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/shmupg/-Shoot 'Em Up General Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 16:01:59 No.7211797 [Reply] [Original]

This thread is for discussing all retro shmups (shoot 'em ups) and the community that enjoys them.

Looking for something to play? Just ask! Working on a clear or score? Share it.
I actually think it's quite enjoyable to read about other people's progress because it makes me feel like I'm not the only one running into walls and trying to improve.

The seethe is real, the illness is fake.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 16:15:12 No.7211832 Take the gamer glasses pill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 16:17:23 No.7211840 GG Aleste 3 is impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 16:26:34 No.7211876 File: 41 KB, 389x379, FUCK THE GAMEGEAR M8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211840 Sega System port when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 16:46:54 No.7211942 File: 1.89 MB, 480x270, shmupg.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 16:50:51 No.7211951 File: 587 KB, 730x989, casper9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.gematsu.com/2020/09/deathsmiles-i-ii-announced-for-ps4-xbox-one-and-switch

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:39:09 No.7212067 >>7211797 hahah such a pussy wanker you hads to get the other thread banned so u can BE DA BOSS!!! this really is all you have isnt it you feral fucking tranny?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:42:30 No.7212082 File: 125 KB, 899x364, big-arm-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211797 if you're a raging power happy tranny i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a ban aint one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:43:03 No.7212085 >>7212067 seethe, cope, and collect your dole ya bloody plonker

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:43:39 No.7212087 >>7212085 REPORT DA FRED, I NEED TO BE IN CHARGE, TIS ALL I GOTZ

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:45:22 No.7212095 File: 50 KB, 152x193, image_2020-12-24_224526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212085 :)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:47:18 No.7212104 File: 267 KB, 782x1061, two thumbs up innit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:52:39 No.7212129 File: 62 KB, 215x145, image_2020-12-24_225246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212104 :D

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:53:58 No.7212135 File: 58 KB, 640x480, boogie woogie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] boys, boys, please, it's christmas

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:55:50 No.7212143 >>7212135 when i see that im like dayummm shootem up! when i see akagi im like dayummm hes shooting up!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:57:21 No.7212152 File: 85 KB, 707x398, jesusherion-8b38574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212143 not today, my son

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 17:58:14 No.7212157 >>7212152 based tokin jesus, he died for your skins

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:01:04 No.7212175 File: 127 KB, 807x832, marion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211797 Is Zero Gunner 2- any good? I know they lost the source code and had to rebuild the whole game. Is it a good port or should I just play the arcade/Dreamcast port?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:01:26 No.7212179 dinnit get emotional bruv we're just havin a giggle, can't you handle the bants?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:02:24 No.7212183 File: 344 KB, 1169x597, Gunbird art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212175 I set the difficulty at the absolute hardest and it still felt way too easy. I have not 1all'd the DC version by contrast

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:03:31 No.7212189 File: 26 KB, 100x128, 1572270389060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212179 I can... its you guys reporting and banning my threads so you can be in charge lmfao you LITERALLY can't handle the bantz... The tranny fears the cee

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:05:20 No.7212201 >>7212183 there's not enough porn of yuan-nang

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:06:14 No.7212209 File: 63 KB, 579x436, dork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212201

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:25:15 No.7212257 File: 20 KB, 600x341, doubt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212189 >I can...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:25:32 No.7212260 wot are some good raiden-likes to play on mame?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:41:00 No.7212317 >>7212260 mad shark double wings hotdog storm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 18:44:05 No.7212324 File: 2.46 MB, 2125x1736, 1583752378086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] luna a cute

Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:10:34 No.7212373
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I was curious since it has been years, I wanted to see if files for pic related could be found anywhere but it doesn't seem that it is. Is this going to be one of the few Gradius games that will actually be lost to time or will someone remake it in a shittier form

Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:13:31 No.7212382 [DELETED]

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>>7212257
t. reporting threads and ceething

i was born in bants, raised by it.

I doubt you even know what bants really is, fuck off yank.

HAHAH trannies getting TUHHRIGGERED

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:33:31 No.7212428 >>7212382 >i can handle the banter! says man who cannot handle the banter

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:37:04 No.7212439 >>7212260 Viper phase 1 >>7212175 DC port is way to play it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:37:21 No.7212441 >>7212428 PROJECTION! I LIVE the banter, you have no idea wtf you are dealing with son. Keep reporting pussy wanker.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:40:50 No.7212458 >>7212260 most of the early toaplab library

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:41:30 No.7212461 All right everyone, stand back, take cover, ill handle this. Ahem chav u talk too much

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:42:05 No.7212463 File: 30 KB, 668x673, 1595101572561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212441 >gets bantered >goes on a seething rampage for over a month yep. i'm thinking chav cannot handle the banter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:45:00 No.7212476 >>7212382 no one reported you dude go seethe on the dole

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 19:56:54 No.7212509 File: 34 KB, 418x516, 1592896861683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >videogames are the LEAST important thing in my life mate >that's why i spend my day seething on a video game board on an anime site

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 20:19:58 No.7212584 File: 217 KB, 680x680, 1606204384399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212461

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 21:01:04 No.7212678 File: 129 KB, 1280x715, cope3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone looking to fail at shmups, racers, life, or making /vr/ threads? Contact me asap. I've done it all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 21:14:42 No.7212694 File: 141 KB, 284x336, 1608633487340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek, even 4chan is dabbing on chav now

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 21:15:44 No.7212697 >claims to use auto-fire to not get carpal tunnel >proceeds to use 30hz to make the game easier Shmuptrannys are not to be taken seriously

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 21:16:51 No.7212702 File: 195 KB, 919x960, 1608796791211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212694 good

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:04:08 No.7213048 >>7212694 ayyy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:07:40 No.7213058 Best ps1 shump?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:14:52 No.7213080 >>7213058 probably Gradius Gaiden. why it wasn't an arcade entry is something i'll never understand

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:23:32 No.7213112 >>7213058 zanac neo einhander gradius gaiden the holy trinity.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:47:09 No.7213179 Is there a pastebin with recommendations for beginners? I've always liked vertical STGs but I don't really know where to start. Been playing some RECCA and Truxton, and Fantasy Zone, though that's obviously not vertical.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:50:39 No.7213190 I wish I could play shmups and do 1ccs and shit but I'm not nearly autistic enough to play the same levels over and over, this is why I'm a fighting game player

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 24, 2020 23:54:16 No.7213198 >>7211797 Have you played musha for genesis?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 00:05:28 No.7213241 >>7213179 dodonpachi and batsugun special

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 05:08:39 No.7213854 >>7213080 Considering how shitty 3 is and how subpar 4 is, arcade Gradius at the time would never have had a chance

Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 05:09:50 No.7213857

>>7213179
Ikaruga. If you ignore the combo chaining you have a shmup without powerups which is very good for beginners. a lot of shmups you basically may as well restart if you die and lose all your power.
it's also a fucking masterpiece and best game in the genre so it has that going for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 05:28:17 No.7213896 >>7213058 Thunderforce V if you like speed R-Type Delta if you like slowness

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 06:44:26 No.7214094 >>7213857 >it's also a fucking masterpiece and best game in the genre so it has that going for it. merry christmas IGN

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 07:07:02 No.7214135 >>7211840 if it's so impressive post the rom

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 07:53:14 No.7214196 >>7214135 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVsLt1JuPfg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 08:44:45 No.7214275 >>7214135 looks like you'll have to save up some dole and buy it, mame beggar

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 09:48:03 No.7214363 File: 437 KB, 900x900, 1608781206071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some peace and quiet

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 10:21:06 No.7214425 used to play these kinds of games at a local arcade near me, although they were more bullet hell than side shooters. not sure where to start now thanks for reading my blog

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 11:36:39 No.7214569 >>7213058 certainly not the best but Harmful Park is one to check out

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 14:26:08 No.7215017 Is there a Rom for the new aleste?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 15:54:53 No.7215294 >>7213857 >>7213241 thanks friends

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 17:14:59 No.7215497 >dodonpachi chaining good >ikaruga chaining bad >psikyo chaining bad justify this viewpooint. protip you cant.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 17:31:18 No.7215549 >>7215497 who are you quoting, dumbtard?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 17:48:57 No.7215605 >>7215497 for me, it's trizeal-style medal chaining.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 17:57:20 No.7215626 >>7215497 well they aren't all the same so yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 17:57:55 No.7215627 >>7215497 dodonpachi chaining is fucking boring, it's all memorization.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 17:58:50 No.7215628 >>7215497 Enemy chaining is shite, take the Xoxakpill.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 18:29:42 No.7215728 >>7215627 almost like the whole genre is memorization and execution

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 19:10:13 No.7215839 >>7215728 e why it's boring and dead . Better genre exist now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 19:21:36 No.7215875 >>7215839 stick to story shit and avoid skill based games then faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 19:35:19 No.7215921 >>7215875 >state loaded >state loaded >state loaded >state loaded >state loaded """"Skill""""" based games everyone

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 19:44:20 No.7215945 >>7215875 C o p e

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 20:41:21 No.7216080 Is mushihimesama worth getting for $10? Never played one before

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 21:55:46 No.7216242 >>7216080 You'll probably like at least one of the modes available if you like bullet hell. It took me between 6-8 hours to get a 1cc in the game's Original mode. Is that worth $10 to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 22:26:45 No.7216291 >>7216080 it's the best cave shmup on pc

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 22:38:28 No.7216314 >>7216291 actually it's the worst

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 22:42:33 No.7216319 why wouldn't you pick exy in daioujou?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 22:48:55 No.7216330 >>7215497 chains suck just kill stuff like in mecharitz

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 23:00:06 No.7216349 >>7216319 B-L is good for survival cause more bombs. >>7215921 >practice is cheating

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 23:40:52 No.7216467 >>7212697 Shouldn't let the rate of fire get so high that it breaks the game then

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 25, 2020 23:54:58 No.7216512 >>7216242 >6-8 hours >Is that worth $10 to you? no

Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 01:05:09 No.7216664
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>playing the same levels in the same way the same same loops and enemies every day the same same
>500 hours of same same practice doing the same same dodges
expand your horizons desu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 01:37:57 No.7216725 >>7216314 Then what's the best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 01:43:52 No.7216732 >>7216725 deathsmiles

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 01:47:29 No.7216741 >>7216349 >>practice is cheating play vs. puzzlers or fighters, skill-based genres that arent just simply memo and become trivial after savestate grinding like shmups.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 01:50:32 No.7216748 >>7216741 >play vs. puzzlers gimme some recs ive been wanting to play some

Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 02:22:11 No.7216796
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>>7216748
not him but some good ones that I enjoy, that are a little outside your standard puyo mold, are Money Puzzle Exchanger and Land Maker. The latter is strange and unique and has a very chill solo mode on PS1 whereas the arcade mode is pure chaos and quick thinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVatHFR5fgI

It's not vs. but Cleopatra Fortune is also fun and extremely hectic, though its rules and block patterns may be a little too esoteric for someone getting into puzzlers.

>>7216512
then don't get it! You have to judge what your money and time is worth. When I look at my most played shmups on steam, they range from 20, to 40, to 80 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 03:49:33 No.7216967 >>7216741 i already play those games as well. probably much better than you at them

Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 04:02:27 No.7216989
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shmups are boring unless you're about to PB, which doesn't happen often
all the grinding practice takes the excitement out and makes them too repetitive

>>7216748
>vs puzzlers
puyo puyo tetris

Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 04:09:02 No.7217001
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>>7216732
>deathsmiles
>>7216080
>mushihimesama
>>7215627
>dodonpachi
>>7215497
>psikyo
>>7213112
>gradius gaiden
>>7212175
>Zero Gunner 2
>>7211840
>GG Aleste 3

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 08:59:46 No.7217319 >>7217001 Aren't you just the coolest kid in middle school

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 09:14:36 No.7217343 Anyone know where to get Dodonpachi SaiDaiOujou ISO? Usual sites don't have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 09:40:56 No.7217386 >>7217343 i have a link to a site but isn't postin links against rules here

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 09:42:34 No.7217392 >>7217386 not usually

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 09:45:40 No.7217401 >>7217392 ok let's try this copy/paste this into google: dodonpachi-saidaioujou-jtag-rgh first or second link should be it, site is ''downloadgamexbox''

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 11:45:34 No.7217669 >>7217401 nice virus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 14:56:47 No.7218139 >>7216349 >B-L is good for survival cause more bombs. picking a ship that makes levels harder is not good for survival

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 15:53:29 No.7218280 >>7212260 nostradamus zing zing zip daioh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 16:24:19 No.7218375 >>7218139 it's what people say but i agree with you, i think it sucks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 18:42:35 No.7218849 File: 179 KB, 683x1024, sdojhikari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do people still dislike SDOJ?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 19:33:46 No.7219053 >>7218849 i dislike the input lag but its a good game otherwise

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 26, 2020 19:37:55 No.7219071 >>7218849 it can't be worse than base DFK

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 02:24:11 No.7220375 >>7218849 haven't ever gotten a chance to play it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 03:31:47 No.7220489 Is dodonpachi resurrection any good?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 03:51:57 No.7220536 >>7220489 only black label mode is good

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 05:46:01 No.7220763

it's really obnoxious to me when people reduce shmup skill to just memorization and copying replays, while ignoring the unbelievable amount of skill it takes to sit down and get good at such shitty boring games in the first place, that in itself is a skill of patience and determination that overshadows most other games in other genres

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 08:40:11 No.7221035 has chav given up on seething after getting utterly btfo in two generals simultaneously

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 11:28:13 No.7221426 >>7211797 What are you top three shooters? Mine are probably Darius II on the MD, Nemesis on the Gameboy and Blazing Star for the neo geo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 11:29:20 No.7221431 >>7216512 I paid £50 for Darius Cozmic Collection lol

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 14:03:24 No.7221870 >>7220763 it's literally just the guy with an autistic obsession for jrpgs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 14:19:50 No.7221929 >>7221035 he freed himself from the shackles of desire for (You)s and became one with the banter

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 14:58:01 No.7222101 >>7220489 no it's bad

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:35:28 No.7222658 File: 874 KB, 1000x899, MV5BZjQxNWUyYzAtYWYzNC00NDM1LWFkMWQtZDI4NGFjMTkyOTE4L2ltYWdlL2ltYWdlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjU3OTI4MDU@._V1_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Favourite JRPG's? They should have made sequels based on the following sagas.

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:36:07 No.7222660
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>>7216664
This honestly
Why the fuck would you waste that time in such a boring genre when you could be experiencing a great story and sexy girls in a JRPG instead? The only reason shmupfags seethe over JRPGs is because the people who play them actually have fun and don't have to brag to their tranny discord friends about their high scores from games 12 people have played.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:38:20 No.7222670 File: 31 KB, 360x450, GBA_DragonBallZ_BuusFury.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222658 Can't go wrong with any CHADgon CHAD RPGs, even the western made ones are good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:39:33 No.7222675 File: 119 KB, 1280x720, ffx-tidus-laugh-1280x720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211951 NOT RETRO >>7216080 >Shmup >Worth ANY money

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:42:11 No.7222685 File: 35 KB, 480x360, 203827-hellofbullet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WOOOOOOOOW HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THE BULLETS IM SO FUCKING SKILLED FOR HOLDING DOWN THE FIRE BUTTON FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND MOVING LEFT TO RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:43:17 No.7222690 File: 150 KB, 1280x720, dds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222685 Damn people really think these take more skills than the chad JRPGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:44:01 No.7222693 >>7222690 >video game >skill No one cares about skill in your video games retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:44:43 No.7222696 >>7222693 >All this coping from credit feeding shmup trannies Post the Demi-fiend clear bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:47:43 No.7222707 >>7222685 The world's hardest video game boss ever

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:48:38 No.7222710 File: 96 KB, 1280x720, df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222707 Sorry, replied to the wrong thing >>7222690

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 17:52:23 No.7222724 >>7222710 The world's HARDEST video game boss EVER!!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:00:44 No.7222748 File: 69 KB, 939x494, plato_jarpigpilled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222658 >>7222660 >>7222670 >>7222675 >>7222685 >>7222690 >>7222696

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:03:35 No.7222758 >>7222748 Top Ten Steep Jarpigs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:06:13 No.7222770 the real joke is shmupfags and jarpigs are 2 sides of the same shitty coin, both just incarnations of meaningless addiction taken to extremes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:06:41 No.7222772 File: 1.35 MB, 900x675, 1531826487052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222748 Better than being for people like this, ESL

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:07:59 No.7222775 >>7222770 Is that why JRPG players never grind to maximum levels in games while the shmup community encourages autistic 1CCs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:08:27 No.7222779 >>7222772 yep, they definitely play jarpigs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:12:19 No.7222787 >>7222775 jarpigs are just as autistic with menuing speed etc, theres good reason many shmup players cross over, you're all the same shit aka losers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:12:25 No.7222789 File: 22 KB, 450x450, cream3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder the biggest tranny in the shmupg community dropped shmups for pokemon JARPIGS CONFIRMED FOR TRANNY

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:16:49 No.7222806 File: 55 KB, 500x750, 887bcaf5696a52aa80430590faee8afa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222748 Sorry skitzo, JRPG chads get all the girls while shmup virgins only have obese pedophiles cosplaying as their favorite Touhou lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:17:07 No.7222808 >>7222748 >>7222758 >>7222772 >>7222779 >>7222789 Schmuck cope. No one wants to hold shoot for 20 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:17:52 No.7222812 >>7222779 >>7222789 >>7222787 Damn can't believe shmups are so boring that even SHMUP PLAYERS would rather play JRPGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:19:59 No.7222818 File: 210 KB, 675x900, 2f3d77d5edad5f71e3d032e6449964bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Faris!

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:20:01 No.7222819

You will never see a normal person reminisce on their childhood memories of playing a schmup.
>Final Fantasy 6... now that was a game!
>Final Fantasy 7 was my childhood! (even got a remake cashing in on that nostalgia)
You will never be remembered. Schmucks aren't worth remembering.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:22:18 No.7222828 >>7222819 Exactly, there will never be a shmup version of this page for a reason: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_Japanese_role-playing_game_franchises

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:23:05 No.7222835 >>7222812 im not disagreeing with, again you're as bad as each other, one is ego projection driven autism about le hardcorism performance and perfectionism and the other is ego protection autism driven by completionism and both are extreme hedonism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:26:18 No.7222845 hurt my middle finger at work today...... this is how the jarpigenning starts............

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:26:50 No.7222847 >>7222835 >Le horse shoe theory Finishing a piece of media is autism now I guess, epic false flagging cope for playing the same twenty minute long game 1000 times in a row.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:28:27 No.7222854 File: 212 KB, 700x531, 6e6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222845 Welcome comrade, we will accept you unlike the retards in the shmup community who are elitist about playing video games.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:28:28 No.7222856 File: 12 KB, 264x378, tao_of_pooh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222845 read a book instead, don't fall for the jarpig poison. i recommend pic related, helped me thru me physical ailments .

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:29:12 No.7222860 File: 196 KB, 850x638, __shirogane_naoto_satonaka_chie_amagi_yukiko_kujikawa_rise_kuma_and_1_more_persona_and_1_more_drawn_by_oogami_yuuki__sample-73005eaec497231c9f0f12bd1ca9f6bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chie's smelly feet!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:29:18 No.7222861 >>7222847 >Finishing a piece of media is autism now I guess, it is when its hundreds of hours long... followed by another and another and another and another. Hardly cope when i said you're all fucking losers, same shit different taint.

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:30:30 No.7222869
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>>7222856
>Read a book instead
>Can't even type at a comprehensible state
The absolute state of shmupfags
JRPG chads win again with books that require tactics to help train your mind!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:31:19 No.7222871 >>7222861 >>7222856 >it is when hundreds of hours long >he says this while recommending a novel

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:31:41 No.7222872

>>7222861
>Hundreds of hours
I've beaten every JRPG I've played in forty hours or less, it's not my fault you suck dick and get lost in dungeons every five seconds.
Also if we're using length as an argument, then shit like Game of Thrones is autism bait now retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:32:42 No.7222875 File: 30 KB, 645x773, d7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222860 JRPGs win again!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:36:18 No.7222891 File: 472 KB, 1200x670, ass-5944db16e3bc8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-vita/persona-4-golden We got too cocky shmup bros...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:37:06 No.7222893 >>7222871 not me. >>7222872 I don't play either because i have dignity and self respect. Yes some people take tv and film to over indulgent levels also.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:38:37 No.7222903 >>7222893 "Unlike you losers who put your free time into hobbies, I'm cool because I only care about my shitty wage cuck job!" Just watched all of Game of Thrones with my girlfriend, cope virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:42:07 No.7222908 File: 503 KB, 850x768, sample_9ebdad61090be49987fb0365d1f85054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just finished my shmup homework by credit feeding Toupoo 8, which JRPG should I play?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:47:05 No.7222919 >>7222908 sigma star saga

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:49:35 No.7222927 File: 173 KB, 1024x1473, shantae_going_for_a_swim_by_sarukaiwolf_db8vs4x-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222919 Already played it for Wayforward.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 18:50:37 No.7222932 >>7213058 Final Fantasy VII

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:00:30 No.7222951
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>>7222908
I'm playing Breath of Fire 4, which is a pretty good series, at least on the ps1 entries

SPEAKING of based capcom, which plane is the best for a scrubby survival clear in 19XX?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:02:36 No.7222954 >>7222903 get real hobbies that are health benefiting and full of growth, games are shit tier hobby.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:05:06 No.7222959 >>7222954 Schmuck cope

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:07:19 No.7222968 >>7222959 again I don't play either but video games are just light fun for an evening after work and actual hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:07:24 No.7222969 >>7211797 Which games are the /shmupg/ essentials? I want to get started but my only experience on shmups are Galaga, Space Invaders and Galaxian.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:07:54 No.7222975 File: 368 KB, 773x1000, dablzes-f0a05297-44b2-4043-977f-6154d4a6c281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222951 Good shit, I had I crush on Katt as a kid.

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:09:54 No.7222978

>>7222954
>>7222968
>JRPGs aren't full of growth despite requiring tactics
>Going on a game board to say video games are shit
>Implying you can't play JRPGs a little at a time
>Being this much of a wage cuck
>Arbitrary "actual hobbies"
Nice false flag schmuck cope

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:10:56 No.7222980 >>7222969 Final Fantasy VII Dragon Quest IV Star Ocean Buu's Fury

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:21:17 No.7223015 ec quit using epic shmupg memes in discords, its embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:25:24 No.7223029 >>7223015 no

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:30:00 No.7223043 ec's one of those cats you think is really cool but then he just turns out to be a total cunt like the rest of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:33:45 No.7223050 File: 40 KB, 549x353, 1791ecead093916cac6b990767eaa0f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223015 >>7223043 He needs to play more JRPGs to improve his attitude!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:35:54 No.7223053 >>7223043 >talks in nothing but memes like iconoclast >thinks hes really cool Cmon man, you should know that if anyone talks in chan speak outside of 4chan they are going to be obnoxious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:49:52 No.7223092 >>7223053 >rob >talks fake news.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:51:45 No.7223096 File: 128 KB, 1400x1050, 9c94550ac28ac76cc0b528dfadd88206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222818 Lenna too?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:55:01 No.7223105 >>7223096 poo, fart, sweat, bacteria, vaginal discharge, period blood

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 19:58:53 No.7223117 >>7222775 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5MWPaGWIkI

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:02:43 No.7223131 File: 18 KB, 300x300, CyyRG5PW8AAGUM0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jrpgs >tactics

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:08:59 No.7223140
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>the man who spent 2 years faking an illness, has been neet for a decade, bought gamer glasses to cure his fake illness and now plays racing games in a desperate and spectacularly failed attempt to be accepted by another community, is bald, thinks girls are stinky, says video games are the least important thing in his life when they are clearly all he has, and is on the dole, is here to call everyone else autistic hedonistic losers

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:10:59 No.7223142 >>7223140 >and samefags because the only people on the internet who tolerated his presence now laff at heem for his eternal seethe, cope, and dole collection forgot one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:11:47 No.7223146 >>7222980 Anon, those are JRPGs, i'm looking for actual recommendations

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:13:39 No.7223151 >>7222969 darius gaiden dodonpachi daioujou black label sengoku aces armed police batrider blue revolver zero ranger blue wish resurrection plus

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:14:04 No.7223152 >>7223140 your emotional long knee jerk response only demonstrates the accuracy of the criticism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:15:20 No.7223156 File: 30 KB, 668x673, 1602069940411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223152 cors bruv

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:16:42 No.7223157 >>7223156 absolutely, if it didn't hit home you wouldn't of responded with a pamphlet and talking like me is only further evidence of who runs the show.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:18:41 No.7223163 File: 2.02 MB, 498x286, 1597907539164.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223157 cope however you need to

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:25:54 No.7223179 >>7223163 Whos the normalfag always using this gif? The heroin addict?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:29:14 No.7223186 >>7223163 no rebuttal, use of meme words. more confirmation. >>7223179 one of rickys surrogate sons, either throb or askagi

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:34:45 No.7223202 >>7223186 >no rebuttal, use of meme words. you're a joke so i treat you like one ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:35:48 No.7223204 File: 267 KB, 782x1061, cope of wall street.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:36:29 No.7223206 >>7223202 by using my vernacular..... you dance to my tune.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:39:14 No.7223215 File: 191 KB, 466x553, ceething.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw tranny parjig tries to act the bigman but runs off reporting as soon as he can't take the heat

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:42:16 No.7223228 >>7223117 difference is that's a huge exception in the JRPG community as opposed to this autism being encouraged in shmups.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:43:48 No.7223235 File: 119 KB, 592x600, 2012-01-29-471312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223146 Oh my bad. Try Persona 4. >>7223215 Sorry was having sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:45:23 No.7223242 File: 368 KB, 600x652, d43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223131 >He still hasn't posted the Demi-Fiend clear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:47:55 No.7223254 File: 257 KB, 323x464, image_2020-12-28_014748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223235 >Sorry was having sex. yeah we know... >>7223228 FWENDS!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:50:16 No.7223260 File: 1022 KB, 500x200, tumblr_inline_nq1fmzuhen1sqnvtd_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223254 Thanks for sharing a pic of yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:50:22 No.7223261 >>7223215 >heat >schmucks We weren't here because you're slow, much like you are in the head.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:52:49 No.7223263 >>7223260 >thinks this is good banter sad. >>7223261 t. report n ceethe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:54:11 No.7223270 >>7223260 Your posts all come across like you're mentally very young.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:54:18 No.7223272 File: 724 KB, 680x1086, Sora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223263 Why would I put effort into crushing insects like schmucks when I could spend time playing a fun genre?

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:55:44 No.7223278
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>>7223263
>>7223270
>Samefag still seething that shmups are so unfun all the players graduate from shmup homework to playing games (JRPGs) for fun

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 20:57:19 No.7223282
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>>7223272
again who are you arguing with? i agree with you, do whats fun but don't delude yourself to thinking you aren't suffering the same attachment and addiction as shmupfags

>>7223278
i don't play either.... christ you guys are dense.

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:01:22 No.7223292
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>>7223282
>The faggot who thinks you should go full wage cuck instead of having hobbies admits to being a samefag after dodging several points
>More than likely actually an assblasted shmupfag falseflagging
Go tell any normal person they're mentally very young for liking something like Game of Thrones and see if your underage ass doesn't get punched in the face. Enjoy slaving away at your shitty dead end job while other people enjoy living.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:03:00 No.7223295 >I don't care about shmups >Spends this much time bitching about posters who shits on shmups

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:03:34 No.7223298 >>7223292 i don't know who you think i am but i have literally no idea what the fuck you are on about. Never said anything about working however you can do both... you are fucking full scale pants on head retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:04:32 No.7223307 File: 96 KB, 540x720, a998d915e3e61b45802a039f6abccf56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223298 Too late already admitted to samefagging

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:06:14 No.7223310
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>Shmups so unfun the supposed players would rather bitch about Discord drama instead of playing them
>Shmups so unfun the community would rather play JRPGs instead
>Shmups so unfun they sell like shit unlike JRPGs
This is our general now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:10:25 No.7223321 >>7223310 >shmups so unfun you need autofire to make them playable >shmups so unfun you need frame buttons to increase your score by 1% >shmups so unfun you need to save state to grind mindlessly until you are a trained monkey

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:12:18 No.7223330

>>7223321
>shmups so unfun 99% of the non-existent players simply credit feed through them and never touch them again
>shmups so unfun most of the Toupoo community is secondary trannies
>shmups so unfun the community tries to keep the players away from fun genres like JRPGs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:32:56 No.7223380 File: 518 KB, 471x509, gaymer glasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:36:22 No.7223390 File: 75 KB, 300x269, tifa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7223330 >Shmups so unfun they get old after five minutes despite being twenty minute long games >Shmups so unfun most series haven't had a game in the last decade

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:44:32 No.7223416 >>7211797 Is PLASMO still alive or a tranny yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:52:09 No.7223441 File: 567 KB, 860x931, D2_Rozalin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7222660 Based Disgaea poster

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 21:59:57 No.7223473 Got to stage 5 of Garegga on one credit We're gonna make it bros

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:02:03 No.7223479 >>7223473 how hard did you rank control

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:14:22 No.7223534 >>7223416 he's still around

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:21:57 No.7223575

>>7223479
I suicide on stage 2 at the start because I hate dealing with the medal carrier without i-frames. Then in stage 3 I'll suicide before the item extend from the mid boss. I try to no-miss stage 4 and then suicide in stage 5 near the beginning cuz I can get an extend from max rank medals on the air carriers. Gotta work on stage 6 and 7 now cuz I don't really have a solid route thru them yet

Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:27:57 No.7223604

Single player action games aren't worth the effort of practice if there's no competitive scene that isn't dead. Much rather play a good jrpg with cool characters and a neat story and fun loot systems than getting good at a dead offline game. How stupid do u have to be to take shmups seriously in 2020?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:36:07 No.7223643 >>7223330 >>shmups so unfun the community tries to keep the players away from fun genres like JRPGs Good games steal their players . Dead routing memorizes can't compete

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:43:22 No.7223671 >>7223604 Pump n dump a shmup after 6 or 7 hours as the devs intended, they can't stand playing their own games past stage 4 in most cases lol

>>	Anonymous Sun, Dec 27, 2020 22:47:04 No.7223695 >>7223604 >>7223643 Based >>7223671 I can play a shmup for one credit feed before it gets old, then I just go back to fun JRPGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 02:24:50 No.7224245 >>7223671 Jarpigs are the pump 'n dump genre. You beat it once after 30,40 hours and never return to it but a fun shmup will last a life-time seeing as you can always go back and try to improve upon your old scores.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 02:27:57 No.7224249 Steam has a sale going and I want to pick up some Shmups. What do you guys think of steam Dariusburst and R Type? Anything you boys recommend?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 02:28:26 No.7224251 >>7224245 >playing for score ummm sweety do i look like a tranny to you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 02:54:06 No.7224297 >>7224249 i'm confused as to why anyone would buy rtype dimensions as rtype 1 and 2 run perfectly in mame. i guess if you want to support more shmups on pc you can buy it. dariusburst is pretty good. i wish i had an ultrawide monitor just for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:03:34 No.7224309 >>7224297 Mame is the worst. I couldn't be fucked configuring it. I want more vertical games but outside of Shmups I don't think they exist on steam.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:08:20 No.7224317 >>7224309 stop being a zoomer, anyone can use mame

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:13:57 No.7224324 >>7224317 >anyone can use mame It's not as simple as you make out. I'd rather solve Chinese Algebra.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:17:24 No.7224328 File: 220 KB, 340x565, seriously nigger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224309 >>7224324 holy shit get off /vr/ newfag >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:25:15 No.7224337 >>7224328 You can get every single Mame rom running with perfect controls can you? I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:27:34 No.7224338 >>7224337 What? Yes, I can set the buttons in MAME, it's the same for every one.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:30:27 No.7224341 >>7224338 >EVERYONE CAN DO IT Well I can't. Show us how you set up midnight Resistance real quick will ya.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:38:01 No.7224348 File: 680 KB, 1020x722, gus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224245 >a fun shmup will last a life-time seeing as you can always go back and try to improve upon your old scores. lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:55:35 No.7224373 File: 3.51 MB, 512x381, disgusted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >grind runs to beat your old scores >"fun"

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 03:57:55 No.7224379 >>7224348 >>7224373 nobody's forcing you to grind runs for hours on end like gus does, lol.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:10:12 No.7224401

>>7224245
>Jarpigs are the pump 'n dump genre. You beat it once after 30,40 hours and never return to it but a fun shmup will last a life-time seeing as you can always go back and try to improve upon your old scores.
like i said you fucking feral losers are as bad as each other

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:14:17 No.7224408 ever noticed how the mental illness in these threads and /vr/ in general ramps up during yurope hours?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:14:32 No.7224409 >>7224309 >download the latest version (0.226 I think) >download the latest romset (0.226) >put your roms in the "roms" folder >start game so hard >press tab ingame to configure controls

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:22:50 No.7224421 >>7224409 I don't want to download several gigs of roms. You boys still haven't been able to explain how I set my controls for Midnight Resistance. For something so easy you sure are struggling to come up with an answer.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:24:30 No.7224424
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>>7224408
really? after the u.s hours waifu posting? let's get real pal... u.s hours has rob the robot and his toy collection stink dicking his sister, sam the heroin addict from a crack den JUST 18 months ago who's on ssris for over a decade... the jarpigs and waifu posters like harry who literally live casper, the trannys.... i could go on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:29:58 No.7224428 >>7224408 it's just the mentally ill neet faking an illness so he can collect dole money

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:40:27 No.7224443 File: 333 KB, 471x509, gaymer glasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224424 >talking down to other people when you look like this

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:45:09 No.7224452 >>7224443 why you breaking the discord rules brah? told rick you can never trust junkies.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:46:29 No.7224459 >>7224452 Is this all you ever talk about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:46:32 No.7224460 >>7224443 now lets see the skin on your arms akagi

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:47:13 No.7224462 >>7224452 you already did so it's allowed

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:48:40 No.7224463

>>7224460
THIS!

>>7224459
yep, junkies can't be trusted and people need to know what they are dealing with. It;s important everyone knows about your heroin history.

>>7224462
wrong and lies but no problem. wonder if i can find your criminal record...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:52:08 No.7224468 Anyone else find it weird that sam and the gang have pictures of me saved on their hardrives from a dead discord? 9/10 for gay... i didn't save any of you sam... swiped left.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:55:03 No.7224474 >>7224468 It's proof that they are eternally seething

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:58:35 No.7224483

>>7224474
yep and so's this lmfao

Look how much im on his mind.... meanwhilst no reference to them from me on any medium, really makes you think! I had this in school you know when i quit skating and all the skaters were all HUR U LEFT DA KROO and wouldnt speak again lmao.

Guys i have nothing against any of you, you just aren't my kind of people, let it go.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 04:59:38 No.7224486 File: 443 KB, 1013x639, image_2020-12-28_095900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224483 oops meant to add

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:00:11 No.7224489 File: 146 KB, 756x1008, arm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224460 >>7224463 sorry to disappoint

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:00:55 No.7224493 >>7224486 Replace the l with a p

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:00:58 No.7224494 File: 127 KB, 635x634, 1608543830432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why he keep coming back

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:01:20 No.7224495 >>7224483 no one's upset by you lmao it's just funny

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:01:53 No.7224497 >>7224489 >he actually went and did it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=togL51YXNXg

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:02:00 No.7224498 >>7224486 >Seething on the dole lol

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:04:13 No.7224508

>>7224495
and yet...

https://youtu.be/wDe60CbIagg

>>7224498
the joke of course is sam IS on the dole lmao and lives with scummy housemates who wank in front of him (ask him) meanwhilst i never claimed a penny OOOF the drugs dont work they just make you worse..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:05:31 No.7224513 File: 28 KB, 499x481, pepedis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224463 I see accusing people of doing heroin is your go to insult.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:06:49 No.7224518 >>7224508 get a job and get a life imo senpai to be honest bruv

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:07:05 No.7224520 >>7224513 >accusing what? it's not a secret, Sam is an ex junkie, ask him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:08:07 No.7224521 >>7224518 got one... thats why i dont need to name everything after you lot lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:09:32 No.7224524 >>7224508 i find you amusing not on the dole btw

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:10:26 No.7224527 >>7224521 >Sam improved >Clast improved >clp still stuck in a loop time to move on

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:10:47 No.7224528 >>7224524 i find you amusing sober... sorry i mean "would" find.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:11:29 No.7224531 >>7224520 I don't know who Sam is. You need to stop obsessing over this person.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:12:26 No.7224537 File: 176 KB, 509x349, image_2020-12-28_101219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224527 >>Sam improved >>7224486 >Clast improved .............................

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:13:48 No.7224542 File: 18 KB, 300x300, kagami.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224528 this drug stuff is never going to offend me dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:16:53 No.7224560 >>7224245 Nah I've revisited several JRPGs years later and plenty encourage replay. With shmups you only have autistic scoring to last them more than an hour tops.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:16:59 No.7224561 to this day, no one knows why cee flipped shit and turned on everyone. we think it's because ricardo told him "jajaja dis guy we laff at u." it has been MONTHS of seething now

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 05:53:26 No.7224605 >>7224537 badass rachel desu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 07:02:36 No.7224710 >>7224537 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 07:40:45 No.7224779 >>7224710 >gets a minimum wage job at 30 after being a neet for 11 years >spends his income on toys

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 07:57:39 No.7224804 >>7224494 he's a glutton for punishment he comes here to be mocked and laughed at, everywhere else on the internet simply bans him and tells him to get lost

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 08:06:09 No.7224817 File: 1.18 MB, 1920x1080, vlcsnap-2019-07-02-00h36m50s953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224779 t. 36 year old neet who spends his dole on gamer glasses and comic books

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 08:29:55 No.7224859
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>>7224537
>>7224527
>>7224779
>>7224804
>>7224817
iconoclast confidently supports himself, his gaming hobbies and posts short clever memes.
clp is insecure, ashamed of his own hobbies can't support himself and posts boring walls of text responding to meme jpgs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:16:20 No.7225098 File: 21 KB, 258x245, 1606319894757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7224443 nigga got a portrait of bugs bunny on the wall

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:42:27 No.7225151

>>7224542
who said it's meant to?

>>7224605
>>7224710
man children detected.

>>7224817
not me rob

>>7224859
nice fanfic and ooof when your back up dancer is a touhou fag

>>7225098
it's a hand painted piece by a family friend, not bugs and its an office not my room

>>7224561
cee isn't seething though, it's you lot making the pics, reporting, stalking my twitch, naming your streams....

the denial is fierce. I saw ricks true colors and realized i don't like his bullshit at all and you're boring people i've had enough of. You know i had a chat with kraut the other evening and it was instantly more interesting because he has an actual personality where as you lot bang on all day bout jarpigs and shmupgang but you have NOTHING else yourselves either, just not my kind of people.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:45:17 No.7225156

>>7224542
I do think it's funny though how you're so demoralized and lacking in any moral fibre, pure apathy and weak hippy father and despite all that and your wanky wet lettuce stances you instinctively gravitate to people like rick who are the complete opposite... because you crave a strong father figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:46:20 No.7225159 >>7224531 >You need to stop obsessing over this person. when they stop obsessing over me...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:54:05 No.7225167 File: 796 KB, 500x375, didnt read.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tldr COPE

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:55:38 No.7225174 >>7225167 you don't read fullstop. Rob tell us the last book you read? stick to buying toys for children.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:58:43 No.7225184 Cee come over here to chat with Ricardo to settle things. You don't have to go back anywhere, it's just to stop misunderstandings https://kiwiirc.com/nextclient/irc.rizon.net/#shmups

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 10:58:50 No.7225186 >>7225167 based af

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 11:06:03 No.7225204 >>7225184 there's nothing to settle? let go... move on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 11:19:14 No.7225242 >>7225204 you have problems you need to admit and overcome

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 11:23:02 No.7225256 >>7225242 you're summonsing me? you have the problem, you are not part of any of my problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 12:41:16 No.7225493 >>7225256 don't be afraid, tinhorn ric won't bants you too hard

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 12:44:55 No.7225507 >>7225151 >and you're boring people i've had enough of and yet..... here you always are, unable to let go and move on, seething, coping, and collecting your dole your parents are waiting for you to grow up

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 12:45:32 No.7225512

>tells others move on, not my kind of people, but literally can't stop coming back for more
>obsession with strong father figures
>hates "hippies" but shills eastern philosophy
>on the dole, but judges others for spending their own money
>fakes illness for pity and attention, but shits on other people's ailments
>thinks having hair is a jewish conspiracy
>says girls smell bad
what's his deal bros? is it all a big cope?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 12:58:28 No.7225550 File: 257 KB, 1448x2048, 1609061931967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7225512 >girls smell and their breasts are full of milk! gross!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 13:04:05 No.7225568 >>7225174 the only books you read are comic books

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 13:43:22 No.7225689 Ahem Niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 15:53:18 No.7226163 coompile

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 16:33:57 No.7226287 >>7226163 their stages are too fucking long

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 16:43:37 No.7226316

>>7225507
this is a free space, im not summonsing anyone, you lot follow me here, you make the pics, you make the posts all about me, you name your streams in reference, you talk about me in discords.... i do none of those things about any of you, i don't think about you at all.
>>7225568
oh really?

>>7225512
>>7225550
missing the entire point, failure to understand and see objectively and clearly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 16:44:40 No.7226317 >>7225493 tinhorn rick needs to learn acceptance of rejection.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 17:18:15 No.7226452 >>7226316 >act like an attention whoring retard >people call you a retard >machine gun spam seethe >people laugh at you >REEEE why are you obsessed with me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 17:19:57 No.7226458 >>7226452 take your pills.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 17:24:27 No.7226470 >>7226458 this is what you do. it's impossible to have a real discussion with you because you're so delusional and sperg nonstop if anyone challenges you even slightly. this is why you hate rob so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 17:26:33 No.7226483 >>7226470 take your pills.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 17:29:53 No.7226505
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>>7226470
thinks this
>act like an attention whoring retard
>people call you a retard
>machine gun spam seethe
>people laugh at you
>REEEE why are you obsessed with me?

is how you start a "real discussion"

go tweet about toys or drugs or cave or all of the above

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 18:23:29 No.7226703 File: 13 KB, 590x119, el.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 18:44:14 No.7226782 >>7226703 what does he think "good" means?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 18:51:42 No.7226816 Is Cee dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 18:53:00 No.7226827 >>7226470 >this is why you hate rob so much. also fake news, dont hate rob at all, hes a good lad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 20:21:17 No.7227118 >>7226782 hes parodying some tranny melting down on twitter about fighting games

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 20:51:36 No.7227197 >>7226470 Lmao the 3 spastic replies just proved your point

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 28, 2020 21:15:20 No.7227254 File: 159 KB, 424x236, gamerglasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7226827

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 03:55:50 No.7228368 oof dying thread.... really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 04:20:52 No.7228406 >>7228368 just wait until someone posts something epic on twitter or discord

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 04:35:12 No.7228430 >>7228368 Makes me think Gus couldve been a profitable and popular streamer if he didn't choose the deadest game in the deadest genre to dedicate his life to

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 04:38:12 No.7228435 >>7228430 It's almost like he does it for the love of the game and not money or fame.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 04:40:41 No.7228439 >>7228435 That works casually for normal ppl, doesn't work when you pour all your energy and life into it autistically lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 04:54:40 No.7228467 File: 251 KB, 1146x1089, 1609235670716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are shmups so hard? I'm playing Ikaruga on Switch and I can barely get past the 2nd level. I've never had a problem with any other genre in my life

Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 05:00:44 No.7228479

>>7228467
because unlike fun genres people never played shmups regularly growing up, so they lack the fundamentals and don't know how to learn them efficiently.

>I've never had a problem with any other genre in my life
most other genres never required you to copy replays frame by frame and grind a route until you can do it on auto-pilot mindlessly

I could teach you how to play but my advice is to just flail around and enjoy the explosions, then throw the games in the trash and move on

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 05:05:21 No.7228483 >>7228479 shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 05:45:01 No.7228531 >>7228479 >then throw the games in the trash and move on this to be honest

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 08:43:43 No.7228790 File: 322 KB, 550x550, 1586875639141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7228467 >>7228467 They're about practice and perseverance. Try your best and don't give up. Ganbatte!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 08:46:56 No.7228801 >>7228435 no money to be had and you're drunk if you think gus doesnt dream of fame...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 10:44:17 No.7229056 File: 1.34 MB, 1913x1607, dead shmups.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even Clast is playing less shmups and uploading games people want to see. Face it, shmups are a dead end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 12:47:45 No.7229349 >>7229056 Shmups replays are boring as fuck unless you have some kind of in-depth knowledge about the game Shmups are a solely single player experience, much like rhythm games

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 12:50:46 No.7229360 >>7229349 >Shmups are a solely zero player experience, much like other dead games dead genre dead game dead thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 12:54:27 No.7229369 >>7229360 comfy genre comfy game shit thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 13:05:06 No.7229394 File: 378 KB, 765x1215, 193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >forever a peasant collecting easy 1ccs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 13:14:22 No.7229418 >>7229394 the less effort and time you invest the more of a winner you are at shmups, ideally 0 effort and 0 time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 14:25:14 No.7229672 >>7229056 robs a dead end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 14:37:35 No.7229719 File: 26 KB, 100x128, 1572270389060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7229056 >shmups are all the lowest viewed by far

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 15:10:37 No.7229820 >>7229349 all replays are boring desu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 15:41:01 No.7229907 The dole is real. The illness...is fake.

Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 15:57:40 No.7229950
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I'm a 30-something boomer who somehow never played a shmup and have decided to give one a go. I bought ZeroRanger on steam but I'm open to refunding it and going a different route if you guys have a better suggestion. I read that Radiant Silvergun, RayForce, Ikaruga, Einhander, and Musha are pretty good too. No idea what I should play.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:06:22 No.7229983 >>7229950 Nah Zeroranger is good Blue Revolver is also a good indie shmup on steam

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:09:31 No.7229993 >>7228467 ikaruga doesn't give you actual bombs for some reason so you need to learn the entire game if you want to 1cc it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:12:27 No.7230005 >>7228479 lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:37:16 No.7230113 >>7229993 you get that homing attack by chaining which effectively behaves like a bomb (except for invincibility)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:38:00 No.7230117 >>7229056 guess it's time to take the bmuppill, lads which one should i start with to 1cc first?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:46:26 No.7230158 >>7229907 i thought zoloft was meant to curb OCD? maybe the heroins more effective

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:48:46 No.7230168 File: 319 KB, 704x528, vlcsnap-2019-02-10-22h38m12s191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230117 pretty soldier sailor moon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 16:51:37 No.7230186 >>7230113 It doesn't give i-frames or block bullets so it's basically a weak version of most games' bombs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 17:23:25 No.7230337 File: 74 KB, 600x874, 1609146901859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230158 wasn't me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 17:32:09 No.7230385 >>7230337 well it was a tranny so not much difference

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 17:44:05 No.7230436 >>7230117 >which one should i start with to 1cc first? the punisher is always the best place to start, most fair bmup by miles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 18:11:34 No.7230542 >>7230117 First you gotta start calling them belt scrollers Secondly, Final Fight

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 18:18:36 No.7230569 File: 546 KB, 1280x720, 1405139765659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7230385 dis guy jajaja we laff at you we really do. we are all laffin' at you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 18:39:13 No.7230643 File: 8 KB, 246x205, tranny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 19:35:15 No.7230883 >>7230569 ok?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 19:42:37 No.7230924 >>7213058 einhander

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 21:26:26 No.7231341 Bmups and run n guns > shmups >inb4 scoring Score irl not in games weirdo, might as well speedrun a tranny if u care about scores

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 22:24:03 No.7231542 >>7231341 >Bmups Easy lol, acquire skill.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Dec 29, 2020 23:18:47 No.7231738 >>7231341 Post your beat em up 1ccs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 01:20:13 No.7232176 File: 25 KB, 391x510, 60f793c90e89c9c425f6f40feaf9e38a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7231341 based

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 03:59:36 No.7232570 >>7231341 >Bmups gay and boring, play fighting games instead >run n guns they're a subset of shoot em ups

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 04:05:07 No.7232584 File: 292 KB, 897x1219, 1609281615817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7232570 >play fighting games instead which

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 04:07:46 No.7232591 File: 216 KB, 800x1043, katakis denaris c64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Euroshmups > Amerishmups > J-shmups

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 04:14:33 No.7232606 File: 138 KB, 350x208, 1072684129_850215_0000000000_sumario_normal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when they talk and obsess over me thread THRIVES >when its back to shmup talk thread DIES

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 04:18:52 No.7232609 File: 125 KB, 300x313, 8713243191e0fec1af8831a82fa20df9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7232584 you should play the greatest genre on earth instead: JRPGs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 08:07:47 No.7233006 File: 31 KB, 342x299, 613V0hZsmqL._SX342_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is there a shmup leaderboard like speedrun com?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 08:10:24 No.7233013 File: 490 KB, 449x401, 1609101207306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7233006 >shmup leaderboard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 09:12:14 No.7233170 heroin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:23:59 No.7233439 >>7233006 Shmups.system11.org Restartsyndrome

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:27:09 No.7233458 >>7230436 What are some beginner friendly Bmups? Punisher and what else? And which ones are the most hardcore?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:40:17 No.7233507 >>7233458 Cadash Black Tiger Alundra Any Zelda game

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:44:12 No.7233521 >>7233458 the king of dragons is easy aswell, AvP with pred is only a bit harder on defaults. most hardcore any igs, armored warriors without add on abuse, arcade turtles

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:53:49 No.7233557 >>7233458 oh and sailor moon but its hard because its shit, insert rob posting "cope" "gamer glasses" "seethe"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:55:24 No.7233561 File: 119 KB, 675x900, 1609144098103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get the Capcom beat em up bundle and enjoy it on your switch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 10:56:33 No.7233564 File: 152 KB, 262x394, soy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7233561

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:01:56 No.7233578 File: 186 KB, 700x893, 1609343283871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7233564 t. can't afford a switch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:03:35 No.7233585 File: 12 KB, 114x113, covertsoy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7233578 handhelds are for soys and cringe cunts who can't be mindful and need a social anxiety safety net with MUH GAMEZ!!! addiction at all times. sad fucks.

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:04:32 No.7233587

>>7233458
>most hardcore
IGS games (except KoV1), Battletoads arcade, Warriors of fate, first Denijn makai, probably a few neogeo games etc. Nothing as crazy as a hard shmup 2-all though, except for maybe Turltes in time arcade without the bomb exploit but that game is kusoge.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:05:38 No.7233591 File: 167 KB, 1242x1110, EpmdF1sWwAIRxa8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7233585 get a job sucker or go kick rocks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:06:09 No.7233593 >>7233587 agree with all but warriors of fate? thats not that hard just overly long >>7233591 bernays

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:13:07 No.7233615 >>7233593 it's basically FF but harder and more annoying on resets due to the length.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:16:19 No.7233624 File: 49 KB, 425x398, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7233615 >>7233593 >single player games >hard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:16:59 No.7233628 >>7233624 back to the fgc cuckshed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:19:49 No.7233637 >>7233561 Id rather play on mame

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 11:48:07 No.7233750 >>7233557 it's not even that hard the crowd control mechanics are very simple, most of the difficult is just getting right the first double boss fight.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 13:38:19 No.7234239 >>7233750 yeah its just shite, when the dev can'#t think of ANYTHING other than "lol give it more iframes" it's junk, i still like the game though sort of

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:23:16 No.7234420 Muchi Muchi Pork, Pink Sweets, Saidaioujou, Mushi Futari, and Ibara steam ports never ever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:24:50 No.7234426 >>7234420 J told me pork on mame is more accurate slowdown wise than the port, pank shits and ibara play lovely on mame because yagawa is a better game designer so the games don't rely on or need slowdown.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:35:36 No.7234468 >>7234420 cave is so fucking greedy. didn't they have a kikestarter for ports?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:36:38 No.7234470 >>7234468 greedy? i think the correct term is "unsuccessful"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:39:22 No.7234479 >>7234470 they'd be more successful if their games could be bought for a reasonable price outside of sales. doujin devs do a lot more with less.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:41:10 No.7234491 >>7234479 you sure? they came to steam and flopped harder than brap69 when cream got his tits out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:42:57 No.7234501 >>7234491 didn't they sell mushihimesama for 60$? not to mention dodonpachi which has fucking DLC

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:44:46 No.7234517 >>7234501 yeah and they dropped the gun by letting ccwi come out first... they are shit at business but even on sale they sold fuck all. No one wants this miserable cringe dork pedo shit, just the way it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:47:30 No.7234529 >>7234468 They're just japanese devs that know they have a monopoly on successful niche it's so they can be whatever they fuck they want with them and the fans just eat and table scraps they get up like the ravenous dogs they are

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 14:49:51 No.7234538 >>7234529 its not successful though, they have to stay afloat with phone shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 15:03:46 No.7234595 File: 752 KB, 895x494, 88888888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow espgaluda 1 and 2 SUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 15:07:31 No.7234616 >>7234595 yeah shit tranny games

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 15:11:30 No.7234632 >>7234595 >a cave shmup sucking imagine. my. shock.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 15:13:21 No.7234650 >>7234595 >>7234632 >a shmup sucking as expected of a bankrupt genre

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 15:31:31 No.7234730 File: 109 KB, 435x272, gamerglasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7234650 dead genre dead games dead thread dead leaderboards dead streamers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 16:01:35 No.7234872 File: 102 KB, 450x435, imshmupg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7234730 tfw watching darts worlds enjoy your dead shit for trannies and turbo virgins

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 16:02:46 No.7234880 File: 79 KB, 520x458, copeshed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7234872 >throwing small things at walls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 16:12:03 No.7234918 >>7234872 sounds gay, why not play a real sport like rugby or hockey

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 16:19:45 No.7234957 >>7234872 Sounds painfully middle class english but enjoy!!

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 16:50:03 No.7235093
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>>7233458
2ch bmup difficulty ranking, most accurate i've seen tho some of it is clearly wrong (pulirula is very easy)

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 17:24:42 No.7235278 File: 1.17 MB, 4300x3160, dartrannies worlds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 17:31:03 No.7235309 File: 16 KB, 260x295, trump_just.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7235278 oh no no no no no no

Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 17:32:42 No.7235317

>>7234957
lmfao absolutely no surprise at the sheer level of retardation here..... darts is the most working class british sport there is, it came from pubs ffs.

>>7234918
>>7234957
>sounds!

t. dork cunts who have done NOTHING else other than MUH VIDYA

>>7235278
based peter wright, got knocked out the worlds already though in a shock

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 17:39:44 No.7235343 >>7235093 MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JAPON! shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 17:45:32 No.7235376 >>7235343 maybe you can beat sailor moon now that you got the gamer glasses power up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 17:48:51 No.7235394 >>7235093 Combatribes is beyond S,that shit isn't clearable on defautls. There are too many differences depending on characters to take the list too seriously as is, and stuff like DD crew isn't harder than most Capcom games it's just a dumb bakage.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:11:40 No.7235486 >>7235394 >Combatribes is beyond S,that shit isn't clearable on defautls. most of the "hard" bmups are just hard because they're trash, like turtles in time and king of the monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:17:38 No.7235518 >>7235317 >t. dork cunts who have done NOTHING else other than MUH VIDYA t. seething incel faking an illness and collecting the dole while telling others "girls stink!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:44:27 No.7235630 >>7235518 emotional.... gamers always go full defense when exposed. You've done NOTHING other than shitty vidya have you? scared to ever be a beginner again and reinvent yourself...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:45:29 No.7235635 >>7235394 ooof robs precious japs btfo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:45:33 No.7235637 >>7235630 Projection.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:47:26 No.7235647 I actually feel like refraining from posting in there threads because every time they are about discord drama and like 80% of the threads gets pruned and everybody mass-banned.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:47:55 No.7235650 >>7235637 FACTS. thats why you GAYmers always go full negative at anyone who does anything different... cus you're all one trick pussy wankers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 18:50:40 No.7235661 File: 30 KB, 720x558, ceerogan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7235647 >and everybody mass-banned. tfw dynamic ip

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:00:30 No.7235708 >>7235650 >high scores in guwange and batrider >posts in /vroom/ and /shmupg/ daily >gamer glasses You're a gaymer brah, accept it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:06:23 No.7235734 >>7235630 >You've done NOTHING other than shitty vidya have you? t. 36 year old man with no job, no education, and no wife, who clings to old shmup scores and speed racing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:07:25 No.7235737 >>7235708 nope im just someone who plays games occasionally, its not my identity and as stated ive done a LOT in life in all kinds of fields and now reinventing in darts meanwhilst this scene full of 30+ collecting toys and games since 7.....

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:09:28 No.7235752 >>7235737 I just got my wife pregnant and got a promotion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:12:56 No.7235765 >>7235737 here's a hint for you, actions mean more than words. games are clearly all you have, no matter what you say.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:15:00 No.7235784 >>7235765 >>7235734 ceething gamers who are clueless. ive done more than you EVER will gamertards

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:20:42 No.7235815 >>7235784 you've certainly done things i'll never do, such as buying gamer glasses, being on the dole, or being an incel because girls are stinky ;-)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:22:13 No.7235826 >>7235815 see? you know nothing and have nothing to say because its all true you're a gamer shut in dork cunt who can't even grasp basic concepts lmfao, can't even wrap his tranny mind around objectivity.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:23:30 No.7235832 >>7235826 mad neet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:25:59 No.7235854 File: 3.28 MB, 640x360, ceetroof.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7235832 if you say so lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:27:20 No.7235865 >>7235854 you wouldn't be raging if you weren't upset... i must have hit the nail on the head put down the controller. improve yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:33:09 No.7235901 File: 117 KB, 1440x1080, 1598857356516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7235784 the illness is fake

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:44:02 No.7235948 sdoj exa is just a shared hallucination

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:47:53 No.7235965 >>7235948 >japanese arcades order sdoj exa >the same arcades instantly go out of business really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 19:51:30 No.7235978 >>7235865 >when the emotional gaymer tranny tries reverse psych nah u flopped senpai, back to gaming. >>7235901 like addiction.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 20:09:22 No.7236029 File: 169 KB, 580x469, image_2020-12-31_010843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's over lads, even askagi has given up the shmup dream and thinking of cee all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 20:34:13 No.7236124 Not my problem you have no life and no girl and NO skills

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 20:41:18 No.7236159 >>7236029 i still play shmups lol >>7235978 not me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 20:45:37 No.7236179 >>7235647 no one gets banned/pruned, that's the problem

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 21:17:00 No.7236294 >>7236179 Retardo gets banned often for lying about his shmup achievements and raging at rpgs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 30, 2020 22:10:57 No.7236559 >>7236294 >7000 hours of practice > 2-all entire strikers trilogy Yet sucks dick at daioh after 6 months of practice. Wish he would remove himself from our discord.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 00:02:16 No.7237084 Playan dfk bl arrange

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 00:07:18 No.7237109 >>7237084 the only game mode worth playing imo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 01:29:36 No.7237329 Mecha Ritz is so cool...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 01:42:29 No.7237359 >>7237329 not really...its a shmup

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 01:46:32 No.7237369 >>7237359 Shut it dweeb

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 01:54:15 No.7237382 >>7229950 ZeroRanger is a great first shmup, very beginner-friendly but is also fun to dive into to master scoring, while also having really good presentation

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 01:59:24 No.7237393 >>7237359 that's true I forgot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 02:46:41 No.7237469 You still playing racing games, cee?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 03:01:57 No.7237494

>>7237382
I just beat my first run today, it took 6 hours of play to get the normal ending. I actually tried to refund the game after 30 minutes of getting BTFO in the first level. I thought "what the hell am I doing, shmups are impossible" but after a break came back to it and got really focused on calm, deliberate, defensive play, and slowly unlocked one level after another. I cancelled my refund request and am so glad I did, it was pretty thrilling feeling that sense of progress as I learned patterns and strategies for the levels and bosses.
I still suck and certainly am nowhere close to a 1cc (I can't even get through a single level without using a continue or three), but I'm going to keep working on this game until I get the real ending (and yes, I know about the save gimmick at the end, I accept it).

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 03:23:36 No.7237523 >>7237469 havent been able to last few days but yeah i'd started dabbling with rollcage pc version >>7236179 i do regularly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 03:52:52 No.7237590 >>7237523 cool hope you're doing all right all banter aside

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 03:56:00 No.7237596 >>7237590 not really but thank you anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:01:41 No.7237613 What happened with gus and mark? do they got a feud or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:03:28 No.7237616 >>7237613 no they don't. people just got tired of all the spam and shitposting on mark's discord so they started posting on gus'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:13:00 No.7237632 >>7237616 but its dead so that can't be right

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:20:00 No.7237639 >>7237632 better dead than a bunch of seal spam desu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:25:37 No.7237648 What's the secret to getting good at shmups?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:40:36 No.7237663

because he is a failure in life, so his feelins of inadequancy spill over into video games, and rather about having fun, shmups and scoring became a way to "succeed" in something, so the ''skill based'' loser can only play meme hard games like Cave bullet hells or boring boomer shmups

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:43:26 No.7237670 File: 4.00 MB, 320x180, c2a0eaa8157710155d927460030db728c9681e7155c0482cf4c1c0df8053dcd0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7237648 copying replays

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 04:50:10 No.7237674 >>7237648 if you play, you lose if you don't, you win

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 06:25:18 No.7237801 For me it's dodonpachi autobomber edition

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 06:44:14 No.7237839 >>7237801 post your replay

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 09:24:13 No.7238121 >>7237616 Fake news. Gus's is even deader than Mark's.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 09:54:57 No.7238179 >>7237648 Just fly around the bullets! Duh!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 11:06:36 No.7238380 >>7237663 this is it shmuping is the biggest fucking cope ever

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 11:11:29 No.7238396 >>7238380 meanwhile, you're not good at anything, not even videogames, so you only play RPGs. sad!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 11:14:03 No.7238402 >>7237663 pin this tweet right now

Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 11:35:50 No.7238467

>>7237632
>>7237639
>>7238121
oh you mean super strict rules that are refined shmup talk only don't work out long term? well who woulda thunk!

>>7238396
both groups are as bad as each other, yeah us guys are more skillful and harder working but ultimately the addiction loop and the hedonism and the wanky culture are basically identical. Shmupbutts and jarpigs war for the same reason england and germany do, we have more in common than not.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 11:39:45 No.7238482 File: 266 KB, 625x469, enhanced-buzz-7078-1390322818-38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so what's everyone doing fae new year?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 11:40:17 No.7238484 >>7238467 >shmups shmups shmups quit your blabbering and move on

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:05:17 No.7238560 >>7238484 https://youtu.be/SxSQ-oR9uYM

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:05:35 No.7238561 File: 104 KB, 800x600, Asherons-call-snow-monster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7238482 I'm cooking a big dinner while the gf is at work then we're taking it over to another couple's house to eat and play some board games.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:17:41 No.7238587 >>7238482 Seething, coping, and collecting dole

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:18:48 No.7238590 File: 477 KB, 649x509, image_2020-12-31_171815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7238561 what board games? better not be tranny y onions

Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:23:17 No.7238604

>>7238590
>tranny
no the women are female (female) and my friend and I are male (male)
>what games
Since there are two women we can't sperg out on games that require strategy, planning, or a long time like BSG, Terraforming Mars, etc. So Carcassonne, maybe Catan, then they'll probably want to do some creative social "write something on a piece of paper" game like Things.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:26:25 No.7238615 >>7238604 wtf are these games? wheres the classics? cluedo, trivial pursuit, monopoly etc?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:32:05 No.7238631 >>7238615 Disgusting pleb

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:36:46 No.7238651 >>7238615 Board games have come a long way, the classics have a place but the mechanics are really outdated (especially in the case of Monopoly). Live in the now, things are better.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:44:36 No.7238682

Just heard Apollo legend commited suicide after getting cucked by billy mitchell

>>7238651
yeah i tell you a classic we whip out here, spyring

ever heard of it? its a 60s games espionage kinda like a more advanced cluedo where you have a spy piece and a communitcations piece at your embassy, pretty nice.

>>7238631
yeah i keep it basic on board games ngl

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:55:06 No.7238719 is it an aqy thread lads?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 12:56:36 No.7238721 File: 34 KB, 193x296, image_2020-12-31_175644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is it an aqy thread lads?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 13:00:25 No.7238741 >>7238615 fuck clue and monopoly literally the jarpigs of the board game world

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 13:02:40 No.7238750 >>7238741 Clue is still a good game, Monopoly is just awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 13:03:37 No.7238756 >>7238750 clue is alright mechanically aside from having to roll to move around the board literally a random chance whether you get to play or not during that turn

Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 13:08:10 No.7238787

>>7238756
Intermittent rewards make activities far more compelling. It would be more logical to remove the dice and just let players freely move wherever they please, but that would also make it less exciting/addictive because there's no hoping for a big win with the dice. Don't blame me, that's just how our brains work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 13:09:16 No.7238794 >>7238482 sheltering in place and going to bed at a reasonable hour

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 13:10:00 No.7238801 >>7238787 nah I get it but there's far better systems to put in place of a roll to move system action points ala Pandemic would work perfectly with clue style games

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 14:44:17 No.7239257 Dungeons and dragons, now that's a real board game.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 14:50:52 No.7239286 >>7238750 if you like clue check spyring >>7238741 cmon mate monopoly is great, i dont play to win though, i play to see who the psychopathic cunt of the family is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 14:54:28 No.7239308 File: 536 KB, 726x620, image_2020-12-31_195434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >spyring Patrician choice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 14:57:43 No.7239321 >>7239257 >newfag to tabletop rpg >thought I was going to hate d&d because generic gay elf >had a blast with it wtf bros...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 15:00:20 No.7239327 File: 6 KB, 192x92, image_2020-12-31_200028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7239321 thats how it starts brah.........

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 15:16:17 No.7239391 >>7239327 liking garegga makes me more concered about it desu...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 15:25:35 No.7239418 >>7239286 nah dude monopoly is a slog and no one plays the right way, not like the right rules make it any better

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 15:32:59 No.7239448 >>7239286 >>7239286 >i dont play to win Loser cope

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 17:39:14 No.7240007 mork gave up on guwange, cee wins again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 18:17:12 No.7240152 >>7240007 lmfaooo is this true?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 18:30:42 No.7240213 File: 23 KB, 350x301, shocking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >with save states mark has 9 million going into last stage guwange but guise i thought it was easy chain and all cat milk!!?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 18:48:57 No.7240290 File: 34 KB, 2000x2000, 64fa9b4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best starter shmups?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 19:49:19 No.7240578 >>7240152 Begging ytk to change his game to poojin unlimited 3

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 20:20:24 No.7240685 >>7240152 yes he wasn't even playing the same char any way >>7240213 think he was just learning survival for that live demonstration

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 31, 2020 20:22:53 No.7240698 he was saying there was no slowdown on the 360 version

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