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>your age
>your favorite game
>age you lost your virginity
27
super metroid
never

>> No.7286918

inb4 everyone says never

>> No.7286926

29
Landstalker
never

>> No.7286928
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>>7286917
30
Battlezone
Never.

>> No.7286929

>>7286917
Thats some high nips on the left lady

>> No.7286931

>>7286929
They called torpedo tidds

>> No.7286935 [DELETED] 

Did i enter reddit by mistake? Fuck off.

>> No.7286947

>>7286917
18
I don't know
Never.

>> No.7286959

>>7286917
25
Fire Emblem:Genealogy of the holy war
Ive never even had a girlfriend

>> No.7286960

27
sh2
23

>> No.7286984
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22
Morrowind
20

>> No.7286990

> 30
> monster sanctuary
> 14

>> No.7287017
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>>7286959
Furthest I ever got was, first on PSOBB (private server) meeting some crack addict "milf" who I thankfully never saw after the daze of "having a girlfriend" ended, that was in senior of highschool a pittle over a decade ago. The next best was in Animal Crossing NL a few years ago meeting this Euro girl younger than me who I was in love with and Swapnoted with copiously (saw her pics, too) but fucked up by telling her I just started masturbating to porn and was struggling with that and also (at a different time) that I wanted her to move over here. Someone end me.

>> No.7287027

>>7287017
Also danced with a few girls in uni, but I'll save that for my blog.

>> No.7287037

>>7286917
30
Mega Man X
Never

>> No.7287103

>>7286917
41
Monkey Island
Never

>> No.7287106

>>7286917
20
Resident Evil 2
16

>> No.7287113

>>7286917
31
Deus Ex
18

>> No.7287116

>>7286917
>>your age
38

>>your favorite game
Splinter Cell

>>age you lost your virginity
19

>> No.7287121

>>7286917
Almost 31.
Half-Life 2.
Three weeks before my 17th birthday.

>> No.7287123

>>7286917
35
Lttp
16

>> No.7287126

>>7286917
>>7286926
>>7286928
>>7286947
>>7286959
>>7287037
>>7287103
Called it
>>7286990
What the fuck

>> No.7287127

>>7286917
19
Metal Gear Solid
14

>> No.7287131

>27
>Cave Story
>18

>> No.7287139

35
Dark souls
20, but i feel like i regained it after many years of no fucking

>> No.7287140

>>7287126
Middle school sex is much, MUCH more likely than you think

>> No.7287146

>>7287140
Only these days.

>> No.7287150

>>7287127
>>7286990
Why do 2 people in this thread had sex at 14?

>> No.7287158

>>7287150
You have to actually try to leave High School a virgin if you take JROTC

>> No.7287163

>>7287150
Males losing their virginity at 14 who post on 4chan is very unlikely. Most girls at that time usually either go for older men or chads. I don't think either one of these anons are chads.

>> No.7287167

>>7286917
18
Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Never

>> No.7287168

>>7286917
>your age
25
>your favorite game
Metal Gear Solid 2
>age you lost your virginity
19

>> No.7287173

34
desu ex
25

>> No.7287178

>>7287163
If they’re posting on 4chan they probably peaked in high school

>> No.7287183

>>7287146
>only these days
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.7287185

>>7286917
30
KOTOR2
17

>> No.7287187 [DELETED] 

>>7286917
18
i don't play games
20

>> No.7287194

27
Morrowind
17

>>7286984
Morrowind chads rise up

>> No.7287195

>>7286917
>35
>Starcraft II (1 if it must be retro)
>15

>> No.7287231

33
Zelda 1
15

>> No.7287245

>>7287116
I also wanted to add that back when I lost my virginity at 19, it was the year 2001. Bad news came when it was announced that Sega would no longer produce game consoles. I was playing Shenmue and Sonic Adventure 2 sometime before I lost my virginity. It was a magical time for me because I wasn't sure what to expect next that year. Good times.

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33
Golden Axe
16

>> No.7287261

>>7287163
one of my buddies lost his virginity age 13 and then didn't have a gf until age 25, it's not so unbelievable to me, particularly stories you read on various boards.

>> No.7287271

26
Earthbound
24

>> No.7287297

30
Phantasy Star IV
16

>> No.7287309
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>>7286917
24
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Never

>> No.7287314

>>7286917
32
Resident Evil
18

>> No.7287327

34
Quake 2 multiplayer
15

>> No.7287329
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>>7286917
33
If Retro: Monster World IV/Gunstar Heroes
If not retro: The Beginner's Guide
17

>> No.7287331

>>7286917
>43
>Custer's Revenge
>Never

>> No.7287336
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30
new vegas
never

>> No.7287358

31
DOOM
13

>> No.7287361

45
smb3
10 yay horny teen girl babysitter

>> No.7287378

nice try fbi

>> No.7287391
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31
Duke Nukem 3D
18

>> No.7287410

>>7286917
34
Fallout / Contra the Hard Corps / Resident Evil
22

Started kinda late, but had loads of sex since then, fortunately.

>> No.7287427

>>7287358
What's it like losing your virginity at 13? Isn't that way too early?

>> No.7287436 [DELETED] 

16
Castlevania
Never

>> No.7287502

29
Initial D v3
14

The only bad thing about losing it at 14 was that I set too high of a standard for after my first gf broke up with me, shit was not great from like age 16 to 23

>> No.7287505
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>38
>pic related
>20 or 21, would have been sooner except it was hard to meet gay dudes in those times

>> No.7287528

35
Earthbound
Never

>> No.7287553

>>7286917
36
Civilisations 2
30 years and eight days. Turned 30 and decided to lose my virginity to the first thot that would have me on Tinder. One of the dumbest things I ever did in my life.

>> No.7287568

>>7287126
I had a lot of pressure from my family to be a “man” and get a girlfriend quickly. I was also surrounded by porn on my brother’s walls and dads garage, and had open access to the internet from 8.

So yeah banging since 14 and haven’t gone longer than 2 weeks since. I’m happily married with three kids and a good sex like so it all ended well for me, plus my family is dead so it’s a lot easier to honor them now.

>> No.7287571

>>7287163
Only virgins think this divide is real. T. Happily married 30 year anon.

The true Chad way is to disregard preconceptions of others or places. 4chan is just another internet shithole, the equivalent of a seedy rural bar.

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>>7286917
30
Super Mario RPG
never

>> No.7287602

>22
>Moon Remix RPG Adventure
>16

>> No.7287615

>25
>deus ex
>8

>> No.7287621

>>7287187
>i don't play games
Why would you even come here then? Ah thats right, probably just bait and post low effort wojaks like the eternal zoomer

>> No.7287658

>>7286917
25

Prince of Persia Sands of Time

15

>> No.7287670

>23
> currently enjoying angband and roguelikes
>18

>> No.7287685

>>7286917
22
Thief: The Dark Project
16

>> No.7287690

37
Little Big Adventure
20

>> No.7287693

24
ape escape 3
19

>> No.7287697

31
Max Payne
never

>> No.7287704

>>7286917
31
Sonic Adventure 2
25

>> No.7287727

30
I dont actually play anything anymore, only shitpost
28

>> No.7287728

>>7287126
Am I supposed to lie to subvert your expecations?

>> No.7287775

>>7286917
32
underrail
24

nice thread btw

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>>7286917
25
Toss-up between: Final Fantasy VII, VII & IX and The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time & Majora's Mask
Also never, still a virgin

>> No.7287791

>>7287361
>10 yay horny teen girl babysitter
You were a child. You were sexually abused.

>> No.7287795
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>>7286917
25
Toss-up between: Final Fantasy VII, VIII & IX and The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time & Majora's Mask
Also never, still a virgin

>> No.7287803
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>>7286917
30
Rage of Mages 2 : Necromancer
11

>> No.7287827
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>>7286917
20
City Connection (Arcade)
Take a guess

>> No.7287829

>>7286917
32
Tales of Legendia
17

>> No.7287832

18
Halo
yes

>> No.7287839

30
Sonic 3 and Knuckles
18-19ish.

>> No.7287981
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>>7286917
23
SF Rush Series, to the point where I know some of the devs.
19

>> No.7287990

thanks for the marketing data guys

>> No.7288016
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>29
>Metal Gear Solid 2
>18

>> No.7288028

>>7287195
Are you me? Although I think Starcraft 1 was probably better no?

>> No.7288046

>>7286917
32
Either Majoras mask or Silent hill
23, with your mom

>> No.7288050

20
Rogue Galaxy
15

>> No.7288053

>>7287615
Little Chad

>> No.7288057

>>7286917
26
Ocarina Of Time
tbd

>> No.7288112
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18
SOTN
18

>> No.7288127

>>7286917
>26
>Aria of Sorrow
>21

>> No.7288189
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24

Super Mario 64

20-21

Been successful in job and women overall these years since first kiss (18) Last bad thing to happen was 2020.

>> No.7288230

33
Noctis IV
never and not interested

>> No.7288316

>>7286917
>age: vampire larper
>game: DOA Xtreme balls the /vr/ edition
>virgo lost: 20

>> No.7288319

>>7287150
>>7287163
Middle skool compensated dating.
>They fucked old men for GPUs.

>> No.7288327

23
FF6
16

>> No.7288330

>>7287791
>>7287361
Is this when we call FBI?

>> No.7288332

>>7286917
>25
>Silent Hill
>16

>> No.7288357

>>7286917
36
Metroid II
I'm so lonely

>> No.7288432

>>7286917
31
Shenmue
15

>> No.7288445

>>7287361
I love SMW femdom

>> No.7288447
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>>7286917
32
knock knock run run
Never, wait does it have to be vaginal? to count?
cos' vaginal sex is for pussies...

>> No.7288459

>>7286917
45
Fortnite
3

>> No.7288463

>33
>Unreal Tournament 1999
>21

>> No.7288469
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>>7286917
Breeding is murder.
28
Zelda
n/a

>> No.7288473

>>7286917
25
yume nikki
19

>> No.7288481
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29
Knuckles Chaotix
25

>> No.7288487

>>7287505
Hold on, No gays like Gradius 2!

>> No.7288503
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>>7286917
35
Ferret Legging
Does it count if she was technically retarded? 35

>> No.7288551

>>7286917
27
Deus Ex
20

>> No.7288560

>>7286917
48
cave explorer
6

>> No.7288689

>>7286917
Cool datamine. I want to FUCK Gameboy Samus though. The others just look weird.

>> No.7288701

>>7286984
Fallout easily has the most fucked up death animations ever. Pretty rewarding critical and character growth feedback though.

>> No.7288787

27
KotOR 1-2 or SotN
17

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>>7286917
If you initially thought Samus was a dude then your first thought was right. Samus being trans is not up for debate.

>> No.7288823

>>7286917
39
WoW :(
15

>> No.7288828

>>7288823
>WoW :(
How is this shit your favourite?

>> No.7288858

>>7288445
Is that when your babysitter molests you while playing Mario World?

>> No.7288886

>>7288805
>transwomen are men and vice versa
fucking kek

>> No.7288938

>>7286917
30
Shadow Of The Colossus
14

>> No.7288952

wow! i didn't expect such an enormous response. ill be able to gear my next advertising scheme perfectly to the audience of this board now.

>> No.7288959

>>7288952
yeah, shilling of /vr/ always produces amazing results and isn't called out at all

>> No.7288962

>>7288330
>FBI
Newfag

>> No.7288964
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>>7288459

>> No.7288970

>>7288560
>6
Bro, are you ok? Do you want us to call the partyvan?

>> No.7289160

20
Max Payne
13

>> No.7289182

36
streets of rage 2
15

>> No.7289194

27
Diablo 2
never, I sucked a dick once but I assume there is no mouth virginity

>> No.7289206

>>7286917
40
RoboCop/OutRun (coin-ops) tie
16

>> No.7289213

>>7287361
You're a victim

>> No.7289215

>>7288938
Wow, what a Chad. What do you expect, a medal or something? Fuck off.

>> No.7289218

18
Mega Man Zero 3
Not yet

>> No.7289220

>>7286917
29
Chrono Trigger
18

>> No.7289221

>>7289215
You seem somewhat irate. Father not finger banging you as much as he used to? Go be an flaming faggot somewhere else.

>> No.7289225
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29 don't call me a boomer yet
ToeJam & Earl this is the first game we bonded over, talk about welcome to the next level
14 my son is now the same age we were when we "leveled up" and no we still don't know how we'd react if he made us literal boomer grandparents by age 30

>> No.7289227

>>7289215
You forgot to be bitter about all the other people who lost it at 14

>> No.7289229

>>7287505
Gay guy likes it hard in the ass from his games too. Go figure.

>> No.7289231

>>7289229
Games you can never beat are fitting for subs

>> No.7289241

>>7289221
>says nothing faggy
>gets faggy response
Projecting much?

>> No.7289296

>>7289241
I thought what was said originally was rather faggy. Sounded like a bitter fag to me

>> No.7289316
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>>7286917
22
RE4
Never have, never will

>> No.7289340

>>7286917
>37
>6 way tie between Sonic the hedgehog 2, super Mario bros 3, Crash Bandicoot 2, Castlevania SOTN, Resident evil 2 (the original one) and Super Metroid
>30

I also want to add that losing my virginity actually turned my life around and fixed all my problems.

>> No.7289350

>>7286917
25
Biker Mice From Mars
9 unless non-penetrative sexual assault doesn't count, in which case, 19.

>> No.7289391

>>7288959
with data like this? fat chance you'll pick up on it!

>> No.7289392

>>7289225
So what, are you saying Toejam & Earl got you laid?

>> No.7289430

>>7288560
you explored that cave early, anon

>> No.7289473

>>7286917
>24
>Favorite retro game? Super Metroid
>Never, I'm actually growing extra virginities

>> No.7289512

>>7286917
30
Super Mario World
14

>> No.7289517

>>7286917
I'm 35 years old.
Chrono Trigger
Lost my virginity at 20 to the woman I'm now married to. She's the only woman I've ever slept with.

>> No.7289519
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>23
>Silent Hill 2
>Never

>> No.7289527

>>7287168
>>7288016
MGS2 chads rise up.

>tfw both lost virginity before turning 20

>> No.7289536
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>>7286917
26
morrowind
16

>> No.7289572

>>7287183
Right? Every time I go to my local middle school to look for pussy, I get called a pervert.

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>+147 replies and 24 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Super Metroid
7

>> No.7289685

>>7289653
>7
Oof... That's rough, buddy. Are you okay?

>> No.7289690

>>7286917
25
Caesar 3
15

>> No.7289706

>>7286917
32
Morrowind
14

>> No.7289719

31
Retro fav is FF6
16 but I regret it, wish I'd waited

>> No.7289728

>>7289340
If you're anything like me, it probably left you with complexes and you'll probably be a bad partner in the end, and I lost it earlier than you.

>> No.7289739

>>7287775
I loved this game but couldn't deal with the goddamn stealth enemies and dropped. How do you deal? I tried wearing goggles, paranoid perk, and other shit to hopefully boost awareness but these fags still stealth combo'd me. Literally how do you deal with this outside of knowing they're there from getting fucked before, and using mines and shit? And then you still have to deal with all their buddies or them tripping it first. Just completely unfun to deal with.

>> No.7289743

>>7286917
21
gran turismo 4
18

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>>7289392
Unsurprised. One of the co-op Kirby SNES games got me laid.

>> No.7289802

>>7289685
It's not as bad as it sounds. I'm sure it was for others, though

>> No.7289808

>>7286917
68
Zork
15 (to my mom) then never.

>> No.7289850

>>7286917
21
DMC1
18

>> No.7289852

>>7289739
You have to be stealthed yourself. If youre out of stealth, it doesnt matter how perceptive you are. You either need stealth and detection or just be tanky enough.

>> No.7289856

>>7289808
Y-your mom?! Care to explain?

>> No.7289874

30
jet set radio future
27

>> No.7289880

>>7289808
Wow, 68? I don’t know anyone that old that uses computers.
28
REDNECK RAMPAGE
15

>> No.7289891

>>7289808
If it was hot pls share

>> No.7289893

32
Onimusha 2
Nope

>> No.7289932

>>7286917
>22
>DKC2 if /vr/ and monster train if not /vr/
>never but i got my dick sucked by some rando on grindr once and didnt even finish.

>> No.7290045

>>7286917
29
I don't really have one
never have, never will

>> No.7290049

>>7288447
Yooo I have a poster with that artwork. That artwork fooled me into thinking Majora's Mask could be an obtainable item.

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>>7286917
43
Doom
23 Listen, your aunt was a fine piece of ass back then. Kinda looked like Lisa Loeb *SIP*

>> No.7290057

>>7286917
34
Resident Evil 2
14 (with a girl)
17 (with a guy) I’m a fag

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>25
>Pokémon Crystal
>16

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>18
>Sonic Mania
>15

>> No.7290091

>>7290057
You can't lose your virginity a second time you know.

>> No.7290105

>>7286917
22
Sonic 3&K
21

>> No.7290183

19
Crash 2/ Pokémon Crystal
19

>> No.7290206

>>7286917
12
Call of Duty
many times

>> No.7290218

28
San Andreas or Halo 3
17

Protip: stop looking for woman in yoir age range. Go after women 10+ years older than you. Its a hell of a lot easier. A lot of women are pedophiles.

>> No.7290227

>>7286928
Fucking love battlezone

>> No.7290380

>>7287163

You can lose your virginity young and still be an ugly manlet shithead. I know a guy who had a hot af gf in high school who looks especially like shit 10 years later and is desperately trying to dm girls he went to high school with.

>> No.7290394

>>7288189
>20-21
Do you not remember? Did you lose your virginity on the evening of December 31? Did you get halfway there when you were 20 but not all the way until you were 21? Multiple ages as an answer to such a straightforward question leaves more questions than answers.

>> No.7290417

>>7290218
I want a family with a fellow virgin, though. Roasties' eggs are dead.

>> No.7290426

>>7286917
27
Starcraft: Brood War
20

>> No.7290527 [DELETED] 

>Protip: stop looking for woman in yoir age range. Go after women 10+ years older than you. Its a hell of a lot easier. A lot of women are pedophiles.
Based. I'm 25. Women in their 30's are the best. I like them a lot more than girls the same as me or younger.

>> No.7290536

>>7290218
>Protip: stop looking for woman in yoir age range. Go after women 10+ years older than you. Its a hell of a lot easier. A lot of women are pedophiles.
Based. I'm 25. Women in their 30's are the best. I like them a lot more than girls the same as me or younger.
>>7290417
Why would you want to have kids?

>> No.7290562

>>7290536
Because I'm a troubled male, not a mindless consoomer.

>> No.7290604

>>7286917
41
Tf2 before they ruined it
18

>> No.7290762

>>7290536
I have more luck with younger women than older women and I am only 38.

>> No.7290778

>>7288487
IDK why but gay bros and trannies are really like shmups. I guess I'm no exception.

>>7289229
>Gay guy likes it hard in the ass from his games
Is that why Souls is so popular?

>> No.7290796

34
Morrowind
15

>> No.7290805

>>7286917
>16
>Mega Man 2
>3 years

>> No.7290903
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7290903

>>7286917
24
MGS 2
17

>> No.7290917

19
Doom 2
Not yet

>> No.7290942

>>7290417

Virgins are the fucking worst. You would know this if you actually fucked one before.

>> No.7290963

>>7286917
26
Final Fight
never

>> No.7290964

>>7289932
I'm sorry, anon, but you have a terminal case of the gay.

>> No.7290965

>>7286917
32
Dungeon Keeper
24

>> No.7290991

>>7289880
Confess
Even as a FPS fan you don't really believe Redneck Rampage is your favorite game
Come on
>>7287163
At 14 I was having sex with 3 different women over 24 and I don't consider myself a chad, far from it, they just liked young boys I guess and I cultivated a smart, independent, confident personality

>> No.7290993
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7290993

>28
>Doom
>11

>> No.7290997

25
doom
16

>>7289229
hahahahahahaha

>>7290417
fuck families we're all doomed

>> No.7291009
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7291009

>latest age of virginity loss is 25

>> No.7291013

>>7291009
Yeah that sounds about reasonable. Lost mine at 20 and if I'd lasted much longer it would have been hopeless.

>> No.7291016

>>7291013
>>7291009
imo it's fucking impossible after college. but then again im in an area where people usually marry right after high school and shit

>> No.7291017

Hmm do the average /vr/ user is VERY accommodating even it comes to filing out surveys. I'll keep that in mind for my next marketing research project.

>> No.7291024

>>7286917
22
Deus ex or shadow of chernobyl.
17

>> No.7291026

>>7291016
I can see that being true. I lost mine to a girl I'd known in high school during my later college years. If it weren't for that I don't know where I'd be today... probably a PC gamer, honestly.

>> No.7291030
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>>7289213
He is. All the memes about "But she was hot though!" doesn't make it any better, nobody takes you fucking seriously if you're a boy abused by an adult woman. Does it fucking matter if she was good looking? She was cruel and mean, and the least fun part was the strap-on, or the gym teacher taking his turn while she giggles and snaps pictures, or burned me with a cigarette lighter.

I wish I could have killed them, but some other dude (had graduated school a few years back) went to his home and shot him in the spine, then caved in his face with a desk lamp before turning the gun on himself. She 'transferred' somewhere some time later, and I could never find out where she went, and if she changed her identity or something, it's like there was no trace of her existence, she probably was never found out or punished (but she'd get a slap on the wrist if she did).

I've never been with a woman my age, and I probably never will with how neurotic and damaged I am. I can't trust women.

>> No.7291092

>>7287553
>30 years and eight days. Turned 30 and decided to lose my virginity to the first thot that would have me on Tinder. One of the dumbest things I ever did in my life.
we'll listen if you want to share that story

>> No.7291094

>>7287704
favourite game? all-time favourite??

>> No.7291102

>>7288432
a Shenmue Chad

>> No.7291164

>>7290394
Is that strange not to remember the exact age?

>> No.7291203
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7291203

53
Any variant of the classic Star Trek game.
24

>> No.7291207

33
Star Fox 64
26
I wish I had stayed a wizard.

>> No.7291293

>>7286917
22
SMB3
never

>> No.7291367

>>7288028
SC1 is miles better

>> No.7291384

>>7288938
>>7289215
Lol. Colossus IS Chad tho, you pupae

>> No.7291395

>>7289194
Oh. Sick. Never sucked a dick tho

28
Diablo 2
Never

>> No.7291406

>>7290206
Best one yet

>> No.7291410

>>7290206
Do you smoke cigarettes too?

>> No.7291413

>>7286917
45
Dark Souls
16th birthday, had been getting blowies for a while before though.

>> No.7291415

>>7287103
Good choice

>> No.7291425

>>7286917
40
Super Mario Bros.
14

>> No.7291428

>>7289241
>N-n-no. YOU.
A master debater, indeed. Kill yourself, spastic. Really, do it now. Spare us any further retardation.

>> No.7291538

30
Legend of Legaia
20

>> No.7291550

>>7286917
>your age
32
>your favorite game
Final Fantasy X
>age you lost your virginity
17, with FFX running in the background kek

>> No.7291558

>>7286917
30
idk
idk

>> No.7291621

30
Do Sex
Never

>> No.7291629

>>7286917
>24
>Shin Megami Tensei Franchise
>22

>> No.7291632

>>7287140
There was a girl in my school had the football team run a train on her while her parents weren't home. She got pregnant and left school.

>> No.7291642

>>7291428
A "no u" response is when someone makes a valid argument and the other person just deflects it on them instead of coping with it. All you did was jump straight to taking about cocksucking, as if that was at the forefront of your mind for some inexplicable reason.

>> No.7291675

>37
>Doom (original, obviously)
>16

>> No.7291686

>>7291009
Wrong >>7288503

>> No.7291693

>>7290942
Yes! No STDs and pair-bonding is just SO bad! Now excuse me while I go and prep my gf's bull and then reward myself with some s oylent. :)

>> No.7291696

25

streets of rage 2

never

>> No.7291716

>>7291693
Even though I think I'm one of the worst degenerates I know, still the internet manages to surprise me with sex terms I've somehow avoided learning after over 20 years online. What the hell is pair-bonding?

>> No.7291725

28
Anything on gameboy
Never

>> No.7291790

>>7291009
I know a guy who is still a virgin at 40. I keep giving him shit for it.

>> No.7291803

>>7291790
>I keep giving him shit for it.
Why? What pleasure do you get from pouring salt into an open wound?

>> No.7291861

losing virginity is my favorite retro game. not even breath of the wild can top that.

>> No.7291880

>>7291803
Because it amuses me. Plus he's a beta-male Leftist.

>> No.7291923

>>7291880
I hate leftists as much anyone, but even I wouldn't kick one in the balls repeatedly, Anon. I say that as a right winger who's just three years away from graduating from wizardry to whatever's after that (warlock?). Nothing hurts more.

>> No.7291940

>>7286918
>>7287017
>>7287027
>>7287139
>>7287140
>>7287146
>>7287150
>>7287158
>>7287163
>>7287178
>>7287183
>>7287245
>>7287261
>>7287336
>>7287427
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>>7288447
>>7288459
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>>7291790
>>7291803
>>7291880
>>7291923
not retro

>> No.7291961

>>7291030
Jeez, man. Saying I'm sorry that happened to you probably wouldn't mean much, but unironically thanks for having the guts to share your story.

>> No.7292016

30, Super Metroid, 17
>>7291030
Sorry bro. Hang in there.

>> No.7292182

>>7291693

Plot twist: I'm the bull you're prepping

>> No.7292232

>>7287163
There are so many different people who lurk and post on 4chan that this isn't even remotely unlikely. Your idea of what an average poster is like is based on yourself and your equally socially deviant friends (or lack thereof). Plenty of guys with normal social developments came here during high school and probably talked about it without being a total faggot foaming at the mouth and regurgitating mudkip memes. Even then, a lot of people found out about 4chan post-2010.

The notion you have about what women want is painfully indicative of just how abjectly socially inept you are. Life isn't a shitty 80's/90's high school movie where only three archetypes exist. Be confident about what you like and do (and do at least one thing that seems useful, productive, or otherwise impressive), don't actively/desperately seek attention, wash your ass, and some type of woman (or girl in HS) will notice you. It might not be "Stacy" (if you insist on seeing life through the lens of shitty, done-to-death memes) but it will be a perfectly fuckable girl. And yeah, I know it's way too late to be telling you this.

>> No.7292704

>>7286917
29
Metal gear solid
18

>> No.7292719
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7292719

>>7286917
>30
>Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
>26

Only on this site could I feel like a Chad.

>> No.7292813

>>7286917
27
baldur's gate 2
15

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7292847

>>7286917
38
Toejam & Earl
16

>> No.7292860

>>7286917
33
Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Jewish Chattel Slavery Obscura
18

>> No.7292889

>>7286917
30
MGS3
25

>> No.7292919

33
Glover
Never, but I have sucked cock before.

>> No.7292928

>>7292919
based peepee licker

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7292936

>>7292919
O, RLY?

>> No.7292939

>>7291030
I've never had consensual sex, either, man.

>> No.7292948

>>7292232
Beautifully said, man. I am surprised that with all my geekiness I could have sex in highschool and University, either there's a lot of social retards or it's just not that hard to "achieve it"

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7293212

>>7286917
20
Army Men 2
19

>> No.7293242

>>7292919
>Glover
>Never, but I have sucked cock before
Checks out

>> No.7293251

>>7290091
Maybe he's referencing his anal virginity

>> No.7293323

>>7291923
Yeah but he deserves it for being a pretentious prick to Trump supporters.

>> No.7293339 [DELETED] 

>14
>Sex 2
>every day

>> No.7293364

>>7292232
Actually I base it on the types of guys I've seen girls hook up with. Even some Chads end up fucking a hot female teacher. I've always notice that Stacy's would jump in the car with an older dude and make out as they leave the school's parking lot. The internet geeks in school, the ones who owned computers at home, posting on internet forums, usually never got any girl. Even the geeks who look like Chads were too shy & quiet to talk to or approach a girl, including myself, despite having kissed several girls during my childhood, I never really had a girlfriend back then. I had to build myself confidence over time and get the courage to ask a girl out. I had no idea I could attract a hot one, but thanks to the dream I had of asking her out near a roller rink, two days before I met her, I went for it and it worked. It's as if my dream was predicting the future, I was mindblown. Been having luck since then. But I know many guys who are just too shy and quiet when it comes to women. They're not use to interacting with them, it takes awhile to fully overcome that.

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7293408

>>7286917
32
Favorite game Custom Robo Arena but favorite /vr/-qualifying game is FFV
I almost got molested at 13 by an English teacher I thought was hot, but stumbled my way out of the situation unaware and didn't realize for years. I don't know whether it makes sense to feel regretful about it, but it eats at me.

>> No.7293409

>>7293364
You are definitely only reinforcing what I said in my post. You sound almost Chris-chan levels of socially/generally retarded. That said, I'm glad you eventually got the girl despite all of that. My only advice from here is to forget all of that Chad/Stacy/Virgin bullshit. No one in real life thinks about that shit with any level of seriousness, and it's clearly poisoning how you view the world, social hierarchies, and just general human relations.

Good luck, anon, and don't sperg your way out of any pussy.

>> No.7293423

>>7293409
>No one in real life thinks about that shit with any level of seriousness
some people in real life suffer from assburguers and autism so they do think like that very seriously

>> No.7293426

>>7293323
They deserve it

>> No.7293438

>>7293423
True, but your goal shouldn't be to fuck those people, it should be to NOT be those people in order to get fucked.

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7293442

>>7291716
>degenerate
>what's pair bonding?

>> No.7293447

>>7293438
yeah, but the actual autists probably can't help it

>> No.7293469

>>7291030
I don't believe you. You better have at least found a article about the murder-suicide to match your larp.

>> No.7293474

>>7292928
uh, thanks
>>7293242
Hey fuck you anon, Glover is the bee's knees. I also saw this exact response coming when I typed that post too so you're not remotely clever either.

>> No.7293480

>>7293447
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to offend the actual autists here. I was talking about poser autists. They're a disgrace.

Unrelated: How do I clean small, clay-like specks of dried shit off of my keyboard keys. Don't ask how they got there.

Also unrelated: Does anyone want to buy a statue I just made? It's of a girl I went to the roller rink with. I call it "Mindblown."

>> No.7293495

You almost certainly know dozens of examples of ugly dudes without resources that got hot women, you just never process these examples in your worldview. Trailer parks aren't 100% full of single dudes, they're not good-looking people overall, and they're the poorest you can be. They somehow have whole multigenerational communities. How do you explain that in your simplistic view of relationship dynamics?

If you want to oversimplify, this is it: become interesting or funny/entertaining and that's all it actually takes. Those will get you more and better quality people in your life than just power or physical attractiveness.

Sometimes not even that - some girls just straight up respond to interest or attention. I've talked to enough cute girls who wound up with absolute fucking ogres for most of their lives because it turned out everyone was afraid to talk to them for 90% of their high schools and thought they were giving off negative social cues while doing nothing. Cue ogres who gave them attention and couldn't pick up on the false cues
to not hit on them - the "assholes" they wound up with.

>> No.7293505

>>7293495
i hate you

>> No.7293512
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26
Duke Nukem 3D
18

>> No.7293523

>>7293495
I know a short, ugly, small-dicked dude who has pulled down some of the hottest women I've ever seen. He's into all of the dumb, autistic shit that we are, but he knows how to be sociable and that women are just empty boxes you can fill with whatever shit you want them to hold as long as you talk about it with passion and in a way they find engaging.

>> No.7293541

>>7286917
>Just turned 30
>Don't know
>Had sex once at 27 but couldn't finish

I don't have a favorite anything. I can't seem to stick to any one thing. I don't know who I am and I have no clue how you would figure any of this shit out. Shit sucks.

>> No.7293589

>>7293408
Good taste, as both are great games. Also, sorry, maybe. i wish I had gotten molested by my 6th grade science teacher, who was a natural blonde mega hottie, but I heard she had a miscarriage and then turned really emo with black lipstick and all a year later. Still would, probably.

>> No.7293597

>>7293426
For what? Not being consoomer slaves to huge corporations, politicians, and communist China?

>> No.7293618

33
Legend of Mana
17

>> No.7293789

>>7293597
thats literally what trump supporters do you dumb fuck

>> No.7293863

>>7293789
No him, but that's not what Trump supporters do. They're against communist china, corrupt politicians and huge corporations like Google, Apple, Facebook and Twitter.

>> No.7293872

>>7293323
>>7293426
>>7293597
>>7293789
>>7293863
take this faggot shit to /pol/

>> No.7293881

>>7291940
Not retro

>> No.7293882

>>7293863
lol, in fantasy land maybe

>> No.7293887

>>7287827
>Take a guess
Never

>> No.7293892

21, Doom, 20

>> No.7293925

36, rez, 18

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7293930

32
Chrono trigger
27

>> No.7293939

>>7292919
please be a girl

>> No.7294095

>>7293882
Not a "fantasy" when it's actually true. Do some research bro.

>> No.7294097

>>7294095
i did, he didn't actually do shit

>> No.7294105

>>7294097
You obviously have bad intel then.

>> No.7294113

>>7288028
I've played 1 more, but I really liked to play 2 online, more players, game is a bit chiller to play, idk.
Missed the voice acting from 1 like a motherfucker though

>> No.7294215

>>7286917
32
Deus Ex
20 (thai hooker)

>> No.7294231

I remember the year when I lost my virginity clearly. It was the year Metal gear solid 4 came out. 2008 during a match of the world cup 2008.

I was 24.

My favorite game.. Too hard man.

>> No.7294241

>>7293882
>>7294097
upvote

>> No.7294247

>>7293789
How's that?

>> No.7294264

>>7286917
40
Burnout 3
15

>> No.7294282

>>7286917
>>your age
36
>>your favorite game
half life 2
>>age you lost your virginity
never kissed

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26
cave story, but might be dethroned by DKC
have a guess

>> No.7294447

>>7293939
Maybe.

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7294714

>>7286917
20
Sly Cooper 3, Dead Rising 1 , Morrowind
Virgin obviously

>> No.7294843

35
SMB3
19 but years w/o girl

>> No.7294995

21
Max Payne
22

>> No.7295006

>>7293939
okay, I will

>> No.7295043

>>7294995
Based believer

>> No.7295350

29
suikoden 2
14

>> No.7295438

18
Harvester
At birth

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26
Sonic Adventure
22

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52
joust (3 time san bernardino tournament champion)
16

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>>7286947
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>>7294995
>>7295438
>Zoomers
GTFO

>> No.7296007

32
timesplitters 2
19

>> No.7296042

>>7292232
>how to get attention
>don't seek actively attention
Don't do this, just be smart about it. I followed this advice and greymanned my way through high school and college, and, surprise, nobody noticed me, failed successfully.
>inb4 t. ugly
I'm probably a 6 or a 7.

>> No.7296238

>>7294282
I have been only "licked on the teeth" by some rando whore who sat on my lap, briefly, for beer money at a bar. I think that still qualifies me as a kissless virgin, too, right?

>> No.7296242

>>7296238
*dance hall/bar

>> No.7296453

>>7286917
24
Majora's Mask or VtmB
17

>> No.7296492

>>7296042
I mean, talk to girls but don't be a tryhard faggot about it. They can smell desperation like a roadkill skunk. I'm saying just don't do or say anything completely unorthodox in an attempt to get a girl's attention. You'll definitely get it that way but not to the effect you're looking for.

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35
Doom
17

>> No.7296518

>>7296238
i'm not sure.

i exchanged lewds with a girl a couple states over using social media and she explained how vaginas worked. so maybe i'm only .5 virgin oil?

>> No.7296624

>>7286917
> 32
> world of warcraft
> 21