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>> No.7315051

Touhou

>> No.7315414
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7315414

t.cringe westie with no practice

IM BUDDHIST GUSY NOT THE WESTIE TYOE BUT THE REALLLL EASTIE TYPE BUT NOT ANY OF THE MAIN SCHOOLS THAT HAVE PRACTICES, IM THE RETARD CULT SECT THAT HAS NO MEDITATION OR ZAZEN OR ANYTHING REALLY LOL AND HAS SECKS ALL DAY

No ones fooled by tragic westies who marry japs and think they magically become eastern practitioners.

>> No.7315418

>>7315015
>name my band

the cellibutts

>> No.7315540
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7315540

After playing Gunbird 2 I can safely say that Gunbird 1 can go suck a dick, the bullet patterns are just not that fun in comparison.

I still prefer the pirate gang from the 1st one tho.

>> No.7315545

>>7315540
Psikyo had a rough beginning, most of their games before a certain point suck major dick

>> No.7315546

>>7315414
t. idiot posting ridiculous strawman

>> No.7315557
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7315557

>>7315015

>> No.7315653

>>7315015
>The Troon Squad

>> No.7315760

>>7315015
Wasn't there a pastebin that had a link to shmupmame with tons of games? Where did it go?

>> No.7315778

>>7315760
https://archive.org/details/shmupg-pack

>> No.7315783

>>7315778
Thanks my dude. I'm trying to put it on my ps4 that I installed retroarch on. I know shmupmame has lots of changes to scale down input lag, I hope it won't be too bad with the original.

>> No.7315969

>>7315557
absolute STATE of guscord

>> No.7315982

>>7315969
Shakmo and Gaymers aren't in Guscord

>> No.7315997

>>7315982
>the two best players outside of japan aren't in guscord
Yet they're in other servers. Says a LOT.

>> No.7315998

>>7315997
both Iconoclast and Gus are better than them if you're gonna go for that angle

>> No.7316010

>>7315015
>guy can't even set his watch properly
Really?

>> No.7316014

>>7315760
>2020+1
>still using shmupmame

>> No.7316035

>>7315997
>doesn't know about the Chinese DOJ WR player
stupid gang

>> No.7316050

>>7316010
I also wear watch like that, my grandpa and some of my friends do the same.

>> No.7316105

>>7315051
fpbp

>> No.7316381

>>7315546
t.

https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww


>>7315998
>>7315997
>>7315969
>>7315982
>>7316035
you're all as tragic as each other, stop competing for the failcup

>> No.7316384

Will rob have time to play now? or did he land himself a "gamur" proto land whale?


time to get a stake going lads, how long til she leaves the borg?


going for 5 months.

>> No.7316385

lads should i invest in gamer goggles

>> No.7316462

>>7315557
>the glorious alpha male DNA

>> No.7316491

>>7316014
What's better now? I do play games.

>> No.7316502

>>7316491
the main build of mame is fine now, just make sure to turn on low latency mode in the options

>> No.7316567

>>7316385
what are gamer goggles?

>> No.7316665

What is the worst scoring system and why is it Mushi Futari Original?
The whole point of regular and focus fire is to act as tools for various phases of stage design and enemies you're facing, so a game forcing you to rigidly alternate between the two is complete garbage design and I have no idea how it even got past initial testing

>> No.7316669

>>7316665
its just a toaplan game bro chill

>> No.7316674

>>7316665
protip: if you want a conversation here, talk about RPGs or community drama

>> No.7316676

>>7316674
ys origin is my favorite jrpg

>> No.7316684

>>7316676
that's more like it, expect actual replies now

>> No.7316719

>>7316491
Retroarch/grooveymame

>> No.7316735

>>7315418
Cumtown after Nick kills himself and Stav dies of a heart attack

>> No.7316768

>>7316676
I got furstrated at a later part of the game when I played through it as the girl.

>> No.7316783

>>7316768
did you upgrade your equipment?
i got stuck even after grinding a few levels and then i remembered the upgrade system and had like 5 upgrades i hadn't done
made the rest of the game a breeze on hard

>> No.7316870

>>7316385
yes because everyone is sensitive to blue light which over stimulates the mind and tires the eyes.

>> No.7316872

wheres rob getting his gurf strats from? replay burners?

>> No.7316875

>name my band

buns n hoses

>> No.7316882

>>7316676
told you

>> No.7316887

>>7316719
>retroarch for mame
yikes

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>>7316872
nah mate i've been learning from pablo, got proper mental strats to finish in under 2 mins

>> No.7317392

>>7316963
you defo finish in under 2 mins.....

>> No.7317479

>>7317392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBWuDhIv9B0

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7317494

scoring sucks and those who defend it are aspies

>> No.7317560

>>7317479
https://youtu.be/9DZXOANUaNk

>> No.7317573

God, all that coin related rubbish on screen: just ruins this. Just bought Raiden V for $15, thank Christ I didn't pay anything more, it suffers from the other glaring problem of modern schmups: screen-clearing firepower. Just hold down the button, and everything explodes (yawn). Raiden 2 is miles better. I'm honestly having more fun with Gradius and Vulcan Venture (Gradius 2): even though they're next to impossible. I'm hoping that someday, someone will think to combine bullet hell, with waayyyy reduced player firepower, and make that survivable throughout the game (just). In other words, I think Gradius came closest to perfecting the formula: and it was the FIRST one, from 1985.

>> No.7317590

>>7317573
play DoDonPachi with A-L
or any other bullet hell with a straight shot like that

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7317692

>>7317573
>even though they're next to impossible

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7317693

>>7317590
>play DoDonPachi

>> No.7317785

>die
>lose powerups
>immediately turn game off and don't play it for years
how do I stop doing this?

>> No.7317790

>>7317785
turn it back on the next day

>> No.7317801

>>7317785
Attach one end of rope to neck, other end to ceiling

>> No.7317865

>>7317785
cope&seethe

>> No.7318015

>>7317573
play touhou with Marisa
or any other character with a similar straight shot type

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7318064

>>7318015
>play touhou

>> No.7318147

anyone wanna play twinkle star sprites?

>> No.7318154

>>7317785
play danmakus where you can pick up your powerups again when you die

or git gud enough that you start to enjoy the risk of losing all the powerups

>> No.7318170

>>7318147
i'll play in a bit going to make dinner

>> No.7318204

Only problem with shmups is dry gameplay loop, but visuals and music are banging (sometimes, not really)

>> No.7318225

>>7318204
shmups are the ultimate video game
all killer no filler

>> No.7318272

>>7318225
>"game"
>boringly predictable
>plays the same everytime
That kills excitement and replay . they are barely games. They are routine memorization sims.

>> No.7318372
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7318372

reco stinks!

>> No.7318702

>>7318372
I'd smell her.

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7318972

Anyone here play Progear, what were your thoughts of it. Never beat a shump before but I really love the aesthetic and art of this one and am thinking about picking it up as my first.

>> No.7318975

>>7318972
Just download mame and play it.

>> No.7319143

>>7318972
Don't take these games so serious
Like other guy said try it, pump n dump it it's a shmup...

>> No.7319147

>>7318972
Is that Basque from Zeta Gundam?

>> No.7319225

Does anyone know a good place to start to try to really get into shooters? I've played quite a few but I'm just terrible at them. I end up using tons of continues (if the game allows it) to get to the end. I know I need to set a limit on using them.

>> No.7319285

>>7317785
stop playing elf

>> No.7319289

>>7319225
Just focus on one game you like enough

>> No.7319313

>>7319143
If you're not scoring that's true not much going on except moving side to side

>> No.7319437

>>7318372
what does she smell like?

>> No.7319596

>>7319437
wasted potential

>> No.7319619

>>7317785
Honest answer: Stop thinking of practice as being a grind and learn to enjoy practicing--learn to enjoy seeing what you do that isn't working and consciously thinking of better approaches. Then work on repetition of stages, bosses, and tricky sections until you get the 1cc. If you want to just blindly playthrough repeatedly and not practice you're gonna have a terrible time with Gradius style horizontal stuff.

>> No.7319648

>>7319225
Check out anything by Compile: MUSHA, Super Aleste/Space Megaforce, GG Aleste 1-3, Gun Nac, Blazing Lasers/Gunhed, etc.

>> No.7319653

>>7319648
do you wanna make him sleep?

>> No.7319671

>>7319653
I'd actually like to make YOU sleep so your mother feels less self-conscious when I ravage her as you shitpost in her basement.

>> No.7319676

>>7319653
you better not be a 2hu shitter

>> No.7319689

>>7319676
nah, touhou is worse in this sense

>> No.7319865

>>7319676
there is nothing wrong with touhou

>> No.7319893
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>>7319865

>> No.7319913

>>7319225
gg aleste is a great start if you're completely new to shmups

>> No.7319974

https://twitter.com/Plasmo_STG/status/1351527185090273287
he did it bros

>> No.7319984

>>7319974
hi slowpoke

>> No.7320001

>>7319974
Now what

>> No.7320005

>>7320001
shill to try to get more jarpigs in the big servers

>> No.7320069

scoring in vanilla deathsmiles is so weird :\

>> No.7320072

>>7320069
practice

>> No.7320083

>>7319619
>learn to enjoy...work...practice...
Sounds like genre cope. Play something fun instead

>> No.7320091

>>7320083
that anon's wording was poor but he's right

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>>7320069
>69

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7320106

>>7315414
>>7316381
>>7316384
>>7316870
>>7316872
>>7317392
>>7317693

>> No.7320293

>>7318702
she stinks of sweat, piss, poo, and bacteria

>> No.7320707
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7320707

what in the name of christ is this thread

>> No.7320712

>>7320707
it's a tohou thread without tohou

>> No.7320774

>>7317494
holy keyed

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7320787

>>7320774
fuck off with this "keyed" leprosy

>> No.7320824

Yo rob has she farted in bed yet?

>> No.7320843
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7320843

>tell me she stinks! PLEASE SAY SHE STINKS...!

>> No.7320860

>>7320843
ANSWER ME!!!!

>> No.7320870

>>7320707
what happens when people gather to talk about a genre they don't like nor play (they don't and instead talk about whatever deranged shit)

>> No.7320940

objectively speaking shmups arent good games nor exciting

>> No.7320953

>>7320940
post number 100 ITT saying the same thing
same in every thread

>> No.7321131

>>7320940
we know that's why shmup superplayers play jarpigs instead

>> No.7321141

>>7320843
have you seen her skidmarks yet? yellow round the front, brown round the back

>> No.7321438

how do I make my xbone controller work on shmupmame? It seems that I can navigate the menu and launch games but the controller doesnt seems to be working in-game

>> No.7321446

>>7321438
press tab in-game
select controls

>> No.7321486
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7321486

>>7321438
configure them lmfao

>> No.7321539

>>7321446
ty anon it worked

>> No.7321552

>>7321539
of course it worked? because thats how you set it up..

>> No.7321562

>>7321552
cope

>> No.7321571

>>7321562
coping with what?

>> No.7321618

>>7320072
i just gotta practice using lock shot to get mega pointz

>> No.7321974

>rob gets gurf

>thread loses 50% activity

WEALLY MEKA U THINKU DESU

>> No.7322076

hi i cant 1cc zero ranger how do I get good enough? my problem points:
>r-typo
>train level (train bodies me every time)
>crystal boss
>2nd stage 2nd loop
>train 2nd loop

>> No.7322085

>>7322076
you found the problem points now go into training mode and shmup my lad

>> No.7322120

shmups peaked on pc engine
simple as

>> No.7322132

>>7322120
Gimme some good ones

>> No.7322138

>>7322085
im not making any improvements tho, epsecially on the trains. I can sometimes perfect r-typo but the trains fuck me ofver so bad

>> No.7322145

>>7322138
then take a look at some replays and see what they do that you're not doing

>> No.7322367

>>7321141
what kind of fucked up people have you dated? christ

>> No.7322570

>try a shmup
>beat it in an hour
ok why am I supposed to keep practicing? to make some number in top left go up?

>> No.7322583

>>7322570
it's never about score, its about beating it with one credit/life

>> No.7323474

>>7322570
just play elf and leave

>> No.7323583

>>7322076
>>r-typo
stay in the middle (hugging the bottom line) as much as possible, when he sends his ball at the beginning, go slightly above it to dodge his next attack easily. take you time when dodging his waves of yellow energy balls since it blocks enemy bullets too and can protect you. He's annoying.
>>train level
I hope you picked the flamethrower since that's what I use (maybe another weapon is fine too). First train shouldn't be an issue, kill the small enemies when they come then focus on the train with the regular shot. Then there's 2 trains and I guess that's what kills you: go to the right of the screen and use your flamethrower to weaken the first train as it comes. It will demolish a lot of stuff since it's more powerful than the normal shot. For the rest I just use the regular shot but maybe you can experiment with the aimed shot (weapon on the left hand side at the end of stage 2).
>>crystal boss
the skull before the boss rush room? I use the regular shot and stay away from him, maybe that's not the ideal way because it takes forever, but I can finish him almost unscathed. When he sends a long stream of crystal balls I change into a robot, go straight to him and use a charged attack for quick damage, then go back to the regular form. After a while the pattern will change and it will continuously throw crystal balls which will stay at the bottom of the screen, just change into a robot near his mouth and mash the attack button, there's a nice spot where you can damage crystals as they come out without being damaged. Maybe you will get damaged but most of the time it's fine.
>>2nd stage 2nd loop
lot of memo, try to remember where and when the enemies spawn, especially the blocks, but I can't think of any good advice. Maybe the aimed shot you can get in stage 2 will help you for some parts but I don't like to use it.
>>train 2nd loop
same as loop 1 but use your robot, don't use the regular shot, don't be afraid to get close

>> No.7323592

>>7322367
human beings.

you?

>> No.7323609

>>7323592
no one that had skidmarks on their panties. you must have dated some gross ass women (or men)

>> No.7323650
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7323650

>chav
>dating

>> No.7323690

>>7323609
lol you're in for a rude awakening when you finally lose your V card, brother

>> No.7323694

>>7323690
delicious cope

>> No.7323695

>>7323694
says the virgin

>> No.7323696

>>7323695
says the virgin

>> No.7323710

>>7322583
Making the score high, versus making the credits low...both awful since gameplay is so samey

>> No.7323718

>>7323710
ok jarpig
>>/vr/
>>/vrpg/
>>/v/
>>/vg/
>>/vp/

>> No.7323762

>>7323710
Scoring is more than just moving side to side survival

>> No.7323765
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7323765

based boomer shooter or soi shit?

>> No.7323769

>>7323765
this game makes soiboi tranmakucks cry, so the former

>> No.7323883

>making the credits go down
Uhhh no thnx swetty

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7324225

>>7322367
his mom

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7324294

I'm disappointed no one has even mentioned trannies yet. The last Shmup thread was fucking hilarious lads.

>> No.7324305 [DELETED] 

>>7324294
The race,gender,name everything is fake except the illness is real.

>> No.7324354

>>7324294
trannies
y
ONIONS

>> No.7324404

>>7324294
every day's a riot in guscord

>> No.7324421

>>7324404
How do i join? I'm not a zoomer so i don't have discord but this might be worth it.

>> No.7324425

>>7324421
reach out to Gus

>> No.7324457

>>7317494
pay back the debts you greekoid conman.

>> No.7324586

>>7315557
You know things are bad when gus looks like the chad of your group.

>> No.7324752

These games just aren't fun that's all

>> No.7324753

>>7324752
favorite RPG?

>> No.7324761

>>7324752
how many times per thread do you need to say this
it doesn't even work as bait at this point, what's the point

>> No.7324764

>>7323609
lmfaooooooo dat idealism.... sorry mate but they all get skids spesh the thong wearers.

>>7323690
this x10, i tried to tell these retards.


>>7323694
you won't be coping when you see the fucking map of the M5 in her pants and the river thames in the front, wait until she farts in bed, morning breathe? yeah that to and wait until you realise coffee comes through sweat and women sweat smells like pissy lemons.

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7324768

>>7323609
>no one that had skidmarks on their panties

>> No.7324774

>>7324764
i thought they smelled, but didn't smell bad. c'mon chav

>> No.7324775

>>7324764
why are you being a gross creep, there are tens of boards here for creepy fetish shit where you should be, keep your deviantart fantasies confined

>> No.7324776

>>7324404
>every day's a riot in guscord
its boring as fucking fuck, absolute shite full of tranny y soi y 30+ MUH ZED BLADE STRATS

fuck outta here

>> No.7324781

>>7324775
see clearly

>>7324774
you are legit dumb as fuck, it depends if you like the smell of sweaty piss flaps and poo or not. For me its a hard pass, i believe all sex should begin with the girl being pressure hosed down.

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7324784

>>7324776
>noooo don't like and play shmups!

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7324792

>>7324784
no onions.

>> No.7324795

>>7324792
stop shitting up the thread.

>> No.7324801
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7324801

>doesn't like shmups
>finds a place about shmups boring
imagine my shock, lads...

>> No.7324804

>>7324795
this is chav's autism containment thread

>> No.7324807

>>7324801
>thinks 30+ trannies, sois and dorks chatting about strats for game 3 ppl play is a "riot"


>>7324795
Feel free to leave if you like, this is MY house.

wait until you smell a bitches feet after day of work...

>> No.7324812

>>7324804
t. ran away and hid in cord with mega strict rules

ricks autism is unmatched

>> No.7324823

>>7324807
I'm not into smells and fixating on human waste, hardly anybody is, it's just a very tiny section of human toilets that are, and you should be executed.

>> No.7324829

>>7324823
you can't see reality objectively and clearly so you hide from the truth?

im sorry you need delusion to cope.

>> No.7324832

>>7324812
but chav you were the one to leave the cord that had free speech where rick was, he simply also was in another one dedicated to shmups to talk about them
he's still present in both. you hide in 4chan

>> No.7324837

>>7324832
>you hide in 4chan
>in

sup rik

and how the fuck you using that when i BUILT the first free speech cord in the entire fucking dickhole scene? i left because im bored of you.

>> No.7324850

>>7324837
sorry but not rick
you "left" but you're still here
it's "hide" because you know rick can't reply to you here

>> No.7324856

>>7324850
>it's "hide" because you know rick can't reply to you here
he literally did lmfao

dont believe his lies for one second.

>> No.7324859

>>7324856
yeah in a brief unban dumb chav

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7324868

So... is Rick in the room with us right now?

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7324907

>>7324837
you're just an overly sensitive faggot who can't handle someone pushing back. simple as. too many people pushed back so you had an autistic meltdown for months (still going)

>> No.7324919

>>7324837
>i BUILT the first free speech cord in the entire fucking dickhole scene?
delusions
of
grandeur

>> No.7324928

>>7324907
nailed it
chav can't handle bantz or challenge

>> No.7324930

>>7324919
he isn't wrong when it comes to this though, big shmup servers are notorious for dumb speech policing like not being able to say "this airplane raped me"

>> No.7324936
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7324936

in a scene full of autistic incels, chav managed to be the MOST autistic and BIGGEST incel of the bunch

#1 in both categories. incredible.

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7324968

Objectively speaking, what are the 3 best scoot-n-shoots of all time? scnoots with a little bit of vertical movement like Centipede or Gaplus are fine.

>> No.7325024

>>7324930
the delusion of grandeur is saying he "built" it when all he did was spam off topic garbage

>> No.7325056

>>7325024
he "built" shmupg by making almost everyone go away

>> No.7325072

>>7324968
why do you talk like a faggot?

>> No.7325106

>>7324968
Crimzon Clover
Mushihimesama Futanari
Rolling Gunner

>> No.7325140

>>7325024
>>7325056
i literally built the cord so fuck off you ungrateful little cunts, this is half of why i hate you all, you're complete useless shit and when someone comes along and makes it good you don't pay any dues at all, bunch of cunts.

>> No.7325152

>>7324907
this isn't what happened at all lmfao, back to heroin!

>> No.7325160

>>7324907
also LOL at the fact you guys had to group in a gat cord and wheel up the draw bridge to take me on... whilst i stand ALONE against you all because youre all complete faggot shit.

>> No.7325173

>>7325140
only thing you've done is shit places up with autistic screeches

>> No.7325183

>>7325173
cope and seethe buddy, i became shmupg and built the cord the first free speech place among you bunch of scum shit, my model for running it is by far the best, want something done do it yourself... unlike you fucking nerdlingers.

>> No.7325189

nobody misses you cee, the place you created is better off without you, people are glad that you're gone
unfortunately vr has to pay now and deal with your endless autism

>> No.7325194

>>7325183
I'm a total outsider to all of this and I can tell you that your ego is very likely the reason you are disliked.

>> No.7325195

>>7325183
it was such a success you abandoned it
LOL
>want something done do it yourself... unlike you fucking nerdlingers.
what Gus n co did, with success and that's why you seethe

>> No.7325201

>>7325194
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7325206

>>7325189
thats right the place I created..... hope you enjoy the system I built, it'll always be a fact that without me none of you dork losers would ever have put anything together, you aren't leaders, you don't know how to remain objective and encourage interaction and growth... just pay your dues and stick to the facts, You think i miss you lot? you are stereotypical; boring as fuck waste i tried time and time again to encourage into ANY level of expansion but ultimately failed because you are what you are.... a bunch of 30 plus who have nothing about you other than the video games of your youth... at least i can admit tragic, you guys remain completely oblivious.

>> No.7325208

>shmupg existed before cee
>he enters the place
>shits up the place and people leave
>that's what he means by "i created shmupg"
nah you just destroyed it, only your autismposting was left

>> No.7325215

>>7325206
>without me none of you dork losers would ever have put anything together, you aren't leaders, you don't know how to remain objective and encourage interaction and growth...
this is why Guscord makes you seethe, it succeeded without your input. just not in the way you like because you like to shit up shmup places with offtopic
>You think i miss you lot?
you're here every day

>> No.7325226

>>7325195
>it was such a success you abandoned it
>LOL
no correlation... retard.

>>7325195
>what Gus n co did, with success and that's why you seethe
LMFAOOOOO

you mean what rick did by sociopathically manipulating gus because he has some fucked up weird OCD over MUH NINTENDOGS MUH JARPIG! and has a deep vendetta to get one back at the shmupgang scene.

>>7325194
nerd cunts always hate confidence, it intimidates you. No problem being disliked mate, its a badge of honour to be disliked but this bunch lmfao, they are fucking WASTE

rick tries to hide it but hes no different. you ARE LOSERS, go DO something ELSE, you PLAY GAMES FOR CHILDREN

>> No.7325232

>>7325208
cry more, i cleansed it of the boring as fuck same old shits like you...

>>7325215
>you're here every day
you dont have to be.... why arent you in guscord? how self important to think im here for guscord ppl? lmfaooooooo

>guscord succeeded!!

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

get some self reflection ffs, manchildren..

>> No.7325240

>>7325215
>you're here every day

TFW THEY ALL COME HERE TOO FOLLOW AND TALK ABOUT ME

lmfao y cant u stay in guscord lads?

>> No.7325251

>>7325226
>you mean what rick did by sociopathically manipulating gus because he has some fucked up weird OCD over MUH NINTENDOGS MUH JARPIG! and has a deep vendetta to get one back at the shmupgang scene.
this sounds really weird when the end result is just a shmup server. take your meds schizo

>why arent you in guscord?
but we are

>TFW THEY ALL COME HERE TOO FOLLOW AND TALK ABOUT ME
dis ego jajaja

>lmfao y cant u stay in guscord lads?
you scared?

>> No.7325258

>if you're in Guscord you can't be here!
free speech, chav

>> No.7325273
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7325273

>>7325226
>you ARE LOSERS, go DO something ELSE, you PLAY GAMES FOR CHILDREN
mate.
bruv.
lad.

you bought GAMER GLASSES to play ps1 racing games with VROOM until everyone there told you to GET LOST for being a certified SPERG, games meant so "little" to you that you SEETHED for days over RULES and TWEAKS of an emulator... it needs to be said... SAD!

you are on the DOLE
you think girls STINK
you are BALD

Y I K E S

>> No.7325279

I was playing some games on shmupmame and every time if I want to shoot unfocused shot I need to keep tapping A on the controller, and hold it for focused shot. I tried changing some configs but id didn't help, how can I have one button for unfocused shot and the other for focused shot? or I simply can't and the games are that way?

>> No.7325283

>>7325279
set up an autofire button, then you can hold that for normal shot, and the other default button for focused shot

>> No.7325320

>>7325283
ty anon it worked

>> No.7325326

chav: NOOOOOOOO DON'T HELP PEOPLE IT'S THE SAME THING EVERY TIME
>does the same to racing guys until his autism hits and he makes everyone hate him there too

>> No.7325340

What happened the the racing games

>> No.7325350

>>7325340
his couldn't contain his autism once again
he got btfo there
unfortunately shmup people pay attention to him so he's still here

>> No.7325373

heres the SCOOP and the FACTS

this place was DEAD! i come back.... and they ALL follow lmfao, obsessed with me, guscords so amazing!! but we MUST go back to chan and interact with cee... everyday,

You are all stuck in a little faggot gang.

>>7325326
>>7325350
wrong and your gay little efforts in there didnt work... OBSESSED!!!

>>7325251
>>7325258
you can be where u want but you FOLLOWED ME here never forget that lmfao

>>7325251
>you scared?
of a cringe spic i could literally put in a coma for fun with one punch and a guy who just got his first fuck at 30+? and a team of trannys?

probably not tbqh

>> No.7325375

>>7325273
lmfao dork get real, the guy who wants tweaks to emus to play retro games cus he takes it THAT serious is the problem, dorks can't even recognise dorks...

>> No.7325379
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7325379

>G-GUSCORD IS AMAZING U GUISEE WE TALK STRATS SO FUN!!!

>quick back to chan for the REAL entertainment with cee

>> No.7325385

>>7325373
>>7325375
>>7325379
machine gun cope

>> No.7325391

>>7325385
STILL POSTING HERE TO INTERACT WITH
ME!

cus guscord rocks..

>> No.7325397

So, tell me, Chav. Are "the trannies" in the thread with us?

>> No.7325398

>>7325391
STILL POSTING HERE TO INTERACT WITH
US!

cuz shmup sucks..

>> No.7325407

>>7325398
it was DEAD! i came back and now? SAM,ROB,RIK,MYCO ETC ETC CAN'T STAY AWAY

OOOOF!

DAT tribalism though lmfaoooo!! on the one hand "fuck shmupgang!" and on the other "US!" gusgang...

so dense.

>> No.7325414

>>7325407
>myco
lol another one to the list of people that aren't here that he thinks are here

>> No.7325423

>>7325407
us as in the shmup people you actively dislike. everyone. not any "gang" you idiot

>> No.7325424

>>7325414
how would you know? lmfao in b4 "he -s-s-s-said so so must be true!"


nothings changed... 5 years ago no one came here... yet we had ovber 50 unique ips regs and everyone knew the goss..

>> No.7325427

>>7325423
>us as in the shmup people
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHMUP PEOPLE?

so you DO identify as a gang?


this is fucking gold, so easy to run rings around you dipshit trannies.

>> No.7325428

shoot-em-schumps

>> No.7325432

>>7324968
Fine fuck you guys, I'll list my 3 then
>phoenix
>megamania
>repulse

>> No.7325438

>>7325427
anyone that likes and play shmups? and you dislike all of them which you say in every thread?

>> No.7325447

the leper in this thread that is sperging at 120 decibels makes your community look far worse than it deserves, is he even capable of introspecting?

>> No.7325453

>>7325447
he doesn't like shmups. he just spergs out in shmup threads

>> No.7325459
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7325459

>>7325438
>>7325447
>>7325453

GUS GANG

>> No.7325498

>>7325447
if you only knew how bad things really are

>> No.7325504
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7325504

>>7325498

>> No.7325549

*clears throat*

AHEM

The illness is fake.

>> No.7325554

>>7325549
JUST

CAN'T


STOP


INTERACTING


WITH


CEE


cus guscord is amazing!

>> No.7325575

guscord is lit lads, i can't think of any other cord i'd rather be in, the de facto hub for shmup brothers

>> No.7325576

>>7325575
it rhymes with lit

>> No.7325584

>>7325575
NOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING SHMUPS, START DEDICATING YOUR LIFE TO HATING SHMUP FANS! THAT'S WHAT ADULTS DO

>> No.7325586

>>7325575
>>7325584
why u here brahs? guscord is LIT!

>> No.7325596

>>7325586
why not both? guscord for actual shmup talk, this for laffin at chav

>> No.7325603

>>7325596
COPE!

you can't stay away from me lmfao sad!

>> No.7325605

>>7325603
if this helps you sleep at night...

>> No.7325615

>>7325605
JUST CANT STOP INTERACTING!

because shmups are dead as fuck and all your cords are YAWN! so you come back to cee... the evidence speaks for itself, i left and suddenly you;re here.


End of discussion

>> No.7325629

>>7325615
why are you here mate? feelin a bit lonely eh? it's okay, you can tell us... we won't laff at joo...

>> No.7325637

>>7325615
wait if shmups are dead how come you make fun of the people that still play them and talk about them?
like you WANT them to be completely dead and if anyone still enjoys them earnestly that's an issue, they're suddenly dorks you have to insulty every day

>> No.7325638

>>7325629
why are YOU!

why im here is irrelevant because i came back first and you FOLLOWED


lmfaooo

>we
EVERYTIME! GUSGANG

>> No.7325647
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7325647

>>7325637
>IF SHMUPS ARE DEAD

>IF

>> No.7325654

>>7325638
back to mental asylum

>> No.7325656

just 1cc'd gg aleste the first time i played it.....

>> No.7325658

>>7325656
stfu

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7325662

>>7325656
top 25 of all time material

>>7325658
seething collectard

>> No.7325664

>>7325654
no argument

side stepping


knows im right.


stop stalking me lad, just stick to amazing guscord!!!! guscord has the best shmup chat!! yet you come here despite it being bad for shmup chat....

no leg to stand on

>> No.7325668

>>7324968
where my gorfbros at?

>> No.7325671

>reading shmupg
>stalking
based chav has become what he criticized others for (when they said he stalked their social media accounts)
SAD!

>> No.7325675

>>7325664
"we" don't come here for shmup chat, that's the point. the places don't compete. is your autism to strong to realize this

>> No.7325687

>>7325671
>guscord

hundreds of members....

still so wank they have to come here and make excuses for coming here but come to CEELAND
>>7325675
yes that IS the point dumbskull, you come here because guscord is actually SHITE and boring as fuck so you come here for REAL entertainment... hundreds of members and still NO ONE interesting lmfao

lets hear those COPE excuses for following me here..... irrefutable!

>> No.7325689

>>7325662
nah dude the game hands out extra lives like the uk hands out the dole

>> No.7325690
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7325690

ignore cringe poster, post shmups

>> No.7325695

>>7325687
>if you are in Guscord that means you're only interested in shmup talk and can't talk in any other place
are you retarded, Cee? seriously

>> No.7325703

>>7325695
>are you retarded, Cee?
yes

>> No.7325706

>>7325695
keep making EXCUSES mate its blatant because you have no good reason... it was DEAD here and i came back and then YOU did to.. OOF!

if guscords so good why you need to be in a SUBPAR shmup chat forum?

w-w-well!? whats here thats not in guscord? w-w-w-ell?

>> No.7325713

>>7325706
guscord for the superior shmup chat
here for laff at you
totally different and compatible things
what's next, I can't post on /tv/ because guscord is all I need? what's wrong with your brain?

>> No.7325736

>>7325713
see? fucking COPE, even "laff at you" proves ME right you fucking thick cunt.. you are HERE FOR ME, you are legit the most logic deficient CUNT of all time. Keep enjoying my SUPERIOR show brah, i control you because guscord is BORING as fuck but you can't admit it to yourself because MUH GANG! MUH CRINGE GAMER HOBBY....

>> No.7325741

>>7325736
guscord has actual shmup talk which I enjoy
yet posts like these are hilarious, you're a funny clown
why not both?

>> No.7325753

>>7325741
WRIGGLE AND COPE!

guscord has shmup talk... but really its boring as fuck and full of boring uninteresting borg people... so you come here... if guscord was so good you wouldnt need both and if you do go to guscord, seal, mork and farm then you're a fucking WASTE because theres NOTHING new to be discussed, you must be fucking brain dead.

Just admit it you came here for ME.

https://youtu.be/ymPu2PdLW3I

>> No.7325786

>>7325753
but I like both, why is that a "cope"?
>mocks that there's nothing new to be discussed
>mocks people that discuss new things like in Zed Blade
why are you so contradictory and black or white weird?

>> No.7325813

>>7325786
yes you like it here with me

at least you admit it.

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7325832

>>7325813
the way you're wording it...
>YES PEOPLE LIKE ME
no you're just a pathetic clown

>> No.7325836

>>7325832
yep you can't stay away from me.... obsessed... entertained.. better than guscord but you can't admit it publicly... your secrets safe with me brah

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7325838

>>7325160
>>7325140
>>7325183
>>7325206
>>7325240
>>7325373

delusions of grandeur ladies and gentelman

>>7325596
that's what i do

>> No.7325848

>>7325838
another one here for me making COPE excuses for it lmfaooooo

>> No.7325850

>>7325836
cope&seethe

>> No.7325851

>>7325848
you literally sound like a homeless person ranting and raving on the street. seek help. we all come here to laugh at you, like a clown.

>> No.7325857

>>7325851
>>7325850
it's ok guys i dont mind helping you through your irrational OBSESSION with me that keeps you coming back to interact every DAY since i returned...

>> No.7325861

>>7325857
it's funny to watch the monkey dance, that's all. you need serious help. nothing you say is "objective" or reality it's all insane delusions.

>> No.7325862

he coped?
pump eet
he choked ?
dump eet

>> No.7325865

>>7325861
good entertainment huh? better than guscord? thats why you COME to see ME everyday!!

>> No.7325870

>>7325865
you're just some crazy guy who used to play shmups and gets baited easily. this thread has hardly any thing to do with shmups and every thing to do at laughing at your retarded ass.

>> No.7325880

>>7325870
i get baited easily? thats weird... you come to ME... EVERYDAY!

see you tomorrow?

>> No.7325882

>>7325880
you left your own discord cause trump lost the election and you got btfo

>> No.7325884

>IF YOU TALK TO ME IT'S BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN GUSCORD
lol poor chav

>> No.7325892

>>7325884
>>7325882
here for me lads!! good show.

guess guscords slow right now.

>> No.7325907

>>7325892
actually no, you can go check with one of your three accounts though

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7325909

>>7325907
no need cus you all come here LMFAO


BLOWN

THE

FUCK


OUT

>> No.7325916

cee check out /sigalig on twitch

>> No.7325919

>>7325916
how does he know when hes done

>> No.7325920

>>7325916
moo?

>> No.7325925

>>7325919
he counts how many times he reviews eaach block

>>7325920
ye hows it going

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7325930

>>7325916
YO!! ye you know man, darts is good! how did you get on with wo3? still doing rubix i take it?

>> No.7325934

>>7325930
yes, and started playing a little bbakraid. going for a basic 1cc. glad to hear youre still at it

>> No.7325945

>>7325934
>playing a shmup
minge onions tranny dork

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7325946

>>7325934
yeah i love it desu, if i get better ever i wanna play all day, so much fun, great community to (unlike this fly paper for dickheads), how did u find wo? pretty steep learning curve desu, got one of these badboys atm.

>> No.7325949

nice off topic spam going on right now. glad you "built" this

>> No.7325957

>>7325949
yes watch and learn how 2 actual functioning social beings actually interact like humans.

>> No.7325959

>>7325957
it's a shmup thread, not your social hang out. get some irl friends you loser

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7325967

>>7325959
and the survey says!!


EEE-UUHHHH

>> No.7325970

>>7325959
this is why people into shmups left shmupg except those that find cee amusing. just forget it

>> No.7325973
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7325973

>>7325970
>this is why people into shmups

>> No.7325976

>>7325973
someone that doesn't play and hasn't in years. good point

>> No.7325979

>>7325973
>posts pic of someone not into shmups

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7325985

>>7325979
>>7325976

>> No.7325991

>>7325976
>>7325979
TRANNIES y ONIONS!!

>> No.7326003
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7326003

hope guscord isn't breaking its own rules again lads....

>> No.7326016

>>7326003
i'm from elixirs we have a group to troll you in voice calls

>> No.7326017

>>7326016
wat

>> No.7326023

>>7326017
we get together in voice calls to LOL at your derp :seal:

>> No.7326025

>>7326023
sounds a lot like soggy cookie to me.

>> No.7326029

>>7326025
elixir pays us for each post that you seethe at

>> No.7326035

1 line = 25 c
3 line = 1 dollary doo

>> No.7326039

>>7326029
i know youre larping but still

>we all get in a voice chat to obsess over you!

seems i was right after all.

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7326047

>>7325882
I understand you're just trying to trash chav, but surely even you would prefer a legitimate election with Trump winning than an establishment cuck like dementia biden subverting democracy right? Surely you don't want the world ruined just for another angle to dunk on chav, right? There are plenty of other ways to laugh at him.

>> No.7326048

>>7326039
thanks for da dolla :seal:

>> No.7326058

>>7326047
no evidence of fraud anon

>> No.7326063

>>7326058
There is an unprecedented amount of evidence of fraud, you just have to be willing to see it.

>> No.7326068

>>7326063
Fake news. All debunked. Get your head out of your ass.

>> No.7326071

>>7326068
That debunking? It's been debunked.

>> No.7326073
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7326073

>>7326058
>no evidence of fraud


>>7326047
sam hates himself and like all self loathers they project it outwards, he's the type to talk love but ironically be engulfed in hate, hate for himself, his heritage, his people, his history etc

>>7326068
lmfao seething lefty tranny cunt soviet onions

>> No.7326076

>>7326071
Reality is objective even if it hurts your feelings.

https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-election-claims-explained-805dd3de1c5e8f1a6a97a13bfec39d97

>> No.7326083

>>7326076
>Reality is objective even if it hurts your feelings.
I agree. The reality that massive amount of fraud took place is true regardless of how it hurts your feelings.
>apnews
kek

>> No.7326087

>>7326083
>disregarding news cause it's not from a far right site
lol. keep living in a delusion

>> No.7326090

>>7326087
>glownigger propaganda
>news
lol. keep living in the cave.

>> No.7326094

>>7326090
>he gets his news from an anime imageboard
shocking levels of retardation. back to r/the donald

>> No.7326102

>>7326087
>if its not MY SOURCE then its LE EBUL FAR RIGHT!

fuck off samuel you utter drug addled tribal brained cunt

>> No.7326106

>>7326094
>he gets his """news""" from globalist megacorporations
shocking levels of retardation. back to r/feelthebern

>> No.7326108

>>7326102
the illness is fake

>> No.7326114

>>7326108
the election is fake

>> No.7326117

>>7326114
yet all sources say it's true and joe biden is the president. guess it's real conspiratard

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7326119

>>7326117
>sources
the same ones that all forbid this

>> No.7326120

>>7326117
>all (((sources)))
When have our corporate globalist overlords ever lied to us??

>> No.7326121

/shmupg/ - Anything but shmups General
curtosy of chav

>> No.7326123

Thanks for the $3.

>> No.7326131

>>7326108
im sorry you hate yourself and your father for being weak and now project it via self loathing, im sorry you hate your own people and your country and would rather piss away what the strong great men before you built for pathetic cowardly reasons and apathy, im sorry you have no pride and are bitter at the world for being what you are..

>>7326117
>all sources say!!
lmfao sam wont read a single fucking presented government document because thats MUH POL! but will cite mainstream publications all day... lmfao

>>7326121
:) welcome to my show.

>> No.7326135

>>7326131
thanks for the $1.50

>> No.7326138
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7326138

>> No.7326147

>>7326135
most desperate sad and weird reverse psych effort ive ever seen lmfao

no it doesnt phase me, enjoy your sweeties!

>> No.7326148

>>7326147
thanks for the 50 cents

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7326156

>>7326148

>> No.7326170

>>7326131
Insane projection. You have no self awareness but if you did you'd notice that every single post you make is just protecting your insecurities on others.

>> No.7326180

>>7326170
if i had insecurity sam i'd be more like you.... self destructive.

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7326182

how weak was chav's father to raise such a pathetic manchild?

P R O J E C T I O N

>> No.7326187

>>7326182
look how much its got to you... very revealing.

>> No.7326201

the election is real. the illness...is fake.

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7326205

>>7326201
>you'll f-f-fit right in sam

>> No.7326206

the heroin is fake. the election... is fake.

>> No.7326209

>>7326205
>>7326205
i'm not your friend sam

>> No.7326217

>>7326206
*heroin is real

>> No.7326220

>>7326206
the heroins real, sam was a complete junky just 5 yrs i mean 2 yrs i mean 18 months ago


>>7326209
and yet the assessment still applies!!! MAKES U THUNK

>> No.7326246

>>7326209
I'm Sam's friend.

>> No.7326254

>>7326246
t. heroin syringe

>> No.7326261

boys did you see what was just posted in guscord? HOLY

>> No.7326551

guscord is off the china right now, i can't believe what i'm seeing here, INSANE

>> No.7326575

What are some replays I should watch

>> No.7326616

>>7326551
off the chain*
my b
i'm too HYPED to TYPE

>> No.7326797

Keeping he credits low (preferably 1 coin) or making the numbers go high? Which challenge makes these games fun?

>> No.7326928

Was going to mindlessly load states in DOJ but had to was my girls clothes and noticed the discharge in her panties. Chav was right lads.....

>> No.7327558
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7327558

*clears throat*

AHEM

You talk too much chav

>> No.7327786

>>7326928
back in collage i used to do a part time cleaning job and we did local nightclubs... womens toilets every damn week panties everywhere full of skids, discharge, piss, cum, you name it.

>> No.7327789
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7327789

>>7326261
>>7326551
>>7326616


>guscord fags keep breaking their own arbitrary rules.

>> No.7327798

>>7327789
there are no guscord rules about posting on 4chan?

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7327805

>>7327798
read the posts again...

>> No.7327806

>>7327805
what rule do you think they're breaking?

>> No.7327810

>>7327806
guscord rules are strict no off topic only shmup discussion and no graphics talk...

>> No.7327813

>>7327810
and these posts on 4chan have nothing to do with that.

>> No.7327814

>>7327786
>>7327805
>>7327810
thanks for the dollar

>> No.7327815

>>7327813
you really are unbelievably retarded.

>> No.7327820

>>7327815
that's you. thanks for the quarter

>> No.7327821

>>7327814
spend it wisely, not on figurines...

>> No.7327825

>>7327820
imagine cee being so powerful that a paid team had to be assembled....

lmao

>> No.7327826

>>7327825
Can you make the next one 3 lines so I can get a dollar?

>> No.7327830

>>7327826
s
u
re

>> No.7327831

>>7327830
This doesn't count.

>> No.7327836

>>7327831
suck
ur
rectal
exit

>> No.7327846

>>7327786
>collage
The diploma is fake.

>> No.7327901

Clp got kicked out of all the clubs? I thought he was shmupg

>> No.7327967

>>7327901
he had an autistic meltdown and rage quit

>> No.7327985

>>7327901
He left because during a restream Ricardo said "You talk too much. Dis guy jajaja we laugh at joo." Not even kidding. Dude has been on a seethe spiral for 3 months now after this. Pretty mind blowing stuff.

>> No.7327987

>>7326797
you need to 1cc to even begin to think of scoring as continuing fucks up with your score
are you new

>> No.7328026
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7328026

>come back to shmupg
>25 new posts
>it's all offtopic chavposting

>come back to guscord
>250 new posts
>it's all straight shmup play talk

>> No.7328060

>>7327985
This guy has severe mental issues.

>> No.7328063

>>7328060
He's also faking some obscure physical illness for attention. It's very bizarre stuff.

>> No.7328228

general survival tips for Gunbird 2 with Marion?

>> No.7328246

>>7328228
play FFXIV
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Bananamatic

>> No.7328286

>>7328246
>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/Bananamatic

hilarious

>> No.7328346

>>7327901
>>7327967
>>7327985
>>7328026
>>7328060
>>7328063


they just CAN'T STOP coming here to be with ME

lmfao, nothing funnier than people claiming youre seething and butthurt whilst running a campaign for months on end and coming here EVERYDAY because im here

LMFAO

>> No.7328351

>>7328346
thanks for the dollar

>> No.7328359

>>7328351
>1 min reply

literally WAITING here for ME

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7328394

>>7328026
>>come back to guscord
>>250 new posts
>>it's all straight shmup play talk
>30+ tranny y soi y dork
>Z E D B L A D E T E C H

>> No.7328406

Omg literally can't even xD

>> No.7328481

clp why dont u play zed blade like a man, u scared of being a beginner again or what

come on share your starts with us

>> No.7328584

>>7328481
nah mate oim too busy playing darts with the lads over skoipe

>> No.7328743
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7328743

>>7328346
chav we know how lonely you are, that's why you keep coming back to shmups and shmupg. we keep you company out of the goodness of our hearts, lest you be forever alone.

>> No.7328898

This thread is disgusting. Every fucking time, I check for shmup discussion - I REPEAT, SHMUP DISCUSSION - and then you're talking about some insufferable namefag going by "Chav" who can't seem to stop bringing up unrelated garbage. I don't even know if it's him posting or a bunch of trolls pretending to be one person. God I hate you people. This is the worst general I've ever been to. No other general veers so far from what it's supposed to be about.

>> No.7328918

>>7328898
Tell me anon, what do you think about Phoenix? I like it. :) It's the first truely great shmup imo.

>> No.7328929

>>7328918
Never played that one, but it looks neat for such an early shmup.

>> No.7328980

>>7328898
bro. if you want shmup discussion, you need to get in guscord, it's THE place to be. this is the chav containment thread.

>> No.7329053

>>7328980
Some of us don't want everything wasted on mandatory namefag trannycords.
>b-buts it's not possible to have discussion here!!
We used to have plenty of actual game discussion here AND bants before ricky was essentially permabanned.

>> No.7329089

>>7329053
>We used to have plenty of actual game discussion here AND bants before ricky came in with the jarpig obsession.

Fixed.

>> No.7329115

>>7329053
cope
get in guscord
or you're a dope
simple as

>> No.7329242

Everytime I come in and switch the thread to off topic shit posting

>> No.7329246

>>7329115
drop the fucking invite already

>> No.7329323

>>7329246
post your discord, i'll invite you

>> No.7329373

>>7329246
https://discord.com/invite/pNj3c9K

>> No.7329408

>>7329373
I don't see any shmup discussion here bros

>> No.7329445

>>7329115
>this despo for new members

lmfao

>> No.7329452

>>7328743
COPE

you came to ME lmfao, feel free to stop coming here anytime...

>>7328584
aye just got done playing darts, good shit.

>> No.7329456

>>7329089
clearly that's not an issue seeing as how he left and the place is in this shittier state

>> No.7329468

>>7329452
Do you have your own custom darts

>> No.7329498

you can stop reading this thread anytime soon sh1tst4n3 you soiboi

>> No.7329540
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7329540

hey guys, chav here
sorry about my previous posts. what i really would like to discuss now is my favorite shmups in the genre. starting with battle garegga. image related

>> No.7329581

>>7329540
That's soi shit, stick with Strikers 1945 II.

>> No.7329584

>>7329540
It's got really nice BGM

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>>7329498

>> No.7329616
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>>7329498
every one reads this thread

to laff. at. JOO.

>> No.7329640

>>7329581
Shut up limpwrist

>> No.7329647

>>7329584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgflupYkPRw
>this kills the TOEHOE fag

>> No.7329650
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>>7328743
cope however you can

you came crawling back to shmupg because you need your shmup fwends. ya just can't let go and move on to another community... sad!

well, you tried with vroom... look how that turned out... LMAO!

>> No.7329651

>>7329540
is that the Ps4/XboxOne version? Or is there a way to get all that info on the sides in mame?

>> No.7329656

>>7329650
meant for >>7329452

>> No.7329658

>>7329650
>you came crawling back to shmupg because you need your shmup fwends. ya just can't let go and move on to another community... sad!
he tried... and got BTFO cuz hes a massive sperg
LMFAO!!

>> No.7329664

>>7329651
Console exclusive

>> No.7329665
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7329665

>>7329658
OOOOOOOOOF

>> No.7329667

>>7329664
almost makes me want to get a ps4 or xbone just for that desu

>> No.7329673

>>7329667
the gadgets are so good they're controversial in terms of comparing your scores, if your run was done with them on

>> No.7329682

>>7329673
yeah would almost feel like cheating but would be nice for practicing maybe

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>> No.7329865
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7329865

>>7329468
custom as far as i have my own barrel and stem config but not like special made or nothing nah

>>7329650
>>7329656
>>7329665
>>7329658


The SCOOP and the FACTS are you FEAR the cee so much you had to wheel the drawbridge in and only give out invites in private LMFAO!!!!

good luck defending that pussy wankers!!

see you back here tomorrow for more evenings with cee you obsessed fags, tfw my toe has more personality than the whole of guscord LMAO

>> No.7329886

>>7329865
>breaks rules repeatedly for days
>shows no interest in anything but actively shitting up the place
>banned
shocking

>> No.7329921

>>7329886
>admitting being a PUSSY WANKER

all it took was ONE MAN to take out a whole GANGS drawbridge.....

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7329932

>>7329886
>tfw i made guscord break its own rules lmfao

>> No.7329940

>>7329921
admittedly your autism and dedication to fucking up something for no reason is strong

>> No.7329947

>>7329854
Shmups forum is entirely unbearable since at least the early 2010s

>> No.7329952

>>7329947
tru

>> No.7329954

>>7329940
P U S S Y

W A N K E R

>> No.7329990

>>7329947
>Shmups forum is entirely unbearable since at least the early 2010s

Reminder i was once flavour of the month on farm until i dared to wrong think....

https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=32452

>> No.7330003

>>7329990
this thread doesn't make you look good
rip my sides

>> No.7330014

>>7330003
>>7330003
>this thread doesn't make you look good
nor does your bollocks hanging out of your thong

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7330026

>>7329990
This does cast you in a rather bad light

>> No.7330034

>>7330026
i think we have established by now that i really dont are how i am perceived by anyone lmao

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7330080

>>7329990
>>7330003
>>7330026
lmfaoooooooooo

>> No.7330089

>>7330080
jonny5 is captain SOI

he was proto what you have today, the beginning of the end.,

>> No.7330091

>>7330089
he read you perfectly tbqhwy

>> No.7330094

>>7330089
how many people do you have living in your head without forcing them to pay rent? the list seems endless

sort your life out you absolute manchild LMAO!

>> No.7330104

>>7330091
wrong, i read him, look at his post count mate.... everyday jonny5 was MUH CAVE MUH CAVE but was total SHIT at every game


>>7330094
its clearly the opposite? the fuck is your comprehension? theres a thread asking where i went and hes in there banging on about me.... that means im in HIS head rent free you spaz fuck

>> No.7330106

We can see why chav is on the dole. There is no possible way this man can function in society. At best, he should be locked up.

>> No.7330109

cope
&
seethe
>>7330106
he is locked up
in mum's house

>> No.7330114

>>7330106
>>7330109
HERE COME THE TROOPSSSSS

no im not on the dole and never have been

>> No.7330121

>he thinks people organize to dunk on him
oh no no no no
poor schizo

>> No.7330142

>>7330104
>its clearly the opposite? the fuck is your comprehension?
lmfao you are dumb as a brick

this guy goes along minding his own business, enjoying his cave collection, whilst you sit in the shadows... fuming over another man's video games... boiling with rage, thinking about him non stop, until you could no longer contain the seethe and sperged out on a total stranger who had no idea who you were, yet you were OBSESSED with him... this would stick out in any normal, functioning human being's mind, as it's not every day a nutjob launches a personal tirade at you about video games.

you muppet.

>> No.7330143

>>7330121
lmfao the scoop and facts arte FACTS youre just in COPE mode because you cant refute that ive brought WAY more activity back here as you all followed and that the guscord drawbridge is up and only sent via pms now because of my POWER LEVEL

>> No.7330151

>>7330142
>this guy goes along minding his own business, enjoying his cave collection

>5000 posts
NICE FANFIC lmfaoooooooooooooooo, you feral cunt dumb shite, you clearly dont know jonny5

>> No.7330156

>>7330142
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF
CHAV BTFO ONCE AGAIN LADS

>>7330151
AND HERE'S HIS COPE

>> No.7330158

>>7330151
R E N T
F R E E

>> No.7330163

>>7330143
>POWER LEVEL
autism level*

>> No.7330169

>>7330156
>>7330158
>>7330163


LOOK AT THE GANG COLLAB

LMFAO


DRAWBRIDGE UP!

>> No.7330173

>you clearly dont know jonny5
the fact that you do chav is what makes this funny

>> No.7330191
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7330191

>>7330151
>you clearly dont know jonny5
and he clearly doesn't know you...

but you know EVERYTHING about him...

>> No.7330192

>>7330173
I know him because he made 5000 posts in a period i was a member of farm? you fucking nothing burger spastic, you try SO hard and even when i HAND you material you gang of dickheads still fuck it up lmfao

>> No.7330197

>>7330169
reminder that this thread has over 50ips and that you're mentally ill

>> No.7330198

>>7330192
>he made 5000 posts in a period i was a member of farm
i'm sure you read every one of them.
over, and over, and over, and over...

>> No.7330204

>>7330191
wtf is this angle? you have to be over 18 to post here lmao

>>7330197
GUSGANG in ATTENDANCE to be ENTERTAINED because im betted than zed blade strats

>>7330198
nah u flopped senpai

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>>7330198

>> No.7330206
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7330206

>>7330205
>thinks that was good wit

>> No.7330209

>>7330204
im not in guscord you fucking idiot

>> No.7330217

guscord RUNS this town

>> No.7330226

>>7330217
more like

>guscord RUNS the fuck away

lmao

>> No.7330229

found chav's music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KjSUOvoZU

>> No.7330235

>>7330226
wait, is Guscord here or not?

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7330246

>>7330229
>spanish

either ricks lying as USUAL or hes feeding his minions material... lmfao sad as FUCK


>>7330235
yeah but only with drawbridge up

>> No.7330249

>only one person can link Spanish things
peak schizo

>> No.7330258

>>7330249
>it's a coincidence!!!

you aren't cut out for this.

>> No.7330262

>>7330229
chav as the clown and the rest the people inside his head rent free

>> No.7330282

>>7330258
That's very interesting. Now tell me, Chav. Is "Guscord" in the thread with us?

>> No.7330289

what would buddha say about all this??

>> No.7330324

>>7330289
"chav should reincarnate as a skidmark"

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>>7330324
imagine the absolute slags he's been around to think the average woman leaves shit, piss, and blood in her undies.

maybe he was sniffing his mom's underwear...

>> No.7330379

>>7330364
>to think the average woman leaves shit, piss, and blood in her undies.
VIRGIN

CONFIRMED

you have definitely NEVER lived with a girl.

>> No.7330380

>>7330364
>maybe he was sniffing his mom's underwear...
most likely explanation, I can't think of any woman putting up with this waste of a "human being"

>> No.7330442

>>7330379
married men laugh at your stinky girl cope.

I N C E L

>> No.7330501

>>7330089
RENT FREE in 2010

STILL FREE in 2021

ceek help

>> No.7330509

>>7330094
those dozens of rents are the reason he's not on the dole. not gonna lie he's a good investor tbqh.

>> No.7330513

>>7330442
>>7330380
absolutely guaranteed virgins, funny as fuck desu how out of touch you are.

>>7330501
D R A W B R I D G E

>> No.7330514

>>7330509
doesn't makes sense, cause the rents are free, FREE lmao

>> No.7330529

>>7329865
thanks for the $2

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7330536

>>7330514
C O L L A B

E F F O R T S

HERE FOR ME

>> No.7330546

imagine CEETHING about jonny5 (literally who) posts from more than ten years ago, TEN (10)!!! wtf man just plug that dart into your brain already lol

>> No.7330563

>>7330546
imagine being so VIRGIN you think women smell of roses, taste of strawberries and dont poo


LMFAO, stick to pillow lieutenant v-plates.

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7330567

>if you don't think girls STINK because of the skids on the front and back of their underwear, you're an out of touch virgin!

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7330571

>no woman will ever want me but its fine because they stink anyway

>> No.7330572

>>7330364
women from bongistan are absolute trashy slags
that's why he turned gay (incel but gay)

>> No.7330580

>>7330567
why do you think someone else said it to? those with long term gurfs or have lived with women know the deal, you're virgins and its OBVIOUS lmfao

>>7330571
>i w-w-wonder if thats chocolate in those panties
>heh

>>7330546
also no one seethed at all, work on your reading comprehension...

>>7330572
women and women, you don't get any anyway VIRGENIE

>> No.7330581

>>7330572
explains his obsession with trannies.

>haha wouldn't it be mental if we got charlene's nude pics. insane init.

>> No.7330587

>>7330563
what does it have to do with jonny5?

btw you should leave mom's basement sometimes you absolute sad dork

>> No.7330601

>>7330581
that quote isn't even made up too LMFAO

>> No.7330602

>>7330587
Terrible projection son, that's r9k tier circa 2009

you don't even know who jonny 5 is and wasn't even on farm lmfao, i FED you that ammo thats how much you fucking SUCK

>>7330581
tbf charlenes nudes are more pallatable than robs new skidmark wagon

>> No.7330603

>>7330581
yeah makes sense he made several twatter accounts to creep on shmuptrannies after all

>> No.7330609

>>7330601
ahhh so that makes you GUSGANG!!!


all following me here AGAIN! because your scene is SHIT

lmfao

>> No.7330613

>>7330602
that's true I don't who jonny5 is and I don't fucking care lmao

I'm just here to LAFF at CHU you fucking psycho

RENT FREE
BACK TO BASE(MENT)

lol!

>> No.7330617

>>7330609
not in guscord, that was in your server

>> No.7330625

>>7330613
just here for ME!

and you can't even bant without using MY terms lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo, nearly all the slang and nick names are all ME

>>7330617
yes.... but now youre in guscord you fucking thick cunt

>> No.7330629

cee's dreaming about charlene rubbing her huge dong all over his bald greasy head

>> No.7330631

>>7330625
>yes.... but now youre in guscord you fucking thick cunt
im not
take your meds

>> No.7330640

>>7330629
>cee's dreaming


you even care about my dreams?


now THATS what i call OBSESSED!


you retards keep fucking your shit up senpai lmfao


>>7330631
right so you were in my room and youre NOT in guscord? i hand picked everyone bar sam mate so you can't bullshit me, loser cunt.

>> No.7330650

>>7330640
thanks for the $3

>> No.7330658

>>7330650
O B S E S S E D

>> No.7330661

>>7330640
INSANE memory

>> No.7330664

>>7330650
>>7330661
https://youtu.be/lZVhZhLAwMQ

>> No.7330668

>>7330661
INSANE toys and skid mark machine.

>> No.7330671

Living in CLP's head rent free:

Rob
Sam
Jonny5
Gus
Ric

>> No.7330676

>>7330671
Plasmo
Icarus
Aquas
Annk
KevinDDR

list goes on...

>> No.7330680

>>7330671
defo lacking a few dozen people

>> No.7330682

>>7330671
>>7330676

and yet guscord members came HERE for ME, sam and rick both caught stalking my twitch chat when i wasn't even ONLINE

TRY HARDER LMFAO


OOF

>> No.7330683

Please cease your autism, leper.
somehow this thread manages to unhide itself

>> No.7330690

>>7330682
i didn't stalk your twitch dude i looked at what racing games you were playing. cool it with the conspiratard stuff

>> No.7330692

>>7330683
your efforts will never work, this is MY zone and we will NEVER discuss boring fucking shmup SHITE

EVER

>> No.7330701

>>7330682
Thanks for the dollar.

>> No.7330706

>>7330682
this is called shmupg not "Cee's house"
inb4 I'M SHMUPG I CREATED IT BLABLA

>>7330692
lol

>> No.7330716

>>7330690
bollocks you heroin fuck, i caught you in there and you had to think up something quick "o-o-oh uh yeh racing um etc" ricks was even funnier and i wasn't online.... fucking weirdos LMFAO

and you're HERE!!! what a SHAWK!!!!

FOLLOWING ME!

>>7330706
call it fucking jennysmingefiesta for all i care the FACTS are shmupg is in the noggin as SHMUPCEE

making you CEETHE because you'll never get to be a gay little dork fest here, OOF

>> No.7330720

ahh yes... VECTORMAN... now that was a shmup...

>> No.7330725

Join Elixirs. Every post you make Cee responds to with 1 line = 25c. Every post he responds to with 3 or more lines = 1 dollar.

>>7330716
Thanks for the dollar fifty.

>> No.7330727

>>7330720
ngl vectorman is dope, 2nds pretty tough

>> No.7330730

>>7330716
we have what we want elsewhere we just come here to laff at joo
cope&seethe

>> No.7330740
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>>7330725
Elixir BTFO that hard he has to employ ppl?

now THATS a victory


>>7330730
NOICE COPE!!

youre here for ME, FACTS

and you just can't stay away lmfao,

>guscord is g-great in other ways!!

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absolutely laffing me fooking arse off lads.

good show init.

>> No.7330742

>>7330740
thanks for the $2

>> No.7330748

call the next one /maldg/

>> No.7330769

Got $5.5 already

>> No.7330773

>>7330748
PLEASE do this, makes it even more MINE

lmao great idea

>>7330741
that quotes hilarious rob because thats exactly whats happening with rick and GUSGANG!!!! all unifying to take me on lmfaoooo

hows your gurfs skidmarks?

>> No.7330789

>>7330773
You talk too much

>> No.7330790

>>7330773
I mean you can create the thread yourself and call it whichever way you like

>> No.7330802

>>7330789
smell her feet and minge after a day out

>> No.7330803

As a lieutenant of Guscord, I come to formally declare war on Chav. The drawbridge is raised, the troops are riding in, and we WILL take this land. You have been warned... there is no stopping Gusgang.

>> No.7330812

>>7330803
so post invites then?

LE FAGGIOLA!!!!

cee WINS flawless victory

rick in bed with tranny y soi

>> No.7330814

>>7330773
>>7330812
2.50

>> No.7330821

>>7330802
$6

>> No.7330828

GUSCORD and LIXCORD are UNITED BY FATE

WAR on cee is on

>> No.7330835

>>7330828
you dont see how that very notion is pure fail for you? literally admits you need ALL of you to take on just me?

dear oh dear, in b4 8$

>> No.7330840

>>7330835
$6.5

>> No.7330848
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>tfw based cee ends up bankrupting elixir

>> No.7330865

We need to bring out the big guns to win this war... Boys, break the seal. Awaken jonny5.

>> No.7330872

>>7330865
ground zero for chav's eternal cope&seethe... don't...

>> No.7330892

chav has been crying for 11 years straight
lads...

>> No.7330952
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STG Rev. 2020 joining the fight, ha! Everyone, lend me your energy!