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Let's discuss shmups and why run n guns are so much more engaging and fun than auto-scrollers.

>> No.7357339

Ok but metal slug games are wank and Contra is King.

>> No.7357356

Fio has larger breasts than Eri.

>> No.7357391

The illness is fake.

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>> No.7357493
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The eternal debate

>> No.7357496

Give me a list of good shmups for a noob

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>> No.7357526


i dont understand nip, what does this say?
stream starts in 5 minutes

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>> No.7357538

sine mora

>> No.7357560

Strikers 1945

>> No.7357586

Those are auto-scrollers

>> No.7357602

dude didn't specify

>> No.7357678

For me it's Outzone

>> No.7357691

Just some lads having true shmup discussion imo

>> No.7357748 [DELETED] 

>they're all wearing masks
fucking retards. don't they know viruses just pass through the fabric?

>> No.7357778

Because controlling a character that jumps and has physics is more fun that moving a glorified cursor around. Unfortunately there are a million good examples of shmups and only one great run 'n gun series (Contra), unless you include Mega Man

>> No.7357896

Why people hate auto scrollers? Because they feel so passive and predictable?

>> No.7357908

cause they're shit at them

>> No.7357913
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are you trying to kill that poor anon?

>> No.7357914

Being good at auto strollers is a good way to hate the genre and quit. All good western players barely play shmupsshmups or already quit years ago llol

metal slugs, demon front, gunforce 2, mystic warriors, sunset riders, ninja spirits, etc. All great

>> No.7357917

battle mania daiginjou

>> No.7357921
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Posting my obligatory Compile list:
-GG Aleste 1-3
-Super Aleste/Space Megaforce
-Gun Nac
-Blazing Lasers

Also Thunderforce III. You'll have to memorize the levels (where enemies out of) more than any of the Compile stuff, but once you do the gameplay is very easy.

ChoRenSha68k is a good doujin PC shooter as well.

Compile gets a lot of hate on this board from shitposters, but if you didn't grow up with shmups (I did not), Compile is an excellent way to learn some basics before moving on to Arcade and bullet hell stuff.

Giga Wing and Batsugun are good for when you want to start delving into more arcade difficulty.

>> No.7357923

it's very forgiving compared to other shmups and Darius series, no crazy bullets and enemy patterns are predictable

>> No.7357934

are you mixing up G-Darius and Darius Gaiden?

>> No.7357949

G, Gaiden is more difficult and moves much faster

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Fio stinks!

>> No.7357968

Fio es fea

>> No.7357970

she reeks of smelly cheese and salami

>> No.7358021 [DELETED] 

Real thread:


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>> No.7358139

Auto scrolling is bad but what's worse is levels that play exactly the same each time, too predictable is boring.

>> No.7358141

Because Fio is italian?

>> No.7358223

looks like the garegga tranny took the dadpill


>> No.7358367 [DELETED] 

trannies never have dads thats why they end up tranny

>> No.7358403 [DELETED] 


>> No.7358404 [DELETED] 

Truth to this desu chav

>> No.7358543

Touhou 2-17

>> No.7358547

based and toaplanpilled

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BIG fan of metal slug myself. Specially 2 and 1.

Trannies will never ever be women.

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>> No.7358675 [DELETED] 

No one talked about trannies back in the day now dickhead pol users like you won't shutup about them. I can't wait for this shit to die.

>> No.7358754 [DELETED] 
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>mfw pol haunts their minds

>> No.7358807

Who cares? They're underage.

>> No.7358898 [DELETED] 

this. has nothing to do with retro games.

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>ZUN said autoscrolling schumps are an irrelevant dying genre and that his franchise should expand outside of it

Schumptards btfo

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>> No.7358950

Expand in what direction?

>> No.7358951

Yes right
Auto scroll + auto fire + totally predictable stages makes for an unengaging dull player experience.

>> No.7358954 [DELETED] 

the jarpig direction of course

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Scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>> No.7358973

Sounds gay

>> No.7359010

just consoomed a new gaymer chair for long grinding sessions

>> No.7359017

what rpg u playin

>> No.7359036

final fantasy x
mushihimesama original when I need a break

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>> No.7359053

based honest jarpig

>> No.7359105
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Fio's 22 and Eri's 20. Also Eri is better than Fio.

>> No.7359493

These kind of shooters are just soo boring I tried dodonpachi daijoujou and its so slow and predictable

>> No.7359570

stop shitposting

>> No.7359610
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Does this count?
It's pretty fun and still looks great, wish I could play it with someone else.
It even has Mega Man and BB Hood as secret characters. BB Hood is on those mini scooters, so cute

>> No.7359645

Yes. It's an arena shmup with bmup elements.

>> No.7359648

Good choice, of course it's not an auto scroller so the player feels in control and active.

>> No.7359653

>Auto scroll + auto fire + totally predictable stages makes for an unengaging dull player experience.
literliterallliterally every shmup lmao

>> No.7359728

I wouldn't trust the opinion of a guy who never made a good game

>> No.7359769

it's not an opinion, just fact
if he made a touhou jarpig he'd make it (even more) and the "players" would actually play it for once

>> No.7359814

touhou has plenty of players. the thing is that the fanbase and the playerbase have very little overlap.

>> No.7359920

i'll take "things only fags say" for $1000, alex

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I use to be an Eri fan until I learnt of Fio's breast size. Things have now changed.

>> No.7360285

It is fucking weird playing the games is seeing as the highest tier of being a touhou fan when it's the only thing I care about for the series. Dunno why art or manga for it is even so popular, the character dialogue doesn't make sense in the games and they barely have a plot.

>> No.7360297

Think shmups and nights into dreams had a kid.

>> No.7360565

how does noscrollfag feel about gallop?

>> No.7360581

not an rpg so irrelevant

>> No.7360612 [DELETED] 

>I can't wait for this shit to die.
same with trannies. No one talked about them because they werent a fucking problem but now they are a complete nightmare and ruin EVERYTHING

>> No.7360620 [DELETED] 

>Truth to this desu chav
truth is the only currency i deal in

>> No.7360678 [DELETED] 

of delusion

>> No.7360843 [DELETED] 

You'll be waiting awhile since they've existed for longer than you realise. Plz keep your Pol talk in Pol and not blue boards.

>> No.7360875 [DELETED] 

yes trotsky used them in the soviet social revolution in the same way they're being used today, it'll go on for a whilst and they'll over push as always then people will have enough and you'll be pushed back into the shadows again where you deviant fuggos belong.

>> No.7360886 [DELETED] 

truth is never popular

>> No.7360891 [DELETED] 

cors, just look at people reacting to trump getting btfo by us bidenbros

the cope never ends instead of accepting the truth

>> No.7360902 [DELETED] 

sorry im not interested in your binary american political tribalism.

>> No.7360905 [DELETED] 

>yes trotsky used them in the soviet social revolution
I knew there were native American trannies but didn't realise it was a social revolution even with them too. Thanks to your tranny research I'm now more informed. Thank you poltard.

>> No.7360912 [DELETED] 

>knows nothing about trotsky and the soviet revolution
>all his opinions and views are literally from the same material

yeah that's the thing, most of you have absolutely no idea why you think what you think or where it came from or what its purpose is.

>> No.7360930 [DELETED] 

trannies are on your mind 24/7. just drop the act and admit you want to down a feminine schlong already.

>> No.7360948 [DELETED] 

He's even bragging about studying them before coming to Pol.

>> No.7360960 [DELETED] 

actual chav quote:
>i did a massive investigation into trans years ago including very in depth psychology reports i wrote that even amb commended and actually ended up mirroring some of the academic work that came later and i saw first hand the deviancy and filth of the tranny community

>> No.7360994 [DELETED] 

get this inside your head chav:
no, we don't want you to shut up about trannies because we're trannies or love trannies or whatever stupid shit. fuck trannies
we want you to stfu because we don't want to think about trannies. unlike you, trannies don't live rent free inside our heads.
get a grip

>> No.7361012 [DELETED] 

This pretty much. I simply don’t care about grannies. The only time it’s ever brought up in my mind is when some retard posts “you’ll never be a woman” or something on here. I wish they’d stop being so obsessed with trannies.

>> No.7361087 [DELETED] 


ceething proto trannies

>> No.7361161

I've been using the sanwa stick with a larger actuator for a few years. It makes the diagonals way to sensitive. So I ordered the stuff to make underground electric's perfect stick. Shit was like $100, but we'll see how it goes. I figured I might as well trust the guy with the best shmup channel. Does anyone else use Korean sticks? Is sanwa terrible for shmups? Are large actuators a meme?

>> No.7361179

Metal slug was pretty awesome when I was growing up , they used to have the arcade cabinets around in the city i grew up in.

>> No.7361297

>he character dialogue doesn't make sense in the games and they barely have a plot
That's why.
The lack of characterization and narrative and the terrible art act as a blank canvas for fan artists to invent their own scenarios and designs.
They get to attach their creations to the inherent popularity of the Touhou brand, getting lots of visibility and feeding each other's headcanons.

>> No.7361523

sanwa's are a little too loose/inaccurate for shmups no matter how big the actuator imo, it's to do with how the microswitches trigger inside the stick. seimitsu ls-56/58/60's are great for shmups and the best option for someone who doesnt want to build a full collar korean style arcade stick, short throw and sensitive switches plus a quick return to neutral make for a nice experience. i've also never used a full collar korean stick for shmups, but i have used them for tekken and they are indeed quite snappy which i think lends to them being great for shmups
just avoid the crown 303fk like the plague, better to go all out and get a proper korean setup than use that abortion

>> No.7361868

Not necessarily. Raiden Fighters series has a good scoring system that doesn't require rigid routing like DoDonPachi or Ikaruga.

>> No.7362481 [DELETED] 

i never think about trannies other than when the /pol/tard brings them up

>> No.7362489 [DELETED] 


There's help for you out there, chav.

>> No.7362492

Tyrian, Raptor.

>> No.7362565 [DELETED] 

stop wanking to trannies

>> No.7362580 [DELETED] 

Ok kid

>> No.7362603 [DELETED] 

Same here. I never gave a shit about them, but since they've infested the talking points of all the people I hate here I will always support them out of spite. I didn't even care/know much about them prior.

>> No.7362657

>It is fucking weird playing the games is seeing as the highest tier of being a touhou fan
because it requires effort
any retard can look at fanart, listen to music or fap to characters, but people with no experience with STGs struggle even with easy mode

>> No.7362660

The dialogue makes sense it's just very unorthodox.
You can read the prologue in a textfile that comes with the game (wiki also has all of them).
The dialogue is either making references to their youkai race or something obscure about japanese culture.
If you just play Touhou 11 or 15 as a standalone you're not going to understand anything, you start at 6 and work your way up, trying to get all the endings and beat the Extra Stages, different characters have different dialogues so you get more perspective. Things get expanded upon either in later games, or with manga.
Not saying that you should do it, if you want to just enjoy the gameplay, that's fine, but there's more meat that it seems if you try to care about it.

>> No.7362727

>struggle even with easy mode
only because excessive anime watching and fapping has killed too many neurons

>> No.7362730

soi, the post

>> No.7362883

>It is fucking weird playing the games is seeing as the highest tier of being a touhou fan

Because of the 'secondary' meme. We all know that the average 2hufag on /jp/ has never touched the games and just dumps images of the characters and even on /v/ they talk about which character they want to fuck instead of the gameplay.

Shmups (specially bullet hells) are hard to get into for any normie, not just weebs.

>> No.7362969

Is Guwange any good? Looking to get into shmups and it looks interesting.

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I'm going full shmup
Say goodbye to your precious westie reckies

>> No.7363097

You realise /vr/ is even worse for this? I don't know the last time the shmup general even talked about games, because they're too obsessed with jrpgs and celebrities

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>> No.7363714

I started at 6 but it still didn't make sense

>> No.7363728
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what is /shmups/ consensus on this cute and funny game?

>> No.7363741 [DELETED] 

not and rpg so irrelevant

>> No.7363745 [DELETED] 

it's not an rpg that's true, how is it shmup related however?

>> No.7363757 [DELETED] 

these threads are a facade in reality everyone here hates shmups while loves rpgs. these are just threads to shit on shmups. I mean just read the OP, it's already doing that

>> No.7363915

kamui playing gradius with almost 50 viewers
dads won

>> No.7363941

more like Japanese players and viewers won
westies too busy playing elf and seeking jarpigs to watch their shmup videos

>> No.7363952 [DELETED] 

more like tr*nnies won

>> No.7363964 [DELETED] 

jap tranny: crushes dadregga
westie tranny: plays dfk novice
know the difference

>> No.7363978 [DELETED] 

Westie women can't compete with jap trannies either desu

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>> No.7364154 [DELETED] 

t. elliot rodger

>> No.7364161

yep but its a big brain game that filters out the low i.q copycat shitters like ROBot

>> No.7364212

oi me guwange score was INSANE mate, me coulda been a conteder...

>> No.7364326


The thai bride english wearing off...

>> No.7364371

you mean rubbing off... check yourself before you wreck yourself B*TCH

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>no job
>no gf
>no education
>no hair
>no wwrs

>> No.7364402 [DELETED] 

no hair is only a thing in jewmerica, eastern euros fucking love it

>> No.7364420 [DELETED] 

is that why you don't have a estern euro gf?

>> No.7364458 [DELETED] 

think i'd tell you lot if i did?

>> No.7364459 [DELETED] 
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no it's cuz she's stinky

>> No.7364464 [DELETED] 

this is what I call cope

>> No.7364481 [DELETED] 


New thread

>> No.7364495
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Contra is for Gen X faggots with receding hairlines.

>> No.7364585

contra 1 and 2 are some of the only games where the ports are better than the original arcade releases.

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lmfaoooo reporting threads.. what a total KEK!

didnt see me doing any of that when i was in the OP.... bitch made 64 bit hyper faggot

>> No.7364696 [DELETED] 

see >>7364459

>> No.7364709 [DELETED] 

yeah seen it and it proves my point? dumb fuck lmfao. wont see me reporting anything like a little FAGGO BITCH

>> No.7364751 [DELETED] 

you lost... accept it, or cope.

>> No.7364765 [DELETED] 

lost how? reporting like a C U C K is losing mate, you don';t have the minerals son, cant take the bantz.

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i didn't report anything mate. cope and seethe.

>> No.7364798 [DELETED] 

someone did.

>> No.7364806 [DELETED] 

what the fuck is going on in this thread?

>> No.7364823 [DELETED] 

kali yuga

>> No.7364829 [DELETED] 

A neet chav with attachment issues getting repeatedly btfo by chad superplayers who have ascended beyond actual shmup discussion

>> No.7364862 [DELETED] 

>who have ascended beyond actual shmup discussion
um no sweetie i think you'll find its me that took us beyond shmup discussion.

>> No.7364883 [DELETED] 

t. napoleon complex

>> No.7364901 [DELETED] 

see >>7358661

>> No.7364961

nah brits use "wearing off on me/you"


>> No.7364991

cors u do bruv, cors u do.

>> No.7364996

OK Troon

>> No.7365016

fucking google it then you dense yank cunt

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>watching auto-scroller streamers
Nothing more boring than actually playing the auto scroller

>> No.7365272

Strict routing would ruin the fun out of any game, treating them like a speedrun no doubt is awful. Auto scrolling shooters depend on that and are so predictable it makes a boring experience that feels the same every day you play

>> No.7365367

>Strict routing would ruin the fun out of any game
so what about learning a piece of music?

>> No.7365397

playing music gets you laid, unlike being a gamer nerdling

>> No.7365412
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This is correct. Still like Contra tho.

>> No.7365421

you should play music for the sake of doing it, not to get laid

>> No.7365438

Routing is actually the fun part tho
t. full shmupper

>> No.7365448

You don't learn only one piece of music unless you're a poser. You learn music making, totally different.
People want to hear good music and making it takes creativity and multiple skill sets. If you mean some shitter who can only play one crappy song no one wants to hear sure, both are unfun and worthless robotic routine grinding. Not worth the time.

>> No.7365451

bullet hell and manic shooters don't rely on routing.

>> No.7365459

If you're not routing you're just dadflailing
Simple as

>> No.7365473

dadflailing is fun

>> No.7365476

the chad dadflailer
the virgin route autist

>> No.7365485

Post your blind ketsui clear

Shmup runner cope. Stockholm syndrome. Break free of adhd autism routing and spice up your life

>> No.7365491

What's the first bullet hell on a console?

>> No.7365504

>shmup runner
Lol so true might as well become speedrunners, so pathetic and boring

>> No.7365506

My life is too spicy already, repetitive shmup autism keeps me grounded.

>> No.7365520

why does this guy hate shmups so much

>> No.7365525

I had fun with it

>> No.7365532

its good fun, can be a bit bullshit at times but its fast enough and fun enough where it doesnt get grating

>> No.7365542

he doesn't have his priorities straight and is regretful of the time he spent with them. yet here he is, seething, never letting go. sad.

>> No.7365548

Tricking new players into shmups is easy keeping good players is hard. They see through the boring save state grinding eventually and the genre is paper thin

>> No.7365556

you dont have to save state grind bro

>> No.7365560
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>Strikers 1945
my man

just Psikyo shooters in general

>> No.7365561

Good point. Why do people shill shmups in the first place?

>> No.7365572

Cope scrub and shmup shill. Either you save state grind or you break through walls by repeating the easy stages over and over a thousand times inefficiently. There's no way to have genuine fun with these auto scroll games once you see through them. You need brain problems to keep doing the same thing every day over and over.

>> No.7365576

kinda like posting on 4chan huh

>> No.7365578

he couldn't cope with the fact that getting INSANE scores in shmups was a thousand times harder than performing clown tricks on a bike... it completely broke his mind...

>> No.7365579

They have autism and don't want to admit they wasted 7000 hours on something not that fun and quite boring.

>> No.7365582

>he doesn't know about muh based arcade japs

>> No.7365593

>spending thousands of dollars on credits and living in arcades to make the numbers go up
We know all about those grass eaters and recluses.

>> No.7365604

contra 3 had a tank

>> No.7365607

video games suck

>> No.7365608

life sucks

>> No.7365625

Not if they have tons of variety and play different each time. There is a really great mmo but I won't mention because not retro.

>> No.7365632

Online gaming truly saved games from dying in repetitive single player hell.

>> No.7365648

>Not if they have tons of variety and play different each time.
you can just play a variety of games if you want a varied playing experience

>> No.7365662

>play some good games to better tolerate the stale repetitive shmups
Nah, cut the boring games out completely that means no shmups (not one)

>> No.7365691

stop coming to shmup threads if you don't like them, idiot

>> No.7365708

You need brain problems to keep doing the same thing every day over and over. (posting about things you dont like)

>> No.7365778

Why do people know shmups suck? How will our discord get more dumb new recruits?

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based dadclast

>> No.7365969

muuuuuuuuuuuh japon

>> No.7365994

based ultranationalist father

>> No.7366046

>chain replying to himself
Cringe and loser brain

>> No.7366073

different posters, schizo

>> No.7366083

>assuming it's about himself instantly
Exposed, found the schizophrenic

>> No.7366092

What's funny is most shmups take a few months to develop and developers don't bother playing beyond stage 3 or 4 before dropping the game and playing something fun instead. Like the guys at konami in the 90s. Meanwhilst shmup runners get suckered into spending hundreds of hours on repetitive routing sims.

>> No.7366093

says the schizo that thinks "it's all just 1 guy"

>> No.7366095

Shmup devs are familiar with slot machines, similar player conditioning. Each "run" is a pull on the lever hoping the stars align

>> No.7366107

Strong point. One of my friends who likes to play arcade games said the same.

He must've hit a nerve if you're crying this much.

>> No.7366358

Also funny some player obsessed over small details and trivia about shmups he never ever plays

>> No.7366361

Damn Metal Slug is the best run and gun.
Anyone remember the pictures of the characters the game would give you.

>> No.7366362

>There's no way to have genuine fun with these auto scroll games once you see through them. You need brain problems to keep doing the same thing every day over and over.

I take it you've never played an instrument or done anything with a modicum of talent with your life. "Grinding" is just practicing. If you want easy video games, go play a modern AAA game that will hold your hand and dumb down sections that our too hard for your.

>> No.7366413 [DELETED] 

Someone post that pastebin to btfo people who think shmups take any skill/talent and aren't just mindless muscle memo grind timesinks

I think a literal regard wrote it on a forum, but there's some truth to it.

>> No.7366423

Someone post that pastebin to btfo people who think shmups take any skill/talent and aren't just mindless muscle memo grind timesinks

a literal retard* wrote it on a forum, but there's some truth to it.

>> No.7366434
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Slugs are good games

>> No.7366515
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>> No.7366526

Lol. They DO take skill. If you can't micro and macro dodge, heard bullets, commit things to memory, figure out some basic routing, calm your nerves, develop a little muscle memory, etc. then the development of that over time through oh-so-dreaded repetition/grinding (literally practice) is what building a skill IS.

You don't even understand what the words you're using actually mean. You're like an ornery parrot. That or you have successfully fooled me into believing you're retarded. What a cunning ruse.

What on earth even posses you to bicker so much about something you don't like?

>> No.7366530


>> No.7366550

This reply is the biggest cope.

Post the pastebin its hilarious

>> No.7366572

>This reply is the biggest cope.


>> No.7366584

actually laughed out loud

>> No.7366616


>> No.7366674


>I began as a collector, was led to shmups for similar reasons to the hipsters and I, too, eventually came to idolize the pretenders.

>Thus, in order to invest the countless necessary hours to build skill in shmups one must foster a contempt for reality and other virtual worlds.

>To a shmupper

>While a superplayer braving the storm in itself illustrates their great skill, the pretender beginning the road towards skill only to walk away as soon the "fun" disappears merely indicates cowardice.

>If one is still at that point of having fun, the real fight has yet to begin.

>we need some sort of test to sort out the true shmuppers

Holy fuck, dude. This IS hilarious. Like...this is the most 4chan thing I have ever read. What the actual fuck.

For the record, I STILL enjoy shmups and practicing them to get 1cc's for my own amusement, but they're just fucking video games. Good god, you guys....

>> No.7366914

I wonder what it's like to be Plasmo. Must be nice.

>> No.7366965


>> No.7367005

Hi Plasmo

>> No.7367050

>Holy fuck, dude. This IS hilarious. Like...this is the most 4chan thing I have ever read. What the actual fuck.

try and find the gus and matic one about girls then

>> No.7367056

>You don't learn only one piece of music unless you're a poser. You learn music making, totally different.

lmfao, someone knows absolutely nothing about classical.

>> No.7367057

>Playing fucking Pink Sweets 24/7 365 days a year for years

Yea must be REAL nice being that guy.

>> No.7367059

you should but it can be a nice bonus if shes a posh covert feral fuck pig who cleans her arse

>> No.7367121

>who cleans her arse
women never clean themselves mate that's why they're stinky

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>shmup players
>disgusted by biological women
Yes, it checks out

>> No.7367183

Goodluck playing Warcraft or Call of Duty with that biological woman around.

>> No.7367208

CoD is a casual game for normie women though

>> No.7367227

I doubt that broad with the knockers could even hold a controller.

>> No.7367376

I'm gonna make it

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>> No.7367431
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>women never clean themselves

>> No.7367447

They certainly flush foreign objects down toilets only for you to discover later and have to fix yourself.

>> No.7367818
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literally me when i have a kid

>> No.7367845

jesus christ hes tragic, how rejected do you have to be to become a weeb this FIERCLY?

>> No.7367847
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seething cuz footcrab is SHIT and NOBODY likes it unlike based japanese music

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willing too bet my cruise shares that chav doesn't realize the english text in the image is a bot translating ymgc btw

>> No.7367859

He definitely misread it, calling a japanese a weeb doesn't make sense

>> No.7367913

no job. no gf. no education.

>> No.7367925


>> No.7367983

No illness either.

>> No.7367992
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reeee you can't like japanese things! only your own country (unless your a yank) and nazi germany!

>> No.7368024

Japs were honourary Aryans so it's ok to like them.

>> No.7368726


American education.

footwork has a growing underground following in japan actually.

>> No.7368735

I like things from literally every country, except america

>> No.7368739

fucking THIS

everything exported from america is cheap, tacky, shallow and cringe

>> No.7368792

Footwork is basketball-american in origin

>> No.7368852


its a derivative of chicago house.

>> No.7368905

Where do you think chicago is

>> No.7368917

their only culture is pop culture and corporate brand dicksucking, is really fucking lame.

>> No.7369152

oh you just meant black people? the correct terms then are ape hope and pavement simian

>> No.7369254


>> No.7369260 [DELETED] 

Playing maplestory again

>> No.7369310

im playing nhl 94-98

fucking great fun

>> No.7369462

I think I'm gonna play Persona 3 lads

>> No.7369503

anything but shmups tbqh

>> No.7369512

For me it's shmups

>> No.7369548

But replace shmups with something good instead

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>> No.7369805

Who is that girl, she's cute

>> No.7369836
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>chav camping twitter

>> No.7369847

your just jelly of his thai bride

>> No.7369901

Chavez you could prob have a gf too, if you weren't so obnoxious, unlikable, short, bald and skillless, conceited, self obsessed, delusional, living with mum, unemployed, lazy, etc.

>> No.7369939

reject females

embrace Dao

>> No.7369993

uneducated, faking illness, stinky, on the dole, the list goes on...

>> No.7370229

lmao everyone knows that Tarma is the best and this is out of discussion
you can now go and cry hugging your raifu

>> No.7371145

Spanish ppl refer to themselves as "soi" lol

>> No.7371221 [DELETED] 

Contra: soundtracks touched by the hand of, powered by legendary 8 and 16-bit soundchips; pitch-perfect sci-fi and South American insurgent themes; genius levels and patterns that consistently challenge and delight
Metal Slug: much worse music with shitty ear rape audio quality; goofy nickelodeon reject theming; boring bullet patterns and platform placement

>> No.7371225

Contra: soundtracks touched by the hand of god, powered by legendary 8 and 16-bit soundchips; pitch-perfect sci-fi and South American insurgent themes; genius levels and patterns that consistently challenge and delight
Metal Slug: much worse music with shitty ear rape audio quality; goofy nickelodeon reject theming; boring bullet patterns and platform placement

>> No.7371297


um no sweetie.

embrace dao, embrace females but see clearly, there is no rejection in dao there only is.

maybe i have one... ;)

that's who rob wants to be with but now he's got a consolation prize Thai!

>> No.7371314

skies or arcadia is soi

>> No.7371343
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Chavez still coping and seething meanwhilst we're all making it

>> No.7371393

now he's pretending he has a gf LMFAO
the cope and lies never end with this guy

>> No.7371757

Tardo on suicide watch lol

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From Rick

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>> No.7372240

tried a bunch of shmups today and didn't find any that fun, what am I doing wrong

>> No.7372260

nah senpai complete flop, didn't even watch

rick can't claim he's not ceething and obssessed whilst putting this much effort in to making content about it behind the scenes.... and it shows he lives here to, poor show, do not respect.

>> No.7372263

you're a functioning human with taste, dont waste your time

she has wonky lips, flat face and down syndrome.

>> No.7372279

you've done your shmup homework, time for jrpg fun now

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>she has wonky lips, flat face and down syndrome.
says the 5 foot tall wojack looking guy

>> No.7372302

says the depression face skinny fat BFG

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>says the 5 foot tall wojack looking guy

>> No.7372331
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>nah senpai complete flop
chav says this every time he's been rumbled and btfo, take note

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based samefag incel
back to vroom

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says the guy who posts that image everytime hes flopped lmao good effort though... rick proved he's suffering from RENT FREE and comes here for the real entertainment cus guscord is shite


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>> No.7372430
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Clast answer me. What race is your gurf and can I see her boobs? Please.

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>> No.7372438

>not asking for snaps of her balloon knot
low T

>> No.7372447
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this is Mushihimesama say something nice about her

>> No.7372470

>that forearm
Definitely a tranny

>> No.7372478
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>this is the man who calls other people noodle arm
where does the machine gun projection end

>> No.7372487

>his forearms are smaller than recos

this post was well timed, he really does project non-stop

>> No.7372503

Why does he wear the hat?

>> No.7372507

to hide his shame (baldness)

>> No.7372713


>> No.7372769

The dao does not work.

>> No.7372783

The dole* does not work

>> No.7372810
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Are any shmup coming still to arcade?

>> No.7372816

Imagine the stench

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>> No.7372985

Based tekkenchads

>> No.7373248

asian women, the desire graveyard of every failed western man.

>> No.7373325

beats the cope on the doleyard of every mald neet init

>> No.7373332

If i didn't understand the word cope and it's application i'd date a thai hooker with poor english aswell.

>> No.7373413

I agree that Contra series have far better BGMs, but the rest is wrong senpai

>> No.7373418

Hey hime-sama, your games have amazing soundtracks, thanks for these blessings

>> No.7373425
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Wtf, I didn't typed that, and I'm on PC

>> No.7373440
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>no-miss to stage 5

>> No.7373441

>I agree that Contra series have far better BGMs
you only think this because you have 3 onion meals a day

>> No.7373453

Elaborate on this cope chav

>> No.7373459

f am = senpai, senpai
autocorrect desu

>> No.7373461 [DELETED] 

whites are the best race, if you settle for anything less you're a cuck.

>> No.7373462

Learn reading comprehension and i won't have to.

>> No.7373474

asian women are extra stinky

>> No.7373485

Nice, now I've been exposed as the newfag

>> No.7373487

daily reminder a good friend never ever had a girlfriend, cited all these weird reasons even claiming a-sexual but obsessed over morning musume, soon as he started studying jap at uni suddenly he has a girlfriend who's japanese, rinse repeat he would go with any jap that would look his way, then he moved japan and married one.... 7 years later he's a full on tranny and she still lives with him somehow..

True story, it's nearly always weirdo westie men, weak, sois, rejected ones that go asian.

>> No.7373515
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the cope never stops with this guy
not to mention the PROJECTION that's positively bursting from this post...
>never ever had a girlfriend
>cited all these weird reasons even claiming a-sexual
>weirdo westie
>weak, sois, rejected
>trannies on your mind 24/7
all sounds like a man who "won't" get a girlfriend because girls are stinky

>> No.7373517

I've presented a literal factual anecdote mate, it's YOU who is coping because the truth isn't convenient...

>> No.7373541

>I've presented a literal factual anecdote
literal room temperature iq. anecdotes have never had any value in any type of argument. you are just projection coping, simple as.

>> No.7373548

>generalizing a single anecdote from me tranny ween mate
>no education, couldn't even move to japan if he wanted to
Just chav things

>> No.7373552

Oof seems it struck a nerve.... funny how truth does that, bit close to home is it lad?

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>> No.7373576

yes it's clear from the emotional response that you aren't coping well...

>> No.7373595

The only good title in the franchise is the uprising contra hard corps

It took the konami decades to break the craze for cinematic sequences and limited gameplay.

>> No.7373640
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>wanting to move to japan

>> No.7373724

Oof it really is true isn't it... Cee simply cannot accept himself for who he is, a westie gamer reject, a real life soijak. Could he be lgbt as well?
>no job, no independence, no desire to move out
>banned everywhere except 4chan
>dedicated his life to guwange, wipeout, me bike, me darts, and me juggling, all literally just games
>lurks in tranny cords """just to see how degenerate they are"""
>downloads taoist and nazi ideology to cope instead of just doing the obvious thing
It's ok to be a weirdo chav. If you accept yourself others will too, as long as you don't molest any kids.

>> No.7373782

>tfw no comfy arcade to stop in at after work and do some credits of the shmup you're working on this month
Feels bad broskis

>> No.7373832
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>all literally just games
life is just a game

>> No.7374632
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I've had yellow fever since I was 12 and had a crush on the only korean girl in my school. If you like em, you like 'em. Simple as.

clp is on infinite layers of cope and delusion and he's downloaded incompatible views like pol and daoism lol, nothing he says makes any sense and just comes off as insane blabbering of a failed dude desperate for some approval, specially from his idols clast and pasky (who find him insufferable it seems). Sad!

>> No.7374729

New to /vr/. Are the threads always like this or just the generals?

>> No.7374737

Like what? Can you be specific

>> No.7374750
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Yelling at some sperg about asian girls instead of talking about video games.

>> No.7374763

no way that picture is fucking real lmao

>> No.7374778
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mfw waiting for SEETHE n COPE for breakfast tomorrow

>> No.7374941

Hey cee how do you explain this??

Yes some shmup talk and some banter

>> No.7375039
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>how do you explain this??
simply honorary

>Yes some shmup talk and some banter
what shmup talk?

>> No.7375283

Gonna dadflail thru Super XYX tonight

>> No.7375816

>game with flying dicks
Why do u hate yourself?

>> No.7375926
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What's the best 90's shmup and movie combo for tonight?

>> No.7375947

not really, this time we managed to talk about games for like 10 posts but don't get your hopes up

>> No.7376459

>all posts about tr*nn*es and yellow fever deleted
another day, another 3 hours of save state grinding after work...

>> No.7376571
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If you want to play shmups I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a grind session ain't one

>> No.7376592
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Is Deathsmiles a good horizontal shmooter?

>> No.7376747

>is it good
it's a shmup so...that's unlikely

>> No.7376754

thats just a plus to me
what other game has flying dicks

>> No.7376951

It's sideways bullet hell if you want that

>> No.7376991

Cave's only good game

>> No.7377051

well if you put it that way, okay


>> No.7377068

what's she smell like bros?

>> No.7377079

Knowing the Chinese; sweat, sour milk and some heavy flower-scented perfume

>> No.7377083
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>turn shmup music OFF
>turn jpop ON
ok time to enter the flow state

>> No.7377092

for me its prog rock

>> No.7377108
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shmup girls! yuck! >>7376592

>> No.7377131

Literally only play video games and deal with weeb shit anymore because all the hot fob chicks are into it for some reason.
They think you're a chad for playing shmups because they have no spatial awareness at all.
>tfw they all play jarpigs
>tfw chav will SEETHE at this fact

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>> No.7377167

5h17 st4n3 i see you.

>> No.7377226

Ok very cool, feel special?

>> No.7377248

i do thanks

>> No.7377267
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Name the last SHMUP you played and thoroughly enjoyed.
Strikers 1945 was a blast

>> No.7377275

You're just a coomer

>> No.7377285

When do shmups get fun? I have 10 1ccs and hated all of them

>> No.7377307

Time to idle in discord and gossip about cheaters and posers imo maybe share some shmup factoids no one cares for

>> No.7377308

super xyx

>> No.7377379

I sure hope you're playing one with shitty music like the original Donpachi.

>> No.7377383

you the guy from the bmup thread? if so, then just fuck off.
if you've cleared 10 different shmups and several bmups and hated them all, maybe video games just aren't for you.

>> No.7377486

Are you me?

>> No.7377525

what games?

>> No.7377538

Musha aleste.
Cool music and badass intro

>> No.7377557

Anyone who plays the same shmup(s) daily has a mental illness and is escaping reality through hypnotic pattern repetition.

>> No.7377558

hell yes brother

>> No.7377612

Agree with this strong point. My friend (Henri) came over and said the same thing while we had a casual coin of Gradius together. I'm more of a survival player but I had to agree.

>> No.7377616

Ahh yes a daddy shmup player. The worst of the worst.

>> No.7377654

>game bad
>strong point my friend said the same thing XD
Kys or at least learn idiomatic english before machine gun samefagging

>> No.7378003

another name made up by me.

my best mate fucking loves belgium and moved there, your mental issues are entirely holding you back.

>> No.7378042

>every area in belgium is the same

>> No.7378051

>grown adult cant move around a country with cheap accommodation and opportunities

>my mate from england who doesnt even speak fucking french managed it in a day


>> No.7378269

>Cave's only good game
That would be Dangun Feveron.

>> No.7378280

h i p s t e r

>> No.7378287

>everyone has the money to move anywhere they want in the country and get a new job with equal pay and benefits while maintaining the same cost of living
you are embarrassingly stupid

>> No.7378292

granpa pls

>> No.7378294

>you are embarrassingly stupid
almost as if he's a manchild neet living off mummy and daddy and dole with no life experience besides doing clown tricks on a bike and conducting deep underground investigations on trannies

>> No.7378316

more excuses.... my mate went with nigh on nothing just some benefits money he saved up, he shares a place with some artists and thats it, networking and community.

you are embarrassingly full of excuses.

he's since made 30k on shares though with invested welfare money lmao

no life experience? lmfao not only have i done more than you ever will ive also lived abroad, back to your loser drone office making coffee for danny chang and raj patel

>> No.7378375

y’all, what about Guardian Heroes?

>> No.7378386

>jarpig elements
>forced cutscenes
>poor game balance
it's shite

>> No.7378392

loved it as a yoot but if youre playing saturn get the memory card expansion.

>> No.7378417

>>jarpig elements
that's good

>> No.7378441

for winners its Belgium

for sT4N3 it's Failgium

>> No.7378659

t. retired toilet cleaner on the dole

>> No.7378817

Chav stalks the shmup community hoping to find a bigger loser than him he can pick on. But we know too much about him. He is literally the biggest loser.

>> No.7378874

How can I get better at shmup?

I feel bad for parents and the doctors he must be abusing with his lies, copes and self delusions. Hopefully his mum cuts the ambilical cord so he gets a taste of reality or ends up in the looney bin bouncing off walls in a nice straight jacket.

>> No.7378891

He threatened suicide when his mum took his internet away, yes he's almost 40.

>> No.7378913
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>you can emulate all the 360 cave shmups now but the audio doesn't loop
finally got to play saidaioujou but it was awkward

>> No.7378917

tell me how i know you're an r9k poster?

you flopped senpai and you can't even use language properly lmfao

>> No.7378921

how come every time i skim either the fps or the shooters threads is always discussion about autistic trannies, sexual deviants and manchild neets ? wtf? is like every dev and every fan of this shit and these long ass threads are just discussing that

>> No.7378930


>been in it literally longer than nearly all of you

fucksake you can't get anything right...


but also
>on the dole


lmfao you thick fucking cuntermensch

>> No.7378935

Video games are literally for losers and the communities have the biggest percentage of mental illness ever seen, i point this out thus they get butthurt and try to reverse it onto me but they really are the tranny y soi y pro virgin

>> No.7378939

>He threatened suicide when his mum took his internet away
The way of the buddha

>> No.7379067

>try to reverse it onto me
it takes no effort at all, by any objective metric you are the ultimate loser ;)

>> No.7379094

CHAV IS stalking us since he was kicked out of every shmup scene and quit the games years ago, now all he does is creep around looking for gossip and 'the scoop" on players that might be bigger losers than him. He desperately wants to find bigger losers than him so he can feel like he's better than someone and has the right views. It's the biggest cope!. He mocks people in a mean spirited way because he's a bitter man with no life, no goals and nothing to be proud of. He even tried to troll me in Twitter, someone who never knew he existed, but I got to him easily! Now everyone sees the truth about chav and he's alone and sad and can't hide his ugly personality with "baby" or pol memes!

>> No.7379107

t. Brit with mental problems, unemployed but has gamer glasses

>> No.7379109

To the 36 y/o unemployed chav living with mum I would recommend getting a decent job and moving out.

>> No.7379120
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chav machine gun btfo

>> No.7379154

Baby = bants
Darn this autocorrect

>> No.7379207
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Sdoj isn't playable seriously outside arcade pcbs.

some big juicy truths here

>> No.7379216
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also he is soijak irl

>> No.7379253

I have chat logs of cee trolling our shmup discord obsessively talking about pedophilia, age of consent and how he likes hebes. He did this many times for some reason. That boy is not well.

>> No.7379304
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he's a middle aged man(child)

>> No.7379309
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its beatable and full fps but yeah the music thing is depressing.
also need to get the dlc working like muchi muchi pork

>> No.7379660
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jobless scum of the earth

>> No.7379741

the virgin neet gamer playing 12 hours a day
the chad jap superplayer playing in between his 12 hour work shifts

>> No.7379782
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>> No.7379839

are there any 2-loop games that change up the soundtrack for the second loop?
seems like a wasted opportunity imo

>> No.7379987

I'm thinking of making a shmup game, but I haven't actually ever played any myself. Any tips on shmup design?

>> No.7379998

Idle in discord and post 3000 posts per week, share tips no one asked for and lie about your achieves. Never get that 2-all and jump to a different game. Stream 40 minutes a week to keep up appearances so you can seem like you're one of us. That's a good starting point imo.

>> No.7380104

Alternatively you can get an education, find a respectable job and a loving wife and have a fulfilling life.

>> No.7380347

t. hollywood brainwashing

>> No.7380361

The illness *IS* fake!

>> No.7380363
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>hollywood promotes good values

>> No.7380376

you are getting into way too much autism anon, you won't handle it, have you seen these threads? run from the shmup community while you still can

>> No.7380389

thats bull, gaming has all sorts of people involved, and i have even been involved with traditional rp communities and magic the gathering which has the stereotype about being full of nerds but only on these threads and the communities around these genres do i see the concentrated autism from the exagerated stereotypes, like wizardchan schizos and /r9k/ trannies all having seizures at each other

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>> No.7380557
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>> No.7380704
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>> No.7380728
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>> No.7380772

noone's in denial about people like jarpigs and not shmups

>> No.7380843

so challenging games are more enjoyed and viewed than shmups, and easy chill games are more enjoyed and viewed than shmups

wonder what shmups are even good for?

>> No.7380856

they're good for filtering people and making them eternally seethe and cope in shmup threads

>> No.7380865

they're good for bankrupting shmup companies

>> No.7380882 [DELETED] 

what do we think

>> No.7380884

what do we think

>> No.7380885

not an rpg

>> No.7380926
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but where are the replays!

>> No.7380929

not touhou

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Source this semen demon

>> No.7380940

interesting how you mock asking for shakmo's replay but do ask for replays with a certain someone that makes you butthurt... hmm...

>> No.7380976

hey man that's my fiance you're talking about.

>> No.7381009

i like grinding save states

>> No.7381051

Batsugun for Saturn I think

>> No.7381063

streaming and discord make playing single player games less lonely and depressing.

>> No.7381115

in rpgs

>> No.7381197

YU-NO flashbacks

>> No.7381236
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this is a shmup thread. post anime girls or dogs.

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I'm going to imitate Plasmo and change my life for the better.

>> No.7381307

Keep us updated.


>> No.7381316
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>never plays shmups
>posts the shmup music he listens to while playing FFXIV 15 hours a day

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not an exaggeration btw

>> No.7381323


>> No.7381324
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>15 hours a day

>> No.7381327
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>> No.7381328

What are Plasmo's top 3 shmups? I don't know what I should like.

>> No.7381330
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>> No.7381346

Great question. Maybe someone has his updated preferences but this list is from 2014. Battle Garegga being his favorite.

[25] [Battle Garegga]

[20] [Ikaruga]
[20] [Armed Police Batrider]
[20] [Ibara]

[18] [Radiant Silvergun]
[18] [Donpachi]
[18] [Batsugun Special Version]
[18] [Pink Sweets]

[15] [XOP Black]
[15] [Mars Matrix]
[15] [Dodonpachi Dai Ou Jou]
[15] [Giga Wing 2]

[10] [Yalkina STG]
[10] [Homura]
[10] [Zero Gunner 2]
[10] [Strikers 99]
[10] [Strikers 45 II]

[8] [Shikigami no Shiro II]
[8] [Gunbird 2]
[8] [Raiden Fighters Jet]
[8] [Strikers 45]
[8] [Cho Ren Sha 68k]

[5] [Raiden Fighters]
[5] [Soukyugurentai]
[5] [P-47 Aces]

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>> No.7381396 [DELETED] 

What did plasmo do

>> No.7381397

Wouldn't Pink Sweets be his current number 1?

>> No.7381413 [DELETED] 

It's kind of private unless he's told you.

>> No.7381414
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chav quiet... the last series of btfos might have been too much for him bros...

>> No.7381419

the risitas video did it

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I need a life replay to copy

>> No.7381472

~ Eaglet ~

1. Personal favorite Achievements: Getting married and becoming a dad to a beautiful boy. :mrgreen:

Shmup-wise; got serious with Batrider. Invented a large part of my own route, even if I use WR team!

(2) Personal Biggest Screw-ups of 2020: Would have liked to get the 21 mil in Batrider, but whatever.

(3) Favourite Achievements by Others of 2020: All of the hard Toaplan clears, Plasmo on the Pink Sweets, moglar on the Ketsui.
Haven't kept myself super up to date with the community.

(4) Goals for 2021: Batrider 23 mil if I get the time!

(BONUS) CHALLENGE TO OTHER PLAYERS: Play Batrider Advanced Team and go for score!

>> No.7381479

post your replays

>> No.7381483

based Eaglet

>> No.7381559

>Haven't kept myself super up to date with the community
That's a good tip.

>> No.7381564

Is that why you're here?

>> No.7381601

/shmups/ generation is an anonymous open space not a community.

>> No.7381607

It's a community nonetheless whether the members are anonymous or not

>> No.7381637

You missed Eaglet's point. Go read it again, slowly and improve your English abilities asap.

>> No.7381642

>you think Eaglet posts here and not some larper poser that never plays shmups

>> No.7381647

>getting married
lmfao yikes

>> No.7381648

cope for getting btfo

>> No.7381658

seething x2

>> No.7381667

I like this arrange myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Eb_68DTJA

>> No.7381669

>the constant stink of a woman in your home

>> No.7381674

hi tane

>> No.7381686

why are you pretending to be / look up to someone that plays while you don't play yourself?
of course, you could prove me wrong right now by posting your replays, but we all know the only replays you have are rpg videos

>> No.7381692

he's still here no doubt, just undercover until he slips up again

>> No.7381697

until he can no longer contain his slowly boiling ceethe and autism

>> No.7381703

Need a himbo husband who can carry all the heavy parts of the arcade can for me

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>you're pretending to be him!
>or maybe look up to him?
>just please post some replays!!!!

>> No.7381819 [DELETED] 

The illness is fake.

>> No.7381868

Kind of a weird question but does anyone have a chart/picture that compares genre names in the West vs the East? The only one that stands out in my mind is West/shoot em up and East/STG

>> No.7381869

hopefully it'll be less shite than the ps2 game was.

>> No.7381943

popcorn/zako comes to mind

>> No.7381979

on the one hand t4n3 hates cee

on the other he comes here to be with ME everyday!

>> No.7381980

>posting it again desperate for response

fucksake rick you flopped and made it obvious im rent free and you're here EVERYDAY!

let it go

>> No.7381981

robs mum wants to feel proud of her son coming home in a shirt and tie, instead he come home with a dirty thai

>> No.7381986

it was removed, hence the repost. chill

>> No.7381990


is that u rick? you can magically post here again or?

>> No.7381992

>chav buying that ric is here and involved

>> No.7382002

ok chav ill reveal this to you
rob doesnt have a gf
those were screenshots of dating apps but dassit
theyve been playing with you this whole time
same with ric
and you fall for it

>> No.7382007 [DELETED] 

>NOOOOO this is MY show you don't play me!!!

>> No.7382015 [DELETED] 

>dey played you!!
>robs still actually the same lonely creepy virgin as before

woah totally btfo, how will i recover?


rik lies easily, its a Spanish thing.

>> No.7382019 [DELETED] 

So Chav, is Ric here with us, right now?

>> No.7382023

nah hes talking to you on guscord

>> No.7382035 [DELETED] 

oh no no no no clastbros... say it aint so!

>> No.7382040

noone has talked about you since you were forced out, it's just shmup talk, you dumbfuck

>> No.7382042 [DELETED] 

they throw out all these gay little testers because they are paranoid and ceething but they cant tell which ones i play along with and not.

>> No.7382047 [DELETED] 


Where did i say you were talking about me?



>> No.7382058

the man of Dao, everyone
falls for every single bait

>> No.7382061

t. machine gun spamming about "thai hookers"

>> No.7382065





So you cant even get a thai hooker? lmfao backfire mate.

>> No.7382067

lmao who the fuck is "they" and "i"
thats you senpai

>> No.7382071

who is they?

lmaoooo cors bruv, i suppose you're the riddler? more like the diddler

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>> No.7382075

>mentions tranny shit out of nowhere
ceek help

>> No.7382079


>not chavah

just leave it to me son.

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have u read The Ego and Its Own, chav? also what do u think of Ernst Jünger

>> No.7382089

riddle me this.....

if you a real daoist
my nigga C L P
then why you the loudest
on shmupg
aint got nothing, no money, no pussy, no soul
just cope n seethin all day on the dole

>> No.7382097

no i havent, max stirner is a bit of a post modern fart and ive been very weary of anything psycho analytical since the travesty that was anna freud,

Im not a daoist per se, i just practice zazen everyday, morning and night.

>> No.7382104

>aint got nothing, no money, no pussy
and this line doesnt fit within context of daoism either, stupid. good luck if you want to startt barring with me though

>> No.7382105

you're fucking wank at it, you fail every single day by coming back here to ceethe

>> No.7382112

your perception is your reality, if i come back here everyday then why is someone asking why ive been quiet?

why can't you retards stay consistent for a single session?

>> No.7382116

what am i wank at exactly?

>> No.7382119

>your perception is your reality
and your perception is layer upon layer of pure cope and delusion, chav
you talked a bit less for a day or so, and when that happens it's a miracle because it's nonstop ceethe with you
and you're back at it...

>> No.7382124

not ceething

>> No.7382140

chav be frontin as a monk
say bitches stank like skunk
broke ass nigga think he the realest
he aint even make the d list
broadcast from the cope shed UK
bike tricks? he always backpedalling
i think the nigga might be gay
in the discords he's always meddling
scheming, coping, seething
always gotta know what robs dreaming
but who gives a fuck, not even his lad kraut

>> No.7382351

>everything I don't like is a spook!
>everything I like belongs to me! Only I matter, me me me and me!
Yes the philosophy of narcissistic, delusional bimbos. Very common these days.

>> No.7382387

Sounds a lot more based than collectivist bullshit like marxism desu

>> No.7382468

>aids sounds better than cancer desu
Best to avoid both.

>> No.7382546
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In case anyone's interested I looked through the archives and found it from the term "tansaku"
Gotta add that, thank you anon

>> No.7382618

I don't plan on getting involved in the autism, I just want to understand the autism enough to make something that autists will buy.

>> No.7382686

shmups sell like ass, it's not worth it

>> No.7382693

for you

>> No.7382702

Fighting game bf/shmup bf relationship dynamic

>> No.7382715

>wants to make something for others to buy
>thing doesn't sell
>somehow it's worth it

>> No.7382837

They have a few different terms for fighting games. I know 格ゲー but there's another common one

>> No.7382846

Why is Tactical RPG called Simulation RPG in Japan?

>> No.7382894

t. totally not a jarpig

>> No.7383086

you think im seething when im chillin and laughing

but ok lmao

>> No.7383090

could you please chill and laugh somewhere else

>> No.7383098

ah knew it, baited you into revealing your true intent with that last post lmao

no im here to STAY

>> No.7383104

not the same person

>> No.7383108



>> No.7383118

good for you kek

>> No.7383129


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>> No.7383154

why though

>> No.7383224

he misses his shmup fwends

>> No.7383297

funny init

>> No.7383325

he'll never answer this

>> No.7383327

literally just did lmfao


>> No.7383626
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>chav admits he misses his fwends
weird feel

>> No.7383675

is this the redemption arc?

>> No.7383685

why did you reply referring to yourself in third person? way to make things confusing. fucking autism

>> No.7383771

You being confused is nothing new though is it?

>> No.7384284
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Eaglet and Plasmo proving /shmupg/ wrong every day. All their shmup narratives broken.

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>> No.7384449

>congrats, here's your young latino male for a wife

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What is going on?

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>> No.7385252

I don't get the hype of Garegga or Ibara, they are so slow and ugly until the very end.

>> No.7385272

The rank system is pretty cool

>> No.7385284

Most shmups are developed too quickly, not play tested enough and the devs don't even play their own games so expect a lot of jank and bad updates or no updates. They even add counterstops willy nilly because they don't give a fuck.

>> No.7385294

>garegga slow
Play Miyamoto and do a lot of fast, unnecessary movements to stay awake. That's what I do.

it's almost like these games are just for fun, and not to be taken seriously/competitively??? gee wow

>> No.7386024

ibara is a lot of things but ugly? hell naw

>> No.7386037

dull color scheme and industrial mech shit looks boring and uninspired

>> No.7386050

you're talking nonsense, back to blue and pink animu

>> No.7386060

ibara has pink bullets and anime sluts, niice projection

>> No.7386068

actually they're mostly purple and grey, what game has a good colour scheme then and what do you prefer as enemies?

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for most games it's not an issue at all, but ibara in particular has a really bland and ugly grey-brown-metallic color scheme that is uninspired, same with the building and terrain designs, and everything blends together in an ugly way.

>> No.7386092

ah of course you like more childish themes.... figures.

im sorry you suck at ibara

>> No.7386101

better than the ugly coomer game Ibara.

>> No.7386104

back to your silly theme for children