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So will Erin be with Mike forever or could she be my waifu someday?

>> No.7180725
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I know that feel.

>> No.7180732

This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

>> No.7180740
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Erin originally wanted to be with James, but since James is already taken, she went with his sidekick. As soon as Mike gets fired from Screenwave, it's over for him.
Also, Joe is that you?

>> No.7180742

>>7180719
I bet her pussy stinks.

>> No.7180743

>>7180719
e-celebs are not /vr/ material

>> No.7180745

They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run

>> No.7180748
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7180748

Imagine having to let your bosses e-pimp your gf because that's really all she wants from the relationship with you

>> No.7180756

>>7180743
the rules already changed months ago, get over it already, youtube is now retro.

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>>7180740
>>7180748
Gabooga! Gurg like video game lady sexy legs

>> No.7180816

Anybody can be your waifu if you're a handsome and persuasive enough scumbag

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>>7180719
Didn’t pic related from Game Sack simped on her?

>> No.7180826

>>7180816
>PUA bullshit
I fell for that and lost a lot of money and time, fuck you.

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>>7180719
She has the same name as my sister. And if you give her dark brown hair instead, she looks like her too.

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>>7180809

>> No.7180867

>>7180850
Wow, joe went crazy once he found out Erin started riding Mike.

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>>7180867

>> No.7180876

>>7180867
>Hey Little Mikey I just shoved a Dreamcast VMU up my ass. How do you like that?

>> No.7180926

simps really need to off themselves in minecraft

>> No.7180945

This whole Erin simping shit really ruined Game sack and Joe for me.
I thought it was all just some schizoid fanfics from someone here, but it turned out to be all too real.

>> No.7180967

>>7180740
This is not How but when you say James do you mean James Rolfe?

>> No.7180972

>>7180743
The are vr related e-celebs you fucking incel.

>> No.7180981

>>7180719
She has pointy elbows, ew overrated tbqh

>> No.7180989

>>7180816
I swear myself
to you my dark master.

>> No.7181009

Screenwave please notice me.

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>>7180719
I liked Claire more. If a woman can cook, she's a keeper.
Don't >> me

>> No.7181058

>>7181051
Not too pretty face-wise, but she was at least not an e-celeb thot, so less chances of getting cucked with her.
Anyway, she ended up dumping Mike (which led to Mike streaming drunk like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obvHYtBJajI
Sadly that's all that was saved from that stream. He passed out at the end, apparently.

>> No.7181186

Ryan gets all the hottest bitches. All the other Screenwave guys just get the leftovers.

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>>7181186
James is the only one that gets actual female fan attention, but yeah Ryan probably can fuck the most expensive VIP escorts.

>> No.7181221

>>7181058
Thank you so much this enriched my life.

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>>7181051
She probably made better mac and cheese than Erin, actually from scratch. And if she had any geeky sort of interests they were at least genuine instead of posturing for clicks.

>> No.7181240

>>7181192
>but yeah Ryan probably can fuck the most expensive VIP escorts.
Please be true.

>> No.7181243

rent free (rent free)

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>>7181240
>Charge it!

>> No.7181269

>>7180967
Yep. Erin used to simp hard for James, JonTron and some other retro ecelebs before she hooked Mike. Joe was too low tier of an ecelebs and too old/ugly for her but Joe simped for her anyway

>> No.7181275

>>7181240
Ryan is a millionaire so yeah

>> No.7181278

>>7181269
I remember Erin's fangirl posts for James, lol. I wonder if that bothers Mike, if he remembers it.
I also remember another e-girl who was a James fangirl, Supanintendo Girl I think, a busty chubby blonde.

>> No.7181285

Erin is obviously a size queen, so you need at least 10 inches length to even attempt to get anywhere near the panties she took off last night

>> No.7181295

>>7181285
Then why is she with Mike? He faked his size by doing a camera trick on the pic.
Nah, Erin is a status queen. She couldn't get James, so she went for the guy who was available but still close to James.

>> No.7181624

>>7181295
Did you guys ever consider that they're a lot a like and that's why they're together? "Opposites attract" is almost always bullshit in real life, you know.
I'm happy for them. Mike is based even when he's cringey.

>> No.7181639

>>7180945
Do you have a QRD on her regarding Gamesack and Joe?

>> No.7181648

>>7181639
>>7180740

>> No.7181651

>>7181624
They're similar, that's true, I imagine Mike would also be a gold digger whore if he was a woman. Both also look similar physically, when you see a pic of both together they kind of have a similar face, it's creepy.
Mike is based only in certain topics, he's mostly right when he talks about how companies handle franchises and how most of it is shit and how modern stuff sucks, it sounds like "old man yells at cloud" but he's completely right and based when he gets opinionated on those subjects. Most everything else he's cringe and not based.

>> No.7181657

>>7181651
>I imagine Mike would also be a gold digger whore if he was a woman
Anon, all women are gold-digger whores because they're not as smart or as strong, so they need protection. All that matter is to what degree of a gold-digger are they.

>Both also look similar physically, when you see a pic of both together they kind of have a similar face, it's creepy.
I get that vibe too; they look like brother and sister. Still happy for them.

>Mike is based only in certain topics, he's mostly right when he talks about how companies handle franchises and how most of it is shit and how modern stuff sucks, it sounds like "old man yells at cloud" but he's completely right and based when he gets opinionated on those subjects. Most everything else he's cringe and not based.

Fair enough. He still gets a pass from me overall. Not sure if he's the kind of guy I could be friends with, but who knows.

>> No.7181689

>>7180740
Imagine calling people obsessed when you spend a ton of time browsing that subreddit and then feel the need to write a comment that's six paragraphs long.

>> No.7181703

>>7181689
It's funny as fuck, I can imagine Joe going "fuck yeah I'm owning these nerds" as he was typing that shit out. He probably didn't read through it before hitting submit.

>> No.7181750

>>7181689
That subreddit?

>> No.7181751

Op here. Can't believe this thread is turning out so based

>> No.7181787

>>7181751
>based
That's not how you spell zoom

>> No.7181794

>>7181787
get over it grandpa, youtube is retro

>> No.7181798

>>7180719 >>>/b/

>> No.7182001
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>>7180719
First of all, ya'll are pretty amusing. Actually I think the better word might be "obsessed". You claim to not like Erin but you're going through each and every one of her videos, making DETAILED notes about them? Why? If you truly did not like her, you wouldn't give her any of your time. I mean I don't watch channels I don't enjoy, I have better things to do with my time. You see I am sane. I probably haven't even seen 85% of Erin's videos, but you clearly have and you scour the comments on each of them? Why, exactly? There is no sane answer for this other than that you're obsessed with the idea she exists. I'm sure you watch her newest videos right as soon as you possibly can. You complain about her legs. Again, why? All I know is that if anyone comments "FIRST!" on her videos, you were likely already there even before that. You love her. She will never escape your thoughts. Nor will Mike.

I quite literally think Erin and Mike are as close to the perfect couple as you can get. They have so much in common it's amazing. Especially the love for Disney things. They've been living together for over a year now and that wasn't the begging of their relationship. If you don't like that they're a couple, well then that's your problem, nobody else's. Why would you be upset that two people are legitimately happy? Why would you go out of your way to try to bitch and moan about every little thing they do?

>> No.7182004

>>7182001
this reads like a new pasta^

>> No.7182009

>>7182001
>You love her. She will never escape your thoughts. Nor will Mike.
lol ok sure.

>I quite literally think Erin and Mike are as close to the perfect couple as you can get. They have so much in common it's amazing.
I sincerely hope they stay together too and make lots of future gamers.

>> No.7182026

Im shocked mike has not impregnated her yet.

>> No.7182028

>>7180748

That was actually mike that sent notification for erins video

>> No.7182032

>>7182001
>I quite literally think Erin and Mike are as close to the perfect couple as you can get.
Err, great.

Why does anyone give a shit who Mike the hack Matei is dating?

>> No.7182036

>>7181223
Mike has money he can afford to buy Erin mcdonalds plus erin is cuter then the other girl

>> No.7182038

>>7180719
Sorry, don't wanna see people under 30 play /vr/ games.

>> No.7182042

>>7182036
>Mike has money he can afford to buy Erin mcdonalds
I doubt he's got enough cash to buy McDonald's.
/t. hates modern slang

>> No.7182056

>>7180945
LoL in the mike and James video of wheel of fortune they they claim the computer player is Joe from game sack.

>> No.7182068

>>7181192

James looked like such a Chad back then

>> No.7182070

>>7182042

Mike made more money off of cinemassacre then James did

>> No.7182083

>>7182070
Look, I don't have much against either of them, but they're as flawed as as of us in this world. What I mean is, James took over 300K (or more) in donations meant for a film that looks like it was made for free. He pocket a ton of that for his family, though can't say I blame him totally, even if I don't condone him. He also makes hundreds of thousands a year between his own (Screenwave's) site's hosting of his AVGN videos and on youtube.
They're all making out like bandits. Good for them.

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For me? It's Cannot Be Tamed

>> No.7182120

>>7182092
Her content doesn't seem that interesting but at least she doesn't seem to be just pretending to be interested.

>> No.7182127

>>7182083

I m sure James movie cost more then you would think to make

I m also sure he used part of the 300k on a down payment for a house.

If you thinknthe movie looks like it was made for free you must not own a car.

Just driving from new jersey to Arizona to film cost money plus hotels and food and props.

Even the shitty van in the movie cost them a few thousand but they sold it after the film.

>> No.7182130

>>7182127
To be fair I gave up on his graft vehicle non-movie a half hour in and I pirated it and I still want my money back.

>> No.7182140

>>7182130

Well besides the shitty alien part the ending was ruined.

James wife changed the ending of the script and put a scene were a black guy kisses a white girl.

I enjoy low budget 80's film so the movie did cost more to make then you would think but James ruined the movie by letting his wife change parts in the movie she didnt like.

>> No.7182142

>>7182127
>you thinknthe movie looks like it was made for free you must not own a car.
I own a Toyota and think it was made on a fraction of the budget.

It looked like everything was done on one take so they could save even more money.

>> No.7182150

>>7182142
>I own a Toyota and think it was made on a fraction of the budget.
>It looked like everything was done on one take so they could save even more money.
Basically this.
>>7182140
Yes, it is a known fact that his wife destroyed what little edge he had. She must pack a mean strap on.

>> No.7182152

>>7182142
I sont think the movie cost 300k

But if you thinking cost under 100k to make you never seen the movie or your retarded.

How much you think hotels rooms cost to rent?

How much you think buying junk vehicles for filming cost?


How much do you thinking cost to order meals and drinks for the set?


Watch the movie and give me a number

Plus im sure they had to pay a few of the actors

Plus they had to make props and buying stuff for that is not free

>> No.7182159

>>7182150
His wife wrote the scene where the black guy gets the girl instead of the nerd killing a sequel in the process and not providing a happy ending.

>> No.7182162

>>7182152
you

don't

need

to

make

so many

spaces

Also you're being a retard. James got that fake movie made for 10 grand tops.

>> No.7182169

>>7182162
Just the piece of shit white van in the movie cost them 2000-3000

Driving to from new jersey to Arizona to Los Angeles and stopping at multiple dinners and restaurants and hotels cost 5000 alone.

Why do you seem to think gas for cars,food and hotels to sleep in are for free?

>> No.7182175

>>7182169
>Just the piece of shit white van in the movie cost them 2000-3000
If that's true, anon, then James is a sub-mongoloid idiot. I can get 20 vans like that tomorrow in my city for that money, easily.

>Driving to from new jersey to Arizona to Los Angeles a
Why the fuck would they do that? More idiocy on his part.
His stupid movie could have been half made in his split level home.

>> No.7182176

>>7182169
>Why do you seem to think gas for cars,food and hotels to sleep in are for free?
You know why he thinks that.

>> No.7182182

>>7182152
I've lived in hotels. They're cheap if you don't mind bed bugs.

>How much you think buying junk vehicles for filming cost? Plus im sure they had to pay a few of the actors
Fans probably donated him heaps of free shit. Like janny those extras did it for free. I don't know who the fuck any of the actors were. Couldn't have cost much.

>How much do you thinking cost to order meals and drinks for the set?
He wouldn't have had 5 star catering. Probably ordered dominoes. Remember James has only ever made budget films and will prostitute his character to make a buck. He wouldn't stray from this mindset.

>> No.7182184

>>7182162
Did you even watch the movie how much do you think the fake guns cost?

Why Don you think every things free from food to gas to hotels?

How much do you thinking cost them to pay for buses to shuttle people into the dessert on the filming location.

Do people give you food for free everyday pay for your grocerys?

>> No.7182192

>>7182182


How much do you think 20 dominos pizzas and 10 bottles of coke a day cost to feed the crew for two weeks of filming?

>> No.7182196

>>7182175

You didnt see the movie did yiu

You seemed tonhace no idea it wasnt filmed in new jersey or philidelphia

That it was filmed in the dessert

Your just a lier and hater

>> No.7182197

>>7182192
This wasn't Kickassia man

>> No.7182198

>>7182184
>how much do you think the fake guns cost?
Again, more idiocy. James shouldn't have tried to get real guns, if that's what you're telling me. Yes, Hollywood production use real guns that have been either rendered inert in some fashion or are simply loaded with blanks. And they're costly. A smart filmmaker (not James) would dummy them up best they could visually and then add convincing "gun sounds".

>Why Don you think every things free from food to gas to hotels?
He wasn't casting anyone expensive-and guess what? Everyone eats every damn day, anon. You're not seeming to understand that his movie, production and all, was a joke. A scam even. It didn't have the care and detail you're projecting.

>> No.7182201

>>7182196
You must be 18 years old to post here. You are breaking the law by posting here. Now leave.

>> No.7182203

>>7182182

How much is cheap for you?

just a hotel room for everyone in the world but you is 80-120 a night

So 14 days of filming just for James and his wife thats 1,400 plus jakes and his wife went to Los Angeles for a week after filing so that cost even more money.

>> No.7182206

>>7181223
Mike is 40 isn't he how old is Erin?

>> No.7182207

>>7182201

He didnt see the movie he thinks if your James rolfe dominos gives you free pizza and hotels are free and yiu get magical cars that Dont need gas

>> No.7182212

>>7182201

The guy posting never seen the movie he lied he didnt even know it was filmed in the dessert he thought it was filmed in James house.

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>>7181624
>Mike is based

>> No.7182216

James should have made something on par with Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, but instead he made a truly bad movie, not even so bad it's good, but just mind-numbingly boring and infuriatingly dumb in every way imaginable.
Bad casting, bad acting, bad sets, bad line delivery, bad jokes, bad lighting, boring story, sad special effects;etc, just an all-around mockery of story-telling.
Odd how someone who made such nice videos on classic movie monsters and many other things blew his one chance to make a real feature length film.

>> No.7182219

So you guys prefer the NES version of Kirby's adventure or the GBA remake? I know a friend who grew up with the GBA version and says he prefers it. But I think it plays and sounds worse. They butchered the final boss theme on the GBA

>> No.7182220

>>7182207
>>7182212
18+

>> No.7182223

>>7182219
I've never played a Kirby game in my life, not for real anyway. Played one on a bootleg cart for few minutes, thought it was stupid.
It's obviously made for babies that need their mom's, but they're off whoring.

>> No.7182226

>>7182216
Have you ever seen the movie hell comes to frogtown?

It looks like he was inspired by hell comes to frog town

https://youtu.be/G7ouC--Yr2E

>> No.7182229

>>7182220
Your the guy who lies

You never seen the movie you didnt even know there was a dessert in the movie

>> No.7182232

>>7182229
>You never seen the movie you didnt even know there was a dessert in the movie
Was it a sundae or a banana split?

>> No.7182234

>>7182216

Shit doesn't turn to gold by being exposed to it, unfortunately.

>> No.7182235

>>7182223
Should go back and replay some of them. Adventure has a hard mode that halves your HP and every game in the series past the first usually has some extra final boss tucked away that's either more of a challenge or a great spectacle.
Cone to think of it, the first Kirby game has a hard mode second playthrough as well.

>> No.7182237

>>7182234
Truth.
R.I.P. AVGN 2006-2011. Those five years were magical and I won't forget them.

>> No.7182238

Hetes the AVGN trailer for the guy who never seen the movie

I guess he thinks you can rent a hummer and travel to New Mexico for free.

https://youtu.be/4tfsQMoAg80

>> No.7182239

>>7182237

The most recent crash test dummies episode is extremely funny

>> No.7182240

>>7182206
She's 32.

>> No.7182241

>>7182226
Looks great, I can't wait for my friend Rich Evans to see this one.

>> No.7182242

>>7182238
^this anon owns a Supa Nintendowl

>> No.7182243

>>7182239
ahdoubtit.jpg
Starting to think that like Samson, James is losing his touch with the loss of his hair.

>> No.7182248

>>7182203
$150 dollars a week for a shitty 1 bedroom with shared facilities

>just an all-around mockery of story-telling. Odd how someone who made such nice videos on classic movie monsters and many other things blew his one chance to make a real feature length film.
Story was unbelievably bad. You can tell James didn't have anyone read over his script, once again to save money.

>> No.7182250

>>7182216

James couldn't even explain to this wife that in classic cinema tradition the Hero gets the girl at the end of the movie leaving audiences happy and satisfied.

James wife really wanted a interracial kiss scene in the movie.

>> No.7182253

>>7182248
What state do you live in where you can rent a hotel for $150 a week

Actually give me a kink tonthe hotel that dies one week rentals for $150 I m moving in.

Where I live a hotel room is $120-150 a night

>> No.7182254

>>7182248
What's shared facilities is that the swimming pool?

Like the hotels swimming pool?

>> No.7182257

>>7182248
Post link to the hotel that's a $150 a week please

I want to move there does that 150 a week include free HBO and porn channels?

>> No.7182260

>>7182248
Link to hotels please

$150 a week for a hotel room is cheaper then my rent and utilitys

>> No.7182264

>>7180719
I want to marry her too. Does anyone know if she likes men with small pp?

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>>7182253
>>7182254
>>7182257
Bathroom was shared.

>Where I live a hotel room is $120-150 a night
I went around asking at every pub how much accommodation was for the week.

>> No.7182296

So if I can never be with the real Erin Plays, how do I meet perfect girls like her..