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7058546 No.7058546[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Fellas, this guy walks up to your girl in the club and slaps her ass, what you doin?

>> No.7058556

>>7058546
Honestly? I would stick two fingers in his ass and ask him if he liked it

>> No.7058557

Be surprised that he's straight

>> No.7058562

>>7058546

Neither I nor my girl attend clubs so we're safe from this absolute pussy destroyer

>> No.7058563

>>7058562
yo, she got a dick? be honest

>> No.7058564

>>7058556
Gross. I love chubby nerdy fat dudes but this thing is too much for even me

>> No.7058565

>>7058546
>my girl
So he slaps thin air?

>> No.7058567

>>7058546
You sure that's a guy?

>> No.7058571

>>7058563

Sadly she does not and I'm being honest about both her not having one and me being sad about it.

>> No.7058575

>>7058571
lol, fag

>> No.7058582

>>7058575

I have sex with girls though

>> No.7058584

>>7058582
You'll be a Gay Dad. And not near as cool as the Band.

>> No.7058586

>>7058582
Based in denial poster

>> No.7058589

>>7058584

Not planning on ever being a father, but that made me chuckle a bit.

>> No.7058595

>>7058589
You'll probably regret thinking that. You'll never truly rule over anyone.

>> No.7058601

>>7058586

Not in denial at all, why would you think so? I was completely honest about being sad with no dick on my girlfriend, that's the opposite of denial. I just don't find men attractive and I don't enjoy the thought of having sex with men even a little bit.

>> No.7058612

>>7058601
the lady doth protest too much, me thinks

>> No.7058632

>>7058546
I'd fucking deck him and drag him by his hair to the men's bathroom while he's down. Fantasize about the rest you fags

>> No.7058636

>>7058632
wait, you'd rape him? lol why?