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>> No.6938157

>>6938156
What went right?

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>> No.6938179 [DELETED] 

>>6938156
sucks that the puritan moms won

and by puritan moms I mean degenerate left wing fascists

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>> No.6938187

>>6938180
Oh no, it's retarded.

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>> No.6938192

>>6938180
I'm surprised this was an ad during the Wii U era. I guess it's not US advertising though.

>> No.6938198

>>6938192
Nintendo hired a playmate to advertise Bayonetta 2. And yes in usa

>> No.6938206

>>6938180
I just bought this for ps4

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>> No.6938251

>>6938156
That's not an ad.

>> No.6938356

>>6938192
Based Nintendo.

>> No.6938360
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Super Mario Sunshine ad in japanese Playboy.

>> No.6938363 [DELETED] 

>>6938179
>left wing fascists
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.

And I guarantee this ad was not in the middle of Nickelodeon Magazine. Are you stupid?

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Here is one I scanned from a late 80's comic book the other day; there are a couple more I haven't scanned yet

>> No.6938392

>>6938381
I love Renegade but when has it ever been the number 1 arcade game? lol, I love the bravado on display here.

>> No.6938403 [DELETED] 

>>6938363
t. seething left wing fascist

Don't you have a police department to burn?

>> No.6938412 [DELETED] 

>>6938403
>left wing fascist
intelligent idiot

>> No.6938442

>>6938160
I always wanted to play this. OG Xbox had so many weird titles.

>> No.6938450

>>6938186
I will now buy Codebreaker.

>> No.6938458 [DELETED] 

>>6938403
You should look up the words you're attempting to use.

>> No.6938554 [DELETED] 

>>6938458
No, he's got it right. The modern left uses brown shirt tactics, suppresses free speech and censors dissent, subverts revered institutions to push propaganda, and blames one group of people for all the ills of the world.
Don't act like a fascist if you don't want to be called one.

>> No.6938565

>>6938160
>>6938442
Its unironically the best fishing game ever made

>> No.6938593

>>6938186
HOLY SHIT! I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS AD BUT THIS WAS ONE OF MY FIRST FAPS. THERE WAS ALSO SOME INTERVIEW OR AD WITH A CHICK LAYING DOWN IN A WHITE BIKINI WHICH CEMENTED MY LOVE FOR SEEING NIPPLES POKING THROUGH FABRIC

>> No.6938618

>>6938403
Yes. Does that scare you?

>> No.6938626 [DELETED] 

>>6938554
>No, he's got it right.
He literally does not. Once more, look up words before you try to use them. You're both proving to me that you are incapable of reading a dictionary.

>> No.6938686

>>6938180
not retro but holy damn

>> No.6938715

>>6938192
>>6938198
No surprise, really. This is the cycle of edge at work. In any business the big player doesn't want to rock the boat while the hungry competitor nipping at their ankles does. In the 90s it was Nintendo vs Sega but now its Sony vs Nintendo. Nintendo is the new Sega and their advertising changed to match.

>> No.6938723 [DELETED] 

>>6938403
>fascist
>burns police department
You can only pick one, bro.

>> No.6938726

>>6938626
You use violence to get your way, you're using the tactics that Brown Shirts used. Simple.

>> No.6938747

>>6938726
>You use violence to get your way
Are you talking about the left or the police?

>> No.6938783

>>6938192
You can see a small PEGI 18 rating near the other logos, so it is a Euro ad.

>> No.6938807

>>6938179
>>6938363
>>6938403
>>6938403
>>6938412
>>6938458
>>6938554
>>6938618
>>6938626
>>6938723
>>6938726
>>6938747
This is /pol/ faggotry. Knock it off.

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>>6938807
Gas yourself.

>> No.6938848

>>6938368
>visible female nipple
How did they get away with it?

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>>6938845
Glass yourself nazi.

>> No.6938870

>>6938848
It was a different time.

>> No.6938875

>>6938848
>>6938870

I'll never understand why it's ok to show male nipples but female nipples bad.

>> No.6938876

>>6938176
This game actually has it's own playable mascot girl.

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>>6938845

>> No.6938923

>>6938715
>Nintendo is the new Sega
I wish there was any truth to this statement

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god i missed so much fap material in my childhood by subscribing only to nintendo power.

actually, i dont think my christian mom would approve of any of those other magazines with ads like that. late-night scrambled cinemax was good enough for me.

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>>6938921

>> No.6938973

>>6938156
>retro
>no bush
I think you might be confused son

>> No.6939081

>>6938848
The ad wasnt in a magazine for children.

>> No.6939089

>>6938807
Go to reddit if you want a hugbox, you cocksucker.

>> No.6939113

>>6938206
Did they really release Zombi""U"" for anything other than the Wii U? lmao, what a failure of a console.

>> No.6939128

>>6938163
Based ad

>> No.6939141 [DELETED] 

>>6938807
Die you cuck

>> No.6939143

>>6938163
What the fuck is wrong with America

>> No.6939163

>>6938223
>Edge magazine
lol their whole shtick was being edgy and giving out randomly bad reviews to popular games. Whats the magazine equivalent to outrage clickbait?

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Aww someone cut a hole in this advertisement

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>Hes a brick wall!

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>> No.6939225

>>6938156
God I wish that was me

>> No.6939226

>>6939219
I fucking hated this ad. Made me think FMV stood for "funny with my voice" and I looked retarded as a result.

>> No.6939228

>>6939195
I had a dream like this where I rocketed around town with fireworks coming out of my butt. I must have seen this ad when I was a kid.

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>>6938807
Learn to REPORT

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>> No.6939241 [DELETED] 

>>6938723

>> No.6939247

>>6939219
>Think FMV sucks?
What a terrible way to start an ad.

>> No.6939250

>>6938179
All fascism is left-wing but this shit is off-topic for /vr/.

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>> No.6939276 [DELETED] 

>>6939250
>All fascism is left-wing
lolwat this is the kind of "fringe contrarianism" I would try to defend as an edgy teenager. There's more to politics than just saying things which aren't true and trying to justify them.

>> No.6939307

When I look at old ads I often get the feeling that some of them were made for the designers' coked up boss and not the customer.

>>6938168
Too gay.
>>6939195
Too ugly.

>>6939234
"You suck" was a special game ad subgenre. Who thought is was a good idea? (Besides Mr. Romero.)

>>6938186
Why would teenage boys and 20 year old college guys, the people who'd actually buy a cheating device for their console, relate to having a boring unattractive wife?

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>>6938162
Janet Jackson's tit's had a profound amount of influence in pop culture during the 90's. This Rolling Stone cover shoot pose especially.

>> No.6939327 [DELETED] 

>>6939276
I know exactly what I am saying. Read Wolfgang Schivelbusch until you do, too.

>> No.6939332

>>6938163
Yawiga Kanawi's hand is a CGI render. I can't stop looking at his fingernails.

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Nothing like some hot broads sitting on your lab after dinner and playing with your cock while you play with your cocktail cabinet. Then light up another cigar and get ready for another game with the boys while the chicks do the dishes.

>> No.6939421

>>6939226
>* Full Motion Video

it literally says it there, so chances are you are retarded

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Classic.

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Luv me Speccy

>> No.6939632

>>6939442
Have you tried calling the Vixen hotline?

>> No.6939663

>>6939632
Fwoar, I dunno like, might be one of those sex lines with a real lady on the other end, you phone it

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>>6938940
based
>seeing a solid 5 seconds of crystal clear bouncing titties

>> No.6940050

>>6938360
Something like

>Summer. Mario. Feels good.

>> No.6940052

>>6938565
Better than Sega bass fishing?

>> No.6940060

>>6938848
It's not an American ad. US is the ones offended by nipples.

>> No.6940078

>>6938875
Actually the better question is censoring it when the target audience certainly isn't going to care if they see a nipple.

>> No.6940084

>>6939163
>their whole shtick was being edgy
well, i mean it's right there in their name
*edge* magazine

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Let's step away from the coom for a moment to appreciate this magic. I love the tagline as well.
>The incredible sequel to the best selling SEGA-CD RPG of all time
I mean, they're not wrong, but there's not exactly much competition.

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>> No.6940224 [DELETED] 

>>6939327
You might know what you're saying but it doesn't make it any less idiotic. Whiny bigots like you are hilarious.

>> No.6940645 [DELETED] 

>>6938412
>>6938458
>they fell for the left wingers can't be fascist meme

>> No.6940705

There's a GOW making of video; at the end a guy says "This game'll get you laid."

>> No.6940721

>>6939171
Looks like DMX lmao

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>>6939171
Easy enough to google a scan.
Yeah let's market this literal baby character as "wild".

>> No.6940740

>>6940645
They can be sure, but not in this case.

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>>6938156
Good start

>> No.6940864

Why is it always the same ads? You guys collect magazines. Scan and post them ads

>> No.6940873 [DELETED] 

>>6939327
>Schivelbusch is an independent scholar,[1] not affiliated to any academic institution.
Sounds like a crank

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What the hell happened in this thread?

>> No.6940879

>>6939425
I love it, I love that game, and fuck McDonald's.

>> No.6940926

>>6938593
come the fuck down dude. you sound like you never had pussy before or something.

>> No.6940939

>>6938223
this one looks so god damn controversial
>>6938368
holy shit
>>6939234
based af

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>> No.6941012

>>6940224
>bigots
Reddit is that way.

>> No.6941060

>>6938156
I miss when women used to try to be attractive. I miss big hair and bush. I miss looking through old magazines and getting a boner from non porn. I need to stop being a coomer and go back to the good old days.

>> No.6941075

>>6940991
Man, what was Nintendo's deal with making Kirby so fucking edgy?

>> No.6941096

>>6938207
still the best ad ever.
Literally Paul Allen getting his AES on

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>> No.6941226

>>6940874
what the hell happened to her ass?

>> No.6941227 [DELETED] 

>>6941012
G-g-g-go away please! Poor bigot baby can't handle the truth.

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>>6938593
you remember the ad?

>> No.6941313

>>6938156
What is the game on the right?

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>>6941313
Time Gal

>> No.6941369

>>6938368
GBA chads rise up.

>> No.6941373

>>6941182
oh boy

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>> No.6941430

>>6941401
That middle image has always made me horny.

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>>6941226
she's just a slim gal

>> No.6941487

>>6941401
Well, looks like advertising just worked. What’s this game all about?

>> No.6941492

>>6941487
it's an action game in the style of Dino Crisis 2 except it's terrible and of hitscan enemies and of trial&error bullshit

the only reason it was a success was because of the lesbians

>> No.6941579

>>6941434
>That tiny hint of nip
somehow hotter than the full package

>> No.6941589

>>6941226
>programmed and fixated on female landwhale physique
How to spot the Amerimutt

>> No.6941591

>>6941589
Not him but it looks like a shaved male ass and I'm not American

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>> No.6941623

>>6938156
>has absolutely no idea what she's doing with the controller
>eyes closed
>spread legs
>orgasm expression on her face
So I guess gurrlllll gamers were already a thing huh

>> No.6941629

>>6941591
Yeah right. Maybe you're just a closed fag.

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>> No.6941638

>>6941629
You sound more like a fag being attracted to asses that look like they belong on men lol.

>> No.6941642

>>6941623
It's not an ad, it's a playboy spread or something like that. Those are just props. I have the whole set on a hard drive somewhere which I'd bother to dig out if they wouldn't get deleted immediately.

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>> No.6941646

>>6941638
Shut up fat lover

>> No.6941657

>>6941646
I'm pretty darn skinny lol

>> No.6941661

>>6941657
It's always skinny guys chasing the land whales

>> No.6941668

>>6941661
Fat people are fucking disgusting but women look much better will full breasts and some curve to their bum. Sorry if that triggers you lol.

>> No.6941680

>>6941492
I never played the second one but I remember the first one being alright. Nothing notable in a gameplay sense, but the scenarios where interesting enough for me to complete it. I specifically remember the scene where you use a towel item.

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>> No.6941759

>>6941756
That hit me right in the fucking childhood, Anon.

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>> No.6941765

>>6941629
*closeted
At least respect the craft enough to do it right, guy.

>> No.6941804

>>6941406
Nice Iron Maiden bait

>> No.6941806 [DELETED] 

>>6941761
Post the real version instead of the shitty shop.

>> No.6941824

>>6941607
I remember playing that game once and thinking it was pure crap

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>>6938156
Kirsten Imrie btw

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I wonder how bad the Stick and Dpad were

>> No.6941896

mandatory

>> No.6941913

>>6938160
>>6938156
Wow. Pro Fishing looks like that? I really missed out!

>> No.6942018

>>6941401
I remember playing this at a friends house but forgot the name of the game. There were a lot of erotic cut scenes if I remember correctly

>> No.6942064

>>6941227
More likely he's simply pointing out that randomly screeching bigot unprovoked is exactly what reddit does. Go back.

>> No.6942124

>>6942018
The game is Fear Effect 2.

>> No.6942126 [DELETED] 

>>6939307
>Why would teenage boys and 20 year old college guys, the people who'd actually buy a cheating device for their console, relate to having a boring unattractive wife?
It's a universally recognizable joke, you autist. Everything isn't so literal all the time that there's an ad specifically appealing to men in unhappy marriages who like video games.

>> No.6942131

>>6941756
>$24.99 for a controller
I want to go back!

>> No.6942132

>>6941075
It was ironic and funny. The games were super cutesy and the main character was bright pink, so it would have been a bit of a hard sell to US audiences. Playing into the joke made it more tolerable.

>> No.6942259

>>6942131
>OG PSX joypad
You can a china clone for 10 bucks.
That said. 24 bucks for just 112K of storage memory is insane when floppy dicks were so cheap.

>> No.6942262

>>6942259
>You can GET a china clone for 10 bucks

>> No.6942459
File: 53 KB, 442x587, DjZgOa6U4AYE9zy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6942459

Kinetica

>> No.6942470
File: 1.13 MB, 1280x1702, ps2 game.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>6942459

>> No.6943012

>>6941642
Post on /s/ and link here

>> No.6943316

>>6941182
is that real

btw what did Jacques Chirac do

>> No.6943321

>>6941756
>summer spent playing JetMoto
Take me back.
Take me fucking back now.

>> No.6943336

>>6943316
Yes, it was a magazine ad. Controversial at the time.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/dear-virgin-interactive-1575686.html

>> No.6943356

>>6941182
Ratko Mladic, Genghis Khan, Baby Doc Duvallier, Hitler, Hiro Hito, Stalin, Napolean, Mussolini, Nicolae Ceausesu, Pol Pot, Hussein, Idi Amin, Mao Zedong, Ghaddafi, Jacques Chirac, Radovan Karadzic

We had that print ad here in Germany. As did the French...guess they didn't like it because it had Chirac in it, lol.

>> No.6943361

>>6942259
I wouldn't even mind $70 for a modern version of that stick.

>> No.6943375
File: 153 KB, 600x800, q2k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.6943387

>>6938360
Based Samus Aran in the upper right of the left page

>> No.6943943

>>6941589

I'm glad Americans aren't the only thing I think about all day every day.

>> No.6943971 [DELETED] 

>>6941182
>>6943356
>no americans despite them holding the literal high score
what a load of shit lol
i'm glad that country's over
long live xi jinping and the chinese capitalist party

>> No.6944017

>>6941328
Only seen bits of this game. Is it supposed to be lewd?

>> No.6944026

>>6938187
Wrote dumb post
>>6938206
It look awful and bland port
>>6939113
>failure
The U is great naming. Maybe Nintendo should move away from Wii and stick with different name.

>> No.6944083

>>6941856
Mommy!
>>6941642
Post it

>> No.6944376

>>6939439
there was a thread on v once where someone drew in detail exactly how he was pissing into that urinal

>> No.6944662

>>6944017
It's like they wanted to, but didn't.
They shoulda made it an erotic-game

>> No.6944968
File: 385 KB, 640x480, phelios-u-c003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6944968

>>6944017
>>6944662
youre looking for phelios t b h

>> No.6945018
File: 282 KB, 1200x1600, $_57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6945018

>>6942459
bigger

>> No.6945048
File: 27 KB, 260x340, KirstenImrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6945048

OP pic is from a Penthouse spread that was most likely paid for by Sega

>> No.6945052
File: 170 KB, 1200x900, Kirstencar_sbd_210618_92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6945052

Some of the article here, no nudes in link just a puff piece feature on Sega.

https://www.scuzzscink.com/amiga/scuzzblog_july18/scuzzblogdjuly18_0127.htm

>> No.6945078
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>>6938156
>>6941856
>>6945048
Fuckin based. That sort of lacy, 80s/90s glam lingerie really does it for me. Wanna stick my nose in between her legs

>> No.6945263

>>6938191
As great as that ad is the $399 price tag for the Saturn was too high.

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>>6941182

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>>6946084

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>> No.6946194

>>6946183
>No Neo Geo
I thought you said "ultimate."

>> No.6946237
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File: 1.07 MB, 2880x1901, metal gear solid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>6946237

>> No.6946328

>>6946239
I'd probably never play MGS if this was the only ad I ever saw for it

>> No.6946540
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>>6941434
There's little more alluring than a slight hint of nipple.

>>6942470
Totally remember that ad and I can't believe I never noticed the really pronounced nipple impressions as a kid.

>> No.6946543

>>6943316
He was against the Iraq War.

>> No.6946581

>>6946543
Everyone with any common sense was against that though.

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>>6946084

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>> No.6946738

>>6938156
sega was based and greenhilled

>> No.6946748

>>6940106
please post more art like this and lunar stuff.

>> No.6946760
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>>6941328

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>>6946748

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>>6946776
we will never have a lunar 3

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>>6946901

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>> No.6946962

>>6946959
lol that hair

>> No.6947025
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>> No.6947032

>>6947027
that game is kinda fun i have the long box my uncle gave to me after being in his garage for 19 years

>> No.6947045
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>>6947045

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>>6947049

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>>6947052

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>>6947063

>> No.6947238

>>6947049
>>6947052
Insanely based art, if only the game was goos

>> No.6947259

>>6940926
More like he's nostalgic for the time that was the case

>> No.6947267
File: 36 KB, 512x384, applepippin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6947267

>>6941878
Interesting. It's the same design as the Apple Pippin controller

>> No.6947286

>>6946128
You Wouldn't Download a 3DO.

>> No.6947301

>>6941401

I jerked off to this one

>> No.6947512
File: 979 KB, 3264x2448, PcNQQPF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.6947552

>>6938368
You think they fucked in real life?

>> No.6947574

>>6943375
lol how wrong that cover was

>> No.6948348
File: 2.13 MB, 3423x2394, 1-n1intendo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6948348

>>6938368
bigger

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File: 333 KB, 1600x1093, S&M3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6948385

>>6938158
I wish I could find a larger copy

>> No.6948428

>>6946581
Not the first one.

>> No.6948774

What the fuck was wrong with people lol

>> No.6948789

Seeing these shitty ass ads, I think I'm beginning to understand Anita Sarkeesian lmao, sleazy and classless as fuck

>> No.6948813
File: 686 KB, 1964x1356, dbbc8cea-473b-2d6b-ff8f-ae4e72e8bdfd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>6941856
Best quality version of this image has the classic tennis ad with it.

>> No.6948953
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>> No.6948956
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>>6948953

>> No.6948970
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>> No.6949204

>>6946905
What? There's been four Lunar games. :^)

>> No.6949236
File: 74 KB, 361x460, durr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6949236

>>6946776
>jessica's face

>> No.6949269
File: 3.56 MB, 1960x2976, 1601472387968-gigapixel-scale-4_00x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6949269

>>6948813
looks like AI upscaled

>> No.6949280

>>6947512
I needed a high quality image of that poster. Google images doesn't give me shit, and there's no magazine scan in Archive.org has it scanned.

>> No.6949286

>>6938156
imagine the smell

>> No.6949337

>>6939195
jesus, what's wrong with the british?

>> No.6949347

>>6939219
Who though FMV sucked?

>> No.6949494

>>6939209
>>6939215
by the font used, is this god of war ad?

>> No.6949528

>>6949494
I don't think so.
the copyright says 1997 and spawn.

>> No.6949539

>>6940112
pretty straightforward!

>> No.6949612

>>6949528
oh i missed that and the fact of todd mcfarlane name!!

>> No.6949695

>>6946581
Possibly, but they were the only NATO security council permanent member against it, hence the big deal.

>> No.6950161

>>6948970
Is that a pencil or an eyeball book holder?

>> No.6950186

>>6939219
>15 frams pers sec
Wow, 1 sec less than standard flash animations!

>> No.6950197

>>6949695
Dont that mean he's a peacemonger? WTF, I hate WesterosWood now! Long live Taiwan!

>> No.6950235

>>6950161
Marge Simpson's tit

>> No.6950312

>>6948970
what is he playing? is that even a real game?

>> No.6950458
File: 226 KB, 900x1192, Mortal-Kombat-Monday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6950458

>>6946929
lol, I sent away for the keychain

I also filed this out and got MK

>> No.6950461
File: 337 KB, 1348x1767, Get Fucking Hype.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6950461

>>6950458

>> No.6950513

>>6948970
That looks like Chipper Dale Rescues Rangers

>> No.6950661

>>6946929
>>6946936
This was a RAD game in arcade, though I never figured out how to use the wrestling-like special moves.

>> No.6950664
File: 31 KB, 468x350, The Wizard - Jimmy-468x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6950664

>>6950458
>coupon expired 27 years ago this week

>> No.6950671
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6950671

>>6948970

>>6950312
>what is he playing? is that even a real game?
>>6950513
>That looks like Chipper Dale Rescues Rangers

YEP!

>> No.6950680

>>6950461
Mortal Kombat i guess?

>> No.6950728

>>6949494
It's for Spawn: The Eternal on PS1

>> No.6951130

>>6941607
>>6941824
A friend of mine had this game and it really stinked, the dunbassess who made this tought they could compete with MSH, is just baffling.

>> No.6951142

>>6946183
read that these were scams.

>> No.6951151
File: 458 KB, 1280x877, pil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.6951183

>>6949269
she a porn star?

>> No.6951214

>>6951183
It's possible, but I doubt anybody could remember a pornstar's name from 20-30 years ago.

>> No.6951231

>>6949280
John Romero please go

>> No.6951247

>>6951231
Then again, Romero was hesitant to send that ad to the masses despite he didn't made it.

>> No.6951271

>>6938593
no need for cruise control. do you know how much seed i've spilled to most of the ads in this thread? pre-internet porn was something mystical that just came and went with the wind.

>> No.6951284
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6951284

just to balance things out a little.

>> No.6951416

>>6938807
>muh /pol/ bogeyman

>> No.6951420
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>>6938156

>> No.6951423

>>6951151
The 90s were infinitely cooler and more colorful than anything afterwards. Just rewatching Fresh Prince and I'm missing it so much.

>> No.6951451

>>6951420
>4 dimensional graphics
fuck everything else. neogeo has 4D graphics!

>> No.6951473

>>6951284
Fucking frogs...

>> No.6951536

>>6941149
Sega gave that guy coronavirus?

>> No.6951549

>>6942131
What's that adjusted for inflation?

>> No.6951559
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6951559

>>6941856
Still would, lads. Still would.

>> No.6951579

>>6950461
>>6950680

Prepare me for what? PREPARE ME FOR WHAT?

>> No.6951587

>>6951423
Only the first half of the 90's was good

>> No.6951630

>>6948385
I have a bunch of old PC Gamers and CGWs from the mid/late 90s; pretty sure that ad is in several of them. I'll take a look through them this weekend and see if I can help you out. :)

>> No.6951635

>>6940834
Was this the thing that the girl plays in soilent green?

>> No.6951651

>>6951630
Good stuff!

>> No.6951652

I'm having trouble remembering an ad and what it was for
I remember that it was a white back ground with a capsule from a space ship on it, and some sort of alien/mutant was busting out. It had ears kinda like Yoda but the eyes were a solid gray and its skin red/pink and it was yelling and charging toward you.
I cannot remember what it was for. If anyone else knows I would appreciate it

>> No.6951690
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>> No.6951729

>>6951559
That man chin though. Wasn't noticeable on the previous photo due to the angle and light.

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>> No.6951787

>>6951587
ok chief

>> No.6951789

>>6951692
what the fuck is this?

>> No.6951884

>>6951789
That's a representation of ps2 players. A bunch of underwear sniffers.

>> No.6951896

>>6951884
Ps2 player here, can confirm.

>> No.6951897

>>6941383
Kek

>> No.6951970

>>6951420
>Penis monster on screen

>> No.6951979
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6951979

>>6946953
>those kinnikuman-style figurines
fuck, so neat.

>> No.6952069

>>6939307
>Why would teenage boys and 20 year old college guys, the people who'd actually buy a cheating device for their console, relate to having a boring unattractive wife?
Because they were already buying the cheating device.
This was advertised towards middle-aged men who were a keystone demographic for Sony at the time.

>> No.6952098
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>>6938156

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>>6952295

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>>6952312

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>>6952315

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>>6952442

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>>6952447

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>>6952458

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>>6952485

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>>6951549
>muh inflation meme

>> No.6952548

>>6951142
most likely you had to keep sending in more and more money each time
>only $5 to enter
>you made it to round 2 send $8
>you made it to round 3 send $15 for the final entry
>finalist! $30 plus 2 UPCs of some arbitrary item
>oops sorry you didnt win :(

>> No.6952551
File: 594 KB, 1651x2188, Intellivison_1982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6952551

Some Intellivision ad from 1982

>> No.6952565

>>6952485
>>6952496
>How can we make Final Fantasy sound interesting to consumers? We need some good marketing!
>GUYS THIS GAME HAS OGOPOGO IN IT
>Why don't westerners buy RPGs?

>> No.6952570

>>6947238
What the fuck is goos, you fucking retard?!

>> No.6952587
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>> No.6952605

>>6938156
I want to smell her pusy, lol.

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>> No.6952741

>>6952736
>game requires a hard drive

I'm amazed they had to mention that

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>> No.6952812

>>6952589
What a classic

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>> No.6952868

>>6952524
>>6951549
So economists lie. Still, the cheapest controllers these days are cheaper than the ones back in the 90s. IF you insist on buying first-party controllers from current year SJW Sony of California.... Well, that's your loss.

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>> No.6953024

>>6951183
>>6951214
She was a glamour model >>6941856

>> No.6953069

>>6938973
How would you see the bush under the panties?

>> No.6953079

>>6944376
..got an archive link?

>> No.6953082

>>6940874
That's a weird spot to put that tattoo.

>> No.6953189

>>6952738
>but americans were to stupid to play rpgs

>> No.6953230

>>6953189
I think its funny Nintendo resisted porting some of their games to the west assuming the audience wasn't smart enough for them. When the entire genre was started by Dragon quest, a game greatly inspired by DnD and Rogue.

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>>6952587

>> No.6953273

>>6952741
games back then could be booted directly from the floopy disk.
though by the time wolf3d came out it wasn't that common anymore.

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>> No.6953580

>>6953265
I like this one more.

>> No.6953621

>>6952548
Nah the guy kept changing company names and not sending stuff out.

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>>6953621
Wonder if anyone won this

>> No.6953653

>>6951729
>manchin
your loss than homosexual

>> No.6953780

>>6946115
I remember this ad in Nintendo Power. I begged my dad for that issue because it had Aero the Acrobat cheats in it and I got Aero for the previous Xmas.

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>>6953796

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>>6953082
There's weirder spots

>> No.6954496

>>6941406

powerslave/exhumed is one of the most underrated FPS ever imo.

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>>6954496
This.

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>>6949337

theres a famous adult comic called viz thats from the 70s that has this exact art style, its a very niche british thing, this ad is basically a hommage.

people on 4chan have been memeing shit like 10/10 in bongland but weve been doing it ourselves since the 80's, see the characters 'The Fat Slags'

>> No.6954538

>>6941401

Beautiful looking game still to this day but never played more than an hour, heard its not that great, guess i should go back to it.

Pretty sure this was one of the first playstation games that had more disks than FF7 even, probably a result of all that FMV and animated backgrounds mixed in with the 3d models, probaby a game that would benefit from AI Upscaling.

>> No.6954543

>>6943375

>NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN OR OLD WOMEN
kek

>> No.6954557

>>6954516

It still holds up to this day if you can get the 'Powerslave EX' fan release for PC.

I cant think of any first person shooter from that era that had item upgrades and level backtracking on a world map to access areas that you couldnt previously get to with items like boots that make you jump higher etc, it was like a 3d metroidvania.

Such a fucking great game, i wonder how much influence it had, i rarely read anything about it outside of 4chan.

>> No.6954558

>>6954516

Now i just want a sequel

>> No.6954609

>>6954558
Made by gearbox with heavy political themes.

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I fapped to this one in desperation back in middle school.

>> No.6954985

>>6939396
This is living the fucking dream,
How did we let our culture stray so fucking far?

>> No.6954995

>>6953801
I feel like the right size of the Lynx belongs with the left side of the Wonderswan

>> No.6955003

>>6947238
if only you had goos taste in games

>> No.6955492

>>6954714
I miss that brief period when society had a toned tummy fetish.

>> No.6955515

>>6951635
yupper.

>> No.6955573

>>6953632
>huge 27" TV
How times have changed.

>> No.6955643

>>6938747
I don't recall Police burning down cities or bringing a guillotine to Portland suburbs.

>> No.6955664

>>6955643
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=police+burn+down+city
faaag

>> No.6955716

>>6952997
I'm 49 years old, but still I look at ads like this and wonder how they got away with it. It gets harder and harder (sorry) to remember what those "different times" were like.

>> No.6955732

>>6938156
I wonder where she is now

>> No.6955832

>>6955716
I'd get that checked kiddo. You wouldn't want to start calling people a lying dog-faced pony soldier until you're at least in your 70's.

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>> No.6956113

>>6952312
>>6952315
Run over Darkstalkers. They glow in the dark.

>> No.6956219

>>6939195
Sex sells
Rest of the world: Hot women in skimpy clothing
UK: Bollocks, old people shoving stuff up their arse

>> No.6956260

>>6955839
Didn't the person who inspired Goemon died boiled alive?

>> No.6956272

>>6956260
Yes, Goemon Ishikawa, the historical/folk character, died boiled, while holding his own son up in the air with his arms.
who knows if that ad was intentionally like that or not, but if not that's an incredible coincidence.

>> No.6956437

>>6951214
>Jenna Jameson? Chasey Lain?

>> No.6956524

>>6941401
I fapped to this game as a kid

>> No.6956532

>>6938191
This was the greatest type of thing for a 11 or twelve year old that gets these magazines.

>> No.6956536

>>6939234
the first incel shaming ads

>> No.6956540

>>6940727
he monkey. man, all of this stuff would get complaints on twitter now. gaming is so cucked now

>> No.6956643

>>6956437
I don't know Chasey Lain but I do know Jenna Jameson. I am still trying to figure out who this one brunette woman was with big breasts and there was porno music that sounded similar to Streets Of Rage 2 stage 1's background music. I can't figure out who she is and I can't find the video. Use to watch it on the Spice Channel.

>> No.6956773

>>6956643
I meant that she was fucking to some porno music that sounded like stage 1 background music of Streets Of Rage 2.

>> No.6956826

>>6939234
>implying Guts would be interested in anyone other than his raped waifu
Anyway, how strange... back then, Berserk wasn't really as popular as it's now.

>> No.6956921

>>6956826
it was popular around my parts back then, weebs liked anything that was repetitive for their simple minds

>> No.6956934

>>6940727
They fucking knew. I was in the target demographic for that game when it was released and I fucking hated Kiddy Kong so much that I never could stomach even playing the game until recently. That advertising implies a completely different tone to what the game actually is.

>> No.6957014

>>6939219
>Rob Schneider

>> No.6957020

>>6949347
everyone
it was a forced meme game developers thought would be big

>> No.6957072

>>6938180
Proof that the Wii U is retro

>> No.6958597

>>6938186
>>6941401
>>6945018
>>6942470
classic fap material

>>6951151
definition of 90s

>> No.6958992

>>6938156
Australia-kun, this isn’t a legit ad, stop being such a faggot!

>> No.6959013

>>6939307
Dads bought most vidya shit for their sons

>> No.6959163

>>6956272
So was that death historical or folklore?!
Die holding your son out of boiling water?! Didn't the kid die when he died then?

>> No.6959263

>>6959163
Not the guy you're asking but familiar with the story. Like any old tale you never know exactly how much is true but I think it's pretty much accepted as having some historical basis. There are different versions of what happened with his son. The one I was first told was he he held him over his head until he was dead, or just about dead, and then the son was spared because of his fathers bravery or whatever. In some other versions he dies.

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>>6938863
Uhmmm sweaty, Nazis are based.

>> No.6959425

>>6959303
>ok sign is nazis
murikans need to get >>>/out/

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>>6959303
>>6959425
The okay hand sign does not stand for white power. Nazis are not based, they are faggots just like Commies.

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girls will play games if we give them pink controllers

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>> No.6960242

>>6955839
pretty based

>> No.6960261

>>6939219
>seamless 15 frames per second
of only they knew what current gen is

>> No.6960269

>>6938156
Source for pic?
am ROCK HARD!
FUCKKK!!!

>> No.6960287

>>6953230
>a game greatly inspired by DnD and Rogue.
That's /tg/ and early DQ was inspired by Ultima games, which started out on Apple II computers. They're right about console gamers being dumbbros and christian kids. PC and Apples were for the master big brains.

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>>6960269

>> No.6960306

>>6960292
OUFFF! Going to blow!
Any more? Or which site?

>> No.6960582

>>6960204
>>6960238
not retro

>> No.6960830

>>6941182
haste and dictator-pilled

>> No.6960883

>>6957020
It literally... unironically...no discussion, sold Sony more systems. A CD player that ALSO had enough storage to have FMVs for games like FFVII??? Sold.
Don't back track. That is what FMVs are.

>> No.6960996

>>6959303
Do you think those people still exist today? I wonder what happened to them.

>> No.6961045

>>6960883
I think you missed the context
.>>6939219
They're talking about FMV GAMES. Not games with FMVs. An FMV game is a completely prerendered game like Dragon's Lair. Early CD consoles released a ton of them and they all sucked. A full game only 15 minutes long and nothing but quicktime events.

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>> No.6961218

>>6960306
I used google and looked up kirsten imrie

>> No.6961246

>>6961208
Holy crap I forgot about this. I remember wanting it so badly

>> No.6961306

>>6945048
What would anon do if he won that night playing games with her?

>> No.6961579

>>6954985
By respecting women and granting them equality and rights in our society.

>> No.6961771

>>6959615
Nazis and Commies literally hate faggots. You might want to have a good hard look at yourself. You might be a crypto-nazi. Or worse an evangelical christian.

>> No.6961783

>>6961306
Beat her at Virtua Fighter.

>> No.6962765

>>6941761
This is fucking great.

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>> No.6963304

>>6961771
>Commies hate faggots
And yet Antifa are commies and they are full of faggots(SJW's/Trannies/Leftists/Woke Cucks)

>> No.6963351

>>6939307
>When I look at old ads I often get the feeling that some of them were made for the designers' coked up boss and not the customer.
As are most products in every industry.

>> No.6963567

>>6951151
So clear = Trannie

>> No.6963569

>>6951420
LMAO I was playing that game over the weekend on my MiSTer. It's not that fucking great. What is it... Cyber Lips? LMAO the fucking dialog in that game.

>> No.6963574

>>6952295
Some where I still have that guide.

>> No.6963601

>>6947067
>”I kneel in reverence to the brilliance shown by the programmers at square”
kek

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>>6963569
Gee Mister, you sure wasted your money on a glorified emulation box.

>> No.6964330

>>6963304
Antifa are useful idiots. They will swiftly be killed off by whatever force takes control.

>> No.6964840

>>6963304
Antifa are just a bunch of angry failed children who don't have a clue what they are, politically, economically, or sexually. Also >>6964330

>> No.6964865

But antifa isn't real and a made up facebook conspiracy

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>> No.6966176

>>6965112
Fucking frogs lol

>> No.6966182

>>6951151
me in the middle

>> No.6966614

>>6963683
You should probably learn to cope, poorfag.

>> No.6966619

>>6965112
Does it write for the Verge?

>> No.6967497

>>6965112
seriously?

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>>6951151
P E A K S O U L

>> No.6967967

>>6966614
Gee Mister, you sure are stupid. I bet my PC gaming rig cost more than your stupid emulation box you're trying to sell.

>> No.6968020

>>6967507
I really wanna know if any "substantial" work was ever actually done on this implied Donkey Kong CDi title.

>> No.6968065

>>6943375
Games that'll kick Quake II's ass!
Based