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7345721 No.7345721 [Reply] [Original]

>Just hold sprint and forward buttons and hope for the best rng.
Nice game design

>> No.7345725

>Just take a screenshot from mario then bitch and whine
Nice thread faggot

>> No.7345735

>>7345721
Thats how enemies would act, kid. Its a touch of realism that got lost in video games over time, which is why old video games are objectively better

>> No.7345746

Hit the blocks underneath them as fast as possible. It's the only way to get through them with no powerup.

>> No.7345748

>>7345721
Enbettereth thyself

>> No.7345763

>>7345721
Id like watching zoomers getting filtered by the hammer bros on 8-3.

>> No.7345764

>>7345748
>Enbettereth
>= Betters (present passive-tense verb)
>used as a command
What did he mean by this?

>> No.7346148

This is why their jumping takes a while and their attacks arc instead of literally any other pattern: you are capable of reacting to what they choose to do with 100% results.

>> No.7346416

>>7345763
Saves states bruh

>> No.7346486
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7346486

>>7345721
Just hold right and jump? I beat this when I was baby.

>> No.7346538

>>7345721
Stand right next to them, toddler. Their hammers will go over you.

>> No.7346575

>>7346416
disgusting

>> No.7346583
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7346583

>dies once
>"iS tHiS bAd GaMe DeSiGn???"

>> No.7346598

>>7345721
how in the world did "le game design" became such a buzz prase? fucking kids repeat it so much because they think are adding weight to their capricious opinion it already means jack shit, I blame egoraptor and other morons trying to act like game design experts despite the fact they are laymen and have absolutely no idea what they are talking about

>> No.7346605

>>7346416
cheater cheater fuck you

>> No.7346608

>>7346486
that webm makes it look harder than it is

>> No.7346612

>>7346605
Not cheating if the game is made like crap.

>> No.7346651

>>7346612
Yeah go play your jet set wily on oi me speccy, it's really the dogs bollocks.

>> No.7346712

>>7345721
>>Just [Headcanon]
Vacate, you lowly PEASANT

>> No.7346726

>>7345763
I get filtered there too. How the fuck do I consistently no-death 8-3 anons?

>> No.7346731

>>7345721
Why do you guys reply to game bashing threads? They are pointless.

>> No.7346738

>>7345721
>I can't adapt to changing or unpredictable circumstances

>> No.7346867

>>7346726
Just git gud and remember the layout of the level, there isn't anything more to it than that. Also, am I the only one that got filtered by SMB at first, but easily completed SMB2J? I spent literal weeks trying to beat SMB on my famiclone and didn't get past 7-2, , while some time later I completed SMB2J in a couple of days, and then I still couldn't beat SMB

>> No.7346896

>>7346726
Rewind feature.

>> No.7346905

>>7345721
Wait until there aren't hammers in the way.

>> No.7346982
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7346982

>>7346486
Nice hacks bro.

>> No.7347021

>>7345721
You know I kind of understand getting filtered by some of the later hammer bros who don't have platforms above them, but getting filtered by these guys? Keep going pleb.

>> No.7347068

>>7345721
The one right before the final boss in 8-4 is the ultimate piss off. You've come all that way but there's one more RNG obstacle to overcome at the finish.

>> No.7347125

>>7346726
There are power ups hidden in the level. First pair of hammer bros block rows hides a mushroom near the back, and when you have brick rows its WAY easier to take out the hammer bros.

I think it’s the next pair of block rows that hides a second power up. If you can become fire mario, which is pretty easy if you know where the items are, then the level is a cakewalk.

>> No.7347213

Is this just speedrunning autism? Hammer Bros are unironically easy as fuck to deal with as long as you stop right in front of them, in the safe spot, wait for then to jump and then run. Kid me could do it consistently in Deluxe

>> No.7347352

>>7345721
> no pattern
uh no. one pattern determines hammer throws, one pattern determines jumps.

>> No.7348608

>>7345721
Git gud, scrub. I can kill hammer bros by jumping on them. That's the way to kill them if you're a man.

>> No.7348613

>>7345721
Meh, pretty rudimentary. Try playing super streetfighter 2010 the final fight. The enemies will gape your asshole, pleb.

>> No.7348614

>>7346726
Either git gud, or keep fire flower.

>> No.7348619

>>7347068
That's not RNG. When you first get there do not hesitate and accelerate fast towards hm and command Mario or Luigi to run under him, but modulate your jump (yes, this is always possible in SMB) so that the cheep cheep doesn't end you.

>> No.7348626
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7348626

^*The hammer brother will move, but you need to run fast up to him immediately.*

>> No.7350115

>>7346982
>he doesn't know how the hitboxes work
kek

>> No.7350205

>>7346982
all stars hitboxes baby zoom

>> No.7350697

>>7346598
>how in the world did "le game design" became such a buzz prase
It's just zoomers blaming the game for their own failures.

>> No.7352467

I think the Hammer Bros are the first video game filter.
Am I wrong?

>> No.7352486
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7352486

at least it's not a maze

>> No.7352826

>>7352467
The first filter was coin jamming a Pong machine.

>> No.7352861

>>7352826
>The first filter was coin jamming a Computer Space machine.
ftfy oldenbro