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For those of you that either dislike or don't care about shmup, why is that the case? Let's get some myths and excuses out of the way first, just in case:
>shmups are too hard
Some can be, but others are very easy, either because of being easy on the easiest settings, or because they're straight up easy. And besides, many can be played either through emulation or ports that have infinite continues and no checkpoints, so if difficulty is an issue even still, you can resort to credit feeding; the challenge then becomes how many coins you'll need, yet you'll always be able to reach the end.
>shmups are very samey
This doesn't explain why you don't like a single one. Surely, if this was the only issue, you could be a fan of one that you come back to here and there, then disregard the others as samey then.
>shmups are too short
This is not a problem for other short, popular games that aren't shmups.
>shmups don't have RPG elements
Even though most don't, many have cutscenes and a structure with progression systems if that's your thing. It's a vast genre after all. And once again, this is not a problem for other popular non-shmups that lack RPG elements.
>shmups rely on memorization too much
If this is an issue for you, there are plenty of them that don't rely on this, such as the more reactable bullet hell games (despite the name, once again, some can be very easy) or the more randomized shmups out there. And, to reiterate, this doesn't stop other non-shmups that have memorization elements from being popular.

It's OK to dislike them, but it's also time you were honest as to why you dismiss shmups. What's your LEGIT reason for doing so?

>> No.7172078
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ummm sweety, no one is reading that wall of text.
main thread not going well?

>> No.7172090
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>>7172038
Didn't read, was too busy playing JRPGs.

>> No.7172094

>>7172038
TL;DR
I like jrpgs not shmups

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>>7172090
would you play a shmup with gratuitous panty shots and BOOTAs?

be honest. post evidence and replays.

>> No.7172097
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>>7172095
Sure if it had a bunch of RPG elements.

>> No.7172105

>>7172095
Now this is some I could play with

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No not again!
Why don't they like what I like?! WHY?!

Bastards don't know the excitement of routing auto-scrolling games!!!!!!!!!! They excitement of doing the same route 10000 times in a row!!!!!!

>>7172094
Shmups can be fully memorized!!! YOU FOOL! YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU"RE MISSING. I'VE BEEN DOING THE SAME ROUTE IN GRADIUS FOR YEARS!!!!!!! THE SAME WAY EVERY DAY!!!

WHAT A RUSH!!!
>>7172095
No not female boota! This is a daddy shmup thread!!

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>>7172097
>Sure if it had a bunch of RPG elements.
>>7172095
>would you play a shmup with gratuitous panty shots and BOOTAs?
>>7172094
>I like jrpgs not shmups
>>7172090
>was too busy playing JRPGs.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!

>> No.7172164

>>7172115
>I'VE BEEN DOING THE SAME ROUTE IN GRADIUS FOR YEARS!!!!!!! THE SAME WAY EVERY DAY!!!
sadly this isn't even a joke

>> No.7172168

>>7172164
Meanwhile you can play some RPGs countless times and have a lot of replay value due to the branching stories and secrets.

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he went from posting walls of text on discord to walls of text on /vr/

>> No.7172179

wait a sec is this the /vg/ kid who says jarpig every sentence and thought assassins were out to get him? Is he still stuck in 2018?

>> No.7172181
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>>7172169
are shmups the most autistic genre?

>> No.7172183

>>7172181
Anime claims another one.

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>>7172179
probably
the rent free meme is real

>> No.7172229

>>7172179
Did you ever get that Gradius III clear to prove /vr/ dads were better than the /vg/ kids, btw?

>> No.7172332

/v/ thread