Have some self respect,

[Anonymous No.7081550]

buy a Mario Game and Watch. Extremely comfy form factor, respectable battery life, and so niche IGN won't even cover it. They are respectable to play in public, with an almost art deco aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.7081578]

>>7081550
>and so niche IGN won't even cover it
They rated it a 9/10.

[Anonymous No.7081580]

>self respect
>on 4chan

U w0t? be a pro and play vmu chao adventure ya chump

[Anonymous No.7081582]

Does /vr/ let me down such that you can't appreciate we got Mario 2, in it's original 8bit, ported at last? I detect no input lag and have been at it for hours. Now that it's hacked you can expect to emulate all your oldies soon enough.

I'm not thrilled about the serial bar across the back. Just rip it off unless you intend to pawn it. In terms of fashion, I must say it's quite glorious. At a tier of effay competing with the Game Boy Micro. This is the device you would expect John Galt to pull out his Burberry.

Exactly as advertized: three games and a clock. No bells and whistles. Pretty much a minimalist emulator save for a hidden puzzle within the clock screen.

[Anonymous No.7081590]

>>7081550
Respectable hm ok

[Anonymous No.7081595]

>>7081550
Looks real comfortable to hold....

[Anonymous No.7081610]

>>7081595
I assure you it is. You rest your fingers on the back of it not on the top corners like an imbecile.

[Anonymous No.7081615]

>>7081550
I'll stick with my Vita for portable emulation, thanks.

[Anonymous No.7081620]

G&W are maximum consoomer bait. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7081640]

>>7081550
>Have some self respect

[Anonymous No.7081717]

>>7081550
Every normal person will think you're just a manchild playing a Gameboy and the people who know what it is will laugh at you for buying it. Save yourself the embarrassment and use it as a clock on your nintendweeb shelf next to your lego mario kit

[Anonymous No.7081735]

>>7081550
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

[Anonymous No.7082006]

>>7081550
I bought one cause I needed a watch.

[Anonymous No.7082105]

>>7081582
thanks /vr/ wordsmith

[Anonymous No.7082116]

>>7081550
It's an overpriced piece of shit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.7082124]

okay, anyone have one of these? opinions? how are they? I ordered a while back because I've always wanted a pocket-emulation-machine, and for the price I hoped this would be it, but it hasn't shipped yet.

otherwise, what's some good fun engaging retro games to play on it, up through Playstation/Dreamcast era, my first thought is advance wars 2

[Anonymous No.7082309]

>plays 1 game
>that I already own and have beaten a million times and isn't even that fun

hard pass

[Anonymous No.7082313]

>>7082124
Dpad in wrong place for retro. It’s retarded.

[Anonymous No.7082352]

>>7082124
I've been using N64oid and all work 99.5% perfect. Can run Episode 1 Racer without a sweat, shockingly. As for PSX, Silent Hill runs beautifully and that's all I care about.

Contains AM2R.

[Anonymous No.7082394]

>>7082124
Get yourself this instead.
https://www.amazon.com/BLU-Studio-5-5HD-Smartphone-Black/dp/B07SSCJHT1

Cheaper and better battery life.

[Anonymous No.7082402]

>>7081582
Wasn't mario 2 included in mario all stars twice already?

[Anonymous No.7082724]

>>7082402
not with the original graphics

[Anonymous No.7082779]

SMB3 would be more interesting, can't really be bothered with the first SMB

[Anonymous No.7082787]

>>7082779
U can beat SMB in around 10mins. Good for a system with a tiny screen.

[Anonymous No.7082834]

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO PAY FULL RETAIL PRICE FOR A GAME THAT I'VE ALREADY PAID FULL RETAIL PRICE FOR 10+ TIMES

[Anonymous No.7082841]

>>7081550

[Anonymous No.7082926]

Someone had it opened up and found that it's a STM32 with 1Mbit on-chip ROM,8Mbit SPI flash and 8Mbit on-chip RAM.

They even decrypted the SPI flash and replaced the SMB1 ROM.

The USB is not connected to CPU at all and one must program the SPI flash directly.

[Anonymous No.7082948]

>>7081550
>Software emulation lag
No thanks

[Anonymous No.7082973]

>>7082124
Oh my god stop shilling this piece of shit here

[Anonymous No.7083082]

>>7082006
Honestly I probably would have if it had an alarm. Why the fuck they left that out is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.7083094]

>>7081550
posting in bait thread

[Anonymous No.7083191]

>>7083082
shit it doesn't have an alarm clock feature? what a waste.

[Anonymous No.7083929]

>>7081582
>>7082724
We got the original Japanese SMB2 on Wii VC too.

[Anonymous No.7084039]

>no famicom smb2
Sad.

[Anonymous No.7084094]

>>7083929
Switch online too

[Anonymous No.7084403]

They should have included more Game & Watch games in this, at least all the single screen ones.

[Anonymous No.7084413]

I bought three. Two to gift, one to keep. I thought they were going to be scalped like crazy but seems they have plenty of stock.

[Anonymous No.7084502]

>>7082309
3 games bro, might want to actually look at the product before making a decision.

[Anonymous No.7084528]

>>7084413
I hope the scalpers seethe

[Anonymous No.7084597]

>>7081717
The only other person who would recognize it would be fellow neckbeards who would smile and tip their fedora at you.

[Anonymous No.7084793]

>>7082394
Don't, phone controllers are all shit and their dpads SUCK.

[Anonymous No.7084946]

>>7084793
Some of them are decent, and you could use a USB OTG connector and a phone clip for your USB gamepad if that's not good enough. Gamepad quality isn't my primary concern when it comes to handheld gaming, personally. It's something I do to kill time, not to play competitively. I have a laptop for that purpose.

[Anonymous No.7085064]

>>7081582
>mah serial number
jesus I hate collectorfags

[Anonymous No.7085092]

>>7084946
I dont either but the whole point is that you can skip on buying and hacking say, a 3DS or a Vita and have much better results.

[Anonymous No.7085157]

>>7085092
Their outdated hardware and high price relative to chinese/refurbished phones are just not worth it though. They're still over $200. I wouldn't buy either unless I wanted to play 3ds or vita games. Also with bluetooth or OTG, you'd actually have more freedom in choosing your gamepad. Added to that, I'm pretty damn sure 3DS and vitas won't end up in landfills, unlike phones. Repurposing old phones reduces e-waste.

[Anonymous No.7085306]

>>7082124
I'm so sick if second analogue sticks on handhelds that cannot handle PS2, it really negatively impacts your ability to use the face buttons. I took it out of my rg350 and it's way better, now.

[Anonymous No.7085482]

How sustainable is Ninty's business model? Obviously there will always be child gamers. But apart from that they seem to depend on insane products like the OP, or "new" weak consoles with gimmicks for the most manchild and retrogressive gamers conceivable. They've almost completely abandoned the vanguard of gaming, there was that many years developed AAA Zelda (BOTW) and they patronise PlatinumGames still (delaying their inevitable absorption into the general market and raising the melee standard) but otherwise nothing. The whole platform seems to require customer loyalty from the most frivolous of minds (children and seniles). Seems risky, but they're pulling it off.

[Anonymous No.7085703]

>>7085482
I wonder about this too, and most of my Switch games are 3rd party so Nintendo's really slipping up it seems. They can't keep nostalgiabaiting forever.

[Anonymous No.7085769]

I kind of want to get this as a gift to someone but I don’t know if they’ll be that interested.

It really should have included the entire SMB NES family. Then I wouldn’t have any doubts.

[Anonymous No.7086806]

>>7085769
It's a good year for gift giving. I'm sure they'd appreciate you thinking of them.

[Anonymous No.7088651]

>>7081550
>They are respectable to play in public
lol no but I don't care I'd do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.7088663]

>>7081550
>IGN
Still reading IGN, unironically

[Anonymous No.7088680]

>>7081550
You mean to tell me I can purchase this Collectible handheld Nintendo system that includes playable versions of the original Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, a Mario version of Game & Watch: Ball, and more? With a Classic-style + Control Pad that gives me the original controls I remember from the 1980s I can use to stomp Goombas and dive down warp pipes! It also includes an Old-school two-player style lets you pass the system to a friend so everyone gets their shot at saving Princess Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom, and a Digital clock which features Mario-inspired surprises across 35 animations!

Wow! I need to respect myself by purchasing this amazing, never-before-seen product!

[Anonymous No.7088720]

>>7082926
What wrong with flashing SPI directly?

[Anonymous No.7088737]

>>7088720
>what wrong with reading comprehension?

[Anonymous No.7088981]

>>7081582
>This is the device you would expect John Galt to pull out his Burberry
god why is 4chan so fucking gay and right-wing

[Anonymous No.7089060]

>>7081550
real talk: will i be able to resell this at 4x the price in under 5 years?

[Anonymous No.7089064]

>>7088981
go back, chud

[Anonymous No.7089185]

>>7081550