/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7329538]

Childhood faps

[Anonymous No.7329554]

This game had a nice soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IewACeMzkJo

[Anonymous No.7329576]

>>7329554
Klepacki was 17 when he composed the Dune II OST and this, let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.7329593]

[Anonymous No.7329619]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7329632]

>>7329538
When did you coom? That moment she showed her pantsu?

[Anonymous No.7329669]

>>7329538
actually fapped to her, in game

[Anonymous No.7329687]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7329697]

>fapping to video games
no thanks, I had access to the porn collection of my older brothers

[Anonymous No.7329707]

>>7329538
Pic related.
>>7329593
I read about that game some time ago. The European microcomputer scene back then was like the Wild West.

[Anonymous No.7329725]

>>7329538
Man vinegar placed in ur mum's womb

[Anonymous No.7329735]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7329765]

>>7329735
>>7329707
what games are these never seen them before

[Anonymous No.7329808]

[Anonymous No.7329813]

>>7329707
You posted exactly what I was going to post

[Anonymous No.7329846]

DoA2 was a godsend as a 13yr old

[Anonymous No.7329892]

>>7329846
I spent forever trying to figure out the nude Kasumi shit
Never did get it to work

[Anonymous No.7329956]

[Anonymous No.7329959]

>>7329813
This sprite used to make me feel funny.

[Anonymous No.7329968]

Splooted to this many a time

[Anonymous No.7329996]

>>7329968
Gonna have to post the full art in higher resolution brosif

[Anonymous No.7330001]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7330009]

>>7329619

Hot

>>7329846

WELL
WELL
WEEELLLLLL

[Anonymous No.7330017]

>>7329996
Seung Mina is fully responsible for like 10% of ejected volume in my early teens

[Anonymous No.7330030]

>>7329576
Doesn't Japan have music required as part of it's general education (at least back in the 70s,80s, etc)? I remember seeing a vid way back when about how we had that in the west but it was dropped.

[Anonymous No.7330035]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7330043]

>>7330035
That's a man, baby

[Anonymous No.7330056]

>>7330043
that only makes it better

[Anonymous No.7330087]

>>7330030
They still have that, at least for basic music education.

[Anonymous No.7330096]

[Anonymous No.7330212]

>>7330043
>posts this in response to a confirmed non-man
>passed by Bridget without a single word

[Anonymous No.7330230]

>>7330001
based

[Anonymous No.7330318]

>>7329538
Kyrandia hand of fate was my first
It took me a very long time to beat that game as a kid, but I liked being a girl

[Anonymous No.7330319]

>>7329669
Zoomers fapped to this.

>>7329687
Boomers fapped to this.


WHAT did [[they]] put into the water after Y2K?

[Anonymous No.7330321]

>>7330212
Poison is not a "confirmed non-man" lol

[Anonymous No.7330345]

>>7330043

Ha ha! not anymore faggot, the original Japanese devs admitted they made it up to fool the lawsuit crazy Amerikans.

[Anonymous No.7330348]

dis boi gave my pp funny feelings since long

[Anonymous No.7330395]

>>7329538

Dark times..

[Anonymous No.7330418]

>>7330319
Dunno about him, but I was graduating high school when Wind Waker first came out, and I still fapped to her.

I've obviously said too much, but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.7330428]

>>7330345
why does this mean so much to you?

[Anonymous No.7330532]

>>7330428
some people are so insecure they can't accept they beat their meat to a perfectly female-looking bunch of pixels that the artists called a male

[Anonymous No.7330548]

>>7330532
its seems you are the one with issues with it, this is not the only thread you started sperging about it unprompted

[Anonymous No.7330595]

>>7329707
good modding times

[Anonymous No.7330612]

>>7330319
Gay frogs in murikan waters made you all have shit taste in ugly wamen?

[Anonymous No.7330616]

>>7329765
>b8
Bait

[Anonymous No.7330673]

>>7329632
>coom
Leave.

[Anonymous No.7330696]

>>7330319
I'm a millennial (almost Gen X) and I fapped to Aryll hentai.
>Boomers fapped to this.
Baby boomers are in their 50s and 60s. The average post here is in his 30s. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7330754]

>>7330345
No they didn't lol
She's still considered a "newhalf" (tranny) by Capcom

[Anonymous No.7330779]

This entire game really
https://youtu.be/3uTlV-qe_Yc

[Anonymous No.7330783]

[Anonymous No.7330786]

>>7330754
The director:
>2007 Nishitani stated that he supposed the character "could be male", but added it was up to the viewer to decide. He later clarified in a discussion on Twitter that in his personal view Poison was a woman
The character designer:
>Yasuda himself commented that as far as her gender, he considers her transgender in North American localizations, but cis in Japan.

[Anonymous No.7330791]

>>7329697
How did you manage to re-read the porn with the pages stuck together

[Anonymous No.7330794]

>>7330043
Never was, never will be.

[Anonymous No.7330836]

>>7329968
>>7330017
Same, although it was SoulBlade for me
Those women are basically wearing skimpy outfits with no underwear and doing high kicks. I couldn't play for more than about 5 minutes due to nuclear hormones

[Anonymous No.7330861]

>>7330783
NICE

BRB, PLAYAN AND FAPPAN

[Anonymous No.7330964]

>>7330786
>he considers her transgender
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.7330976]

>>7330794
Literally always was and still is lmfao

[Anonymous No.7331364]

[Anonymous No.7331373]

>>7330779
Welp.

[Anonymous No.7331405]

[Anonymous No.7331558]

>>7330754
>he doesn't know

http://archive.is/wNYgp
http://archive.is/e3ndh
http://archive.is/fBipN
http://archive.is/KUUdH
http://archive.is/y8T1I

[Anonymous No.7331616]

>>7331558
You could edit literally any English text over that moonspeak lol that doesn't make it real

[Anonymous No.7331619]

>>7330976
Only in your mind, fagsan, desu.

[Anonymous No.7331649]

>>7330035
I appreciate this game lets me kill trannies.

[Anonymous No.7331652]

>>7331616
i can confirm it's largely accurate.

[Anonymous No.7331663]

>>7331652
I can confirm it's just random tweets that don't even say anything about games at all, much less final fight

[Sage No.7331671]

>>7330001
Anon... I...

[Anonymous No.7331696]

>>7331364
What game is this?

[Anonymous No.7331698]

>>7330964
In North America.

[Anonymous No.7331703]

>>7331616
Dude, don't be an idiot. Use Google Translate and see for yourself if you don't believe him.

[Anonymous No.7331708]

>>7331703
Why are you defending someone who is outright lying lol
I can read the language and those translations are total fiction lol

[Anonymous No.7331712]

I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.7331721]

>>7331708
>still pretending he knows Japanese
You better save face and delete this post while you have the chance.

[Anonymous No.7331725]

>>7331696

Threads of Fate maybe? Dunno.

[Anonymous No.7331728]

>>7331712
>3DS
While I hate that "fin bra" they gave her, I have to admit the rest of her model looks better.

[Anonymous No.7331729]

>half a good thread gets filled up with nipples arguing about whether or whether not a character is trans

Rent-free, never change, fuck out this good thread with your bullshit, etc

[Anonymous No.7331738]

Mine was a Zone tentacles animation.
>explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.7331832]

>>7329707
I remember thinking she was nude when i first saw this. i later yahoo'd her

[Anonymous No.7331840]

capcom introduced me to psylocke

[Anonymous No.7331853]

>tfw your sexual awakening occured while reading GamePro magazine.

[Anonymous No.7331897]

>>7329846
I saw all the panties in a Gameinformer and bought a PS2 just for the game. I bought an Xbox for DOA 3 and a 360 for DOA 4.

>>7329892
I used a Codebreaker to do it.

[Anonymous No.7331958]

>>7330779

Holy shit this game is bad. The controls, the UI, everything aside from the lovely ladies, their animations and voices and the music sucks. Like the only reason I'm considering subjecting myself to that horror again is to see the inevitable sex scene with the 2 mains. Fucking hell fire.

[Anonymous No.7331969]

>>7331696
dark cloud

[Anonymous No.7331978]

>>7331969
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.7331995]

>>7330696
>spotted the new mother fucker

[Anonymous No.7332049]

you may judge me

[Anonymous No.7332080]

>>7332049
Bad game, but not a bad fap, desu

[Anonymous No.7332123]

>>7331995
>spotted the underage reddit tourist trying too hard to fit in

[Anonymous No.7332151]

>>7332049

There's a nude hack of that btw.

[Anonymous No.7332159]

>>7330001
Gay as fuck
same

[Anonymous No.7332171]

[Anonymous No.7332174]

[Anonymous No.7332179]

[Sage No.7332189]

Only pic of her was in the local arcade. Sneak off to side table in view of it to rub one out.
>No shame

[Anonymous No.7332208]

[Sage No.7332209]

>No one posted it yet.
My fav issue of EGM.

[Anonymous No.7332213]

>>7330056
Mega based

[Anonymous No.7332226]

[Anonymous No.7332271]

>>7332171

Someone please assist her with her foot

[Anonymous No.7332275]

>>7332189

Yo what about the original Rampage when Lizzy turns back to human form nude? I may have busted my first load seeing that...

[Anonymous No.7332281]

>>7332226
>Pantsu Star

[Sage No.7332286]

>>7332275
8 pixels...
>Bruh... The challenge...
That's talent!

[Anonymous No.7332313]

>>7332286
It was still hot as hell, first time for me seeing nudity in a game, iirc

[Anonymous No.7332324]

>>7330001

fine too

[Sage No.7332332]

>>7332313
>He didn't watch The Terminator

[Anonymous No.7332342]

Bitch gave me an unfulfillable lust for elf girls.

[Anonymous No.7332354]

>>7332332
>He thinks sage actually does anything

[Anonymous No.7332376]

Elise from SSX Tricky

[Anonymous No.7332545]

>>7332209
I used to fap to the box

[Anonymous No.7332587]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7332603]

>>7331663
>>7331708
EAT SHIT.
https://twitter.com/nin_arika/status/487230113902108672

[Anonymous No.7332845]

Still fucking mad Eiko wasn't adopted by Zidane and Dagger

[Anonymous No.7332868]

>>7332603
Wow nice fake account lol

[Anonymous No.7332923]

>>7332868
The cope is real with this one. Choke on the aforementioned shit I instructed you to eat, you've been btfo and can't read Japanese for shit.

[Anonymous No.7332935]

>>7329892
>forever trying to figure out the nude Kasumi
Are you talking about the code that makes her topless during the intro? It's nice but it's not like she is jumping around or anything. Her fighting intro/outro where she does a backflip did more for me.

[Anonymous No.7333039]

>>7330791
>pages stuck together meme
Filthy apes.

[Anonymous No.7333070]

>>7331558
The belief that Americans didn't like to have females being hit in games was quite widespread in Japan at that time. Here's an account from one of the developers of Streets of Rage

[Anonymous No.7333565]

>>7332208
Time has changed that company so much...

[Anonymous No.7333636]

>>7331995
Boomer as it's come to be used today is an unironic gen Z meme that only became a thing a couple years after the site was flooded with election tourists. Engaging in it means you're either one of those tourists, or you have really low standards for what you find funny, clever or witty banter, and in both cases I say lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.7333653]

>>7333565

>Money has changed that company so much...

fix'd

[Anonymous No.7333695]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7333902]

>>7333636
Acting like you don't know what it means won't make it go away, but then of course people on this board just cover their heads and pretend new things don't exist, because this board is just childhood games, the safe space.

[Anonymous No.7333919]

>>7332123
Reddit doesn't even work on my browser, so checkmate.

[Anonymous No.7334139]

>>7332923
Lol sorry I didn't fall for your obviously fake bullshit
Enjoy cooming to a tranny

[Anonymous No.7334203]

>>7333902
It makes more sense to take that anon's statement as a rejection of the meme more than pretending it doesn't exist. Refusing to go along with a bad meme is entirely valid.

[Anonymous No.7334212]

>>7333636
nope, boomers themselves created the meme when they made all those millions of articles where they complained about Millenials. It backfired horribly to put those generational memes in the mouth of millenials and gen z so now boomers will just have to eat shit

[Anonymous No.7335071]

>>7329538
The first LoK was mega-bullshit in some areas.
Fuck the fireberry cave and whomever came up with it. Pure trial & error garbage.

[Anonymous No.7335442]

>>7329538
The ladies of EverQuest. I once made my character jump on a table and then bow, planting his face in a barbarian woman's cleavage.

[Anonymous No.7335496]

>>7334212
Ntayrt, I get what you're saying but I think he was talking about how the 30 year old boomer meme, which was originally a crack at older out of touch millennials, distorted the actual definition of a baby boomer. It's now just a catch all for any person older than you with dated or normie opinions apparently.

[Anonymous No.7335580]

>>7333636
Unironically this.
>>7334139
>link to the actual tweet by the developer
>irrefutable proof
>he still acts like this
You're an embarrassment.
>>7334212
You don't even know what a boomer is. 99٪ of the people you call boomers are millennials.

[Anonymous No.7335602]

>>7335580
>You don't even know what a boomer is. 99٪ of the people you call boomers are millennials.
gen x became honorary boomers because they are the ones talking smack about younger generations and are literally undistinguishable now.

[Anonymous No.7335614]

>>7335442
MY MAN
I didn't even like the game, but that fuckin elf...
My family played it for years. I just looked at the box art.

[Anonymous No.7335626]

>>7335496
This can go both ways.

[Anonymous No.7335726]

>>7335602
Again, you're mostly calling millennials boomers. There are only a handful of Gen Xers here.
>the ones talking smack about younger generations
Like you yourself will one day. This is why we make fun of you--because you have zero self awareness. You zoomers act like everyone a decade older than you is a dinosaur while gleefully using technology that your generation didn't invent and lacks the technical know-how to reinvent, and you have no appreciation for the fact that you will look back at the way you're acting now and cringe in just a few short years. You could learn from the cringy behavior of past generations and actually be smarter, but instead you stupid fucks can only feign superiority over everyone older than you.

[Anonymous No.7335997]

You must choose one.

[Anonymous No.7336008]

>>7335580
Lmfao dude you're not going to gaslight me into falling for an obvious fake

[Anonymous No.7336043]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7336070]

>>7329538
Faps? I have looked this word up and it appears to mean, well, I am rather embarrassed about writing this, but if I am correct. Masturbating.

Why would you masturbate to a video game? I don't recall ever doing such a thing in childhood. Only in later adolescence would my mind wonder into this area but not about video games. It's all rather odd.

[Anonymous No.7336078]

>>7336070
Is that you Ignatius?

[Anonymous No.7336098]

>>7336008
A fake account with years of history of answering fans' questions along with photos of the developer himself? Give up already, this is just sad.

[Anonymous No.7336112]

>>7336078
Based fellow /lit/erate man

[Anonymous No.7336135]

>>7331616
>>7331708
>>7332868
>>7334139
>>7336008
Of all the times I've posted those archives referencing an old widely popular story about Poison's origins never have I seen someone attempt to cope this hard over it. Going "merely pretending!" isn't going to work either.

Are you a honest to god tranny by any chance?

[Anonymous No.7336257]

>>7336070
>I don't recall ever doing such a thing in childhood

During *your* childhood you could visit pornhub, during *our* childhoods... well I guess if you were lucky there was a sears catalogue in the house..

[Anonymous No.7336541]

>>7336257
I beg your pardon, Sir? I am 59

[Anonymous No.7336550]

>>7336541

In which case this 42 year old kid apologizes profusely!

[Anonymous No.7336742]

>>7332845

[Anonymous No.7336757]

>>7332226
>>7332281
You know it.
Nothing beats panchira for me.

[Anonymous No.7337096]

>not posted yet
Also Elexis from Sin. Thinking about it, it explains quite a lot.

[Anonymous No.7337457]

>>7335626
It does and both parties involved would be retarded for doing so. The generational shit flinging, while merited sometimes, has been so diluted by overuse that the words are literally losing meaning and like I said just becoming catch all insults used by brainlets. For example: >>7335602
>>7335726

[Anonymous No.7337461]

>>7332545
does it smell like seamen

[Anonymous No.7337479]

>>7330345
Based.
Like always it's all head canon in the mentally ill mind, lol

[Anonymous No.7337487]

>>7332208
how the mighty have fallen

[Anonymous No.7337497]

[Anonymous No.7337516]

>>7337461
>>7330791
Wtf is this mindset

[Anonymous No.7337531]

[Anonymous No.7337536]

>>7329538

[Anonymous No.7337606]

[Anonymous No.7337647]

>>7329538
>Childhood faps

[Anonymous No.7337707]

>>7329538
I know we're discussing Booba matters here but the pixel art backgrounds in Westwood games are off the fucking scale

[Anonymous No.7338305]

>>7329808

[Anonymous No.7338339]

>>7329808
>>7338305
There's no place for booba in modern culture

[Anonymous No.7338354]

>>7337096
The dark mistresses were better when they were actual leather beings rather than humans dressed in leather

[Anonymous No.7338363]

>>7338339
Soulless (left) vs Sovl (right)

[Anonymous No.7338371]

>>7336757
Pant is canon. Move along dork.

[Anonymous No.7338380]

>>7332342
>elf girls
Don't you mean beast girls?
She's closer to being an Oni than she is to being an Elf.

[Anonymous No.7339417]

>>7336135
Yeah? How many people have you fooled with your obviously fake bullshit lol

[Anonymous No.7339901]

>>7338380
No, I mean elf girls. I never actually played Lunar for more than a half an hour, it was kind of lame.

[Anonymous No.7341012]

>>7330096
I was too young to understand what I was feeling when I first saw her. When I got older I fapped to her in memory. Not even a furry. I love femdom and she was one of the few characters I remembered that were like this.

[Anonymous No.7342116]

I might be the only one.

[Anonymous No.7342718]

>>7338339

[Anonymous No.7342765]

>>7332179
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/65767147

[Anonymous No.7342783]

Had a magazine featuring a review of castlevania bloodlines accompanied by this image .

[Anonymous No.7342810]

>>7330096
Game?

[Anonymous No.7342901]

>>7329538
muh dick...

[Anonymous No.7342941]

My big sister sold her SNES but kept all the manuals

[Anonymous No.7342945]

[Anonymous No.7343591]

>>7342901
Valeria was great, I wish she'd come back

[Anonymous No.7344160]

>>7342945
It took me ages to realize a lot in this image was localization bullshit. For example they completely used the 6' 3'' / 198 lbs wrong by trying to apply to her outside of her suit when Metroid II explicitly only uses it when talking about her suit.

[Anonymous No.7344198]

>>7344160
Anon, it's an X-ray view of the suit (drawn by someone who worked for Nintendo at the time, mind) and you can clearly see that she's about the same height. It wasn't until Other M that they showed a height disparity between Samus and her suit.

[Anonymous No.7344278]

>>7343591

What the hell, that's a Soul Calibur character? It turns out I even own that game! I guess I never got into the various modes of it enough to see all the sexy ladies it was hiding.

[Anonymous No.7344291]

Don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.7344314]

To this day I still don't know how to play pachinko

[Anonymous No.7344442]

>>7344314
Reminds me of Yasuhiro Nightow's style, but then I guess a lot of anime back then looked similar to that.

[Anonymous No.7344476]

>>7341012
> I love being a beta cuck
Weird flex, but okay.

[Anonymous No.7344534]

>>7344476
Not really, no girl wants to top a doormat. I'm jacked and rich because of it.

[Anonymous No.7344580]

>>7344534
>loves femdom
>claims he's not a doormat
wew lad

[Anonymous No.7344627]

>>7344580
Called acting you autist.

[Anonymous No.7344634]

>>7344627
On whose part, yours or hers? Feminism has ruined enough women as it is without you feeding into her delusions that she's stronger than you. Man the fuck up and dominate as nature intended.

[Anonymous No.7344653]

>>7344634
Both, you sound bitter and stupid. Not everything is some political movement.

[Anonymous No.7344713]

>>7344442
The game lists the character design credit as Yumisuke Kotoyoshi.

[Anonymous No.7344797]

>>7344713
Ohh, i had his Saber Marionette J manga, I liked his interpretation of the girls, and he also drew them nude. After that he made a career drawing porn, I'm surprised many of my childhood heroes nowadays makes a living off porn (Ignacio Noé is a other one, although he's not /v/ related).

[Anonymous No.7344828]

>>7344291
Fucking guilty right here, too.

[Anonymous No.7344840]

>>7342116
Maybe. However, consider the following.

[Anonymous No.7344906]

>>7344840
I'm glad I'm not the only one that got off to a Quest 64 character. I always thought Shannon was much older to be honest.

[Anonymous No.7344930]

[Anonymous No.7345782]

>>7344797
It certainly is more apparent with the other characters that it's his style, as the women have the "scrawny toothpicks with beach balls" style.

[Anonymous No.7346214]

>>7344198
>Anon, it's an X-ray view of the suit
You misunderstand me. The 6' 3'' is first introduced in Metroid II when discussing her Power Suit specs, not Samus within. This is clear when you read the pages in the original Metroid II manual. No Super Metroid manual, english or Japanese, to my knowledge makes reference to it or any of the text fluff in that image. In fact metroid Ii is the ONLY official Metroid manual to reference it. But for some reason a Strategy Guide used it in a different context for a completely different game, to say it's for outside of the suit when that wasn't the case originally. Especially troublesome since that strategy guide image doesn't exist in japanese and is solely a western invention.

That image uses it completely wrong, and likely misunderstood it upon seeing it in the original Metroid II. I've been digging into Metroid recently and I've been taking note the inconsistencies that people take for granted due to osmosis.

[Anonymous No.7346278]

How did this not get mentioned?

[Anonymous No.7346281]

>>7346214
How would she sit in the suit if she wasn;t about 6'1 though?

[Anonymous No.7346291]

>>7329846
Yeah, that was about my age.

[Anonymous No.7346364]

>>7346278
I personally only found out about the Valis games a few years ago

[Anonymous No.7346378]

>>7330001
Extremely based.

[Anonymous No.7346492]

>>7337497
S-sauce?

[Anonymous No.7346540]

>>7329576
damn, I thought I came up with that joke 3 years ago
And I LOVED HOF. I played a little a few years ago but I don't think Ive heard that opening jazzy tune in 20 years, its exactly how I remember it

[Anonymous No.7346587]

>>7342941
Now THIS gets me reaaaal hard

[Anonymous No.7347083]

I rember my first boner when i found that game in game magazine

[Anonymous No.7347096]

>>7347083

I always liked that kinda artstyle

[Anonymous No.7347227]

>>7347083
This and every Leisure Suit Larry babe.

[Anonymous No.7347297]

>>7338339
what the FUCK am I looking at

[Anonymous No.7347317]

Adult Marle
I really hated that the manga shut down that ship

[Anonymous No.7347367]

got my first boner when I used action replay in sa2b and unlocked rouge's alt costume

[Anonymous No.7347394]

>>7347367
You're part of the lame motherfucking group who decided to give Halle Berry a really revealing outfit

[Anonymous No.7347403]

>>7337606
Cobra mission was one weird ass game.

[Anonymous No.7347456]

I quite like to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.7347492]

>>7346214
You got a touch of the 'tism, boy

[Anonymous No.7347908]

>>7347456

Tell me more..

[Anonymous No.7347962]

>>7347394
nta but what a pathetic thing to be upset about.

[Anonymous No.7348256]

>>7346281
Samus is still tall, obviously. At least 5' 10''/5' 11'', probably 6'. The Power suit wouldn't add too much. But that image from the Super Metroid Player Guide is still wrong since it's misleading.

>>7347492
True

[Anonymous No.7348257]

>>7346492
Piggy Sue from Go! Go! Hypergrind

[Anonymous No.7348264]

>>7347962
>STOP CARING ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T BOTHER ME

[Anonymous No.7348319]

Jennifer Hale made her really hot.

[Anonymous No.7348432]

>>7333695
Wow she does look good.

[Anonymous No.7348438]

>>7348319

Sheena, Taki from Soul Calibur 2... there were some very jiggly ninjas in ancient fantasy-type settings

I mean I was into Raine myself though.

[Anonymous No.7348473]

>>7347456
You have to own the game for the character you're masturbating to. Its the rule.

[Anonymous No.7349390]

>>7342901
What game is it

[Anonymous No.7349492]

>>7349390
Max Res: Default for the JPG.

[Anonymous No.7349532]

>>7330836
>with no underwear

False.

[Anonymous No.7349760]

every female character from Grandia 1 except Sue because I'm wasn't/not am a fucking paedo.

[Anonymous No.7350004]

Since this thread is somewhat related I'm gonna ask if you anons know the name of a very old DOS game where you controlled a penis, shot glob balls of cum and in the second level you had to uncover some image of a girl with a stretching hand that came out of your penis. If I remember correctly, the game was black and white and the levels were pacman-like (as in, the point of view but I don't remember if the gameplay was pacman-like too)

Also one of my firsts was Knights of Xentar/Dragon Knight 3, it was also a pretty good RPG so that was a major plus. Though the devs did a major asshole move adding some random sign right before the end of the game that gives you a way to see the CG scenes, but if you missed it you'd have to play the whole game again.

[Anonymous No.7350057]

>>7337536
They don’t call him seaman for nothing

[Anonymous No.7350325]

>>7349390
Soul Calibur 3

[Anonymous No.7350445]

>>7350004
Pretty sure it's bomb'x, a piece of shit bomberman clone

[Anonymous No.7350492]

>>7349760
>i wasn't not am a pedo
>double negative

[Anonymous No.7350521]

[Anonymous No.7350567]

>>7350445
Wow it is, thank you!

[Anonymous No.7350578]

>>7329707
I fap to her now

[Anonymous No.7351110]

>>7332151
I can't find it anywhere. Got a source?

[Anonymous No.7351214]

>>7351110

https://workupload.com/file/3eKTGGmGhah

[Anonymous No.7351317]

>>7351214
Nice, thanks for the link. Pretty lame edit though. Not every frame is altered.

[Anonymous No.7351971]

>>7351317

Can't say I ever played it enough to notice, that game is terrible.
nice art though, but the gameplay stinks.

[Anonymous No.7352721]

>>7348438
tfw you'll never get spanked by Raine for being a bad boy

[Anonymous No.7354114]

>>7335496
>Why are millennials killing their bosses?
Kek

[Anonymous No.7354132]

>>7330418
High school doesn't seem like too bad of an age to fap to her, and I'd certainly prefer than if you were an adult… you sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.7355027]

>>7354132
>worrying about other people's faps
You know these kind of people are the true sick fucks usually.

[Anonymous No.7355694]

I pirated this from an AOL warez room I think. It wasn't very good and I don't think I finished it, but I certainly masturbated to it at least once.

[Anonymous No.7355710]

>>7355694
same
There was another one (virtual valerie?) that had a generic 3d model too. Anyway you could just load the avi files so that was that lol

[Anonymous No.7355723]

>>7355694
>ultravixen
>virtual valerie
those names bring back some weird memories

[Anonymous No.7355725]

>>7355694
>tfw I remember pics of that from some shitty porn site I jerked it to way back in the day

[Anonymous No.7355732]

>>7355694
Thanks, now I really want to recreate that model -_-

[Anonymous No.7355760]

>>7331853
I had the BoFII guidebook at one point, I had tugged it more than a few times to Nina, Katt, Nimufu, and the priestesses/shamans/whatever

[Anonymous No.7355769]

>>7355760
Oh yeah, I forgot mushroom Spar

[Anonymous No.7356018]

>>7355760

I never even played any Breath of Fire game as a kid, but I feel like I was exposed to some of Nintendo Power's coverage of Breath of Fire 2 at some point... I think I remember ogling and probably masturbating to Nina at least.

[Anonymous No.7356031]

>>7355723
I'm still rather unhappy I never managed to first virtual valerie director's cut, only virtual valerie 2

[Anonymous No.7356037]

>>7329619
Is that maga hat?

[Anonymous No.7356757]

>>7329968
>>7330017
Definitely these for me. I remember playing SC2 and 3 in an arcade and even as a young kid that was probably the first time I started thinking "wow nice titties". Always liked Sophitia, Cassandra, and Seong.

[Anonymous No.7357151]

>>7332226
SAME

[Anonymous No.7357251]

[Anonymous No.7357278]

>>7357251
Imagine her HJ game doe

[Anonymous No.7357312]

In retrospect, I have no idea how

[Anonymous No.7357598]

>>7329669
YO BAAAAAAAAAAAASED
anyone who disagrees is sneeding

[Anonymous No.7357609]

>>7330786
ok tranny, keep coping cuz Capcom covered their ass from the trannys
just cuz your dad beat you doesn't mean you're a girl, it just means you're acting like one

[Anonymous No.7357652]

>>7357278
White men say though not doe, don't act like an n'wah

[Anonymous No.7357703]

Underrated fap reporting

[Anonymous No.7357735]

>>7357652
Summon conjecture toward her bestowing greatest manual dexterity upon thy enamored member

[Anonymous No.7357750]

>>7357703

[Anonymous No.7357795]

>beat game
>get nipple

The chad Saturn wins again.

[Anonymous No.7357879]

Never did find out her real name..

[Anonymous No.7357887]

>>7344828
Same. God I was so innocent. Literally a pair of ridiculous looking 64 bit plant titties made me horny to the point of touching myself. I'll never have a libido like that again. Feels bad man. Lifetime of porn ruined me.

[Anonymous No.7357891]

>>7357879
She looks like a Sharon.

[Anonymous No.7358149]

>>7357735
ok n'wah

[Anonymous No.7360442]

>>7355694
Is this basically Project Melody's grandma?

[Anonymous No.7360495]

>>7329538
pls no bully

[Anonymous No.7360685]

>>7360495

You're making it difficult anon, so difficult.

[Anonymous No.7360759]

>>7360685

I don't see any call for attacking a person like that. Just having to live that way is punishment enough, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.7360823]

>>7347456
Nothing wrong about enjoying an old fashioned. It doesn't matter how old you are. Some people out there think only 13yo have erotic thoughts.

[Anonymous No.7361349]

>>7329538
This twenty-foot dino snake led young me down a dark path.

[Anonymous No.7361440]

>make a dedicated effort to quit porn after realizing my sex drive is basically destroyed
>see this thread a week later
>exposed leg of the girl in the OP gets me diamonds

the fuck

[Anonymous No.7361530]

>>7330696
>Baby boomers are in their 50s and 60s. The average post here is in his 30s. Fuck off.
Don't go too hard on zoomers - they were educated by common core, so numbers are a complete mystery to them.

[Anonymous No.7361632]

>>7335496
>Now millennial
>are killing
>marmalade

[Anonymous No.7361641]

>>7344653
But I live on the internet and have dont know how the outside world works :/

[Anonymous No.7361716]

>>7360685
He was just a kid anon. No need to shame him.

[Anonymous No.7361729]

>>7329538
ultra lewd DO NOT OPEN

[Anonymous No.7361735]

>>7361530
The only zoomers I know that are good at math were taught the traditional, proper, non-common core way by their parents in secret.

[Anonymous No.7361907]

>>7361440
That's why I've only ever done nofap as a means of attaining greater faps

[Anonymous No.7361927]

I may be slightly older than the rest of you

[Anonymous No.7361964]

>>7330017
I coomed to this game a lot. Especially the unlockable art of Taki.

[Anonymous No.7362093]

lets see, i cum'd to Tron Bonne, the entire female cast from Vampire Savior, Linear from Evolution and not vidja but remember jack'n it onto one of the hoes on a Magic the gathering card

[Anonymous No.7362143]

>>7361729
> DO NOT OPEN
The filename is a spoiler.

[Anonymous No.7362198]

Specifically Ridley, something about the way he's sitting and the way they drew his muscles. Also used to have sexual fantasies about the luminoth from Prime 2 and the vortigaunts from Half Life 2, specifically the models with the really smooth looking skin, but that's not exactly retro.

[Anonymous No.7362262]

>>7362198
Not my proudest fap

[Anonymous No.7363003]

>>7329619
What?

[Anonymous No.7363010]

>>7333636
Based.

[Anonymous No.7364014]

>Peach does her kick move
>start
>zoom
>profit

[Anonymous No.7364020]

>>7329538
Simgirl 2

[Anonymous No.7364078]

Teenage Queen had quite a surprise since if you won the final hand she would tear off her own skin to reveal a biomechanical body

[Anonymous No.7364103]

>>7362093

Huh that's an interesting thought. I am too old for it but if I'd been into Magic as a kid then there's only like a 1% chance that I wouldn't ever have masturbated to multiple cards.

[Anonymous No.7364123]

>>7364078

Wow I wasn't sure whether you were joking but it turns out you weren't joking. That's awesome.

[Anonymous No.7364223]

>>7331853
This is like the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.7364252]

>>7364223
You've seen nothing then

[Anonymous No.7364269]

>>7333919
>doesnt work on my browser
You browsing on your Dreamcast or something? lol

[Anonymous No.7364284]

>>7342810
Bomberman Hero

[Anonymous No.7364319]

>>7335602
>younger generations
You mean our kids? We see/saw their homework, we know they’re retarded.

[Anonymous No.7364341]

>>7363003
cute girl transforming into a big monster

[Anonymous No.7364390]

>>7364269
Some ancient ipad. Reddit only loads the first post in a thread, no replies, so its only purpose of being a google result for questions I have can't be fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.7364770]

I found a way.

[Anonymous No.7364930]

>>7364770
I'll bite. Did you imagine what your wagon party got up to in the cold nights or something?

[Anonymous No.7364948]

>>7364930
maybe it was the interracial filth on the top right of that pic

[Anonymous No.7365183]

>>7364948
#imminent_hand_holding

[Anonymous No.7365406]

My only video game fap was Rogue Galaxy, grinding out 100% and completing the insanely long bonus dungeon to get Kisala's Swimsuit, I did all that work and be damned if I didn't get some kind of reward for it.

[Anonymous No.7365763]

>>7364930

I named the party members after hot girls from my school and fantasized about something or other - I don't remember the details of the fantasy. It didn't take much. I was young enough that just having control of doll versions of actual attractive girls, no matter how superficially unsexy the things they were doing in the play-world were (fixing wagon wheels, recovering from snake bites, succumbing to typhoid), was enough to overload my libido and make me super horny. I only did this once; it probably wouldn't have worked more than once or twice.

I remember how at one time a single tiny (and possibly JPEG-artifacted) image of Pamela Anderson in a swimsuit was approximately the sexiest thing in the world to me. Just one little taste of some new kind of sex-related anything, when you're completely new to it, can blow your mind. Then you get used to it and soon enough you're masturbating to only one PARTICULAR version of the R-Type boss that looks like a pile of vaginas (because the animations on the same boss from other games in the series don't exhibit the right kind of undulation and are therefore completely boring and unsexy and for plebeians).

I had a Mormon friend who chided me for masturbating once, even though I hadn't actually said I ever masturbated (she just assumed I guess). And she told me that if you routinely take sexual pleasure from pornography then you'll become more and more jaded until finally porn doesn't work at all anymore, and then one thing will lead to another and eventually you'll feel the need to kill and eat women in order to become aroused. I can't remember how she worded this and it sounds crazy when I recount it but I swear she actually told me it and was serious about it. Anyway I'm still waiting for that change to happen in me. Even though it's been years and years, I'm still pretty satisfied with pictures of tied-up futanari being fucked in the butt. BUT they do have to be really high-quality ones. So maybe next year.

[Anonymous No.7365868]

>>7365763
>Just one little taste of some new kind of sex-related anything, when you're completely new to it, can blow your mind.
I know that feeling. I remember the first time I encountered a succubus in Nethack. Tame as the writing is, I'd never encountered sex in a game before. The fact that the tileset's sprite for her was a naked woman helped, despite her being blocky and orange-skinned.

[Anonymous No.7366091]

>>7365763
Yeah, futanari getting railed in the pooper seems to always do it for me and it's been like 20 years since I got into it, so as long as good art is around, I'm good. And AI Dungeon is great for anything specific I want.

[Anonymous No.7366197]

>>7329538
Pic related

>>7329725
The first naked woman you ever saw was out in the woods with a dude named Chuck. And it was hard to tell which part was which because it'd been rained on so much.

[Anonymous No.7366209]

>>7329846
And all of God's children said Amen!

[Anonymous No.7366286]

>>7335997
lmagine being so cucked the game lets you choose the pixel you fap to

[Anonymous No.7366787]

To many from different shows but this never gets mentioned someone even did a cosplay

[Anonymous No.7367141]

>>7366286

The game doesn't let the player character choose anything. It just shows you that same picture always. Since you're trying to win, you're therefore always going for the blonde lady, whether you like it or not. It's the real-life twelve-year-old boy looking at the picture who gets to choose. Also he isn't cucked, he's twelve. Things like that don't even make any sense to him yet, because it's 1992 and he hasn't had a community of marginalized weirdos on the Internet robotically serving him a lot of simplistic ideas about how anything that's innocently fun or that has to do with women is actually really really bad somehow and deserves to be cynically mocked.

[Anonymous No.7367153]

>>7366091
AI Dungeon? I don't know how that works. Do you pay for it? It seems to want me to pay for it. I guess we shouldn't talk at length about it since it's not "retro" though. I'm sure I could figure it out.

[Anonymous No.7367171]

>>7329707
i fucking love morrigan

[Anonymous No.7367726]

>>7364078
>>7364123
It's neat that DOS version has a slightly different images for monochrome mode.
Ripped with this:
http://www.ctpax-x.org/?goto=files&show=21
Some other erotic games supported like Interactive Girls Club, Strip Pokers, etc.

[Anonymous No.7367836]

>>7331840
>That tit bounce
BOOOOOOOBAAAA

[Anonymous No.7367880]

>>7350521
What the fuck are those eyes

[Anonymous No.7368209]

>>7367880

Sometimes Japan gets it wrong.

[Anonymous No.7368250]

>>7330696
i fapped to "Arilla"

[Anonymous No.7368273]

>>7330319
first gen to grow up with unmonitored internet access after school....

im 12 years old and already fappin to furries, pokemons, and you bet im fappin to l0lis

[Anonymous No.7368289]

>>7368273
>unmonitored internet access after school
I still remember some swim suit websites from almost twenty years ago.

[Anonymous No.7369364]

I remembered another one. Obviously you pause Street Fighter 2 and masturbate to Chun-Li's thighs and/or butt. And maybe you also start a practice match in which Cammy constantly does throws against Chun-Li, and masturbate. I think I did both of those things.

But we also rented World Heroes 2 once (this was the SNES version) and I think I masturbated to Ryoko's animations in that. I think she was a somewhat tomboyish character? But she had big breasts under her gi and her taunt let you make her jiggle them whenever you wanted... I think. I certainly noticed and enjoyed this and I probably masturbated to it.

[Anonymous No.7369374]

>>7369364

That game also featured the sexy knight Janne who I guess is supposed to be Joan of Arc. She wears armor but it's lady armor so you can still masturbate to it quite easily. I probably did so. I found her more attractive than Ryoko but she couldn't have the same kind of jiggly animations because of the armor and maybe also because she is supposed to be a holy knight or whatever.

[Anonymous No.7369862]

>>7367153
You need an account to do more than a certain number of posts, but it's free. You just write a story and the AI will reply to what you write and continue. Or you can do like choose your own adventure stuff. I think with proper scripting you could even play legit D&D with it, but that's beyond my ability.

The whole thing feels the final evolution to something like Zork.

[Anonymous No.7369976]

>>7369862

I ended up trying it and I got into a halfway functional scene in which I ignored my big magical quest, wandered into the forest, and begged a sexy witch to let me suck her dick, which she did. Then I tried to get her to impregnate me but the AI started forgetting who had what genitals and I lost interest. Overall it was pretty terrible but it did work far better than any other technology of this sort that I've ever used before it. I found this thing: https://github.com/FailedSave/storytelling-guide/blob/master/Guide.md
and it said to use Story mode and the Dragon engine, but as a non-paying chump I was stuck on the Griffin engine I think, and I couldn't find any Story mode (but maybe I didn't look hard enough). In the end I went back to Free Cities. This thing does have potential though!

[Anonymous No.7369992]

>>7330001
based

[Anonymous No.7370007]

[Anonymous No.7370056]

>>7369976

Oh wait I found Story mode somehow I guess? Yeah that does seem better. It still can't keep track of characters for crap though. Well whatever.