at a medium distance is really easy, and if you fire just single aimed shots or very short bursts, a loaded magazine can really last you a while.

A lot of people gloss over the TMP but it's genuinely good.

[Anonymous No.7441417]

>>7440786
You can expect something to be good and still not care if it sucks.

[Anonymous No.7441426]

>>7439021

I sorta like how she is a kind of pretty teenager but they made her face kind frumpy and give her big dumbo ears. She's actually very realistic and grounded that way. You can find a lot of rich girls who look like that. Nice big fat tits, but they're too young for you and you'll get in a lot of trouble from her rich daddy.

A lot of modern games make man-face girls rahter than making flawed but pretty. Heather from Silent Hill is another example.

[Anonymous No.7441693]

>>7439040
This is japanese devs struggling hard to make a character more related to the amerimutt market. They copied that face from a hollywood actress

[Anonymous No.7441735]

>>7441426
>they're too young for

[Anonymous No.7441756]

>>7441426
Heather was so realistic that almost any average girl can cosplay as her

[Anonymous No.7441760]

>>7441756
>here's your Heather bro

[Anonymous No.7442218]

>>7441426
>kind of pretty teenager
But she's 20 years old, she's an adult.

[Anonymous No.7442286]

>>7441413
If anything the TMP is praised by everyone. It's good as both a bread and butter pistol substitute and also a boss killer, just not both in the same play unless you are incredibly stingy.

[Anonymous No.7442662]

>>7442286
>If anything the TMP is praised by everyone.
I've seen a lot of people over the years say it's not worth it or not necessary, or that the stock makes no difference (which is false).

>just not both in the same play unless you are incredibly stingy
The TMP ammo will spawn whether I have it or not, right? Might as well make use of it, the more you upgrade the capacity, the more ammo you find can be stored in its magical quantum magazine, and I never turn down usable ammo.

[Anonymous No.7442814]

>>7440585
Sexually frustrated losers

[Anonymous No.7443390]

>>7439021
He was talking about her ears

[Anonymous No.7443623]

>>7442814
sexually anustrated niggers
go back reddit

[Anonymous No.7443692]

>>7439021
Thank you for confirming my theory that all RE4 fans are Virgincels.

[Anonymous No.7443735]

>>7443692
wow you're sure fucking smart piece of shit

[Anonymous No.7443748]

>>7440723
Village: 8.5
Castle: 9
Island: 7

You are right that castle and village are good, but the island is definitely worse than both.

[Anonymous No.7443760]

>>7440723
all stages are the same

[Anonymous No.7444051]

>>7443735
>getting triggered
Awww, did I hurt your feelings anon? lol

[Anonymous No.7444059]

>>7439021
I hate the mods of this board so much

[Anonymous No.7444304]

>>7444059
There's no board specific mods, you fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.7446112]

Now post her tummy pics

[Anonymous No.7446148]

>>7439021
Is the gamecube version harder? I always played the ports on newer consoles but the gamecube version is kicking my ass, maybe it's because the control stick is a little wobbly?

[Anonymous No.7446157]

>>7441426
Heather is such a cutie. It feels like game dev's don't make vidya girls like those, simple yet cute...maybe it was just for the 6th generation idk.

[Anonymous No.7446383]

>>7446148
American release? Yes, actually. The game was rebalanced for Europe and these changes remained for all future ports.

[Anonymous No.7447186]

>>7446157
Iirc the women designers made her look cuter. Shewas too tomboyish for them

[Anonymous No.7447407]

>>7446148
the newer ports also runs at 60fps, could be that too

[Anonymous No.7447604]

>>7447407
60fps actually makes the game harder as enemies are more aggressive and QTEs are far more strict requiring twice as many button presses to achieve the same effect. The only advantage the player will have playing in 60fps (other than smoothness) is the incendiary grenades will do more damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wiq5StTKwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWNgxjYSw9g

[Anonymous No.7447726]

>>7446157

It's a Japanese game devs trying to make more grounded realistic designs but they still manage to add a bit of cute. Modern western devs just make them ugly manfaces. There's a more older idea that there should always be some beauty and elegance to something that is only seen in Japanese devs now.

>>7442218

She is very clearly written as a high schooler and they bumped up her age officially to avoid any controversy.

[Anonymous No.7447831]

>>7439030
There's a few spots in game where you "upskirt" her with the sniper scope. Ashley will yell at you and call you a pervert. Capcom devs dgaf

[Anonymous No.7448334]

>>7447604
this is some high quality jap autism. Reminds me a bit of when KH1 got ported to the PS4 (which was the first ever version at 60fps) and because of the increased framerate the speed of the attacks of bosses increased too until it got patched

[Anonymous No.7448642]

>>7447831
that was 16 years ago through....

[Anonymous No.7448943]

>>7447726
>Modern western devs just make their women with ugly manfaces
While japanese devs make their men with pretty womanfaces

[Anonymous No.7449065]

>>7448943
I would honestly prefer to fuck a male character straight from Final Fantasy than a woman looking like >>>/v/545373913

[Anonymous No.7449070]

>>7449065
This

[Anonymous No.7449490]

>>7440678
I fucking love Target Terror.

[Anonymous No.7449503]

>>7449070
Aww what the FUCK is that?! I only heard about the remake but THAT'S what it's going to look like?

[Anonymous No.7449541]

>>7448642

Today, the fans step in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6AQL8woPFw

She may have the face of the guy from the Quiet Man, but that moddable bosom can't be held back.

For the more discerning player, even better options are available: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDlzcvgu-Zk

So, there are pluses and minuses.

[Anonymous No.7449546]

>>7449070
That's not a trap, that's an ambush.

[Anonymous No.7450178]

>>7449070
... Oh

[Anonymous No.7450249]

>>7449546
It's a fucking siege.

[Anonymous No.7450632]

>>7449070
That straight up looks like a man dressing up as a woman.

[Anonymous No.7450650]

>>7439030
big titted amazon from 8 gives me hope they'll keep Ashley's tits intact, either way the mods will fix it.
I still think this game doesn't need a remake, specially if they're going to change the gameplay into something like the remake 2 and 3, re4's gameplay is perfect and incredibly addicting, "improving it" will just make it into another generic tps, 90% of the fun is the controls and leon's movement. all they should do is improve the graphics and that's it, nothing else gets altered.

[Anonymous No.7450652]

>>7449546
>>7450249
highly underrated

[Anonymous No.7450695]

>>7449070
>it makes sense that she looks ugly
>she's just older, she looks fine, shut up, incel
>women don't look like your animu coomer bait
>tell me how i know you've never left your house
>women don't look like your fantasy barbie dolls
>have you even seen a woman? go outside
>this is how female warriors actually looked like back then, I was there, in the fantasy world of diablo 2 resurrected.

>meanwhile irl
>big tits, big toned ass, thick thighs, cute faces, feminine figure even with all the muscles.

[Anonymous No.7451339]

>>7450695
>big tits
Those are small, sorry, the rest is a solid 10. If you want a busty muscular girl, you have Brye Anne Rusillo.

[Anonymous No.7451394]

[Anonymous No.7451452]

>>7451339
My bad, meant in general but yeah, also she cute too, thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.7451602]

>>7451339
She's not the most gorgeous in the world, but she clearly is a woman, unlike the nuAmazon, who looks like a man dressed as a woman.
The example still works.

[Anonymous No.7451609]

>>7449070
What is that?

[Anonymous No.7451638]

>>7450695

Agreed, but for me the case is much simpler: She's a warrior so yeah maybe she'll look mean, maybe she'll be dirty, maybe she'll have damaged, worn-looking skin, probably she won't have gigantic boobs (especially since she's very much into archery presumably), she might well have a plain or ugly face, and she probably isn't going to wear any pretty makeup... BUT there is no reason to expect that she'd have that great manly crag of a jaw. A real, powerful, well-used body that is selected and developed for maximal functionality and not at all for beauty will still have a female skull on it, if it's a female body. The Amazon tribes or whatever in the Diablo setting didn't inject testosterone in their youth... probably. I mean it's a magical setting so anything's possible, but I really think they didn't do that. If they did that then I'd hope this one would have gotten thicker arms than that.

Just shrink and reshape the jaw a bit and bam she's a lady.

[Anonymous No.7451651]

>>7451638
Yeah, I could begrudgingly tolerate Amazon being just an ugly woman, but this is not a woman.

[Anonymous No.7451712]

>>7449070
Awwww what the fuck is that?!

[Anonymous No.7451730]

>>7451651

And you wouldn't even have to play around with the face in that image very much to make it pretty. It's a handsome face, really. It just needs a few sliders tweaked in the character creator, so to speak.

If I (a man) could magically trade my face for that face, I'd probably do it. The only thing severely wrong with it is the nasty glower, which of course is trivial to fix - like, just smile, you dirty-haired boobman. Give me a few minutes with that face and any decent set of facial sliders from whatever game and I bet I'll have a pretty (albeit tough-looking) lady at the end, no problem.

[Anonymous No.7453063]

>>7451339
I would rather the toned butt and small firm tits from the girl above than this girl with ugly ass and fat tits. At some point these big tits drop anyway
>>7450695
Do you have her instagram?

[Anonymous No.7453149]

>>7453063
still, the point was that muscular with big natural tits is perfectly real. So a woman looking like Helena Harper or Ivy Valentine is not unrealistic at all

[Anonymous No.7453159]

>>7453149
RE6 was bullshit, but man, I want to do illegal things to Helena Harper.

[Anonymous No.7453379]

>>7451394
Why won't he put the milk inside?

[Anonymous No.7453502]

>>7453149
I hate that so much, i've traced Ivy's body of her art and it's actually well proportioned, nothing out of the realm of possibility, there's more cartoony, ridiculous and 'unrealistic' looking women irl than her.
I also dislike when people complain about ridiculous costumes in made up worlds like Ivy's when you see people wear just as ridiculous stuff irl.

[Anonymous No.7453517]

They should make a game with Rebecca and Ashley, like a side game like revelations, but with the old school RE camera and tank controls, AND Item Boxes
>>7439040
She has that Emma Stone face

[Anonymous No.7453864]

>>7453502
>ridiculous costumes in made up worlds like Ivy's when you see people wear just as ridiculous stuff irl.

[Anonymous No.7454197]

>>7450695
Those arms and legs don't look toned, the ass has implants and the face isn't cute
You are right about the feminine figure though, that is a woman without a doubt, but not an attractive one

[Anonymous No.7454249]

>>7439045
That's nothing, Krauser is captain qwark and Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome the same Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula on ice

[Anonymous No.7455391]

>>7454249
based

[Anonymous No.7455434]

>>7453864
>nigger sephiroth

[Anonymous No.7455486]

>>7453864
Ichiban?

[Anonymous No.7456158]

>>7446383
This had to be the dumbest balancing ever. They made the wepons that were already strong even stronger and ignored the weak ones.

[Anonymous No.7456626]

>>7439030
was ashley actually stacked though? she seemed pretty average compared to ada.

[Anonymous No.7456785]

>>7456626
nigga the ballistics are right on the OP's pic, wtf

[Anonymous No.7456824]

>>7454249
Krauser wants to return home after that cursed slipgate

[Anonymous No.7456847]

>>7456785
i mean compared to other RE girls anon...

[Anonymous No.7456850]

>>7456847
oh

[Anonymous No.7457835]

>>7456626
ada looks more flat

[Anonymous No.7458421]

>>7453864
What jarpong vilains are they cosplaying?

[Anonymous No.7458427]

>>7453864
Is that an albino nigger or just an exceptionally ugly normal guy?

[Anonymous No.7458585]

>>7458427
Albino 100%. I honestly see more albino nogs now than I do natural blonde whites.

[Anonymous No.7459107]

>>7453864

[Anonymous No.7459793]

>>7458421
The middle right one is rocking a ghetto Sephiroth getup

[Anonymous No.7461172]

>>7453502

[Anonymous No.7461901]

>click on RE thread
>get /fa/ bullshit

[Anonymous No.7461968]

>>7461172
I'm not sure why but this is incredibly amusing to me.

[Anonymous No.7462603]

>>7461968
yes

[Anonymous No.7463069]

>>7461968
Rebecca is so fucking tired of Marcus's bullshit

[Anonymous No.7463454]

I hope they include her nude outfit.

[Anonymous No.7463460]

>>7463454
In the remake, I meant.

[Anonymous No.7463550]

>>7463454
>>7463460
nice one showing the front would be cool

[Anonymous No.7463559]

>>7461172
Jill: 9
Rebecca: 8
Ashley: 5.5

[Anonymous No.7463693]

>>7449070
I'm scared, wtf is this from?

[Anonymous No.7463953]

>>7461901
There are only 3 types of RE threads and this is the rarest.

[Anonymous No.7463970]

>>7463953
You now realize Leon rejected her because he was out of her league.
Him
>nice jaw
>nice face
>built
>smart
>employed
>desirable
>strong moral center
Her
>whiny
>dependent
>dumbo ears
>wonky eyes
>too wide of a mouth
>slutty

[Anonymous No.7466023]

>>7463970

Another factor is that Leon was in mourning at this point. He'd just had to kill a close friend. He was only barely beginning to come to terms with the fact that he might never again experience such easy, casual intimacy as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHChmYcpdd4

He needed comfort, not ballistics.

[Anonymous No.7466109]

>>7466023
>He needed comfort, not ballistics.
Yeah, he needs his handcannon be comforted with her ballistics, kek

[Anonymous No.7466162]

>>7439021
>>7439040
she cute

[Anonymous No.7466168]

>>7453864
>so what's your look?
>remember the third angel, sachiel?
>say no more

[Anonymous No.7466169]

>>7461172

[Anonymous No.7466189]

>>7463460
that is a very cute butte

[Anonymous No.7466340]

>>7466109

Not hers, necessarily. Lots of people have... ballistics. People like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmHNGzdpUZw

[Anonymous No.7466372]

>>7459107
>pic
Man, it's been forever since I've seen that.

[Anonymous No.7466472]

>>7466023
>Leon was in mourning at this point. He'd just had to kill a close friend
Mike? he was a true bro

[Anonymous No.7466521]

>>7463970
Sincerely, Leon is the best jap-designed character from all media, I could turn gay if he was real #nohomo. Delicate but not too feminine, say like, Cloud. Also not too exaggerated as one can see in recent animus

[Anonymous No.7466540]

>>7466521
He's one of the most well-designed characters period. He's strong and confident while also gentle and approachable. You never have any doubt that this guy knows what he's doing or if he'll succeed -- he exudes pure masculinity without being so overtly aggressive or muscled as to appear compensating for something. He is the quintessential Chad.

[Anonymous No.7466670]

>>7447604
>QTEs are far more strict requiring twice as many button presses to achieve the same effect
That only happens twice; at the end of the minecart ride and when the huge Salazaar statue chases you. I've no idea why Capcom optimized the whole game but left those two wacky.

Also doesn't help that you can only change the framerate from the titlescreen.

[Anonymous No.7466681]

>>7466540
Yeah, unlike his offspring (Dante), he's gentle but so badass, girls want him and guys want to be him. Truely the ultimate Chad.

[Anonymous No.7466723]

>>7439021
>Now then lesson one >>7439021

[Anonymous No.7466741]

>>7439021
>2005 videogame
>Retro Game
What?

[Anonymous No.7466742]

>>7466670
When you're running from the bolder you run noticeably slower with 60fps. Also if you choose to use the knife slashes on the giant's parasite you cut way slower.

[Anonymous No.7466890]

>>7466741
Your old, 2005 was almost 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.7466919]

>>7439030
Has there been any confirmation that 4make is even in development?

[Anonymous No.7466920]

>>7466919
God I hope not

[Anonymous No.7466928]

>>7466919
Go back to /v/ if you want to speculate about new releases

[Anonymous No.7467568]

>>7466670
nip

[Anonymous No.7467683]

>>7439021
It hasn't been the same since I found out it's the same voice actress as Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob.

[Anonymous No.7467712]

>>7441756
That's a man, man.

[Anonymous No.7467714]

>>7443748
Village: 10
Castle: 3
Island: 4.5

[Anonymous No.7467732]

>>7466741
Time keeps going Anon, let it go. It's old

[Anonymous No.7469065]

>>7466919

[Anonymous No.7469816]

Anyone here got the chainsaw controller?

[Anonymous No.7469847]

>>7469816
I wonder what the point of that thing was? It's not a motion controller or anything, and you don't use a chainsaw in the game either. I vaguely recall hearing that it's actually kinda decent, even if bulky and awkward.

[Anonymous No.7469870]

>>7449070
Oh shit white Rupaul

[Anonymous No.7470241]

>>7469847
Really? I heard the opposite, it was almost as awful as Yuna's pistol controllers

[Anonymous No.7470494]

>>7439021

i love looking up her skirt because im a pervert and she tells me, leon you pervert, my names not leon though, its barry and i have a magnum in my pants and jill is making me a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.7470498]

>>7461172

>50mg
>100mg
>250mg
>500mg

[Anonymous No.7470870]

>>7469847
>I wonder what the point of that thing was?
selling shit

[Anonymous No.7470972]

>>7470494

[Anonymous No.7471613]

>>7440585
>I want a remake
I don't understand this mindset.

[Anonymous No.7471623]

>>7471613
I don't see the point of remaking RE4 either, it's pretty much perfect for the kind of game that it is, not just in gameplay but also in aesthetics.

That said, I don't see the point either in looking forward to something being bad, though the chances are very low, I think it would be cool if the remake was actually good. Looking at original Resident Evil versus REmake, there we have a remake which is actually really good, so it has happened before. Haven't played RE2make or RE3make yet, so I don't know what they're like.

[Anonymous No.7472108]

>>7471623

Yeah I would just want a few changes in RE4:
1) Some better English-language voice actors. Ashley is good, Leon is perfect, but some of the other central characters (Luis, Saddler, Salazar) are a tad bit cheesier than I like.
2) A better ending for Saddler. I also had this problem (but even more strongly) in RE5. This series builds up villains who have intelligence, authority, great wealth, and sinister political connections to other powers... and then eventually has them turn into giant monsters that can smash things and that have weak spots the hero can expose by shooting the other, lesser weak spots. It's lame. That fight is fine but I want Saddler to be smarter than that; he should have a better plan.
3) More maps and characters in Mercenaries mode. There are plenty already and RE5 provides even more, but it's never enough. There can never be enough Mercenaries.

[Anonymous No.7473402]

>>7472108
>Some better English-language voice actors.
well you are in luck cause capcom changes their VAs with every game

[Anonymous No.7474775]

>>7472108
I want the Spanish be actually from Spain, not Mexicans trying to sound Spanish. It sounds so hilariously off. And this comes from a Spanish native.

[Anonymous No.7474930]

>>7471623
>it's pretty much perfect for the kind of game that it is, not just in gameplay but also in aesthetics.
just needs more lighting doodads to bring it up to modern standards

[Anonymous No.7475380]

>>7474930
A meme gayer and more annoying than AVGN Mighty Wings. Could you perhaps combine the two to be the biggest cocksucker of all time?

[Anonymous No.7475385]

>>7475380
it's not a meme. RE4's influence is a crime against videogames.

[Anonymous No.7475406]

>>7475385
Now THAT's what I call schizposting. It's such a crime and the mechanic works so poorly that it was copied for decades after, right? Not like it was an important step in 3rd person shooter evolution, right, you fucking weirdo?

[Anonymous No.7475415]

>>7475385
Bad trends tend to die because no one likes them. See: FMV games. People like that style of 3rd person shooting. Play pre 2004 games if you're so butthurt, queer.

[Anonymous No.7475973]

>>7473402

No that's no good. They can't change my Leon. Even re-recording his lines is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.7476771]

>>7475973
Paul Mercier has retired tho...

[Anonymous No.7476961]

>>7476771

The recordings haven't retired, anon. We're in a thread of conversation about how the game is already pretty much good enough and doesn't need to be remade. I just want a few small things tweaked; Leon, like most other aspects of the game, can stay exactly the same.

The merchant is fine too. (I think I found in my Googlings that he was also voiced by Paul Mercier?)

[Anonymous No.7477117]

>>7476961
Why would you assume that they would stop at just a few tweaks? They'll get new voice actors and everything.

[Anonymous No.7477159]

>>7477117

Because they're doing it in my magical fantasy where everything I want happens and things I don't want don't happen. Back to the topic of the thread: This means they MIGHT also increase the size of Ashley's breasts just a little bit.

[Anonymous No.7477329]

>>7477159
>This means they MIGHT also increase the size of Ashley's breasts just a little bit.
Y e s. Also, yeah, Paul Mercier also voiced the Merchant. Imho, if Capcom goes the Yakuza kiwami route (New engine and graphics but everything else the same), I'd be happy. Ballistics included

[Anonymous No.7477669]

>>7439021
Wii version is the best version

[Anonymous No.7477874]

>>7477669
It seems like that version makes the aiming way too easy.

[Anonymous No.7478150]

>>7472108
Saddler was outright retarded completely, Ashley would have certainly gotten some sort of medical check up upon returning to the US so the plaga would have been discovered for sure, and his backup plan was even dumber which was to invade the US with only his small cult that technologically was stuck in the medieval era aboard a single battleship. What you are asking for is a different character entirely.

Wesker wanted to infect the whole world, his plan would not necessarily have been hindered by being a goop monster. The real hindrances would be that even if he did kill Chris he still would have been stuck in a volcano, his equipment and henchmen would have been seized/killed by the BSAA, and since Excella's dead he no longer has a means of acquiring Tricell assets to resume his work.

[Anonymous No.7478832]

>>7478150

Man whatever, there's still room to squeeze in a scene or three where he cleverly sets up Leon's defeat somehow or other and then you have to pass a few little puzzles/minibosses/QTE gauntlets to survive and reach him despite his tricks... and only THEN, having been cornered without further resources, would he turn into a giant smashybeast. Or something else along those lines. It doesn't have to make perfect sense, it just has to semi-convincingly advertise that it is avoiding the bland mastermind-gives-up-everything-to-become-clumsy-smashybeast formula. They had you running from a giant stone-plated Salazar robot earlier in the game, of course the story isn't going to make total sense. I just want all the ugliest seams hidden.

[Anonymous No.7478849]

>>7478150
>>7478832
every RE game would be better with no cutscenes and no supervillains with evil plans to take over the world

[Anonymous No.7479201]

>>7478150
>Saddler was outright retarded completely, Ashley would have certainly gotten some sort of medical check up upon returning to the US so the plaga would have been discovered for sure, and his backup plan was even dumber which was to invade the US with only his small cult that technologically was stuck in the medieval era aboard a single battleship.
Can you imagine that dinky little rusted out destroyer getting fucking flattened by a single anti-ship missile after it bumps into the US navy? This is vaguely on par with Operation Red Dog, only they don't even have any firearms beyond the couple of guns mounted on their ship, and they wouldn't even make it into port.

I always thought that whole plan was extremely funny for how bizarre and poor it was, and it's things like that which makes me look at Resident Evil 4 as more of an Army Of Darkness style entry to the series, where shit just goes off the walls to the point that it's actually kind of goofy, and I mean that in a wonderful way.

[Anonymous No.7479204]

>>7478849
Fuck you, I love the schlock.

[Anonymous No.7479651]

>>7478849

The story is great when it's fun though. I played RE1, 4, and 0 (all on GameCube) and RE5. RE1 (GC) had an awesome atmosphere, fun characters, and genuine horror - even though it was also a bit funny and on some level highly silly. I liked that a lot. RE4 had good atmosphere and hilarious characters, but it was still serious enough to be cool. Those two games rode the line between dreary, overserious nonsense and annoying, overly campy nonsense. I wanted to suspend disbelief, and I tried to, and it worked.

RE0 was more dreary and RE5 still more dreary than that. I find Leon and Ashley funny, charming, and cool but I can't remember anything about the personalities of Chris, Sheva, Rebecca, or Billy. In those games I was just solving puzzles and fighting monsters, which is fine but the lack of a fun, cool, superficially engaging story severely limits the strength of the games.

Except in RE5 Mercenaries mode. Mercenaries mode is always awesome.

[Anonymous No.7479712]

>>7479651
>I can't remember anything about the personalities of Chris
>Give me an egg
>HURRY HURRY HURRY
>WE ARE PARTNERS
>boulder punching
that's all i remember. Still was fun to play

[Anonymous No.7479757]

>>7439021
Good think that resident evil 4 was made like 15 years ago. In the present day it would have never been tolared because we are in times of "political correct".

[Anonymous No.7479835]

>>7467568
cracka

[Anonymous No.7480498]

>>7456824
HUH
HUH
HUH

[Anonymous No.7480514]

>>7478849
I LOVE the conspiracy plots that went on behind the scenes in RE1-5. The whole plot of Umbrella being this megacorp with tons of international influence while secretly having an evil plan was so interesting. The other aspects of that plot with the US government having a role in Umbrella's work and its attempt to cover up involvement, along with the rival company trying to take Umbrella's place in the world made RE's world so cool.

I wish they had leaned more in that after RE3, but instead they went into the bad anime soap opera stuff while the conspiracies were kept in the background. I have always appreciated RE5 for bringing that stuff back with Tricell being a huge megacorp that purposely destabilizes developing countries for their own benefit while also funding the BSAA to put on an altruistic façade.

[Anonymous No.7480568]

>>7479201
RE4 was the first in the series that had Mikami in charge of its story, in previous games it was other people who were in charge of the plots and lore of the RE universe. Mikami originally wanted RE to have no story whatsoever. So when Capcom was tired of RE4's long development times and put him in total control of RE4, Mikami came up with a totally random story that existed simply to facilitate gameplay and actiony set-pieces

[Anonymous No.7481496]

>>7480568
Wait, really?

[Anonymous No.7481505]

>>7480568
I have no other word but "based"

[Anonymous No.7481531]

RE4 generates so much anal pain because it destroyed the series' previous conventions while simultaneously becoming one of the best games ever made. It's almost like it said, "I don't need you" to everything that made the original games good and did something even better anyway. The kisless virgin autists who yearned for another classic RE game were sorely disappointed in this totem to machismo and unadulterated fun, while god-tier Chads gravitated to it en masse and spread the game's influence through all channels of creation. You can say what you want about the game's impact on the industry, but taken on its own merits, RE4 is the most butthurt-inducing game ever made.

[Anonymous No.7481653]

>>7481496
Yes. Also when he was pressured by Capcom to come up with a story for RE1 he decided on a story that was about cyborgs fighting actual ghosts in a haunted mansion. This piece of concept art preserves some of those early ideas.

Shortly after, a man named Kenichi Iwao was brought on the project to become the game's writer. He thought that Mikami's story was unfitting for a horror game so he came up the RE1 story we now know as well as creating much of the RE universe. Iwao and Mikami often clashed because Mikami didn't like how much influence Iwao was having over RE1's development.

[Anonymous No.7481754]

>>7456158
Blacktail absolutely needed the upgrade and the semi auto was broken as all fuck, sadly they didn't fix the shotgun's pitiful range nor the punisher's everything.

[Anonymous No.7481769]

>>7481754
The blacktail was fine in vanilla especially with the red9 also not having a totally unwarranted buff. You trade some raw power for superior handling and taking up less inventory space.

[Anonymous No.7481779]

>>7479757
true

[Anonymous No.7481780]

>>7451609
A biological male

[Anonymous No.7482710]

>>7439021
Me gusta las balisticas. I think Ashley Graham is very cute, and inspires me to try it out soon. How far along is the mod from the guy in Spain redoing the textures?

https://youtu.be/yr9pBbMGrSQ

[Anonymous No.7483538]

>>7482710
he's finished everything but mercenaries and Ada's story mode so he's almost there

[Anonymous No.7483917]

God I can not explain how fuckin cute her big dumbo ears, impish face and freako eyes are. Weird looking girls are KINO and I will take them all for myself tyvm. Give me all of the no-chin having, big nose, big eared girls out there. as long as they're white

[Anonymous No.7484029]

>>7466742
>if you choose to use the knife slashes on the giant's parasite

There's a choice? I thought you had to do it that way. What's the alternative?

[Anonymous No.7484079]

>>7484029
you can shoot it without climbing.
using a rocket launcher is the superior choice.

[Anonymous No.7484095]

>>7484079
Fuck, that was one of my least favorite parts of the game and of course I find out it wasn't even necessary only after I already replayed the thing like ten times.

My own goddamn fault for mindlessly following button prompts, I guess.

[Anonymous No.7484104]

>>7484029
>>7484079
>>7484095
I think I saw a no-merchant speed run where the guy damaged the first giant until its parasite appeared, then tossed a grenade at a wall so that it would bounce and kill the parasite. Neat shit.
>>7483917
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.7484106]

>>7439170
tyler is that you

[Anonymous No.7484368]

>>7484029
A couple of .45 Magnum shots usually does wonders.

[Anonymous No.7484415]

>playing ps4 version
>sometimes when I go to aim I'll suddenly be pointed way off to the side of what I was trying to hit

am I losing my mind? I've played this game a dozen times across gamecube/ps2/steam and I don't remember this ever being a thing, its really fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.7484456]

>>7484415
Maybe your controller is worn out? I remember my first PS3 controller would after many years of playing, begin to slightly drift its left stick to the right, so it was constantly giving that input, as if you were slightly tilting it.

[Anonymous No.7484874]

>>7484415
your controller is busted

[Anonymous No.7486084]

>>7484029
>>7484079
you can even combine them for more damage, do a fewshots firsts and then knife so it can be over sooner