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7348984 No.7348984 [Reply] [Original]

Why did Shredder and Krang want the Statue of Liberty?

>> No.7348990

>>7348984
To distract the audience from April's fat melons.

>> No.7348991

sex doll

>> No.7349032

And why did the Turtles have to travel through time to recover the Statue of Liberty? What was April O'Neil reporting on before Krang showed up? Why were those people at this event?

>> No.7349369

>>7348984
they hate france
for good reason, fuck france

>> No.7349378

>>7349032
big questions

>> No.7349384

>>7348984
I'm not at Liberty to say.

>> No.7349385

>>7349369
He lost, anon. Accept it.

>> No.7349389
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7349389

>>7349385

>> No.7349403

Meh weirder shit happens in the tmnt multiverse, the 80’s characters are only allowed to realize the flaws of their universe when they interact with any other universe

>> No.7349430

I always masturbate vigorously to Apreil O'Neil, she's very cute, has beautiful boobs, and her jumpsuit makes me crazy.
Do you feel the same?

>> No.7349436

>>7349385
We all lost.

>> No.7349441

>>7349430
bad question to ask, you're just going to end up mentally scared as some creep from the deep raises up from lurking and tells you his stories about whacking it to master splinter

>> No.7349452

>>7349441
It's cool. As a teen I fantazised a few times about covering my dick with pizza so April would have to suck it good to get all the sticky cheese.

>> No.7349457

>>7349452
>even in his fantasies he has to trick women to get them to fuck him

Anon

>> No.7349460

>>7349436
based

>> No.7349647

>>7349457
Anon, even when they fuck Chad Wolf Thundercock it's only for the social status.

>> No.7350080

>>7349647
That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said. Take your pills.

>> No.7350760

>>7350080
>women will always be women, wether it is in hard-on fantasy or the real world
>I want to fuck zoe quinn
Pick one.

>> No.7350791

Shredder and Krang understood that the Statue of Liberty was a symbol of oppression that perpetuates the US's racist patriarchy, so they took matters into their own hands and justifiably tore it down.

>> No.7351003

Because they could.

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>>7348984
They were BLM “activists” who wanted to erase US history because it’s racist and replace the concept of liberty (a white male invention) with justice and affirmative action.

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7351076

>>7348990
Baste

>> No.7351080

>>7351014
Stop spamming this image on /vr/ of all places, and go back to /pol/

>> No.7351081

>>7351076
that mike looks uglier than normal, what did you do

>> No.7351083

>>7350760
Did you hit your head?

>> No.7351085

>>7351080
t. kneeler who doesn't want to be reminded of his shame

>> No.7351103

>>7351085
Sports is for annoying normalfags so this does not apply to me.

>> No.7351116

>>7351085
I can’t believe Americans actually kneel for BLM shit. 2020 is going to be remembered as a year of mass psychosis.

>> No.7351124
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7351124

>>7351103
it was nothing to do with sports

>> No.7351506

>>7351124
Anything with the National Anthem constitutes normalfag shit.

>> No.7351630

>>7351116
Coalburners and their apes aren't American, and normalfag Euros were doing the same as ours were.

>> No.7351648

7351116
I can’t believe Brits actually clap for the NHS tiktok dancing. 2020 is going to be remembered as a year of mass psychosis.

>> No.7352078

>>7349452
based

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7352112

>>7351648
>>7351506
it's nothing to do with the anthem, retard, it's kneeling for BLM, no anthem at all

>> No.7352323

>>7348984
Like everything they did in that version of TMNT, it was a very roundabout way of getting the turtles within firing range of a non-lethal trap that was in itself a very roundabout way of getting rid of them.

>> No.7352553

>>7351116
libshits aren't American they're just America-adjacent

>> No.7352679

>>7352112
Okay, well going to protests is normalfag shit as well. And none of this changes the fact that this doesn't belong on /vr/ and you should go back to /pol/ and stop trying to constantly shoehorn your dumbass reactionary politics into discussion about retro video games of all things.

>> No.7353004

>>7352323
Why did beating a level boss send them further in time?

>> No.7353053

>>7348984
I mean to a small kid it makes sense - the statue of liberty is something that symbolises american pride. They steal that because they are bad and evil and want to harm America.

So basically the same as how the American government says anyone they don't like such as Putin is bad and evil.

>> No.7353074

april is so FUCKING hot

>> No.7353084

>>7352112
BIDEN SAMA I KNEEL

>> No.7353092

>>7349369
I've been all over the world and Paris is fucking horrible; even a dingy town in Malaysia is better

>> No.7353257

>>7352112
Those are Trump people praying to God for election integrity in Arizona, you fucking moronic Ahmed worshipper.

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>> No.7353979

OP asking the real questions

Fuck, now I have to replay it and find out

>> No.7355031

>>7353979
This fag gave the best answer so far >>7352323

>> No.7355304

>>7352323
I gotta say the video games are canon and the cartoon was a gay AU

>> No.7355320

>>7349032
Anon, the Japanese aren't particularly known for their quality writing.

>> No.7355341

>>7355320
Just like /vr/

>> No.7355347

They were going to spend a few days hotglueing it and then teleport it back as a prank.

>> No.7355432

>>7349032
Americans can't let ANYBODY ever get their filfthy hands on their statues, April was and people were celebratiy the birthday of the statue, Kang and Shreder wanted too demoralise the turtles by taking the statue. Shreder went back in time to find a nice place to dump it, hoping that the turtles wouldn't be able to catch up

>> No.7355443

>>7355432
Why doesn't Shredder go back in time to kill the turtles before they're hit by the mutagen?

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>>7349384

>> No.7355525

>>7355031

Oh ok. Anyway the SNES version is slow as fuck after you play the arcade original.

>> No.7355545

>>7349385
Who lost?

>> No.7355553

>>7353942
Based
>>7355320
applies to the modern west as well

>> No.7355907

>>7355443
not intelligent enought to come up with that

>> No.7355965

>>7355443
Most incarnations explain it as the Turtles being friends with a time guardian named Renet who pops up to warn them whenever someone goes back to the past to try to kill them. In the 80s cartoon, it's because Shredder is incompetent.

>> No.7356051

>>7350760
I fucked Zoe quinn. I am become five guys, bringer of fries.

>> No.7356062

>>7353004
The bosses were Shredder's minions, so he probably gave them some sort of device to help them get back after they were done with their mission.