/shmupg/-Shoot Em' Ups General

[Anonymous No.7171232]

The illness is fake edition.

[Anonymous No.7171268]

Generals go in >>>/vg/.

[Anonymous No.7171290]

>>7171268
STFU jarpig

[Anonymous No.7171315]

>>7171290
>>7171268
>>7171232

Let this sink in I'm a serious shmup player. That means seeing others enjoy rpgs effortlessly makes me rage because they don't know what 1CC suffering is. They don't DESERVE FUN, only I deserve fun because I put in the work. Lifes not fair! Why are shmups dead? Why is nintendo popular?! Why arcades ded? Join my discord to find out. I'm building important gaming skills while kids are casually having fun for free! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW I wish I could blow myself because no one else is doing it and girls are gross imo

[Anonymous No.7171334]

great start for this new thread

[Anonymous No.7171359]

The smile is forced!

[Anonymous No.7171375]

Are there any other shmup games with gameplay similar to Ai Cho Aniki? By that I mean shmups that have controls similar to a fighting game where you can do various attacks depending on your inputs.

[Anonymous No.7171386]

>>7171375
Oh you want some hot daddy shmups? Daddy shmups are my thing. I prefer FAST hard bullets. Deep penetration to test my survival skills. Wanna co-op together? We can chat on fightcade mmmmmm. No girls allowed.

[Anonymous No.7171410]

>>7171386
calm down ricardo

[Anonymous No.7171446]

>>7171375
Cotton 2 / Cotton Boomerang
Twin Eagle 2
Akashic Verse Malicious Wake

[Anonymous No.7171525]

>>7171446
>Cotton 2
>girls in shmups
Yikes, that's a pass. I'm a daddy shmup player boys and planes ONLY.

>Twin Eagle 2
Ok now this is it.

[Anonymous No.7171536]

>tfw there's never gonna be another Parodius or Twinbee game

[Anonymous No.7171557]

Cave shmups? Problem is they have anime girls and too many bullets.

[Anonymous No.7171558]

>>7171525
I love cotton boomerang but it is a bit rough around the edges, it has a 7 frame input delay regardless of what setup or platform. I love the characters though it's inspired by Go Nagai

[Anonymous No.7171562]

Speedracing is just another form of speedrunning. Cee confirmed for daily dilating, lol!

[Anonymous No.7171573]

>>7171558
I would play a Cotton shmup if it had rpg elements and procedurally generated levels.

In computing, procedural generation is a method of creating data algorithmically as opposed to manually, typically through a combination of human-generated assets and algorithms coupled with computer-generated randomness and processing power. In computer graphics, it is commonly used to create textures and 3D models

[Anonymous No.7171587]

>>7171573
certain retro rpgs use procedural generation to great benefit.

I'm making a shmup using power C algos. In order to write my code and generate interesting shmup-jrpg levels I need a way of representing the hidden routes, which I did by using an ordered list of “d quadratic bezier curves”, which are a way of representing a piece of a scrolling map, where each bezier curve can at most have one type of curvature. The auto-scroll shmup-jrpg maps themselves were generated by using something called Voronoi Diagrams (as seen in pic related).

So it's definitely cool and beneficial to mix jrpg and shmup elements. Voronoi diagrams are represented by a group of points, with the edges being defined as the locus of points where the distances to each of the 2 closest points are equal.

[Anonymous No.7171591]

>>7171573
Check out Dicing Knight, it's a roguelike with shmup gameplay that turns into full shmup once you unlock a secret character

[Anonymous No.7171614]

>>7171591
>>7171587

What are the laws about shmups using assets from other genres, like FFV characters? pic related ofc

RECA on the NES came out July 17, 1992.
FFV came out December 6, 1992.

Could we see a Reca FFV cross-over retro event soon? Think about it.

[Anonymous No.7171626]

>>7171557

[Anonymous No.7171637]

Not so fast. If you're having routing problems listen to my shmup experience (I'm a daddy player).

I was routing Shienryuru (also called Geyiohk) and I found an interesting split in mid-boss dependencies: bomb ranks seemed to either have lots of immediate dependencies (zako related) or a long chain of dependencies but with only a few branches at each level (power up interference). Simon (my life partner) had a nice demo idea of preparing breakpoints deep in my ROUTE so that the game would stop at interesting points in the execution so we could both bomb together at the same time. He had also prepared a variety of terminal safe spots with the right timings ready to go so that when I stream on twitch I won't look like an utter shitter.

Play Shienryu is what I'm saying and you'll never be as good as me or Simon.

[Anonymous No.7171653]

>>7171614
>>7171614
Thinking about this.

[Anonymous No.7171676]

Shmup daddy explained his survival route by showing a replay and then showed us a live demo of him taking the action deep, down his polarity hole. As always seems to be the way when demoing a retro puzzle shmup route it actually worked less well during the demo than it has previously but he still managed to climax the boss and show us some interesting 1CC casual coins. I thought that for this project the idea of using a prepared replay to explain the operation of rank control and auto-fire timings and then following with a live demo was a good approach – it meant that he didn’t have to hide behind his laptop for the bulk of the talk and that we had a good idea of what to watch for when he showed the live version plus we got to admire his little daddy too.

I'm playing retro daddy shmups all day.

[Anonymous No.7171695]

>>7171587
>I'm making a shmup using power C algos. In order to write my code and generate interesting shmup-jrpg levels I need a way of representing the hidden routes, which I did by using an ordered list of “d quadratic bezier curves”, which are a way of representing a piece of a scrolling map, where each bezier curve can at most have one type of curvature. The auto-scroll shmup-jrpg maps themselves were generated by using something called Voronoi Diagrams (as seen in pic related).

Sounds as exciting as routing a shmup.

[Anonymous No.7171719]

I didn't know blacks liked shmups.

[Anonymous No.7171724]

Good morning jarpig-kun

[Anonymous No.7171729]

>>7171386
>Oh you want some hot daddy shmups? Daddy shmups are my thing. I prefer FAST hard bullets. Deep penetration to test my survival skills. Wanna co-op together? We can chat on fightcade mmmmmm. No girls allowed.
Not so fast! That's going in my special folder! I agree but let me remind you I'm a survival player myself. Fire Shark is a 1989 vertically scrolling shooter arcade video game developed and originally published by Toaplan and Romstar in Japan, Europe, and North America. It is the sequel to Flying Shark, a game released in 1987 on multiple platforms. I'm a daddy player too (funny term! ) but I enjoy vector graphics inside my shmup center, images are represented as mathematical formulas that define all the shapes in the image. Vector graphics are more flexible than bit-mapped graphics because they look the same even when you scale them to different sizes. In contrast, bit-mapped graphics become ragged when you shrink or enlarge them.


>>7171614
>girl butts
ummm ewww. gross! It's all smooth and hairless! Not daddy approved at all.
this is /shmupg/. FFV will never get a shmup remake imo. It's not a skill based game.

[Anonymous No.7171747]

retro racers hav better design than shmups and better players. this is facts

[Anonymous No.7171753]

post your times

[Anonymous No.7171754]

>>7171729
Opinions on the genesis port of flying shark?

[Anonymous No.7171756]

>>7171719
>I didn't know blacks liked shmups.
>>7171729
>Wanna co-op together?

[Anonymous No.7171776]

>>7171747
I have several questions about the excerpt you posted.

[Anonymous No.7171783]

>>7171729
>>girl butts
>ummm ewww. gross! It's all smooth and hairless! Not daddy approved at all.
/shmupg/ discussions

>let me remind you I'm a survival player myself.
dadshit cope

[Anonymous No.7171819]

>>7171614
Use stolen art as placeholder then later on replace with art you legally bought from a professional artist.

[Anonymous No.7171821]

>>7171776
I know what you want to ask young lad. To answer your questions, the game is played with just an 8-way well oiled seibu kaihatsu stick using a 3 and 1/2 button b-plug setup, so no pointer aiming or rear gerbil type action here. It runs at a smooth 60 thrusts per second on my IPS. The game was actually originally released on the NAOMI, and then ported on the PS2 (which is the version I play with my life partner Simon (we are both daddy shmup players)). Never understood the appeal of girls or bullet hells, yuck!!! Almost as bad as jarpigs!!!!!!!!! There's also a Mame port but it's errrrr not great : bad sound balance, a music glitch in the bonus stages, no optional modes, some visuals are slightly darker for some reason, probably some other stuff too. Unfortunately the game doesn't have a co-op mode so if you want to chat we can do it other ways young lad. And I do want to chat about "shmups".

[Anonymous No.7171831]

>>7171232
Ok guys I need a list of shmups that take place underwater

[Anonymous No.7171862]

>>7171831
>underwater shmups
>military planes fighting underwater
You been playing those fantasy games again boy? What with dragons and wizards and rules I can't understand?! Don't you lie to me lad! Next you'll want girl pilots in your shmups? Girls with big anime breasts? Oh hell no. No son of mine is gonna turn straight under my watch.

What you need is a nice long session of Zing Zing Zip, the coin-operated Videogame by Tecmo (circa 1992)

[Anonymous No.7171890]

>>7171614
BOOTA

[Anonymous No.7171891]

>>7171587
>>7171587
>I'm making a shmup using power C algos. In order to write my code and generate interesting shmup-jrpg levels I need a way of representing the hidden routes, which I did by using an ordered list of “d quadratic bezier curves”, which are a way of representing a piece of a scrolling map, where each bezier curve can at most have one type of curvature. The auto-scroll shmup-jrpg maps themselves were generated by using something called Voronoi Diagrams (as seen in pic related).
>So it's definitely cool and beneficial to mix jrpg and shmup elements. Voronoi diagrams are represented by a group of points, with the edges being defined as the locus of points where the distances to each of the 2 closest points are equal.

Can you elaborate and tell us the name of your jrgp shmup hybrid?

[Anonymous No.7171898]

what are some games I can play if I'm actually complete shit at shmups? I mean other than ikaruga.

[Anonymous No.7171913]

>>7171898
Paper Mario is a must play, very easy.

[Anonymous No.7171914]

>>7171898
Dad games.

[Anonymous No.7171929]

>>7171890
>>7171614
>female boota posting
Abort ship. Thread is sinking.

Cho Aniki save us!

[Anonymous No.7171942]

>>7171929
I got you

[Anonymous No.7171950]

>>7171898
RayForce aka Gunlock aka Layer Section. The retro shmup on ps2.

Play it immediately for score and don't do any routing. That's the trick to get good. Layer Section it's scoring chain packets are encoded and decoded into bits and has several long milks because it's a taito based Games. It furnishes transmission protocol knowledge and management and handles errors in the physical layer, flow control and frame synchronization. The data link layer is divided into two sub layers:

>>7171914
This^ Except the opposite. Because shmups from 1990 are just Packages data into IP datagrams, which contain source and destination address information that is used to forward the datagrams between hosts and across networks.

[Anonymous No.7171959]

>>7171950
>Because shmups from 1990 are just Packages data into IP datagrams, which contain source and destination address information that is used to forward the datagrams between hosts and across networks.
Hold on, does this mean that Layer Section aka RayStorm's chaining scores are specified details of how data is physically sent through the mid-boss delayed bomb networks pre and post-op? including how bits are electrically signaled by hardware devices that interface directly with a network medium, such as coaxial cable, optical fiber, or twisted-pair copper wire. tl;dr you can surpass the counter stop ?????

[Anonymous No.7171975]

>>7171950
>>7171959
I didn't know shmup talk was so complex and interesting. What a genre.

[Anonymous No.7171984]

>>7171950
ok cool

[Anonymous No.7171990]

I've been chaining DDP as my side game in between Final Fantasy speedruns. I noticed how much easier DDP is in comparison. Mainly because all stages and chains are connected to one another in the shape of a closed loop, so that each ''chain'' is connected directly to two other chains or bees, one on either side of it. A bee topology combines characteristics of linear DDP chain and bee topologies. It consists of groups of star-configured medal routes connected to a linear bus backbone boss fight.

[Anonymous No.7172017]

>>7171898
Start by watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbHv-s4CMHM

[Anonymous No.7172021]

>>7171984
The social shmup networks on discord and 4chan include: parents, friends/peers, teachers’ play important role in development of socially responsible route grinding behavior among shmup consumers as individuals tend to pay focus on the recommendations of their members in their social networks.

[Anonymous No.7172025]

>>7172017
that's fake

[Anonymous No.7172031]

1000 hours of save state practice

[Anonymous No.7172067]

>>7172031
I do 1000 hours of save state practice to give my life meaning

[Anonymous No.7172072]

>>7171990
Yeah there's a lot more mechanics and sections in FF to keep track of than something baby mode like DDP

[Anonymous No.7172074]

>>7171232
based beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.7172092]

is the genre dead because its bad? or bad because its dead?

[Anonymous No.7172096]

>>7171990
post FF times

[Anonymous No.7172101]

>>7172092
Both

[Anonymous No.7172159]

>>7172101
>"Both"
>Anime girl
>jrpg character
>female boota
Why don't people like what I like?!!!!

[Anonymous No.7172196]

NEW THREAD GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS
>>>/vrpg/1080287
>>>/vrpg/1080287
>>>/vrpg/1080287

[Anonymous No.7172203]

>>7171754
Flying shark doesn't exist on the genesis.
Arcade Flying shark is great though, one of Toaplan's finest (fuck overrated Batsugun).

[Anonymous No.7172206]

The smile is fake! It was never fun!

[Anonymous No.7172226]

100 hours of shmup save state practice! Per week!!! Force the fucking smile!

[Anonymous No.7172245]

>>7172196
>The irony when /vrpg/ can have a good shmup general but /vr/ and /vg/ can't

[Anonymous No.7172298]

>>7172101
I almost beat her game but I lost my save file. I guess the HD version will be a nice improvement to look forward to. But I am replaying CT atm.

>>7172226
>>7172031
shmups are fine as a pump n' dump genre. Being a tryhard at them would suck 4 sure.

[Anonymous No.7172304]

>>7172298
Based credit feeder
Also, artist source?

[Anonymous No.7172326]

>>7172298
>Being a tryhard at shmups would suck
COPY THE DAMN REPLAYS!

[Anonymous No.7172336]

>>7172203
>>7172203
My bad, you're right, I'm thinking of toaplan FIRE Shark

[Anonymous No.7172361]

any shmup with elf characters and rpg elements? prefer thicc stats

[Anonymous No.7172384]

what are /vr/'s thoughts on Dangerous Sneed?

[Anonymous No.7172387]

>>7172384
I've only watched a gameplay video of it and I think it's shit.

[Anonymous No.7172389]

>>7172361
oh god that elf girl. I wish I was playing jrpgs. But i'm doing 500 hours of save state torture before I can start resetting runs over and over.


Stage 4 boss is giving me a heck of a time when rank is high. If I die to it and respawn, I can take it down pretty consistently, but with missiles powered up to 1 below max, the second phase is really troublesome. I can usually get through without dying if I have a shield, but even then I'm not super consistent. The random bullet spray seems to be very friendly sometimes, and awful others. Is there a strategy for manipulating his fire? The sprays seem to be roughly aimed at your ship so there's definitely some amount of control, but I haven't found anything consistent. It's also entirely possible I just need to work on my dodging, but I figured I'd ask.
tl; dr
How to trigger it??? i.e. whether you specifically need to use laser or shot.

Also in the superplay I've got, once it starts happening the player seems to release all buttons and it just keeps happening without him firing.

I was wondsring how this works.

Many thanks!

[Anonymous No.7172395]

>>7172389
Bosses have a set time limit. I point my helicopter to the left and hold the fire button, waiting for it to retreat back up the screen, then fire on the wing again until it is sparking badly, then follow the nose until it's sparking as well. By this time, the Rocket ought to have recharged. To get the contribution bonus or any points from the kill, you have to kill it before it times out (or to get points for the kill, with no bomb activated). For every second left on the timer, you get 1,000 points. A second passes, you get 1,000 less points. So, naturally, the best way to score from killing a boss is to smash all its pieces with an option in the quickest time possible, which is why the Rocket is the natural choice for most scoring players. Not much else to this.Large tanks and turrets (on the ground and battleships, respectively), which are always in the same place, and generally are worth 10,000 points (x2 = 20,000). Examples include: huge tank that exits bunker in 1-1, wide turrets on each battleship in 1-2, huge tank behind bunkers and before midboss in 1-3, etc. Locations of these will be outlined in individual stage guides later on.
BER points out that in Ikaruga, the timer rounds up. In this game, if the timer is at 45'00, 45'01, 45'90, etc., the bonus will be 45,000. 44'99 is still 44,000. No rounding up for you.

[Anonymous No.7172409]

>>7172395
btw the HD version is the one with all of the extra slowdown. Keep in mind! It tilts the angle of the camera making isometric views that give you a slight disorientation feeling and if that wasn't bad enough, the game moves at a very fast speed, making you wish you had a speed control and a lock-on missile-like weapon, and an extra weapon is something that you'll be wishing for later in the game because you'll be facing both objects and enemies with armor capable of bounce your shots back at you and you could get hit by your own attacks. While objects like blocks will disable their armor giving you enough time to hit them and clear your path, the enemies have permanent armor, making them indestructible the whole time giving an unfair game as a result of that.

[Anonymous No.7172417]

I think our shmup work is done.

[Anonymous No.7172426]

I want to become a shmupper with a a few WRs and an asian girlfriend (who doesn't cheat on me), how do I start?

[Anonymous No.7172441]

>/vrpg/ laughing at us

[Anonymous No.7172447]

>>7172426
Copy replays

[Anonymous No.7172470]

>>7172361
>any shmup with elf characters
I can recommend Dragon Saber which features some cute anime elf sluts

[Anonymous No.7172482]

>>7172470
Cool I'm checking out the art and liking it. I won't be playing it since its a shmup and they don't do anything for me.

[Anonymous No.7172487]

>>7172482
If shmups had procedural generated levels that would solve their memorization crutch and problem. Could make game play finally interesting like roguelikes

[Anonymous No.7172540]

>>7172389
if you still struggle against a stage 4 boss after 500 hours of save state you may have a brain disorder

[Anonymous No.7172564]

>>7172540
Stage 2 boss of Cyvern keeps filtering me hard. Wtf those patterns are literally impossible.

[Anonymous No.7172970]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsHJWQ7zCo4

Oof, better keep saving up for the original PCB because Kekxa Label is SHIT.

[Anonymous No.7172985]

>>7172540
>you may have a brain disorder
Like everyone who plays shmups then?

[Anonymous No.7173252]

>>7172970
>that'll be 6 thousand dollars plus tip goy!

[Anonymous No.7173253]

>>7171562
speedracing

also known as

racing.

fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.7173442]

here he comes, here comes speed racer
he's a chav on wheels
he's a chav and he's going to be sperging out on someone
he's checking on your twitter so you better look alive
he's busy revving up his 3200rpm hard drive

[Anonymous No.7173464]

Dead genres make bad threads
Funny innit ?

[Anonymous No.7174056]

>>7171753
based speedracer poster

[Anonymous No.7174065]

Fill me in on the smile is fake meme. Is this some shit that retarded mexican control freak said?

[Anonymous No.7174119]

>>7174065
THEIR SMILES ARE ALL FAKE

[Anonymous No.7174124]

>>7174119
I don't know why anyone would be surprised by this. Its just a mental trick to keep pushing forward.

[Anonymous No.7174143]

>>7174124
>just fake having fun
now I get why they seethe at rpg players lol

[Anonymous No.7174150]

>>7174119
ok this is sad but I laughed

[Anonymous No.7174151]

>>7174119
shmuppers are masters at coping. sad!

[Anonymous No.7174232]

>>7174119
>Give me one LEGIT reason you don't play shmups!
so I don't have to force myself to smile

[Anonymous No.7174234]

>>7174119
stopped doing the smile hack myself, now it just genuinely doesn't upset me

[Anonymous No.7174323]

>>7174143
Fake it til you make it

[Anonymous No.7174326]

>>7174119
discord is the gift that keeps giving

[Anonymous No.7174372]

>>7174119
Looks like he forces head banging to enjoy music as well.

[Anonymous No.7174382]

>>7174143
RPG players don't play their games to have fun they do it to not have to think about their shitty and lonely and wasted lives.

[Anonymous No.7174390]

>>7174382
Damn that's why I just had the time of my life playing Pokemon with my girlfriend.
Shmupfags will never get images like these.

[Anonymous No.7174435]

>>7174119
he's an amateur

here's a pro

https://youtu.be/EE6Y9PkcBPI

[Anonymous No.7174439]

>>7174382
both as bad as each other

>>7174119
this is how bad and miserable shmups are, just fake the fun bro. Real hobbies you never have to do this.

[Anonymous No.7174503]

>>7174390
cosplayers don't play games

[Anonymous No.7174519]

>>7174503
citation needed

[Anonymous No.7174530]

>>7173253
>b-but muh times!
Booked your agdq tickets yet? Fast pants!

[Anonymous No.7174535]

>>7174530
its shmup trannies in gdq mate, the only racers that ever go agdq are the f queeros and kart fags.

racing has always been about time, hell the wipeout and rbr community have been doing it since years before the first agdq.

[Anonymous No.7174539]

do shmups attract the mentally ill, or do they create the mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.7174541]

>>7174539
attract then amplify

[Anonymous No.7174542]

>>7174539
Shmups are video games.

[Anonymous No.7174549]

>>7174542
which are fun!

if you pretend.

[Anonymous No.7174558]

>every actual man adult

yeah nice racing, good time trial

>"gamer" trannies

lol thats speedrunning!

https://youtu.be/QnH15dejp0s

[Anonymous No.7174582]

>>7174558
holy shit that's fast

[Anonymous No.7174592]

these threads make the doom general look extremely high quality in comparison

[Anonymous No.7174610]

>>7174592
>anime reaction pic
You're not so high quality yourself

[Anonymous No.7174618]

>>7174610
seethe cuck

[Anonymous No.7174623]

>>7174618
Is that image supposed to make me care

[Anonymous No.7174630]

any shmups with puzzle elements and cute anime girls ? (has to have both so no ikaruga)

[Anonymous No.7174670]

>>7174582
yeah, still a shame they paved pikes peak imo

[Anonymous No.7174676]

>>7174592
>thread full of people who enjoy fps games
>talk about the games, maps made for the games and creating maps and content for the games
Yeah it's a pretty good general. There's lots of people creating things instead of copying replays and grinding the same 30 minute long game for 2000 hours. Are you the seething Half-Life fag?

[Anonymous No.7174725]

>>7174676
>instead of copying replays and grinding the same 30 minute long game for 2000 hours


oof he's got a point... and all for an audience of 3 ppl max

[Anonymous No.7174738]

>>7174676
>grinding the same 30 minute long game for 2000 hours.
No!! Not route grind! Arghhhh!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7174779]

>shmup has more than one loop
I hate backtracking

[Anonymous No.7174797]

>>7174390
if pokemon is peak fun for you that's pretty sad

[Anonymous No.7174820]

I didn't know girls were into shmups

[Anonymous No.7174831]

>>7174820
I want her to bully me about my rank control

[Anonymous No.7174849]

>more Cee cope

[Anonymous No.7174876]

>>7174797
maximizing fun doesn't work, you'll end up faking the smile if you take it too seriously.

>>7174738
>>7174725
>>7174539
shmups attract achievement hunters. if someone is willing to drop thousands of hours grinding for a virtual achievement chances are their life is out of balance and missing meaningful pursuits. in time this type of person will appear ''different'' and not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.7174917]

>slandering gus for no reason
The illness is fake.

[Anonymous No.7175065]

[Anonymous No.7175072]

>go to guscord, home of serious shmup discussion
>10 gorillion new messages
>what could they be talking about?
>endless spam of tardo and his jihad against nintendog
>close tab
>boot up elf
was chav right?

[Anonymous No.7175084]

>>7175072
The illness is fake.

[Anonymous No.7175093]

>>7174917
where? he's actually right that the brain can't tell the difference between fake smiles and real ones, i assume he sorta knows this but his motivation and a-typical muh game reasons are a bit suspect.

[Anonymous No.7175110]

>>7175093
What's the point of posting it though? He doesn't post here.

[Anonymous No.7175147]

>>7174610
only a fool to recognize another.

[Anonymous No.7175214]

>>7174610
It's an anime imageboard, retard.

[Anonymous No.7175239]

Athena shmup when?

[Anonymous No.7175248]

>>7175239
Neo Geo Heroes: Ultimate Shooting
Why do people hate this game? I particularly loved the medal challenge mode

[Anonymous No.7175252]

>>7175248
I had no idea this even existed.
Anything that makes it stand out?

[Anonymous No.7175257]

>>7175252
you have a stock bar in addition to your bomb that can act as a super move, athena for example has a teleport at lv1, a reflected shot at lvl 3 and phoenix arrow at lvl 3
the game has multiple routes and endings so they could cram as much silly dialogue and snk cameos as possible
and finally there's a challenge mode that rewards certain tasks with points like chaining 1000 hits in a combo, clearing a stage with no damage etc

[Anonymous No.7175262]

>>7175257
Guess I'll check it out, looks like something different for sure
Thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.7175269]

>>7174630
You'd probably like Twinkle Star Sprites

[Anonymous No.7175279]

>>7175110
1. try asking whoever posted it

2. oh we're back to the autist tranny policing.

[Anonymous No.7175295]

>>7175248
Oh I have this game on Vita and never played it lol because screen size so small I should emulate on PC

[Anonymous No.7175296]

>>7174797
Pokemon is far from my favorite RPG but it's one my GF likes playing with me. Maybe when you're an adult you'll understand.

[Anonymous No.7175301]

>>7175296
Ahem.
BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.7175306]

>>7175301
Shmups BTFO?

[Anonymous No.7175313]

>>7175296
>>7175301
>>7175306
Yes.
I play one pokemon game every year and enjoy every minute of the 30 to 40 hour experience. (Not once did I force the smile).

[Anonymous No.7175329]

>tfw to intelligent too enjoy shitkemon
okay but for me? it's darius extra.

[Anonymous No.7175332]

>>7175329
>tfw to intelligent
the absolute state of shmupfags

[Anonymous No.7175351]

>Right, and that's before I knew that apparently your posting style is just super abraisive for no reason. It may not be pleasant but now that I know that I can at least have that in mind when interacting with you.
Ikaruga expert firing shots.
Being abrasive for no reason is a common symptom of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) or PSD (Permanent Seething Disorder). the rictardo guy may have both.

[Anonymous No.7175354]

>>7175351
he's really bitchy lately isn't he? even to akagi.

[Anonymous No.7175363]

DUUUDE DID YOU SEE THE LASTEST DISCORD DRAMA

FUCKING RADICAL DUDE SHITS CRAZY, I CANT BELIEVE TOM SAID THAT TO PEDRO ONLY FOR STACEY TO SNAP BACK LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.7175378]

>>7175354
i didn't notice this

[Anonymous No.7175739]

>>7174535
nice blog, tranny.

[Anonymous No.7175879]

>get further in battle garegga by not controlling the rank
god damn

[Anonymous No.7175913]

>>7175879
counter rank systems were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.7176316]

[Anonymous No.7176339]

>>7176316
Is there some secret board on the farm that I'm just missing? Why is literally no one talking about this?

[Anonymous No.7176483]

>>7176316
Wew, the EXA version is that off?

[Anonymous No.7176512]

Rip in peace, burgerbros.

[Anonymous No.7176541]

>>7176483
Less Slowdown, right? That means the game is harder. Who the fuck cares.

[Anonymous No.7176556]

>>7176541
funny as fuck, better hardware and suddenly all that stupid as fuck slowdown disappears lmfao

muh cave are great at design and programming!!

really is a joke genre.

[Anonymous No.7176580]

>>7176556
I'm no programmer but the way CAVE implemented slowdown was through a hardware quirk which is why on MAME you need to go into game config -> enable blitter delay hack and even the official Xbox360 port is 70% off from what it should be.

[Anonymous No.7176587]

>>7176541
Its a sign of less accurate implementation to the CV1000 board, so it can be both slower and faster at different parts of the game.
>That means the game is harder. Who the fuck cares.
Missing the point entirely

>>7176556
>stupid as fuck slowdown disappears
Anon, the slowdown in games is gameplay intentional, its not due to hardware limitations.

[Anonymous No.7176594]

>>7176587
I'm pretty sure this is a straight remake just like the Xbox 360 version, it should be treated as its own game rather than a conversion.

[Anonymous No.7176597]

>>7176594
360 version is about as accurate as the EXA one. Does make me wonder if they just ported the 360 version with it's flaws intact.

[Anonymous No.7176603]

Seriously, life is too short to worry about 20% faster bullets. Unless you're trolling in which case you must have autism

[Anonymous No.7176605]

>>7176587
>Anon, the slowdown in games is gameplay intentional, its not due to hardware limitations.


WRONG

cave puts no design at all and instead just fucks shitty hardware and sees what happens

i feel sorry for cave otaku who havent figured this yet.

why do you think pgm cave games just happen to have way less slowdown than sh-3?

good game devs would program bullet speeds in and keep the game at 60fps. It's a fucking disgrace.

[Anonymous No.7176620]

>>7176603
funny thing is this just proves the fact that cave fags are all about feeling le hardcore!!!! with le matrix slo mo instead of actually being good.

[Anonymous No.7176621]

>>7176603
Anon, if there was levels or features in another game missing or implemented poorly/incorrectly you'd have a different attitude, but with this you're being a cunt.
Why is the shump general so fucking garbage on /vr/
This shit is legit even worse then /pso2/ generals. Even with the name fagging and dick sucking there they even stay on topic more.

>>7176605
> just fucks shitty hardware and sees what happens
So in other words you ARE saying its intentional. Way to go retard.

[Anonymous No.7176637]

>>7176621
>So in other words you ARE saying its intentional.
??????

in what reality is just seeing what happens "intentional"?

yeah its so intentional that using a diff shot type will change the entire games slowdown.


cave are a fucking joke, thank god in a couple years no one will care about them just the last 10 losers playing that shit

[Anonymous No.7176640]

>>7176621
look at the tism here lmfao

WAH MUHHH PORT, ITS NOT RIGHT!! WHERES MUH INTENTIONAL SLOWDOWN IN BLUE GAME

WAHHHHHHHHH WRONG OPINIONS Y U NO STAY ON TOPIXXXXX

MOM

[Anonymous No.7176661]

>>7176605
reminder chav is merely crying because he cant pirate sh3 cave games and play them as intended

get a job, speed racer

[Anonymous No.7176678]

>>7176541
No, more slowdown actually. Yes I'm serious, it has slowdown where the original PCB did not.

[Anonymous No.7176680]

>>7176661
>crying cus he cant play shit games for trannys and dork fucks

k then.

[Anonymous No.7176686]

>>7176339
no one's talking about it because exa mode looks like a bad arrange mode from a 360 port. the main game is 8 years old, there's nothing to discuss besides how accurate the exa conversion is.

[Anonymous No.7176690]

>>7176680
fox and grapes, the illness is fake

[Anonymous No.7176694]

>>7176686
What I meant is why no one on the farm is talking about how inaccurate it is. There are at least SOME posts about the new mode made a couple days ago.

[Anonymous No.7176718]

>>7176694
no one who's good enough to talk about that is paying $3000 for a kekxa argaydia

[Anonymous No.7176756]

>>7176690
the illness is real and im not a bender
your pillow gurf is fake, just like your gender.

[Anonymous No.7176828]

>>7176694
because they are grown ups and dont give a fuck about something so unbelievably stupid, MOM THIS PORT IS 20% DIFFERENT!

[Anonymous No.7176838]

>>7176828
I was anticipating this reply. The thing is, they usually DO flip their shit over things like this. This is the one exception.

[Anonymous No.7176847]

>>7176838
sign of how dead it all is but shmup fags are one trick heroin addicts who cant move on and be a beginner at something again

[Anonymous No.7177016]

>>7176847
>Try to talk about thing
>People shit post and false flag non stop
>"No one wants to talk about it because the community is dead"
Na, people like you actively tying to shut down any conversation

[Anonymous No.7177030]

>>7176541
shmupfags pretend to like a challenge. they will take any chance they can to reduce that challenge down while still trying to look cool. see: autofire, slowdown, savestates, frame buttons.

[Anonymous No.7177102]

>>7176847
Sounds like Doom/fps faggots.

[Anonymous No.7177213]

>>7176847
>sign of how dead it all is but shmup fags are one trick heroin addicts who cant move on
take chav for example, he hasn't played a shmup in years but is still clinging onto the community, totally unable to move on

[Anonymous No.7177302]

>>7176847

[Anonymous No.7177343]

>>7177016
This, the guy is a nigger.

[Anonymous No.7177431]

Having fun playing metal slug. Set groovymame to 200% cpu and it runs smooth as silk. Slowdown really ruins these games pacing and momentum.

Also playing them on Vita psp anthology so far they seem good.

[Anonymous No.7177716]

what's the appeal of touhou games? Is it the simple and challenging mechanics or more about bragging rights?

[Anonymous No.7177852]

>>7177716
little girls in dresses appeal

[Anonymous No.7177868]

>>7177716
Pretending to be the little magical girl.

[Anonymous No.7177880]

why so many anti-shmuppers in these threads

[Anonymous No.7177926]

>>7177880
Shmupfags started shitting on JRPG fans because the latter has fun playing their genre.

[Anonymous No.7177931]

>>7177716

[Anonymous No.7177962]

>>7177931
I'm all for body positivity but this is a bit much even for me

>>7177880
they don't understand that sending out negative vibes creates backlash, invites shitposting and makes us all look bad. It's a few bad apples ruining the scene for everyone and discouraging new players too

[Anonymous No.7177970]

>>7177926
Stay mad, jarpigcel.

[Anonymous No.7177982]

>>7177970
Nice projection

[Anonymous No.7178026]

>>7177970
when good players finish their shmup homework they reward themselves with jrpg fun

>>7177716
The appeal is the full package. EOSD came out in 2002 so I guess that's retro? Try it

[Anonymous No.7178124]

>>7177016
the irony....

>>7177213
>>7177302
disgruntled

>>7177431
do this using hazemd to, genny games with no slowdown is a treat, also mushi og modes with no slowdown feel much better

>>7177962
>I'm all for body positivity but this is a bit much even for me
all humans are disgusting alopecia marshmallow apes full of disease and stink, im all for body realism.

[Anonymous No.7178142]

>>7178124
>all humans are disgusting alopecia marshmallow apes full of disease and stink
>all humans are disgusting
>all
What? Is all food disgusting because it can become rotten and stinky in some cases?

[Anonymous No.7178147]

>>7178142
look at any animal in nature, it looks perfect by design, look at humans? no consistency, shit dangling everywhere, variable posture, about 40 different stinks from each crevice, riddled with genetic anomalies and foibles, our hair is dead and comes from secreting hair follicles full of bacteria and sweat, arsehole, gash and penis stink, armpits stink and have patchy hair, the mouth, feet, look at human objectively and we look weird as fuck, less consistent than any other species like a genetic pudding.

yes all humans are disgusting,

[Anonymous No.7178156]

>>7178147
no_gf_cope.txt

[Anonymous No.7178165]

>>7178156
reality-covered-by-desire.txt

[Anonymous No.7178174]

>>7178142
>>7178156
take the buddhist pill

https://youtu.be/mJ-Uc1C6JGQ

[Anonymous No.7178176]

>>7178165
>"reality" means twisting your point of view to exaggerate and only see the negatives

[Anonymous No.7178181]

>>7178176
reality means seeing clearly and objectively

it is you coping with delusions to appease desire anon.

[Anonymous No.7178183]

>>7178176
good bit here

https://youtu.be/W5Lg9P-VekA?t=766

those pesky negative buddhists

[Anonymous No.7178220]

mork going after your guwange score chav. watch out!

[Anonymous No.7178261]

>>7177716
Porn and autistic unfunny memes
the games are below average

[Anonymous No.7178428]

>>7175313
>I play one pokemon game every year and enjoy every minute of the 30 to 40 hour experience. (Not once did I force the smile).
Pokemon games have a ton of replay value I do something similar too.

>>7175296
>Pokemon is far from my favorite RPG but it's one my GF likes playing with me
Lucky guy


Nintendo should make a Pokemon bullet hell game

[Anonymous No.7178442]

>>7174820
They're not.
How anyone including the shmupforum trannies think they're fooling anyone when they insist on calling a man with a jutting jaw a woman is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.7178470]

>>7178181
>reality means seeing clearly and objectively
The average human is average in body weight you delusional internet-addict.

[Anonymous No.7178508]

>>7178181
t. king of kope

[Anonymous No.7178530]

wtf is this incel cope

[Anonymous No.7178539]

>>7178530
>>7178147

[Anonymous No.7178692]

>>7178470
who said they weren't? shmup fags struggling with any comprehension again i see. You'll never be free.
>>7178508
>>7178530
t. virgins with figurines

[Anonymous No.7178697]

>>7178692
>You'll never be free.
and you're living proof seeing as you're unable to move on from shmups :)

why don't you tell vrooom about the stinky girls?

[Anonymous No.7178701]

>>7178697
freedom is detachment it is not abstaining, once again shmups proving to be for the unintelligent ironically "coping" with excuses to justify themselves.

the only reason your girlfriend doesn't smell is because shes a 80/20 polyester nylon mix.

[Anonymous No.7178714]

>>7178701
didn't read this cope
move on

[Anonymous No.7178716]

>>7178692
>>7178697
>why don't you tell vrooom about the stinky girls?
wait, the guy who said girls are stinky and posted incel monks is now using virgin as an insult?

[Anonymous No.7178719]

>>7178701
Not wanting and being aroused by your gf's scent is some kind of japanese mental illness to begin with

[Anonymous No.7178721]

>>7178716

[Anonymous No.7178770]

guys i think chav may be a virgin

[Anonymous No.7178784]

>chav
>pedophile
>incel
>NEET
>fake illness

Is there any thing this man can't do?

[Anonymous No.7178806]

>>7178784
get a job

[Anonymous No.7178812]

they're posting pics of my gf on discord again

[Anonymous No.7178997]

>>7178770
>may

[Anonymous No.7179007]

>>7178770
>>7178997
>>may

[Anonymous No.7179083]

>>7178719
you aren't intelligent enough to see things clearly

>>7178714
too many big words for you.

>>7178770
nice projection.

[Anonymous No.7179089]

>>7178716
> degenerate no life tranny gay elf sticking it to buddhists


now that's funny.

[Anonymous No.7179126]

>>7175296
guaranteed your gurf is a minger whose arsehole smells of charcoal and death.

[Anonymous No.7179249]

>>7179126
Get a job. The illness is fake.

[Anonymous No.7179298]

>>7171232
The Plandemic is Working

[Anonymous No.7179304]

>>7171375
Are there any games like Ai Cho Aniki that aren't degenerate like Ai Cho Aniki? Those games make me sick. Can't play them.

[Anonymous No.7179306]

>>7171626
Hey, bro. Did you know Shadow of the Beast isn't on SNES?

[Anonymous No.7179352]

>>7179298
bros why did he wear that trench coat

[Anonymous No.7179421]

>>7179304
haha, get a load of this pussy ass hetrofag.

[Anonymous No.7179432]

>>7179304
uhhhh STRAIGHT ALERT! STRAIGHT ALEEERRRRRTTT!!

[Anonymous No.7179627]

>>7179249
get some self respect, the gurf is a hambeast with fish minge and swamp butt.

[Anonymous No.7179636]

heh, i'm not mad about not having a gf at all. girls are stinky anyway!

[Anonymous No.7179667]

>>7179636
You suffer attachment anon because you don't know how to feel content and happy with out clinging on.

daily reminder the worlds happiest recorded man is a buddhist celibate. Enjoy needing an alopecia stink ape to feel anything,

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/69-year-old-monk-who-scientists-call-world-s-happiest-man-says-secret-being-happy-takes-just-15-minutes-day-a7869166.html

[Anonymous No.7179680]

>>7179667
>here's how I cope
yes chav we know.

[Anonymous No.7179690]

>>7179680
awww you can't stomach coming away from your self facilitating consensus

bless you.

[Anonymous No.7179739]

why aren't you telling the manly men at vroom about the stinky girls, speed racer

[Anonymous No.7179745]

>>7179667
The illness is fake.

[Anonymous No.7179751]

>>7179745
your perception is your reality anon

>>7179739
i prefer to present the truth to you.

[Anonymous No.7179759]

>>7179751
So you're admitting it's fake and you're pretending?

[Anonymous No.7180010]

The cope isn't working bros
I still wish I had a rotten fish clunge gorgonzola arse azn gf

[Anonymous No.7180091]

>>7179759
Your reading comprehension is window licker tier, no it doesn't say that.. at all.

>>7180010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B26NRVXrjeI

[Anonymous No.7180151]

>>7180091
>i don't have sex b-because I'm a monk!
>i don't have hair b-because I'm a monk!
kino cope chav, truly kino.

[Anonymous No.7180158]

>>7180151
your vocab is embarrassing.... even worse than your intellect.

[Anonymous No.7180168]

>>7180158
>w-wait no don't look at that, what about your vocabulary and intellect!
more cope, and also a bit euphoric.

[Anonymous No.7180172]

>>7180168
>cope cope copey cope cope cope

[Anonymous No.7180180]

>>7180172
>monk monk monk monk monk monk

[Anonymous No.7180183]

>>7180180
what's your belief anon?

[Anonymous No.7180187]

>>7180180
monks shave there heads, i dont have to, silly yanks think its a bad thing because marketers said so lmao

in b4 cope

and you have a skanky nerdling gurf no one else wants to go near,

[Anonymous No.7180192]

>>7180183
I believe... the illness is fake!

>>7180187
Yeah that's a cope alright.

[Anonymous No.7180194]

>>7180192
>I believe... the illness is fake!
POWERFUL AND BRAVE

[Anonymous No.7180197]

>>7180192
why can't you answer questions properly anon? are you an autistic child? not enough practice at socialising?

[Anonymous No.7180208]

>>7180197
>please please please answer ;~;
could you be any more of a dumbass chav? lmao. You really don't think shit out at all.

[Anonymous No.7180212]

>>7180208
If that was the intent then you answered anon....

why do you keep avoiding questions anon? is it transgenderism?

[Anonymous No.7180272]

chav bought gamer glasses to help with his illness, now he can play speed racer all day

what can he buy to help with the stinky girls?

[Anonymous No.7180330]

>>7180272
>gamer glasses

fucking hell you are depressing and you won't even understand why....

[Anonymous No.7180484]

Post discord gaymer gurl gf

[Anonymous No.7180509]

>>7179667
>reduce happiness to vague brain voltages
>scientists say navel gazing is the secret!
Chav is proof Buddhism doesn't work

[Anonymous No.7180564]

>>7179304
but you've played it enough to know you want more of it? sounds pretty gay to me

[Anonymous No.7180673]

There's this one arcade shmup from the late 90s I've been trying to track down for ages. I remember almost nothing about it other than it had really detailed anime style portraits for pilots, and that the ships could transform into humanoid robots, and that it wasn't a Macross game. Any leads, friends?

[Anonymous No.7180676]

>>7180673
Can you recall more info?

[Anonymous No.7180686]

>>7180676
I know it was horizontal - Left to right. I think the machine had a large flat screen, but I can't remember. The first level that I saw - but it might have been in the attract mode - was a forest or jungle. Green, daytime. One of the ships/robots was pink.

[Anonymous No.7180707]

>>7180686
Hyper Duel?

[Anonymous No.7180714]

>>7180707
Well, if this isn't it, then it was some kind of sequel or knockoff because that's almost exactly what I remember - Characters on the left, smooth transformations, big attacks... Man, that's a trip. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.7180724]

chav post some wipeout videos that will make me want to get into it

[Anonymous No.7180729]

>>7180714
Based, glad I was able to guess right.

[Anonymous No.7180765]

THE ILLNESS *IS* FAKE!

[Anonymous No.7180984]

I've... got to... keep... going!
I've... gotta... make... tardo... proud...
I'M... HAVING... SO... MUCH... FUN!

[Anonymous No.7180993]

>>7180984
just smile :)

[Anonymous No.7181013]

>>7180187
>monks shave there heads, i dont have to, silly yanks think its a bad thing because marketers said so lmao
mald cope

[Anonymous No.7181161]

is there a pastebin or mega folder with a bunch of shmups or a shmupmame fullset floating around

[Anonymous No.7181191]

>>7181161
https://archive.org/details/shmupg-pack

[Anonymous No.7181195]

>>7181191
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.7181782]

>>7180724
well i stream it atm and have some good times there, on youtube look for asayeah, wmj, wipeoutxl2097 for elite players and HellfireWZ for videos on the series as a whole. Best thing though is just get them on ps1 emu and have some fun. I've been into wipeout since i was a teen, it is without question my fav game and franchise of all time, just feels amazing to play from the aesthetics to the feel of the ship when you're zoning about, most people get discouraged by the learning curve. start with playing through XL its easy imo until the last 2 things and then go time trial when youre ready and go for 3, i prefer ntsc-u but all are great, currently playing 3 S.E myself.

[Anonymous No.7181805]

>>7180724
heres what im doing atm,, manortop in S.E, getting used to the completely diff physics

pb run starts 1.33.30 ish, last lap was amazing if i can get them all like that it'll bring it down to a really great time but execution on a dpad is no joke. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/838569878

[Anonymous No.7181816]

>>7181782
you just gonna let mark beat your guwange score?

[Anonymous No.7181826]

>>7181816
i couldnt give less of a fuck about any shmup score ever, so yes.

[Anonymous No.7181831]

>>7181826
Why did you spend so much time on it then?

[Anonymous No.7181834]

>>7181831
because i enjoyed it? games are for fun anon, nothing more. when i think now of just gravitating towards what i actually enjoy its never a shmup, miserable genre for miserable people, honestly the shittest humans ive met all exist in this community.

[Anonymous No.7181837]

>>7181831
also so much time? a couple hrs tops a day for around 4 months? thats it.

[Anonymous No.7181840]

>>7181834
>i enjoyed it
>miserable genre for miserable people
which one is it then? derp

[Anonymous No.7181843]

>>7181840
why do you struggle to grasp anything anon? i enjoyed it then, not now. Are you programmed in binary or?

[Anonymous No.7181847]

>>7181843
so you were a miserable person then?

[Anonymous No.7181849]

>>7181840
>enjoy thing
>start to realize you are getting bored and the community is full of obsessive egomaniacs
>stop enjoying thing
>go enjoy something else

[Anonymous No.7181850]

>>7181849
what does the community have to do with playing a fucking single player game? just play by yourself and don't talk to people.

[Anonymous No.7181856]

>>7181850
Did you miss the getting bored part? The community is the icing on the cake.

[Anonymous No.7181860]

>>7181850
>just play by yourself and don't talk to people.
your childhood defined.

>>7181847
no? learn contexts anon... your language skills are atrocious as is your communication ability.


>>7181856
this, they get mad defensive though when you point out how shit their world is because its all they have LE LEET SHMUP CLUB!

[Anonymous No.7181867]

I think it really hit home for me when my best mate even said to me how fucking gay and silly these "niche jap" games are, you have to feel shame for playing shmups because it's legit embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.7181870]

I play for survival, can't 1cc anything, batsugun is pretty easy tho

[Anonymous No.7181889]

>>7181867

its embarrassing if you have nothing else going on in your life. i've shown friends shmups and they're actually usually impressed I can even understand what's going on

[Anonymous No.7181902]

>>7181889
They aren't anon, they don't care and are just being polite and if that's really all you have to offer your friends? hey guys look at me playing this HARDCORE GAME LOL!! Depressing dynamic.

[Anonymous No.7181913]

>>7181860
>no? learn contexts anon... your language skills are atrocious as is your communication ability.

t. doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too"

[Anonymous No.7181915]

>>7181889
what game do you show them?

[Anonymous No.7181923]

>>7181913
Get a real dad clast.

[Anonymous No.7181943]

>>7181923
get a real illness

[Anonymous No.7181952]

>bald
>gamer glasses
>on the dole faking an illness

Is this the power of having a real dad?

[Anonymous No.7181953]

>>7181943
i'm sorry your father abandoned you but we can see why.

[Anonymous No.7181958]

>>7181953
project harder

[Anonymous No.7181959]

clast is so far gone he can only talk in memes

[Anonymous No.7181972]

>>7181959
he talks only in memes and chan speak, references only in media and has no jokes of his own.

Truly a celibate cyborg.

[Anonymous No.7181976]

>>7181867
>>7181867
>I think it really hit home for me when my best mate even said to me how fucking gay and silly these "niche jap" games are

[Anonymous No.7181985]

>>7181972
t. man who thinks girls stink

[Anonymous No.7182053]

>>7181913
he doesn't know the difference between there/they're/their either

is it autism or low iq?

[Anonymous No.7182064]

>tfw lying in bed last night and avin a fookin giggle thinking about a 36 year old man's incel cope being "girls stink!"

[Anonymous No.7182361]

>>7178147
> I'm disgusting. look at ME. no consistency, shit dangling everywhere, variable posture, about 40 different stinks from each crevice, riddled with genetic anomalies and illnesses. MY hair is dead and scalp full of bacteria and sweat, MY arsehole, gash and penis stink! armpits stink! and have patchy hair, my mouth and feet objectively deformed, look at me objectively! I look weird as fuck, less consistent than any other man I've seen - I'm like a genetic pudding.
the projection makes sense now. But this is a shmup thread.

>>7181849
>>stop enjoying thing
>>go enjoy something else
good bye! bye bye!

[Anonymous No.7182953]

>when Rob's born

[Anonymous No.7182960]

>>7181985
>t. desperate loser who convinces himself they don't so his ugly heffer sticks around

Honestly im sure you're a virgin at this point.

>>7182064
and you definitely are.

[Anonymous No.7182976]

>>7182053
thats cool... lucky im german then lmfao

[Anonymous No.7183015]

>>7181976
rob you literally don't have a single irl friend.

[Anonymous No.7183232]

>b-buddhist monks are peak cuz they're bald and celibate!
>reeee you're a virgin! owned!
M A L D

[Anonymous No.7183553]

>16 years later
>still the best shmup in existence
how did he do it bros?

[Anonymous No.7183589]

>>7183232
you are a virgin though...

people acting like humans or women smell like strawberries is the absolute biggest giveaway.

[Anonymous No.7183609]

>>7183589
Asian girls literally have zero BO

[Anonymous No.7183619]

>>7183609
lmfao, you people are like blue pill pod people. Incapable of seeing reality.

[Anonymous No.7183674]

>>7183619
It's true man, I didn't believe it either

[Anonymous No.7183681]

>>7183619
East Asians have fewer apocrine sweat glands because of their ABCC11 gene.

[Anonymous No.7183687]

NOOOOO GIRLS SMELL!

[Anonymous No.7183692]

>>7183553
i said it thrice and i'll say it again, a vert shmup wit no TATE mode is dumb.

[Anonymous No.7183812]

Chav is right, modern womyn aren't worth bothering with, take the MGTOWpill.

[Anonymous No.7183836]

>>7183692
Rotated mode kills monitors and it was only a compromise before videogame technology could render 480i at full speed. Buy a large LCD instead

[Anonymous No.7183860]

>>7183836
i TATE my 4:3 LCD already.

[Anonymous No.7183930]

>>7183812
>MGTOW
mass cope

[Anonymous No.7183935]

>>7183860
You're gonna kill it like I did with 2 crts

[Anonymous No.7183938]

>>7183930
You will never be a wizard.

[Anonymous No.7183976]

>>7183836
I just TATE my laptop. Put it on its side on a table like an open book.

[Anonymous No.7183991]

>>7183976
did that with my thinkpad but i'm scared of it falling

[Anonymous No.7183997]

>>7183681
>>7183674
interesting... they are still bastions of bacteria though and all the usual human things.

>>7183687
all people anon.
>>7183812
mgtow is dumb and has nothing to do with zen or buddhist practice infact it isn't even compatible.

>>7183935
never had a lcd die from tate but have killed crts

[Anonymous No.7184906]

Shmups are for miserable people m8 grow up
Girls stink btw I've seen the research an
hair is a marketing scheme ofcorse sad how you are all attached to these shootin games whilst I overcame ego and know tru bliss

[Anonymous No.7184914]

>orders Gamer Glasses
this cures the illness

[Anonymous No.7184919]

What the fuck is this fucking new breed of shmup nigger incels? Most of you fuckers never touched a vaginer and those of you who did, it was ages ago and you're cucks.
What happened to chads like W.T. who would proudly declare how he had sex without protection with some slut and then bragged about still having the vagina stench lingering on his dick while he played shmups?

[Anonymous No.7185062]

>>7184919
>bug chasing degenerate or incel cope master
somewhere in between these two extremes is the sweet spot

>>7171614
>>7171614
>could we see a shmup + FFV cross-over retro game soon?
Square made Einhander and FFV. So a cross-over rpg shmup is possible

[Anonymous No.7185067]

>>7185062
Just because 1 ugmo got lucky and got an asia girlfriend doesn't mean it's easy to obtain one. I would know...

[Anonymous No.7185190]

what's the best darius game to start for someone new to shmups?

[Anonymous No.7185210]

>>7185190
Gradius II

[Anonymous No.7185226]

>>7185190
Gayden

[Anonymous No.7185229]

>>7185190
wipeout ya minge

[Anonymous No.7185420]

>>7185229
t. doesn't even have a driver's license

[Anonymous No.7185425]

based mark fixin' to dump ass on CLP's score

[Anonymous No.7185645]

>>7185425

[Anonymous No.7185651]

>>7185425
hes not using shishin though, hes using krauts character kosame so he needs to beat kraut which is 58? mill, just watched a bit of marks play and hes fully shit atm, getting to cat with 1 mill..... i get to cat with 7-10 but of course these idiots always think "hurr cant beat easy its just catspider milk!!"

[Anonymous No.7185668]

>>7185651
Character differences don't matter much unless you're close to the counterstop. At the 50-60 million level it's not a factor and we treat them all equally.

[Anonymous No.7185675]

>>7185668
yes they do, they have separate scores for a reason, its absolutely a factor thats why kraut changed chars, if you had any knowledge which you dont so no idea why you think youre authority you'd know that they all excel in diff areas throughout the game, so no i dont care how "we treat them", you dont have a score you dont get an opinion.

[Anonymous No.7185721]

>>7185668
Yep 50-60 million is basically free.

[Anonymous No.7185942]

>>7185651
they're all counted the same in america. deal with it son

[Anonymous No.7186034]

>>7185721
took kraut 2 years

[Anonymous No.7186041]

>>7186034
Mark will do it in 2 weeks. He's on another level compared to you losers. :)

[Anonymous No.7186080]

>>7186034
Prometheus said 50 mill takes like 50 hours.

[Anonymous No.7186097]

>>7186034
>>7186041

edit: Prometheus said 50 mill took him 2 months, total of 100 hours.*

[Anonymous No.7186098]

>>7186097
umm no sweety, chav said guwange is the most insane shmup of all time and can't be practiced because you need insane reactions for all the insane rng. it takes anyone years to hit 50 mil.

[Anonymous No.7186104]

50mill in guwange is a shit clear.

[Anonymous No.7186112]

asian gf on discord

[Anonymous No.7186116]

>>7186098
>>7186098

[Anonymous No.7186174]

>>7186097
yeah and beating him took me 2 months... whats your point? prom didnt even break fifty, after 50 though every increment is extreme jump in difficulty.

>>7186098
no i didnt, why do you insist on lying? or is it your comprehension issues?

>>7186104
who cares? just a silly game, funny thing is i did it with a ps1 pad on mame with lag, none of the robot fucks like rob or gaymers can handle it because they know they cant mindlessly and pointlesly copy everyone elses work./

[Anonymous No.7186203]

>>7186174
>who cares?

>makes an alt account on discord and pings mark to tell him how much you """""""don't care"""""" about him crushing your score

[Anonymous No.7186204]

>>7186203
no i didnt? evidence please.

[Anonymous No.7186212]

>>7186204
is it the INSANE memory or cope?

[Anonymous No.7186224]

>>7186212
then post the evidence? i mean we all forget irrelevant things rob thats why your dad forgot you.

[Anonymous No.7186232]

why don't you just play shmups again since you have your gamer glasses?

[Anonymous No.7186241]

>>7186174
>who cares? just a silly game, funny thing is I was the victim of ps1 dpad input lag mame cope
you can't say who cares then immediately try to validate yourself lol

[Anonymous No.7186257]

>>7186241

[Anonymous No.7186270]

>>7186257
clast will never be able to not talk in memes (and will also never be japanese)

[Anonymous No.7186316]

>>7171232
>Christmas has been detected.
>Activate Christmas?

[Anonymous No.7186475]

>>7186232
why the fuck would i want to do that? i regret every second spent on this dipshit genre, its for absolute losers.

[Anonymous No.7186481]

>>7186270
thats why he has absolutely no irl friends and is a virgin (well he isn't because he fucked his sister)

[Anonymous No.7186493]

>>7186257
>unironically using twitter reaction pics
So this is the trashiest general by far I take it?

[Anonymous No.7186494]

Are there any winter or snow-themed shmups?

I think Deathsmiles 2 might be, based on the artwork, but I couldn't get it working in mame or FBN.

[Anonymous No.7186505]

>>7186475
>i regret every second spent on this dipshit genre, its for absolute losers.
yet here you are. . .everyday...can't let go. . .

[Anonymous No.7186551]

>>7186505
oh no i come here just to inform you of what utter feral filth dumb cunt shit you all are, nothing more nothing less.

[Anonymous No.7186578]

>>7186475
you're a loser though

>fake illness
>neet
>incel
>no driver's license
>gamer glasses

Sounds perfect for you.

[Anonymous No.7186581]

>>7186494
Not retro but touhou 16 somewhat

[Anonymous No.7186610]

>>7178174
>take the buddhist pill
>>7178124
>all humans are disgusting full of disease and stink
>Yes all are disgusting
>>>7181849
>>community is full of obsessive egomaniacs
>>7186551
>i come here just to inform you of what utter feral filth dumb cunt shit you all are

the mental illness is real

[Anonymous No.7186623]

>>7186610
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.7186639]

>>7186623
(you)

>>7171614
I wouldn't mind a sequel to Einhander desu

[Anonymous No.7186659]

>>7186270
>>7186481
put on your robe and gamer glasses and get back to gran autismo, speed racer

[Anonymous No.7186661]

>>7186659
hasn't clast been a neet for 12 years? lmao

[Anonymous No.7186734]

>>7186659
put your penis in a niggers arse

[Anonymous No.7186829]

>>7186661
i work bruv.
more satisfying than being on the dole for a cornucopia of fake and real mental illnesses innit

[Anonymous No.7186842]

>>7186829

[Anonymous No.7186850]

>>7186829
So you were a neet for 11 years or so until recently then? I know you and aquas were known for never having jobs

[Anonymous No.7187086]

>>7186850
i was a neet for a long time and wish i would have gotten a job sooner. that's why we as a community need to help chav, tell him to get a job, get off the dole, get some deodorant for the stinky girls, and fix his trainwreck life. the gamer glasses were a good first step but there's a lot of work to be done!

[Anonymous No.7187092]

>>7187086
As an ex neet it is easy to fall back into neetdom if you work shitty jobs. I hope your next step is to go to school.

[Anonymous No.7187128]

>>7186494
That pocky & rocky spiritual successor on PS2/Wii.

[Anonymous No.7187240]

>>7187086
excuse me cunt it was me that pushed you back into work among other things so dont fucking start lying rob lanky shite, mr so autistic he can't even do a mic chat with anyone but sits in whilst typing. You lost your virginity to your sister because you were the man of the house....
>>7186661
got his first job at 30+ lmfao

i worked for years and saved a ton so i never had to claim a penny.

[Anonymous No.7187247]

>>7187240
and i also make money on shares btw, how else do you think i fund fucking private healthcare in the UK? yeah dole money wouldnt ever cover that,

[Anonymous No.7187248]

>>7187240
>You lost your virginity to your sister
meme or true?

[Anonymous No.7187258]

>>7187248
i have very strong suspicion its true, very strong.

[Anonymous No.7187317]

>>7187240
>it was me that pushed you back into work
let's add delusional to the list >>7186578

[Anonymous No.7187472]

>>7181902
that's some selfworth issues man

[Anonymous No.7187640]

>>7187317
its absolutely true, without shmupg and us lot in the cord encouraging you you wouldnt have even got the idea, lets not forget all the help for how to talk to a girl.... and people in general... and how to do an interview? and you fucked your sister, i know it and you know it.

[Anonymous No.7187671]

>>7187640
Stop doxing your userbase.

[Anonymous No.7187683]

>>7187671
if you think theres any dox in that youre a fucking tranny retard, oh wait you are a tranny retard..

[Anonymous No.7187705]

>>7187683
This is why nobody wants to join your discord. You keep profiling and harassing people you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.7187714]

>>7187705
what shit you smoking? i dont have a discord you thick feral cunt.

[Anonymous No.7187724]

>>7187714
Sure hide behind anonymity.
I've been calling out for years that your community is too harassment happy

[Anonymous No.7187910]

>>7187640
all memes aside, you're genuinely clueless and delusional.

[Anonymous No.7187915]

>>7187910
cors bruv.

[Anonymous No.7188049]

any other good neo-dadshit to play aside from g.rev's stuff?

[Anonymous No.7188072]

Anyone else appreciate the irony of -the- biggest loser in the community calling everyone else a loser?

[Anonymous No.7188081]

>>7188072
Who? Iconoclast? Yeah pretty ironic.

[Anonymous No.7188093]

can anyone here recommend some gamer glasses to help me shmup?

[Anonymous No.7188101]

>>7188049
for poojin there's Infinos and Satazius. Admittedly I haven't played the former but the latter is a great Gradius clone that does its own thing too. Crisis Wing is an homage to Tatsujin and it's not bad.

[Anonymous No.7188107]

>>7171232
I

[Anonymous No.7188127]

>when your gamer glasses come in the post

[Anonymous No.7188204]

>>7188049
Gradius V (ps2). Top notch hori and prob best in series.

>>7187240
>>7187640
Get lost kid you talk too much.

[Anonymous No.7188206]

>>7188081
Get lost kid you're stuck in a loop.

[Anonymous No.7188905]

>WTN's sekrit donpachi replay gets posted
>600 views
all that hullabaloo about muh donpachi strats and nobody cares lmao

[Anonymous No.7188923]

>>7188905
we got too cocky, cavebros

[Anonymous No.7188953]

>>7188081
>Who? Iconoclast? Yeah pretty ironic
this, but at least he copied a jap replay once!

[Anonymous No.7188967]

>>7188204
you get lost bellend, you're like a clingy fart, no one knows you, you aren't part of anything and you just post that shite gradius v everywhere.

[Anonymous No.7188981]

>>7188967
hit the bricks kid, the vroomers are that way ->

[Anonymous No.7189000]

>>7188981
ok i will


if

your scores are better than mine in games we both played.... if they are i'll leave.

[Anonymous No.7189032]

>>7189000
so long speed racer

[Anonymous No.7189042]

>>7189032
yeah nice cap, now evidence that's you? and i said gameS and THEY so i need some more, 3 scores and i'll never post again.

[Anonymous No.7189045]

>>7189032
based

[Anonymous No.7189049]

>>7189042

[Anonymous No.7189050]

>>7189042

[Anonymous No.7189051]

>>7189049
again evidence thats even you?

[Anonymous No.7189053]

>>7189050
no i said games and they, check.

[Anonymous No.7189056]

>>7189049

[Anonymous No.7189061]

>>7189032
>>7189049
>>7189056
oh fuck me its you rob, why are you even here at 4.30 am? lmao, go to bed you saddo or is sister over for nightcap?

[Anonymous No.7189064]

>>7189061
>it's rob so it doesn't count
DERP!

[Anonymous No.7189069]

>>7189064
he's up at 4.30 am.... doing this... that's no victory.

[Anonymous No.7189071]

Wow, speedracer sucks.

[Anonymous No.7189076]

>>7189071
ask rob about the time he did the same with pinball to me and got BTFO

he's a one trick and the trick is copying jap replays 8hrs a day, no exaggeration.

[Anonymous No.7189079]

[Anonymous No.7189083]

>>7189076
So if you watch a replay your score doesn't count? That's some cope.

[Anonymous No.7189086]

some of the saddest shit i've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.7189096]

>>7189000

[Anonymous No.7189110]

>I don't care about me scores! shmups are shite! players are shite!
>''ok then get lost''
>Nooooooooooooooooooooo someone has to beat my scores first!
>*scores.jpg*
>No!!!! Rob doesn't count!! he studies jap replays!! ahhh!!! not fair!

What's sad is this guy has nothing better to do and no one else to talk to except people in a thread who obviously find him annoying and mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.7189119]

NOOOOOOOOO learning the game is cheating!

[Anonymous No.7189173]

>>7189086
>some of the saddest shit i've ever seen.
agreed, he's up at 4.30am....

>>7189110
mate if i knew it was rob i KNOW all his scores lmao


>>7189119
>>7189083
not at all but its tragic as fuck and completely robotic, why even bother? go do something you find fun instead or at least come up with some shit yourself..

[Anonymous No.7189175]

>>7189173
>agreed, he's up at 4.30am....
almost as if he has a job...

[Anonymous No.7189184]

>>7189175
>being this naive

yeah im sure robs up at 4am for work and comes here first....

[Anonymous No.7189204]

Gradius V (ps2). Top notch hori and prob best in series.

not according to SWY

[Anonymous No.7189219]

>>7189184
My alarm is set for 430 every day. Cope and btfo.

[Anonymous No.7189258]

>>7189173
Why are you so obsessed with this guy? Are you gay?

[Anonymous No.7189265]

>>7189173
>>7189000
>>7189096

>>7189032
>>7189049
>>7189056

[Anonymous No.7189278]

>>7189173
maybe you can beat his scores now that you have the gaymer glasses

[Anonymous No.7189285]

>>7189265
brutal

[Anonymous No.7189298]

I played this old pc game, where you have to survive as long as possible in an asteroid field or something.
The games was 2d and it allowed you to move in any direction, sort of like sinistar.
It was a simple freeware release and not really a shmup, but i hope someone here knows its name.

[Anonymous No.7189302]

>>7189298
Just to clarify you cant shoot in the game, you just use your ship to dodge white dots.

[Anonymous No.7189308]

>>7189265
>2021.jpg
can't wait for new year

[Anonymous No.7189346]

>>7189298
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.7189361]

>>7189298
>>7189302
>>7189346
Well alright I was hoping to find it again but i guess its too obscure

[Anonymous No.7189385]

>>7189219
and first thing you do is check 4chan? lmfao ok rob
(Fri)09:24:41
its when i get up for work bros!
(Fri)10:52:41
im g-going to work honest thats why i was up!

up at 4.30 straight onto 4chan and still here over an hr later... who do you think you're fooling?

>>7189265
lets keep it accurate


>>7189278
god no, you're advocating becoming a massive loser, naw thanks.

[Anonymous No.7189389]

>>7189361
yeah welcome to shmups mate the community are fucking atrocious and cunt. Reminds me of an old 80s arcade game

[Anonymous No.7189551]

clast...you're shmup scores don't even count facts is you'll never be as cool or smart as me.
clast
hey rob
I don't care about shmups anymore hate all of you
rob
you hear me? ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please respond.

[Anonymous No.7189582]

>>7189551
>>7189265
Lmao
>>7189385
Get a job and buy some soap for the stinky girls in your life

[Anonymous No.7189602]

>>7189582
>gets his first minimum wage job at 30
>suddenly tells others to get a job
?

[Anonymous No.7189639]

I play arcade shmups on mame with 2-4 credits, because I like to pretend they're PC engine games with those rules, and its quite fun. I will not change.

Merry Christmas

[Anonymous No.7189641]

>>7189639
What happens if you're about to finish the game on 1 credit?

[Anonymous No.7189926]

>>7189602
Get a job.

[Anonymous No.7190008]

>>7189602
>>7189602
against someone who worked since 14, never claimed and lives on share investments...

>>7189258
>>7189551
>>7189582
i'll never leave rob

im not his dad,

[Anonymous No.7190052]

>>7189639
You know that compromises your score, right?

[Anonymous No.7190198]

>>7190008

[Anonymous No.7190214]

speedracer btfo

back to /vroom/

[Anonymous No.7190461]

I just wanna talk about shmups you guys suck

[Anonymous No.7190465]

>>7190461
get here
https://shmups.system11.org/
or to one of the numerous discords dedicated to the genre
post-2017 /shmupg/ is not the place for shmup discussions

[Anonymous No.7190501]

>>7190461
then start a shmup conversation instead of just whining, faggot.

[Anonymous No.7190525]

>>7190501
Nah

[Anonymous No.7190573]

>>7190501
i try and people just talk about literally whos

[Anonymous No.7190630]

>>7190573
t. literally who

[Anonymous No.7190692]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg

[Anonymous No.7190801]

let's be real, nobody itt is employed.

[Anonymous No.7190905]

the job is fake

[Anonymous No.7190987]

The scores? Fake.
The job? Fake.
The illness? Fake.
The games? Fake.
The interest? Fake.
The replays? Fake.
The strategies? Fake.
The vagina? Fake.

Is there anything in this hobby that's real?

[Anonymous No.7190994]

>>7190987
>Is there anything in this hobby that's real?
the seethe n cope

[Anonymous No.7191249]

ok lets talk about garegga

[Anonymous No.7191330]

>>7191249
it's shit
let's talk about cave

[Anonymous No.7191348]

>>7191330
it's shit
let's talk about zing zing zip

[Anonymous No.7191353]

>>7191249
is it me or is rank control mostly optional until stage 4

[Anonymous No.7191385]

>>7191348
it's shit
let's talk about rayden and the ways in which 2 is better than dx

[Anonymous No.7191447]

>>7191353
depends on how hard you control your rank
most i do is a semi-pacifist stage 1 and just don't collect options till stage 4

[Anonymous No.7191548]

clast? I think I went to fast in me racers...me illness is acting up
clast? what shmup you playing m8?
rob?
where'd everybody go?

[Anonymous No.7191883]

thinking about buying another monitor just to keep in tate mode
hate rotating and unrotating

[Anonymous No.7191924]

>>7191883
get one of those old dell 4:3 monitors

[Anonymous No.7191952]

Why was she such a bitch?

[Anonymous No.7191959]

>>7191883
just play horis instead
pcsx2 can turn ps2 games into HD

[Anonymous No.7191963]

>>7191959
>treasure ports ikaruga to pc but can't port any other game

[Anonymous No.7192003]

>>7191952
its what happens when a women gets fat

[Anonymous No.7192013]

>>7192003
She's still a bitch when she gets skinny though

[Anonymous No.7192143]

>>7191548
>where'd everybody go?
t. clast aged 3

>>7191883
go to any second hand shop and pick one up.

[Anonymous No.7192206]

>>7172361
Artist? Can't really read that signature.

[Anonymous No.7192216]

>>7192206
because you can't read fullstop, big surprise..

it says @surrealtone

all you had to do was open it and use ctrl+

[Anonymous No.7192225]

>>7192206
now give the chav a fucking thank you you uncourteous cunt.

[Anonymous No.7192237]

>>7192216
>>7192225
I thank thee and wish prosperity upon your family and livestock.

[Anonymous No.7192245]

>>7192237
you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.7192890]

tinhorn ric streaming daioh https://www.twitch.tv/synthricardo

[Anonymous No.7193175]

>>7192890
rick with that top tier social skill...

[Anonymous No.7193194]

>>7193175
wait a second isnt meppz some retarded shitter from fgg

[Anonymous No.7193668]

>>7191952
I mean you killed her son tbf.

[Anonymous No.7193693]

>>7182064
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.7193752]

>>7193194
its a friend of akagis so probs

[Anonymous No.7193759]

what are some daoist-approved shumps to play?

[Anonymous No.7193798]

I'm not entirely sure about these top two scores lads...

[Anonymous No.7193840]

>>7193668
Wasn't he already at his limit and gonna die soon anyway?

[Anonymous No.7193857]

>>7193840
Yeah but the mom didn't know any of this shit, she just thought you murdered her son for fun or something.

[Anonymous No.7193865]

>>7193759
that books actually a pretty cool introduction. as for approved? no, they all are if one is mindful.

[Anonymous No.7194007]

>>7193857
Just looked back into it and yeah apparently some of her scouts had seen Aki die in Reco's arms and told Larsa what they saw. But in Futari she did basically send Palm out into the forest to die because she only cared about Aki and had a few more sons who could take his place as prince.

[Anonymous No.7194285]

>>7194007
>Just looked back into it and yeah apparently some of her scouts had seen Aki die in Reco's arms and told Larsa what they saw. But in Futari she did basically send Palm out into the forest to die because she only cared about Aki and had a few more sons who could take his place as prince.

[Anonymous No.7194317]

>>7193175
Should have seen him when everyone started talking about shmup lore during that French touhou stream

[Anonymous No.7194407]

>>7194317
what happened?

[Anonymous No.7194420]

if i get good at one shooting game do i improve at others? i am playing my first shooting game, pocky and rocky single player normal and it's brutally kicking my ass but i love the feeling of clearing the stages. i cleared the three first stages (of 6) on one continue which i am pretty proud of

[Anonymous No.7194470]

>>7194420
Yes your skill will transfer. But you will need to keep pushing yourself playing stuff that challenges you.

[Anonymous No.7194589]

>all the faggots from here follow me to vroom to sniff fart

>hardly any activity here

really makes u think

[Anonymous No.7194609]

>>7194589
shmup trannys are an obsessive bunch

[Anonymous No.7194629]

>>7194609
haha yeah pearl and the gang, trannies are hateful and bitter as fuck, pure collective glue for the insecure rainbow brigade. Most have absent fathers to.

[Anonymous No.7194645]

>>7194589
who?

[Anonymous No.7194740]

>>7194645
the one and only cee

[Anonymous No.7194782]

>>7194740
who?

[Anonymous No.7194783]

>>7194629
live happy knowing that pearl is a future tranny and iconoclast will go back to being a neet after hes done buying all the toys hes wanted and posts them on twitter.

[Anonymous No.7194814]

>>7194629
>>7194783
Samefag
Cope

[Anonymous No.7194815]

>>7194814
seethe and buy more toys

[Anonymous No.7194857]

>>7194783
delicious cope right before bed

[Anonymous No.7194861]

>>7194783
>one day you'll be a miserable neet like me! one day clast!
lmao at this neet cope

[Anonymous No.7194863]

>>7194861
clast was a neet for 11 years and got a job at 30 to buys toys. once hes bought every product he wants he will get burnt out of being a minimum wager and go back to neet status. its happened to me before.

[Anonymous No.7194873]

>>7194863
>its happened to me before
ooooooooooooooof, the smoking gun of PROJECTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

[Anonymous No.7194885]

>>7194873
Talk to any older ex neet who works minimum wage jobs. They often go back to being a neet because they have no future in the job market. I went back to school in order to get out of the cycle. It'll happen to you too, clast. Especially since you don't know how to conversate without memes and 4chan speak.

[Anonymous No.7194903]

>>7194885

[Anonymous No.7194906]

>>7194903
Cope for what?

[Anonymous No.7194912]

>>7194906
your poor work ethic

[Anonymous No.7194918]

>>7194912
Not being satisfied with $10 an hour is not poor work ethic lol. Went to school and make $55k now, not that much to some but I can support myself and I'm not miserable doing slave labor.

[Anonymous No.7194935]

i was gonna ask for help with guwange but holy shit this thread is more downs syndrome than it is autistic

[Anonymous No.7194960]

>>7187247
>and i also make money on shares btw
>>7194918
>Went to school and also make $55k/year too
Cool story.

>>7194935
Guwange is a good one. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.7195323]

>>7186829
>more satisfying

[Anonymous No.7195389]

clast I posted something!!!
answer me!

[Anonymous No.7195403]

>>7194960
>>7195389
lmao

[Anonymous No.7195762]

Got a 1cc in MUSHA last night which is nice because I suck at shmups and have limited time. This and Space Megaforce were very comfy shmups. Hard enough in the later parts levels that you have to keep your head up, but chill enough overall that you don't have to be some savant to do well or grind with routing. I'll probably look at Gun Nac or Blazing Lasers next.

Man, Compile is so great. Thank you guys for the recommendation. They made Puyo Puyo too...so based.

[Anonymous No.7195810]

>>7195762
>Space Megaforce
>Puyo Puyo
good stuff

[Anonymous No.7196704]

>>7195762
>and have limited time.
stop playing jarpigs then you'll have more time for shmups that aren't babyfuck easy