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Imagine not maining Miyamoto

>> No.6869990
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i main alf

>> No.6870001

Shigeru is in a shmup?

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High scores:
>Type A-S: 86,201,910 (Prales)
>Type A-L: 547,501,230 (PROMETHEUS)
>Type B-S: 235,005,500 (Prales)
>Type B-L: 148,277,600 (PROMETHEUS)
>Type C-S: 380,744,100 (Erppo)
>Type C-L: 638,295,200 (Jaimers)

>> No.6870209

post the DKC pasta

>> No.6870679

B bros...

>> No.6871478

What are the essential shooters everyone HAS to play, bros?

>> No.6871484

hotdog storm
boogey wings

>> No.6871787
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why the fuck did you d*mmies make two shmup threads on /v/ with the futanari ultra boss as the OP?

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>> No.6871830

That pattern is genuinely bad design and even the world record superplay bombs spams through it.

>> No.6871869

I guess my real point was there aren't enough of us shmupboys to support 2 different threads concurrently on /v/, especially when they're both using similar pics and text premises. But yes the fight is bullshit. Ultra in general is bullshit and the game itself tells you that when you try to choose it. I guess that's the appeal of Ultra to some.

>> No.6872063

why doesn't cave just give you less resources instead of making retardedly impossible bosses/tlb's for you to dump them on

>> No.6872067

ikeda is brain-dead and spends his days drinking bottled loli piss

>> No.6872082

Cave want to make ridiculously hard tlbs that will take players years, they make it pretty clear in interviews. Though complaining about this in a mode that the game warns you about is pants on head retarded

>> No.6872223

>making retardedly impossible bosses/tlb
That is literally the entire point of Ultra mode, an unfair meme-mode for people with massive egos. It even tells you this and gives you the chance to back out when you try to choose it.

>> No.6872967

>boogey wings
Dangun Feveron is based

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literally impossible???

>> No.6873015

why 5h17 5t4n3 pretend to be japanese now

>> No.6873069

......this game just outright sucks. I'll get it out of the way right here and now if you need a quick, concise review. SUCK. Even for 20 bucks. This is why.

First, I'll get to the gameplay. This is a 2D vertical-view shooter, personally a favorite genre of mine. It's a genre based around skill, reflexes, finding just the right line through a hailstorm of bullets while darting frantically for items that you shouldn't even be risking your life over, but you are anyway. It's entertaining, highly involving, and highly challenging. Giga Wing 2 gives me no such feeling. Instead, I feel like I grabbed a controller, had a strobe light flashed in my face repeatedly, died through no fault of my own about 10 times out of 15, and greeted with ending credits about 20 minutes later.
Firstly, the weapon system is a novel gimmick that wears its welcome and becomes a monotonous, flashy bore for the rest of the game. Your regular weapon is actually quite useless by comparison to your reflector, which absorbs enemy fire and shoots it back at them. The thing is, the screen is nearly always full of enemy fire, and you can't really move around it too often. So you just don't bother, and use the reflector. Now the game turns into you running around the screen actually -grabbing- enemy fire like powerups so that you can launch it back. For a brief interval after using the reflector, you cannot use it again, so you'll have to wait if you want to do it again. In this interval, it's likely that the screen will be filled with enemy fire yet again. This is why the game gives you the standard-issue kill-everything megabomb, so that you don't die when you're vulnerable and can't do anything about it. But what happens when you run out, you ask? You die. Through no fault of your own, more than likely. It becomes obvious that the designers really just didn't know what to do with this game design to prevent automatic deaths.

>> No.6873093

Are there any other shmups with 4-player modes like this one?

>> No.6873115

The cool-down on the damn reflect feels just a second too slow. That small tweak would have made the strategy a little more fun.

>> No.6873229

MIyamoto Musashi was the famous samurai who forgot his sword on his way to a duel and ended up killing the other guy with his boat oar

>> No.6873240

It was a joke.

>> No.6873524

red pill me on deathsmiles, do I just pick rosa and play the stages in order?

>> No.6873872

Touhou 8

>> No.6874178

jaimers could do that if he wanted

>> No.6874664

That blonde has some pretty great side boob.
can you imagine how good she must look naked? a fine, inward drawn waist, that ends into two little pussy lips, her trim, pale body with gentle curves, topped off with full, round, and perky breasts.


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>why yes axelay and super aleste are my favorite shmups, how did you know?

>> No.6875050

wait, where's Mark?

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inside me are two wolves

>> No.6875423

If you just want a clear, it's
>skip Canyon
>don't play on rank three more than 4 times
>have enough bombs for the final boss
It's also pretty easy to get the first extend early on by going into the lava level at rank three with a full meter (the rocks are worth tons of points), but desu you shouldn't need to. Stage order doesn't really matter, just figure out which ones you'd prefer playing on the lower ranks.

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dammit, stage 8 sniper tanks got me

>> No.6877516

Gigawing 1 is really good though

>> No.6877547

>AC tranny still looks like a man

>> No.6877549

even in the digital world they just look like unwashed aspies wearing mom's dress.

>> No.6877570

Gigawing's scoring system and bullet patters dont make sense to me as a shooter. I can see how Capcom was going for something slightly different in scoring and dodging, but good god man.. nobody can dodge those bullets!! Its not even L33T.. its just dumb....making you rely on your Reflect Laser/Barrier. In which case wtf is the point of ever using your Uber 7331 dodging skills that you've honed in on over the course of hundreds of shooters to avoid the barrage of bullets, just to bust out your Reflect Barrier to avoid everything and catch those points!.WTF is the fun in that?.. If you've played it, you'll quickly realize that most of the bullet patters are impossible to dodge, literally impossible. Capcom must have made it this way on purpose, because it makes good use of the Reflect Laser/Barrier giving a hand in the scoring system.

On the flip side of course you are forced to doge enemy bullets just like any other shooter, but the ones that are possible to dodge dont really make it that challanging. To me when you waste all of your skill dodging largely seperated pink bullets and smashing through all of the rest with your Reflect Laser/Barrier, it just seems like a waste!!!! I feel like a Noob in any other Vert shooter using the Super Bombzor when things get too tough.

When i play a shmup, i want to dodge bullets, i want to feel great when i intricately maneuver through a screen full of bullets and not breaking my concentration or losing a life/Credit. Gigawing's premise to me just seems like a big cop out. Your not really dodging anything, and to the onlooker who has never played watching someone play, might think it was a MANIC CRAZY HOLY HELL bullet fest like Pachi or Feveron, but when in reality its just a huge scoring system and a cop out Bomb!.. dam i hate that!!!!!...

>> No.6877637

It's not a hard game for survival. It will feel really slow for the first 4 stages. But if you play for score your shield action becomes meaningful from the start.

>impossible patterns
Ppl have cleared without using the reflect

>> No.6877982

I defy you to find a better OST than Armed Police Batrider


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>> No.6878254

is Gus the Terry Davis of shmups

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anyone play this game and have any thoughts on it? or nah?

>> No.6879637

also there's a shotniggers stream tomorrow with two unspecified updates. guessing one is going to be kyuukyoku tiger


>> No.6881050

ginga force is good. It's long and has a fuck load of levels though. THe final boss on hard is cool

>> No.6881078

Ty mate

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Redpill me on Aryustailm. He's the only ship without a long-range charge attack, is he worth it?

>> No.6881592

not retro

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>> No.6882940

Not retro.

>> No.6883043
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play shmups for a living

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>> No.6883114

for scoring

>> No.6884343

Anyone got a link to Radio Zonde?

>> No.6884354

Gus is based.

>> No.6884358

There's no game called Futanari Ultra you non-player

>> No.6884360

based on what?

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anyone play stink poopers 2?

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Looks like we actually got a bunch of shit out of that M2 stream

>> No.6884683

This looks like my type of game. Did they say if it's coming to PC?

>> No.6884825

They haven't said anything about any platforms yet. Hopefully they finally figured out how to run a windows program in full-screen.

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>> No.6885190

tfw no sickgrab insurance

>> No.6885410

I have to admit that new aleste game actually looks good af.

>> No.6885447

Yeah, I'm more interested in that than the collection.

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Got btfo on mushi again today. Didn't think those dragon tail things would hurt you.

>> No.6886091

Truth, looks much better than the crappy /vr/ ones desu art aside

>> No.6886341

which shmups are you getting for PS5?

>> No.6886436

none because consoles are cringe and söypilled

>> No.6886498

Are any of the touhou games actually good? I've been avoiding the series so far

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>Are any of the touhou games actually good?
3 and 9 are the only good ones because they actually improved on the game they were ripping off, unlike the other games.

>> No.6886606

new phantasmagoria never ever

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I've decided that I just don't fucking like stage 3 of Mushihimesama.

>> No.6886724

Yes, /vr/ just gets filtered because they don't play

>> No.6886746

explain why all the best players that started on 2hu ended up dropping 2hu and exclusively playing arcade shmups then

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alright I think that's enough getting btfo for today.

>> No.6886796

jaimers could go back to touhou if he wanted

>> No.6886798

fresh twist on a classic meme.

>> No.6886843

I think I'm probably gonna sickgrab ginga force when it releases next week bros.

>> No.6887507

DoDonPachi is retro and the ships look the same therefore cute girl pilots are canon to DoDonPachi

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>> No.6888346

None of them, because Touhou is easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of STGs. Each episode following the shrine maiden and her pals from Gensokyo as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the laughable artstyle, the series only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of bullets, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when ZUN vetoed the idea of someone else making the games; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his music. The Touhou series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-Psikyo series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the lore is g-g-good though
The writing is dreadful; the plot is terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time a character went for a kill, the author wrote instead that the character "exterminates youkai".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. ZUN's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Touhou by the same Square Enix game studio. They wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Touhou at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Dragon Quest." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Touhou" you are, in fact, trained to play Dragon Quest.

>> No.6888560

> no PC release
I guess they dont really like money

>> No.6889007

i miss kbr

>> No.6889034

>When you play "Touhou" you are, in fact, trained to play Dragon Quest.
I play touhou and they didn't prepare me for the super bosses or tlb in DQ11 draconian mode.

>> No.6889171

I can one-credit my way to the final boss as Lulu but then I get my shit wrecked. That final phase with several laser beams all over the screen is hell.

Maybe I need to learn how to play with laser dude and abuse his bullet-clearing bombs.

>> No.6889221

nah, i didn't like it as much as the first one (which i 1cc'd). the jumping feels so loose it's no fun

>> No.6889280

gtfo jarpig

>> No.6889358

chav > spicky > kraut

>> No.6889427

Whats wrong with the PS3 Ketsui port? I have heard that its shit.

>> No.6889701

fake slowdown

>> No.6890083

no, but i do wanna sniff Angel's stink pooper too...

>> No.6890263

ahh yes... mamorukun curse... now THAT was a trot 'n shot...

>> No.6890348

music from ikarugaman's new game ubusana

it's shit.

>> No.6890417

is this the game M2 teased for like 10 years now? i thought it's never going to come out

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>> No.6890510

seriously has he just been on welfare for the past decade or something?

>> No.6890562

probably gets royalties from treasure for every copy of ikaruga sold on steam/ps4/switch/etc

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FUCK IT im gonna sickgrab assbreed for $5.

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well it's fucking shit but at least I got to add another kuso clear to the list.

>> No.6891212

>the schmuck discords talk more about how to get noobs into shmups and the same steam shmups more than anything else

>> No.6891237

i'm getting flashbacks of the ikaruga hype when suddenly half of retro posters were saying they always played shmups

>> No.6891264

They want to acquire new players because they want to validate their hobby. The more dead it is the less meaningful their "achievements" are, like it's a waste of time. They play out of obligation more than anything.

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post things that make you instantly drop a shmup. I'll start
>it's 2poo

>> No.6891271

competing with half-hearted participants is just sad

>> No.6891280

>no bombs
Not even joking I do make exceptions, but still

>> No.6891289

I hope gradius was one of them

>> No.6891307

A combination of
>backgrounds are a scrolling image
>music is low quality garbage, midi sounding shit
>grazing and top of screen autocollect based scoring system
>dogshit level design
>bad bosses
>poorly drawn ugly pedo bait characters spewing dumb lol so randumb nonsense
>glacial rainbow bullets
>dishes out lives like candy
>mongoloid fanbase
aka poohou

>> No.6891325

checkpoints in a game that's already hard.
More than one loop.
Awful sound effects, I can ignore bad music but not bad sound effects like your auto fire sounding like a pea shooter.
Hard Psikyo patterns, really boring to practice.

>> No.6891338

>More than one loop.
Really? I just call it a day at 1-ALL because I'm a scrub. More loops makes no difference to me.
>checkpoints in a game that's already hard.
I'm not huge on checkpoints in general, but I put up with them for a lot of great dadshmups. What really bugs me is when there are checkpoints and you are DRAMATICALLY powered down after a death.

>> No.6891339

autistic scoring like in esp rade

>> No.6891346

>>dishes out lives like candy
Honestly I love this in Tatsujin and Cho Ren Sha.
>top of screen autocollect based scoring system
This is the gayest fucking idea ever created what the FUCK was he thinking

>> No.6891450

>I just call it a day at 1-ALL because I'm a scrub. More loops makes no difference to me.
it doesn't feel like a 1cc when you automatically enter the second loop.

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Is it worth it? I spent like $200 on Radiant Silvergun and didn't regret a penny but that was also a very special game for me. How does this compare to things such as Radiant Silvergun and Ikaruga? And should I even bother even buying another shmup again when I have ChoRenSha for free?

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>I spent $200 on Radiant Silvergun....how does this compare to things such as Radiant Silvergun?

>> No.6891771

bd kinda sucks. which is a shame because it's the chadcast's only hori.

>> No.6891843

>bd kinda sucks.
why? only thing annoying is when you die and have to wait a bit to respawn.

>> No.6891849

>More than one loop.
I don't see this as a problem unless you want to play for score and the loops end up taking too much time. The idea that first loops are too easy isn't true either.

>> No.6891883

>The idea that first loops are too easy isn't true either.
They get easy when you are going for a 2-ALL. It then become a chore to play through the first loop just to get the the second and then fuck up at the beginning of the second loop and having to redo 25 minutes to get back to the loop again.

>> No.6891913

>It then become a chore to play through the first loop just to get the the second and then fuck up at the beginning
You shouldn't be doing full runs if you're dying to 2-1 and 2-2.
If you want a 2-all you should focus mainly on the second loop until you got it down and can clear it consistently, then you do full runs.

>having to redo 25 minutes to get back to the loop again.
if you're just playing for the Achievement trophy then you have to be over prepared, like I said and practice second loop for weeks/months, until you can do it in your sleep. Then you go for the 2-all, and you minimize your resets.

If you actually like the game then replaying the first loop is not a problem, it's part of the fun.

>> No.6892010

>goodnightgang vs dfkgang
who would win?

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darlingspino > *.*

>> No.6892491

Alf > Elf

>> No.6892708

This. However, some shitty ports dont have level select or practice modes and thats literally all you can do is full runs. This is where emulation really shines because you can set save states for each level, loop, boss or any pecific troublesome spot.

Avoid shitty ports if at all possible. If you are trying to clear older console games that dont have practice/level select, do your practice with an emulator and then switch back to the console for full runs.

>> No.6893548

>first loops are too easy
I wish I had this problem.

>> No.6893549

fucking BASED but unfortunately Alf > shmups too

>> No.6893558

>However, some shitty ports dont have level select or practice modes and thats literally all you can do is full runs.
What annoys me is when they won't let you practice bosses. The Mushimesama port on 360 and Steam is absolutely fantastic in so many ways, but as far as I can see training mode won't let me jump straight to the bosses.

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just found out there's a x68000k version of Phalanx. Still doesn't look amazing, but definitely a big upgrade over the super shitendo version and could probably pass as a legit arcade game.

>> No.6893575

The Steam port of Mushi absolutely lets you start at the boss. Try pressing a button while highlighting the stage select in practice mode.

>> No.6893615

Fucking hell you're right, I knew I had to be missing something. This is great.

>> No.6893630

>developed by Zoomers

>> No.6893665

Better than both since Treasure shmups are overrated.

>> No.6893712

Nah, they're rated correctly for as brilliant as they are.

Cave is the one that's actually overrated as fuck.

>> No.6893729

Cave's rated very appropriately since they consistently made some of the best games in the genre while treasure's output is impressively inconsistent to say the least

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>made some of the best games in the genre
Imagine unironically believing this horseshit.

>> No.6893767

lrn 2 micro

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>> No.6894073

Radiant Silvergun is THE most overrated shmup, playing it for score is an excruciating slog

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Pouring a 40 out for the homies we've lost along the way. The ones who've retired to Gay Elf, the ones who retired to Mahjong, the ones who retired to Monster Hunter, the ones who retired to wagecucking... We was kings.

>> No.6894552

pingas force soonish lads

>> No.6894604

Is it still possible to buy/play MMP on a US 360 using a Japanese Microsoft account?

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Got to the midboss on stage 5 for the first time today! knew I should've just used the bomb.

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/g/'s lolcow. Made his own operating system, claimed to have run over a CIAnigger and that they glow in the dark, would talk to God by using his program that randomly generated words that he'd decipher the meanings of.

>> No.6895567

>I need cute colors to be engaged

>> No.6895585

I have no regrets. Gay elf is life.


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If I wanted autistic vision tests I'd go to my doctor.

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>> No.6895929

45 minutes a day shmups
2-3 hours a day mmorpgs
take the Prom pill

>> No.6896049

Vasara Collection's Timeless Mode.

>> No.6897040

>treasure's output is impressively inconsistent
it's consistently shit though

>> No.6897042

They all vary greatly in how they achieved their shittiness tho.

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>> No.6897215

that's not what jarpig means

>> No.6897254

he never plays shmups and writes constantly about which jarpig he's grinding this week

wot u playing?

>> No.6897352

>he never plays shmups
you need to spy on people better

>> No.6897396

link his posts from the hi score forum

>> No.6897416

Dead thread

>> No.6897457

pingas force will save us

>> No.6897460

>nigger force

>> No.6897469

this literally who is living rent free in you head or what, get a life ffs

>> No.6897476

t. sumez between bing bing WAHOO sessions

>> No.6897509

btfo seething and cope

enjoy final faggotry fourteen four faggot fiesta, b*tch

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anyone here have experience with retrobit controllers? wanted to try the saturn one for pc but reading some reviews make it sound like it's really cheaply made and the dpad will just break really quick
i just want a good pad with a saturn like dpad

>> No.6898535

only good dpad 3rd party controller i've used is hori fighting commander. and yes retrobit controlllers are trash. if you want a saturn controller buy an original and use an adapter.

>> No.6898652
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I'm using an 8bitdo m30 controller, it's ok. I don't know how the dpad is compared to a saturn one though.
Retrobit sucks yes.

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Anyone else ever played this? Sad it never got ported anywhere. I don't know how good it actually was, but I remember liking it.

I've been thinking of getting their MD 8-pad for a while now.

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>> No.6898935


>> No.6899424
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>Ys boxes in the background
Shmup Junkie has superior taste

>> No.6899440
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play with a cee-style playstation pad + usb adapter

>> No.6899450

What the fuck is the advantage of messing up the d-pad like that?

>> No.6899458

What's the deal with this guy? Why is he so ugly?

>> No.6899465

Can fit your thumb inside the gaps better to add higher precision to your gameplay.

>> No.6899487

>caring about a guys looks
You gay?

>> No.6899508

No, I'm black.

>> No.6899523

>I'm black


>> No.6899532

He probably does drugs.

>> No.6899539


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>> No.6899569
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>>nigger force
Gnga Force is boring wait for Natsuki Chronicles imo


>> No.6899576

>Gnga Force is boring

>> No.6899612

It's way too long and starts off too slow. I didn't try hardmode maybe that's why.

>> No.6899651

Arent you meant to play each stage on its own

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>> No.6901351

alright let me tell you something, you stupid fucking idiots. illvelo is pretty god damn cool.

>> No.6901559
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I'm gonna pirate Ginga Force

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>> No.6901661

good, one more sickgrab for me

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>> No.6903164
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>> No.6903297

shmups are peak ''it gets good after 20 hours'' meme

>> No.6903875
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i held down only the laser button stages 2 onward

>> No.6904007
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>> No.6904393

Shmups are shit and only autists (literally) go ham on them.

>> No.6905138

Shmup players think they're so elite, your all pathetic compared to speed runners. :)

>> No.6905143

t. cream

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>> No.6905615

looks like R-Type but with more soul

>> No.6905721

More like R-Type with more slow.

>> No.6905905

post your times, tranny

>> No.6906186

>Many shmup fans consider Kamui to be one of the best - if not the best - PC shmup games ever made due to its excellent gameplay, music, and difficulty.
is this true bros


>> No.6906276

penis force

>> No.6906285

this or maybe ZeroRanger if you're asking me

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>or maybe ZeroRanger
thanks, I can safely conclude kamui is shit since a FAGGOT oranger like you liked it.

>> No.6906325

whoever wrote that wiki must've not played tyrian

>> No.6906353

okay faggot
Tyrian is a good game but it will disappoint most shmup players who approach it as a shmup

>> No.6906453

>is this true bros
no because touhou is on PC too

>> No.6907085

kamui is way better than every touhou

>> No.6907208

Penis Force is fucking fantastic desu, favorite dick?

>> No.6907879

oh god please don't let the jarpigs see us like this

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>> No.6908498

based jarpigbro

>> No.6908825
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Is there an advantage to the XBLA version of this game, or should I emulate?

>> No.6908956

there's a mode that makes the scoring less shit

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don't mind if I do!

>> No.6909157

based sickgrabber

>> No.6909162

that thread is so dead, jarpigs won!

>> No.6909547

Luv me JRPG
Luv me touhou

Simple as

>> No.6909628
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>stage 1-8 no checkpoints
>stage 9 has checkpoints

>> No.6909809

That's fucked up tbqh.

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>> No.6909829
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>elixir sperging out again on the farm

>> No.6909882

Elixir is single handedly keeping shmups alive. Put some respeck on that name.

>> No.6909919

>keeping shmups alive
but they've been dead since 2012

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Incorrect, it's this one

>> No.6910536

I really like Border Down, Silvergun is fucking garbage

>> No.6910614
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Where my Kingdom GrandPrix chads at

>> No.6910648

sup ako

>> No.6910696

not my name, I'm white brah

>> No.6911417

shmups? more like schmucks general
Thread is being kept alive only by some shitposting frogniggers, just let it go

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>Thread is being kept alive only by some shitposting frogniggers
uuuuhhh, based?

>> No.6911637

What's up with the characters in Guwange? They're all straight shot, same bomb, same spirit attack.

>> No.6911646

not him but stay retarded

>> No.6911736

the thumbnail looks like abstract doge

>> No.6912627

how do we feel about crisis wing lads

>> No.6912685
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even retro jarpigs are tired of hate speech thought policing, funny how that works

>> No.6913505

I feel nothing

>> No.6913625

Like dadsujin but slow, more boring and euroshmuppy

>> No.6914217

even the popcorns (or things closest to popcorns that clearly look like popcorns) are bullet sponges. How is it even possible to fuck up this badly?

>> No.6914460

cee here and i think my play proves it, the mod i did gives the dpad more play on the presses and more control and movement over all.

and i got my I score in batrider and 56mill in guwange with it so there you go, feast teh chode.

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Post recent high scores nerds

>> No.6914641

Whats the codex? Sounds interesting. I would like to find a good place were talk is mainly focused on actually playing retro games and not on sick grabbing shit tier emulations and tip toeing around everyones feelings.

>> No.6914663

>cee here and i think my play proves it
proves you suck with sucky controls ;)

>> No.6914716

What game?

>> No.6914742

I know it's Mahou Daisakusen but I'm not sure which one

>> No.6914763


>> No.6914764

It's Dimahoo

>> No.6915140
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It's Dimapooh

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I'm not fond of the game desu senpai, I love the first two in the series though

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>best shmup ever made ain't even retro

bros, what the absolute fuck

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>> No.6917074

>you wired me in japan for THIS?

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dodge n' shoot

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>> No.6918135

based image

>> No.6918560

Truxton chads rise up

>> No.6918690

yah I'm thinking we're back

>> No.6918874

based and dadpilled

>> No.6920595

time to pinga up and pinga down. B)

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ginga force, more like shit force

>> No.6920807

i told you it's boring shite

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I like it a lot more than I was expecting tbqh. The main shot power going down over time is fucking annoying though. I also definitely like the fact it fucks with your view a lot less in critical moments than Eschatos.

>> No.6920986

What's the best version of Radiant Silvergun?

>> No.6920995

the one called soukyugurentai

>> No.6920997

I love that game but I want to play RSG, and there's a few versions around

>> No.6921042

shmups suck dick ya i said it

>> No.6921221

is futari god mode hard

>> No.6921227

It's considerably easier than for you to have sex.

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not as hard as capcom beat em ups.

>> No.6921337

>capcom beat em up

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>> No.6921458

Clast cleared every single capcom bmup and said they're easier by far lmao

>> No.6921481

post your Final Fight replay

>> No.6921505

I'd compare it to Ketsui first loop

>> No.6921526

>I'd compare it to Ketsui first loop
fare enough desu

>> No.6921548

If anything shmups can be too hard for their own good desu, for me bmups hit the perfect balance

>> No.6921573

for me bmups stay fresh because they don't need super strict routing yet offer a decent challenge each time you play

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For me, it's Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon

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oh my!

>> No.6921917

how was blazing chrome 1cc compared to the other games you cleared?

>> No.6921926

Easiest one there, the game gives you many shield refills that even a nomiss would be easier than just clearing most of the bmups

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>> No.6922169

based, need to plug my Saturn back in and give it another go, never nailed a 1CC but got close
cringe, RSG is fucking garbage

>> No.6922189

it's a great game and the scoring seems fun too

>> No.6922191

*regarding soukyugurentai, not rsg

>> No.6922208

wew, almost had me riled up. Yeah the trick in souky is to abuse the items for score, they come out on a timed basis and you make tons of points going over the bomb limit. Bosses also work on a timer so you want to kill them with as little time left as possible so that you can milk the item drops. Great soundtrack, presentation, gameplay, the level where you're descending to the earths surface is really fucking cool, just like the level where you do that in Galactic Attack, another favorite of mine

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>> No.6922567


Arrange mode looks like a totally new game, might actually sickgrab it now.

>> No.6922572

the new graphics are fucking hideous, hard pass from me, but I was never a huge Cotton fan to begin with so I hope people like yourself enjoy your game come time friendo

>> No.6922603

looks nice
how does chaining work in that game? I got some chains once but don't know how it happened

>> No.6922691

>Whats the codex?
since it's always posted by /v/ermins it must be schmutz

>> No.6922830

I'm not a furfag

>> No.6922913

please stop bullying pingas forcer bros, it's fun. "score attack" mode is what you want.

>> No.6922923

It's pretty good but I dunno about best ever

>> No.6922925

thanks homies

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Zero Ranger? More like Zer Oranger amirite bros?

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is it retro?

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>> No.6923528

If you go by the second criteria of the new rules, yes.
If you go by the first criteria of the new rules, no.

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Got that Exceed 3rd game because it was on sale at Fanatical for $2.49. Hope it's good like people say and not just 2poo SHIT.

>> No.6923998

cotton looks like gay game for fags

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>> No.6924008

it has the Cream seal of approval

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>> No.6924175

Actually, I'd like to add: s_0y, dad, copy monkey, or any similar meme don't amuse me. At all. Not everyone can be an alpha male. not everyone can be a god superplayer, and not everyone can figure things out on his own without the aid of some resource, whichever it may be.
I would really appreciate to never see these again. ever.
I hope I made myself clear.

>> No.6924193

>tfw took the banana pill and realized that shmups are a waste of time
I'm free bros

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How is it even possible to be this much of a fragile little bitch? It's actually beyond my comprehension.

>> No.6924294

Time to join the other beta males in elf retirement

>> No.6924309

Don't care retard

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>elf retirement

>> No.6924332

I'm just wondering if I'm missing something. You can continue as many times as you like? And every time you quit and start over, you're back on level 1?

This game looks and plays great, but I expected it to remember what level I was on, like other shmups I've played recently (Hitogata Happa, Phoenix Force, QP Shooting Dangerous, Aces of the Luftwaffe, etc.). Or maybe I just haven't made it to a save point yet without hitting continue...

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so is capcom aware that these guys stuck their logo in their game for some indiscernible reason

>> No.6924564

There's going to be something about Psikyo, Deathsmiles, and R-Type Final 2 in this stream starting in a little under half an hour.

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>> No.6926065

Nice pasta, bro

>> No.6926290

baste m2 BTFO collector dads by giving all their aleste collection stock to scalpers.

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If this comes out in the west, I'll come back to Deathsmiles and beat my PB.

>> No.6926789

post body nerd

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>no PC

>> No.6926840

We already have DS so DS2 would probably be a seperate release that's my cope atm anyways

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preorderd for switch

>> No.6927283

>Simping for Reco this hard

The big bug is right to bully her

>> No.6928016

Cool dude what shmups are you getting for it?

>> No.6928018

>playing shmups on a system without a dpad
switch is the worst console I've ever owned, gave it to my kid after I beat mario

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>I beat mario

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why pay for a repackaged DS port?

>> No.6928936
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>He plays games with forced memorization.

>> No.6928989

performing hard routes gets me in the zone, peak escapism

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>> No.6929559
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fight me

>> No.6929598

Perfect for you

>> No.6929632

Just like the shottriggers. Are these japs not doing basic market research? Have they decided to just produce exclusively for the sick grabbers? It seems like releasing for PC and region free would be standard by now if you wanted to make money.

Nope lets release a game only on consoles that are last gen and completely ignore half of our fan base.

>> No.6929675

PCfags/most "hardcore" shmupfags :
>buy it for pennies
>complain it's not as good as the top 5 arcade games
>complain that the port doesn't have niche features
>don't buy the sequel because you're still playing the original
Sick grabbers :
>Preorder or pick up day one at full price as long as the box looks good
>no standards what so ever, will accept a low effort port and actively encourage others to pick it up on their unboxing youtube channels
>buy sequels despite only playing the original for 5 minutes

Is it any wonder? If players want games, they need to prepare to pay as much for shmups as they do for elf.

>> No.6929684

I pay full price for ALL my roms.

>> No.6929813

> they need to prepare to pay as much for shmups as they do for elf.
what's elf? triple A games? shmups are too barebones to pay $60 in that case.

>> No.6929987

Aleste always felt way too cramped, feel like it should have been a proper arcade vert

>> No.6930045

Yet you'd gladly pay for a triple A game you'll play for 10 hours and discard?

>> No.6930182

I don't buy games I don't like.

>> No.6930427

They must've thought the same, or else they wouldn't have formed Raizing.

>> No.6930467

Shmups are only worth 5 bucks on Steam sale.

Final Fantasy 14? Now that's worth $60 plus $30 for each expansion plus $15 a month subscription.

We're comparing McDonald's to steak here.

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>tfw constantly bitch about no more cave games on steam but also only bought them at firesale prices when their day fullprice was already cheap
lads... are we the baddies?

>> No.6930559

Real game companies make new games every few years. Cave just shits out port after port , with no save states, and mobile trash. They deserve to stay bankrupt.

>> No.6930565

>mmo shit worth any amount of money

>> No.6931565

Why do people keep saying DS2 is shit? I know the grafx aren't as nice but the gameplay still looks fine and clast vouched for it being as good as the first.

>> No.6931583

t. clast

>> No.6931718

The thread can't be bumped anymore, can it?

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