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FUCK Egoraptor
FUCK ProJared
FUCK neogaf
And basically FUCK everyone who has been pushing the "sonic was never good" meme for the past decade. Sonic is one of the most soulful franchises of video games, EVER.

>> No.6875815

>>6875810
Sonic in 2D is great.
Sonic in 3D is garbage.

>> No.6875817

>>6875815
yeah I'm not debating that, I'm saying fuck shitheads who claim Sonic was "never good" in the first place.

>> No.6875828

>Run too fast for the screen to catch up
>Hit spikes and die
wow sure is a good "game"

>> No.6875841

>>6875810
cringe and nostalgiapilled

>> No.6875861

>>6875810
babby's first scotformer

>> No.6875869

>>6875861
that's not mario

>> No.6875870

>>6875810
>FUCK ProJared

Did he actually say that?

>> No.6875879

>>6875869
8-bit mario games are harder than sanic, though

>> No.6875883

>>6875879
ok nincel

>> No.6875891

>game encourages you to go fast
>”but you totally have to explore and shit”

Bonk is an example of how a console mascot should be, no wonder PC engine cucked sega in japan, but niggas who got the megadrive HAD to learn to love what was most likely the only game they had for months, which was a hardware demo sega slapped controls and “gameplay” into

>> No.6875897

>>6875891
>Bonk
literally meme who game

>> No.6875902

>>6875810
Sonic is not only one of the most soulful franchises ever, Sonic changed absolutely everything. Without Sonic there's no Donkey Kong Country. Without Sonic there's no Umihara Kawase. Without Sonic - there's no Mario 64.

>> No.6875924

>>6875828
git gud

>> No.6875929

>>6875902
that little dash at the end doesn't make your argument better. just saying

>> No.6875948

>>6875897
lurk more zoomer

>> No.6875952

>>6875948
You are delusional.

>> No.6875957

>>6875810
>FUCK Egoraptor
>FUCK ProJared
>FUCK neoga
Not sure if I agree with what are you saying, but I agree with this.

>> No.6875971

>>6875810
dont care at all for youtubers' opinions.
but i never liked sonic games personally

it seems absolutely ridiculous to me that it was considered a rival series to mario at a point in time

>> No.6875974
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6875974

>And basically FUCK everyone who has been pushing the "sonic was never good" meme for the past decade. Sonic is one of the most soulful franchises of video games, EVER.

>> No.6875978

It makes nintedildos eternally seethe.

>> No.6875980
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6875980

>>6875810
ok cybershell

>> No.6875982

>>6875924
>get good at looking at a blurry mess of pixels
no thanks, I prefer fun in my video games

>> No.6875983

>>6875810
Sonic for Master System is great. 1>2>3 for Mega Driver. The series was getting worse on each iteration.

>> No.6875986

>>6875982
>can't beat a childrens game

>> No.6875991

Sonic Adventure 2 is the best Sonic game

>> No.6875993

>>6875991
*best 3D Sonic game

>> No.6875997

>>6875810
ProJared is a pedophile.

>> No.6876002

>>6875828
This... it just isn't very fun to play.

The graphics, music and overall character of the first 3 games is wonderful. I would never try to tell the world that they're terrible games. I just don't want to play them, and as time went on i think it became clear to everyone that the Mario games were infinitely better.

>> No.6876010

>>6876002
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQUQKJE1Jw

>> No.6876015

>>6875983
Reverse the order and you are right.

>> No.6876020

>>6875986
i can beat, just don't want to waste my time on le blue autism rat

>> No.6876024

>>6876020
k

>> No.6876026

there is at least one fucking retard who bought the sega tower back in the day just to play sonic and knuckles with “muh extra content”

What the fuck do you think such people are going to do but defend their shit game.

>> No.6876034

>>6876026
>still seething

>> No.6876042
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6876042

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IGN BROS????

>> No.6876045

>>6875902
>Without Sonic there's no Umihara Kawase.

Oh no, where would we be without whatever that is...

>> No.6876063

>>6875810
Segatard still in denial.

>> No.6876068 [DELETED] 

>>6876063
see>>6876042
you are already lost.

>> No.6876070
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6876070

Nincels can say what they want about Sonic gameplay but they can't cope that Sonic has MUCH better music than Mayorio:
https://youtu.be/xmEvL7trYmc
https://youtu.be/nqGMU5wianc
https://youtu.be/uEzXFuYN89k
https://youtu.be/6kCV_g6_2VI
etc. etc. etc.

>> No.6876084

>>6875997
Wrong fag

>> No.6876105

>>6875815
this is the biggest e-celeb meme at all

everyone who actually grew up with 2d sonic loved sa1 when it first came out

>> No.6876106

>>6876070
mario is infamous for some of the best music of all time.
and im talking pretty much everything, every level, every spinoff. up until like ds era was golden, and still to this day the mainline titles have some of the best, again.

how is a alternative rock track going to undo the legacy of mario?

ill agree with you that sonic has some baller songs though, its okay to like multiple things.
but since you made a competition out of it, you need to know youre wrong by saying sonic has better music than mario

>> No.6876109

>>6876070
Sunshine and 64 OSTs are a million times better than those soundtracks
hell the Mario & Luigi series alone has more memorable music, and I like Sonic music

>> No.6876113

>>6876109
>>6876106
delusional

>> No.6876121

>>6875815
the genesis sonic games are good because they were competently made and consistent. had nothing to do with them being 2d in of itself. i'd rather play sonic 06 than sonic 4 any day

>> No.6876132

>>6876045
I pity the fool that doesn't know Umihara Kawaze

>> No.6876141

>>6875861
This board sucks with you on it

>> No.6876147

>>6875810
>FUCK Egoraptor
>FUCK ProJared
>FUCK neogaf
Who? This must be a zoommie thing. People who played the games on the system knew it was a good series, why let what I assume are youtubers indoctrinate you? Just play the games and see if they are good.

>> No.6876153

>>6875978
you like sonic now, australiakun?
also Sonic has been on nintendo systems longer that he's been exclusive to Sega.

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6876160

>>6875828
Why would you be running around without rings? You don't die instantly from spikes, it makes you lose your rings. At least watch a few minutes of a youtube video before pretending you know the game.

>> No.6876273

>>6876160
You do in Sonic 1 if you get combo'd

>> No.6876301

>>6876106
>how is a alternative rock track going to undo the legacy of mario?
Because Koji Kondo can't compose an epic, blood-pumping theme worth a shit, not for Mario at least.
The absolute closest he gets is the final boss themes for SMB3 and SMW, and after the intros they give up and start looping after like 3 seconds.
Meanwhile Sonic 1 and 3 are the undisputed kings of 4th-gen scotformer final boss themes.
Stop confusing Mario's sales with the quality of Mario music.

>> No.6876315

>>6876301
>scotformer
aaaaaand entire post ignored.
anyway, regarding Sonic's music, only Sonic 1 and 2 on the Mega Drive have iconic soundtracks, thanks to Masato Nakamura. I thought Sonic 3's more gritty and sample-based soundtrack wasn't strong, even with MJ into the equation.
Adventure games are Blink 182-tier (Rouge's theme in SA2 is good though)

>> No.6876326

>>6876273
only on the launch version of the game

>> No.6876330

>>6876015
Sorry, but I don't enjoy Sonic 3 and 2 as much as I did Sonic 1.

>> No.6876396

>>6875817
That's just a meme perpetrated by trolls, nobody actually believes that.

I almost joined in once just because it seemed funny. But 9 year old me inside who loved the games twitched and whined and I deleted what I had written. The 2d Sonics on genesis are awesome games.

>> No.6876413

>>6876106
>mega man, castlevania and final fantasy are infamous for some of the best music of all time.
FTFY

>> No.6876418
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>>6876315
In the late 80s, future Video Game magnate Shigeru Miyamoto spent roughly 7 or 8 months sojourning in the United States. He was there conducting a tryst with a local american woman who later became the visual inspiration for Princess Toadstool. Following the release of the smash-hit platformer, Mario brothers, featuring Nintendo's most popular long-running mascot, Miyamoto's profile had raised considerably. As a result, he was forced to use codenames/decknames/pseudonyms wherever he was staying. Most commonly, he used the name "Scott Foreman" because it looked completely innocuous and uninteresting on a hotel registry. This was confirmed by the then-manager of the best western motel that Shige was staying at, who said, "Well, I'd never met an oriental fellow named Scott before, but his money was still green and I afforded him the privacy I extended to all of my motel guests. I distinctly remember he was a very generous tipper, and one time even gave me tips on beating world 3 in Mario. (We had a NES at the reception desk at the time)"

>> No.6876419

>>6876315
>iconic=good
This is your brain on both extensive need for approval and HRT.

>> No.6876424

>Egoraptor constantly shits on Sonic, not just 3D but 2D as well
>Constantly shits on the Sonic fanbase
>Sega awards him with free Sega merchandise
I get that "all publicity is good, even bad publicity", but Sega really is being retarded here.

>> No.6876426

lol who cares nerd

>> No.6876427

>>6876418
During his stateside sojourn, Miyamoto was known to use the Scott Foreman name to indulge in one of his more deviant behaviors, hosting plus sized modeling pageants in the lobby or tangerine ballroom of whatever middle-shelf lodging he was currently living out of. Rumors say that Miyamoto had a strong affinity for natural blondes with large breasts, pouty lips and ample hips. The winner of the pageant received several thousand Yen worth of prize money, as well as a once in a lifetime opportunity to attend a private audition, in miyamoto's suite, for the coveted role of princess Toadstool. These women would become known as the "Scott Foreman Girls" and would also be lent out to japanese advertising agencies to endorse products targeted at american GIs. It's estimated that Miyamoto spent as much as $6.5 million dollars over a period of 3 years indulging his eccentricities.

>> No.6876430

>>6876418
oh look, it's this autismo again.
you're obsessed with miyamoto, this thread is about sonic btw.

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Reminder that this will always be how most people view adventure through a bad port which got worse each time it was ported.

>> No.6876435
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>>6876427
Miyamoto would typically bill his expenses to nintendo directly, once again under the name Scott Foreman. This incensed the president of nintendo of tokyo who said on record "this scott, he lacks filial piety, and his manners are of a lower status than a cambodian's." And thus, the hunt for Scott Foreman was on. Nintendo spent the equivalent of $450,000 USD in a single year investigating the matter. Meanwhile, Miyamoto was on an unflappable hotstreak, notching one smash hit genre-defying wunderproduct after another. He was a veritable rockstar in Japan, he was the toast of the yakuza, and the toast of the salaryman alike. But things were not well in the Scott Foreman camp, unbeknownst to all but his closest confidants, Miyamoto was living a double life in the States. With mounting alimony payments, gambling debts, the walls began to close in. Piles of cash disappeared overnight, checks were coming back insolvent. Scott Foreman was at rock bottom when the dulcet tones of inspiration would strike the most profound harmonic swell of his illustrious career: he had the idea for his next game, he would combine his love of Mario with his love of defacing gardens and his love for french circus. He would call it: Mario Madness

>> No.6876436

>>6876315
>aaaaaand
Go back to twitter cringe fuck

>> No.6876441

>>6876426
at least 28 guys do, it seems.

>> No.6876446

>>6876434
egoraptor played the dreamcast original and still shat on it.

>> No.6876451

>>6876315
>aaaaaand entire post ignored
Well what else could I have said? Mario and Sonic are "scotformers", this differentiates them from Mega Man, Castlevania and Ninja Gaiden but with less words. The differentiation is important because those three series also rape Mario in music, but unlike Sonic were not made by a console manufacturer to get kids to consoom their product.
Oh no, I said consooooooom, are you gonna ignore this post too penisbreath?

>> No.6876456

>>6876436
>twitter invented "aaaaaand"
zoom zoom
also
>defending the scotformer shitposter

>> No.6876472

>>6876451
Your meme is NEVER, EVER gonna catch on.

>> No.6876474

>>6876451
I don't get it... didn't scotformer mean that it's games made by scottish people? I thought scotformer was specifically referring to scottish games on the Spectrum.

>> No.6876482

>>6876474
It does mean that, but there's a shitposter that's been trying to force the meme that scotformer means cartoon games from 1990s consoles.
The original scotformer poster only referred to scottish games on european computers and nothing else.

>> No.6876527

>>6876435
After notching another all-time legendary success in his belt, Miyamoto grew ever restless. "Innovation" he said, "Innovation is my brand, how can brand grow if innovation is left to wither like cherry brossom in winter?" During one of his many trips to the united states, Miyamoto resided with one of his Scott Foreman girls to grow closer to his illegitimate son Junichiro. This culminated in a now-legendary outing at the Louisville Zoo, where Scott Foreman would be struck through the heart with divine inspiration once again. While visiting the great ape exhibit, he was taken aback by the raw personality and impishness displayed by the denizens of the exhibit: "They are much like filipinos," he added "but there is glass between us, so I am not in danger." This revelation convinced Miyamoto that consumers, too, would be similarly enthralled with the antics of their simian counterparts, provided that they were only being enjoyed through the proxy of a television screen. Throughout the rest of his stay, the idea grew on miyamoto, and he decided he could repurpose the Donkey Kong character in an action scotformer context, abandoning the horror overtones of the original character. He decided to christen this fresh concept with a fresh design. "Donkey Kong was originally gorilla salaryman, because inside every salaryman is raging beast! but oh no! monkey in suit no test well! so we settle on just tie to accent his divine animalistic fury." Nintendo accepted his final design with profound hesitation: would the game sell well outside of the philippines? would a tie be enough to justify Donkey being elected president of Donkey Kong Country? Time would prove Scott Foreman right once again.

>> No.6876570

>>6875891
have you ever heard of having multiple ways to play

>> No.6876581

>>6876446
he played dx

>> No.6876582
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>>6876418
>>6876427
>>6876435
>>6876527
deepest lore

>> No.6876594

>>6876581
He also intentionally triggered glitches and collision problems that wouldn't happen to 99% of players playing normally.
He still continues doing this to this day. Self-sabotage to further support his "Sonic was never good" vendetta. They played through Sonic Heroes recently, using the PS2 port (which is pretty well known to be THE worst port of the game).

>> No.6876617

>>6876084
Hi ProJared. Still salty after being exposed as a pedophile?

>> No.6876626

>>6876105
lol no, I was actually on gamefaqs back then.
sa1 started a huge line between sonic games. the most frequent complaint with 3d was the frequent "hold forward to win" sections and how gameplay took a back seat.

>> No.6876636
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>>6876626
>hold forward to win
What a stupid fucking meme. Most games can be boiled down to "hold directional button to win", not just Sonic games (which even in 2D people said it was hold right to win). These are the same people that dropped Sonic 1 when they got to Marble Zone because they couldn't hold right to win anymore.

>> No.6876738

>>6876636
You'd have to be retarded to not see how shit and linear 3D Sonic games are compared to Genesis Sonic games.

>> No.6876918

>>6876626
do you think you can just pretend that egoraptor's criticisms are what people were saying back in the day? "hold forward to win" is a total modern meme and is only ever applied to the boost games anyway
>>6876738
you'd have to be retarded to think taking a boost pad in emerald coast is any different than taking a boost pad in chemical plant zone

>> No.6876921

>>6876918
based retard

>> No.6876939

>>6876921
seriously though people crying that the whale chase makes sa1 significantly more linear than any of the genesis games are disingenuous faggots. it's literally exactly the same gameplay-wise as shooting out of that tunnel onto the ramp in green hill or holding right and watching sonic fly past the camera in chemical plant. and yet it's only a problem when the sonic with green eyes does it. autism.

>> No.6876946

>>6875828
>Die
you can die in Sonic?

>> No.6876960

>>6876946
sonic 2 has instadeath crush traps in like every zone

>> No.6876970
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I do like how the series exposes those with impaired motor functions, complaining about balancing speed with expectation of obstacles and exploration. They're the kind of person to take 3 seconds to realize the light turned green at a traffic stop.

>> No.6877000

>>6876918
i'm not sure who egoraptor is, but hold forward to win was originally an adventure 1 complaint. most people were probably thinking of the cinematic loops, but yeah the adventure levels are the definition of linear.

>> No.6877014

>>6875810
Sonic was occasionally good but never great and often shit.

>> No.6877029

>>6877000
>I'm not sure who egoraptor is
anyone who knows what /vr/ is knows who egoraptor is. nobody's impressed by normie larping
and the same bad faith "criticism" is applied to the genesis games as "hold right to win". it's unsubstantial and still not even true for the time. most criticisms lobbed at sa1 back then were how they changed the character designs

>> No.6877035

>>6877029
>if you don't obsess over /incel/s like i do then you don't belong here
pretty hot take there guy

>> No.6877038
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>>6876109
Sonic Adventure’s OST takes a fat fucking dump on Mario 64’s are out of your fucking mind?

This is not up for debate, no, get fucking Dire Dire Docks out of your reply box. What the fuck are you even talking about? I just played both of these, was wondering what would happen if someone typed something like this and now I don’t know what to do. How high do you even have to be dude? You know what don’t even reply, do not even reply.

>> No.6877048

>>6877035
>grrrr don't acknowledge the fact that e-celebs shape online culture and opinion!!!!!
believe me i wish nobody gave a shit about egoraptor

>> No.6877050

>>6877048
I really don't know who he is

>> No.6877060

>>6877050
At this point you're straight-up lying.

>> No.6877072

>>6877060
whatever you wanna think nigger, I don't use youtube for anything but music.

>> No.6877075

>>6877050
and it still doesn't even matter that you don't personally know who he is (despite that you're probably lying anyway). he's still heavily contributed to sonic's reputation among younger gamers

>> No.6877081

>>6877072
An even bigger lie.

>> No.6877087

>>6877075
>>6877081
you're really waist deep in the e-celeb shit aren't you? I have no idea who he is aside from you saying he talks about sonic a lot.

>> No.6877096

loved sonic as a kid, have little to no interest now.

I'd like to see somebody halfway articulate commentate a casual longplay on game design related stuff to see why people who still appreciate it do so.

>> No.6877102

>>6877087
You might not know egoraptor, fine, but claiming you only use youtube for music is such a massive fucking larp that it's hilarious. That's like saying you only use Amazon to read books.

>> No.6877107

>>6877102
how the fuck is it a larp to say I only use youtube to listen to music?

>> No.6877251

bump for explanation

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>>6877038
>muh jap dadrock for middle schoolers
>better than soulful carefully arranged compositions that actually sound like game music
>so removed from music appreciation his world shatters when met with good taste
sonicfags everyone

>> No.6877291

>>6876106
the retards you're replying to get goosebumps from Crush 40's extremely generic and cheesy guitar riffs. don't bother

>> No.6877312

>>6875891
>>game encourages you to go fast
>>”but you totally have to explore and shit”
A SHMUP encourages you to shoot things but you have to memorize patterns. There is no contradiction here. You have to explore to maximize your ability to go fast.

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>>6877282
>Soulful carefully arranged school presentation music
Shit sounds like the science video we watched in 8th grade shut the fuck up lil bich lmao

>> No.6877341

>>6877327
You really are the quintessential too cool for school Sega fan. Well done.

>> No.6877358

>>6875828
Sonic 2 is the only egregious offender of this. 1, cd, and 3 and knux don't have a fraction of the speed traps that 2 has.

And yet zoomer "sonic fans" will proclaim 2 is the best having not actually played it.

>> No.6877372

>brainlets can't understand Egoraptor's satire humor
plebs

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>>6877327
>Shit sounds like the science video we watched in 8th grade shut the fuck up lil bich lmao
how's 9th grade going? remote school must suck

>> No.6877381

>>6877372
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my eceleb's high brow satire

>> No.6877384

>>6877381
This, but unironically.
Anyway, in terms of grumps:
Jon>Danny>>>Arin

>> No.6877430

>>6877384
Arin is actually too stupid to conceive proper irreverent comedy.
Your rankings are correct btw.

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>>6875810
Sonic was never good though... every game is literally pic related

>> No.6877449

>>6877437
THIS is the kind of thing I'm talking about (OP here).
Fuck this kind of attitude, you're not being funny, you're not helping the vidya community, you suck, and fuck game grumps fans.

>> No.6877452

>>6876084
He is a pedo though. Why are you defending some eceleb faggot?

>> No.6877548

>>6877452
because muh incel masturbation fantasy where his evil whore ex wife abused him into cheating on her with some radfem manic pixie down syndrome side ho

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6877554

>Projared had sex and I still haven't

>> No.6877562

>>6877554
just make terrible video game reviews bro

jk his videos are ok. he's just a weirdo irl

>> No.6877582

>>6877554
i think he just lucked out with heidi. you don't usually have to be hot to fuck a girl that looks like holly

>> No.6877630

>>6877449
Haha get fucked you nonce

>> No.6877640

Mike Matei did a special stream on twitch with his girlfriend Erin on the Sonic series.
Basically, Erin was trashing the whole series and the character, while Matei was trying his best to defend Sonic (while not going too strong on it to not look like a spergo, I assume). Still he let his bitch trash talk Sonic too much.

>> No.6877681

>>6875810
The original 4 games are all fun as fuck. The problem is modern day brainlets who think "a game about speed should have no obstacles!" And bitch online about it.

The thing is; those games all offered multiple routes through every level, some hard and some very easy and you could do things like IMPROVE in order to maintain your speed. But nope; if you can't just hold right and jump when prompted, it's just no good...

>> No.6877741

>>6877554
You're gonna really hate me then. I'm 19 and I've had sex with 33 women in the past 5 years.

>> No.6877749

>>6877640
Erin is the most boring ass basic bitch. Whenever she streams she looks like she's bored out of her mind with her resting bitch face.

>> No.6877752

>>6877741
Well, not too shabby for a zoomer. Now you got cucked by corona so I bet you're fapping to the memories.

>> No.6877756

>>6877749
Well I mean, she does it as a living, not because she's actualy interested in video games.
I heard her actual hobbies are horse riding and wine sommelier excursions.

>> No.6877768

>>6877752
Nope. I have a fuck buddy living with me.

>> No.6877769

>>6877768
>fuck buddy
Didn't expect anything more from a zoomer.
Do you share her with other friends or no?

>> No.6877770

>>6877749
I heard a rumor that Erin has an OnlyFans. Is that true?

>> No.6877773

>>6877741
meanwhile i've been fucking your mom 333,000 times over the past 5 years.

>> No.6877810
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sonic is a total turd but its all the sega cucks had

>> No.6877818

>>6877769
No. But neither me or her are in a committed relationship. We're just in a crappy situation trying to avoid covid-19, so sex with other people is not an option for either me or her.

>>6877773
Impossible since my mother is dead.

>> No.6877829

>>6877810
t.Nincel who never played Streets Of Rage, Splatterhouse, Ecco The Dolphin, many other Sega Exclusives

>> No.6877835

>>6877818
>Impossible
>since my mother is dead.
LMAO

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>>6875902
But Umihara Kawase is far more closer to Bionic Commando and the NES Marioes than Sonic my boy, i don't think you've played enough games
i'll agree on the Donkey Kong Country tho, everything else you're just hopelessly wrong neya
Play more games! i'd argue the Alex Kidd games had a far greater impact on a whole on the genre than Sonic did, even though yes, Sonic was mad popular at it's time, but not everything mainstream is peak artistry my good sir

I wish you the best and more games

>> No.6877867

>>6877835
Imagine being so petty that you have to laugh at anon having a dead mother.

>> No.6877875

>>6877867
you kinda misunderstood my shitpost but maybe that's a good thing

>> No.6877881

>>6877858
I don't think you know what platformers were like before and after Sonic because you grew up in the 2000s.

>> No.6877896

>>6875810
fuck soul and fuck you, you stupid self-suck retard
soul is just nostalgia warmed over

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>>6877896
>bawwww he said soul! I'm triggered!

>> No.6878283

Lmao OP you made a zoomer eceleb follower butthurt
>>6878257

>> No.6878359

>>6875997
>>6876617
Those kids who accused him made it all up to try to get GameGrumps attention. They literally had a blog where they posted their homoerotic Grumps fanfiction.
The cheating on his wife thing was probably real, but who gives a shit. They were in a hippie "open relationship" anyway.

>> No.6878578

>>6875815
fpbp

>> No.6878581

>>6877341
>>6877378
Hi samefag, still seething?

>> No.6878582

>>6876424
this is incredible.

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>>6878581
go to bed kid.

>> No.6878636

>>6878604
Nice try penisbreath, I won't be fooled by your IP switching

>> No.6878646

Sonic is Sega's only series better than its competition. Sorry nintendrones, you won the war but when it comes to mascot platformers, you lost the battle.

>> No.6878679

where do I start with GameGrumps? They have like a thousand playthroughs.

>> No.6878691

>>6878636
>being this desperate over being called an underage retard by 2 anons

>> No.6878707

>>6878691
It's what he does. All criticism of him is orchestrated by a criminal mastermind with 9000 IPs.

>> No.6878714

>>6878679
their Sonic Heroes series, it's pretty recent and hilarious.
Or just Sonic 06 if you want to go straight to the classics

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>>6878581
Fuck you got me
>>6878604
Why are you pretending to be me?

>> No.6878747

>>6878691
>>6878707
>being this schizo
I'm not even him niggerbrains

>> No.6878756

>>6878747
No one said you were him, nigger.

>> No.6878798

>>6878756
I'm>>6878636

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>>6878798

>> No.6878819

Actually I'm >>6878636

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>>6878817
>>6878819

>> No.6878831

>>6878826
*delivers a soupy, watery fart full of rotten egg smell right into your lungs*

>> No.6878840

>>6878831
Enjoy your ban.

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>>6878831

>> No.6878842

>>6878840
it's an in-joke between sopa de japones anon and me.

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>>6878831

>> No.6878850

>>6878842
Another imaginary foe? Your life must be so interesting.

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>>6878850
Who said anything about a foe? Brap anon is based.

>> No.6878864

I hate to admit it, but Egoraptor is right.

>> No.6878874

>>6878864
Yeah he is, he always has been right
Link to the Past is a vastly superior game to OoT

>> No.6878882

>>6878842
your braps are needed >>6878880
>>6878860

>> No.6878885

>>6878874
I mean about Sonic.

>> No.6878891

I've never heard anyone say "sonic was never good" it's always just justified critique towards the shitty 3D sonic games.
All 2D sonic games (123K CD and mania) are excellent.

>> No.6879143

Sonic is shit though.

>> No.6879156

>>6878891
Then congratulations you haven't been around shit parts of the internet so much. "Sonic was never good" is a sort of meme meant to trigger Sonic fans. It used to be everyone would agree that 2d Sonic was good and a discussion about 3d Sonic. But then some people started saying "Sonic was never good" and it's purely just a troll, because even the minority of people that don't like the games have to acknowledge that the vast majority of other people do like them and they're clearly quality and polished games.

>> No.6879159

Take the tripfag above me as an example.

>> No.6879160

>>6877282
>better than soulful carefully arranged compositions that actually sound
Sounds like shit I would have made in FL studio don't kid yourself. Sonic Adventure forever cemented the superiority of non midi music scores