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7335083 No.7335083 [Reply] [Original]

I suck donkey kong, how do I

>> No.7335087

Be less of a retard.

>> No.7335091
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>> No.7335097

>>7335083
you play more donkey kong and git gud

>> No.7335102

You need to eat bananas only

>> No.7335107

shitposting on /vr/ should be considered like desecrating a grave, I bet a 200 reply thread filled with at least some nuggets of something interesting just got pruned to make way for your faggotry

>> No.7335113

does donkey kong 64 count

>> No.7335209
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wanky kong

>> No.7335227

>I suck donkey kong

Oh, banana~

>> No.7335298

when you die, remember to not die there next time
eat bananas, the potassium will help get you in the Gamer Zone

>> No.7335347

>>7335083
go back to /v/

>> No.7335691

does donkey kong 64 count

>> No.7335693

>>7335083
Become diddy

>> No.7335725
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>>7335693
wait if i start hrt and become Dixie?

>> No.7335741

Play a good game that's not a shitty style-over-substance pile of trash that was marketed to idiots with fucking graphics and had shitty gameplay which is of course expected from fucking Rare.
Late SNES games were the beginning of the end for gaming because Nintendo got assmad at Sega for having quality fucking Genesis games and instead appealed to a new generation of idiotic pseudo-gamers with shit like DKC, Starfox, and the entire goddamn N64 library.

>> No.7335756

>>7335741
>Play a good game
So you recommend Donkey Kong Country then.

>> No.7335758

>>7335741
pure filtered rage

>> No.7335765

>>7335756
I cannot understand a single fucking person liking that goddamn game. Fucking play any other good platformer on the SNES. Mario World. Anything. Compare it to the fucking horribly glitchy, slippery, imprecise trash controls and gameplay of DKC. It's bad. It's pathetic.
I do not understand the way the mid-90s brainwashed an entire fucking hobby into liking absolute fucking trash games. It's insanity.

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>>7335083
>suck donkey kong, how do I
It might help if you take him out to dinner first, Anon, or at least bake him a pie. A cool, refreshing banana cream pie on a sweltering summer night could be just the trick to get him in the right mood. Then it's just a matter of positioning your head near his groin and allowing nature to take its course (meaning Donkey will take care of the rest).

Good luck, OP!

>> No.7335786

>>7335083
Why do people play the horrible non-arcade and arcade based DK games? Why do people punish themselves like this?

>> No.7335790

is donkey kong 64 canon

>> No.7335797

>>7335765
Nah, DKC is peak monkey fun

>> No.7335815

>>7335765
Preach. DKC looks like shit too. What a copy and paste TV commercial from the early 90s art style.