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7415376 No.7415376 [Reply] [Original]

Why did the Sega Master System have that stupid red diagram on it? It doesn't even make any sense.

>> No.7415408

>>7415376
>Sega Master System
You mean sega system

>> No.7415425

>>7415408
I bet your mother tells all her friends how funny you are

>> No.7415584

>>7415408
Why so triggered over the word "Master"? Are you a social justice incel?

>> No.7415608

Design-wise, it looks miles better than the first generations of the PC Engine, Famicom, and NES.

>> No.7415786 [SPOILER] 
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7415786

>>7415408
>i find the word 'master' to be problematic

>> No.7415924

>>7415376
To show you that the controllers connect by a wire between the console and the TV system

>> No.7416253

I feel sorry for australia-kun, he failed as a meme creator entrepeneur.
Of course he failed at more important things in life as well but imagine even failing as a shitposter on a small board.

>> No.7416336

>>7416253
Nah, Wayne's memes are based.

>> No.7416364

>>7416336
Hi, australia. Sad existence, the one you lead.

>> No.7416575

>>7416364
>Hi, australia. Sad existence, the one you lead.
lol the one you lead

>> No.7416641

>>7416575
lol based!

>> No.7416905
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7416905

>>7415408

>> No.7416924

>>7416575
I feel sorry for your family.

>> No.7416931

Because it's aesthetically cool as all fuck

>> No.7416950

>>7416905
Hi, neophyte. Welcome to /vr/, home to zoomers, stale memes, and oldfag wannabes.

>> No.7416953

>>7415376
It looked like the fucking future back in the day, shut up.

>> No.7416995
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7416995

>>7416905

>> No.7416997

This board has been shit for years with the schizos that spend their whole life here, but the rule change was the final nail in the coffin.
All the effortposters left for good.

>> No.7417042
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7417042

>>7416995
why do people call it the sega system when it was called the

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7417130

>>7417042

>> No.7417393

>>7416953
Right? The diagram evokes a bit of late 80's science-fiction "glowing panel future tech" aesthetic.

>> No.7417513

>>7416905
this is just a glitch in the promo material though, in reality it was the sega super system

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7417521

>>7416905

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7417524

>>7417042
Guys I think this is the return of Can-

>> No.7417526

Rec me some good actual exclusives, not weird ports

>> No.7417552

>>7417526
Alex the Kid in Miracle World

>> No.7417685
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7417685

>>7415408
even after years of forcing this meme it's still not funny

>> No.7417689
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7417689

>>7417685
Did you know the Sega Genesis was actually called the ASS ASSASS?

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7417692

>>7417689

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7417715

>>7415376

>> No.7419081
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7419081

>>7415408
gets triggered by the word master, sees the master system actually like pic related

>> No.7419113

>>7417685
With all the (you)s he's getting from witless fools taking the bait, I'd say it's pretty damn funny.

>> No.7419124

>>7415376
It's all part of the 80s HiFi aesthetics, you philistine!

>> No.7419130

>>7416950
I'm 38 years old, been on /vr/ since day one and on 4chan since 2005 my guy. I've always called it a master system but admittedly I didnt grow up with one. I've had mine since about 2006 though.

>> No.7419151

>>7415408
https://youtu.be/7lJw3MlaUmo

>> No.7419189
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7419189

>>7419081
this triggers me

>no systemic racism or lethal police force button

and its black. the japanese version was at least gloriously white

>> No.7419265

>>7415408
Came here hoping to see this answer desu

>> No.7419272

>>7417692
Mind = blown

>> No.7419617

>>7417692
kek

>> No.7419665

>>7415376
> Be Nintendoid
> See a console that doesn't look like a toy
> triggered
Anon, I...

>> No.7419724

>>7419665
Trying too hard.

>> No.7419797

>>7415376
Sega's equivelant of the go faster stripe

>> No.7419968

>>7419081
i want this now , it just needs a cartridge with the confederate flag as label

>> No.7419980

>be bong
>angry because nitendo is popular instead of muh speccy
>start spamming /vr/ pretending to be a sega fan just to shit on nintendo, and hoping that sega fans will join the shitpost
>nobody joins, have to samefag to the end
>die alone, thinking about nintendo
>speccy still has no good games.
Fuk.

>> No.7420142

>>7419724
More like hit the nail on the head too hard. You're obviously buttblasted