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7070360 No.7070360 [Reply] [Original]

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE

>> No.7070562

a thread died for this...

>> No.7070954

>>7070360
HAHAHAHAHAHA
le funni meme

>> No.7071306
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>>7070562
>>7070954
>>>/v/

>> No.7071663

>>7070562
Millions of spem died to create you...

>> No.7071865

>>7070360
THIS MONKEY HAS A FUNKY FACE

>> No.7071868
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Tiny is CUTE

>> No.7072360

>>7070360
see OP? you see the fucking
>>7071868 shit you spawn?

>> No.7072375

I'm glad everyone caught up to how shit this game is.

>> No.7072545
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>>7072375
What do you mean? It's a well regarded game with only a vocal minority of history revisionists who parrot e-celebs dissing it, but those don't matter.

>> No.7072571

>>7072360
He ain't wrong though is he?

especially when you press z

>> No.7072707
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>>7072360
>>7072571
I said cute, not sexy, you sick fucks.

>> No.7074160

>>7070360
There he is. There he goes again

Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'HE' thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic orange monkey isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb monkey rap meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic DK rap fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "WALNUTS, PEANUTS".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

>> No.7074174

HIS GAME WAS A COMPLETE DISGRACE

>> No.7074256

>>7074160
I really, really, really like this pasta.

>> No.7074381
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>>7072545
>be zoomer
>watch e celeb shit on game i've never played so i can have an "opinion" on it for my glorious twitter/4chan conversations.
>watch the speedrun because I'm zoomer and need everything compressed for me.

"YOO HOW U HAF TO GO BACK TO DA BARREL TO CHANGE KONGS TO GET BANANA? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I AM NOW A PART OF THE CONVERSAION."

>> No.7074818

This game is pretty good