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7109390 No.7109390 [Reply] [Original]

you belong in a grave

>> No.7109398

>>7109390
I'm advising you to play Raizing

>> No.7109796

you play cave stg's, you scarf down hrt's

>> No.7110283

I belong in a grave for any number of reasons, but playing Cave is not one of them.

>> No.7110310

>>7109796
t. Projecting because you can't 1cc Dodonpachi

>> No.7110340

Cave is literally the worst shmup dev. I could see the appeal if their games had interesting gameplay, looked nice, or had great sound, but all of their games are autistic garbage with zero creativity to boot.
It's no wonder why the mentally ill cavefags are the only ones around that will pay thousands all day long on a single pcb. Add a couple hundred more if it comes with some shitty cardboard.

>> No.7110691
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7110691

>>7110340
Hold on, not so fast (you idiot!). With that post you insulted the intellect, taste and skills of the best western and eastern players, I'm talking western superplayers like : PROMETHEUS, Prales , Third_strike,Jaimers, Erppo, clp, Daringspino34, Cagar, Bananamatic, Pazaizy, The Armchair General, Moglar5k, Elixir, Mark MSX, KIWI, Rumski (what a qt!!), SMC, pestro87, Plasmo, SoftDrink, NSCT-J, GUS, Ratikal, Omkol, x91, SPZ, CloudyMusic, Tyjet Poison.

And even some of the best Japanese players like, iconoclast, ABI
Yusemi-SWY, Icarus, お茶まにあKMT WSM-MKZ 太菱 ダメK.K SPE T.B GAN ACR SPS よず GFA2-ISO SOF-WTN - KSG ttt QSD RSQ PEK ZAP fufufu t2@satowa.


Hope you realize how STUPID you look now.

>> No.7110775

>>7110340
>i can't git gud to the game can't be good
zoom. not even once

>> No.7110783
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7110783

>> No.7110787
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7110787

>>7110691
you forgot one important person on your list, who supersedes all of them (although he does not play for score, please do not ask him to play for score).

He may not play cave games (he doesn't find them appealing), but he nonetheless respects them to a certain degree (and are worthy of discussion), so by that token he deserves to be on your list.

So if you could repost your list with this person added, I would appreciate it.

>> No.7110829

Behead those who insult Cave.

>> No.7110853

>play
I just watch japanese superplays and pretend I copymonkey, but I just shitpost on discord all day.
fuck jarpigs though.

>> No.7110872
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7110872

>Cave
My complaint about them is their girls have awfully small breasts.

Compare them to Koyori from the hit series Sengoku Blade made by Psikyo. Her tiddies are ample.

>> No.7110876

>>7110787
secondaries and discord scorers belong on a different list.

>> No.7110913
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7110913

>>7110872

>> No.7110958

>2012
>Visit Japan
>Walk into an arcade (game center) in Akihabara
>See they have DDPDOJ
>I'm alright at Dai Oujou and have 1CC'd the first loop on my PS2 a few times, but I can't do it consistently
>Put in 100 yen
>Beat 1-1, no miss
>I'm not chaining perfect combos, but I'm playing okay
>A few people start watching over my shoulder
>Beat 1-2, no miss
>The crowd gets bigger
>I'm not getting any high score records, but they clearly think it's novel some white guy just walked in and is playing DOJ moderately competently
>Beat 1-3, no miss
>About 20 people are now watching me
>Choke on 1-4 boss and die
>Within 5 seconds everyone shuffles away

I still remember that, 8 years later, and I'm still embarrassed. I didn't interact with anyone or even say a word, but I feel like I let everyone down.

>> No.7110980
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7110980

>>7109390

i don't
play
shmups

>> No.7111002

>>7110958
Remember they are japanese, in their mind it's on you to do sudoku

>> No.7111047
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7111047

>>7110958
white men can't shmup

>> No.7111050

>>7109390
cavetrannies are already in graves

>> No.7111054
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7111054

>>7110691
>Elixir

>> No.7111059

>>7109390
Never even hear of them so they must be trash.

>> No.7111062

>>7109390
the only good manic shootr is battle garegga

>> No.7111168

>>7110691
>clp

nah mate i fully agree with him, cave are junk.

>> No.7111179

>>7111062
>maniac mode in Battle Garegga
found the poser, yo're thinking mushihimesama original or futari

>> No.7111234
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7111234

is mushi retro?

>> No.7111602

>>7111179
found the poser, manic shooter is a subgenre of shmups similar to bullet hells. He never said "maniac mode."

>> No.7111637

>>7111602
>manic shooter
sounds made up, try again

>> No.7111907

>>7111637
>sounds made up, try again
...I concede

>> No.7111928

>>7110340
Whos your favorite shmup dev and which one of their games is more creative than Guwange

>> No.7111960
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7111960

>>7111928
pic related

>> No.7111975

>>7111928
Imperishable Night

>> No.7111996
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7111996

Methodical master race reporting in.

FUCK your bullet hells.

>> No.7112006

>>7111996
"Methodical", isn't that just code word for slow and simple?

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>>7111996
bullet hells are harder.

>> No.7112026

>>7112006
No, it means heavy survival memorisation. Bullet hells only require memo for their gay scoring systems.

>> No.7112034

>>7112026
You're saying you can 2-ALL DOJ and Ketsui or get a Futari Ultra clear without memo? Bold

>> No.7112064 [DELETED] 

>>7112034
stream a blind Ketsui , Futari Maniac or DOJ WL 1all now
since the memo is so low you should get 1-all in a few tries :^)

>> No.7112067

>>7112026
stream a blind Ketsui , Futari Maniac or DOJ 1all now
since the memorizeations is so low you should get 1-all in a few tries :^)

>> No.7112075
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7112075

>>7112026
t. hasn't 2-alled R-Types or any Bullet hells

>> No.7112213
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>> No.7112334

>>7109390
twitch shooters are for faggot zoomers.

>> No.7113695
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7113695

>>7112213
>>7112026
Here's the real version.

>>7111960
nice choice

>> No.7113751
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7113751

anyone hyped for the mister cave core?

>> No.7113782

>>7113751
Fuck no, I can play those on MAME for free.

>> No.7113808

Give me your CAVE game tier list now

>> No.7113848

for me it's psikyo

>> No.7113874
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7113874

>>7113848
let's see your replay

>> No.7113896 [DELETED] 

>>7112213
kiwi on the left, ricardo on the right

>>7111234
>is mushi retro?
It's on PS2 so yes

>> No.7113907

DFK > DOJ >> DDP > SDOJ

>> No.7113913
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7113913

>>7113695
>>7113695
kiwi on the left, ricardo on the right

>>7111234
>is mushi retro?
It's on PS2 so yes

>> No.7114014

>>7113907
How can you possibly think DFK is better than DDP or DOJ?

>> No.7114035

>>7114014
It's my favourite (Black Label) solely because I own a non emulated version, different anon.

>> No.7114040
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7114040

>>7114014
Because DFK BL is based.

>> No.7114068

>>7114040
>fagawa

yikes and oof, my sister (biologically brother)

>> No.7114181

>>7114014
no weapon upgrades so you're not fucked over for the rest of the run whenever you miss

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7114182

>>7111996
>>7113848
wrong thread posers

>> No.7114184

>>7112013
It's not just that but there isn't 1 old shmup that's fun to watch.

>> No.7114192

>>7114184
How will zoomers cope with not being able to watch other people play video games?

>> No.7114204

>>7114182
nice projection, back to watching Gus and pretending it's you playing.

>> No.7114219

>>7114192
>>7114204
wrong thread poser, back to cuckcord

>> No.7114249

>>7114219
>poser
like 99% of cave fans with their shit scores? LOL

>> No.7114256
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7114256

>>7113913
>kiwi on the left, ricardo on the right
kiwi 1000+ hours mastering Mushihimesama
ricardo 1000+ hours spamming discord

know the difference

>> No.7114283

>ywn have fun in these threads

>> No.7114290
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7114290

I'm a Cave fan and I play Deathsmiles but main touhou :)

>>7114249
this is thread for any Cave fan.

>>7114256
>11,699 posts in 3 months
he must really like to chatting??! I hve 60 posts in 3 months in the shmup discord

>> No.7114291

>>7114256
lmao this is still funny

>> No.7114293

>>7114290
Windia player here, how is Casper treating ya?

>> No.7114318

go play mars matrix

>> No.7114321

I love Ketsui but honestly I am complete dogshit at it and I sincerely am not sure if I will ever get better

>> No.7114324

Progear is literally the only thing to ever be associated with a steampunk aesthetic that didn't completely suck ass, the fact that Cave even could make a piece of steampunk inspired anything that was not massively gay and was in fact pretty good is proof that they are a top 5 all time game dev when they were in their prime

>> No.7114328

>>7114184
>It's not just that but there isn't 1 old shmup that's fun to watch.
old move and shoots have piss easy execution once you memorize the levels. which makes them boring to replay and more boring to watch.
pump n' dump games to be honest senpai

>>7114290
Try MBL or DS II

>> No.7114349

>>7114256
>using kiwi as any kind of example

yeah rick is a turbo tinhorn but kiwi is fucking dumb as a fuck with the personality of a washboard, complete fucking turbo onions with no thoughts, no wit, he's as imposing as a blancmange.

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>>7114204
>pretending to be gus

>> No.7114354
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7114354

Post your favorite CAVE game

>> No.7114357
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7114357

>>7114354

>> No.7114361
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7114361

>>7114351
>shmup player's personality

>> No.7114384

>>7111996
R-Type Final is cool in concept having a gorillion ships but the game itself sucks ass, I immediately went back to playing Delta.

>> No.7114386

>>7109390
Why does no one ever talk about Akai Katana? It's fun and plays similar to Progear. Is it bad? I just want to have fun.

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7114391

>>7114354

>> No.7114395

>>7114386
>Why does no one ever talk about Akai Katana?
It's one of those Cave games that went overboard with visual spectacle. DDP, Ketsui, DOJ, Dangun Feveron, those are the visuals I like more

>> No.7114398

>>7114386
its complete shit, ugly as fuck and terrible butt rock, iconoclast likes it though....

>> No.7114405

>>7113782
Not Deathsmiles 2

>> No.7114407

>>7114386
I bought and played it, it was my least played game, I didn't quite like it.

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7114479

1CEE CEE COLLECTED.

40 yr old virgins BTFO

>> No.7114497

>>7114479
Why are you posting about e-celeb drama here? Get a job. The illness is fake.

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7114504

>>7114354

>> No.7114535

>>7114290
I love touhou too!!!

>> No.7114642
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7114642

>>7114479
>blocked by the best in the West
you screwed up

>> No.7114707

>>7114479
>he has a twitter account
you screwed up

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7114880

Why not play Galuda II today?

>> No.7114890

>>7114880
because I've already played shmups for 3 hours this week, I'm going back to JRPGs

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>>7114880
I have no idea what the fuck I played in 2011 but it was Omake mode , somehow got my first 1CC and had no idea how the mode worked but it didn't say Novice mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bxBR8f62U

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>>7114497
because i can...

>>7114642
>>7114707
>tfw clast treats you like a vagina and makes sure you can't get near to him.

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>>7114890
ok I play for fun and jrpgs are good for relaxing

>> No.7115916

>>7114880
fuck off with this stupid shit, fag
no one's going to take suggestions from some limp-dick

>> No.7116357

>>7115916
Shy ? Tell me what you really think. :)

>> No.7116480

Why not play some Pink Sweets today?

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7116694

>>7116480
because Raizing-YGW > Cave-YGW