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favorite stage (other than FD)
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>> No.6938362

Games honestly amazing. Too bad it'll never be disassociated with the tournyfags ever again.

>> No.6938374

>>6938362
What's wrong with tourneyfagging? If you don't enjoy it, you can always ignore it and play it on your own with your friends.
I recommend anyone who didn't watch it, watch this documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX9hbbA-WP4

>> No.6938387

>>6938339
Are we talking about the retro smash bros or the "allowed" smash bros?

>> No.6938471

>>6938387
the stinky pedo one as far as I can tell

>> No.6938525

>>6938339
Luigi
Corneria
Saria's Song
Metal Mario

>> No.6938529

>>6938339
Stop using pepes.

I don't have a favorite stage but the hyrule one is fine.

Zelda is main.

The Onnet one, or whatever, is fine too.

>having a fav trophy
>>6938471
This word has no meaning now.

Congratulations!

>> No.6938532

one of the worst communities in gaming by a longshot
so bad they even get segregated from the smelliest anime players at the tournaments here

>> No.6938536

>>6938529
>tripfag
>defending pedophiles
checks out, take the trip off/leave /vr/

>> No.6938564

>>6938339
>main
Usually party hat Pikachu
>stage
Onett, since I love getting into fights at the bottom then running away when the cars come.
>music
hyrule temple or multi man melee 1
>trophy
idfk

>> No.6938575

>>6938362
For whom? No one cares what shitposters think.

>> No.6938667

>>6938532
2poo is even worse m8

>> No.6938714

>>6938471
Oh look, it's Projector Pedo.

>> No.6938739

>>6938339
lol my street fighter group used to share a space with these guys
the memes are real, they smell like death

>> No.6938752

>>6938739
Stop LARPing, nigger.
Also, Laffen is way more handsome and smells nicer than your nigger monkey ass ever will.
Even the fat chilean guy, Zero, has a cute girlfriend, you're still a virgin. Fuck off.

>> No.6938792

>>6938339
Luigi
Brinstar Depths
Fourside Theme
Megavitamins

>> No.6938796

>>6938752
alright well I can tell one of two things
a, you've never been to one of these smash meetups
or b, you are lying about the smell
I'm not larping but enjoy your thread

>> No.6938801
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>>6938796
You're a larping nigger.

>> No.6938828

>>6938339
Fox
Yoshi's
Battlefield 2 / Fire Emblem / Mach Rider / DL / FoD / Pokefloats
Can't member on top of my head but spent countless hours in the trophy gallery. I also really, really like that music.
Melee OST is just that good

>> No.6938910

>>6938536
>He doesn't filter the tripfags.

>> No.6938918

>>6938752
>>6938801
He's right, you're wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZB6YxtWKI

>> No.6938936

>>6938918
>youtube shit with clickbait thumbnail
Nah, thanks.
I'm not saying there can't be smelly faggots on smash circles, but it's not like the literal negros from the usual FGC aren't smelly as fuck either.
Negros just became scared of Smash players because they were overwhelmed by the amount of APMs Melee players are able to perform (which is higher than any traditional fighting game, by the way now).
And anyway none of this matters because the nigger was just LARPing, he doesn't have friends, and he doesn't go to SF tourneys.
On the other hand, there's many known SF players that are also into Smash, and vice-versa.

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>>6938936
>Nah, thanks.
I can't believe you typed all that shit after starting with this like I would read it lol.

>> No.6938948

>>6938945
Sure you didn't, nigger.

>> No.6938956

>>6938739
>>6938752
I only went to one, stumbled upon it by accident. It was going on in the back of a comic/rpg shop and I just went in to see what was going on. Maybe it was just the number of people crowded in, the lack of ventilation, I dunno, but MtG tournaments don't smell like that, Mortal Kombat tournaments don't smell like that. It was unreal.

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>>6938948
>Ignores vid of Leffen, Mango, etc talking about smelly smash players
>Thinks I give a fuck about his opinion

>> No.6938962

>>6938956
>>6938957
I said:
>I'm not saying there can't be smelly faggots on smash circles
And I also said:
>but it's not like the literal negros from the usual FGC aren't smelly as fuck either.

>> No.6938985

>>6938387
There are two retro smash bros. though.

>> No.6939158

>>6938714
t.seething pedo projecting his projections now that he's been outed.

>> No.6939167

>>6939158
>no u

>> No.6939172

>>6939167
that does sum up >>6938714, yes

>> No.6939182

>>6939172
>no, YOU are projecting!
Not how it works, Projector Pedo.

>> No.6939207

>>6938362
What a faggot. You should be more upset that it's slowly getting pozzed with political correctness and SJW mentalities.
If anything, the shittiness of tourneyfaggotry is shit like banning alternative controllers like B0XX and alternative control scheme mods.

>> No.6939221

Samus, gravity suit color
Corneria is my favorite casual stage, Stadium is my favorite tourneyfag stage
Multi Man Melee theme
Mach Rider

>> No.6939243

>>6938339
>Melee
you forgot to ask favorite God

>> No.6939249

>>6939243
M2K and it's not even close.

>> No.6939260

>>6939182
why do you think that everyone who calls you a pedophile projecting let alone one guy? i'm genuinely curious.

>> No.6939265

>>6939249
But he's a chump and eternal loser who regularly refuses to use his best character...
How the fuck do you let a zoomer pajeet take a character's crown away from you...?

>> No.6939267

>>6939260
>everyone
Projector Pedo, Projector Pedo
Deceiving is his plan, grooming is his life

>> No.6939270
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6939270

Is Fox better than Falco, Falco better than Fox, or are they equally good? And is Marth better or worse than them? In your opinion.

>> No.6939364

>>6939267
ok schizo.

>> No.6940037

Very few people on 4chan play any Smash game that isn't tr4sh or tr4.5h.

>> No.6940042

>>6939243
Isai, although he's a 64 guy.

>> No.6940059
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>>6938536
Not logical even forgetting the fact that pedo is an overblown meme and not really real, I wasn't even 'defending' it in that post.

>>6938910
Refer to image.

>> No.6940063

>>6938374
>want to play game for fun
>can't play that way because literally everyone wants to play it the tourneyfag way
Why can't they just play a real fighting game instead of ruin a fun party game?

>> No.6940156

>>6940063
>Why can't they just play a real fighting game
Because those are inferior in several aspects, failing to offer what SSB does.

>> No.6940173

>>6940059
>so many people involved in the smash community got exposed as pedos that it cancelled EVO.
>"IT'S JUST A MEME GUYS!"
okay groomer.

>> No.6940181

>>6940063
>Why can't they just play a real fighting game
because most smashfags suck at actual fighting games.

>> No.6940182

>>6940173
>>canceled
Zoomer memes make me stop paying attention. Especially when they're (((political))).

>> No.6940185

>>6940156
>I can't comprehend a simple fighting game so I have to ruin smash with my analness

>> No.6940191

>>6940185
That about sums up your situation, yes.

>> No.6940194

>>6940173
>as pedos
There weren't any cases of pedophilia.
>that it cancelled EVO
You know Mr. Wiz was scandalized as well, right?

>> No.6940204

>>6940194
sure, but wiz was in bed with the smash players and more than happy to take their money for years

>> No.6940209

>>6940204
>wiz was in bed with the smash players
He tolerated tr45h for money and kicked Melee to the curb.
Meanwhile the tourney he was most excited for was MVC2's. Stop throwin' out bullshit.

>> No.6940216

>>6940209
>kicked Melee to the curb
after how long though?
I'm not throwing out bullshit and I don't have an axe to grind against ssb, these are facts

>> No.6940219
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>>6940194
Considering pedo is such a meme that it's for witch hunters and this anon has them living in his head for free obviously he'll see pedos everywhere as he's forgotten what they even look like. After all, have you ever noticed one straight up fucking an elementary or junior high student in the grass one day? Have you seen porn spammed (recently) (of dost faling variety)?

Literally everything he doesn't like is pedo.

I might have known it would come to this.

It was a myth like bigfoot after all, except it was more like littlepenis.

Eventually on penis inspection day they'll just shoot the kids with smaller penises.

They banned hugging and kissing in my hs one year after all. Think it's a game?

>> No.6940221

>>6940216
>after how long though?
6 or 5 years. About the time it takes to get a Master's degree. If you think that's a long time you have a distorted sense of scale.
>I don't have an axe to grind against ssb
You're fooling me.

>> No.6940228

>>6940219
I don't think we'll ever see an end to the insanity until 'child rapist' comes back into currency as the real demon term, and it doesn't include late teenagers in the concept.

>> No.6940236

>>6940221
I'm just aware of the scandals this summer regarding the fgc and smash
>>6940204 was my first post
wiz is hardly a separate entity from the smash community and I'm not sure why you're arguing that point beyond deflecting attention from how shit the smash community is

>> No.6940248

>>6940236
>wiz is hardly a separate entity from the smash community
and you saying this retarded shit is again why your claim "I don't have an axe to grind against ssb" is utter bullshit; you sound deranged in one way or another
>deflecting attention from how shit the smash community is
I bet your faggot ass can't even name the number, the names, the ages, and the sub-community actually involved in the scandals; just repeating hysterical hearsay about predatory pedophilia without a regard to the facts
I'm willing to bet you browse reddit

>> No.6940253

>>6940248
>I'm willing to bet you browse reddit
ok nigger enjoy your ssb
thank you for addressing my points good chat

>> No.6940264

Fox/G&W for le funni 9 meme kills
Pokefloats
Brinstar Depths
Vacuum Luigi

>> No.6940279

>>6940228
There should be a psychological test to see if two people are compatible actually, regardless of age. As it is anal punch fisting and bdsm sadomasochism is perfectly fine with adults, so no one will go for this filtering of inequality shit as normalfaggots love rapey shit and project their darkness when bloodlusting with their new nigger/faggot now that gaybashing and nigger hangings have stopped. They needed new bitches. Pedos are a very very very small group unlike feminists, gays, and niggers. Bottom of the barrel bravery going after the peds. Hence why it's literal witch hunting.

>> No.6940295

>this thread
Melee getting into EVO 2013 was a mistake.

>> No.6940305

>>6940279
They have whacked out logic as to which relationships are predatory and which aren't. In their mind over 18 and under 18 is automatically predatory regardless of any other circumstances.

>> No.6940310
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6940310

None of you are competitive Melee players.
None of you go out of your home.
Why do you complain about people you'll never meet?
Just talk about the game.

>> No.6940345

>>6940310
>Just talk about the game.
That'd be nice if people here actually had a seasoned understanding of how it works.

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>>6940305
I actually saw recently a car that had "I K I LL P E D O P H I L E S" on the back right next to the "previous l*w enforcement" sticker.

He had a rabbit skin on his dashboard and I was thinking, I wish I couldn't profile people.

Back in my day we had pedobear stickers on the backs of cars and now we have more and more hyper vigilant bullshit in society to the point it was actually banned, that sticker on the cars, in cali one time.

I mean, if everyone agrees, shouldn't your virtue sigalling go without saying? what's the point, rabbit hunter? What did that innocent rabbit do to you? Like fucking too much? Is cute + fucking something that insights homicidal rage in normalfaggots? Is it that the bunnies are too young and ergo are all rapists? Are all animals rapists to repulicans? Is that why they hunt them, but leave the big ass bears of which are not cute alone in comparison to deer hunting and rabbits?

Sometimes I wish I was as dumb as other people. As it is I have this useless talent of seeing right through people's bullshit. I'm glad we're all wearing masks now and told to stay away from one another. They're not mature enough to have nice things and nothing is lost not seeing all those fake expressions. It's a third face. Boohoo.

>> No.6940398

>>6940305
Anyway the joke is that people are not ready, nor ever will be, to stop being literal psychos for bloodlust, vengeance mongers for the sake of the emotions moving them, and with such drama craving we will stay in shit-mode until the end of time.

Also, obviously it's not because cute+sex is the thing, it's a threat assessment thing of course, though humans are super conflicted so it'd not surprise me if meek = bad in a lot of minds. In fact I know for a fact it does exactly that.

>> No.6940469

>>6940295
> Melee getting into EVO 2013 was a mistake.
The community was never good lol. I've been short-breath fast-exhale nose-cancelling since at least 06

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>>6938339

>> No.6941112

>>6940219
>>6940279
>>6940380
>>6940398
jesus h. christ this is some cringe ass pseudo-intellectual bullshit right here.

i'd tell someone like you to have sex & get a clue so you can stop embarrassing yourself but you're either too far gone that it probably won't help or you're actually a pedophile.

>I'm glad we're all wearing masks now and told to stay away from one another.
ironically i'm glad too because someone like you sounds like he has his manifesto all set and is one bad day away from going on a spree killing.

>> No.6941207

I like playing the Ice Climbers and Marth

I like Onett a lot, but out of the competitive stages I think I like dreamland64 the most

Favorite trophy is probably Diskun

>> No.6941423

>>6940063
git gud

>> No.6941524

>a melee thread atracted a pedo tripfag
I wonder why...

>> No.6941527

>Link vs Link
>Hyrule only

That it's. 300 hours spent on this game. All the other stages are shit. Young Link and other swordfighters allowed as well.

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>>6941112
>>jesus h. christ

>> No.6941536

>>6941524
I should go to my local starbucks and post a touhou thread to really make you zoomers faint.

>> No.6941930

>>6940979
based

>> No.6941939
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>nickname is "Wife"
>his partner is called "Husband"
>plays Peach only
>talks in a very girly way
>Is actually not gay and in fact has a hot fiancee
It reminded me of that one flight-assistance guy from Snakes on a plane who ended up having a hot gf at the end of the movie despite everyone thinking he was gay.

>> No.6941983

>>6938339
fox
FD
no items

>> No.6941995

>>6941983
you still need to say favorite music and trophy, nobody asked about items, and please mention any other stage other than FD.

>> No.6942271

>>6939207
>You should be more upset that it's slowly getting pozzed with political correctness and SJW mentalities.
Never would've happened if the tourneyfags didn't exist.

>> No.6942315

>>6941995
it's a meme you realize

it's even a banner

>> No.6942316

>>6942271
The game wouldn't still be played in any meaningful numbers nor skill level if they didn't exist.