I told you idiots it would come out eventually

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I told you idiots it would come out eventually Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:16:40 2020 No.7238838 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:26:22 2020 No.7238890 It came out. And its painful. Like a massive turd that makes your anus bleed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:27:41 2020 No.7238898 >>7238890 b-b-but muh grafix!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:31:46 2020 No.7238914 >>7238898 Traced, lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 13:42:15 2020 No.7238960 Get ready for Retrogen

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:13:30 2020 No.7239113

>Played through it once with Dice
>Constant swarm of enemies
>slap slap slap or super super (if you got the pills)
>voices sound like a Japanese guy recorded English lines, which were then mimicked by a Korean guy and the end result was put through every audio filter ever made and output through a snes for that tinny effect and then recorded and put into the Sega rom.
>Game seems deeper with multiple routes and 2 unlockable characters
>But just got so tired of one playthrough I dread another one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:15:47 2020 No.7239118 >>7238890 I love how they added a super chip and Mega CD connectivity but didn't bother with enemy AI.

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:20:51 2020 No.7239145

>>7239118

Fonzie has terrible priorities, he looooooooooves focusing on shit like covers and manuals and advertisements and expansion chips, but when it comes to the game itself he just cant be bothered.
the game looks great because other people did that, Fonzie just imported it and build a quick slapfight game around it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:52:16 2020 No.7239296

>>7239113
>Game seems deeper with multiple routes and 2 unlockable characters
>But just got so tired of one playthrough I dread another one.
This is what happens when an incompetent retarded developers think replayability = bloated with content rather than making the game fun to play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:53:40 2020 No.7239305 >>7239145 I feel like he's just a way better designer than coder. Perhaps he just shouldn't have programmed the game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:08:32 2020 No.7239354 Hit collision and AI are apparently shit-tier which is a pretty big deal in a beat'em up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:30:16 2020 No.7239439 File: 2.25 MB, 2610x4640, IMG_20201231_144505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it actually arrived Wew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:30:33 2020 No.7239440 >>7239354 Of course they are. That was quite predictable from the start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:48:13 2020 No.7239508 >>7239439 Niiiice! Now play it and join us in the disappointment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:50:41 2020 No.7239520 >>7239508 >Don't have a NTSC mega drive >Don't have a CRT >Don't even have any mega drive controllers never mind a 6 button one I cant play this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 15:52:51 2020 No.7239529 >>7239520 You can probably resell it for like $300 before the news get out to normie collectors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:39:17 2020 No.7239730 >>7239520 >Have 5 modded Mega Drives >3 CRTS and a PVM >Box full of Joypads including a stack of ProPad6 controllers still new in box And I don't wanna play Paprium anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:39:27 2020 No.7239732 >Mega Drive game with a bunch of add-on chips Should have just msde it for NEO-GEO

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:03:59 2020 No.7239836 AnyoNe Kn0w Who Is RUTUBO? Hes Cr3Dited on The GAme? He wa makiNG Pr0jecT-N

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:07:25 2020 No.7239857 >>7239732 The next one is Neo Geo. Coming soon™

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:10:04 2020 No.7239873 >>7239732 >NEO-GEO >install base of 50 rich autists lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:16:33 2020 No.7239914 >>7239873 >NEO GEO MVS >Uncommon Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:27:49 2020 No.7239958 SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME SHOWTIME

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:29:57 2020 No.7239965

>>7239873
To be fair Neo Geo autists will pay like 2000 dollars for a so-so official fighting game that's been dumped for years and 500+ for a slapdash metal slug clone solely because it's for the Neo Geo and they're collectorfags.
It's a pretty good scam so long as you don't expect too many sales of that magnitude and don't do a release for another console to make them feel like they lost out on exclusivity.

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>>7239732
The chips are all just bullshit / sales gimmic anyway.
In the final product, the chips were only used to provide more audio channels and some sprite scaling (that he used TWO times in the entire game).
It's really Fonzie doing what he does best - making mistakes and fucking up.

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 17:50:55 2020 No.7240065
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The chips are all just bullshit / sales gimmicks anyway.
In the final product, the chips were only used to provide more audio channels and some sprite scaling (that he used TWO times in the entire game).
It's really Fonzie doing what he does best - fucking up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:03:21 2020 No.7240102 >>7238890 It's not that bad it's just nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:32:29 2020 No.7240225 >>7240065 he can't even glue a fake heatsink lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:02:47 2021 No.7242130 File: 163 KB, 358x438, css_paprium_showtime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well I caved and bought the April pre order boys, wish me luck with our lord and savior Foznie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:13:48 2021 No.7242147 >All this bitching Not even SOR2 has sprites this big with this amount of animation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 06:26:45 2021 No.7242176 >>7242147 SoR2 was made almost 30 years ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:12:52 2021 No.7242251 File: 2.92 MB, 1920x1080, EIGHT YEARS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7242147 >this amount of animation >ANIMATION 1 frame is not animation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:32:19 2021 No.7242270 >>7242176 And somehow, despite being 30, still plays, looks and sounds better

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:34:35 2021 No.7242275 goty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 07:37:37 2021 No.7242279 >>7242147 Pity the forgot to animate the enemies and and add AI.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 08:29:01 2021 No.7242362 >>7242251 ANIMATION SHOCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 10:06:39 2021 No.7242529 >>7238838 Only because Cyberpunk 2077 ended up being a wake-up call to procrastinators.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 10:32:17 2021 No.7242583 >>7242251 They wasted frames on animating items and other pointless things and left themselves with 1-2 frames of animation each for enemies, genius!!

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 10:35:13 2021 No.7242589

>>7238838
I knew it'd come out but that still doesn't excuse all the delays, lack of communication, and other shit Fonzie pulled. I say this as someone who preordered the game and the grand stick in 2017, if you give Fonzie your money you're a fucking retard. I'm a retard and so is everyone else and if you give him money after this then you're an even bigger retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 10:51:27 2021 No.7242626 >>7242251 Its little things like this that ends up ruining the experience, since you throw people like half of the time. Fonzie really fucked up here, you don't cut important animations like that. It looks so damn amateuristic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 11:00:57 2021 No.7242649 >>7238838 And you can beat the game using one button. The guy who made Tanglewood had some pros and a ton of cons to say about it. https://twitter.com/bigevilboss/status/1344399984733663232?s=19

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 11:37:01 2021 No.7242717 when can i emulate this?

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 12:16:54 2021 No.7242803

>>7242147
Sprites are huge and detailed, yes, but animation is no where near SOR2 or 3.

>>7242626
Genesis can't handle all the giant sprites and then multi frame animations on top of it.

I think SOR3 really found the sweetspot for how big you can make sprites on the Genesis, while still being animated nicely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 12:30:51 2021 No.7242840 >>7242649 I had punch on auto fire, and the game still felt like a loooong chore.

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 12:34:20 2021 No.7242848

>>7242803
I don't know why, but I feel like instead of saying sor 3 you should say BK3. That's the best version of that game. But everything that you said about the game is facts.

>>7242840
I also heard that the game locks out the save feature once you "throne" one of the characters in original mode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 12:45:17 2021 No.7242885 >>7242717 Gonna be a while, long enough for Fonzie to keep selling rare differently colored versions of Paprium with enclosed vacuum sealed genuine Fonzie(tm) mustache fragments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 13:21:07 2021 No.7242979 >>7242848 >I feel like instead of saying sor 3 you should say BK3 I feel that instead of saying BK3 one should write BKIII for it is indeed a very different game, a much better game imo.

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 14:48:47 2021 No.7243216
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>>7238838
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Paprium-GOLDEN-GRAND-STICK-Sega-Mega-Drive-Genesis-13-MEGA-RARE-RETRO/233843190122

Are you a bad enough dude to buy Fonzies China-made crappy arcade stick for 3400$?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 14:51:57 2021 No.7243227 >>7242979 Lol, I co-sign your post and stand corrected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 14:54:49 2021 No.7243238 >>7243216 Omg and people really support this guy. It's so fucking stupid to know that a arcade stick for a 16-bit console costs more than a 90s Honda Accord.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 14:58:41 2021 No.7243249 >>7242589 >if you give fonzie your money you're a fucking retard >I say this as someone who preordered the game and the grand stick Congratulations. You played yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:00:12 2021 No.7243256 >>7243216 Paprium is the new Radiant Silvergun - Loads of copies lying around on eBay but all asking ridiculous prices. How long before we start seeing Chinese bootleg copies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:00:46 2021 No.7243258 >>7243249 I spit out my coffee just now from reading this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:05:27 2021 No.7243276 >>7243249 I literally said >I'm a retard in my post.

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:05:29 2021 No.7243279

>>7243249
But then again he admittedly called himself retarded for preordering.

>>7242589
As long as you learned from Fonzie's bull.

>>7243256
If clone copies are made, I hope that everyone who buys them post pics of themselves holding a copy. Fonz deserves no success from this project no matter how good the graphics look with the hit detection errors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:32:05 2021 No.7243380 >>7242589 How did the stick turn out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:33:49 2021 No.7243387 >>7243216 I could make a clone of that with sanwa/seimitsu for like 50$

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:53:26 2021 No.7243451 >>7238838 it's shit

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:04:31 2021 No.7243507

>>7243238
Fonzie is not the seller. A limited set (10 i think ?) of golden cartridges and arcade sticks were made as rewards to some challenge that happened years ago on Watermelon forums and the first guy who got his reward actually put it immediately on ebay at insane price.

I think you can preorder the game and the stick (normal versions) for $129 on WM website.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 16:08:33 2021 No.7243526 >>7243507 Oh ok gotcha, so someone from the Fonz bandwagon is trying to finesse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 17:04:24 2021 No.7243740 >>7243380 My copy hasn't came in yet. It's been stuck on packaging since mid December.

Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:56:47 2021 No.7244089

>>7243216

Eeew not only is the whole design "le gay jap" but it also sports Fonzie's signature.
I can't believe people actually wanted this, I mean.. I could have understood if it had been some sort of purplish/neon thing with hand drawn Paprium artwork. but it literally is just a standard stick with a gay jap on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 19:20:45 2021 No.7244167 >>7242848 fuck me you are shite, bk3 is so retard easy even on hardest its a first time play 1cc, usa 3 on hard is arcade tier and spot on given all the tools you have and movesets. Go be shite somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 20:53:31 2021 No.7244479 File: 185 KB, 1200x1600, s-l1600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Laff, some tranny is trying to sell the golden cartridge for 5k bongbux. Still not as cringy as the shit it came with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:03:14 2021 No.7244792 SHOWTIME

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:17:11 2021 No.7244864 I want the manga.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:25:22 2021 No.7244902 >>7244792 SHOWTIME slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap SHOWTIME slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap SHOWTIME slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap SURPRIIIISING!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:32:08 2021 No.7244931 >>7244167 Have you tried Mania difficulty? I shite everywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:44:49 2021 No.7244968 this game sounds like Papsmear or some STD and looks like a homosexual pride parade graphically

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 22:46:50 2021 No.7244972 why are the devs shilingl it here everyday without getting banned? it's so forced lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 23:23:13 2021 No.7245095 >>7244968 I bet to a French fuck like Fonzie it sounds extremely cool. >>7244972 Well it gets about 95% hate, so in the end its just a warning for people to stay away from it. (and to never buy anything from Gwannneal Godde and Water Melon Games)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:13:27 2021 No.7245230 >>7243216 >GRAND STICK III What were the GRAND STICK I and II?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:01:20 2021 No.7245316 >>7238838 >>7239439 Wouldn't it make way more sense to make a modern Sega-CD game due to much cheaper manufactuering cost?

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 01:06:55 2021 No.7245327

Oh boy, a brawler? Something like a metroidvania with lots of exploration could actually sell and generate interset. I'd love to see something push the Mega-drive to the limits since it's barely touched.

>cd expansion for storage
>animated cutscenes
>anime art style
>explorable locations
>bigger than symphony of the night

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 08:30:10 2021 No.7246179 >>7245316 More people have a Genesis than those who have a Genesis+Sega CD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 08:34:41 2021 No.7246187 >>7245327 >metroidvania I want fast arcade games on my Genny, not some fucking project that consists of busy work and backtracking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 08:38:00 2021 No.7246195 >>7246187 Fast arcade games are 40 minutes to beat at most. I want something I can sink 9 hours or more into. The MD is a great system and I want to see something exploit it's potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:58:48 2021 No.7247405 File: 123 KB, 1200x900, Nobuo-Uematsu-1200x900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be a SEGAfag criticize snes cause of "muffled samples" create a custom chip just for audio sound quality turned out weak as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:02:31 2021 No.7247423 >>7244479 Rent free.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 16:05:29 2021 No.7247431

>>7247405
What gets me is Fonzie was hyping up the new sound chip yet the music I've heard doesn't sound much more impressive than Xeno Crisis which came out on the Genesis last year and uses no special technology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFng5qjbVVc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 18:41:57 2021 No.7248069 >>7247405 >create a custom chip just for audio Nonono, Fonz created a custom chip just for SNES audio on the Genesis! THE MAD MAN, DOING SNES ON GENESIS!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 18:43:43 2021 No.7248074 >with a Sega CD you can have an AI partner Cool. What is the little jack in the cartridge for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 18:56:46 2021 No.7248114 >>7248074 Future DLC and HOPEFULLY game updates, because this shit aint fun to play.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:06:41 2021 No.7248151 >>7247431 >Xeno Crisis which came out on the Genesis last year and uses no special technology. To be honest, Savaged Regime is YM2612 master.

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:23:49 2021 No.7248235

>>7248069
I thought that the chip was entirely for PCM? You can actually turn it off in the options and have the stock MD audio chips which makes you think why the fuck did they go to all that trouble to design an add on chip? The game probably could have been released five year earlier .

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:46:50 2021 No.7248314

>>7248235
>why the fuck did they go to all that trouble to design an add on chip?

Fonzie loves wasting money, fucker spend five years tinkering with technology just for the lulz.
Then in the end it became obvious that his whole plan was stupid to begin with, so he quickly slapped it all together and hoped noone would notice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:47:37 2021 No.7248318 >>7243216 Lmao why would you want an arcade stick with a gay man on it? Unless your gay I would be embarrassed to use that (and worried people thought I wasted $3400 on)

Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:51:49 2021 No.7248334

>>7248114
>because this shit aint fun to play.
I feel like most people are hating because it's the popular thing to do due to the Fonzie shenanigans. Is it a SoR2 killer? Absolutely not but it's not trash. I'm sure it helped that my expectations were low going in and it is definitely not perfect but I've had a pretty good time playing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:53:53 2021 No.7248340 >>7248334 >it is definitely not perfect It's not garbage, but its just not fun. its like.. playing Street Fighter 1 when you're used to Street Fighter 2.

>>	Father Electronics Couture Sat Jan 2 19:55:55 2021 No.7248343 >>7240065 What a nicely groomed cockduster.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 20:10:53 2021 No.7248385 >>7248114 Paprium++ Shock! Edition v1.0 coming Christmas 2024

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 22:13:00 2021 No.7248725 >>7238890 Massive turds don't make the anus bleed. The blood is usually already on the stool, or in it.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 00:17:46 2021 No.7249184 >>7248151 Another honest musician, NintendoComplete is SPC700 master.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 00:19:17 2021 No.7249189 >>7248235 >>7248069 Will Fonz created a FM-type chip for SNES later?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 11:35:25 2021 No.7250925 >>7249189 Yeah, but its gonna blow up your SNES because Fonzie hates the SNES.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 11:38:38 2021 No.7250942 File: 279 KB, 1268x713, GayFonzieThong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here got the Paprium Thong??? had a fap while wearing it yet? did you moan Fonzie's name when you coomed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 11:43:20 2021 No.7250961 >>7248235 YM option is to stream audio at lower q through the Z80 if the console you use doesn't have cart audio pins like Nomad or CDX YM2612 literally does nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 11:46:18 2021 No.7250974 >>7238838 Tanglewood looks better

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 11:50:41 2021 No.7250985 >>7249189 >created that guy created nothing, he took a programmable off-the-shelf DSP and shat his inane amateurish BS onto it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 12:30:44 2021 No.7251161 >>7250974 Tanglewood is fucking boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 14:59:40 2021 No.7251848 >>7242130 >>7243216 >>7250942 What is Fonzie's problem? is he legit homosexual? (not that there's anything wroooooooong with that in 2021)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 18:58:20 2021 No.7252743 Joe Redifer liked the game and he's probably wearing the thong as we speak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydMLculJDIc Very informative video btw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:00:18 2021 No.7252752 >>7252743 Just checked, my copy didn't come with the thong. somewhat sad right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:01:12 2021 No.7252754 It's expensive though - if you're collecting for Genesis, why wouldn't you just buy an expensive Genesis game you've been hunting for instead? Instead of the crazy price they're charging for PAL, I could just buy Alien Soilder or Gunstar Heroes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 02:22:18 2021 No.7254198 >>7248074 I'm curious too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 09:53:06 2021 No.7255019 >>7250942 sexy

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 10:24:15 2021 No.7255102

>>7254198

Fonzie's gonna sell an adapter that fits into it, probably USB to JACK or something. then you'll have to install software and you can buy his crappy DLC which will install on the cartridge.

Again showing that Fonzie's money problems are because he loves spending people's pre-order money on his autistic desire to fuck around with technology. not to deliver something solid.

>Fonzie: everybody is to blame but me
>Fonzie: I want to give them the original Genesis experience!
>Fuck flatscreens and fuck clone hardware!
>Downloadable DLC is fine though (since it makes me money)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 12:15:29 2021 No.7255459 >>7252752 That was only for the "investor" copies of the game. The only way to get that without going to Ebay was to give Watermelon money in 2012 for a then-unknown "project". The pre-orders that opened up in 2017 for the game didn't even get this.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 12:27:56 2021 No.7255502

I wish the game had someone actually designing it.
It feels like what the stereotype of a brawler is. A game where you just mash buttons until things die.
Sure, it's neat theres a Saxophone man plays with the music, but can the enemies actually attack me? Can the bosses have an actual moveset?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 12:31:32 2021 No.7255514 >>7255102 >Fuck flatscreens and fuck clone hardware Uh...you can use a scart cable to HDMI converter on your Sega Genesis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 12:32:00 2021 No.7255515 >>7255502 No. Game is all show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 12:48:13 2021 No.7255558 >>7255514 It's just what Fonzie said in the manual, anon. It's not my personal opinion. >>7255515 That's really all it has going for it, the gameplay is extreeeeeeeeeeemely shallow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 13:29:40 2021 No.7255675 >>7238890 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 13:42:22 2021 No.7255717 File: 73 KB, 640x470, p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone should scan the manga. I ain't buyin' that shit.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 15:18:08 2021 No.7256024

>>7255102
I for one can't WAIT to preorder the DLC and for it to release ten years later but then the servers crash from overload after two guys try to download it at the same time so we gotta wait another year for it to get back up. All of course with no word on what's going on beyond one guy on a totally different forum 300 pages in who got an email back from Fonzie months after he sent it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 15:57:44 2021 No.7256161 >>7238838 I'm so fucking retarded and I love playing beat em up games which is why I caved in and pre-ordered it. My fault for not trusting the funding campaign and just spending twice as much in the long run.

Anonymous Mon Jan 4 16:12:53 2021 No.7256196

what a stupid god damn retarded nigger. How do you spend 8 years working on a game, charge over 100$ for a cartridge for it, offer no alternative consoles for it to run on, completly dismiss playing on anything that isnt original hardware or a CRT, yet you still fucking try and work god damn faggot DLC into your GENESIS game for RETRO gamers who think the entire concept of that shit is cancer and is one of the primary reasons they prefer playing on older platformers???

what a fucking scab

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 18:58:40 2021 No.7256707 >>7256161 Fonzie pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 19:48:57 2021 No.7256914 jesus It's been a while since I saw a scam like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 19:51:13 2021 No.7256923 >>7250925 Sure you lying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:04:06 2021 No.7257192 >>7256923 I never lie! unless I do.. but that's a lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 08:07:20 2021 No.7258724 >>7238838 So.....is this like the retro equivalent of Star Citizen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 11:25:13 2021 No.7259230 File: 58 KB, 720x886, 1583680426981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a way to just buy the rom for this? I'm willing to pay, I just don't have a fucking genesis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 11:26:44 2021 No.7259237 >>7259230 No. Fonz is a hardware and CRT turbonerd elitist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 11:29:34 2021 No.7259246 Better than Pooprium. https://youtu.be/v33NxHZxSrM?t=18

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 12:43:53 2021 No.7259535 >>7259230 You're not going to be able to emulate it until someone tries to reverse engineer the custom chips it has.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 14:14:11 2021 No.7259853 File: 46 KB, 480x480, 1546714720554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >copy has been in "Packing" since December 14th

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 15:18:13 2021 No.7260058 >>7259230 Or you're honest and just say "I have the 25 dollars for a genesis, but not the $200 for this turd of a game"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 20:29:51 2021 No.7261297 >>7259853 You're honestly not missing out on much, I put mine back in the package.

Anonymous Tue Jan 5 21:34:37 2021 No.7261557

Alright so apparently I "beat" the game because it locked me out of my save file. Just messing around I got to the last boss I think then beat it then went to bed. Now it's today and I wanted to go and explore some different paths, finish some missions, etc. Nope. Save file is locked. Started. New game but I had some time put into that first file. Kinda shitty it won't let go back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 21:37:56 2021 No.7261570 >>7238838 Yes but I am pissed off that it won't work on my Mega SG. Forcing me to buy a real Sega Genesis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 21:41:47 2021 No.7261580 Imagine paying $170 for the most roundabout, overpriced way to play a 5/10 Steam indie game ever. Only toxoplasmosis ridden collectors and youtube fags who got it for free will play this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 21:45:13 2021 No.7261589 >>7261580 It's almost as bad as paying $250 for an FPGA device/clone console.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 22:46:03 2021 No.7261714 >>7243216 Why the fuck is a sonic in his signature? I'm not even fond of the franchise and that seems disrespectful

Anonymous Wed Jan 6 00:30:47 2021 No.7262138

>>7239145
>focusing on shit like covers and manuals
Yeah, sounds like WM. The only physical thing I got from them is the Pier Solar OST from the kickstarter, and I gotta admit the thing is fucking beautiful, it eclipses official AAA CD releases. Seeing the Paprium unboxings I see the same level of detail in all the included goodies. All this shit is still made in Chinkland, surprisingly.

(Good thing I only backed the OST tier so I got it exactly when it said it'd be shipping - as for the game it's available everywhere now so no biggie, I got it earlier than physical backers even, heh)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 00:43:50 2021 No.7262201 >>7261589 While that is also silly, at least that will play several games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 01:09:25 2021 No.7262287 >>7261580 >charging this much for such a shit game How did people not immediately dismiss this as an obvious grift?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 09:48:10 2021 No.7263262 File: 970 KB, 1245x657, papSG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 11:25:24 2021 No.7263452 >>7263262 Great now Fonzie is gonna put everyone's copy on hold until he patches this out in five years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 11:52:01 2021 No.7263559 >>7245327 it has Cave Story, probably the best metroidvania the system will ever see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 12:37:07 2021 No.7263671 >>7245327 >metroidvania Oh, you mean Wonderboy-clones? They originated from SEGA and there are several on the Genny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 12:39:33 2021 No.7263683 >>7245327 Metroidvanias are usually complete hackjobs trying to make up for lack of engaging level design with muh interconnected world woooooow.

Anonymous Wed Jan 6 14:21:53 2021 No.7263924

>>7263262
Ya'll are pretty amusing. Actually I think the better word might be "obsessed". You claim to not like Fonzie but you're going through each and every one of his games, making DETAILED notes about them? Why? If you truly did not like him, you wouldn't give him any of your time. I mean I don't play games I don't enjoy, I have better things to do with my time. You see I am sane. I probably haven't even played 85% of Fonzie's games, but you clearly have and you scour each of them. Why, exactly? There is no sane answer for this other than that you're obsessed with the idea he exists. I'm sure you play his newest games right as soon as you possibly can. You complain about his mustache. Again, why? You love him. He will never escape your thoughts. Nor will Luis.

It really is amusing to see a lot of the posts on this board. Where the normal person would say "I don't know because I don't have enough information" ya'll instead jump to conclusions. Not speculation, but conclusions. I know I'm not speaking to a single rational mind in here so I'm likely wasting my time.

My advice: Relax. Get out of the house. Get laid. Play games that you actually enjoy (oh wait, you DO enjoy these).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 15:27:20 2021 No.7264101 >>7263924 Neck yourself, and FUCK FONZIE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:01:00 2021 No.7264302 Better than Craprium. https://youtu.be/bF1MYsAT8NI?t=310

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:04:32 2021 No.7264313 >>7238838 >2020 not /vr/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:12:48 2021 No.7264325 >>7263924 Hey, Fonzie. What was up with the panties you gave Joe? Are you becoming a tranny? Stay straight, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:20:48 2021 No.7264352 >>7264325 Every 'investor' edition got the weird 'box' and XXS panties. If you instead opted for the (cheaper) "Classic" edition you would get a standard plastic clamshell case and no panties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:22:03 2021 No.7264358 >>7263671 You mean Jet Set Willy clones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:26:15 2021 No.7264368 >>7264352 I got the weird box and NO panties. Wasn't an investor either, I pre-ordered during the 2nd opportunity. I don't even remember what I ordered, its been years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:29:56 2021 No.7264378 >>7263924 >You claim to not like Fonzie but you're going through each and every one of his games Has Fonzie even made any other games? He always struck me as a all-bark-no-bite kind of tech guy that's a plenty in such homebrew communities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:32:19 2021 No.7264382 >>7248725 t. never ate at applebees

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:35:35 2021 No.7264391 >>7263924 Quit typing like a sassy twitter negress. You make me sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:43:55 2021 No.7264424 >>7238838 k get back to me when a rom exists im not paying this homo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 17:44:30 2021 No.7264426 >>7264313 Take your med >>7264302 No thank, WAIT for Alisha’s Adventure or Nintendo PlayStation new game

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 21:55:11 2021 No.7265097 >>7264302 wtf, that bitch is in a bikini and you can see her nips. How in the hell was this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 22:28:51 2021 No.7265157 >>7264302 Eh, at least it's not 60% a SOR ripoff seems just barely more janky

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 04:02:20 2021 No.7265827 >>7238890 keyed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 04:05:30 2021 No.7265835 >>7265097 > How in the hell was this allowed? Europe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:14:46 2021 No.7267054 >>7265835 This is true, as a European I can attest that we do not harbor fear when it comes to showing titty. We see the titty as a good thing, titty good, violence bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 18:30:04 2021 No.7267656 >>7264391 This. Negroes are gross desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 20:44:01 2021 No.7268051 >>7264424 This. Where is the rom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 23:02:11 2021 No.7268331 >>7268051 What would you do with the rom if I gave it to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 01:30:49 2021 No.7268638 >>7268331 add it to my emulation box to play later

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 10:54:34 2021 No.7269521 File: 1.58 MB, 1646x1322, 1568617905551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7263262 How will Fonzie ever recover from this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 11:22:45 2021 No.7269574 >>7268638 There aren't any emus that support it dumdum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 11:23:17 2021 No.7269576 >>7269574 Most of the bug testing was done on an emulator lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 12:00:06 2021 No.7269679 File: 41 KB, 400x305, bear-spray-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still in "Packing"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 12:35:44 2021 No.7269771 >>7262201 Except Paprium. Either way, people should just own an official Sega Genesis console and an HDMI converter cable.

Anonymous Fri Jan 8 13:48:18 2021 No.7269949
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>>7269679
>>7238838
What some suspected turned out to be true. After 10 years of development, Fonzie does NOT have enough money to produce the carts and boxes for all preorders. This is the reason you can already pay for a supposed 'April batch' of Paprium and Pier solar. This is the reason you can already pay him for his next game. This is the reason a lot of people havn't gotten their game yet.
Fonzie is fucking scum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 14:22:28 2021 No.7270031 >>7269949 I hope nobody buys anything from him, then he'll be forced to file for bankruptcy.

Anonymous Fri Jan 8 14:32:08 2021 No.7270056

>>7270031
I sure as shit ain't giving him my money after this even if my game arrived with the first batch of preorders. There is literally no excuse for him to act the way he did fuck WM aren't even the only decent homebrew group around anymore there's already been a good chunk of homebrew announced, developed, and released between the time Paprium was announced and when it came out along with some other promising upcoming games that will probably be out before the rest of the original preorders get shipped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 14:45:38 2021 No.7270083 >>7270056 >group It's just Fonzie these days, he alienated EVERYBODY. WM = 1 person (hint, its Fonzie)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 15:06:09 2021 No.7270137 >>7243216 Oh shit is Hard Gay back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 15:16:10 2021 No.7270171 >>7238838 finally ive been waiting forever for my leather man-thong

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 15:20:53 2021 No.7270185 >>7243507 >I think you can preorder the game and the stick (normal versions) for $129 on WM website the stick looks decent enough desu and theres not like theres a lot of sticks for genesis id prolly get one if it didnt mean sending fonzie money

Anonymous Fri Jan 8 16:37:33 2021 No.7270383
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>>7270185
>the stick looks decent enough desu

The non Hard Gay stick looks nice enough, but my days of paying Fonzie for anything are over.
Fonzie needs to go bankrupt, and fuck off forever.

Anonymous Fri Jan 8 16:40:01 2021 No.7270393

>>7270383
>but my days of paying Fonzie for anything are over
same man
its a shame it had to come to this, as i really liked pier solar, and back when that was still the new thing i remember being hopeful that we would see a lot more stuff like that
and whaddya know? we have
and its made the need for the fonz and his fucking ego totally defunct

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 8 18:34:44 2021 No.7270654 >>7270393 Totally, Big Evil Corp and Bitmap Bureau shown us that there's a market out there for new 16 bit stuff. and Piko occasionally digs up neat unreleased stuff, can't wait to hear more about Zero Tolerance 2!

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