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Post things that remind you of games before they were ruined by ideologues

>> No.7136074
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>> No.7136085

Man those are some nice 4chan

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>> No.7137627
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They lost like 4 cup sizes between Diablo 1 and 2. The shrinking of videogame T&A started earlier than you think it did.

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>> No.7137662

At least Diablo 3 made them topless again.

>> No.7137686
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now we got cool porn games. I guess I am okay with that deal

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>> No.7137694

Back the fuck up to /v/, where (You) and shit threads like this belong

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>offended by a wall of text and fun images
>having a brain aneurysm

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She was hotter in the sequel, but I really like how dominant she looked in the first game.

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>> No.7137754

Western artists can't draw an attractive female face to save their lives.

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>> No.7137768
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One of the earliest victims of allowing women into executive roles.

>> No.7137801 [SPOILER] 
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>Princess Sevenleaf

>> No.7137837

>Projecting this hard
Yup, back to /v/ you go

>> No.7138173
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>mfw I tapped a A3 glossy promo poster of SiN (basically Elexis in a sexy pose) on my door from the game's release to 2010

I'm now ashamed my parents had to see this every day. I didn't realize it was so sexual, I just really enjoyed the multiplayer :(

>> No.7138584

I did the same thing with Lola Bunny from Space Jam and I'm just thankful that my parents have never fucking mentioned it the fact that I made it abundantly clear to them that I wanted to fuck a cartoon rabbit.

>> No.7138595

The vast, VAST majority of porn "games" are utter garbage in terms of gameplay - if they even have gameplay at all. I want good games with hot big tiddied women.

>> No.7138597

this garnet steven universe looking ho would be fine today

>> No.7138598

lmao fuck you nigger! This is a /vr/ thread and here it belongs!

>> No.7138605

No; her tits would be tiny and she'd be wearing pants.

>> No.7138606

i think they thought coco would bring in the little sister audience unlike tawna

>> No.7138612

no, you just jack off to that rent-free scenario in your head too often. plenty of essjewdubloo character designs are lewder than the sorceress

>> No.7138617

Ignore him. He's sum buttblasted queer tranny, mad that that straight cis males are enjoying themselves.

Dude probably writes for some blog that calls itself journalism.

>> No.7138619

Please post examples? Mainstream games mind you.

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>> No.7138623
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Zero effort in her face.

Some of us enjoy retro Booba

>> No.7138624

"mainstream games" are like mobile games and fortnite-likes. there's just not an equivalent to gauntlet. the lack of boobs in the extremely conglomerated mess that is modern gaming is moreso to pander to kids since the average gamer age is younger than ever and keeps going down

>> No.7138626

>mfw my little sister loves Crash games and identified with Coco growing up

Looks like they were right.

>> No.7138630

So you admit you're wrong then, cool.

>> No.7138632

i'm saying your muh gamergate dead horse hypothesis is incorrect to begin with. there's less boobs in games because there's less games made by less people

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I miss her big elf milkers

>> No.7138636

>moving goalposts intensifies
Okay bud

>> No.7138640

>>reading comprehension
if you just want to annoy people then yeah go back to /v/

>> No.7138643

Just to remind me of what you posted because you seemingly have a short attention span:
>plenty of essjewdubloo character designs are lewder than the sorceress
I asked for examples and you gave none and instead pivoted to some weird argument that there are fewer games made or something. I understand that you probably have autism and are dishonest but please just stop.

>> No.7138662

sjw niggas btfo lmfao

>> No.7138681

Show me females from western videogame from a major publisher with tits that big and a waist that small, released in the last 10 years.

>> No.7138721

>the lack of boobs in the extremely conglomerated mess that is modern gaming is moreso to pander to kids since the average gamer age is younger than ever and keeps going down

The age of the average gamer is only going up, retard.

>there's less boobs in games because there's less games made by less people

There are more games released in a single month these days than there were in entire fucking year back then.

Just face it. You're fucking wrong. SJW's killed fanservice in western videogames and everyone fucking knows it. Everyone except you and your estrogen-pickled tranny brain.

>> No.7138728

>B. Orchid
>looks like Janet Jackson for some reason
Rare went full retard with character designs in KI2.

>> No.7138729

coomed to this multiple times back in the day

>> No.7138730
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not that guy but here you go

>> No.7138732
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>sjws can't even slut shame her because her obesity means they're literally forced to call her beautiful

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>> No.7138736

Fail. That game is from 2009.

>> No.7138738
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Dark Legacy was kino

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>> No.7138742

Fail. Tits nowhere near as big.

>> No.7138746 [SPOILER] 
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But her design is recent.

>> No.7138749

Again, tiny tits. Fail.

>> No.7138750

Those tits are nowhere near close to as big, not even in the ballpark.

>> No.7138760

Your argument is 'b-but they haven't shrunk her tits since 2009!'.

Even if we DID accept this distortion of the rules, this brings the number of western games from major companies in the last 10 years to feature big set of titties on an itty bitty waist to ONE.

>> No.7138769

>Thought this was gross when I was a teen
>Would fuck the shit out of this now that I'm in my 30s

Aging is a damn weird thing.

>> No.7138771
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You just want tits of a very specific size. Is fanservice still around? Yes. But is it the very very very specific kind you want? no. So ultimately you're just an entitled brat begging for milkies. Tits the size of watermelons don't look good with modern graphics. It passed in the old days but it looks so dumb today. If you want fat tats you're stuck with 2d

Big asses are still fine so yay me.

>> No.7138785

>liking big tits is some obscure fetish
lmao what a faggot, they don't give female characters big tits anymore because it offends trannys such as yourself.

>> No.7138793
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Theres a difference between big and bimbo. So according to you either the girl has watermelon boobs or its a tranny? You're so cucked by your bimbo fetish. Go outside for once. Also try contributing to the thread with images. The moment I stop posting is the moment the thread dies

>> No.7138797

Basically anything 2D.

>> No.7138805

Is that actually from a game? Can I get some sauce if so?

>> No.7138808

>Storm's slutty Mommy
I'm okay with this

>> No.7138809

Look up Capcoms Marvel super heroes and Vs series games, shes in a bunch of em.

>> No.7138814

dont give attention to namefags you /v/ tourist

>> No.7138817
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That sprite above looks really clear though.

This is what I'm use to,

>> No.7138826

Taki is still pretty much the same slut as ever to be desu

>> No.7138860
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>is it the very very very specific kind you want? no.

H-cups are not a "very very very specific" thing. Nice to see you're admitting this stuff is fucking gone, from modern, western games though.

>Tits the size of watermelons don't look good with modern graphics.

Japan disagrees with your faggot opinion.

>> No.7138861

Is that from that Valkyria Chronicles series? I didn't know it had big tiddy waifus.... hmm...

>> No.7138937

Thanks anon. I coomed :^)

>> No.7138941

You fag ha ha ha ha

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>> No.7138969

You sound like an SJW to be honest.

>Waaah, why is there no representation of (insert body type here)? Fucking shitlord game developers should cater to my niche specifically

>> No.7138978

Butthurt incoming.

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>> No.7139034
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At some point in development she had a face that resembled her KI1 model (as you can see in several ending screens). She should have stayed with that face IMO.

>> No.7139129

Enemy reaction to your shots and the fact that its different for every weapon/damage type is an important part of weapon feel

Which is one of the few reasons to play Brutal Doom.
Someone needs to incorporate its enemy-weapon interactions without all the accompanying cancer. Sadly BDlite decided to incorporate all the cancer instead,

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>> No.7139637
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There aren't any. There are some Western devs who still put fan service in their games but tits are only allowed up to a certain size.

>> No.7139657 [DELETED] 

Wanting developers to cater to your likes and dislikes isn't a mentality limited to SJWs, it's all consumers in general. You may as well say that someone is an SJW because they don't like something and SJWs are also capable of not liking something thus they are an SJW.

>> No.7139681
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This entire game
>find anime girl taking a shit
>she shoots at you
>you can blow her up and flush the toilet
>find night vision googles

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>> No.7139694

what game is this?

>> No.7139847

How do you know the series but don't know about the fanservice. There's a reason why the character designs were done by an hentai artist.

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>> No.7140069

Illbleed is based, wish I had a dreamcast controller to play it with

>> No.7140080 [DELETED] 

>Hating fun

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>> No.7140135 [DELETED] 
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When the days of being online changed from being at a hardwired computer relegated to one room like a fridge or stove and now you can be a lazy fuck watching Big Bang Theory in bed while bitching about the patriarchy or saying BLM secretly on your phone when you should really be focusing on your job at Walmart or McDonalds, the world changed forever.

The lazy middle of the road normies that made up 95% of the Western world and were the drones of society got onto the internet and it was the end of society and it's most powerful tool.

>> No.7140145

Is that Gaiden black or sigma?

>> No.7140190

Black running on the OG Xbox.

>> No.7140294

Blame the chinks for lack of boob now.

>> No.7140302

>now you can be a lazy fuck watching Big Bang Theory in bed while bitching about the patriarchy or saying BLM secretly on your phone
Yeah man, those weirdos obsessed with politics are really something, aren't they?

>> No.7140304

Big tits make women feel inadequate, even more reason for big tiddies in games.

>> No.7140323
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>no one posting on of the OG tranny-triggerers

>> No.7140350

It's the chinese bot farms. They run them from rooms full of dozens and dozens of phones.

>> No.7140352

Unlike SJWs I actually buy play videogames.

>> No.7140373
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Traditional two bar electric heater.

>> No.7140395
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i understand the appreciation for booba, but i'm more of a poopa man myself

>> No.7140440

Dark Queen isn't a tranny.

>> No.7140464

>Big tits make trannies feel inadequate

>> No.7140596
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Look what they did to my girl

>> No.7140604
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> Be a loser guy
> Can't get women
> Blame society on why women don't like them
> Start fucking guys
> "Oh man I don't want to be a fucking faggot"
> Star dressing up like a girl
> "I am not gay, i'm a straight trans women"
> Still pegging guys in the ass while calling themselves a woman

They are out there, and we are expected to act like they are normal rational people

>> No.7140615
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Even mario had booba back when

>> No.7140634
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It was the 90s, when deviants were stuck ODing in an alley instead of on their phone stealing Starbucks wifi to talk about why Transpeople can't have periods and are still "women"

>> No.7140645

Shut up commie stop shitting up the thread and contribute something. Worthless leech

>> No.7140648

You could always try not getting triggered

>> No.7140649

Nothing commie about pointing out that transpeople are mentally ill.

>> No.7140651

In Japan we have a catch all term for them

"They are sick" as we point to our head.

>> No.7140660

Next he'll call you a tranny

>> No.7140664

No, caring about "representation" for different races and body types and genders etc. is specifically a social justice issue. Normal people don't give a shit how big a woman's boobs are or what color she is or if there's enough transgender wheelchair lesbians as long as the game is fun to play. Wanting to see women with big breasts in Diablo makes you an SJW.

>> No.7140669

>no u
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself

>> No.7140676

Video games should be about stuff that's cool.

Nothing cool about a fat chick
or a gay dude
or a transwoman

In fact, all of those are rather depressing. They are the bad ending to a game, not the hero.

>> No.7140689 [DELETED] 

>Normal people don't give a shit how big a woman's boobs are or what color she is or if there's enough transgender wheelchair lesbians as long as the game is fun to play
You're so amazingly dishonest; you just pull nonsense arguments right out of your ass if you think it supports your position in the moment. What an absolute piece of shit.

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Maybe they're related?

>> No.7140768

>you become progressively fatter throughout the course of the game
>ultimately becoming obese
>this is the bad ending

>> No.7140783

I'd hit it

>> No.7140791 [DELETED] 

I'd call you a retard a couple years ago but seeing the sheer amount of mindless spam on /v/ I don't doubt it anymore.

>> No.7140813

Name 1

>> No.7140821

Don't forget the tank top and "doesn't take shit from nobody" attitude

>> No.7140859

I love how the nerds who make games never have any idea of realistic weights for any female characters. She'd be at least 230lb at that height and size. Same with big male characters

>> No.7140882

What game is this?

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>> No.7140916
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This sort of writing is dearly missed.

>> No.7141076
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It gets worse

>> No.7141098
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videogames were better without political correct agenda.

>> No.7141113

I miss car booth babes

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>> No.7141140

This. I'm a 5'10" man who weighs around 165 and I can wear a small trim shirt without issue. No way somebody with those stats would have a hanging gut with big tits and a huge ass, unless they had very severe muscle atrophy that would prevent them from being able to move in the type of armor that she's wearing.

>> No.7141167

With my warhammer, then I'd fuck her.

>> No.7141178
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I do indeed enjoy tits and ass.

>> No.7141194
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Kitana then:

Kitana now:

>> No.7141236

Unapologetically yes.

>> No.7141249

So...who's the transgendered transvestite?

>> No.7141253
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Despite this shit pic, you've got to give Netherrealms credit for making their characters appear Asian.

Lets compare to Capcoms African characters who have blue eyes and white hair.

>> No.7141256

There's nothing wrong with this.

>> No.7141276

She looks great though

>> No.7141296
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I fixed it

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Then theres nothing wrong with this.

>> No.7141326

That's a somewhat dishonest argument (how shocking) seeing as Disney's Ariel is a pre-existing character whereas Elena is original.

>> No.7141329

How is this /vr/-related exactly?

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Definitely, I'd rather her appear like an attractive African though.

>> No.7141350

>"there's not enough trans women of color in this game"
>hahaha what a stupid sjw :D :D
>noooo there's not enough large-breasted small waisted women in this game :((((

You're literally the god-damn same. Who the fuck cares as long as the game is fun to play?

>> No.7141358 [DELETED] 

>muh horseshoe!
Nope not the same at all, I don't demand some sort of representation in nearly all vidya - just miss big tiddies in games. Bad argument, low-IQ, SAD.

>> No.7141372
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>Who the fuck cares
Dead or Alive Beach Volley ball fans

A native of Kenya shouldn't look this way.

>> No.7141386

>A native of Kenya shouldn't look this way.
And that has what to do with blackwashing Ariel? Are you actually retarded?

>> No.7141404

I don't give a shit about Ariel, my initial post was praising Netherrealm for making their Asians look Asian.

>> No.7141409

And blackwashing? The best actor is all that matters when it comes to movies.

>> No.7141415
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I remember being shocked as a youngster seeing Adon's big milkers.

>> No.7141432
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Alexis is so fucking hot

>> No.7141447

And then your followup post was saying that Elena not looking African means that blackwashing Ariel is okay even though she was previously white. It's like I'm speaking to a child, and not a very bright one.

>> No.7141485

Fuck I want to play Dark Legacy now

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>> No.7141492

I was just messing around with that reply. You took it awfully personal.

>> No.7141527
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>Caper in the Castro is a murder mystery video game developed by C.M. Ralph and released in 1989. It is the earliest known computer game to focus on LGBT themes.[2][3][4][5] The game was originally released for Mac computers and distributed freely on bulletin board systems as charityware to raise money for the AIDS epidemic.[1]

Uh...redditbros, this doesn't align with my false narrative that games weren't political back then....

>> No.7141551

why did squenix reduce tifa's tits in ff7r?
have the sjw infiltrated japan?

>> No.7141573

>you've got to give Netherrealms credit for making their characters appear Asian.

But she's an Edenian.

>> No.7141583

>some piece of garbage nobody has ever heard of

Go back to twitter and take your inane faggotry with you.

>> No.7141584

>literal fag game
>first released on Mac
Imagine my shock.

>> No.7141603

It's what happens when game devs try to sell their games to China, they have to neuter their own games to make it marketable there.

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Man, the good old days, developers never had any agenda or commentary.

>> No.7141624

you mean america?
there are lots of sjw there.

>> No.7141630

Who do you think is funding all of those SJW idiots?

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>> No.7141672
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Here's another game with well executed LGBT themes.

>> No.7141705
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I wonder...

>> No.7141736

Very funny wise guy.

>> No.7141863

PC Powerplay Australia used to have some good articles, I remember that about 15-20 years ago the final article of every issue would be a deep dive (by magazine standards of the day, standard high quality fanblog these days) into a "classic" game (so Lemmings, Secret of Monkey Island, that sort of stuff was featured). Iirc, they actually did a deep dive into the Leisure Suit Larry series at one point, and while I don't personally like LSL (the humour just never stuck with me, I preferred my comedic porn games a little different) the fact that a magazine would just casually do a deep dive into a porn adventure series in the 2000s was later than most in the industry had thrown such things to the "problematic" curb.

>> No.7142096

LSL and Al Lowe are based. Being gay is the Game Over ending even in real life.

>> No.7142192

real life?

>> No.7142258

Its a damn shame this never got a pal release

>> No.7142259

> Uh...redditbros, this doesn't align with my false narrative that games weren't political back then....

Hi, resetera.

> games were always all about faggotry and commentary about local usa republican/democrat politics
> here's this perfectly representative sample

> oh and mgs is "political" or something, it's the same word so it means even kojima's secret for success was the political mind virus how much references to the progressive stack i can stack in one hour of gamepl... of cutscenes

> pay no mind to the times we said the localization for mgs2 is trash because he refused to allow his "shitty conspiracy theories" to be removed up to "hollywood standards", or that he should be "muzzled by konami further" because of quiet
> when people said they loved those moments in games, it means they loved POLITICS, it means we should have more of faggotry us events and less of juvenile kojima trash

> we were always at war with oceania

Fuck off

>> No.7142263

Hat do i need to look up to see more of this?

>> No.7142330

>The age of the average gamer is only going up, retard.
>There are more games released in a single month these days than there were in entire fucking year back then.
uh unless you're talking about elsa dentist mobile game shovelware, you're once again incorrect
>muh feminist tranny imaginary friend controls the world
rent free

>> No.7142335

>violently shrieking at your imaginary friend saying imaginary opinions
so this......................is the power.....................of a called-out redditor

>> No.7142364

I could be a lot of things actually. Flowing hair, plump ass (man's and women's asses look different), behaviour; last one especially. I fucking love gap moe and modern bitches in the west got all thorns and no rose.

>> No.7142369

But he's right, the IRL actresses for the first games and movies didn't even look asian.
Liu Kang and Shang Tsung were supposed to, and they did.

There was that green-eyed outworld bitch, forgot her name. Great body, but it's like they kept giving her man jaw on purpose.

>> No.7142380

actual retard. SJ in SJW means "social justice". this guy wants more big breasted chicks not because he larps as some fighter for the rights of the underrepresented, he just likes big fucking milkers.
this but unironically
i will colonize
yes, ariel is cute and bubbly and this negro looks she just got to top 0.05% of onlyfans

>> No.7142387

Ironically trying to pander to China has actually kept sjw shit out of media. That gay kiss scene in star wars episode 9 would've been 2 minutes long instead of 2 seconds if they didnt have to cut it out for Chinese audiences.

>> No.7142426

Disney has become another Hallmark channel.

>> No.7142430

If you're into bestiality I guess.

>> No.7142434

They are part of the problem. They don't do anything. They're just not as cringe as the Democratic Party.

>> No.7142458
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So, it's 1989 and
>Amiga has Shadow of the Beast
>DOS has Indiana Jones
>Segafags have Herzog Zwei and Golden Axe
>Nintendies have Mario 3
>Macniggers have a charity for fag bugchasers

>> No.7142662


It's actually better.

>> No.7142779
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China showed us that Hollywood does not really care about gays, trans or blacks. They only care about money. China does not want blacks, gays or trans. Hollywood will keep them out of their versions for the China-Bucks!

If tomorrow fucking little children is legal and makes up for 90% of China's population, Hollywood would have a pedo comedy flick in the can by now.

Next time you pick up a comic like Ms. Marvel, or think that a video game is catered to your trans needs, it's because they know you are a fucking tool and will take your mentally ill ass money.

>> No.7142796

>That's a somewhat dishonest argument
you are a strange fellow

>> No.7142812

Wasn't Black Panther one of their best selling movies globally?

>> No.7142843

Did you see Black Panther's poster in China and it's numbers? It's going to sting.

>> No.7142853

unless they shot the whole movie a second time with masks on every negro i don't think they could hide them from the chinese viewers. Besides, hollywood likes money, so if it does well globally why do they care about catering to china?

>> No.7142909

>actually kept sjw shit out of media
Yeah, only for them though. It's ok with them if we get stuck with garbage after all, they fund it.

>> No.7142994

if you go through the texture files, you can see her beaver in the texture where she is very damaged. I think you also see her nipple, but I am not sure.

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Dollars to doughnuts there are two anons who have contributed at least 90% of the thread images; you arguing retard leeches should be ashamed!

>> No.7143123
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This was a commercial Amiga game reviewed in mainstream Amiga magazines (and quite positively, in fact).

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>> No.7143160

They gotta start releasing the "chinese cut" as an option for viewers, at least on streaming.

>> No.7143176

All these have 10/10 bodies but Americans had a very bad habit of giving their chicks tranny faces

>> No.7143271

you mean like..giving them a nose? and other, non-loli features

>> No.7143276
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>> No.7143397

I can't wait for the sequel where Conker gets kidnapped and you play as Berri who works her ass off to save him and he learns valuable lessons about toxic behavior in a zany, fun, and relatable way.

>> No.7143412

what would actually happen is they'd release a boring remaster of conker with nothing really being different besides ugly hdr filters and costume dlc and yet all /v/ would cry about is how they made barry's ass one pixel smaller

>> No.7143597
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I don't even think shes from from earth realm so I'm not even sure what shes spose to look like, I guess like Shao Kahn.

I was just happy to see Nether Realm put in some effort making their characters look like where they're supposedly from for the most part.

don't act like shes not a cutie.

The original point was Elena looking nothing like a Kenyan. Thats strange

>> No.7143606
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Diablo 1's Succubus enemies started my fetish for demon/monster girls.

>> No.7144073

and to think we cannot get more female videogame characters like that one because we are in times of political correct

>> No.7144086
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If you press Select 20 times during the end credits of Dragon Spirit you can make the girl's skirt blow up and flash her panties, only the famicom version tho

>> No.7144178

I love gauntlet. I play through dark legends and/or legends once a year

>> No.7144284

I'm a big fan too, I liked the new one okay but I think it strayed too far from its roots. I wish someone would just make a proper sequel.

>> No.7144557

the problem is not tencent. The problem is sony never cared about games. All they care about is money. Always and ever. They don't understand games, stumbled into gaming by "accident" and greed. They are just looking for places where they can make ez money with blown out marketing (lies).

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>> No.7144698

Based president

>> No.7144706

Looks like the bogandof twins

>> No.7144717

Dragons crown is the only example I can think of and that got huge femoid rage for sorceress titties

>> No.7144960

Shao Khan is not from Edenia, though. Guess Kitana's supposed to look like she always did.

>> No.7144970
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>> No.7145048
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yfw you realize based West used to make characters with bigger tifas than Tifa


>> No.7145439
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Kitana has Chinese influence with her being a ninja and her name and weapons. But she definitely wasn't portrayed by an Asian to start off with, but then again Sub Zero, a Chinese ninja was depicted as white early on too.

>> No.7145459

Now that is a butt!
We need more games with 3rd person views and huge lady butts.

>> No.7145463

There's a complete nude texture of Elexis hidden in the game files. It's trivial to switch it with the swimsuit version. Look around for it, it's real.

>> No.7145484



Nigger are you serious

>> No.7145487

The art for that series was nice too, good wallpaper material.

>> No.7145495

>big boobs
>allowed sizes

Give me time, ill make that a forgotten statement

>> No.7145497

I figured it was more because they grabbed whoever they could locally without any regard for ethnicity/race, but that's just a baseless assumption.

>> No.7145616

>the problem is not tencent
Yes it is, Chang.

>> No.7146210

God I wish that was me.

>> No.7146408
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>Nigger are you serious
Yeah, Sub Zero's a Chinese ninja part of the Lin Kuei gang.

>> No.7146537
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before the political correct agenda ruined the dark queen vs after the political correct agenda ruined the dark queen.

>> No.7146552
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Rare allowed this, more proof they've never made anything good after SNES.

>> No.7146765

landwhale and or tranny sperging is always gold

>> No.7146783

Oh, it has lovely big tiddy GFs, but do yourself a gigantic favor and don't play that one - stick to the numbered entries.

>> No.7146806

Y'know, now that I think about it, that's probably the same thing that happened to me. I was 12-13 when I played that game. The perfect age to get corrupted.

>> No.7146840

>Americans had a very bad habit of giving their chicks tranny faces

Western art leans toward realism, eastern art leans toward stylization.

On top of that, western heroic art tends to focus on making characters to look aggressive and physically commanding regardless of whether they're male or female.

Eastern art usually restricts appearances that are aggressive and physically commanding to males, and even then, usually not to the degree that western art does, unless the character is a villain.

Even characters like Crash Bandicoot had to have their designs altered for the Japanese market due to looking too aggressive to be the good guy.

The west thinks eastern heroes look like faggot teen pussies.
The east think western heroes look like barbarian thugs.

>> No.7146891

>sultry, menacing bombshell turned into some vaguely chunky regular girl who makes odd comments about the size and nastiness (?) of her ass
That whole "garbage butt" rant was incredibly bizarre

>> No.7146921

>Even characters like Crash Bandicoot had to have their designs altered for the Japanese market due to looking too aggressive to be the good guy.
Only the box art, ingame still looked the same.

>> No.7146956

>devs inflicting their mental illnesses and hangups on us but just being a guy who likes big tits is "problematic"

>> No.7146967

>Porn is degenerate no wait porn is based if it makes sjws seethe
Make up your goddamn mind.

>> No.7146971

Who the fuck are you arguing with, brainlet? I know you like to fight strawmen in your mind but don't push that shit on me.

>> No.7146974

I'm talking /pol/ doctrine in general, doesn't compulsive masturbation addiction make you a tranny? Weren't you all becoming nofap puritans?

>> No.7146976

>/pol/ doctrine in general
Ah so you are a retard then, go strawman someone else you low-IQ faggot.

>> No.7146986

I'm asking for consistency that's all. I'm not even opposed to puritan values, I think masturbation is a waste of time and keeps young men complacen and conformist, at least dating forces youth out of their comfort zone.

But you can't advocate for nofap in one moment and then in the same breath complain about the jews taking your anime tiddies away, you weeabo loser.

>> No.7147006

I'll go slow for you; at what point did I advocate for nofap? Do you understand what a strawman is? When did I say anything about /pol/? Again, that was you. You're so fucking dumb that I'm honestly slightly surprised.

>> No.7147015

NotRare, you mean....

The Rare we care about and love died like 20 years ago.

>> No.7147030

I know.
Here's the point that conservatives miss, if you're an overweight diabetic, short manlet, balding loser then nofap isn't going to make much of a difference to you. You might as well enjoy that degeneracy because trad life isn't suited for you, most women are just going to cheat on you with a chad with better genetics.

>> No.7147048

Bruh if you chase Stacey whores, don't be surprised when they act like Stacey whores.

>> No.7147061
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Not that feisty protestant types are any better but I agree, I know what you mean.

>> No.7147235

Same with kirby having "attitude" on the box art in the US

>> No.7147325


I dont get this one.

>> No.7147354
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>all these ass and titty monsters
lolis are fine too!

>> No.7147820

left is hotter

>> No.7147823

We just had Cuphead with bigger boobs, bigger bounces and a hotter mermaid

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Anon, we don't talk about that NO NO game here on Resetera!

>> No.7147887

>No sense of humor

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>H-cups are not a "very very very specific" thing.
pretty sure they are, buddy. But hey, nips got it covered.

>> No.7148121


>> No.7148127

us gamergaters amirite XD

>> No.7148461

One of the sexiest games I've played

>> No.7148470

>Sub Zero, a Chinese ninja


>> No.7148482

Those look average

>> No.7148483

>all my problems with "idealogues" stem from their not adding pornography to my video games anymore
why do coomers kid themselves

>> No.7148539

Dude. That literally looks like a trannie with a horse face.

>> No.7148543

yes, legion.

>> No.7148554

I'm glad horny games are dying. Makes people focus on things that actually matter in games

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get your o.nio.n shape head smashed into the ground.

>> No.7148625

>one of you has to be a chick
That's wrong though. There's a warrior too.

>> No.7148650


>> No.7148690

That black chick has amazing tits

>> No.7148697

Soulcalibur is still fanservicey as fuck tho, thankfully. Dead or Alive... Nope.

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>> No.7148752
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Japan still makes coooooom games they just moved to cheap to make gacha, visual novel, pachislot and mahjong on PC and mobile platforms.
Rightwingers puritans hate h-anime because they think porn creates conformist, lazy, infantilized males and promotes homosexuality/transgenderism.
Neither political ideology approves of lolicons and think moe and idol culture is deeply disgusting pedophilia.
Otaku are largely apolitical because deep down they understand neither the left nor right really approve of their hedonistic, selfcentered, infantilized and masturbatory lifestyle.

>> No.7148761

That said I don't disagree with rightwing puritans, society would crash if all of humanity would turn into coomer hikkikomori shut-ins.

>> No.7148779

I been stalking tranny sideshows on kiwifarms and there is definitely some link between porn addiction and autogynephilia.

>> No.7148878

Yup, 2B's ass was considered revolutionary, but only because
>A: Square is used to make anorexic characters
>B: 2B looked feminine, at the time, the Western exponents looked very masculine, not on Abby levels of Masculine, but... We had Mortal Kombat X, so.. yeah.

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>> No.7148951

thing that was most revolutionary about near a tomato was that it had corny emotional meloDRAMAtic anime writing that somehow felt genuine rather than embarrassing also it combined rpg customization with bayonetta stylish action with bullet hell shmups

>> No.7148959
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>go to a vidya store in the mid 00's
>there's that Sims-like Playboy game, 7 Sins and LSL Magna Cum Laude

Was that era the coomerest ever in vidya?

>> No.7148965

Lmao furry shit...

Gimme the sauce.

>> No.7148968


>> No.7148973

Thanks anon

>> No.7149015
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>> No.7149059

>muh ideologues
>whole thread is crying about how games should make women feel inadequate and have more aryans
/pol/cels are the fattest ideologies of all and all the ideology they project onto old character designs is pathetic

>> No.7149216

>about how games should make women feel inadequate
No one cares, they can go find games more suitable to them.

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I know, right? Quality writing.

>> No.7149694

Games are much better designed than they used to be, no doubt about that

>> No.7149828

I work with a girl that has a body like this. I'm on the fence about doing stuff with her because her voice sounds funny.

>> No.7150227

Go for it, Anon.

>> No.7150278

Women are objects.

>> No.7150412





i am not that old ;_;

>> No.7150591

I think I'm good honestly. After I sobered up heheh.

>> No.7150601


You made the right choice, Anon

>> No.7150614

whether or not its "projected" has no bearing on the truth of the matter. human beings use projection to communicate with the outside world.

>> No.7150618

nice post

>> No.7150687

I'd play this level over and over just to watch her get sucked up and spit out

>> No.7151435

Off topic, but honestly I wish there was some program out there was able to explore the hard drive images of these games. It would probably make extracting their contents much easier than having to fuck around in a hex editor.

>> No.7151819 [SPOILER] 
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nigga where the fuck do you live that J-cup is considered "average"?

No, landwhales don't count
Also not retro so i'll stop

>> No.7151828
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Here comes a new challenger

>> No.7152226

I'm goin' in
Wish me luck, fellas.

>> No.7152258
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The broad from the elf song tavern

>> No.7152271
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Pic related from Go! Go! Hypergrind

>> No.7152315

Fallout 1 and 2 still holds up.

>> No.7152323

No wonder everyone I know who had this game as a kid ended up being a tranny

>> No.7152350
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>> No.7152364
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A game made by SJWs

>> No.7152507
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Can you actually see your tits? Because it looks lifted straight from Trespasser in every way.

>> No.7152520

Me too anon

>> No.7152531
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No, the boobs are from an NPC. Whoever took the pic probably used noclip or something to go inside her

>> No.7153786

your graph conveniently omits the fappening which happened in 2014, weeks before the zoe post

>> No.7153951

From sexy female villain to mediocre female villain. RIP the dark queen.

>> No.7154050

Even if she still had her figure like the left it would still be bad because of that fugly cartoon artstyle.

>> No.7154247

If you killed them at a certain angle their ass looked enormous.

>> No.7156683
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same energy

>> No.7156691

Really? That looks like a PS1, borderline Saturn game

>> No.7156706

Now, THIS, I can fap to.

>> No.7156713

imagine the smell

>> No.7156724
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>shitting on trannies

>> No.7156814

That, my friend, is the awful minecart segment of dark savior for the Saturn. An amazing game outside of this one portion

>> No.7156853

Not VR but amid evil

>> No.7156870


>> No.7156890

Yes? Have you tried being gay in Russia?

>> No.7156892

let me guess, kotaku?

>> No.7156938

Honestly not a big deal unless you're in the military or make out in public.

>> No.7156943


>> No.7156967

Well Russians are based. Not typically what you think of when you hear the word "commie" though.

>> No.7157241

the water mark

>> No.7157261

bam ham city

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>> No.7157293

unironically the best looking blood splatter effects to this day

>> No.7157624

my apologies, I thought >>7140041 was replying to >>7139694

>> No.7157805

I distinctly remember her boobas jiggling separately and in a really unsettling way
Also "They're growing more bold with each passing day!"

>> No.7159214