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>I'm playing Super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator

>> No.6861267

why didnt he code a better emulator himself

>> No.6861280

BADONGUS

>> No.6861281

god that show is fucking terrible.

>> No.6861285
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EL PSY BAZINGA

>> No.6861307

BADONGA

>> No.6861310

Closing my eyes and picturing all the funny situations playing out on his screen

>> No.6861383

*laugh track*

>> No.6861412

>>6861247
For all their faults, Sheldon, Leonard, and the boys had decent retro game cred. In one episode they all get together to play Zork.

>> No.6861617

>>6861247
/v/'s obsession with this scene shows how socially inept you idiots are. The joke isn't that the emulator is poorly coded but that a grown man is sitting in a hallway playing a Mario game because his flatmate is doing adult stuff in their apartment.

>> No.6861628

>>6861617
This isn't /v/, but I actually didn't even realize we were on /vr/ until I read your post and checked the top of the page.

>> No.6861635

>>6861247
I remember when /v/ first saw this, they reacted with disdain "how COULD they call project64 poorly coded?"

Turns out they were right.

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>>6861617
THE JOKE IS THAT THEY GOT THE SUPER MARIO 64 PAUSE SOUNDS RIGHT AND I RECOGNIZED IT AS A THING AND I CLAPPED

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>>6861617
THE JOKE IS THAT THEY GOT THE SUPER MARIO 64 PAUSE SOUNDS RIGHT AND I RECOGNIZED IT AS A THING I KNOW AND I CLAPPED

>> No.6861675

>>6861617
Literally everyone here knows what the joke is and the emulator being poorly coded is a part of it, it's like something Sheldon would say and do, you spastic.

>> No.6861865

I like computers and they like computers. It's like they wrote a show thats exactly like my life!! Hahahahahahaha!

>> No.6861937

>>6861635
y know, aside from snap which is a bitch to deal with i ran most n64 just fine on it
we have better alternatives today but i think it's unfair to shit on its legacy

>> No.6862226

This scene was kino, bunch of posers.
On of the few good scenes in this show, though.

>> No.6862241

>>6861247
This was true until Vulkan Parallel got merged into the Mupen64Plus core desu. Try it.

>> No.6862274

>>6861635
What makes people think it's Project 64?

>> No.6862298

>>6862274
1964 wouldn't boot at all and mupen was still in early stages when the episode came out.

>> No.6862325

>>6861865
None of them is a virgin though.

>> No.6862326

>>6862298
project 64 wasn't the first n64 emulator, nor the first that could run sm64
that episode aired in late 2008, ultrahle could run sm64 nearly a decade prior

>> No.6862331

>>6862298
>>6862326
also, the first thing that comes to my mind when someone says "Super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator" is Corn, an emulator that basically can only play sm64 (came out around 2000)

>> No.6862349

>Audience laughs
Why is our identity a joke to so much of society? This feels like a microaggression.

>> No.6862363

>>6862331
iirc Corn is the one that plays like five games, but plays them exceptionally well on the most shitty of computers.

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>>6861247
>mfw N64 is so shit an accurate emulator would appear poorly coded to an outsider

>> No.6862463

This show is nerd blackface.

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>> No.6862581

>>6862553
>There are literal PS2 and Xbox threads up right now
>You complain about this

>> No.6862594

don't lie, someone IRL has compared you to sheldon

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>>6862349
I always said it was nerd blackface, but I've kinda flipped around on this. While this show still sucks, most 'nerds' have turned out to be the self-hating white soi fruits, and deserve the derision.

>> No.6862658

>>6862625
Keep your numale insecurities to /pol/ thanks

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>>6862658
t. numale soi fruit
>insecure
>cheap psychology babble
Lol

>> No.6864597

>>6861247
ZIMBABWE

>> No.6864614

>>6862594
My sister once DVRed a "joke" where he lists off a bunch of videogame titles just to show me.

>> No.6864625
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>MAZINGER

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>>6864625
>BAZINGER

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>I'm playing Skyrim with a poorly coded mod that gives all the women in the game huge anime eyes, tits, and asses, and also the mod makes them all naked and horny

>> No.6864726

>>6862594
and every single time i shed a tear

>> No.6864739

>>6861617
Actually the joke is that emulating is illegal and edgy and he is doing that to offset the fact that people are having sex inside the apartment.

>> No.6864791

>>6862594
It feels like you're talking directly to me.

>> No.6864802

>>6862989
source

>> No.6864867

>>6861617
Hollyjew does shit like that constantly. Two people typing on a keyboard meme to make them look 'smart'. Sheldon is meant to be smart enough to know it's bad. In reality he'd be impressed that someone did it for free or go improve the thing himself but everyone is mean tot laugh at the dweeb moment, like two people hacking with a keyboard, just one, that naval police show shows shit like that. or "enhance" meme or "I'm in" and etc

it's cringe

There's no joke other than the cringe.

>but sitcoms are funny

You being flayed alive is funnier.

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>>6861628
oh yes it is

But what's important is why is /v/ bad?

>> No.6864883

>>6864876
/v/ is filled with retarded offtopic shitposting, though it doesn't matter because /vr/ has been having rampant retarded offtopic shitposting for the past few years, such as yourself, and me too, seeing as I'm contributing to the dumbass offtopic conversation.

it doesn't matter though, mods have given up on this shithole.

>> No.6864887

>>6864883
Seething probably because /vr/ rightfully hates your favorite game.

>> No.6864893

>>6864887
It's more of a slow burn watching this board turn into diet /v/ with more passive aggressiveness. If this is Alf, you're one of the faggots I'd love to hunt down and beat the dog shit out of and do the board a favor.

>> No.6864906

>>6864883
I've never posted there myself. I only bumped after I saw that all of you fags were going to bump it anyway and /vr/ only cared about banning racist and non-retro (no longer) comments so yeah. Also lewd posts. But anyway, they're gone now. it's why hiro did that janny application thing, unless I'm wrong and it's on a timer.

>>6864887
All overly high traffic boards are filled with very shit posts. Calling them shitposts is actually a complement. Only childish spaztastics would a board that's overly fast.

>> No.6865045

BAZONKO!

>> No.6865062

>>6861247
Basingstoke

>> No.6865070

>>6862274
It's/was the most popular.

>> No.6865071

Here's th joke:
>haha he said some really nerdy sounding words that I don't really understand
>why is he so socially inept that he felt the need to so specifically describe what he's doing beyond a simple "I'm playing a game," because clearly 99% of the population wouldn't care about or understand anything beyond that
>and why does he care so much about such trivial details anyway

>> No.6865286

I remember exactly where I was when I first heard this
I had a friend back in the day who claimed zsnes was accurate lol

>> No.6865445

>>6861247
>playing Mario 64
>without a controller
What is this, 2004? Plug in a 360 controller and run JoyToKey or XPadder if the emulator can't assign button inputs.

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>>6864625
>>6864696
XABUNGLE

>> No.6865538

To be honest, I always thought this scene was uncharacteristically on point for like, niche nerd culture compared to their average scene that's just the characters shouting different sci-fi/tech/entry-level fandom references.

>> No.6865545

>>6861285
Made me spit out my coffee

>> No.6865557

>>6865445
360 controller? JoyToKey? xpadder? emulator can't assign button inputs?
you're the one living in 2008 my nigga

>> No.6865564

>>6865071
Lefty "meme", what did you expect? Chuck Lorre's garbage is all the same and all equally bad.

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The viewer must have a high IQ to comprehend the jokes. You probably failed to understand the humor because you are an imbecile.

>> No.6865661

>>6865070
Where's the logic in that?

>> No.6865748

>>6862298
1964 was mainly designed for Goldeneye and Perfect Dark

>> No.6865872

It's amazing to think we already had a Nintendo 64 emulator back in 1964. Now that's retro.

>> No.6865902

>>6864876
this image isn't true. Girls didn't have this "lol look at this loser and his video games" attitude throughout those years.

>> No.6865952

>>6865902
Sure they did. Only the mid 2000s did things start to change. Image is a bit cringe after 2006 but also makes a very valid point about females bitching about gaming.

>> No.6865962

I tried emulating NHL 99 on Project 64 and the game didn't work at all, is the emulator or my rom broken?

>> No.6866004

>>6865902
i wouldn't know, no girls came within audible range of me or my friends

>> No.6866526

>>6864883
>mods have given up on this shithole
It's cute that you think they're just apathetic, when in reality they're actively trying to destroy it.

>> No.6867426

>>6861617
Wrong! the joke like every joke in that show is that they made a refence to something usually for no reason at all so even knuckle dragging retards can clap along and laugh

>> No.6867434

>>6865902
spot the fucken zoomer

>> No.6867436

>woah, I understood that reference! *clap*
is there anything more npc than this
there isn't even a joke, its just "i belong to the particular group this piece of media is referencing, how peculiar"

>> No.6867442

>>6865445
They always did.
>joy2key-ing for a game with analog controls
Gross.

>> No.6867829

>>6861247
i may have misunderstood, but right before this scene Sheldon also says that they're going to "rock Mario old-school" after mentioning he has 3 N64 controllers. I've always remembered that """joke""" because it implies the writers thought Mario 64 was multiplayer.

>> No.6867850

Nerd Blackface.

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BAZINGA

>> No.6867871

>>6865661
The show is about stereotypical nerd culture, so everything they mention is what seen as popular among "nerds". Stop being pedantic, he wasn't emulating N64 through a GC/Wii emulator or running some dead emulator from the 90s or something stupid like that, it was a joke on Project 64 being buggy, which is still a gag among the emulation scene untill this date.

>> No.6867879

>>6867829

Mario party? Mario kart?

>> No.6867889

>>6861247
Is not the emulator that is poorly coded, is the N64 itself.

>> No.6867901

>>6867829
Actually it was a joke about the build quality of N64 controllers. They need three because chances are two of them will have floppy, unusable joysticks.

>> No.6868158

>>6867870
Mods used to be based

>> No.6868970

>>6868158
"not since pre-2014"

>> No.6869103

>>6867436
That wasn’t the part that was a joke, that’s probably why.

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>>6864883
The vast majority of posts were console wars for +30 year old systems, rivalries between games, rivalries between genres, etc with occasional gold to be found. Now we have the addition of faggots writing off games because "they're too old", people who absolutely have to assert in every single thread that their favorite game is the bestest with low effort 1-and-done shitposts (RE4 guy for example), and other forms of retarded faggotry. Shit honestly reminds me of /mu/ it's so gay. Maybe one of the new /v/ spinoff boards will be decent now that this one is basically /v/-lite.

>> No.6869152

>>6866526
This.

They actually ban the better posters too while not making v2k and other faggy things.

>> No.6870436

>>6864614
I remember my dad showing me that scene but I was 11 so I thought it was the coolest thing ever

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>/vr/ is putting more thought into analyzing this one line than the actual writers put into writing the entire show

>> No.6870623

>>6870598
No wonder the show was making fun of those people.

>> No.6870738

>>6865902
It's an exaggeration, but it's true.
Very few girls I knew growing up liked video games, and they usually got into them because of their dad or older brother and not because they themselves were interested in them.