/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7396325]

>autists unironically like this shovelware

[Anonymous No.7396364]

>>7396325
>autists unironically make retarded threads like this

[Anonymous No.7396379]

>>7396325
Sonic pre DC was a chad, but then sega trannified him and everybody else.

[Anonymous No.7396429]

I liked it when it was released and I like it now

[Anonymous No.7396472]

>>7396429
Only one explanation

[Anonymous No.7396489]

>>7396325
If it wasn't as rushed and janky it would've been fine. The general gameplay concepts are ok, though not as original or fun as the classic games. The tone, plot, music and overall style was a perfect step forward for the series, even if the cutscenes were pretty laughably executed. Oh, and the Chao garden was a genius idea for giving the game replayability, even if it didn't really need to be as complicated as it was.
The real autist game is Adventure 2.

[Anonymous No.7396509]

>>7396325
Segatards aren't considered human.

[Anonymous No.7396532]

>>7396325
Nincel autists hate Sonic Adventure.

[Anonymous No.7396542]

>>7396325
I'm really starting to think people don't understand what the term "shovelware" means and just use it to describe any piece of low quality software.

[Anonymous No.7396545]

>>7396325
If it was a showelware it would be praised on /vr/.

[Anonymous No.7396549]

>>7396489
But that can be said for so many shitty games though. Is acking to "if the game was good then it wouldn't be as bad". Well, of course.

The game legit has the worst camera of any 3d game ever and you clip through everything, most of the times dying doesn't feel like it was your input but the game glitching unexpectedly and doing whatever it wants unpredictably. It does have cool music and the level design looks cool but it still plays horribly. The cutscenes are so bad they aren't even kind of charming in a nostalgic way, just agravating

[Anonymous No.7396581]

>>7396549
Sure, I personally still don't consider it exactly "good" overall, but I was pointing out that it did have some strong points to it that people with lower standards or attachment to the franchise might get enjoyment out of and manage to overlook the major flaws. A lot of truly bad games don't even have that.

[Anonymous No.7396604]

>>7396379
The trannification started with Sonic's sprite downgrade in Sonic 3

[Anonymous No.7396641]

>>7396532

[Anonymous No.7396648]

>>7396641
>every sonic fan is chris
Modern mario fans are unironically more chris like at this point.

[Anonymous No.7396672]

>>7396648
Sure buddy, sure, now go finish your DA so oc fetish art submission before the tard wrangler sees you awake after nappy time.

[Anonymous No.7396687]

>>7396672

[Anonymous No.7396702]

>>7396687
Thats cute considering the pure horror that is browsing Sonic searches on DA or google images

[Anonymous No.7396738]

>>7396641
Nice Pokemon OC you got there.

[Anonymous No.7396742]

>>7396738
Segatards will never face reality and take responsability for chris chan

[Anonymous No.7396764]

Eliminating the "adventure" bits and just sticking to stages would've improved the game tenfold. The overworld is a slog and drags everything down.

[Anonymous No.7396785]

>>7396764
The stages all needed like an extra year of playtesting and bug fixing to even be made playable. It feels like they designed the levels and then rushed the mechanics, even Sonic's momentum and acceleration is akward and all fucked up, you'd think that is the first thing Sega would want polished in its flagship title but even in SA 2 they didn't fix shit

[Anonymous No.7396853]

>>7396325
>>7396472
>>7396509
Cope

[Anonymous No.7396868]

>>7396853
Nice sonic oc medallion there

[Anonymous No.7396871]

>>7396868
*pikachu medallion
FTFY

[Anonymous No.7396958]

>>7396871
Ah yes, Sonic hu has nothing to do with Sonic™

[Anonymous No.7396979]

The only saving grace of either of the adventure games are the chao

[Anonymous No.7397063]

>>7396472
woah, just like /vr/ faggots

[Anonymous No.7397159]

>>7396641
>getting triggered by my post
t. Seething nincel

[Anonymous No.7397165]

>>7396325
>Spergs still seethe over a game's mere existence 2 decades later.

[Anonymous No.7397173]

>>7397159
>No, i am not crying, you are crying!

[Anonymous No.7397180]

>>7396549
You didn't play the game. You don't "clip through everything" unless you're trying to.

[Anonymous No.7397182]

>>7396489
I really don't understand how people can complain about SA1's character compaigns while praising SA2 which handles it even worse.

[Anonymous No.7397203]

>>7397180
>You didn't play the game
>You don't clip through everything
>Sonic Adventure.
Lol. Every corner you see in this game is broken and glitches out. Is fucking incompetent, like it was programmed by pajeets who outsourced other pajeets.

[Anonymous No.7397207]

>Why is le Sonic Adventure considered a classic?
Just play Crash or Spyro, and you'll immediatly understand why people remember Sonic Adventure instead.

[Anonymous No.7397210]

>>7396604
>bigger arms and fists
>not Chad
Nigga wat

[Anonymous No.7397225]

>>7397173
The only one crying here is (you).

[Anonymous No.7397227]

>>7397203
Except you really don't clip through everything. You're just taking what you saw and heard on youtube and exaggerating it for your argument.

[Anonymous No.7397240]

>>7397203
It's well documented that many of the gaps and clipping issues are in the shoddy gamecube port along with other issues. The Dreamcast port didn't even have that gap that's so infamous on the first sonic act.

[Anonymous No.7397245]

>>7397207
It's also worth mentioning Donkey Kong 64 as another contemporary platformer that has come under fire recently too.

[Anonymous No.7397250]

>>7397207
Both crash an spyro are far more competent and hold up way better than sonic adventure and both are more fondly remembered by anyone who is not an autist.

>>7397227
Crying about muh youtube is the ultimate cope for the fanboy with no other recourse. I played this game on dreamcast as a kid and even nostalgia googles can't hide that it is a bug ridden clunky mess.

[Anonymous No.7397252]

>>7397250
Sure, I'll believe you, Anon. I beat the game last year and didn't experience nearly the amount of issues people meme about.

[Anonymous No.7397256]

>>7397240
I only played it on dreamcast. You mean to say that the ports are even worse?

[Anonymous No.7397267]

>>7397256
Disingenuous shithead

[Anonymous No.7397279]

>>7396325
I have never understood why Sonic is such a powerful magnet for autism.
Can some autists enlighten me?

[Anonymous No.7397281]

>>7397250
>Both crash an spyro are far more competent and hold up way better than sonic adventure

[Anonymous No.7397645]

>Mario 64 has a shiton of glitches, softlocks, horrendous camera movement, you can actually beat the game with 0 stars and break the game
>'Everything is okay, b-better gameplay than Quake and SA'
>SA has just a few glitches that doesn't affect the gameplay at all
>REEEEE it's a sonic game, literally unplayable

Why nintendofags are this delusional and retarded?

[Anonymous No.7397648]

>>7397210
>If your hands bigger than your face, u gay nigga.

[Anonymous No.7397653]

>>7397645
Both of them are great games that you can make sound super shitty if you list all of their glitches and bugs like that. In reality, neither of them are so broken that they become unplayable.

[Anonymous No.7397657]

>>7397645
Both are garbage because they're 3d platformers. Unplayable trash.
/vr/ should be pre-5th generation, pre-Windows games only.

[Anonymous No.7397663]

>>7397653
Sm64 is just an objectively better game than sonic adventure, and thats coming from a guy who likes sonic more than mario

[Anonymous No.7397668]

>>7397663
I like SA1 more than sm64 because collectathons bore me. Sm64 has objectively better movement though.

[Anonymous No.7397698]

>>7397668
I dont try to play mario 64 like a collectathon... More so just like an action platformer with a few objectives in each level that happen to give you stars. The only game i can bare as a collectathon is gex enter the gecko, i cant stand banjo kazooie or conker, tho. Sa1 is fun, i just don't like nu-sonic designs.

[Anonymous No.7397704]

>>7397698
Respectable opinion

[Anonymous No.7397716]

>>7397203
t. played the shitty gg port as always

[Anonymous No.7397717]

>>7396604
Shy did they need to make a hedgehog shiny and specular in the games after 1 anyway? Its surface is rough spines.

[Anonymous No.7397718]

>>7397716
fuck gc*

[Anonymous No.7397721]

>>7397668
>objectively better movement
How many times do I fucking have to post this before Dumbers understand that SM64 is utter, complete fucking trash and we can move on from the delusion that any games past the mid-90s or so are anything but complete garbage?

[Anonymous No.7397726]

>>7396604
I know this is now a common opinion but I’ve never understood the hate for the S3 sprite

[Anonymous No.7397728]

>>7397721
Not reading all that bullshit. I sometimes boot up sm64 just to play around with the jumps and flips that Mario can do because that alone is more fun than collecting all of the stars. The movement in sm64 is still better and more fun than later 3d Mario games and some autist's review isn't going to change my mind.

[Anonymous No.7397829]

>>7396325
The only good thing about Sonic Adventure was the soundtrack. The game itself is so clearly rushed and unfocused it's nuts. It's seriously like they spent three months making most of Sonic's portion of the game and then spent another three months trying to squeeze as much blood from that stone as possible across several characters.

[Anonymous No.7397919]

>>7397726
It sucks.

[Anonymous No.7397923]

>>7397919
I don’t see it, they all look good to me

[Anonymous No.7397992]

>>7397923
This is what they really want

[Anonymous No.7398003]

>>7396702
This comment thread is like watching two monkeys flinging their own shit at each other

[Anonymous No.7398051]

>>7397992
Nah that sucks too

[Anonymous No.7398136]

>>7397182
>SA1's character compaigns while praising SA2 which handles it even worse.
You only say that because you only want to play as Sonic and put the game down. Most people at the time didn't give a shit if you had to play as characters other than sonic except for diehard classicfags. The way it's done in SA2 makes the story more cohesive, easier to follow and mantains the pace and energy in a way SA1 doesn't because of the constant in and out of the hub worlds

[Anonymous No.7398187]

>>7398136
I actually don't mind playing as other characters at all but the mech/emerald hunt stages in SA2 are so boring and make up a huge chunk of the game while in SA1 only two game modes were truly terrible (one of which can be beaten in under an hour). I liked that they were separate campaigns because it meant they wold have their own pace and it wouldn't feel as interrupted. Also, I liked the hubworlds, they were comfy and usually had great music.

[Anonymous No.7398193]

>>7398136
As far as the story goes, I really liked the way they handled it in SA1 with the story being divided into different character perspectives and overlapping with events happening in the background. It's cool as fuck and if you found it hard to follow you might be stupid.