/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7378901]

Possibly, the best F-Zero game

[Anonymous No.7378916]

It's time to stop sucking on this piece of shit. It's a bare bones futuristic racer with shitty buttrock music and tracks that look all nearly identical. It's fucking boring and I have no idea why it gets so much praise. GX is better in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.7378919]

>>7378916
You're a buzzword-spewing faggot, though.

[Anonymous No.7378920]

possibly the only fzero game even worth playing

[Anonymous No.7378937]

rubberband too stronk

[Anonymous No.7378940]

>>7378901
definitely the best
>Judge Dredd inspired edgy graphic novel styling
>the truest fucking metal that exists outside the first 6 Sabbath albums
>incredibly fun physics and wild track designs
I do like GX as well for the huge amount of content and cool stuff like every character having their own theme song, but I don't like the course designs and physics as much. Less flying and jumps and going upside down and more normal racing in it. And obviously the bland electronic music is a huge downgrade, no clue what they were thinking.

[Anonymous No.7378947]

>>7378919
>opinion i dislike
>BUZZWORD BUZZWORD BUZZWORD
ironically by using the term 'buzzword' you've used more buzzwords than i used in my entire post. you are also very mad and have no argument for what is obviously the truth.

[Anonymous No.7378950]

Nintoddler garbage.

[Anonymous No.7378954]

>>7378947
You were using a bunch of buzzwords as your "criticism", though.

[Anonymous No.7378963]

>>7378937
There's barely any rubberbanding in this game, if any at all.

[Anonymous No.7378964]

>>7378954
Not every word that you dislike is a ''buzzword'' retard. I'm sorry but your butthurt is painfully obvious.

[Anonymous No.7379029]

>>7378940
Don't forget the track randomizer

[Anonymous No.7379040]

>>7378963
are you smoking crack? You can smash staff ghost times in the master gp and still lose. I learned some of the stage skips and the cpu is still right right on my ass buy the end. It's complete bullshit. You're better off just destroying rivals at the bginning or waiting til the very end of the race to make a move for 1st

[Anonymous No.7379043]

>>7378940
if you think the F-Zero X soundtrack is "the truest fucking metal that exists", you are legitimately the biggest faggot on this board

[Anonymous No.7379050]

>>7379040
you are literally supposed to kill your opponents to win

[Anonymous No.7379071]

>>7378919
good job not denying anything he just said retard

[Anonymous No.7379106]

>>7378964
A bunch of random words that mean nothing but "you're poopy poop face" is what you used to defend your poorly thought out opinions.

[Anonymous No.7379115]

>>7379071
Based

[Anonymous No.7379117]

>>7378901
by far the most overrated game I've ever played. whenever I see one of those threads about games that don't deserve their popularity, this is the first one that comes to mind. literally all you do is guide a hover car down a series of identical tracks, occasionally strafing around rough dirt patches. that's fucking it. it's not like the game even gets by on cool graphics or something, it looks like total ass, has NES-tier asset repetition, there's no customization... i really dont understand the love people have for this game when any racer you could pull out of a bag while blindfolded is almost guaranteed to have more content, features and more unique gameplay.

[Anonymous No.7379124]

>>7379106
>the game is bar bones, has shitty music and all the tracks look identical, also there's a sequel that is 10x better
>POO POO PEE PEE
I don't mean this in a nasty way, but you, legitimately, have a low IQ and should not be allowed to use a computer for your own safety.

[Anonymous No.7379141]

>>7379124
I can tell you're mad, at least. You still said nothing of substance. All you said was "this game sucks because I don't like it."

[Anonymous No.7379157]

>>7379124
To clarify further, "buttrock" and "all rook same" is peak buzzword. None of that nonsense you said was intelligible.

[Anonymous No.7379278]

>>7378916
GX is good but I don't like how you can lose grip with grip racers and not be punished for it. You can basically drift in a grip car and that just makes the game feel sloppier to me. Also the music and character designs are obviously worse.

[Anonymous No.7379284]

>>7379157
Seethe more long haired rock faggot.

[Anonymous No.7379297]

>>7379117
>literally all you do is guide a hover car down a series of identical tracks, occasionally strafing around rough dirt patches. that's fucking it.
Maybe look into how to actually play the game above its most basic level? It has some really cool mechanics.

[Anonymous No.7379325]

>>7378916
>>7378950
>>7379117
This. The momentum-based gameplay of Wipeout is far better in every conceivable way, with far more depth.

[Anonymous No.7379328]

>>7379325
Wipeout sucks and has way less depth.

[Anonymous No.7379390]

X has a higher quantity of good courses that you'll want to replay over and over when compared to GX - especially if you take the 64DD Expansion Kit into consideration (not even talking about the track editor, just the added courses from the devs). You can tell they got better at their game and created crazier, more challenging (but still fun and playable) courses for the add-on. Mechanics, aesthetics, music, etc in GX are great and it is a fantastic game for sure but X is better mostly due to the track design.

[Anonymous No.7379610]

>>7379284
Game is still the fastest and most intense in the series, regardless.

[Anonymous No.7379869]

>ctrl+f "wipeout"
>2 results
more like wipe your ass

[Anonymous No.7379875]

>>7379390
>X has a higher quantity of good courses that you'll want to replay over and over when compared to GX
bro
they all look and play the fucking SAME

[Anonymous No.7379962]

>>7379117

Strafing means passing something while raking it with shots from a weapon. You can't strafe in a game that includes no projectile weapons. Please do not say a retarded thing like what you said.

[Anonymous No.7379985]

>>7379962
Actually "strafing" specifically refers to a combat maneuver performed by an aircraft, so even your semantic masturbation is fruitless in this situation. I might also point out that internet slang is rarely derivative so you might just be autistic for not understanding the subtleties of language.

[Anonymous No.7380040]

>>7379117
It's because nintendykes didn't have anything else. Their consoles are notorious bad for racing games. I mean, apart from kiddy shit like Mario Kart, what else was there that was genuinely good? So they need to cling to one of the few racers they have that is barely above mediocre - F-Zero.

Most of them didn't own another console or PC, so they have no reference of what makes a good racing game. They wouldn't play good racers in the Arcades either, because most of those were made by Sega and the childish fanboy in them pushed them away. So their bar is extremely low. They will even go as far as they say the awful, simplistic, generic, bland, unoriginal, basic and highly compressed cartridge music in F-Zero is better than Wipeout's actual proper music soundtrack. Is it even a wonder why so many nintendiddlers are actual trannies with this level of mental gymnastics and reality distortion.

[Anonymous No.7380051]

>>7380040
you should really get laid

[Anonymous No.7380071]

>>7380040
you're right but you'd sound a lot more agreeable if you didn't talk like a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.7380085]

>>7380040
Nah, I love wipeout but F-Zero X and GX are leagues faster and more responsive.

[Anonymous No.7380119]

>>7380040
Sony fanboys literally always come into F-Zero threads just to cope over the fact that F-Zero X shits on Wipeout hard. That's how one sided it is. You don't see F-Zero fans shitting up Wipeout threads because the superiority of F-Zero self evident.

[Anonymous No.7380121]

>>7380119
>the superiority of F-Zero GX is self evident
ftfy

[Anonymous No.7380128]

>>7380040

[Anonymous No.7380746]

>>7378901
Blown the fuck out by GX by a huge margin in gameplay and nearly all other respects, but the track generation is amazing. Wish it got re-implemented.

[Anonymous No.7380795]

>>7380119
I'm pretty sure it's just one guy.

[Anonymous No.7380801]

>>7378901
F-Zero X = F-Zero > GX >>>>>> everything else

[Anonymous No.7380934]

>>7378901
if you can read this you're not playing f-zero x

[Anonymous No.7380947]

>>7378916
The soundtrack is soulless techno shit tho

[Anonymous No.7380962]

>>7380801
>F-Zero > GX
No.

[Anonymous No.7380971]

>>7380119
>"Sony fanboys literally always come into F-Zero threads just to cope over the fact that F-Zero X shits on Wipeout hard. That's how one sided it is. You don't see F-Zero fans shitting up Wipeout threads because the superiority of F-Zero self evident."

[Anonymous No.7381954]

>>7380040
t. poorfag kid who could only play psx
i got to play both, i enjoyed both, your console war gaslighting doesn't mean diddly and your mother's breath smells of my jizz

[Anonymous No.7381969]

>>7379328
t. shit times

fuck off back to your onesie wiggle and wall slide to win you autistic man child still on the tit hug fucking a pillow with noodle arms.

[Anonymous No.7381974]

>>7380085
faster yeah cus everythings straight lines lmao and wall sliding! with its GAY wiggle to win and pixel perfect skips, f queero is for nintendorks who select hero onesie to go zoom because crossing the line in falice go karts sub conciously satisfies the pussy they arent getting

[Anonymous No.7381991]

[Anonymous No.7381997]

>>7378916
I like X's audiovisual aesthetic more but GX is still nice in that department and when it comes to actual gameplay it utterly BTFO every other futuristic racer (Wipeoutards need not apply).

[Anonymous No.7382010]

>>7381997
>when it comes to actual gameplay
>arbitrary gay wiggle to win
>win dorks over with MUH WHOOSH to hide lack of depth
>muh character in a onesie!

its fucking embarrassing as fuck you childish gunt

[Anonymous No.7382034]

>>7382010
I don't understand what you're trying to say with this post

[Anonymous No.7383013]

>>7381969
>noodle arms
Glass houses and stones.

[Anonymous No.7383109]

I have a pirate F-Zero cartridge with a F-Zero X label on it lol