/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.6811105]

Confess your /vr/ sins.

[Anonymous No.6811112]

Fuck off pedo

[Anonymous No.6811118]

I lied. No one ever called them mayors.

[Anonymous No.6811123]

I think all games before snes/genesis are shit
Except duck hunt

[Anonymous No.6811127]

I used the rewind function to beat SMB1 on an emulator

[Anonymous No.6811129]

I lied. No one ever called them bosses.

[Anonymous No.6811132]

>>6811118
Wrong I did. Burn in hell.

[Anonymous No.6811152]

I attempt to use RPG mechanics in action games where the objective is to not get hit once.

[Anonymous No.6811157]

>>6811105
i jerked off to a bootleg game on the genesis

[Anonymous No.6811164]

>>6811127
>tfw half of my childhood was watching my mom ace smb1 and batman on real hardware hundreds of times
Yeah, I think you should fucking off yourself.

[Anonymous No.6811183]

>>6811105
Sonic 3D was my first Sonic game and no joke, my TV and connector was so shit, I confused Tails for an anime fairy girl and Knuckles for a hot redhead in jeans and I fantasized about those images in my head.

[Anonymous No.6811185]

Honestly, all memes aside, I might be the most mentally ill person on /vr/ and most akin to Kefka.
I've already posted in this board 120 times today, but I decided to take it seriously this time around.

I post on /vr/ exclusively for about 12-16 hours each day. Every day. This general is pretty much my entire life. My life is just sitting in my room with movies playing in the background as I post here. I have several different monitors hooked up to different vpns to even change the number of posters in a given thread so no one calls out my samefagging.
On top of that, I pretend to be different people and even argue, disagree and insult myself. Writing in different styles and using different mannerisms so no one knows the extent of my posting or recognizes me. Often times when I'm online and in my peak posting hours, the catalog will be almost all me.

I figure I make about 20 posts a hour on average. Consistently for three years, that's about 300,000 posts, conservatively. I posted very frequently a decade prior to the three years of becoming a hermit, but not to this extent. I'd like to think I'm hitting close to a million posts in the near future.
Sometimes, I post so much I forget who is and isn't me. Chances are, if you're a regular on /vr/, you've spoken to a version of myself. Each time I make a successful meme or get a lot of (you)s, I save the image, print it out and frame it on my wall. I am surrounded by accomplishment.
You are in my home and I'll most certainly be seeing you around.
But the great thing about 4chan is that you'll never know it's me.

[Anonymous No.6811194]

Honestly, all memes aside, I might be the most mentally ill person on /vr/ and most akin to Kefka.
I've already posted in this board 120 times today, but I decided to take it seriously this time around.

I post on /vr/ exclusively for about 12-16 hours each day. Every day. This general is pretty much my entire life. My life is just sitting in my room with movies playing in the background as I post here. I have several different monitors hooked up to different vpns to even change the number of posters in a given thread so no one calls out my samefagging.
On top of that, I pretend to be different people and even argue, disagree and insult myself. Writing in different styles and using different mannerisms so no one knows the extent of my posting or recognizes me. Often times when I'm online and in my peak posting hours, the catalog will be almost all me.

I figure I make about 20 posts a hour on average. Consistently for three years, that's about 300,000 posts, conservatively. I posted very frequently a decade prior to the three years of becoming a hermit, but not to this extent. I'd like to think I'm hitting close to a million posts in the near future.
Sometimes, I post so much I forget who is and isn't me. Chances are, if you're a regular on /vr/, you've spoken to a version of myself. Each time I make a successful meme or get a lot of (you)s, I save the image, print it out and frame it on my wall. I am surrounded by accomplishment.

You are in my home and I'll most certainly be seeing you around.
But the great thing about 4chan is that you'll never know it's me.

[Anonymous No.6811228]

I buy loose discs and replacement cases

[Anonymous No.6811231]

I consider sixth gen to be retro.

[Anonymous No.6811237]

I wanted /vr/ to talk about 6th gen games, but I had hoped we'd have the restraint to only talk about niche shit like Dreamcast and original Xbox launch titles.

[Anonymous No.6811246]

The DS is retro

[Anonymous No.6811247]

>>6811105
I masturbated to bubble bobble rule 34 art

[Anonymous No.6811259]

>>6811194
Is this pasta?

[Anonymous No.6811278]

I like retro games but I can't stand retro gamers.

[Anonymous No.6811281]

>>6811259

[Anonymous No.6811505]

>>6811281
>>6811194
This pasta has aged poorly.

[Anonymous No.6811514]

I cant stop hiding threads, I want to filter as much of this crap as I can

[Anonymous No.6811523]

>>6811247
oh god its real

[Anonymous No.6811557]

>>6811194
This is less pasta than you people think

Maybe not this anon, but theres a guy out there arguing with himself untill threads catchs up

Not,the hero we need, but board is shit now anyways so who cares

[Anonymous No.6811561]

mayor

[Anonymous No.6811571]

>>6811105
I play Jarpigs

[Anonymous No.6811583]

I have never paid for a single videogame in my life

[Anonymous No.6811602]

I think 5th gen aged like milk, and that the transition to 3D made for a lot of shit titles. 4th gen >>>>> 5th gen.

[Anonymous No.6811610]

>>6811157
Divine Sealing?

[Anonymous No.6811619]

odd number generations suck, and gens 4 & 6 are the best by a large margin

[Anonymous No.6811648]

>>6811619
agreed. although I do think 3rd is at least somewhat alright.

[Anonymous No.6811657]

>>6811105
Well on the PC version of GTA 3, I modded one of the billboards with a naked picture of my cousin whom I was sleeping with secretly.

[Anonymous No.6811686]

Here's one from yesterday.

I plugged a snes video cable in upside down somehow because I was leaning over the console and didn't see the cable was upside down. Looks like it didn't do any damage but these chinese s video cables are soft enough to be easy to accidentally plug in upside down. Be careful.

I'm shocked it didn't break it desu

[Anonymous No.6811705]

I used one of those "lookin' good" filters when I played through Mario RPG. The game's graphics looked like shit without it

[Anonymous No.6811721]

I lied. No one ever called them "cartridges"

[Anonymous No.6811724]

>>6811105
I never learned how IRQ worked, I just clicked things at random in the config menu until I got sound in the games.

[Anonymous No.6811741]

>>6811194
Kek I haven't laugh this hard in a while.

[Anonymous No.6811743]

>>6811105
I think Duke Nukem 3D gets way to much praise and is overrrated.

[Anonymous No.6811804]

>>6811602
>4th gen >>>>> 5th gen.
I think a lot of people can actually agree with you there. 5th gen was a very experimental phase and while there were a few really good gems to come out of it, there were still quite a lot of abominations. Although, I would say a lot of the 2d games that came out of 5th gen were pretty stellar.

[Anonymous No.6811837]

I've never completed SM64

[Anonymous No.6811848]

>>6811837
I've never played SM64

[Anonymous No.6811868]

I'm perfectly happy emulating all old consoles on my PC and using my xbone controller to play everything.

[Anonymous No.6811880]

>>6811105
I was the guy who killed Donkey Kong Racing

[Anonymous No.6811914]

Here's a bad one.

I have never been to an arcade or played a game on an arcade cabinet.

[Anonymous No.6812183]

>>6811914
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.6812192]

>>6812183
I'm 23.

[Anonymous No.6812280]

I have gotten bored and quit Final Fantasy 3, 4, 6, 7, and 9, but I finished FF1 twice, once on GBA and once on NES, and I finished Mystic Quest. The rest i've not played.

[Anonymous No.6812283]

I put FAG as my initials on arcade games

[Anonymous No.6813093]

>>6811231
not a sin since it is retro

[Anonymous No.6813096]

>>6812280
based

[Anonymous No.6813105]

>>6812192
go to Galloping Ghost if you want to relive that. The only arcades I went to were in places like restaurants and what not when I was a kid. Mom never took me there. Went to Galloping Ghost about a year or so ago. Was a great time.

[Anonymous No.6813108]

>>6811105
I occasionally voiced support for GBA before the rule change, leading to the destruction of /vr/

[Anonymous No.6813110]

>>6813108
worst sin of all IMO

[Anonymous No.6813147]

>>6811105
Posting on this board.

[Anonymous No.6813156]

>>6811105
imo 6th gen games are the best
inb4 millenials come to reeeeeee at me

[Anonymous No.6813175]

>>6813108

[Anonymous No.6813191]

>>6813108
aren't gba games like pokémon and all those licensed platformers on tasvideos
or was it already the 3d handheld

[Anonymous No.6813198]

>>6811105
When it comes to consoles, I care just as much about the aesthetics (what the console looks like, how comfortable the controllers are, how cool the design of logos and startup screens are, etc) as the actual games, if not more.

[Anonymous No.6813274]

>>6811105
>Confess your /vr/ sins
i sometimes reply to the bernieposter

[Anonymous No.6813284]

>>6811105
I finally finished Super Metroid and Super Mario Bros 3. I'm free from my sins.

[Anonymous No.6813294]

>>6811105
I actually had a lot of respect for GBAutist and found his arguments to be quite persuasive. If the boomers would’ve kept their OCD in check and just simply ignored his threads they probably wouldn’t have changed the sticky.

[Anonymous No.6813323]

>>6811105
I Would much rather erp than play retro games or moderate a board about them

[Anonymous No.6813387]

>>6811194
Hi GBAutist good to see you

[Anonymous No.6813441]

>>6813323
not as bad as the mods talking about /sp/ but still pretty terrible. mods are a fucking joke, remember months before the rule change that one autist kept posting coverart for PS2 remakes of Dreamcast or earlier games and it was "within the rules" even though he was flooding to board. Then the mods deleted a 3ds thread about what were the best emulators for 5th gen and earlier.

[Anonymous No.6813465]

>>6813323
>>6813387
>>6813441
>still flooding the board with this shit
Get over it already lmao

[Anonymous No.6813502]

>>6813465
no

[Anonymous No.6813507]

>>6813323
>>6813387
>>6813441
imagine seething for this many days in a row

[Anonymous No.6813514]

>>6813323
I like how you or someone else keeps flaunting this embarrassment. It really is hilarious. Regardless of if you're the person in the image or just someone pretending to be them. The original Anon really shot themselves in the foot by posting it in the first place. Thinking it would make the mods look bad but only makes themselves look awful in multiple ways. I'm not usually one to complain about outsiders but this "Anon" fits the stereotype to a t. They couldn't be any farther alien to 4chan but act as if they desperately want to be native to it. It really is Poe's law tier, indistinguishable from parody. It's like a living incarnation of this image just with the topic swapped. They have no understanding of what this place is, who lives here, how it operates, and make it painfully apparent by demanding that the place change "back" to something it never was.

[Anonymous No.6813523]

>>6813514
Explain?

[Anonymous No.6813545]

>thread keeps getting buried
Haha better go ahead and bump it so it stays right at the top

[Anonymous No.6813568]

>>6813545
Good thinking :^)

[Anonymous No.6813578]

>>6813523
I don't know if I can. I wrote a ton of text on this twice already in previous threads but in reality it's understood just by being here for a long time. If you stay here long enough and actually pay attention to a lot, you'll come to understand why that rant and what they're focusing on is just absurd.

It's like trying to argue with a wall, but not in the traditional sense people use that phrase. I'm not saying the mods are stubborn or anything like that, the point is that their rant is fruitless and misdirected. And they CAN'T direct it anywhere else. Why? It just is that way.
The mods have no sway over the board and neither do the rules.

I mean really, just read it. They're complaining about a 4chan moderator, acting like a weeb on IRC (for all of a few lines) in response to them ranting as if there's any other possible outcome. The mods already know they're powerless to control the flow of the imageboard, it's been like this since inception and spans more than 4chan itself. There is a way of imageboards that isn't like a club house, cult, dictatorship or any other somesuch. Trying to influence or control it in this way has and will always be retarded in a way that is so particular and complex that I'd have trouble explaining it in any way other than saying "lurk more" not even as an insult. It's just you won't be able to understand why things are this way unless you have observed it and deviations from it for years and years.

I'm sure this isn't the answer you're looking for but I'm sorry I can't convey it properly. You'll have to deeply analyze and consider it all yourself and you might see why this person deserves to be mocked. Their ignorance is glaring to the experienced imageboard lurker.

[Anonymous No.6813582]

>>6813578
Well said, thanks

[Anonymous No.6813586]

>>6811105
I regularly anally penetrate myself with an XG-1 light gun, and I can only get hard if I'm wearing a Power Glove when I'm jerking off.

[Anonymous No.6813605]

>>6813586
from the same autist who posted these:
>>6813323
>>6813387
>>6813441

[Anonymous No.6813636]

>>6813605
Based accountability poster

[Anonymous No.6813645]

>>6813586
Er, nope. They seem like completely different personalities, in fact. Wow, you're fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.6813657]

>>6813586
Oh wait. I used a profane word like the other anon. Ya got me. Twerp...

[Anonymous No.6813659]

>>6813645
>Er, nope
Based effeminate retard poster

[Anonymous No.6813678]

>>6811610
yes

[Anonymous No.6813737]

>>6811105
Haha better bump this thread again, it’s almost like someone’s trying to hide it in the catalog!

[Anonymous No.6813757]

>>6813737
How weird haha I better bump it again too just to make sure

[Anonymous No.6813785]

Bump

[Anonymous No.6813801]

>>6811705
A lot of games can actually look pretty good with those kind of filters

[Anonymous No.6813802]

>>6813785
Thanks man

[Anonymous No.6813906]

>>6813737
Thank you sir may I have another?

[Anonymous No.6814006]

>>6813906
Bump

[Anonymous No.6814018]

>>6814006
Based

[Anonymous No.6814045]

>>6811105
Sometimes I bump this thread just to do it

[Anonymous No.6814197]

>>6811105
I edited several Master System pictures to make them say Sega System.

[Anonymous No.6814221]

>>6813659
Had plenty of relationships with some decent looking women.
I'm also a father of two.
This means I've had actual real sex.
Which is more than I can say about you.

[Anonymous No.6814283]

I miss Gramps.

[Anonymous No.6814309]

>>6813578
The mods have full control over whether this board includes 6th gen or not. You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.6814314]

>>6813578
ERPing is ironic weeb normalfag shit. Don't associate weebs with that garbage.

[Anonymous No.6814325]

>>6814221
>decent looking women
Holy shit imagine bragging about bringing home a bar girl and putting 2 kids in her lmao

[Anonymous No.6814362]

>>6814221
>this means I’ve had actual real sex
o I’m laffin

[Anonymous No.6814469]

>>6811105
I've been savestating since I was 8.

[Anonymous No.6814497]

>>6811914
I only played House of the Dead, or whatever it was called. There were also some Jurassic Park games, and I think Resident Evil. They all had these plastic gun things, it was pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.6814504]

>>6812280
I wanted to judge you, but realized I did the same thing.

[Anonymous No.6814515]

>>6813175
so much chaotic energy in this one

[Anonymous No.6814526]

>>6813284
I'm still playing through SMB3. It's a great game.

[Anonymous No.6814601]

>>6813323
Based

[Anonymous No.6814820]

>>6814309
No they don't. They're bound by the passing of time and the demands of the posters. As is always the case when the rules change.

[Anonymous No.6815191]

>>6811105
I beat castlevania with save states

But I did beat Journey to silius with no saves

[Anonymous No.6816249]

In an action game, I don't adapt to attack patterns and respond with attacks knowing my hitbox/hurtbox limits and timing attacks to break past the enemy defenses so much as mash the attack button and imagine a context sensitive attack pattern based on real life martial arts but filled in by my imagination which I imagine the character doing in response to my press of the button, rather than accepting the attack animations that are already programmed into the game.

[Anonymous No.6816293]

Sonic 2 is the worst in the trilogy man fuck this shit it's fucking lame.

[Anonymous No.6816349]

I told prince faggotleaf to kill himself. I stand by my statement.

[Anonymous No.6817072]

>>6816293
that's no good