/shmupg/-Shoot 'Em Up General

[Anonymous No.7246139]

Fuck jarpigs edition.

[Anonymous No.7246226]

dead predictable games

[Anonymous No.7246343]

Fuck off, pepe poster.

[Anonymous No.7246364]

>>7246343
lokes like a beebee note a pepe

[Anonymous No.7246480]

discord drama
copy monkeys
save state

[Anonymous No.7246485]

>>7246139
Gay OP edition

[Anonymous No.7246494]

[Anonymous No.7246648]

[Anonymous No.7246701]

dead leaderboards
stop promoting

[Anonymous No.7246704]

>>7246139
Bum to the bum to the bum to the bass to the bum to the boom to the Bumble

[Anonymous No.7246708]

>>7246139
I started playing the Gradius III arcade version yesterday and I am getting my ass handed to myself, I really love Salamander tho

[Anonymous No.7246716]

>>7246708
cope

[Anonymous No.7246854]

shmup goals for current year?

[Anonymous No.7246857]

>>7246139

[Anonymous No.7246870]

>>7246857

[Anonymous No.7246871]

>>7246854
kill shmups once and for all

[Anonymous No.7246873]

You WILL post the green frog and all of its permutations.

You WILL post the feels guy and all of its permutations.

You WILL use one or more of the following words in your posts
>meme, alpha, beta, blackpill, boomer, bruh, chad, chud, comfy, consoomer, cope, cringe, cuck, dilate, discord, doge, doomer, dubs, enbie, kek, gatekeeping, incel, lel, lole, manlet, mfw, nofap, poggers, reddit, redpill, seethe, shitpost, simp, sjw, sneed, onions, stacy, tfw, thot, trad, tranny, twitter, upvote, vtuber, wholesome, weeaboo, wojak, zoomer

You WILL create threads using ONLY the tried and tested formulas we have prepared for you
>this kills/triggers the ...
>you will never ...
>now that the dust has settled ...
>what went wrong?
>for me it's ...
>what the fuck was his problem?
>what did he mean by this
>blocks your path
>nuthin personnel kid
>so this is the power of ...
>imagine the ...

You WILL reply to this post with one of the phrases or images I've mentioned.

You WON'T create original content.

You WON'T be funny.

You WON'T change.

[Anonymous No.7246878]

>>7246873
tldr

[Anonymous No.7246879]

[Anonymous No.7246883]

>>7246873
thanks for the tips that might explain why my threads aren't popular, I'll use memes next time

[Anonymous No.7246896]

>>7246139
fuck shmups
imagine playing this dead genre when you could be playing Max Payne, GTA or Metal Gear (all retro too)
shmup players are the biggest autists in gaming

[Anonymous No.7246991]

favorite twinbee game?

I think it's detana for me. I'd love Yahho the most but it gets too hard by the end.

[Anonymous No.7247028]

>>7246991
dunno but shmups and speedrunning are the most cringeworthy genres and communities in all gaming

[Anonymous No.7247032]

>>7246854
>>7246854
goal is to stop grinding, practicing and copying replays

[Anonymous No.7247547]

>tfw watching world darts chilling in the chat and its all good lads and NO trannies...

refreshing.

[Anonymous No.7247557]

>>7247547
get a job

[Anonymous No.7247560]

>>7247547
Why do you let trannnies live in your head rent free? Why are you so fearful of people different from yourself? Trump lost, get help MIGAtard.

[Anonymous No.7247576]

>>7247560
trannies are mentally ill parasites who project self destruction into every facet they touch, the destroy everything from morality and standards to cohesion and dignity.

>>7247557
no thank you.

[Anonymous No.7247580]

>>7246139
https://youtu.be/ntZeLczy0EI
Thread theme?

[Anonymous No.7247643]

>>7247580
>Thread theme?

thread theme

https://youtu.be/pQOu2d0L1qE

[Anonymous No.7247653]

>>7247576
[source needed]

[Anonymous No.7247726]

>>7247653
source? what? you're a scum community everywhere you go, i went underground in online lgbt places before, full of fucking perverts and pedophillia.

[Anonymous No.7247828]

>>7247726
So just your feelings and anecdotal evidence.

[Anonymous No.7247839]

>>7247828
no one fears you tranny, we just don't want your sickness in our society as it brings nothing of value.

[Anonymous No.7247840]

https://youtu.be/O9ddPTVWShs

Is it music?

[Anonymous No.7247857]

>>7247839
Again, no evidence.

[Anonymous No.7247860]

Casper or Windia?

[Anonymous No.7247891]

>>7247860
Neither I'm not a pedophile.

[Anonymous No.7247905]

shumps are boring repetitive games for autistic trannies

[Anonymous No.7247923]

>>7247905
>jarpigs aren't repetitive
>mash x to win

[Anonymous No.7247974]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5XmMWnsiqU

Real thread theme.

[Anonymous No.7248092]

>>7247028
Uh, ok. Pls leave your discord feuds on discord though.

[Anonymous No.7248419]

>>7246870
*ahem*
DESPITE NOT EVEN BEING 1% OF THE POPULATION

[Anonymous No.7248427]

Fuck, gus is posting private pics of cee's gf again.

[Anonymous No.7248509]

stardew or shmups tonight hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.7248643]

Here is why shmupg is necessary. Discord shmup servers are made for and run by cringe soibois.

[Anonymous No.7248648]

>>7248643
Exactly. Mark and Elixir's are trash.

[Anonymous No.7248667]

>>7246494
this is pretty cool

[Anonymous No.7248889]

>>7248427
Clp is his own gf. When he's not researching CP on tor.

[Anonymous No.7248894]

Holding autofire is really unsatisfying. The dodging is unsatisfying in old shmups and cave get very samey very fast. Dead leaderboards. Mentally ill community. Similar to speedrunning. Losers among losers. Performing the same route the same way is also unsatisfying. Really unexciting gameplay loop after 6 or 7 hours. Pump n dump genre it is.

[Anonymous No.7248917]

>>7246139
Holy shit now that's an esoteric pepe

[Anonymous No.7248928]

>>7248894
post your clears

[Anonymous No.7248952]

>>7248894
cope

[Anonymous No.7248983]

Playing more shikigami 1 getting closer to a 1cc but not a decent score

[Anonymous No.7249015]

>>7248983
which character you use?
Kohtaro is a good beginner pick but newbies will trip up as sometimes his summon isn't strong or fast enough to take care of business

Stage 4 will be a big wall because of those ninjas

[Anonymous No.7249045]

>>7249015
I'm using the fedora guy but I should probably switch over to kohtarou

[Anonymous No.7249135]

>>7249015
i screwed up my life and skills now I make shitty beats in fruity loops and spend 6 hours a day on discord and flailing badly in shmups

where's that dead leaderboard to upload my low scores to?

[Anonymous No.7249136]

>>7249135
sounds like a good time to get into shmup loli hentai

[Anonymous No.7249146]

>>7249135
Im on welfare and abuse my asshole with dog shaped dildos
My shmup youtube and twitch are dead btw Its a good time to get into this hobby

[Anonymous No.7249163]

>>7249146
Banana why did you delete

[Anonymous No.7249172]

>>7249163
who says replays belong to the public? lmao

[Anonymous No.7249180]

>>7249172
Just curious, never said they do

[Anonymous No.7249673]

>>7249172
reupload the steering wheel vid at least

[Anonymous No.7249723]

>>7247576
>Trannies are mentally ill parasites who project
>is a NEET
Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.7249740]

>>7249723
but muh shares

[Anonymous No.7249776]

>>7249723
i dont claim a penny tranny

[Anonymous No.7249779]

We should do a monthly shmup club

[Anonymous No.7249803]

>>7249776
mommy and daddy supporting a 30+ year old ?

[Anonymous No.7249817]

>>7249803
it's a mix of dole and mum

[Anonymous No.7249821]

>>7246854
Touhou 8 lunatic no bomb no miss
Final Fantasy XII

[Anonymous No.7249874]

Why are Radiant Silvergun or Ikaruga are frowned upon in the shmpup "community"? Too easy for you tough guys? Or maybe too popular for you hipster faggots?

[Anonymous No.7249881]

>>7249874
no one cares desu play whatever

[Anonymous No.7249883]

>>7249803
No i have savings and investments and isa.

>>7249817
projecting.

>>7249874
both very shit

[Anonymous No.7249890]

>>7249883
>no evidence to the contrary
yep so its a mixture of mum support and some hand outs that he ""didn't claim""" so they happen automatically? some disability shit? so obvious

[Anonymous No.7249897]

>>7249890
>muh evidence!!

i claim nothing mate, go be a tranny somewhere else copebat

[Anonymous No.7249905]

>>7249897
>LARPing as a normal person
Give it a rest no one is buying it

[Anonymous No.7249914]

>>7249874
too popular, same with touhou even though it's better than what the shmup "community" plays

[Anonymous No.7249916]

>>7249874
shitty scoring systems
shitty level designs
shitty gimmicks

[Anonymous No.7249917]

>>7249779
lets do it. what game?

[Anonymous No.7249923]

Get a job u lazy bum wasting your parents and gov money to throw darts at walls and suck at video games, can't be even afford a proper PC

[Anonymous No.7249924]

>>7249917
That was a joke

[Anonymous No.7249926]

>>7249917
guwange

[Anonymous No.7249927]

>>7249926
ok

[Anonymous No.7249937]

>>7249923
ever since kraut destroyed his mind he spends all day ''researching'' trannies and CP on TOR and getting btfo on /vr/ and in racing threads

[Anonymous No.7249963]

>>7249937

[Anonymous No.7250107]

>>7249916
elaborate

[Anonymous No.7250165]

>>7250107
take a hike

[Anonymous No.7250484]

>earn minimum wage working at walmart for a few years
>buy $100 in stocks a few months ago
>retire and live off "savings" for a decade
how did chav do it, bros?

[Anonymous No.7250489]

>>7250165
why bother commenting if you're unable to substantiate?

[Anonymous No.7250621]

>>7249917
Probably something on pc, I own most every shmup on steam but it could also be something emulatable.
My vote is for Battle Traverse

[Anonymous No.7250635]

>>7249874
I personally love RSG for it's art style and overall design but I'm also colorblind so I can't really do the scoring system without massive memorization. Ikaruga is alright but not a game I'd wanna play after 1ccing it

[Anonymous No.7250659]

>>7250621
fuck that, pick something on mame

[Anonymous No.7250675]

buy stock and retire
simple as

[Anonymous No.7250704]

>>7249874

For a real answer, it's just that they have flaws that make them games that don't hold up outside of casual play.

Radiant Silvergun has a terrible weapon level up mechanic, the chaining comes down to rote memorization, and the game lasts for a fucking eternity.

For Ikaruga, the memorization problem gets even worse. It's ironic that the game is centred around black & white, because that's how everything in the game is. There's a correct way to do something and an incorrect way.

In a really good shmup scoring system, you will always have a risk vs reward tradeoff, where you push yourself into more dangerous situations for more points. Treasure's games don't really have that; the scoring boils down to having the right thing selected at the right time, then shooting things in the exact order that Treasure wants you to. The amazing style and presentation of the games is wonderful if you play casually, but scoring leaves no creativity to the player.

[Anonymous No.7250712]

>>7250659
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hotdog Storm

[Anonymous No.7250734]

revelations or collection?

[Anonymous No.7250751]

>>7250734
darius

[Anonymous No.7250848]

>>7250734
>basedtch
son....

[Anonymous No.7250853]

>>7250848
>soitch
my b

[Anonymous No.7250868]

>>7249723
lol, trannies are NEET too
I never met a tranny who got a job
actually i never a tranny, they only exist online. all they do is e-drama and suicide attempts! sad!

[Anonymous No.7250874]

reminder that NEET stands for Not in Education or Employment Tranny
clp transition when

[Anonymous No.7250886]

>>7250868
the venn diagram of tranny and autism has HUGE overlap, most of them are on the dole
like someone we know.....

[Anonymous No.7250901]

>>7250886
another tranny/mental illness connoisseur
bet you're on the dole too, faggot

[Anonymous No.7250913]

>>7250901
tranny projection
dilate and collect your dole

[Anonymous No.7251414]

>>7249937
krauts a friend.

>>7250484
>min wage
nope. Min was 6.90ph when i was employed, i was on 9.

>>7250484
>100
it was thousands mate.

[Anonymous No.7251437]

>>7250874
so all entrepreneurs are NEET then?

[Anonymous No.7251460]

>>7247028
Cool opinion bro. Probably best to leave this thread if you dont like the genre, I don't think your moaning will convert anyone here

[Anonymous No.7251461]

>>7250886
>>7250901
>>7250913
>>7251414
>>7251437

[Anonymous No.7251467]

>>7247839
Not the same guy but you really do sound like a closet tranny-wanna-be

[Anonymous No.7251482]

I'm an entrepreneur, bought a stock and retired. Don't need girls btw, they have assholes and stinky armpits, yuck! Now back to ''researching'' hebe porn on TOR until mum comes home.
Jealous clast?

[Anonymous No.7251501]

I dont care about me scores or shmups shmups suck!

[Anonymous No.7251710]

>>7251467
so same guy then.
>>7251461
3 of them arent me

>>7251482
all humans smell, you wouldnt know fucking pillows and living in bedroom

[Anonymous No.7251742]

>>7251482
Lmao this guy

[Anonymous No.7251765]

>>7251482
That "animals good humans stink" was the dumbest cope I've read from him. I wonder who he downloaded it from.

[Anonymous No.7251997]

Keyed shmups?

[Anonymous No.7252093]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7UIraO5N2Q
I-I KNEEL TRANNY-SAMA

[Anonymous No.7252207]

>>7252093
based trannygranny

[Anonymous No.7252273]

>>7251765
oh dear low i.q american virgin doesn't understand buddhist objective noting and seeing clearly, what a shock!

CUNTING DUMB

[Anonymous No.7252316]

>>7252273
t. currently seeding incelcopes.torrent

[Anonymous No.7252329]

>>7252316
t. low i.q american who can't grasp a single concept beyond bernays brainwashing..

they call it the american dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it.

[Anonymous No.7252384]

>>7251710
Nope I ain't an americunt

[Anonymous No.7252438]

look at him... he's perfect. he doesn't have the stink or bacteria of a disgusting human, he's just god's flawless design.

[Anonymous No.7252489]

cute girls that have good hygiene (high correlation) don't stink they smell good. fat ugly girls stink cause bad hygiene. chav are you virgin?

[Anonymous No.7252494]

>>7252438
>posts a human ancestor
lmao

>>7252489
>have good hygiene!

no body does 24/7, you aren't seeing clearly or objectively and thus are a slave to desire which leads to suffering, no point in even discussing things with you when you can't grasp even basic concepts, stick to buying figurines and the dopamine loop.

>>7252489
>chav are you virgin?
no thats why i know objectively the reality beyond the ideal.

[Anonymous No.7252498]

>>7252494
none of the girls i have had sex with smelled. maybe you had sex with fat ugly girls?

[Anonymous No.7252507]

>>7252498
lmfao then you have a massive problem buddy, all humans smell and are riddled with bacteria, sweat, hair follicles, flatulence... you are definitely either a virgin or so dope eyed in love your senses no longer function.

[Anonymous No.7252514]

>>7252507
i've had sex with 9 girls and none of them smelled. this is some weird incel shit.

[Anonymous No.7252528]

>>7252514
mate you are literally a retard and something is wrong with you... if you can't sense smells from any living creature you are broken. Its an objective fucking fact of being a biological creature. How the fuck can someone be this astoundingly cunt dumb? no one you're so lead by emptiness.

[Anonymous No.7252531]

>>7252528
they smell good, not bad. maybe you had sex with a sweaty pig that couldn't wipe properly idk.

[Anonymous No.7252535]

>>7252531
oh so they do smell then!?

fucking thick cunt.

[Anonymous No.7252536]

>>7252535

[Anonymous No.7252542]

>>7252535
you're implying they smelled BAD you retard.

[Anonymous No.7252547]

>>7252531
here's a small task for you, describe a human objectively.

>>7252536
nope, you fucked up, i said nothing about perception, everyones is their own reality.

you are so so so fucking thick, empty consumer dildo donkey and carrot living, can't see anything how it is.

[Anonymous No.7252556]

>>7252547
peak mount stupid. i think we're done here.

[Anonymous No.7252558]

>>7252542
>implying!

assumption is the mother of fuck up.

smell is smell, how you perceive it is SUBJECTIVE, see~? you FAIL and thinking objectively, slave to desire caught in a miserable cycle, that's why theres been 9... because it isn't fulfilling, just another meaningless addiction.... you are really really fucking unintelligent even for shmupper standards.

[Anonymous No.7252562]

>>7252558
>moving the goalpost
>dishonest arguing
>fake illness

yeah, i'm thinkin' we're done here.

[Anonymous No.7252570]

when someone says "you smell" "x smells" they are implying they smell BAD. this is a common understanding. it's very dishonest and shows you're acting in bad faith if you're going to pretend that wasn't what you're implying. stick to speed racer

[Anonymous No.7252573]

all i'm seeing is sad incel cope

get a job
get a girl
grow some hair
gain height
simple as

[Anonymous No.7252580]

>>7252556
yeah go back to your women who dont smell but actually do... all 9 of them because youre fooled by the bullshit, donkey with his carrot. empty, collects figurines, cant see clearly can only be subconciously lead by marketing, smarter than buddha, smarter than hakuin, smarter lao tzu, pleasure... feel sad.... seek more.....wears off.... feel empty/....... feel sad.... seek more!!.... wearrs off feel empty feel sad.... 9 girls... feel empty feel sad... seek a 10th! expect a different result!! .... feel empty.. feel sad.... y-y-you incel!

>>7252570
>what does perception mean!?

i state OBJECTIVELY humans smell, that is the OBJECTIVE fact.... i see it as negative that is SUBJECTIVE.... you claim you like it that is SUBJECTIVE, your perception IS your reality.

sorry you are far far to unintelligent for this one, back to hedonism...

[Anonymous No.7252583]

>>7252573
>get a job
>get a girl
>grow some hair
>gain height

literally repeating hollywood and bernays marketing LMFAO

tragic.

[Anonymous No.7252590]

>>7252580
>to unintelligent

[Anonymous No.7252591]

>>7252580
>you are far far to unintelligent for this one
>to
every time

[Anonymous No.7252598]

>>7252580
my waifu doesn't smell

weebs 1 incels 0

[Anonymous No.7252602]

>>7252590
>>7252591
Don't even care

If you can't even grasp the basics of subjective and objective then you don't get blessed with correct grammar. Have you guys REALLY never read or tried thinking about well ANYTHING? games have made you fucking dumb, really fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.7252607]

>>7252598
your heroin does though

[Anonymous No.7252610]

chav's meaningful and fulfilling life:

-seethe on the internet
-fake an illness
-collect the dole

damn...

[Anonymous No.7252620]

the truly fascinating thing is trying to figure out if he really believes all of the copes he's come up with for every one of his failures or if it's just a defense mechanism

we may never know...

[Anonymous No.7252630]

>>7252620
>>7252610
ad hominem, side step, no argument, no knowledge. sad

>>7252620
Nothing makes you look more intelligent than using the word cope over and over because it's a trend even when you don't even use it in correct context.,..

[Anonymous No.7252632]

everyone knows the difference between objective and subjective btw. no idea why you're banging on about that

[Anonymous No.7252635]

>>7252610
BTW lets point out how that pic was literally me self depreciating and taking the piss out of gamer glasses..... funny how you left that out

oof

[Anonymous No.7252639]

>>7252632
clearly not.... nice try though, back to your 9 girlfriends who don't smell but actually do but not negatively which is assumed but insinuated but typically but but but


THICK CUNT

[Anonymous No.7252640]

kek kek why this general is pure shitpost

[Anonymous No.7252642]

>>7252640
it's just one mentally ill british guy and everyone else laughing at him.

[Anonymous No.7252647]

in reality chav LOVES doing this

[Anonymous No.7252650]

i don't think buddha or the dao would approve of all this pent up incel rage

less cope, more self improvement

[Anonymous No.7252661]

>>7252640
it's a bunch of trannies, soys and heroin addicts getting exposed for the low i.q worthless scum they are, here's the lesson... never worry about convincing your opponent just make sure the audience can see.

>>7252647
maybe

>>7252650
You haven't studied either so you wouldn't know anyway. Assumption failed you once don't go for 2 times. Assuming rage would be a hat trick... buddha teaches us to see clearly so we can note and detach from feelings as they arise freeing us from suffering.

[Anonymous No.7252671]

Girls smell good. Have sex.

[Anonymous No.7252673]

>girls stink
>but not in a bad way
This is your argument.

[Anonymous No.7252685]

>>7252671
smell there period blood... arsehole, breathe... you probably get a boner sniffing a cow turd also.

[Anonymous No.7252689]

>>7252685
>there period blood

[Anonymous No.7252695]

>>7252689
*they're

[Anonymous No.7252697]

>>7252689
>breathe

[Anonymous No.7252712]

>>7252697
>pedantic to avoid the point he can't refute

Back to figurines.

[Anonymous No.7252731]

>>7252712
>avoid the point
the audience is well aware of your stinky girl cope

[Anonymous No.7252738]

>>7252731
You literally avoided the point though language is for communication and you opted for pedantry... speaks volumes. The audience can see perfectly how dumb you gamers are, it's shaped your entire life and world view... and it;s sad.

[Anonymous No.7252806]

>>7247580
Delightful taste, ayy-non

[Anonymous No.7253445]

>>7252738
it's not objective to say humans are smellier or more disgusting than animals lol, thats your own weird value statement....a cope for being an incel for so long

>>7252273
animals are lower tier than humans in buddhism, rebirth as an animal instead of human is worse

[Anonymous No.7253504]

Your perception is your reality. Therefore, trans women are real women. Transphobes btfo.

[Anonymous No.7254296]

>>7253504
>still fails objectivity

YOUR reality anon not REALITY, gosh you are stupid... seeing clearly we see what they really are.

>>7253445
>googling buddhism

Stop you're embarrassing yourself, it's very evident you can't grasp anything and you keep making shit up and blaming it on "implying!"" no one said humans are smellier than animals??? and no one said preference is objective either... please leave the thinking to myself and others and go play with your toys.

[Anonymous No.7254335]

>>7254296
If you're so smart:

-why don't you know the difference between "to" and "too?"
-what about "their" and "there?"
This is first grade stuff. Surely someone as intelligent as you would know the difference?

[Anonymous No.7254370]

the smelliest human is chav

[Anonymous No.7254382]

>>7254335
how can a brit be so bad at his own language lol
>>7254296
>contrasted perfect animal design to disgusting stinky human design
>hurrrrr I wasn't implying anything
lol

[Anonymous No.7254454]

>>7246139
Can we have an actual shmup thread, you fucking schizos?

[Anonymous No.7254487]

>>7254370
the projection is real
the illness.... isn't

[Anonymous No.7254598]

Why not combine the two?

[Anonymous No.7254625]

2-3 boss in ddp is retarded.

[Anonymous No.7254686]

>>7246139
APIDYA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7254889]

>>7254335
Language is about communication and this is a casual format, only champion spergs get caught up on mindless pedantry when the message is clear as day, we are discussing a topic not grammar. It's only too i don't bother with because literally who gives a fuck? argue the point. You are dumb as fuck and I stand by that assessment, ironically you just contributed to it.

[Anonymous No.7254901]

Can someone give a quick (or not so quick) rundown on WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK is going on with these threads?
Are people giving shit to each other because of dating girls? Are you trying to make me believe that meme nerds can actually get girls? And if so, are you trying to tell me that said girls remain with these guys for longer than 1 hour?

[Anonymous No.7255004]

>>7254901
a 36 year old bald neet incel who's on the dole and thinks girls are stinky comes here to rage at people who play shmups

[Anonymous No.7255040]

You guys suck

[Anonymous No.7255107]

>>7255004
Oh, it's the guy who used to shitpost the f-zero threads?
Anyway I still don't get it, how did he get doxxed on fucking 4chan?