/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7187090]

Sonic was never good, retro enthusiasts never praise sonic but rather Mario, DKC, and other platformers. Sonic is only loved by mainstream normies who want street cred and people who grew up on it and have nostalgia. Most game designers objectively say that this game is flawed in its conception and execution. I think it's time to accept that this series always sucked.

[Anonymous No.7187096]

I fully agree. Alex Kidd was way better and Sonic should have never been created

[Anonymous No.7187107]

>normies
eat shit normal fag nigger reddit zoomer cringe

[Anonymous No.7187110]

They're good games. Not 9/10's though. Gtfo

[Anonymous No.7187112]

It is time for you nintendrones to accept that Sonic showcased precisely what the shit SNES could never do, making it obsolete before it even got out the door. We understand you're jealous, as there is nothing actually worth playing on the shit SNES, unlike the far superior Mega Drive, but posts like this say far more about your lack of taste than the quality of the games themselves. You wish you had a game as decent as any of the Sonic games, but alas, the shit SNES and it's underperformant, garbage hardware was simply not capable of delivering that, so instead, you must spend your time desperately trying to convince yourself Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, the same 5 titles you people are constantly droning about, are good, when all the rest of us can see just how poor they are. Sad.

[Anonymous No.7187117]

If only your shit SNES hadn't been so hampered with an 8-bit processor running at a pathetic 2 mhz, perhaps you could have had good games to play.

[Anonymous No.7187126]

Pathetic, but also funny, how, despite coming out a full 2 years after the Mega Drive, and being far more expensive, the shit SNES still was constantly being one-upped by it.

[Anonymous No.7187127]

>>7187126
>>7187107
>>7187112
>>7187117
Do you see? It's quite sad that whenever you insult some man child's precious Sonic games they immediately resort to shit flinging and talking about some SNES boogeyman no one brought up, and yet they say we're jealous

[Anonymous No.7187130]

Ah yes, those accredited retro enthusiasts.

[Anonymous No.7187138]

Muffled, lifeless audio. Low resolution. Lots of slowdowns. Lack of enemy AI, general lack of action. These flaws are common and endemic to shit SNES games, and are easily avoided by playing far superior Mega Drive games instead, yet you nintendrones insist on your flawed and shit SNES, quite pitiful.

[Anonymous No.7187139]

>>7187090
>Most game designers objectively say that this game is flawed in its conception and execution.
Most game designers are faggots with their head so far up their own ass.

[Anonymous No.7187152]

>>7187127
You nintendrones are the sad and pitiable ones, so incredibly insecure in your choice of console, that you must always go out of your way to attack others, it is an ironic situation, as the SNES is objectively shit when compared to the older and cheaper Mega Drive, and even has many disadvantages when compared to other even older 16-bit hardware, such as the PC Engine and Amiga. Perhaps if you stopped sucking Nintendo's dick you could wake up and play some real 16-bit games, unfortunately that doesn't seem likely.

[Anonymous No.7187154]

>>7187152
Upset you never got to play megaman X?

[Anonymous No.7187165]

>>7187154
Mega Man X was a joke of a game, constantly slowing down, with shitty and whiny music that, it has been shown countless times, is FAR improved when ported to the superior Mega Drive, it's a shame, as the game clearly had potential to be great, had it only been released for a good 16-bit console like the Mega Drive, instead of the shit SNES which was thoroughly technically incapable of doing it justice.

[Anonymous No.7187169]

>>7187165
Mad you got the worst version of aladdin huh?

[Anonymous No.7187182]

>>7187169
The extent of nintendrone delusion never ceases to amaze me. Next you'll be trying to brag about your shit SNES versions of Contra or Castlevania. What a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.7187194]

>>7187182
pffft. Sure, i'm going to go play secret of mana, you can play uh ecco the dolphin lmao

[Anonymous No.7187206]

>>7187194
Imagine unironically thinking Secret of Mana's laggy combat and shit AI are good. Nintendrone delusion. I suppose when all you have is the shit SNES, one must try to make the best of it.

[Anonymous No.7187213]

>>7187127
I said eat shit normal fag nigger reddit zoomer cringe

[Anonymous No.7187215]

I played through all the Genesis Sonic games for the first time recently and you couldn't be more wrong.

[Anonymous No.7187227]

>>7187112
>>7187117
>>7187126
>>7187138
>>7187152
>>7187165
>>7187182
Mental illness

[Anonymous No.7187260]

>Sonic was never good
Stopped reading right there

[Anonymous No.7187264]

>>7187227
cope sneslet

[Anonymous No.7187273]

>>7187090
Nice assumptions anon. DKC is mediocre at best.

[Anonymous No.7187281]

>>7187264
I don't need to cope, I play everything

[Anonymous No.7187292]

Sonic is better than Mario which is for gaybies, Sonic is for kids with an actual brain. DKC isn't even a question. Nintendorks btfo.

[Anonymous No.7187306]

>>7187090
>people who grew up on it and have nostalgia
so retro game enthusiasts.

[Anonymous No.7187348]

Fucking yawn. The board is getting hit up by a same fag pretty badly this evening. Two Alex Kidd threads that are just fuck Sonic threads please this. Mods, do something.

[Anonymous No.7187363]

>>7187165
Alien Soldier's soundtrack with nothing but 15 second loops of riffs with no musical rhyme or reason is better? Kek

[Anonymous No.7187368]

>>7187107
This. I never call out this red flag because i'm lazy but when you fags say this we all know you're cancer.

[Anonymous No.7187369]

>>7187090
>most game designers
Source, shitty YouTube essays don't count as proper sources.

[Anonymous No.7187372]

>>7187348
>this evening
it's all the time