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6842202 No.6842202 [Reply] [Original]

What's a game you bought because it was coomer bait?

>> No.6842214

none of them

>> No.6842217

>>6842214
fbpb

>> No.6842226

that playboy mansion garbage on the ps2

>> No.6842235

>>6842202
>GameCube port was cancelled.

>> No.6842245

>>6842202
None. If I want to jerk off I'll just go watch porn. There's no reason to seek coom material literally anywhere else. People who buy video games for coomer bait instead of the gameplay are legitimately retarded.

>> No.6842628

>>6842202
Literally literally every game evar. I can't help myself. I'm an incel conzoomer.

>> No.6842659

Is this game any good?

>> No.6842662
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6842662

>come for cheesecake
>stay for the amazing everything else

>> No.6842668
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6842668

Play Asuka 120 Limited on Sega Saturn
Don't play Final on Playstation it sucks

>> No.6842671
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>>6842659
From what I've gleaned, it's a poor Tenchu clone. Therefore, you're better off with an actual Tenchu game on Xbox for your ninja sim fix.

>> No.6843182
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6843182

Got some solid cooms out of it too.

>> No.6843214
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6843214

Sad part is it wasn't even fun nor was it good to coom to.

>> No.6843220

>>6842659
It doesn't have the polish of Tenchu but is a lot more challenging/frustrating and has some interesting stealth mechanics.

>> No.6843614

>>6842659
Fuck no.
It has some good ideas, but they are executed badly.

>> No.6845071
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6845071

I always take a look at games I 100% dont know about when I find them and I had no clue about this one. Got a laugh out of me but I left it there on the shelf. Then I got curious and went to look up more info and saw this.
>Unlock item "patto" - In PRACTICE, MACHINE mode, successfully hit all the 100 balls (Perfect). Equipping this item enhances the bust size of the girls
I was queued up waiting for them to open the next day.

>> No.6845446
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I bought this dumb ps1 game all because it said you could pick up girls on the back.

>> No.6845460

>>6842202
I remember my mom got this game for herself in Christmas 2006, but for the PS2. She played it maybe once or twice and never again. I played it when I was in high school and immediately found out why. Very janky feeling game. Felt like most of my success was luck based. Never got past the part with the buddha statue.

>> No.6845469

>>6842226
kek I rented that. It was extremely boring.

>> No.6845772

>>6842202
Hey, is this game good? I like its cover.

>> No.6845791

>>6845772
Try reading through the thread, you fucking idiot.

>> No.6845846

>>6843214
Disagree there on both accounts friend. I thought it was a decent clone of the 64 wrestling games and has some of the hottest babes in vidya.

>> No.6845870
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>>6842202
I bought it because the box art is cool. It's in my collection.

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Some of the first "retro" games I ever bought 20 years ago.

>> No.6846251
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>> No.6846413

>>6845870
It's a neat game, obviously flawed but has some cool ideas.

>> No.6847531
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>>6842202
Guilty Gear 2

>> No.6847739

>>6843214
>sequel allows you to increase mucle size
uuunf

>> No.6848075

>>6843214
This is my favorite wrestling game and the gameplay is solid. Hell, to this day I keep learning how to do new moves that I didn't even realize were a thing. Like if you initiate a standing grapple from left or right, you get two completely different sets of options for standing throws.

>> No.6848110

>>6848075
what? and why did the xbox 360 version blow chunks in comparison?

>> No.6848130

I was just playing this game wtf

>> No.6848134
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>>6842202
I played it briefly at a friend's house and bought it for Ayane and Rachel. Little did I know they're actually barely present at all
Still a great game and had a blast playing tho

>> No.6848137

>>6845446
Hey wild 9 is good, I'd play it just for the atmosphere and charm

>> No.6848142
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6848142

Only one that wasn't Illusion.

>> No.6849232

>>6848142
Ah, a fellow patrician. Good taste, sir.

>> No.6849268
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>>6848134
>my dick when oiled up Rachel after Ryu rescues her from the tentacle boss

>> No.6850121

>>6848142
Is this game actually any fun to play?

>> No.6850126

>>6842202
Star Fox

>> No.6850140
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6850140

Look at those stomachs

>> No.6850151

>>6842668
or hear Sony SPC700 remixes of Asuka 120%

>> No.6850163

>>6850121
Beyond volleyball, it had pool games and you could take individual girls out to the beach and put sun tan lotion on them. You can also buy gifts for the girls like a simp.

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6850208

Yo how is MGS2 on PC?

>> No.6850232

>>6842202
irl Japanese girls aren't even very attractive. Most of them have short, goblin like bodies with stumpy legs. It's laughable how they give them long slender nordic legs in anime and vidya.

>> No.6851679

>>6850232
>It's laughable how they give them long slender nordic legs in anime and vidya.

kind of like how americans don't fill TV with lard bucket normal women, huh?

>> No.6851681

This is the sort of thread you'd only get by allowing shit that normally should only exist on /v/...

>> No.6851705

>>6842202
I rented BMXXX and DOA, but I never bought them. By that point, I had discovered a trove of fake britney spears porn online.

>>6845446
>dumb
I think you mean Wexcellent, get better taste.

>> No.6851859

>>6851679
kind of a non sequitur since you're talking about live models who actually exist. Anime Japanese chicks almost never have the same phenotype as real Japanese chicks, whether they're someone average off the streets or a model/pop star.

>> No.6852663

>>6848110
The gameplay was slower, stiffer and more jank than the ps2 version. Also unlocking stuff was obtuse as fuck and took everyone on gamefaqs to figure it out.

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>>6842202

>> No.6852853

>>6843214
>uses the smackdown engine
Coombait, sure, but it’s reasonably solid from a gameplay standpoint.

>> No.6852856

>>6851681
yeah there were never waifu threa-- oh wait

>> No.6853524

>>6842202
The jumping effects sound like they were ripped off from sly cooper.

>> No.6855359

>>6842202
I just got this game because I wanted more ninja games after playing Tenchu. I did stay for the tits. Then left because the bosses were janky pieces of shit. the whole wall running physics were funny though.

>> No.6856513

>>6852812
I was so annoyed when this game suddenly ended out of nowhere after 8 hours of gameplay. Feels half finished